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>> No.21582946

Maids are olev!

>> No.21582949
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Horned girls are best girls

>> No.21582955
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>>21582946
Maids are olive!

>> No.21582967
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>> No.21582969

I want to spend the day at the shooting range with a qt centaur!
And then I want to spend the evening cleaning our guns together!

>> No.21582980
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>> No.21582981

Which species can best pull off the Hollow Arm Sleeve look?

>> No.21582998
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21582998

I'd be happy with any monstergirl, desu. As long as she's loving.

>> No.21583009
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21583009

would you let her sit in your lap?

>> No.21583015

>>21583009

>> No.21583016

>>21582998
Same here. I just want someone to hold and/or to hold me at night. I’d take my least favorite species with a genuine caring personality over my favorite with a bitchy or abusive personality.

>> No.21583021

>>21582955
It's time to oil the olive meido.

>> No.21583022
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>>21582981

>> No.21583023

>>21583009
>>21583015
Yes

>> No.21583025

Making level 1 rat rogues into level 20 brood mothers!

>> No.21583045
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21583045

Red or blue?

>> No.21583046

>>21583025
That's just inefficient training anon, if you powerlevel them you can have them at Broodmother by level 8!

>> No.21583048

>>21583045
Both!

>> No.21583049

>>21583025
At what point do they change from Goons into Mob Bosses?

>> No.21583055

>>21583049
You need to take them on a special quest to unlock that vocation.

>> No.21583057

>>21583045
Remind me of the difference?
Red is the loud aggressive drunk and Blue is the quiet pseudo-intellectual drunk right?

>> No.21583061

Big and sexy Wendigos!

>> No.21583072
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>> No.21583074
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21583074

>ywn have a harpy spread your anus apart with her talons and spit in it

>> No.21583076

>>21583072
How can she feel anything if she's dead?

>> No.21583077
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>>21583061
Small and cute wyverns.

>> No.21583079
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21583079

What would you build with a gremlin waifu?

>> No.21583087

>>21583079
Is that really the best version of that image you can find?

>> No.21583089

>>21583076
i'm dead inside yet i feel

>> No.21583095

>>21583046
That's just it.
We're putting them into broodmother at level one so they can put all of them in!

>>21583049
About level 15.
Granted, the only mob they're bossing is their brood.

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>>21583089
There there.

>> No.21583114

>>21583049
I want to unite the mob bosses of MGC by marrying them all!

>> No.21583116
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>>21582981
I know a species that can't pull that off

>> No.21583127

What is your waifu’s go-to meal when she needs to make dinner for the family in little time?

>> No.21583133

>>21583127
Oyakodon.

>> No.21583134

>>21583116
Are Trolls the ultimate masters of paizuri? I'm asking for a friend.

>> No.21583141

>>21583127
My waifu is too busy with work, I'd be the cook in the family. That being said, pasta is always a good choice.

>> No.21583142

>>21583133
Based.

>> No.21583148

>>21583127
Freshly slaughtered elk, she just slaps some flank meat on the table and goes to town while im cooking my plate and her seconds.

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>>21583127
Me.

>> No.21583159

>>21583154
You must be fun at parties.

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>>21583134
You wish.

>> No.21583169

>>21583159
I don't understand.

>> No.21583171

>>21583134
I prefer to use her ass for hotdogging my dick and abuse her anus

>> No.21583186

>>21583133
Goddammit KDF

>> No.21583191

>>21583186
I don't eat meat anon. Besides, I was >>21583141

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>>21583169
That's a kumiho-the kind of fox that feasts on human livers.

>> No.21583199

>>21583194
I know, but I don't see how that relates to me being fun at parties.

>> No.21583204

>>21583074
She spitshines my anus I'll elbow grease her cloaca.

>> No.21583213

>>21583194
Daily reminder that livers are for filtering toxic substances only.

>> No.21583214
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21583214

Got a new wife commission
http://twitter.com/chundraw4235/status/1143242175871774725

>> No.21583219
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21583219

a man once told me that scars are sexy. do zombies look hotter with more scars or just 2 or 3 stitches and some bandages?

>> No.21583230

>>21583214
fatass

>> No.21583233

>>21583219
Zombies look cute

>> No.21583236

>>21583219
Any MG looks hotter with scars. Because then they get all self conscious about them and you have to make her feel like the most beautiful person in the world.
And when your depression gets the better of you she can help you calm down as well by making you feel like the most beautiful person in the world.

>> No.21583238
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>>21583204
>cloaca

>> No.21583239

>>21583214
f@

>> No.21583241

>>21583219
Scars are cool for everyone

>> No.21583246

>>21583214
I like the pepperoni nipples. Makes it look a little more realistic.

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21583253

Domesticate your cats

>> No.21583254

>>21583214
shorty

>> No.21583261

>>21583253
Of course, who else will keep our granaries pest free?

>> No.21583265

>>21583253
And whatever you do, DO NOT spay them!

>> No.21583268

>>21583253
Someone is going around shortstacking the girls!
We must find and give him a medal!

>> No.21583280

>>21583194
>>21583199
Please respond.

>> No.21583295
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>>21583253
Pharaohs are for sex slavery

>> No.21583301

>>21583199
I think the Anon means your a loner, or seek to kill other men

>> No.21583304

>>21583295
Those breast clamps are weighing heavy on their breasts!

>> No.21583306

>>21583301
You must be fun at parties too.

>> No.21583307

>>21583295
Clearly the Pharaoh needs to corrupt a grape snake and force her to be a good girl

>> No.21583310

>>21583219
I would like a ripped up frankenstein type zombie girl to give lots of tender loving care. I'd adjust her stitches, change her bandages and regulate her temperature any time she needed, and make sure she always felt beautiful and loved. She's a patchwork because she never stopped being worth fixing, and each mismatched part of her is special.

Even if the scars and missing pieces are fixed when she wights, she will always remember those tender moments spent together, patching her up. Even the haughtiest, classiest wights must remember the times when their husbands took loving care of their clumsy zombie bodies.

>> No.21583319

>>21583295
Practically every MG would be for that. I have a feeling they would enjoy it.

>> No.21583321
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21583321

Pat the police

>> No.21583326

>>21583301
>Loner
Well kinda.
>kill other men
For what? My waifu only wants me for food and sex.

>> No.21583328

>>21583321
Fuck the police!

>> No.21583330

>>21583307
Pharaoh's were made to be ousted from their throne and degraded into mere sex slaves.

>>21583319
Most I feel would, but I think the royal types wouldn't take as kindly to it.

>> No.21583333

>>21583295
It's good that they act like sisters for once

>> No.21583334

>>21583321
If i promise headpats to the police force, will they end crime? If i promise impregnations, will they achieve world peace?

>> No.21583337

>>21583295
No!

>> No.21583349

>>21583127
A sandwich or maybe curry

>> No.21583353
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>>21583253
being domesticated by cats

>> No.21583360

>>21583127
fish

>> No.21583362

>>21583295
I like a non graped pharaoh more than a graped one

>> No.21583368

>>21583307
But wait if the grape snake is the one being raped then what happens to het?

>> No.21583369

>>21583268
>be tall wizard anon
>run around town zapping single monsters into shortstacks
>they can't catch you because their legs are too short
The inevitable titfuck hell would be worth it

>> No.21583376
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>>21583337
Yes. Me and my apophis wife are gonna take the pharaoh as a sex slave. She's gonna make a good sex toy, cock sock, foot rest, coffee table, maid, and many more degrading things.

>> No.21583378

>>21583369
A hero to us all.

>>21583295
Both of them are for getting into your fetishes.
Double paizuri by massive dessert beauty breasts!

>> No.21583380

>>21583369
>that moment when you try to bully a shortstack by holding something out of their reach
>She turns the tables on you by giving you a paizuri until you lower your hands
How long would we last in such a hell?

>> No.21583382

>>21583376
This is why we need anti Apophis measures.

>> No.21583383

>>21583127
Butter'n'garlic porkchops. Between preheating the oven and skillet while you prep the sauce and chops your cook time is maybe 15-20 minutes tops plus its damn tasty. Bonus points for adding flour and breadcrumbs to the mix and making whitesauce while it's in the oven.

>> No.21583385

>>21583307
An apophis being defeated by a pharaoh is impossible

>> No.21583387

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember that lolis and shortstacks hold more love in their bodies per inch than bigger girls!

>> No.21583390

>>21583168
Goddamn do I love this picture.

>> No.21583397

>>21583385
But that happens every night, otherwise the sun wouldn't rise in the morning. Problem is apophis keeps coming back despite all that.

>> No.21583404

>>21583378
>Both of them are for getting into your fetishes.
There are a lot fetishes I'd like to get an apophis and pharaoh into, and half of them aren't thread approved.

>> No.21583407

>>21583387
Everyone knows girls store their love in their tits, that's actually the reason why they can pump dry a man just by using only their tits.

>> No.21583408

Smuggling a terrified Pharaoh away from an Apophis by rolling her up in a carpet!

>> No.21583412

>>21583407
And that means lolis contain more love than the average girl in their small breasts!

>> No.21583418

>>21583404
My brother.

>> No.21583422

>>21583412
Sorry to bust your bubble, Anon, but a girl can only love as much as her tits let her. Have you ever seen a loli give a paizuri? No? Well, that's your answer.

>> No.21583430

>>21583422
That's stupid anon, everyone knows that the most love is concentrated in the cunny!

>> No.21583431

>>21583422
>Have you ever seen a loli give a paizuri? No? Well, that's your answer.
Naizuri though

>> No.21583433

Do monsters argue about dick size like we do about tits

>> No.21583437

>>21583433
It's not the size; it's about what is inside. So the benefits of premature ejaculation might be the contentious issue.

>> No.21583440

>>21583422
called naizuri, anon.

>> No.21583456

>>21583433
>>21583437
Makes me remember about that one side story in MGQ where two elves argue about what's better: If a frantic bestial-like sex to milk as much semen as possible in quick succession or a slow but feely as fuck sex so you get it all in one big explosion.

Maybe they argue about something like that?

>> No.21583458

i'm a slut for sharp teeth and claws

>> No.21583459
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>>21582944
REMOVE SUMMER remove summer

>> No.21583466

>>21583261
>Granaries
>Not Monuments

>> No.21583470
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>>21583321
>about to bang your tall, powerfully built werewolf cop wife
>foreplay goes down as usual, rubbing her belly while you kiss
>wow, she must be horny today if she didn't even change out of her uniform
>she grabs your hand and moves on top while you're kissing, you don't think much of it
>then you hear jingling, and a loud CLICK
>look up to see you've been handcuffed to the bedframe
>when you look back to her, her tail is wagging as she jingles another pair of bracelets
>"I'd read you your rights, if you had any. Either way you're under arrest."
>she leans way over and presses her tits in your face as she cuffs the other hand
>"I'm going to have to confiscate this."
>with one quick movement she rips the buttons off your shirt and leaves you bare-chested
>then she begins a very slow striptease, starting with her vest and holster
>she doesn't even get her overshirt off before she notices
>"Getting hard just from seeing a woman in uniform? Figures. I've seen your file."
>then she unzips you and drops her pants, her heavy belt clattering to the floor
>she's not wearing any panties, so she just climbs on and slides you in, one inch at a time
>each move of her hips is so slow and torturous it feels like it should count as police brutality
>then she pulls out a bandana and gags you, completing the picture
>you're forced to watch as she denies and teases, always stopping the ride just before it gets good
>a few times you try to growl something through the gag, but she just laughs and rakes you with her nails
>"That won't hold up in court. You'll have to make a damn good 'plea' to get out of this one, you scum."
>she looks thoughtful, then starts grinning
>"...Or, well, maybe I could be convinced to let you get off..."

>> No.21583471

>>21583074
I shudder at the thought in a reluctantly sexual manner

>> No.21583476

>>21583334
They'll try their best.

>> No.21583478

>>21583459
>yuki-onna is the perfect demure housewife in the cold, preferring loving missionary sex while staring into each other's eyes
>becomes tsundere and pouty in the heat, preferring rough fucking
>meanwhile, yeti just sheds a ton in the summer

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>>21583295
>Also, in certain lands, there are marketplaces and auction houses where monsters that were defeated and captured by humans are sold as slaves, but even so, it's actually the monsters that are pulling the strings behind the scenes. It is said that all of the monsters being sold are only those who deliberately lost to humans and let themselves be captured because they personally desired “to have a man take care of them.” They use charm magic and mamono mana to entice men into “running markets and auctions” “buying them” “training them” and “feeding them.” The slavers themselves aren't even aware of it, but they're being pulled along by strings. Even the winning bidders are being completely manipulated so that the monsters can choose their own “master.” In cases where a human man tries to rape a monster, he may think he's doing it of his own will, but more often than not it's actually a result of him being tempted and lead on by the monster being raped herself.

>> No.21583488

>>21583385
If that were true then there wouldn't be any pharaoh-ran kingdoms left.

Really, all a pharaoh has to do to make sure she has a decent supply of snake-loving men around the palace and any apophis will end up deciding to take one of them instead of the kingdom.

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>>21583459
NO.

>> No.21583500

>>21583480
>Slave
>To have a man take care of them
I don't think that's how it works. if anything it would be like a forced maidhood?

>> No.21583503

>>21583295
can i be for sex slavery?

>> No.21583508

>>21583478
>White horn is even more hot and bothered than usual and tends to overreact to even the slightest accidental touch no matter where it was.
>Wendigo stubbornly refuses to take off her coat no matter how much she sweats as a result.

>> No.21583511

>>21583478
Shaving Yetis keeps them cool in the summer and the fur can be used to make blankets for winter, it's a win win

>> No.21583514

>>21583488
Doesn't seem very maat to offer your citizens for sacrifice because the pharaohs too cowardly to do her pre-ordained duty.

>> No.21583522

>>21583480
You know, they must be pretty stupid if they think that enslaving creatures that thrive in lewdness and are know for tempting men, and using them as sex slaves is a good idea. Don'tthey have coal mines or some shit like normal people?

>> No.21583532

>>21583514
MGE pharaohs were never ordained to defeat apophises though, rather apophises were created later on to destroy pharaohs. And now for the apophis its basically just a leftover instinct, hence why they lose all interest in it if they get a husband of their own first.

>> No.21583541

>>21583500
Maidhood that comes with a nice house and plenty of food (sex). For such monsters (say ones that have had no home beyond a cave or hole in the ground) that likely counts as the man taking care of them. Not to mention any that are inclined to will be able to use their charm skills to do mostly what they want.

>> No.21583542

>>21583458
i'm a slut for squishy tails

>> No.21583549
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>>21583458
Oh yeah well I'm a bigger slut for sharp teeth and claws.

>> No.21583553

>>21583541
Imagine a Kikimora being slaved and forced to be a personal maid when she could have literally done it for free. I wonder how conflicted she would feel to know she's the one being taken care of.

>> No.21583557

>>21583500
I wonder if maid auctions would exist too. Probably for the really clumsy ones too shy to just show up to a house and offer services. Kikis who accidentally molt feathers everywhere when flustered, or Shogs who can't make items without those items abandoning their jobs to snuggle with their master, or Automatons who overheat with blushing when exposed to lewdness or complements.

>> No.21583574

>>21583541
>For such monsters (say ones that have had no home beyond a cave or hole in the ground)
Never stare a feral kikimora in the eyes. They get attached too easily.

>> No.21583575

>>21583470
t. KDF

>> No.21583579

>>21583522
Never underestimate human arrogance, especially given how the captured monsters likely give the slavers a very false impression.

>"Work the mines? You crazy? She wouldn't last a day in one, look at how weak she is. I'm not even a fighter and I was able to take her down no problem."

>> No.21583581

>>21583575
Anon this has to stop.

>> No.21583582
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>>21583522
In case you haven't noticed, humanity in the MGE world isn't the brightest bunch.

>> No.21583584

>>21583574
>feral kiki wearing a loincloth made of animal skins arranging rocks in her cave and using her tail to keep it clear of dust
I see, they are neurotic creatures after all.

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>>21583549
>those pink nails
>claws

Please

>> No.21583589
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>>21583553
Well to be clear, kikimora don't work for free anyway. Its just that their wages are in essence from their husband.

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>>21583478
>>21583508
How would White Horn-san react to spicy food?

>> No.21583595

>>21583574
>Feral Kikimora
>Cleans with reckless abandon
>Can only utter a single word, "mastah?"
>Instinctively knows how to make brooms
>If you leave an apron laying around she just rolls on it like a cat
I would certainly organize "hunting trips" to capture myself some feral kikis and just train them myself. Why buy one when they are all in the wild waiting for you.

>> No.21583604

>>21583582
More importantly, for various reasons many of the people aren't all that educated.

>> No.21583610

>>21583582
>not the brightest bunch
I honestly can't blame them, they probably have a severe case of "thinking with their dicks". We all can certainly relate to that.

>> No.21583611

>>21583574
Beast boost kiki has always been intriguing.

>> No.21583621

>>21583594
It'd really catch her off-guard, having never eaten something like it before but she might come to really like it eventually and learn how to cook spicy dishes for herself. Spicy food might even arouse her a little bit.

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>>21583611
I'm also intrigued by the "radical faction" kiki that use demon contract crests.

>In this manner, this insignia is a manifestation of the desire to dominate a man, but it's mainly preferred by those with a severely intense desire to serve, and tolerance, including “demons,” “kikimora” who belong to the radical faction, etc. rather than monsters with sadistic tendencies who prefer to dominate men by violating them and forcing them into submission with pleasure.

>> No.21583635

>>21583594
So Hot Ones but with MGs instead of celebrities?

>> No.21583644

>>21583574
What if you meet a young one and give her a home

>> No.21583654

>>21583624
>Want to dominate
>But wants to serve
What kind of contradiction kikis are those?

