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Do you believe in bad luck /jp/?

>> No.21655419
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I do, but luckily I have someone to manage that for me.

>> No.21657095

>>21655333
Yorigami Shion the Prostitute.

>> No.21659923
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Yez, and i think I have many bad lucky

>> No.21664226 [DELETED] 

>>21655333
Yes

>> No.21665973

I want to feed Shion lots and lots and lots of sticky rice!

>> No.21671661

>>21655333
I believe I can levitate

>> No.21671739

>>21655333
wvonderin' for an answver or askin' outta the blue

>> No.21671748
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Poor Shion, nobody likes her.

>> No.21671754
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>>21671748
wrong!

>> No.21671838

>>21671748
Smelly, poor unwashed butt

>> No.21672918

>>21671838
Imagine the smell

>> No.21676008

>>21671748
She's so poor she can't even buy panties...

>> No.21676017

>>21676008
what a slut

>> No.21676271
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>>21671838
>>21676008
Poor, smelly unwashed bloomers.

>> No.21676294

>>21676017
Involuntary slut

>> No.21678945 [DELETED] 

>>21655333
I believe in my hat

>> No.21679253

>>21672918
I rather not

>> No.21681540

>>21679253
You must be homosexual.

>> No.21681733

>>21681540
Ask any straight men if they like to smell unwashed homeless female butt

>> No.21682847
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>>21655333
She has no right complaining about bad luck anymore when she gets to eat out Tenshi every night now.

>> No.21683036
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21683036

Most "bad luck" in this world is self-inflicted, or a consequence of previous bad decisions.

>> No.21686586

>>21681733
Yes, you’re indeed a homosexual.

>> No.21692877

>>21655333
maybe

>> No.21695304

>>21686586
I once saw a pornos what had a guy that was trying to eat a girl out but her pussy stank was so bad he vomited.

>> No.21695330
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21695330

Misfortune is my everyday bread.

>> No.21695340

>>21683036
that's what normies tell themselves to believe that they achieved success with hard work

>> No.21699265

>>21655333
I mean... we are all here having the lifes we have, so...

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>>21695340
I don't know what to tell you, anon. I know a guy who was piss poor who started washing cars when he was young and now he owns an automated car washing business 20 years later,

Call it the blessings from the gods if you will, but the guy worked hard to get to where he is today.

>> No.21707327
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21707327

As a certain wise turtle said "there are no accidents". Well aside from the legal definition of it but that's neither here nor there.

Here's a bunny Shion.

>> No.21707622

>>21707327
She gotta pay the bills somehow.

>> No.21707976

>>21707327
If he's so wise then why did he die?

>> No.21712719

>>21707622
Would help her with that

>> No.21719384

>>21707327
Cute shion

>> No.21725025

>>21682847
shimmy

>> No.21725264

So what do you guys think of Shion's incoming RPG game?

>> No.21725358

>>21725264
Huh?

>> No.21725371

Shion is bad lucky bootsy

>> No.21725700

>>21725371
She's a fucking fuck face.

>> No.21727174
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>>21725358
Some guy is making an RPG with Shion as the protagonist. She is also rocking some Okuu-tier breasts.

>> No.21729691

>>21727174
Hentai RPG or...?
You know I just realize despite the overwhelming number of fangames, eroge isn't something Touhou has a lot of.

>> No.21730043

>>21727174
If Shion is the protagonist, does this mean she can actually win?

>> No.21730076
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I'm looking for that wholesome Shion image where a guy picks up shion and treats her with food and crane game...

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>>21729691
>>21730043
Not porn, actuallly. And yes, she is the protagonist.

>> No.21730341

>>21730331
Do you have a name or link?

>> No.21730345

>>21730331
Ooh that actually looks nice. Twitter link or wherever the dev posts his update?

>> No.21730364

>>21730341
>>21730345
https://twitter.com/nuu_echo
https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=3285824

>> No.21734159

>>21730364
A top-down zombie shooter featuring... a zombie.

Cool.

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>>21730364
Sexy Yoshika.

>> No.21740464

>>21655333
to the extent i believe in bad parents

>> No.21745193

>>21739334
*sex with yoshika

ftfy

>> No.21745345

I think it's a combination of pessimism, masochism, and guilt.

>> No.21745474

>>21730331
>>21739334
>Not porn, actually
Uhhh, duh.

>> No.21753860 [DELETED] 

>>21655333
maybe

>> No.21758474

You can't get bad luck if you don't do anything

>> No.21758798

>>21734159
Like ZAMN?

>> No.21761690 [DELETED] 

>>21671754
-1

>> No.21761729

>>21655333
Considering everything that happened today, yes

>> No.21761742

>>21758474
I wouldn't call a non-existent existence lucky

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>> No.21772839
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21772839

Wait, why would a poverty god be pretty?

>> No.21772924

>>21772839
She's not.

>> No.21773057

>>21655333
YESSSSSSS

>> No.21773062
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>>21772839
I sorta find it funny that doujin tend to do the "oh this youkai looks so pretty" when in-universe it's probably regarded as something normal at most.

>> No.21773094
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>>21773062
Well, half-youkai exist, so at least some of them are fuckable.

>> No.21773241

>>21773094
Translate it, weebs

>> No.21773305

>>21773241
"The pleasure of cuckqueaning"

>> No.21773784

>>21773094
Laying on the streets with shion and dumpster diving

>> No.21773840

>>21772924
this
shion belongs with the trash she lives in

>> No.21774056

>>21772839
Don't look at poverty as a state of "lack of all things" but rather "free from all things"

>> No.21781672
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>>21774056
That's one way to look at it.

>> No.21781746
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>>21781672
Cute Shion

>> No.21786205

>>21774056
Shion is now "free from foods". Thanks anon!

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>>21786205
Oops. Meant to go with this.

>> No.21787331

>>21655333
They're not as good as Nittle Grasper, but they try harder. So yes.

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>> No.21794607

>>21791479
waa!

>> No.21796751

>>21787331
Nittle Grasper was shit

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>> No.21805194

>>21805066
Only if Splash Wave is playing in the background.

>> No.21805294
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Shio is eating like a queen today.

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>> No.21820623

>>21805294
Just how many dicks did she sucked to afford that mayo?

>> No.21824807

>>21820623
Not as many as you did for your bus fare.

>> No.21830043

>>21655333
unlucky enough to have half of the threads be nonsense 2who shit at any given time

>> No.21836234

>>21820623
Zero because she's not a slut

>> No.21839525

no

>> No.21839864

>>21824807
You say that but i walked anyways.

>> No.21840119
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21840119

Genderswapped shion is pretty good

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