>> No.21583655

>>21583624
I never knew there was a radical faction kiki. Wonder what tactics she would use to force a man into her master

>> No.21583656

>>21583654
Switches are a thing.

>> No.21583660

>>21583654
She will dominate you into letting her serve

>> No.21583671

does a myconid burst into tears when anon tackles her first?

>> No.21583674

>>21583654
She wants to dominate a human in the sense that she wants him to rely on her, be dependent on her, and allow her to protect him. In other words, she's perfectly willing and eager to serve her "master" inside "his" house if she can defend "her" house from external threat and keep him safe inside.

>> No.21583676

>>21583671
Dude don't tackle girls

>> No.21583683

>>21583644
Imagine if a feral kiki was your childhood friend

>> No.21583685

>>21583683
Would that mean you are feral too?

>> No.21583686

>>21583676
it's okay because it's a mushroom

>> No.21583695

>>21583595
>one year after employing a feral kiki, she has become completely civilized, prim and proper
>she behave just like an ideal maid should
>but when you call her into your bed, she temporarily goes feral again and fucks you like a beast in heat

>> No.21583696

>>21583660
Regular kikis probably get really envious seeing radical kikis with their masters. They've been trained to accept all the service the radical kiki wants to give without protest, while the masters of regular kikis won't even let themselves be spoon fed without complaining that it's too embarrassing. Spoiling a mastah is surprisingly tough these days.

>> No.21583711

>>21583696
I would honestly prefer my kiki to be normal. I mean, what's the point of having a kiki if she will just act like a shog or go subtle dominant like many other monsters already do? I like kikis because they are the ideal maids.

>> No.21583716

>>21583695
Those love bites would be heavenly.

>> No.21583719

>>21583685
It just means when you were a boy you went into the forest by your home and found her

>> No.21583726
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>>21583711
>not wanting a smug meido to subtly dominate your life

>> No.21583733

>>21583726
That's the thing, i thought the shogs were the smug meidos?

>> No.21583735
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>if you give a rata a nut...

>> No.21583743

>>21583735
She will give me a kid.

>> No.21583745

>>21583735
They really like these nuts.

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>>21582949

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>> No.21583763

>>21583733
Me personally, I like my kikis to be responsible and motherly and my shogs to be indulgent and playful, with streaks of the opposite from time to time. Gor example, telling a shog not to do something for you she really wanted, she might pout but accept it, while the kiki might get smug and figure out how to follow the letter of your "order" but not the spirit (though only for your benefit and ultimately to make you happy).They're both the ideal maids, just from opposite ends.

>> No.21583766

Do Ratas play PSP?

>> No.21583768

>>21583759
What is this expression trying to convey?

>> No.21583770
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>even after you've grown into a fine young shota, your kiki wet nurse still insists on breastfeeding you from her huge, leaky tits
>it's even harder because you have to dig out her inverted nipples with your tongue first

>> No.21583777

>>21583719
>One day go deep into the forest your parents told you not to enter
>Find a cave that despite being well a cave every rock in there is organized by size and not at all dirty
>While you sit down on a rock you are pounced by something quick fast and feathered and before you know it you met your new best friend

>> No.21583779

>>21583763
I mean, don't get me wrong, i would want to enjoy the best of both worlds with a kiki and a shog, but if kikis will start acting like shogs i might as well just get a kiki harem.

>> No.21583782

>>21583770
What the fuck even are inverted nipples, exactly? Are they a thing in real life, or just a weird made up thing for fetish purposes?

>> No.21583785
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>>21583768
The pleasure of flaying inside.

>> No.21583802

>>21583782
>Are they a thing in real life
Yes they are real what are you dumb?

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>> No.21583811

>>21583802
I have never seen such a thing

>> No.21583816

>>21583777
Make an actual story about this. I would love to read a story about a feral kikimora.

>> No.21583834

>>21583808
Wait, is she made out of newspapers?

>> No.21583835

What is that one song that makes you always think of your waifu?

>> No.21583837

>>21583808
See this is what happens when someone cums in the paper mache

>> No.21583838
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21583838

Oga-san!

>> No.21583845

>>21583808
Newspaper is nasty.

>> No.21583848

>>21583838
Would wrassle with

>> No.21583853

>>21583808
This is exactly why ratas shouldn't hang around liches. They're a bad influence.

>> No.21583860

>>21583838
I want to make Oga-san a mama!

>> No.21583863

>>21583835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5v3t4eQUGs

>> No.21583865
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>A normal day at MG Inc.

>> No.21583878

>>21583865
>Dilbert/The Office but with Monster Girls
I'm okay with it.

>> No.21583880

>>21583865
How the fuck did she

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>trip into an older fox from behind, accidentally groping her tits
>afraid she's gonna get mad until her tails wrap tightly around you and you feel her hands guiding yours

>> No.21583892

>>21583757
I wanna be sandwiched between the 3 big ones

>> No.21583901

>>21583880
She tried to take copies of her ass but her ass is too hot to handle.

>> No.21583912

>>21583888

There needs to be more guided breast grab

>> No.21583913

>>21583888
Imagine how awkward would this be if this happened inside of a packed train.

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>> No.21583920

>>21583917
I might be scared of spiders but she looks very comfy and cute

>> No.21583922

>>21583878
>demon boss is simultaneously earnest and cheerful, childish and immature
>desperately lonely so she tries to make everyone happy but all her efforts fall torally flat, so nobody respects her
I need to protect.

>> No.21583927

>>21583913
>taking the train in Menzoberranzan
>walk into the wrong car
>end up used as a public slave by the commuting Dark Elves
Always read the signs carefully before taking the train.

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>>21583920
There are some cozy looking spider girls out there.

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>>21583865
>Get called into the boss' office
So much for getting anything done today

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>>21583943
Can't they just hire me for an "under the desk" position so I could be productive all day?

>> No.21583980

>>21583936
Wow I wonder what she will do with that thread I bet it would make a nice blanket

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>>21583585
You call those claws?

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>>21583838
I want Oga san to beat the crap out of me!

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>>21583992
Pathetic.

>> No.21584008

>>21584004
Those are about the same size.

>> No.21584012

>>21583913
>get sandwiched between two milfy foxes, the one behind you pressing her breasts into you back while the one in front of you grinds her plump ass into your crotch
>you don't even know this was all planned from the moment you got on the train
Older foxes are crafty ones

>> No.21584022

>>21583917
elderwood spider a cute

>> No.21584039

>>21583913
I like to think that spell that makes it hard to notice people coupling together is actually just passerbys trying to be polite and ignore it.

>> No.21584090

>>21583913
>That one regura doujin, but monsters
What monster onee-chan would you want it to be? Pslime for me.

>> No.21584093

>>21584090
regura had a train sex doujin?

>> No.21584096

>>21584093
already found it

>> No.21584097

>>21584093
13/10 would fap again

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>Jiiii~

>> No.21584104

>>21584090
Vampire who has decided to try commoner transportation sounds nice

>> No.21584106

>>21584093
>>21584096
Sorry was busy reading it again.

>> No.21584108

>>21584103
How majestic!

>> No.21584110

>>21584097
i'm actually incapable of fapping to doujin and just read them for warmup or just read them to pass time

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>>21583888
>spacejin
That hag ain't getting at my nuts tonight, I want to have kids you know.

>> No.21584113

>>21584103
>Niyari...

>> No.21584114

>>21584090
Raiju

>> No.21584117

>>21584103
I love how manticore tails look like lewd flowers.

>> No.21584118

>>21584103
I liked his notes about it, it's a magic the gathering card parody.

>> No.21584120

>>21584104
>>21584114
Good choices. Could definitely see these two doing it with small personal twists.

>> No.21584121

>>21584039
The idea of magic that the user believes in but everyone else just plays along is really cute.
>nerdy demon childhood friend always hanging around you, but never actually makes a move
>increasingly obvious she has a massive crush but too shy to say anything
>one day, face blushing a deep purple and completely unable to make eye contact, she manages to thrust out her hands making a heart at you
>"P-pow, anon! You're overwhelmed by all my supernatural charm. I look so seductive and s-sexy, you definitely couldn't resist. Definitely..." she trails off
>an awkward silence ensues. She manages to open a single eye to peek at you, then immediately shuts it when she sees you stare at her. Her hands tremble a little, still thrust out at you in a heart.
>you don't feel any different than you ever do, and tell her as much:
>"You're absolutely right. I definitely couldn't resist you." You go in for the kiss, causing the poor girl to swoon and actually faint
>later on, she posts on message boards encouraging other shy monsters to try this never-fail love spell, since it worked so well for her

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>>21584103
I don't taste good I promise please go away

>> No.21584131

>>21584114
>>21584120
>raiju teasing anon by standing behind him and reaching around to undo his fly and pull out his cock then brush her zappy tail along it and make him cum

>> No.21584152

>>21583557
>Shoog-chan tried to serve tea
>The tea cup keeps nuzzling his hand and giving feather kisses
Adorable!

>> No.21584153

>>21584118
Oh I recognize it now. Conquering Manticore.

>> No.21584158

>>21584114
They'd be real dangerous to bump into. One bit of friction and they're itching for more.

>> No.21584171

>>21584131
>raiju pulls your head into her big onee breasts.
>starts zapping you as you are helpless to resist rubbing your face between them.

>> No.21584172

>>21584118
>>21584153
Such a lewd ability. Imagine a big strong Manticore 'taking control' of Anon for a turn.

>> No.21584197

>>21584171
>she starts making you prod into her through her electrified love juice soaked panties

>> No.21584241

>>21584197
>all the while she is unconsciously electrifying the air.
>this causes all the other monster girls to slowly and subtly get hornier
>the men also start getting hard as well.

>> No.21584242

How effective of a tactic would it be to point out how a random bystander nearby is clearly more pathetic and/or weaker than I am to a manticore/hellhound in order to save myself?

>> No.21584246

>>21584242

Not very. If an aggressive MG is after you, they'll get tunnel vision and focus entirely on you.

>> No.21584247

>>21584242
they don't want them they want (you)

>> No.21584265

>>21584246
>>21584247
Okay how about those sonic noise makers that piss me off with their droning and a smashed bottle of chili spiced citrus notes absinthe on her nose?
I'm pretty sure it'd kill a dire wolf.

>> No.21584282

>>21584265
Your resistance only makes her wetter

>> No.21584284

>>21584265
Oh sure, make them even more aggressive. I'm sure you'll love the consequences

>> No.21584285

>>21584282
Cyanide pill?

>> No.21584290

Do you think MGs like roleplaying? Sexually, not tabletop. I can't decide which fantasy I like better - the fantasy itself (example, summoning a succubus and her taking me as a pet, boytoy and cumpump) or the fantasy of having a loving MG wife who is excited to experiment in the bedroom and try out scenarios like that.

>> No.21584295

>>21584285
Lich raises you

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>>21584290
You can live out most fantasies with them for realsies.

>> No.21584304

>>21584295
I meant for her. Going down the list of dog kryptonite.

>> No.21584312

>>21584290
>sexually, not tabletop
Theres more than one system where you can do both.

>> No.21584314

>>21584304
Lich raises her

>> No.21584316

>>21584312
Please don't bring up FATAL

>> No.21584317

>>21584304
alps are a pretty good deterrent

>> No.21584337

>>21584298
Oh yeah, I know. But I'm indecisive, and I find (gentle) femdom, (gentle) maledom, and everything in between including lovey dovey vanilla stuff appealing. Most "actual fantasies" (other than "MG exists") don't give you that flexibility inherently.

Plus, there's something inherently cute about really getting into the role, finishing, then cuddling in the afterglow just as yourselves.

>> No.21584338

>>21584312
>Try play WHF against your manticore waifu
>make a bet that who ever wins gets to order the other around all week
>she just constantly has her tail succing you off
>can barely focus and lose
>its gonna be a long week.

>> No.21584349

>>21584337
Yes, that's the stuff.

>> No.21584353

>>21584337
Are you actually complaining that MGE wouldnt let you have gentle femdom and maledom?

>> No.21584363

>>21584316
Oh, cmon. It's the perfect system in every. Single. Way. I was thinking s/lay w/me or larp under my skin.

>> No.21584368

>>21584317
I don't know anybody that would alp.
>>21584314
Yeah but that buys time to run.

>> No.21584373

>>21584353
I'm not complaining, I'm just trying to start a discussion, since sometimes I've wondered if I'd rather have an MG who fulfills a particular fantasy or one who just loves me in a regular relationship and we can explore different sexual fantasies together. I'm just trying to explain my thought process.

>> No.21584374

>A Cu Sith running away, completely terrified for her life, from a group of furries

>> No.21584376
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>older monster boasts to her friends that she has a cute young boytoy to play with as she pleases
>she leaves out that he fucks her ragged because her old body can't keep up with his fiery youthful libido

>> No.21584385

>>21584373
I am not entirely sure i get it? Like do you mean your torn between a mg that fulfills a specific fantasy or one that can fulfill many? Personally as a switch i would pick the latter, but i would argue the latter is better 100% of the time. Although maybe i am misreading what your typing?

>> No.21584392

>>21584376
>momsters being weak to big shota cock.
Thats the best. especially haughty momsters.

>> No.21584403

>>21584385
In my mind it's also a question of whether - in your fantasy because >ywn - that fantasy is actually real (you actually summoned a succubus and now she actually owns you) or it's roleplayed (cute succubus GF who sometimes roleplays that she owns you because you summoned her because it's hot, but sometimes you just have vanilla sex. Or sometimes you play the demonologist who owns her as a sex slave. It depends.)

Does that make sense? Maybe I'm just retarded, I dunno.

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Vampires

>> No.21584410

>>21584403
No i think i get you. Its an interesting dilemma. Personally i prefer the latter like i said earlier, but i can understand why you would prefer the former. Like you say realism and consistency can probably heavily effect your feelings in a rp scenario.

>> No.21584421

>>21584405
She will dance to the tune of my whip!

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>>21584298
Taking a moment to rest when you reach the next town allows time for lewd activities with your Dark Elf party member!

>> No.21584428

>>21584392
This is true.
>overbearing momster is lecturing you on not studying enough
>you just stand up and drop your pants
>she keeps trying to scold you, but she can't pry her eyes from your stiffening member
>finally, she gets down on her knees in front of you, starting to jerk you off while still shooting you an angry glare
>"Clearly this is keeping you from focusing on your studies, so as you mother I shall take care of it."
>you spend the rest of the night studying ith you momster throating you under your desk

>> No.21584437

>>21584422
>the dark elf dreads every time you rest in town, because it usually means you're gonna rail her ass until she can't walk right for the next couple of days

>> No.21584438

>>21584428
>she goes on to boast about how studious her adopted son is to her momster friends.
>all the while she has a dildo in the shape of his dick stuck in her vagina.

>> No.21584442

>>21584437
>'Stupid sexy roundear! And his fat Human cock!'

>> No.21584445

>>21584405
I fear Vampires want me for my blood instead of just wanting me

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>>21584421

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>> No.21584459

>>21584438
>talking with one of them outside her window abouthow rambuction other parents kids are and how she doesn't let you just do whatever you want
>her friend can't see you fucking her from behind as they talk

>> No.21584460

>>21584448
>dhampir daughteru with really sweet vampire momster.
>always dotes on her and helps her.
>gives her tips on how to get that young anon to like her
>spoils her with gifts and affection
>mother also totally obedient to dad and does what ever he says.

>> No.21584464

>>21584459
Thats when you go fir the impregnation shot into your momster.

>> No.21584479

With Tanuki you win

>> No.21584488

>>21584464
You can't do that, anon. You'd embarrass your momster by making her cum her brains out in front of her friend. Plus, what will the neighbors think if they see her heavily pregnant but with no husband?

>> No.21584493

>>21584488
>what will the neighbors think if they see her heavily pregnant but with no husband?
She's a single momster they already know what kind of degenerate shit is happening, the amount of single monsters with a son that don't lewd the son is practically 0

>> No.21584497

>>21584488
>You'd embarrass your momster by making her cum her brains out in front of her friend.
Thats the point. Maybe it will make her friend momster decide to adopt a shota of her own to lewd.
>Plus, what will the neighbors think if they see her heavily pregnant but with no husband?
No idea, but i cant wait to see the embarrassment my momster will have. Especially cant wait to see her try to dominate me as punishment.

>> No.21584501

>>21584493
>the amount of single monsters with a son that don't lewd the son is practically 0
I feel bad for the momsters that want to be good mothers and don't lewd their son, despite people thinking she does

>> No.21584506

>>21584493
Yes, but what will they THINK? The other momsters might just ara ara about it, but the human moms will certainly be giving her disapproving glares. Would she try the whole "don't knock it til you try it" argument?

>> No.21584522

>>21584506
>the human moms will certainly be giving her disapproving glares.
That's the thing they would already be doing that before the pregnancy because no regular monster just adopts a kid and doesn't lewd it so it's to be expected she would eventually be preg

>> No.21584523

>>21584506
noway moms gonna do that without corruption

>> No.21584532

>>21584523
>Incubus shotas corrupting their adoptive human moms into momsters.
Hot.

>> No.21584536

>>21584497
>tries to dominate you as punishment by putting you in a reverse mating press
>takes your entire cock in one thrust
>cums instantly because you hit every sensitive spot in her pussy
She should know she can't win by now

>> No.21584546

>>21584501
Why would a momster not want her son's dick?

>> No.21584547

>>21584532
>be incubus shota
>bring your human mom breakfast in bed
>she says it super delicious
>it has a lot of your semen in it
How long until she notices?

>> No.21584562

>>21584493
https://exhentai.org/g/1242831/c31448df3c/
I can imagine this scenario with a Troll momster, the body fits perfectly

>> No.21584573

>>21584546
Because she has real maternal instincts wants to raise her son into a man that can stand on his own two feet and will one day have his own family and give her grandkids

>> No.21584591

>>21584536
Momsters are silly beings.

>>21584547
I bet this happens a lot with paladins female paladins. They think they are able to save and purify shota incubi. They truly underestimate them.

>> No.21584637

>>21584591
Those shota incubi probably don't even have any malicious intent behind their actions. They just want to feel closer to their new moms. A lot closer. There are probably some who feel really guilty about slipping sleeping drugs into their moms' food so they can fuck them.

>> No.21584652

>>21584637
>slipping sleeping drugs into their moms' food so they can fuck them.
I can see giving their paladin human moms mamano realm foods. Sleeping pills not required when she is fucking her shota to “purify” his lewd thoughts.

>> No.21584730

Fuck Cazadores. They're so fucking horny and they'll just drain your balls dry before you even realise it, what with how hyperactive they are.

>> No.21584732

Would a Yandere monster at least have friends of her own? I wish she could have someone else to talk about girl stuff with

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Dead thread

>> No.21584807

shirohebis are meant to be the yandere queens right?
WRONG
The true queen of yanderes is the weresheep!
you could be doing anything.... then you'll feel wool and then next thing you know you're sleeping in sheep arms

>> No.21584809

>>21584804
>You will never have a Lich childhood friend with the personality of Wednesday Addams.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz-sSr6WPp8

>> No.21584810

>>21584804
Can't talk, watching youtube videos about lost films, reading 80's sci-fi comics and planning a Mindflayer story.

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>>21584807
Stealth sheep? Nonsense.

>> No.21584815

>Dark Mage has to go on some trip without you
>Eh, some time to yourself might be nice
>She doesn't seem too annoyed about leaving you for the next couple days, it might be something to do with that weird doll of you she took with her
>Its a bit weird but flattering she feels the need to have something like that
>Suddenly feel someone stroking your hair
>You look around to see if she came back and forgot something, but no ones there
>Eh, probably your imagination
>For the next two days, keep having the sensation of being affectionately groped, kissed and molested
>Now realise what that thing was
>Afraid to do anything because of the occasional merciless bout of disembodied tickling practically immobilised you last time
>Keep waking up in the night to ghostly series of passionate kisses
>The moment she gets back you're confiscating it.
>Who the hell makes a voodoo doll of their partner anyway?

>> No.21584817

>>21584810
>Mindflayer story
You better put brainwash scene where Mindflayer literally brain-rapes MC with her tentacles so that she could change his idea of ideal woman to her

>> No.21584821

>>21584817
Okay.

>> No.21584948

>>21584807
What about Yan hakus?
The can know everything about you.
Or Yan ryu?
Who can create thunderstorms and trap you where she wants?
Or a yan nightmare
That could work with the sheep to keep you in the dream world.

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>>21584948
Its like rainbow of hair color up in here

>> No.21584994
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We've been spending most our lives
Living in a gangster's paradise

>> No.21585028

>>21584994
dangerous mofu

>> No.21585048

>>21585028
i want eyepatch mofu to be my boss

>> No.21585074

Remember that monster bullis are weak to counter bulli operations!

>> No.21585077

>>21585074
what about my bullying of fairies?

>> No.21585079

>>21585077
You gonna get Titanee'd

>> No.21585087

>>21585079
I want to see angry Titania scolding Anon for bullying her fairies!

>> No.21585120

>>21584994
>non-dominant eyepatched
>is for some reason a brawler type despite having botched motion tracking, lacking depth perception, and a giant blind spot
>not rolling some kind of gun to take advantage of her dominant eyes instant ability to perform military aiming without double vision
>sword user is a heterchrome for some reason despite their almost guaranteed iffy motion tracking, blurred vision, and light sensitivity and for some reason feels like putting themselves in position for higher risk of blows to the face meaning their already higher standing risk of retinal detachment is now that much higher
>doesn't roll something like a rifle of some kind to stay the fuck away from violent movements and possible impacts and to capitalize on her dominant eye being the unaffected one
>lefty shooter
Quick! Someone have a holst smother me before I go into /k/onniptions!

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>>21585120
Like so?

>> No.21585130

>>21585087
I'll bully her too

>> No.21585142

>>21585130
What kind of monster are you?

>> No.21585148

I'll go bully a Deathclaw!

>> No.21585158

>>21585142
An unhappy one

>> No.21585171

>>21583834
She's from some obscure manga as the manifestation of the will of a cursed newspaper that only details mysterious and unfortunate events that have yet to happen. Failing to stop those related to people nearby means she drains the reader of their energy.

>> No.21585250
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21585250

Whats a good song to sing while drunk?

>> No.21585264

>>21585250
I've got all my fingers, the knife goes chop chop chop

>> No.21585310

>>21585250
Bawdy shanties.

>> No.21585312

>>21585250
https://youtu.be/uNy5nSi31Xc

>> No.21585415

Birds of a feather

>> No.21585485

>>21585415
Get dicked together.

>> No.21585511
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What's your wife's favorite Pokemon?

>> No.21585527
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>>21584172
And guaranteed premature ejaculation, just like she wants.

>> No.21585532

>>21585250
I GET KNOCKED DOWN
BUT I GET UP AGAIN
YOU ARE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN

>> No.21585542
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>Oni thinks she can become a kunoichi
But she's too heavy to properly sneak around!

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>>21584403
Well a helpful mindlfayer therapist can give you and your mate either scenario and for a time it will be real for the both of you.

>> No.21585575

>>21585542
A nice tight fitting full body sneaking suit and demon mask will fix that discrepancy nice and easy. Oh wait-

>> No.21585618

>>21585511
Yeti wife would already have a wooly Wooloo plush doll

>> No.21585656

Should I watch Jashin-chan?

>> No.21585666

>>21585511
Thought about my girls having pokemon quite a bit and had a few fun ideas. To avoid spamming too much though, my Hinezumi would probably really like Hitmonlee for example.

>> No.21585671

>>21585656
You should, best comedy anime in a long time.

>> No.21585675

>>21585511
Tangela

>> No.21585690

>>21585148
Deathclaws are not monster girls. Never have and never will be.

>> No.21585727

>>21584732
What if she asked you to put on a dress so she could have a girl talk?

>> No.21585729

>>21584110
>just read them for warmup
Warm up to what? What is your main fap material?

>> No.21585744

>>21585671
>The same joke over and over with lots of screaming
Wow, comedy anime must suck in general.

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>>21584994
I churn butter once or twice, living in an Amish Paradise!

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>> No.21585776

I want to marry a Ushi Oni, then just before the honeymoon, get sent on a 6 month deployment!
How fucked am I when I get back?

>> No.21585783

>>21585532
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7_C5qsSGaJU

>> No.21585786

>>21585776
Your pelvis will get smashed from the roof to beneath your basement

>> No.21585790

>>21585776
You realize she’s just going to enlist beside you right?

>> No.21585791

>>21585744
You are a sad person

>> No.21585807

>>21585783
>>21585532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifs4zmWD3ms

>> No.21585816

>>21585786
All this "pelvis smashing" makes me think some monstergirls have vaginas that derive pleasure from kinetic energy rather than just sensation

>> No.21585819

>>21585744
>one joke
Stop listening to /a/, it's a ton of jokes and the whole jashin abuse is just the obvious conclusion with the real joke being the set up.

>> No.21585831

>>21585791
Why? Because I find repetitive loud noises unfunny?

>> No.21585840
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>>21585776
Assuming you actually manage to leave without her, and she's not able to follow you in a conventional manner, you may find she becomes one of the few ushi-oni to ever learn teleportation magic.

>There's also the method of using a person's individual mana as a guide mark, which is possible for monsters precisely because of their proficiency in distinguishing the mana of individual people. Naturally if the mana of an individual is known, it's possible to teleport to the target's location,

And

>Furthermore, the easiest way that teleportation magic can be used is for a monster and incubus husband and wife to use each other as markers. Since they both possess the same mana, a mixture of each other's mana, it's extremely easy to teleport in both ways, and it's possible to casually teleport to one's spouse.

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>> No.21585877

>>21585865
I'd actually like a tall-flat Automaton.

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>> No.21585915

>>21585865
I want a huge, bulky, and busty heavy assault or siege model!

>> No.21585928

>>21585877
How tall exactly?

>> No.21585946

>>21585928
Around 6' while on 5" heels. Tall but still shorter than I.

>> No.21585953

>>21585840
Imagine the hijinks
>be operator deep in enemy territory on a top secret raid
>waifu appears before you and your whole team
>"Honey Buns! You gotta get the fuck out of here! You're not supposed to see this! "

>> No.21585962
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21585962

So any thoughts on if KC's ryu has a short pair of extra limbs beside her chest or if those are just some kind of decoration she wears? As far as I recall KC's only drawn ryu one other time and she still had those odd extra hands, but we haven't seen one naked by him yet so I'm still unsure (and even that might not prove it, since dragons can retract scales and other parts if they get in the way).

Similar issues exist for the oomukade, namely if any of the extra limbs/projections on her are not actually connected to her body.

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>>21585962
This art being the other ryu art I think was done by KC.

>> No.21585984

>>21585865
I wonder if her tits would vibrate during paizuri.

>> No.21586003

>>21585984
They buzz like your phone!

>> No.21586004

>>21585979
What was this from?

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>>21585979
I find it interesting that in this art she seems to lack the magatama-shaped "soul gem" on her chest, though that detail may have just been forgotten as I think this art was just some kind of little promotional sketch.

On the other hand, she fills out her kimono a bit better than the profile ryu, which is a plus.

>>21586004
I forget where I saved it from. I think it was some kind of promotional image KC posted in relation to some other MGE work. He sometimes does that, like the holstaur art here.

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>>21582944

>> No.21586119

>>21586003
Hot

>> No.21586131

>>21586003
I wish i could fuck my phone.

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>> No.21586231

>>21586131
I wish my phone could fuck me.

>> No.21586234

>be the husband of a buff, battle-scarred oni
>one night she pounds your pelvis to dust, getting pregnant in the process
>as time goes by, you get to watch her chiseled abs give way to a gravid belly carrying triplets and her already big breasts swelling even bigger with more than enough milk to feed your new daughters
>even after giving birth, her armor won't fit over her new curves

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>>21586231
>"M-Master, I'm starting to worry about you."

>> No.21586263

>>21586234
Cute!

>> No.21586369

>>21586239
>Tease your AI waifu by whispering lewd things to her in the knowledge she has to repeat them
The future seems like a bright place.

>> No.21586410

>>21585120
Don't stain a wholesome picture with your gr*entext shit.

>> No.21586488
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Wouldn't you say one of the most satisfying aspects of the MGE is that the setting has tons of powerful forces that fight to make sure "will they/won't they" cliches never last for too long?

Sure, such scenarios might impact how well regular light novel would sell (as it means shipping speculation is limited), but not being teased for dozens of volumes is more than worth it to me.

In short, I love that if a monster girl really wants someone, she'll have the confidence and means to make sure that she gets them. And male character ignorance is no match for them.

>> No.21586498

>>21585831
Because you're a humourless dick.

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>> No.21586544

>>21586488
You clearly haven't seen the kind of power a dense MC can pull. It's like the ultimate blue ovaries machine.

>> No.21586546

>>21586488
>MGE Anime is released
>Advertised as a stereotypical dense harem
>MC is raped into understanding by the second episode
>Series continues as slice of life romance

>> No.21586554

>>21586488
Indeed. I always love romance stories, but Japanese romance tends to take for ever and western romance is garbage. MGE is nice because it is to the point and i wish it got a manga or LN that focuses on a monster couple and their adventure through life.

>> No.21586570

>>21586546
>episode 2
For real shock value its gotta go the goblin slayer route and have it happen episode 1.

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>>21586546
Plot twist, it becomes a harem but every new girl has to go through some kind of struggle getting through the MC's denseness. Usually she ends up just raping him as superhuman orgasms are the one thing that are sure to make him understand.

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>>21586544
We have a name for "men" like that.

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>>21586554
I wonder if any of the MGE fanfic books would qualify. For instance, I don't know if there is more to Harem of Collar other than a series of sex scenes.

>> No.21586601

>>21586582
>harem anime
Its shit. Need more monogamy anime.

>> No.21586609

>>21586601
Actually, i think ha harem MG anime would be more enjoyable, since they would get down and dirty on the spot instead of the suspense bullshit normal harem animes pull.

>> No.21586625

>>21586597
Maybe. I cant tell because i dont know what moonrunes say.

>>21586609
Maybe, but i just prefer monogamy. How about as a compromise and monogamy MGE anime and Harem MGE anime.

>> No.21586627

>>21586601
Well we could have both, namely with multiple male protagonists. Some are monogamous, others have harems.

>> No.21586636

>>21586627
I agree thats why i said >>21586625.

>> No.21586646

Being dense about your childhood friend's love for you is no laughing matter

>> No.21586652

>>21586646
It is for her parents.

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>>21586546
>Manticore watching dense harem MC.

>"Why don't they just ravish him?"

>And on the rare occasions when they try but get interrupted.

>"Why did they let the interruption stop them? Just deal with it and get back to the ravishing!"

>> No.21586684

>>21586659
>manticore tries to go after a dense Anon
>to her confusion and frustration, she finds herself encountering the same pitfalls

>> No.21586686

>>21586684
>Manticore
>ever considering human notions of consent
Faaaake

>> No.21586707

>>21586684
>She always tries to reassure herself
>"Okay, this time i'm going to rape him and fuck him dry!"
>But when she faces him, his smile and denseness disarms her every time and she goes into a "y-you too" tier stuttering mess
>When the whole encounter has passed she snaps out of it and wonders what the fuck just happened
Apex predators overwhelmed with love must be a really cute sight to see.

>> No.21586731

>>21586597
Harem of Collar is, like any other MGE fanbooks, mainly about sex. MC is something of a MGE's version of beast tamer and he already has his harem when the story begins. He and his harem meets Order Knight and kinda helps her when she changes in to a Cursed Sword because of well, cursed sword she obtained. Of course she also joins his harem at the end.

>> No.21586736

>>21586731
Best end.

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>>21586707
Something must be unusual with her though, sadistic monsters like manticores tend to get more sexually aggressive the more in love they are. Indeed, even the most in love ones are noted to hardly ever speak their real feelings.

Its one reason such monsters may make use of that "enhance lover" spell.

>This spell cast by “expressing love” naturally also applies to the sex acts that monsters perform on their beloved men, which are their greatest expressions of love. Everything from the indecent way they move their hands when fondling their partner's body all over, their alluring tongue which thoroughly licks and brings in the penis, and even their body as it shakes on top of their husband, will end up receiving the goddess of love's blessing. Sex with a monster whose body is blessed by the goddess doesn't just bring her husband pleasure, it lets her husband know how madly in love she is with him while performing the act and even how much rapturous bliss she is experiencing from it. Each and every caress from a monster ends up taking on a meaning equivalent to a confession of love and courtship display. The man will end up being pleasured and having his essence slurped amidst a sweet sensation akin to having “I love you.” “I adore you.” constantly whispered in his ears. Additionally, for example, even if a monster wife is reticent and inexpressive, and even if a highly arrogant monster calls her husband a slave and boasts that sex is nothing more than an act of feeding, the “love” hidden within will be completely conveyed to him.

It makes me imagine such a man being depicted surrounded by "I love you" speech bubbles as she fucks him dry.

>> No.21586756

>sit next to a big dragon in class
>even when you're both sitting down, she kind of towers over you
>you always try to make small talk with her, but she never really responds
>one morning, you greet her as usual and she suddenly glares at you
>after a few seconds of staring, you ask her what's up, and she jabs you in the ribs before folding her arms back under her hefty busom
>you didn't know it, but she got a little mad that you didn't notice she polished her horns really good just for you after you complimented them yesterday
Dragons are so hard to deal with

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>>21586731
>and he already has his harem when the story begins.

Interesting, seems MGE stories may be more likely than some to depict things other than the first time they have sex. Hill Where Love Blooms likewise starts well after the sexual relations started.

>> No.21586790

>>21586746
>cast on a Nacha
>"I love you, you piece of shit."
Ah, I can just feel my lovely wife's affection.

>> No.21586804

>>21586756
>"Okay!, you seem to hate me, so i will stay way from you"
>Watch as she gets flustered as she thinks how to fix the situation
>You also have a high chance of being raped on the spot with the force of a train without brakes
And that's how you waifu a tsundere.

>> No.21586821

>>21586570
Episode 2 lets you break the expectation set by episode 1. Having it in the first episode ruins the surprise.

>> No.21586826

>>21586587
Looks cute enough and deserves a happy life

>> No.21586875

What are yandere bicorns like?
Since they won't go and keep you all to themselves.
Do they force a harem of equally yandere girls on you?

>> No.21586883

>>21586875
I think they'd more want girls that are completely subservient to them.

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>>21586760
Eh, After-school Alice Tale, Imperator Doesn't Sleep, and Diary of The Age of Monster Love all features 'the first time' of MGs. They are, like I said, mostly about sex though in lore wise I liked the Diary best, as it poses some interesting ideas like reservastion zone for pure humans that are protected by MGs because of the whole 'MGs-can't-have-human-son' problem which resulted in dwindling human population

>> No.21586892

>>21586875
They force the girls to hace awkward sex with you.

>> No.21586912

>>21586883
>She gets girls that will do anything she (or you, if she's okay with it) tells them
>She has complete control over who has sex with you and when
>Demon lord help them if they try to give you a blowjob without her permission.

>> No.21586914

>>21586875
Full to bursting with self-loathing.

>> No.21586918

>>21586821
true. I wonder how people would react to it.

>> No.21586933

>>21586891
>reservastion zone for pure humans that are protected by MGs because of the whole 'MGs-can't-have-human-son' problem which resulted in dwindling human population
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought that the Diary story took place AFTER the Demon Lord fixed the "no sons" rule and that the reservation was for humans who didn't want to be part of her new world.

>> No.21586939

>>21586231
Stick it up your ass and then call it.

>> No.21586962

>>21586914
Isn't that just normal bicorn as well?

>> No.21586971

What would Ittan-momen facesitting be like?

>> No.21586979

>>21586933
Well, I only read Diary 2 so I don't know about 1 but in 2 it clearly states 'We are protecting this realm until Demon Lord finalizes her goal' so I'm sure it is before the problem fixing. Anyway, all the stories, including the Fallen Maidens, take place in a parallel world so some inconsistency can happen, I guess

>> No.21586985

>>21586971
Ever held a wet towel to your face?

>> No.21586996

>>21586985
Isn't that what CIA does to you?

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>> No.21587027

>>21586498
>Loud repetitive shit is humor
I think you're the humorless dick here.

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>>21587002
Cursed swords are so amazing, but I can't decide if I prefer the black kind or the golden kind.

>> No.21587072

>>21586971
It's like when guys in anime steal a girl's panties and rub them against their face, except this time there's a vagina attached to those panties. But only that.

>> No.21587100

>>21587057
it's alright you'll have none

>> No.21587118

>>21586985
why would it be wet?

>> No.21587120

>>21587057
get one made of diamonds. all you gotta do is break into a dragon's home and steal her diamond sword

>> No.21587122

>>21587118
Why wouldn't it?

>> No.21587126

>>21587118
Because she'd be wet.

>> No.21587141

>>21587120
Not all swords are cursed.
Especially ones lodged in hoards, since cursed items have a way of letting themselves be found.

>> No.21587149

>>21587141
All sword are cursed with being shitty though. True gentlemen use axes instead.

>> No.21587162

Reminder: paladin girls are better than any godless monster. They serve the true lord and can give you as many sons as you want!

>> No.21587165

>>21587162
Based order propaganda.

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>>21587141
Moreover, cursed swords started out with a singular origin (a previous mamono lord created them all), and thus there were a limited number of them. Then Lilith sealed them away in various places just in case they were still dangerous (I like to think she was motivated to do this after the tentacle plants proved to still be dangerous).

And given current cursed swords apparently reproduce without parasitizing existing people (the mother gets pregnant and gives birth to a humanoid baby who is already a cursed sword), it makes me think that the number of original cursed swords that exist as just a sword must go down every time one of the remaining ones finds a host.

In other words, the day is coming when the cursed swords that are still just swords will be the rarest of items around.

>> No.21587183

>>21587162
I wanna pslime a paladin and have her unconsciously infect the rest of her order!

>> No.21587187

>>21587173
Admittedly, in writing the above I ignored that enterprising monsters/incubi could always create new cursed swords as swords, provided the method wasn't lost to time when that ancient mamono lord died.

>> No.21587188

Chubby cow imotou is for hugs and spoiling

>> No.21587190

>>21587162
Ear a dick

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>>21587162
*crushes your dreams of being with a human woman*
pshhh, nothin personal, kid

>> No.21587198

>>21587188
>pai-loli cow imoutou always asks for breast messages.
>acts like its just innocent and not lewd at all.
>doesn't even react to the boner you gain while doing it.
Tricky oppai-imoutoi

>> No.21587204

>>21585895
Behold the great red dragon?

>> No.21587212

>>21587198
A clever girl
Anon’s childhood friend better up her game

>> No.21587227

Which monster girl species would make the most ridiculous femcel? You know, a monster girl that is completely unable to get herself a man. Even married men who are into polygamy express no interest in adding her to their harem. If by chance she findsa boy who is about to come of age, she finds out he already has a fiance. She might hope to find an orphan boy that she can raise into a husband but any orphan boy she finds quickly gets snatched by another woman.

>> No.21587232

>>21587227
That's oddly specific...

>> No.21587233

>>21587227
Three words: BONNET, TIPPING, LIZARD.

>> No.21587238

>>21585751
How wholesome!

>> No.21587245

>>21587212
>Moderately busty childhood friend has to compete against stacked pai-moutou
Woe to the man caught in the middle

>> No.21587264

>>21587245
Why don't they solve this quarrel once and for all by spiking Anon's drink with aphrodisiacs and locking themselves in a room with him. The one most thoroughly fucked wins.

>> No.21587273

>>21587190
>>21587190
I would try to correct your grammar but I recently saw an ear shaped onahole so I don’t know what the fuck to think anymore.

>> No.21587277

>>21587245
Woe?
He has a loyal childhood friend and a busty cow imotou that’s cute and stacked

>> No.21587284

>>21587273
>tfw you will never pleasure yourself with an elf's ear.

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>>21583853
I don't see why they should stop.

>> No.21587303

>>21587264
>The two decide they should let anon choose who he likes more.
>This results in spiking anons drink and bringing him to room where all three are naked.
>Night ends with both girls end up filled with cum.
>Cant figure out who won the next day
>Both decide to share when nine-moths later they give birth to a daughter.

>>21587277
Woe for his dick.

>> No.21587331

>>21587284
>tfw an elf will never play with your ears and call you spoon ear.

>> No.21587342

Would typical monster girl daughters love their human grandparents?
What about yours specifically?

>> No.21587361

>>21587342
I don’t see why they wouldn’t.

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>> No.21587395

>>21587361
Yeah. What kind of monster girls wouldn't love their grandparents? The difference is how friendly they would be.

>> No.21587396
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No school like the old school.

>> No.21587404

>>21587396
best girl
Worst girl is MB'd anakaris

>> No.21587406

>>21587389
I don't know what's with elves that makes me so angry, i just want to use them thoroughly as my personal cumdumpsters.

>> No.21587421

>>21587406
Don't worry. Detesting elves isn't unusual if you play RPGs. I remember seeing a 500+ post thread at /tg/ all about hating on elves. They even have a section at 1d4chan explaining the hate towards elves that is shared by people who are experienced with the genre.

https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Elf#The_Ugly_Side_of_Elves

PS: Your experience does not have to be from tabletop RPGs. I myself have never played one of those.

>> No.21587423

>>21587342
>What about yours specifically?
My grandparents on my dad's side of the family would have gotten along fine I'm sure. The ones on my Mom's side I'm not so confident.

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>>21587162
>godless monster

This insults Eros monsters and many others.

>> No.21587433

>>21587342
Grandad on my father's side was in the SS
Grandad on my mother's side was in the NKVD

>> No.21587435

I want to go the land of the Faerie and give them bubble wrap.

>> No.21587444

>>21587421
I don't know, it's a weird feeling. I don't particularly hate their traits or something, it's not even hate just... anger. I have played many RPGs but i can't remember ever having a conscious anger towards them. It's like my mind tells me i should just be angry about something.

I am legit not making this up, i feel angry for some strange reason.

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21587445

Are you ready for a hard workout?

>> No.21587451

>>21587445
Not tonight dear I have a roast in the oven

>> No.21587454

>>21587435
A toy train set would be funny.

>> No.21587457

>>21587445
No I'm too depressed

>> No.21587458

>>21587445
MGC gym is a scary place.

>> No.21587478

>>21585532
BUT I GET KNOCKED DOWN, AGAIN
BUT I GET UP AGAIN
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET KNOCKED UP AGAIN
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET KNOCKED DOWN

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High class little girls should have high class bodies.

>> No.21587505

>>21587187
The method must still be around if not significantly improved, because there’s all sorts of cursed monsterizing equipment out there to make a wide variety of species.

>> No.21587508

https://twitter.com/VegaLilith/status/1143356720196046848

>> No.21587511

>>21587486
And together they fight crime?

>> No.21587515

>>21587505
Regular cursed equipment isn't a parasitic entity though, its just equipment filled with the mana of a particular type of monster that flows into its wearer through being worn. Cursed swords seemed to have used a more advanced or unique process.

>> No.21587526

>>21587511
The only thing those two are fighting is virginity.

>> No.21587551

>>21587493
You just know a monster girl is high class when her back is exposed.

>> No.21587552

>>21587505
>>21587515
Consider: Cursed chest that turns its victim into a mimic while also serving as their new home chest.

>> No.21587558

>>21587552
Also consider Cursed Urns that turn their victim into a Jinn of the Jar.

>> No.21587571

Would you become male prostitute if it was easy way?

>> No.21587574

>>21587571

No.

>> No.21587580

>>21587571
I don't think there's much call for fat gingers.

>> No.21587593

>>21587571
I'd opt for being a mail order husband

>> No.21587594

>>21587571
I'm to awkward and not good enough to be a prostitute.
Also there would probably be an expectation of me being good at sex.

>> No.21587617

>>21587594
Honestly they’d probably expect you to be a novice, because any male in that line of work is going to get Taken Home sooner than later.

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>>21587508
>Zombie's reactions are delayed
>Takes her a few seconds for her to realize that you came inside her
>When she does feel it, it hits her like a wave of pleasure causing her to moan more than usual

>> No.21587629

>>21587458
>Onis and other strong monstergirls offering to spot you before removing your pants forcefully
>Unagi-joro making you slip right into her shower stall and make you accept responsibility
>Ittan-momens disguising themselves as bath towels
Indeed

>> No.21587636

>>21587571
Yes

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>> No.21587644

>>21587508
Fucking nice, I didn’t even know you had a sfw twitter but I’m very glad to see you do and the new nsfw one.

>> No.21587645

>>21587638
I ain't gonna stick my dick in frog, what is wrong with you?

>> No.21587659

Is it just me or the thread has been very slow lately?

>> No.21587662

>>21587659
I have a job.

>> No.21587664

>>21587662
No, you don't.

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>>21587662
>Having a job
>Not being a full time NEET

>> No.21587673

>>21587638
cute!!!

>> No.21587679

>>21587396
would a good monster girl fighting game be plausible? or will it need to be a fun party fighter or some kind? either way, it should have a sexy but subtle gimmick of sorts

>> No.21587681

>>21587659
I usually lurk until discussion of monster girls I like surfaces.

>> No.21587684

>>21586875
>anons been kept to the bicorns house for the past year
>everyone thinks he's dead
>the monitor cutting into his ankle prevents him from getting out the door let alone to the street without her knowing, he still has the scars from the last time he attempted it
>every day it's the same routine
>read the papers from what seems like every county in the state to try and maintain some sanity through your only connection to the outside world till noon
>forget the lunchtime alarm even exists till it blares prompting you to limp into the kitchen and hit the fuck huge blinking red button to trigger the feed mechanism for the cells downstairs and disengage the timed lock on the fridge for you
>deep clean the house for the next few hours then get dinner started, trying to lose yourself in the task at hand if you can and maybe forget where you are in the process if just for a bit
>after all that's said and done it's time for that moment you dread and fear ever single day
>5 o'clock rolls around and "the love of my life" comes home
>as she does a walk through of the house inspecting your handiwork you silently thank whatever cruel gods are allowing all of this to happen that she hasn't brought a "dinner guest" home this time, twice in one week isn't common but it wouldn't be the first time
>you force a smile on your face as she congratulates you on what a good job you've done cleaning up the place and doesn't dinner smell nice you wouldn't believe the day she had
>you just smile and nod and remark where appropriate trying to mentally prep yourself for what comes next
>its taken a bit of practice but you've gotten pretty convincing at feigning excitement and not crying anymore when she cheerily tells you good boys get rewarded as she pats you on the head
>you've even managed to keep it together throughout dinner
>between all the chances you've had to practice this song and dance, and knowing from experience what happens if you don't, you could probably get an emmy for this performance
>finally, after eating what little you feel you could keep down and her eating the horses share of the meal, she tells you to go and get ready she'll be up in a bit
>you can hear the key ring rattle all the way from the bedroom as she works the locks to the basement
>as you get undressed and your collar on you can hear her hooves working their way back up the stairs accompanied by the soft sound of chains and the softer sounds of barely held back whimpers
>you sit down on the foot of the bed as you wait for her to present you with tonights "reward"
>she likes it when you wait for her, let her put on her dog and pony show
>you were too preoccupied with getting ready to notice but you know those whimpers
>that's insane
>there's at least 30 girls down in that fucking basement and you never see any one of them twice in the same week
>somewhere down the hall you hear a thump followed by the sound of something being dragged up the final steps
>"hurry UP! Its RUDE to keep our husband waiting."
>demented as she is she has a fine eye for details so small or inconsequential most wouldn't even consider them
>that is, unless they were also part of the setup and planned for accordingly
>the foot of the bed's been placed so whoever's sitting on it can see exactly who's coming up those stairs and walking down that hall
>maybe she thinks it's like a catwalk and you're both the pole and the audience waiting for the dancer to arrive
>what it really means is you get to watch as she drags your "reward" all the way to the bedroom threshold while you sit and watch quietly like the good boy you are
>as the light hits the slumped figure on the ground your previous suspicions are confirmed
>its the kikimora, this is her 3rd night in a row
>you knew the punishment for harming you would be high, but this...she was frail when she first arrived but now theres not much left of her but skin and bones, her snow white feathers are mostly gone now
>you walk over to them and pick her up as gently as you can
>"my love" is far too heavy for you to do this for her but she absolutely loves watching you be a perfect gentleman for whoever she's making you have for the night
>she loves watching in general, and barking orders
>she also loves it when you're rough, but never with her of course
>as you begin to princess carry your "reward" with the utmost care the bite mark on your neck cracks open and bleeds a little
>you hear a hiss come from the mountain of pillows and cushions by the side of the bed
>"my love" saw that, she can see everything from there
>at the same time you can hear a soft but ceaseless stream of "I'm sorry"'s coming from the kiki in your arms
>tonight's going to be bad...
>as you make your way back towards the bed "my love" starts her schpiel early
>she usually waits till afterwards, she's never started up beforehand
>you're already gone from the room, gone to wherever it is you go inside your head when its show time, so you only catch bits and pieces

>> No.21587685

>>21587445
No, but I can go for a walk around the block.

>> No.21587687

>>21587571
Maaaaybe.

>> No.21587689

>>21587664
>>21587670
I enjoy having a stable life okay.

>> No.21587691

>>21587684
>"...not believe how hard it was to find one...", "....saw her just knew it had to be...", "...why we're all here little troublemaker....", "...only THE BEST will do for my darling...", "...sister would have understood that, maybe I should..."
>it might as well have been static on the radio to you
>"....only the best will..."..., my love.", "...know it could be only me.", "...never leave, and why would you?", "...other girl would do this for...", "...only one that would."
>after what seems like an eternity you finally reach the bedside
>you silently make a promise to yourself no matter how long she forces you to go for you'll make this as gentle as you possibly can
>as you slowly start to set down the already exhausted kiki you feel movement from behind
>"...isn't like you."
>arms strong enough to shatter brick with ease push you from behind causing you to spill the kiki the final few feet to the bed and for you to land on her in the process
>before you can push yourself off of her a massive weight settles ontop of you driving you back down with enough force to knock the wind out of you
>meanwhile the kiki starts to weakly struggling to get out from beneath you before the combined weight crushes her completely
>"...me help you, my darling."
>arms almost as long as you are tall reach around from behind and grasp you firmly
>like bands of iron around your already aching chest and hips you can't even inhale enough air to tell her to stop let alone fight back
>"....all for you. You work so hard for me, after all."
>with the ease of a child playing with her doll she guides you forward as the last speck of light fades from your vision
>you wake up to the sound of "my loves" alarm clock
>its time for her to get up and get ready for work and time for you to start your own routine
>it takes a moment but it all comes flooding back once you're fully awake and lucid
>you check the sheets, under the bed, you throw the pillows and cushions across the room, the closet, the god damned dresser anywhere she might have put the kikimora
>on your knees and just as you were desperately settling on the idea that she took her back down to the basement those arms cave in from behind you, again, holding you in place
>"Don't worry, my darling. I'll get you a new one, a better one, and I know just where to go to!"

>> No.21587692

>>21587638
What’s with the anklet?

>> No.21587700

>not working from home in a job you created for yourself to make more than 2x the annual average income while determining your own work hours so you can just take a 3 hour lunch break to write up dark erotic green texts on a whim before going back to new vegas

>> No.21587702

>>21587700
>Going back to new vegas
Stopped reading there.

>> No.21587703

>21587691
>21587684
bruh

>> No.21587705

>>21587659
I dont think so. I have been busy reading poorly translated fanfic from kc about my waifus species, but it still seems about as active as ever. Maybe /jp/ in general has gotten slower though.

>> No.21587706

>>21587700
Are you at least investing some of that money towards the creation or discovery of monster girls?

>> No.21587716

>>21587664
I miss being a neet

>> No.21587718

>>21587670
I love when monster girls play with their own body parts, as if saying "these feel so good to touch, even I can't resist!"

>> No.21587719

>>21587684
>>21587691
Seek psychiatric help.

>> No.21587722

>>21587702
>not liking the best 3d fallout game by miles
>not having a mild addiction to making that shitheap work no matter the mod load
>not being faithful to your gamefu
>>21587706
Second china grows a pair of moral-less balls and starts fucking around with illegal and unethical genetic editing again and they're allowing foreign investors I'll make the hard switch from video game companies and medicinal marijuana to that.

>> No.21587726

>>21587702
Yes, that was the end of the post.

>> No.21587732

>>21587722
China is working that way. A scientist went rogue with CRISPR and edited HIV resistance into twins. Let’s see how they do, considering the same gene that makes them HIV immune, also reduces life expectancy by ~30 years.

>> No.21587739

>>21587703
It breaks so many setting rules that its almost funny, then it breaks more and becomes unfunny again.

>> No.21587743

>>21587703
>>21587739
You guys actually read that shitheap?

>> No.21587744

>>21587732
Yeah except they kept it quiet until it was done and didn't allow foreign investors in on the deal. Also those kids are fucked because the goal was to make them HIV resist by entirely eliminating that gene from one and editing that gene in another using experimental methods based on CRISPR so not only are they expected to probably have a reduced lifespan by 3 decades the end goal of their entire existence is to get infected with HIV to prove or disprove the theory and for some reason people keep sleeping on all of that shit.

>> No.21587746

>>21587732
>considering the same gene that makes them HIV immune, also reduces life expectancy by ~30 years.

Sheesh, talk about irony. You get immunity to a disease that with treatments available in the developed world these days would likely let you live longer with it than you would with this immunity's side effect.

>> No.21587755

>>21587743
Sometimes they're like train wrecks, you want to see just how bad they are going to be.

>> No.21587756

>>21587739
>breaks so many setting rules
>people will talk for days on how manticores and hellhounds will wantonly rape who they feel like and unicornfags will keep insisting that bicorns aren't the end state of their waifu
It's pretty par for the course.

>> No.21587766

>>21587746
It just shows that gene editing is far more complicated than Gene A does X, Gene B does Y

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>>21587719
Send him to Dr. Flayer-her methods may be unorthodox, but nobody can dispute the results!

>> No.21587775

>>21587743
I only read about the first 3 lines of any greentext, regardless of circumstances.

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>>21587756
>unicornfags will keep insisting that bicorns aren't the end state of their waifu
Never heard that one before.

>> No.21587784

>>21585542

>She just clubs anyone who sees her in the head
>"If I hit 'em hard enough that they don't remember seein' me then it don't count as bein' spotted!"

>> No.21587786

>>21587744
What’s one more crime against humanity?

>> No.21587798

>>21587746
>>21587766
It's not as good as that.
The current situation is they THINK they MIGHT have given them HIV immunity by completely omitting the gene that allows for such infections in the first place, a gene that also contributed to things like proper CNS and immune system development, in one of them with no replacement gene and editing the gene in an unknown way in the other way to bridge the gap on the portion they essentially tripped the SUSPECTED portion of the gene that leads to HIV susceptibility in the first place.
Not only do they not know if what they did was effective or not, which will require attempting to infect the children, but they don't actually know what they did to the kids in the long run developmentally and physiologically speaking.
At some point in time one or both of them will need to not only be infected with the virus to confirm immunity or lack thereof but they will also need constant monitoring to see exactly how their fucked up and missing gene respectively is effecting their growth because it guaranteeably will.
Fuckers should have hired the sabbath.

>> No.21587815

Can your waifu pull off the bubble tea challenge?

>> No.21587820
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What up. All's Fair in Love and War's rewrite, chapter 2.

https://pastebin.com/TBgRqM7g
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1e57uRLBkPl8vvqCciiGpJV1u58ARkv4FZQ6Q5U5KFRA/edit?usp=sharing

I'm confident that the way smaller size of chapters makes it more readable on a bit by bit basis, rather than having a 10k word chapter thrown at one's face from the start. Also adding an index and a chapter link to previous and next of each at the end of the g-doc version for accessibility. From the outline it looks like it'll end up with far more chapters than the original due to making each smaller.

>> No.21587822

>>21587815
>Happy_Jinko.png
>Poutingcheshire.jpg

>> No.21587823

>>21587781
All mamano want higher energy containing individuals which is why lilim specifically want Hero-grade husbands only. Unicorns are no different. Men in setting that aren't virgins, even if it was to a human woman, are higher in spirit energy than virgins. Unicorns will therefore actively desire non-virgins more than they will virgins. This is why bicorns out number unicorns and why unicorns are so damned rare in the first place.
If the DL wins the odds or monogamous couples having to harem up otherwise there just won't be enough incubi dick to go around also goes up and if unicorns get involved in that they bicorn because the trigger isn't virginity or lack of virginity but being introduced to other females energy via dick transference. Another issue is that if exposure to other females energy is the trigger what happens when we get more and more couples making God battery pairings like the DL and her husband which will flood local areas with their energy? Theres only so much space and eventually harems will fill it leading to mixed energy areas entirely.
End result is unicorns will inevitably bicornify.

>> No.21587826

>>21587815
It can’t be that hard right? It’s just tapioca.

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Remember! When you're dealing with a displacer you gotta aim where she isn't.

>> No.21587830

>21587823
Wrong from the very first sentence. Impressive.

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>>21587823
>Unicorns will therefore actively desire non-virgins more than they will virgins.
So the profile is wrong then?

>> No.21587836

>>21587718
>Succubi playing with their own horns and tail.
>Slimes sticking their hands through their own bodies and moving it around.
>Any MG with a lamia-esque body playing with their tail, particularly near the end of it.
>Kejs and Kitsune running their hands through their hair/tails.

>> No.21587840

>>21587826
Its not the presence of tapioca. Its the existence or lack their of of breasts that matters.

>> No.21587844

>>21587798
Should've just spent that time domestically engineering catgirls.

>> No.21587847

>>21587815
Depends on her mood that day.

>> No.21587848

>>21587827
The displacer knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is, whichever is greater, it obtains a difference, or deviation. The displacer uses deviations to generate corrective commands to move if from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the displacer has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the displacer is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the displacer. However, the displacer must also know where it was. Displacers work as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the displacer has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.

>> No.21587850

>>21587718
Agreed. Watching my waifu pet her slimes head is just the cutest. Or even better when she uses it to pleasure herself.

>> No.21587852

>>21587840
What?

>> No.21587855

>>21587834
Like so many other profiles before it it falls underneath the unify effect of contradictory overarching lore and mechanics KC has settled on. Theres no reason to make it the one case exempt from this especially when others had more rock solid foundations than it and still they were overwritten.

>> No.21587860

>>21587852
How can your waifu even compete in the challenge without the necessary tits to hold the bubble tea in place.

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>>21587823
Dang, I'm afraid some of this is blatantly off.

>All mamano want higher energy containing individuals which is why lilim specifically want Hero-grade husbands only.

There is zero basis for this, lilim are as diverse as regular succubi when it comes to the types of men they want (i.e. it depends on the individual lilim). Yes, high tier monsters do tend to want powerful men, but lilims have not been noted for this.

Anyway, you clearly need to read up on monster mate selection as detailed in World Guide 3. In short, while hero grade humans may be great, in the end its whichever man a monster marries who becomes the "best" male for her. Hence why even monsters with stringent requirements likes baphomets often will make exceptions.

>Men in setting that aren't virgins, even if it was to a human woman, are higher in spirit energy than virgins.

That's not how it works anon. Men don't get mana-boosting effects from human women, its purely a mamono mana ability.

>This is why bicorns out number unicorns and why unicorns are so damned rare in the first place.

Source on this?

>If the DL wins the odds or monogamous couples having to harem up otherwise there just won't be enough incubi dick to go around

Yes there will be, recall monsters will birth incubi.

>Another issue is that if exposure to other females energy is the trigger what happens when we get more and more couples making God battery pairings like the DL and her husband which will flood local areas with their energy? Theres only so much space and eventually harems will fill it leading to mixed energy areas entirely.

KC was explicitly asked about this, and he noted that even in a dark mamono realm a unicorn has no trouble keeping her own mana uncontaminated by that of surrounding monsters.

>> No.21587867

>>21587865
The guy is so far off his rocker that he’s not worth arguing with. It’s like talking to an exceptionally stupid wall.
You will probably realize this after he replies.

>> No.21587870

>>21587684
>>21587691
What the fuck anon?
I know yandere girls can be a extreme, but this is MGE we're talking about. I did not need this right now.

>> No.21587872

>>21587855
Except there is no real contradiction regarding the unicorn. And I'm curious to see what these other contradictions you speak of are. Most of the ones I've seen were due to inaccurate translations, or not taking into account the particular way the setting uses hyperbole (which KC has explained repeatedly over the years)

>>21587867
Probably, but I'd like to try. There's a chance he's just not actually looked at a lot of the actual lore and relied on secondhand bashing of it.

>> No.21587873

>>21587865
>don't get mana boosting effects from human women
>even though KC directly outlined they do when discussing mana and magic

>> No.21587875

>>21587865
>>21587867
don't try and talk with somebody that wants to write about legitimate rape and torture and uses "but muh manticores rape" as footing.

>> No.21587878

>>21587057
Wait did she start out as an elf?her ears look like it

>> No.21587884

I need the Ojouest monster you got.

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>>21587878
Nope, elf ears are just a racial trait of cursed swords.

>> No.21587889

>>21587878
I dont think so, but its not like its inpossible. Elves are humans afterall.

>> No.21587890

>>21587884
No, that’s too much

>> No.21587900

>>21587890
Or is it not enough.

>> No.21587902

>>21587873
Care to quote it? Because I can quote lots of parts that refer to how mamono mana does this and that its a unique energy because of it.

>> No.21587911

Why is it I hate footplay, but when she has tights/stockings on over it, I’m interested? Which girl besides Dark Elf would help to satisfy this?

>> No.21587915
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>>21587884

>> No.21587916

>>21587911
Inari

>> No.21587918
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>>21587911

>> No.21587919
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>>21587889
>Elves are humans
Elves are whores!

>> No.21587920

>>21587915
>Kej with drills
Oooooooh yes.

>> No.21587922

>>21587888
Oh didn’t know that

>> No.21587925

>>21587902
Literally the part where KC explains magic and mana and how it differs between humans, mamano, and genders.

>> No.21587926
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>>21587911
KC's weasel girls have fur that mimics stockings/tights.

There's also myconid, their tights being something of a second skin.

And of course, nureonago can mimic most any clothing she sees.

Most monsters also will love to dress in clothing their husband likes, ones especially noted for this are demons.

>> No.21587932

Cursed sword excalibur

>> No.21587934

>>21587925
I have that right here, and nothing I've found says that human women boost the mana of men by having sex or in other ways (obviously excluding spells that can buff people temporarily). The difference between genders is that men excel in producing mana internally, while women excel in absorbing mana from outside.

>> No.21587938

>>21587922
Neither did we for sure until we got to see that golden cursed sword and how she looked as a human.

>> No.21587977

>>21587926
Are you Implying the raiju is not a weasel?

>> No.21587979

>>21587934
You're gonna have to post the whole deal or tell me the exact section it's under if you wanna go further on this. I typed in magic and saw 501 results in find in page so I said fuck it and went back to cooking my burgers.

>> No.21587980

>>21587919
You know what one if these days elves are gonna go all rapist

>> No.21587986

>>21587977
Nope, but her fur looks closer to socks than tights/stockings so I figured kamaitachi was the better example.

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>> No.21587990

>>21587979
Perhaps you should find the evidence you claim is there instead of expecting people to post an entire section to prove something doesn’t exist.

>> No.21588007

>>21587919
So are humans!

>> No.21588010
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>>21587979
Happy to. The below is all from "Production and Release of Mana, Mana Recovery" from World Guide 3.

>Even though they are both human, there is a difference in the mana production abilities of men and women. Essentially, men have a strong ability to produce mana, while women's ability is weaker. On the other hand, women excel at taking in the mana that exists around them and using it as their own, and women are generally able to possess a greater total amount of mana within their body than men can. Because men produce greater amounts of mana, this tends to be misunderstood, but when using magic, men tend to rely solely on the mana within their own body, and as a result, quickly run out of breath, while women can efficiently use external mana, thereby conserving their own mana as well as adding to it. For this reason, women tend to be able to use greater amounts of mana, with more potency and efficiency, so we can say that women are generally more well-suited to handling mana in the form called magic as magicians. On the other hand, in men's case, they are more well-suited to using the mana within their own body to enhance their physical abilities, etc. Since their mana, i.e., vitality, recovery is faster, they also have superior physical strength than women, and tend to be much more well-suited to doing physical labor, serving as warriors, and so forth. Nevertheless, aptitude varies on an individual basis. Even among men, there are those who can innately manipulate external mana and are well-suited to using magic, as well as those who become outstanding mages through subsequent training, and likewise, even among women, there are those excel at the physical use of mana, whether innate or not. In fact, many even exhibit brute strength and physical abilities greater than men and are active as warriors.

>There are also those who excel in both, and other than that, there are even cases when people have an aptitude oriented towards such things as boosting intelligence and accelerating thinking abilities, or sharpening artistic senses.

>Since women excel at handling external mana, we can say that their aptitude for things like hieromancy, which borrows the power of the gods, and elemental magic, which uses the power of spirits, is greater than that of men, but at the same time, it also means that it is easier for them to take in mamono mana, and we can say that they are very well suited to becoming monsters as well. If mamono mana, which has the power of erosion, enters a woman's body, all the mana inside will change into mamono mana in no time at all. Since women already have weak mana productivity in the first place, their own mana production can't keep up with the erosion, and even the organ which produces human mana will be eroded and converted into an organ which produces mamono mana, resulting in them becoming a monster.

>On the other hand, since men have high mana productivity, erosion by mamono mana is gradual, and even when completely eroded, since the human mana is still continually produced and coexists with the mamono mana, they will not become monsters. Since monsters are beings which seek men's mana, and since mamono mana remaining within a man also furthers that goal by working towards boosting a man's ability to produce mana, men will become beings called “incubi” who are the partners of monsters that infinitely produce mana and pour it into them.

>> No.21588022

>>21588010
World Guide 3 was a mistake

>> No.21588024

>>21587988
That's a busty fire mouse.
Gonna get her.

>> No.21588032

>>21588010
I wanna fuck the shit outta that busty chibi mage girl.

>> No.21588033

>>21587990
Nah. I'm openly announcing my level of care and investment on this is less than that of me bbqing. I put in the effort to go look for it and got hit with 501 possible leads to follow and said fuck that too much work. You want to narrow that down to exactly where it is or at the very least the chapter name so I can just type that in and casually read while I cook then let's do this otherwise I stand by my previous assertions as true until directly proven with evidence otherwise.

>> No.21588039

>>21588022
>Massively expanded our understanding of how mana and magic works in the setting.

>Introduced a bunch of fun new and important characters.

>Tons of items of various uses.

>Gave us our first glimpse of Lilith.

Just what did it do wrong I wonder? Confirm that bestiality transformations for men are possible? We already knew that.

>> No.21588043

>>21588010
Thank you. I don't recall that being the exact chapter I was looking for but i do recall it being in that neighborhood.

>> No.21588050
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>>21588022
I bed to differ

>> No.21588053
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>>21588032
Understandable. She wants to fuck too.

>> No.21588054

>>21588050
*Beg

>> No.21588058

>>21587988
Rodents with tits this big are unfair.

>> No.21588078
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>>21588053
Since she's chibi and looks human its not immediately obvious, but that busty chibi mage girl became a dark mage monster. The text of her ravishing the sorcerer is "monster married couple" and her skull ornament and hat are the same as the profile dark mage's. Given she and the sorcerer had them to begin with, it must be standard wear for at least some mages.

>> No.21588080

>>21588039
Far too much useless shit for a porn setting

>> No.21588105

>>21588080
Well its not like you're required to use most of it. It does show though that the MGE is no ordinary porn setting.

>> No.21588142

>>21588080
But it’s all that shit that makes it fun!

>> No.21588156

How does a flat holst cope?

>> No.21588163

>>21588156
She gets the cute farmhand she likes to massage them until they grow.

>> No.21588165

>>21588156
Gets fit and passes herself as a minotaur

>> No.21588169

>>21588156
Drinking, mostly.

>> No.21588187

>>21587884
Overlord class P'orc (I lost that image of the high class orc with a china dress and a fan)

>> No.21588193

>>21588163
And if they never grow she still gets a free husband

>> No.21588196

>>21587926
spats sahu would be amazing

>> No.21588206

>>21587911
Troll with her huge feet

>> No.21588212

>>21588165
>passes herself as a minotaur
A milky Minotaur how nice

>> No.21588245
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21588245

Is it true what they say about Pharaohs?

>> No.21588246

barometz's glass of lemonade, only 75 cents!

>> No.21588256

How fucked am I if I am caught between 2 Baphos

>> No.21588261

>>21588169
>Kobe girls drink heavily, not because it improves the milk, but because they have flat Asian chests

>> No.21588263

>>21588245
>Khepri-chan is watching

>> No.21588265

>>21588245
Much is said about pharaohs.

Much of it is true.

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>>21588246
Tanuki is selling for 50 cents

>> No.21588284

>>21588265
Even that they almost never let their husbands out?

>> No.21588285

>>21588277
Ok.
I'm buying that tanuki for 50 cents.

>> No.21588290

>>21588256
very. they'll fight each other to see who can take home the onii-chan. it becomes an Olympics episode where the sabbaths compete against each other in parodied versions of official sports

>> No.21588297

>>21588245
That they marry their adopted slave boys? Yes, very true.

>> No.21588299

>>21588261
But they have such great asses

>> No.21588308

>>21588245
Yes they're weak to anal.

>> No.21588309

>>21588053
Good. I cant wait.

>>21588078
Makes sense. She is sexy as fuck and so are dark mages.

>> No.21588332

>>21588290
>harem relay race
>dildo vault
>aquatic sports in a pool of dark matter
>centaur equestrian
>love-arrow archery (the targets are dense shonen protags)
>cum wrestling

>> No.21588334
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>>21588284
Oh that's just a misunderstanding. They can't help it if their husbands are so enthralled that they usually refuse to leave their side.

>> No.21588341
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21588341

If you let a monster get a taste for power she just becomes a rapist

>> No.21588358

>>21588341
unless she's a sea bishop

>> No.21588359

>>21588334
I like the idea of a man resting his head on a Pharaoh's lap as she pets him while going about her daily affairs.

>> No.21588364

Would it be possible to adopt a slime?

>> No.21588366

>>21588359
Well of course, the pharaoh's thighs are the best lap in the land!

And then of course they will feed each other peeled grapes, mouth to mouth too.

>> No.21588377

>>21588364
I don't see why not.

>> No.21588380

>>21588366
Makes meetings with ambassadors a little awkward though. Her uptight anubutt assistant will not approve.

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>>21588341
>tfw you will never wake up to wolfgirl on top of your bed and tail wagging a mile a minute

>> No.21588384

i want to ride a dragon like a centaur over the ruins that's half-sunken into the sea just like in my video games!!

>> No.21588388

>>21588364
She might be a little slow, then again not like slimes are all that bright

>> No.21588407

>>21588380
The pharaoh works her husband very hard at night, he deserves to be spoiled as he rests while she works.

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>>21588245
why is a drippy girt in the back?

>> No.21588419

>>21588412
That's from a Sandworm.

>> No.21588467

http://imgbox.com/DKr97wiY
>When you finally manage to get a nigga into comms.
Good day, overall.

>> No.21588470

>>21587342
All my grandparents have passed on, and no, I refuse to hire a lich, they have earned their rest

>> No.21588480

>>21588309
Dark mages are sexy, especially if they're bottom heavy lolis.
>loli dark mage is friendly and innocent the first time you meet her
>starts acting more suggestively and mischievously, gradually enough that you're not sure whether you're just imagining it or if she's seducing you on purpose

>> No.21588481

>>21588290
Oh jeeze
Guess i'll bring both home

>> No.21588491

>>21588467
The guy comming it or the artist? Because Nano does lots of comms.

>> No.21588496

>>21588309
Dark Mages are great.

>> No.21588499
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21588499

>tfw no light mage friend with benefits to escalate our relationship to a romantic one with

>> No.21588500

>>21588491
Guy started comming valkyrs.
Not MGE in the end sadly, so I'm not keeping them.

>> No.21588506
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21588506

Guys, I think I need help with my mofu addiction. By which I mean I need some old foxes to help feed my mofu addiction.

>> No.21588527
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>>21588499
why go for a any mage that's not a red mage? they can do EVERY kind of magic and possibly use the power of EVERY monster girl...even though they can't learn it's more powerful variations but that doesn't stop her from combining and fusing her various powers until she ends up becoming a pseudo-lilem

>> No.21588528

>Finnish White Horn with an Estonian Satyros cousin

>> No.21588534
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>>21588245
>Is it true what they say about Pharaohs?
Absolutely, they make great sex slaves for you and your apophis wife to toy with.

>> No.21588544

When you think about your waifu do you like her to be different in looks from the encyclopedia or close to the same?

>> No.21588547 [SPOILER] 
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>>21588080
>Far too much useless shit

>> No.21588567
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If you were to be grabbed and taken away by a monstergirl, what would she be? What type of girl is your absolute favorite?

>> No.21588568
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21588568

>>21588544
Usually close to the same, I would want an oomukade I was with to be much bustier than the profile one though.

>> No.21588575
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>> No.21588579
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>>21588567
Foxes. She can keep me at her shrine for as long as she wants.

>> No.21588580

>>21588575
Flying super tail strike?

>> No.21588594

>>21588544
Same as the profile but considerably younger.

>> No.21588601
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>>21588579
Very fluffy taste

>> No.21588602

>>21588544

Close to the profile but some differences here and there.

>> No.21588606
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>>21588568
How busty are we talking?

>> No.21588608

>>21588544
my 20 different waifus looks different because it feels more like they are their own characters

>> No.21588625

>>21588606
That would be good. I could go bigger of course.

>> No.21588634

>>21588544
Harem is all different from the profiles, some more than others.

>> No.21588637

>>21588544
I have no idea what she looks like, but I know she’s different from the profile lamia.

>> No.21588658

>>21588544
same i'm trying carefully to imagine oc without it being gay shit

>> No.21588665
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>> No.21588675

>>21587691
>>21587684
Crazy, but well done anon

>> No.21588689

>>21588544
Different, but I've started commissioning her lately so its pretty easy to visualize her now I have a few images.

>> No.21588695

Gonna go watch my orc horde play the best game!
Blood Bowl

>> No.21588701

>>21588695
Hopefully your waifu stays safe

>> No.21588704
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21588704

>>21588695
>Supporting orcs
>Not the tomb queens
Shit taste

>> No.21588708
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21588708

violent penis-cleaning by your cancer daughter-wife or else

>> No.21588711

>>21588544
It's weird. I definitely see her physically similar to the encyclopedia (Ushi Oni), but origins and personality are totally different. For one, she's not Asian in any regard, likely central European or American or something, and isn't even close to as one dimensional as the entry makes her out to be

>> No.21588713

>>21588708
Or else, what?

>> No.21588716

>>21588704
>pharaoh zombie
Isn't the Pharaoh already a zombie?

>> No.21588717

>>21588708
Do cancers offer penis cleaning services to men like salons offer to clean women's hair?

>> No.21588732

>>21588544
She is but I haven’t fully thought her out yet she has a different hairstyle and I’m thinking of giving her a different color haven’t fully thought out her personality

>> No.21588734
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21588734

WHO LIKES GOATS?

>> No.21588742

>>21588701
That's why Troll-chan is there to help!
Also a "Grave Results" brand apothecary

>>21588704
I tried but the Tomb Queens are too stuck up

>> No.21588744

>>21587684
>>21587691
I want to be part of the MGC SWAT team that kicks the doors down and recuses the poor souls from the psycho bicorn

>> No.21588745

>>21588713
cutedom rape in front of the stacey mersharks who'll laugh at you for having such a pathetically cute girl overpower you. but hey, she's only doing outta love, right? you do love her despite getting laughed at by less-cute more-sexy mamono, right?

>> No.21588747

>>21588734
I do now

>> No.21588749

>>21588716
Well, yeah but since pharaohs already come pre-wight'd then I was thinking what a pharaoh who was woken up too early might look like besides rags that and I like the idea of a cute dtizy zombie pharaoh that hasn't regained all her powers yet

>> No.21588752

>>21588544
Different, She is a bit tall for a baphomet, but still solidly in petite territory. Long grey hair, pale skin, fitting what is suppose to be a magic researcher who stays inside all day. Only does the whole "imouto" thing in public to maintain face with the Sabbath and prefers to take things seriously and act her age (~700, born after her father was spirited away when the Knights Templar were dissolved in our timeline) in private.

>> No.21588754

>>21588734
Goat milk!

>> No.21588756
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>>21588747
Good lad

>> No.21588760

>>21583574
What does a primitive tribal maid look like?

>> No.21588767

>>21588717
yep, smegma-removal and spit-polishing as well as glans-massaging and a complementary pube-shave

>> No.21588774

>>21583574
>ooga booga where da mastahs at

>> No.21588778

>>21588767
How often would someone to go to something like that?

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>See this on the side of the road
What do?

>> No.21588801

>>21588778
not often, since penis-cleaning is a once in a career thing for them. cancers's services are mostly for cleaning and revitalizing monster girl vaginas in case the lack of dick degenerates their pussies and plus it makes their vaginas more alluring at the nudists beach (in which every beach is except that one family-friendly one at alice's beach ironically).

>> No.21588803

>>21588767
Should never have smegma

>> No.21588805
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>>21588800
Ignore until waifu makes herself known. As it has always been.

>> No.21588812

>>21588800
Return to /v/ with your shit memes

>> No.21588819 [SPOILER] 
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21588819

Would you waifu a Humie girl if she was evolving herself into a MG on willpower alone?

>> No.21588826

I have something to confess

>> No.21588830

>>21588826
Cool

>> No.21588831

>>21588826
Say it

>> No.21588849

>>21588800
Turn around 360 degrees and walk away.

>> No.21588853

>>21588819
So a Dark Mage?

>> No.21588856

>>21588826
me too....the rape that happened at the beach wasn't a shark attack...it was the work of...lmao hey guys wazzup it's cheshire

>> No.21588857
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>> No.21588861

>>21588800
Take a look at my waifu and ask if she is up for some public indecency.

>> No.21588865

>>21588800
Fine then, I'm having sex with you, sign bitch. Spread your legs.

>> No.21588885
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>> No.21588890

>>21588412
Nobody expects the Girtablilu!

>> No.21588903

>>21588831
I have a prostitute fetish

>> No.21588906

>>21587684
>>21587691
Would you mind if I used this in a story related to >>21588744 post?

>> No.21588907

>>21588708
okay, i will! i just don't want to be raped again

>> No.21588909

>>21588903
As in you are the prostitute, or you want to fuck prostitutes?

>> No.21588913
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>> No.21588923

>>21588800
I dont get this meme

>> No.21588926

>>21588903
And? Just have your waifu dress up in slutty hooker clothes and proposition some random guy(you) for sex. You can roleplay that you're such a good fuck that she gives up being a prostitute to be with you.

>> No.21588929

>>21588909
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2482728

>> No.21588935
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I want a rich, old sugarmama vamp who is secretly weak to young human boy dick.

>> No.21588941
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>>21588929
Delete this.

>> No.21588954

>>21588935
I want to impregnate carmilla.

>> No.21588972
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https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=75059530

>> No.21588974
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I want a pixie to shrink me and stuff me in her leotard!!!

>> No.21588987
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>> No.21588994

>>21587580
You would be surprised!

>> No.21589016
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Bubble slimes deserve more love.

>> No.21589036
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>> No.21589047

>>21588544
She is a mamano who actually looks very similar to the profile picture of a completely different species.

>> No.21589051

>>21589016
They are the Slime that is most satisfying to touch. I'd like a see a Bubble Slime nurse detox a patient.

>> No.21589071
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Scyllas.

>> No.21589083

>>21588857
>>21588885
Nice art, but who's the artist cause I can't find anything on saucenao

>> No.21589090
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>>21589083
https://twitter.com/Yositsune167?lang=en
You're welcome.

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>>21589051
>They are the Slime that is most satisfying to touch

>> No.21589117

>>21589105
Satisfying, not scarring.

>> No.21589123
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>Need assistance?

>> No.21589124

>>21589123
With what?

>> No.21589127
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>>21589090
thanks
>>21589124
Losing your virginity

>> No.21589134
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>>21589117
Rude.

>> No.21589143

>>21589127
>Nyah̢aHA̷

>> No.21589161
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Post owls.

>> No.21589171
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>>21589143



Ṋ̵͓͇̯̱͚̺͙̺̗͉̰̕ỳ̶̝͓̦̩̩͙̝́̿̎̉̊́̓͊̍̕ͅǎ̴̛̘̬͚̻͈̟̗̟̺̖͇̭̿̀͋́͗͛̏̀̌ḧ̸̶̡̨̢̹̼̥̜̮̞͉̤͇̖̜͇̰̰̘́͊͌̔̂͂̔͑̏͝ä̶̢͕͖̟̞̺̪̥͓̈́͑̃̉̍̿͝Ḩ̵̥̝̗̩̻̀̓̔̏̓̊̏̉́̀̀͘͠A̸̷̶̡̡̨̨͈̼͎͓͈̜̟̪̻̹̬̩̙̮̼̮̍̒͂́͌̓̾̈̐̾͛̀̈́̉

>> No.21589173

>>21589134
do shoggoths ever get angry? if so, how and what are they like when they're angry?

>> No.21589181
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What did they just see?

>> No.21589182

>>21589173
Difficult to achieve but it's kind of like a pufferfish when they get defensive.

>> No.21589187

>>21589161
That's cute monsters being concerned about how their daughteru's look I bet some would demand they go upstairs and change because they ARENT slutty enough

>> No.21589189

>get asked out on a date by a cute fox girl
>she's having so much fun, she doesn't even notice her polymorph potion has slowly been wearing off, gradually transforming back into the old fox she really is
>you don't say anything because you're enjoying watching her mature curves stretch her school uniform to it's limits

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>>21589173

>> No.21589193

>>21589181

citrus festival

>> No.21589196
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>>21589173
I don't think I could ever imagine a shoggoth raising her voice or losing her calm demeanor. So I'd think it would be like when your mother is angry with you in public and tightly grabs your arm/digs her nails into your thigh while threateningly whispering that she's going to beat you when you two get home, but instead of just whispering she's speaking with hundreds of layered voices under her main one

>> No.21589208 [SPOILER] 
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Do not open-very scary!

>> No.21589212
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>>21589208
positively spooked

>> No.21589225

>>21589196
you can almost hear the reminiscent eternal regret of the elder things in her threatening tone

>> No.21589231
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>>21589208
dude! that's 13+ content! super scary!

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>>21589225

>> No.21589236

>>21589036
I want her to back me against a wall twice, once with each end.

>> No.21589240

How do Sabbath monsters sneak into R rated movies

>> No.21589244

>>21589240
Stacked on each other's shoulders under a trenchcoat, duh.

>> No.21589247

>>21589240
Aging potions?

Granted, they're rated R for violence over there. All the lewd stuff is perfectly fine family entertainment as far as they're concerned. Easily suitable for all ages (and even Sgt. Scruffy).

>> No.21589248

>>21589240
They show the front desk their ID, buy the ticket and watch the movie then get nightmares about it and force their onii-chan to cuddle them

>> No.21589253

>>21589173
Shogs don’t have time to get angry. With how fragile and short your life is, she doesn’t want to waste a single minute!

>> No.21589255

>>21589247
if that's the case, what's the MGE equivalent of watching a sex scene with your dad when watching the movie together?

>> No.21589256

>>21589253
Except her master shares her lifespan as soon as he becomes an incubus.

>> No.21589258
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dolls

>> No.21589260

>>21589256
She doesn’t know that yet.

>> No.21589263

>>21589258
once your daughteru grows out of dolls, it's harem-building time

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>>21589240

>> No.21589284

>>21589258
Imagine if she shrunk you down to the size of a doll to a doll would that be fucked up or what?

>> No.21589287

>>21589284
You're a fag.

>> No.21589290
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21589290

Is it true that if you rub an elf's thighs you get a wish?

>> No.21589292

>>21589270
im not sure that identification is legit

>> No.21589300

>>21589208
that's not scary, its for marry!

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>>21589290
You have to go a little higher for that.

>> No.21589302

>>21589290
If wood elf yes, if dark elf you have to rub her feet, and a high elf her breasts

>> No.21589303

>>21589240
Didn't MGs reach sexual maturity around like 8 or something?

>> No.21589311

>>21589301
So am I supposed to rub elf ears for the wish?

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>>21589303
Age 10, IIRC.

>> No.21589328

>>21589303
At 10, or whenever you want if you believe hard enough.

>> No.21589338

>>21589196
Parasites shogs, on the other hand, can get angry normally.

>> No.21589341

>>21589302
Do I get a bigger wish from rubbing bigger breasts?

>> No.21589343

>>21589240
the ignore me magic

>> No.21589344
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>>21589311
Not THAT high.

>> No.21589346

>>21589343
But then the people in the movie also ignore them so they just see a blank screen

>> No.21589351

>>21589341
It's a reverse bell curve type thing, you get big wishes from really big tits but also really flat chests.

>> No.21589352

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that sometimes a loli is just a loli and not some sort of 100 year old overlord.

>> No.21589356

>>21589344
Yeah nah I'm gonna rub those ears

>> No.21589357

>>21589341
well you rub a high elfs breasts because she is royal and demands her ample royal chest be acknowledged, a dark elfs feet because she will spend a good chunk of the day dominating you with them, and a wood elfs thighs since she puts em to good use out there with her athletic feats, but in short yes

>> No.21589359

>>21589346
sounds like a good time to have sex then

>> No.21589377

>>21589352
>100 year old overlord.
That's pretty young to be an overlord, she must be a prodigy or something

>> No.21589383

>>21589352
I want to spoil a legit loli bapho who always gets misunderstood as some kind of powerful loli baba so she doesn't get ro be doted on like any other lolis would!

>> No.21589388

>>21589290
yes, but i'm going to rub an elf's womb with my COCK

>> No.21589391

>>21589352
>overlord
>age
time is relevant, once aging is cured and you become overpowered

>> No.21589419

>>21589377
She’s a normal loli! That’s the point!

>>21589383
Good man
Spoil the true imotou

>>21589391
Maybe but this is loli spoiling

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>>21589352
Are you sure?

>> No.21589443

>>21589328
Which means there's probably no magical items that tell a girl when she's old enough to safely have sex, or at least not for monster girls. Maybe the church of Eros has something like that.

>> No.21589445

>>21588544
My Pslime waifu looks like Camilla from fire emblem, but shorter and bigger boobs. Also her armor is sort of a mix between the dark brave from the world guides and camilla's base armor.

>> No.21589446

>>21589443
I'm sure there would be one for ovulation, at least.

>> No.21589452

>>21588528
Is this a reference to the fact that Finns go down south for cheap booze?

>> No.21589456

Knock up zombies so that death can create life

>> No.21589457
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21589457

Left or right?

>> No.21589461

>>21589456
knock up zombie just so you can fuck pregnant zombie

>> No.21589466

>>21589456
But do zombies give birth to zombies, or do they give birth to undead-themed succubi?

>> No.21589471

>>21589461
But if you fuck a preggo zombie all the energy you pump in her goes to the baby so the baby wights

>> No.21589477

>>21589457
Oyakodon

>> No.21589479
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>>21589456

>> No.21589485

>>21589471
she would be so happy

>> No.21589487

>>21589457
the big one

>> No.21589492

we need zombie porn

>> No.21589507
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>> No.21589511
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Would you bet on Centaur races while sipping mint juleps?

>> No.21589516

>>21589511
No but I'd bet on illegal Cockatrice kickboxing matches.

>> No.21589521
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21589521

Smiting evil with your Valkyrie waifu.

>> No.21589525

>>21589507
An escalator? But why?

>> No.21589527

>>21589516
I prefer underground Kobold wrestling!

>> No.21589528

>>21589351
>rub an elf's flat chest
>"A-Alright, you pervy human. What is your wish?"
>"I wish you had huge tits."
Would she be mad? I feel like she'd be mad.

>> No.21589530
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Guess what?
Oni butt!

>> No.21589533

>>21589528
Only if you keep rubbing and then wish her big tits small

>> No.21589538

>>21589471
>wight daughteru loves her zombie momster even though she's a bit slow and can't speak in full sentences
>helps her momster whenever she can
>despite also being undead, zombie momster often hugs her wight daughter while moaning "waaaarm"
So fucking heartwarming

>> No.21589541

>>21589538
Clearly "warm" is the zombie word for love

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>> No.21589552

>>21589548
>not a s&w model 3 Russian
shes a fuckin pleb

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>>21589538
Where are the drawfags? This needs to be a pic.

>> No.21589563

Dumb zombie that is friends with a dumb human girl who doesn't even realize the other girl is a zombie.

>> No.21589564

>>21589563
and both are so dumb it turns out the zombie is actually human and the human is actually a zombie

>> No.21589567
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>> No.21589571

>>21589533
Oh no, I have better things to wish for
>wish to be her husband
>she gives you a smug smile and says you can't wish for something that is already true
>asks you to wish for something else
>wish she was pregnant with quintuplets

>> No.21589574
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>>21589564
A plot twist for the ages.

>> No.21589579
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>>21589567
Friends! Also I want to help Aurochs repopulate!

>> No.21589580

>>21589541
>"Ehehe, Mama is warm too."
Fuck, I think I'm about to die from a heart attack because of all this cuteness. Where's my shrooms?

>> No.21589581

>>21589564
Let's not get silly here.

>> No.21589583

I want a Chameleon to wrap her tongue around my cock and suck it deep down her throat. And then while fucking her, her skin changes pigment depending on how far until she orgasms.

>> No.21589587

>>21589579
There is something oddly satisfying about ruining a monsters abs with babies

>> No.21589588

>>21587684
>>21587691
>being unable to appreciate your wife's efforts to make you happy

>> No.21589589
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You know what to do.

>> No.21589593

>>21589588
Most of us don't appreciate murder.

>> No.21589597

>>21589563
>To the out looker it seems like they're babbling like idiots but is actually long winded intricate speeches of love, happiness and cute boys

>> No.21589605

>>21589589
What happens if you whip your dick out in front of your shortstack onee-chan.

>> No.21589608

>>21589580
What a wonderful daughteru, I wonder how she helps her mom around the house

>> No.21589609

>>21589589
Ah yes, cunnilingus

>> No.21589623

>>21589605
She'd praise you for what a big, strong boy you've grown into and reward you with her tits and mouth.

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>> No.21589641

>>21589587
Disgusting.

>> No.21589651
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21589651

Drink your tea.

>> No.21589656

>>21589651
I need milk in my tea, though

>> No.21589657

>>21589651

I don't like tea.

>> No.21589658

>>21589651
But I hate tea

>> No.21589664

>>21589651
But it's hot!

>> No.21589666
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>>21589656
Milk you say?

>> No.21589674

>>21589666
Yeah I'll just get up and get some from the fridge

>> No.21589679

I want to breed every monster that shouldn't be breedable.

>> No.21589682
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>>21589674
>the fridge

>> No.21589683

>>21589651
tea tastes like wee

>> No.21589685

>>21589683
No thats beer that tastes like piss

>> No.21589690
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>>21589679
>every monster that shouldn't be breedable
But all monsters are breedable.

>> No.21589692

>>21589674
>I'll just get up and get some
She is a Kiki it is her job to get stuff for you

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>>21589683
How would you know what wee tastes like, anon-kun?

>> No.21589700

>>21589693
A Cheshire pranked him into drinking some

>> No.21589714

>>21589682
>Pulling a half-gallon of milk from between a Yuki-onna's tits.

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>>21589579
I have a pair of special friends in my heart

>> No.21589718

>>21589693
My autistic brother liked to pee on things when he was 4 and I was 7.

>> No.21589719

>>21589479
I wish there were more pure MG pics like this.

>> No.21589726
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>>21589719

>> No.21589734

>>21589255
Watching the beach landing of Saving Private Ryan.

>> No.21589737

>>21585542
>Orange scarf.

She's joined that clan of dummy thicc Orange Kunochi. She'll be right at home.

>> No.21589742

Friendly reminder that there is nothing quite as satisfying as thoroughly paddling a loli monstergirl's round little tushy!

>> No.21589743
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>>21589716
Weak to kuus I see.

>> No.21589747

>>21589452
Yes. Finland and Estonia are like family, but the relationship is vaguely abusive in both directions.

>> No.21589750

>>21589457
Right, but we can go bigger. I want her to be large enough where I can eat her out while standing up and she can either put me on her back, or just hold me on her arms.

>> No.21589753

>>21589511
Yes, but only as an excuse to get near the Holsts wearing big silly hats and beautiful dresses in the stands.

>> No.21589757

>>21589567
I can’t decide. Should those feet be bullied or worshiped?

>> No.21589758

>>21589726
It's a beam!

>> No.21589759

>>21589651
If you accidentally let your tea get cold and have to reheat it in a microwave, your kiki probably won't notice, right?

>> No.21589761

>>21589742
This anon knows

>> No.21589763

>>21589742
I would prefer one less letter in that word.

>> No.21589765

>>21589690
How would you describe a Succubi’s sense of fashion? They’re not really Gypsy, but it is very patchwork, natural, and almost artistic.

>> No.21589767

>>21589700
Did that Cheshire happen to be a fan of Days of Future Passed?

>> No.21589773

>>21589763
>ushy
Is that what young Ushi-Onis are called?

>> No.21589776

>>21589767
I don't get it. What do X-Men have to do with something that happened in Batman v. Superman?

>> No.21589779

>>21589763
diaperfag get out

>> No.21589781

>>21589767
I was more going for Little Monsters

>> No.21589789

>>21589492
we really do, there is only a few random doujins with zombie girls too.

>> No.21589791

>>21589776
The Moody Blues album, not the movie

>> No.21589799

>>21589791
Now I'm even more confused. When did Abbachio pee in someone's tea?

>> No.21589800

>>21589765
>describe a Succubi’s sense of fashion?
sex

>> No.21589802
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21589802

>>21589765
Demon-core.

>> No.21589803

>>21589781
>>21589767
Sounds more like Home Movies.

>How's it goin'?
>Well, I just drank pee. How's it goin' with you?

>> No.21589804

>>21589802
Why is she so gray

>> No.21589806

>>21589763
Fiendly?

>> No.21589807

How do you stop a Cheshire from bullying you

>> No.21589810
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>>21589804
She's a polymorph potion addict.

>> No.21589815

>>21589810
She needs rehab

>> No.21589819

>>21589799
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON SHIT FOR BRAINS? https://youtube.com/watch?v=IUIHyymV3KQ

>> No.21589823

>>21589810
do you have a red skinned demon?

>> No.21589824
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21589824

>your kiki and shog fuse to become the ultimate maidwife
Would you even be able to withstand that level of SERVICE?

>> No.21589825

>>21589824
What will she do if I serve her

>> No.21589828
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>>21589815
Demons prefer to be rehabilitated into housewives by the power of dick.
>>21589823
Just this one.

>> No.21589829

>>21589807
Take her bullying seriously to the point of suicidal depression.

>> No.21589831

>>21589763
Cheeky anon.

>> No.21589832

>>21589824
What’s it called when a Shog tries to cool you off while also giving you a blowjob? Fanservice

>> No.21589834

>>21589779
Our time will come eventually.

>> No.21589835

>>21589825
Probably call her flayer friend to come and "convince" you otherwise

>> No.21589836

>>21589824
Just because Kiki has a shog hair-do doesn't mean they are fused, Anon

>> No.21589837

>>21589828

Nice. I feel like red is surprisingly underused among succubi/demons.

>> No.21589841

>>21589824
So like Venom?

>> No.21589842
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21589842

Quick, somebody feed her!

>> No.21589844

>>21589836
It doesn't mean they aren't fused either, Anon.

>> No.21589845

>>21589836
>Dense Anon is convinced maid is a chimera
>Every time she tries a different hair style, he thinks she merged with a different girl

>> No.21589848

>>21589763
If you mean padding then one can easily do both.

>> No.21589849

>>21589842
Maybe if she was of a legal age

>> No.21589850

>>21589824
I've had recurring fantasies of a walk-through haunted house along those lines.

>Kiki as your guide for a candlelit tour of an old manor
>signs of something sinister afoot
>brief flashes of eyes watching from the dark
>things gradually get darker and darker as the candle lights less and less
>Kiki vanishes part way, leaving guests to find their way out on their own and escape the shog terror
>Kiki shows up at the end to help guests too the door
>As the door closes, her eyes resemble the Shog's

>> No.21589852

>>21589841
>"Mouth, tits, pussy, ass. So many things to fuck you with, so little time."

>> No.21589854

>>21589824
It has the same problem as the parasite shog where other half mostly cancels out the spookiness of the shog.

>> No.21589859

>>21589845
Does she play along with him and keep doing even wilder hair styles?

>> No.21589862

>>21589837
In MGE it certainly is, but there are some top tier red Demona out there from other works.

>> No.21589869

>>21589587
>There's something oddly satisfying about splattering a monster's abs with cum

>> No.21589870

>>21589859
She was annoyed at first, but over time she found it was a great way to introduce some role play and to try different things in the bedroom

>Miss Kiki! Your hair is so wild and dark! You must be part hellhound!
>”That’s right my little chew toy! Now I’m going to rape you! Muwahahaha!”

>> No.21589879

How do you feel about Holsts that consistently drink from their own tits because of the huge volume she produces?

>> No.21589891
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21589891

Don’t say you love catgirls if you aren’t willing to get a bit scratched up

>> No.21589899

>>21589879
Diamonds. Also, I hope she lets me have a sip every now and then.

>> No.21589901
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>>21589891
Apparently, you're doing it wrong

>> No.21589903

>>21589891
Don't think I can remember the last time my arm, let alone my hand, wasn't covered in scratches.

>> No.21589905

>>21589879
Vicious cycle!

>> No.21589906

>>21589841
Wouldnt that be any pshog combination?

>> No.21589907

>>21589891
Tsundere cats are cute

>> No.21589909

>>21589870
Cosplay Kiki sure is a kind maid

>> No.21589911

>>21589852
>yandere venom/pslime wife
Spooky.

>> No.21589916

>>21589848
I'm more into the caretaking angle. I want to take care of a Greilia sabbath witch who immediately fell asleep after finishing with her shift. Carrying her unconscious body, bathing her, brushing her hair, dressing her, putting her in bed.

Not too much of a dormouse fan though because lazy girls aren't deserving of being spoiled.

>> No.21589925

>>21589743
kuus are great

>> No.21589931
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>>21589916
Dormice sleep a lot, sure, but somehow everything they need to do gets done anyway.

>> No.21589933

How do you know a spooky ghost girl isn't watching you right now?

>> No.21589936

>>21589933
my skeleton is keeping watch from within

>> No.21589937

>>21589933
Because I had curtains installed.

>> No.21589942

>>21589933
I don't because my touch-activated thermometer keeps lighting up despite sitting still on a flat surface

>> No.21589945

>>21589916
>not wanting a chubby sleepy mouse gf who is shamelessly dependent on you
>not wanting to see her eyes light up whenever she gets to sleep on your lap or gets her hair brushed by you while she suckles on one of your fingers or licks your neck, cheeks, and lips

>> No.21589948

>>21589933
Because sun hasn't even set yet, duh

>> No.21589949

>>21589933
>>21589936
Skeleton, Ghost, and a body for a Zombie. What is the most amount of monsters that can come from one woman and would they all be their own person or a fraction of a whole

>> No.21589951

>>21589945
Sleepy witches require my attention more.

>> No.21589952

>>21589933
I sure hope a spooky Wisp is rubbing herself while spying on me.

>> No.21589953

>>21589949
>What is the most amount of monsters
It's a stretch but you could add another girl into this via a Slime made of her blood though now we are getting into like a voltron of monsters where when they combine forces they are just a regular woman

>> No.21589954

>>21589949
I don't think you can separate a skeleton from zombie.

>> No.21589958

>>21589949
>>21589953
I'm sure some kind of Shade could still be raised as well from there.

>> No.21589964

>>21589954
...ribs grow back! No zhey don't

>> No.21589971
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>watch as your heavily pregnant kiki happily continues her maid duties despite her gravid belly carrying your daughters getting in the way
>she finds it a bit shameful for a maid to ask for assistance from her master, but once a day she needs help milking her growing breasts
Would it be wrong to have her wear lewd maid outfits while pregnant?

>> No.21589973

>>21589953
>you need a bunch of monsters to make an inferior being
Makes you think

>> No.21589977

>>21589936
What if you had a yandere skeleton?

>> No.21589979

>>21589971
Pregnancy makes every outfit lewd.

>> No.21589982
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Make sure you keep an eye on your necromancer imouto. She might try to raise a skeleton as a friend and make a Death Knight by accident.

>> No.21589984

>>21589973
Well I'm just saying you take the lich's abomination of science that is all those monsters and have them team up it won't be much of a strong team

>> No.21589991

>>21589982
>imouto accidentally creates a revenant and asks you to shove your dick in its mouth to make it stop screaming

>> No.21589995
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>>21589982
>Implying raising a Death Knight wouldn't be a good thing
She just made you and herself a new big sister that'll protect you, care for you and love you. What you should start worrying about is when she starts experimenting with grafting cursed swords onto monster girls

>> No.21589996

>>21589953
I'm imagining a woman so yandere that when she died even her own body parts loved the guy enough to become monsters and they all exist just to serve him

>> No.21590001

>>21589982
I serve only the Frozen Throne.

>> No.21590002

>>21589995
Oh sure, it sounds good, but just wait until Death Knight-nee is raping you dry every night while your imouto is asleep.

>> No.21590006

>>21590002
Whats the problem with that?

>> No.21590010

>>21590006
How are you gonna get anything done during the day if you're too tired from getting level drained at night??

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>>21590010
>>21589982
Didn't Death Knights use to be human knight corpses with Orc warlock spirits in them?

>> No.21590039

>>21590033
I don't know. I'm just using the name.

>> No.21590048

>>21590033
That's Warcraft 2. Now they just call anything raised by Lich King Deathknight

>> No.21590049

>>21590048
Well that's just dumb. Arthas was a death knight because his was slowly being possessed by Ner'zhul, he should've been the last one ever.

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Dead thread

>> No.21590162

>>21590160
dead ass

>> No.21590164

>>21590160
I'm here
but nobody wants to hear what I got

>> No.21590168

>>21590160
Can't talk, eating liver.

>> No.21590173

How do monstergirls deal with a human boy thread that is dead?

>> No.21590174

>>21590164
Well, what have you got?

>>21590168
Kumihos are not allowed to post

>> No.21590179

>>21590174
Liver is really good though. Add some raisins, rise and fried onion.
>>21590173
They likely post prompts about how they went looking for a place to get their crystal ball fixed at unlikely locations and how to handle the unexpected situations that arose there.

>> No.21590186

>>21590174
Boring shit mostly
More or less making a a few OC's and thinking about corruption plots involing demons and that nostrum thing

>> No.21590192

>>21590173
One of them posts a picture of the cute grave keeper anon

>> No.21590198

>>21590186
>that nostrum thing
I don't know what you're talking about, but if it's some kind of short story please post it when it's finished, I don't know why but I feel like we're getting less and less stories lately

>> No.21590207

>>21590198
Not him but it's such a pain to write. Nobody understands the inner turmoil of a true artist. Oh woe unto me and others like me!

>> No.21590227

>>21590207
Are you Alp? Either way, shut up and start writing

>> No.21590228

>>21590227
What was the giveaway?

>> No.21590230

>>21590198
1. ill try
2. i was wrong, its called liliths panacea and it allows "no limit" corruption

>> No.21590234
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This thread doesn't need a lich to raise it from the dead but an angel to resurrect it

>> No.21590239

>>21590234
Those jugs are way too heavy for her to fly.

>> No.21590241

>>21590234
I bet that angel with her big tits would bully flat demons

>> No.21590243

>>21590228
I have my ways. Now, shut up and start writing

>>21590230
Eh, sounds promising enough. What kind of story are you aiming for? Adventure?

>> No.21590246

>>21590243
>Now, shut up and start writing
Fine but on your head be it.

>> No.21590247

>>21590241
More like she would accidentally bully them since she is trying her best to be nice and sincere but it comes across as bullying

>> No.21590257

>>21590192
You know that kinda makes a good analog for lich though he needs more science still though I bet the monster girls there would enjoy the concept. Maybe one day those monsters can get their husbando and we can get our waifu PORTALS WHEN

>> No.21590266

>>21589977
then us not liking eachother would be mutual

>> No.21590269

which mg is best for reaching a hateful anon?

>> No.21590274

>>21590269
Mindflayer if you are in the need for fixing him fast

>> No.21590277

>>21590269
Any Eros girl will do. Even the Order can't hate them.

>> No.21590296

>>21590257
Eh, Lich is more of a Dr.Frankenstein than gravekeeper

>> No.21590355

gazerfag has a pretty top notch commission in the works

>> No.21590380

>>21590355
>>21590355
The anal one? The WIPs look amazing.

>> No.21590389

>>21590380
yeah

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>>21589824
Been there, done that

>> No.21590422
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21590422

Pay debts.

>> No.21590440

>>21590422
I don't know, you sure you're my creditor? Something seems off...

>> No.21590454

>>21590422
That's funny I was just writing one of you.

>> No.21590471
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21590471

What sports would different MGs be best at?

>> No.21590488
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21590488

Why did you forget about her?

>> No.21590489

>>21590471
Holsts would be volleyball, basketball, football, and hockey aces right off the bat with a decent chance at track and soccer if the color red is involved.

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>>21590227
>>21590243
You asked for it, now you got it. Here's a Mindflayer story.

https://pastebin.com/me3pFepP

>> No.21590509

>>21590488
I don't I'd love a big titty desert rapist

>> No.21590522
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>>21590422
thicc

>> No.21590530

>>21590488
she's shit

>> No.21590531
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>>21589982
>I'm going to try a ritual that will make me an even more powerful Necromancer!
>Wish me luck senpai!

>> No.21590541

>>21589982
Abs Nee-chan is the cutest undead warrior!

>>21590531
Big
Fat
Mana
Sacks

>> No.21590547

>>21590422
>>21590522
>Passive aggressive Tanuki following you around in her raccoon form until you pay your debts.
>Genrally just getting in the way of things, clawing at your couch, eating your food.
>Waiting until you snap and people see you yelling at a harmless raccoon like a maniac.

Just as planned.

>> No.21590548

>>21590531
>necromancer kouhai feels great power flow through her body
>when the energy subsidies, she notices that the only thing different about herself is that her slim body has become very curvy and plush
Silly kouhai

>> No.21590551

>>21590548
Well, she probably just needs to repeat the ritual a few more times.

3 or 4 should work.

>> No.21590553

>>21590547
she has to come out of that form sooner or later, or else she's not getting any dick

>> No.21590556

>>21590551
>kouhai repeatedly tries to get the ritual to go right
>ends up with a body that looks like some kind of undead fertility goddess

>> No.21590562

>>21590507
Well, this was actually a nice read. Is this a one-shot? Because you know, I'm really into heavy femdoms so I would like to see more of Mindflayers gaining complete control over men, even their minds

>> No.21590563
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>>21590553
Patience, a smart Tanuki always knows how to haggle a better deal from young boyim.

>> No.21590564

>>21590556
See? It's working!
Sure her robes don't....well they never fit but that's not the point.

>> No.21590569

>>21590562
I always wanted to do a space opera, you could say this is me starting up on that. In the grim darkness of the future there are Dark Elf ruled sector space and Dragon empires and other fun things.
And probably a Space Outlaw Anon with his ragtag crew at some point. But for now it's just a man his flayer.

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>>21590556
Your little kouhai isn't so little anymore.

Also she's pretty pale now.

>> No.21590583

>>21590556
Maybe, maybe she'd become fertile?

>> No.21590584

>>21590569
Yeah, I kinda figured that one Anon going crazy about some Dragon Empire and Space Outlaw Anon some threads ago was you. Any progresses?

>> No.21590585

>>21590583
Well, you're certainly gonna have to test that theory. Very thoroughly.

>> No.21590586

>>21590584
To be fair I didn't come up with either of those ideas.
>Any progress?
None whatsoever!

>> No.21590587

>>21590563
Fine, be that way. Stubborn nukis don't get daughters, though.

>> No.21590589
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21590589

I wish i also had yandere moth waifu in my storehouse. What kind of time alternation fuckery is involved in this anyway?

>> No.21590590

>>21590422
OK but only if she buys all my Beetles and Sharks

>> No.21590594

Who’s your favorite underrated MG?
Mine’s Tritonia.

>> No.21590595
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>>21590530
You sure about that?

>> No.21590597

>>21590586
Shut up and start writing

>> No.21590601

>>21590597
But I just wrote that!

>> No.21590604
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I hope Anon runs into a Grizzly Bear who strikes poses and has a Pot Devil soaked with honey as her stand.

>> No.21590605

>>21590604
And what's the name of that stand? Ooh Honey Honey?

>> No.21590606

>>21590594
Humpty egg. She’s my favorite slime after Neuronagos, but it makes since why she isn’t so popular. I’d still love a queen humpty to trap me in a mansion sized egg that is filled with different loli slimes pretending to be soldiers, nurses, teachers, etc.

>> No.21590613

>>21590595
she isn't the worst but i stop at one bite/sting and she gets stab happy

>> No.21590615

>>21590594
The butterfly, Papillion!

>> No.21590623
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>>21590594
Alps. So much sexy potential waiting to be unlocked.

>> No.21590624
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>Holst harem
Imagine essentially getting paid to play with your wives' titties everyday.

>> No.21590691

>>21590624
I can’t imagine a better life, Holstaurs are truly best girl.

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Such a dirty place!

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>>21590691
a life on (and under?) the water!

>> No.21590805

How much time already without new girl?

>> No.21590809

>>21590751
I hate deep water though, if I can’t see or feel the bottom while standing that’s a big nope.

>> No.21590820

>>21590809
Funny Alp just wrote about that shit, did it scare you?

>> No.21590835

>>21590805
KC is busy with his new book and new game, give him some break

>> No.21590838

>>21589327
>>21589328
It was ten at the latest, wasn't it? So there would be a lot of age 8-9 monstergirls that start getting lewd.

>> No.21590848

>>21590708
The new Kikimora Jones movie looks good!

>> No.21590857

>>21590848
Harriet Ford is too old for this! She belongs in a museum herself!

>> No.21590871

>>21590594
Greenworm/Papillion
They’re such good girls and so underrated. I would love nothing more than to take my Monarch Papillion waifu and my five Greenworm daughterus our on picnics and shopping trips.

>> No.21590879

>>21590857
Please, Sylvia Stallone is still doing ‘Ramboner’ movies, why can’t she do another Kiki Jones movie?

>> No.21590883

>>21590594
Merrow.

>> No.21590887

>>21590805
He did warn us and apologize that updates would be infrequent for the foreseeable future.

>> No.21590890

>be married to a big dragon girl
>atop her big, round ass is an equally thick tail
>it's strong enough that a good swing could dent solid steel and can crush an oil drum with ease, yet she mainly uses it to keep you from pulling out while you're pushin' her cushion
Big girls who are gentle with their husbands sound so nice.

>> No.21590939

>>21590820
No I’ve always hated deep water and I don’t think I’ve ever actually read anything by alp.

>> No.21590946

>>21590594
Kitsune-Bi.
They’re everything I like about beastgirls with an extra dimension of funtime.

>> No.21590960

>>21590939
Well don't start now unless you want to read about a guy walking on a narrow beam over water of unknown depth in total darkness.

>> No.21590983

>>21590422
Not until you pay your taxes first.

>> No.21590987

>>21590594
Sahaugin

>> No.21590990

>>21587679
A monster girl fighting game would definitely work.
>Gameplay is fast paced and has many movement option as well as short combos
>Lewdness is baked into every aspect of the game from the idle animations to the supers
>Every character is really unique and most have their own special mechanic
>The roster is full of monster girl except for the MC who is a human man
>The plot is that the MC is a legendary hero on a quest to defeat the demon lord and the other characters are elite monster girls sent to stop him
>Stopping him involves rape and marriage for the most part, because of this the monster girls constantly fight over him
>Finishing arcade mode with a monster girl gets you some lewd pictures of them getting the MC
>Finishing arcade mode under specific conditions gets you the true ending with wedding, pregnancy and family pictures
The roster would have to be small to give each girl the attention they deserve.

>> No.21591002

Cazadores are so underrated. They're hyperactive and will never let go of your cock. It's just that their venom drives you extra horny and you're likely to go limp when they're done with, IF they ever finish at all that is. They'll keep cumming over and over with no end in sight.
Always remember to reinforce your hip bones with adamantium before seducing a Cazador. You're gonna need the support.

>> No.21591010

Theres a dragon
What does she want?
Go and ask

>> No.21591022

>>21591010
Anon's long dick. Nobody else has a dick that long. Not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a realy fucking long dick.

>> No.21591048

>>21591010
There is a Zombie
Look at how cute she stumbles.
A quite moe corpse.

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>>21591010
>>21591048
Why are we suddenly
Speaking in haiku you guys
We are not even Japs

>> No.21591084

Werewolf fuckbuddy. She swallowed your cum, that means something!

>> No.21591090

>>21590990
>nerdy gamer monster always picks the same character as her species
>imagines that the male MC is her crush, Anon, and that she is raping him through her character
>she often masturbates to the pictures of the MC and her character getting married and having kids

>> No.21591093

>>21591010
Tsundere spider
You're a filthy lolicon
She loves you dearly

>>21591054
Remember to have a haiku face-off with your cow teacher.
If you win you get to molest her breasts, if she wins she molests you.

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>>21590890
Tails are great because it's another thing a monster girl can wrap around their husband to show who he belongs to

Damn why are possessive monster girls so good?

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>>21590594
Nereid.

>> No.21591118

When undead invade a town and convert everyone, what happens to the average married couples? When the man’s wife become undead, does she keep her present intelligence but grow lustful, or does she revert fully to “waaaarm” and the husband has to dick her enough to get her back to the way she was?

>> No.21591124

>>21590471
Which species would do well in Baseball?

>> No.21591149

>>21591095
Doughragon!

>> No.21591151

>>21591118
My assumption would be that women who immediately turn undead without going through a period of being a rotting corpse would have a higher starting intelligence as they don't have to use up energy making a bunch of physical repairs. However, they would still probably need a fair amount of sex to stabilize themselves, get used to their new body, etc.

>> No.21591154

>>21591054
Imagine how our waifus will swoon when we tell them we wrote poems for them.

>> No.21591157

>>21591090
Imagine the rape that would happen if her crush cosplayed as the MC.

>> No.21591161

>>21591154
My dad used to tell I need to recite poetry with a rose between my teeth on a moonlit night while the girl sits on a marble bench. Is this how you woo a High Elf?

>> No.21591164

>>21591118
>>21591151
>wife zombifies but retains her intelligence somehow
>she notices all the other men doting on their cute dumb zombiwifes
>after work that day, husband-kun is greeted by his wife wearing nothing but mismatched socks, a ditzy smile and drawling "Waaaaaaaaaarm~"

>> No.21591165

>>21591054
Mogami River
Ah ha Mogami River
Mogami River

>> No.21591166

>>21591161
High Elves, old Vampires, Wights, etc... anyone with an appreciation for the classics.

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>> No.21591169

>>21591161
No, you woo her by giving her three jewels that a pesky Arachne stole from her father. Feanor did nothing wrong.

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>>21591095
Indeed, and I love all the meaning KC gave to succubus tails. One wonders if other monsters with tails have similarly deep lore behind them.

>Their tails generally have a heart-like shape, and when inma experience arousal and desire towards men, their tails waggle in an alluring manner as if to express those feelings. As usual, its sense of pain is dull, but it is an erogenous zone that reacts extremely sensitively when touched, and it's even more sensitive the closer it is to the tip or base, and when squeezed in the hands or taken inside the mouth, the pleasure is said to be equivalent to having the same thing performed on a penis. When corrupting human women, they use it for things like binding a woman by wrapping their long tail around her, or rubbing against her to produce pleasure. On the other hand, the act of wrapping their tail around a man is proof of profound love. A succubus would only gently wrap it around her husband or the man she's considering making into her husband, and wouldn't intentionally let another man touch it. Conversely, when a man touches an unmarried succubus' tail, it will be interpreted by the inma as an invitation for sex to bring the relationship to a deeper level. Touching the heart shaped tip area becomes a thing which is equivalent to courtship behavior and a marriage proposal to a inma.

>When a man they're fond of is in front of them, some succubi assume behaviors like playing with their tail. At a glance, it looks like they're fidgeting because they're embarrassed, but the act of playing with their tail, which is an erogenous zone, is also close to masturbation.

>> No.21591182

>>21591164
>Husband, worried that something happened to her, runs over and hugs her, trying to think of a plan on how to fix her
>She gently bites his shoulder
>”chomp! Just kidding hubby!”

>> No.21591185

>>21591161
My dad told me all I needed to get a girl was a ‘60 Corvette. Which species am I attracting with this thing?

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>>21591169
Fun fact: in Tolkien's earliest version of the Silmarillion, the Noldori were called "gnomes".

>> No.21591210

>>21591185
Mad Hatters.

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>>21591095
I like to imagine loli Dragons and Salamanders having cute short tails because they're still young.

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>> No.21591251

>>21591248
Oh no! Lesbianism!

>> No.21591255

>>21591210
Sweet. Any chance, instead of hosting a tea party, we open up a malt shop?

>> No.21591260

>>21591242
Such tiny wings too, there would be a lot for them to be embarrassed about.

>> No.21591262

>>21591248
So it's true that they put chemicals in the water.
We need good men to fuck the frogs straight.

>> No.21591310

>>21591248
The secret bicorn cabal is behind this.

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>>21591260
A loli dragon probably would be embarassed about a small tail. A loli salamander probably wouldn't even aknowledge it, much like she wouldn't think to be embarassed about walking around in a tiny bikini, and like she would be oblivious to the effects her almost nude body has on a man.

>> No.21591362

The contract is sealed
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=75420741

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>>21591362
Awesome, I think these are the first pics to show the contract crest on the man as well as the demon. If only they showed the crests glowing at some point it'd be perfect (insignia are stated to glow when active/being used).

>> No.21591415

>>21591185

i couldn't afford a corvette so i bought a corvair instead

>> No.21591429

>>21591415
Is that a Pokemon or something?

>> No.21591437

>>21591415
It’s a different look, but with confidence you could pull it off.

>> No.21591446

>>21591437
it's fun, but old cars are a special kind of masochistic hell

>> No.21591482

I want to bring a revolving door of human women back home to meet my single Succubus aunt!
How long until she snaps and makes me a slave to monster pussy?

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>> No.21591507

>>21591497
How vulgar

>> No.21591526

>>21591482
5 minutes.

>> No.21591538

>>21591310
Is there anything they AREN'T behind?

>> No.21591548

>>21583635
>What's going on everybody for First We Feast I'm Sean Evans and you're watching Hot Ones, it's the show with hot monster girls and even hotter wings
>Today we're joined by White Horn-san, you know her from her humanitarian work in Winterstown, crossing guard for the school, and now she's starring in her first movie Ravishing Reindeers
>White Horn-san welcome to the show, how are you with spicy food?

>> No.21591559

>>21590507
I feel cock teased. And not in the good way. Where the mind break lewd at.

>> No.21591561

>>21591548
I’d watch it. What other youtube e celebs would be better if they were MGs?

>> No.21591575

>>21591538
....the second wives?

>> No.21591583

>>21591248
love me some yuri monsterization. Just imagine getting tag teamed by the original and now new monster once they finish.

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>> No.21591618

>>21591561
Wendigo idol group!

>> No.21591632

>>21591618
>people leave their concerts bleeding from the eyes and ears but happy as if nothing is wrong

>> No.21591637

>>21591618
Wasn’t there a greentext about this a while ago?

>> No.21591664

>>21591618
>J-pop songs, but all the lyrics are “awawa” still in time and in key

>> No.21591665

>>21591609
Yucowta

>> No.21591691

>>21591664
Do they dance and wear sexy costumes like actual jpop groups?

>> No.21591734

>>21591172
>Oh, it's that boy!
>Time to schlick in public, no one will know!
I love succs.

>> No.21591746

>>21591665
I've always had trouble telling the difference between those and kimoonos.

>> No.21591760

>>21591609
Do you think she is wearing panties or a bra?

>> No.21591761

>>21591664
Better lyrics than usual Jpop fare!

>> No.21591766

>>21591664
>Cute outfits under the cloaks
Adorable

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>> No.21591776

german monster girl when

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>>21591776

>> No.21591784

>>21591609
Art style looks familiar

>> No.21591794

>>21591781
She can eat my bratwurst if you know what i mean.

>> No.21591801

>>21591776
Are there any German monsters worth turning into a girl?

>> No.21591806

>>21591781
Is this the pinnacle of cutelewd fashion?

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>> No.21591824

>>21591760
>Panties
I imagine she's sophisticated enough not to do show the world her panty line. That'd be almost as bad as panties with a qipao.

>Bra
I imagine that's something holsts would generally prefer to go without outside of special occasions.

>> No.21591847

>>21591776
Holsts are German

>> No.21591855

>>21591809
It's Gazer!

>> No.21591857

>>21591801
changelings (a fairy creature that replaces your child but in pop culture they are considered to be shape-shifters)
krampus (winter demon that punishes children for being naughty)
shellycoats (basically a western kappa)

i wonder what a monster girl version of each of them would be

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Ass.

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>>21591806
Germans can have damn good fashion.
Definitely including “that.”

>> No.21591888

>>21591847
I thought they were American.

>> No.21591897

>>21591857
>creature that replaces your child
>inb4 Sabbath

>> No.21591902

>>21589996
>>21584732
>>21584807
>>21586875
>>21587870
>>21589911
>>21589977
>>21589996
>>21590589
I never really got the appeal of this yandere shit ,
Seems really unhealthy to me.

>> No.21591910

>>21591847
>>21591888
Funny enough, they have German and Dutch roots. It's just the 'holstein' name that refers to those that come from the United States

>> No.21591912

>>21591861
I need THICK and busty barmaids

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>>21591902
>dominant woman for people who are into that
>makes you feel heavily desired
It’s a no-brainer dude.

>> No.21591918

>>21591888
>The first part, "Holst-", comes from the term "Holstein cattle"
>A cattle bred exclusively for Dairy farming.
>Originating from the Dutch provinces of North Holland and Friesland, and Schleswig-Holstein in Northern Germany and Jutland.

>> No.21591946

>>21591760
You don't wear undergarments with kimonos.

>> No.21591953

>>21591915
They are too insecure for me.

>> No.21591964

>>21591809
Who made this?

>> No.21591969

>>21591915
Cant you have that without the crazy?

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>> No.21591981

>>21591860
Why is it that exotic skin colors make butts look so tasty?
I could eat out blue ass all day long.

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