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Anonymous Sat Feb 28 05:34:04 2009 No.2157935 [DELETED]

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>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 05:38:04 2009 No.2157949 Anon in the future.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 05:38:04 2009 No.2157948 Soon daddy will put on his rape face

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 05:40:04 2009 No.2157955 >>2157949 Having a daughter would imply that actually getting some; it's not oldfag anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 05:41:04 2009 No.2157958 >>2157955 "oldfag" anon already has plenty of kids from all the rape sprees in his golden days

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 05:41:04 2009 No.2157959 So.. where is the rest.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 05:42:04 2009 No.2157962 >>2157949 Not true. When I get a loli daughter, she will be calling me papa.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 05:46:04 2009 No.2157969 File: 488 KB, 985x1400, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 05:48:04 2009 No.2157973 >>2157969 he looks kinda like my dad ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 05:49:04 2009 No.2157975 >>2157969 see >>2157949

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 05:49:04 2009 No.2157977 >>2157969 WHAT? No, fuck this story.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 05:50:04 2009 No.2157978 >>2157969 トントン

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 05:50:04 2009 No.2157980 She saves him, right? Right? ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 05:51:04 2009 No.2157983 File: 480 KB, 985x1400, 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 05:51:04 2009 No.2157985 >>2157977 I'm still holding out hope for ghost sex end.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 05:55:04 2009 No.2157993 File: 111 KB, 412x1226, 1227775066220.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 05:58:04 2009 No.2158006 http://rapidshare.com/files/203377326/_SaHa__Hatch_-_Comic_Ped__English_.rar

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 06:01:04 2009 No.2158012 ...Oh. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 06:01:04 2009 No.2158014 >>2157985 Best part about ghost sex: - no chance of pregnacy

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 06:03:04 2009 No.2158016 >>2158014 But what if I want ghost loli children? ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 06:04:04 2009 No.2158021 File: 639 KB, 1987x1396, alice8731.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 06:05:04 2009 No.2158024 >>2158016 You need to make a living loli before making a ghost loli. It would be rediculous if humans and ghosts could cross-breed; you'd end up with, like, a half-ghost or something.

>>	Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. Sat Feb 28 06:06:04 2009 No.2158026 >>2158016 You kill some lolis and adopt the ghosts.

>>	Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. Sat Feb 28 06:07:04 2009 No.2158027 File: 141 KB, 482x663, 351053.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2158024

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 06:12:04 2009 No.2158041 >>2158027 No, her father was a half-ghost, so her mother must also be a half-ghost. As far as we know, it's half-ghosts all the way back.

>>	Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. Sat Feb 28 06:14:04 2009 No.2158050 File: 264 KB, 712x712, 1103726.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2158041 So how was his grandgradgrandfather created?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 06:21:04 2009 No.2158068 >>2157969 Fuck this shit, I'm outta here. Also,fuck you too OP. Next time you'd better give us a clue of what the fuck you're posting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 06:22:04 2009 No.2158072 >>2158050 He burst fully grown from the belly of Yatoon the giant ox of the frozen north.

>>	Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. Sat Feb 28 06:23:04 2009 No.2158079 >>2158072 I think you mean he grew from the head of an troll that guarded the golden fleece.

Anonymous Sat Feb 28 06:25:04 2009 No.2158091

>>2158041

It's possible that it just started with some necromancer ripping his soul out of his body to become half-dead.

Then whenever he had a child it would have it's soul ripped out naturally.

Remember, a half ghost ISN'T a species crossbreed of human and ghost, just a human with a separation of Soul and Body.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 06:27:04 2009 No.2158100 >>2158079 He was concieved in a lotus flower floating in a puddle of his own semen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 07:18:04 2009 No.2158231 File: 464 KB, 985x1400, 060.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Delicious.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 07:39:04 2009 No.2158277 I don't understand, why did her father kill himself?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 07:55:04 2009 No.2158301 >>2158231 Does this end in sex?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 07:56:04 2009 No.2158302 >>2158301 Actually, it does.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 09:00:04 2009 No.2158541 >>2157935 I was fairly confused by the storyline in this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 09:02:04 2009 No.2158551 >>2158541 Same here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 11:24:04 2009 No.2159088 >>2158231 Best story in that was the one with the water balloon.

Anonymous Sat Feb 28 11:28:04 2009 No.2159098

>>2157949
My daughter will get blackmailed and gang-raped? FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 11:33:04 2009 No.2159116 File: 29 KB, 369x575, 1218990657613.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2157935 >>2157969

>>	Suika !IbukiozMj2 Sat Feb 28 11:37:04 2009 No.2159133 >>2158014 Worst part.

Anonymous Sat Feb 28 11:50:04 2009 No.2159171

I want a daughter.

I'd buy her expensive clothes, make her laugh, comfort her whenever she was down, let her ride on my shoulders when she's tired, make all of her friends think i'm the coolest dad ever (not just think, I WILL BE) and most of all, i'd love her.

All I ask in return is hot incest.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 11:51:04 2009 No.2159178 This is now part of my can't-fap-to-that-ever-again-triumvirate. Together with "On the other side of the wall" and "Orphanage of Darkness".

Anonymous Sat Feb 28 11:56:04 2009 No.2159197

>>2159171
>make all of her friends think i'm the coolest dad ever
Don't even fucking think about shit like that. Back when I was in high school my dad would make me look like a fucking cock by riding around the campus on his goddamn skateboard (bright red helmet, kneepads and elbowpads in tow) in an effort to make himself more popular with 'the bros'.

He made me lose what little fucking social standing I had. I fucking hate people like you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 12:00:04 2009 No.2159218 >>2159197 [Witty remark]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 12:01:04 2009 No.2159221 >>2159171 >make all of her friends think i'm the coolest dad ever Impossible. There is nothing cool about showing off to kids when you're 30+.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 12:04:04 2009 No.2159233 >>2159197 I dunno, I'd brush it off as a kinda wacky but cool-ish guy.

Anonymous Sat Feb 28 12:06:04 2009 No.2159238
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>>2159171
The best way to do this would be to teach them how to find porn and stuff for free without getting computer aids. Children are major culprits when it comes to contracting computer aids.

http://torrentfreak.com/inside-the-mind-of-a-9-year-old-file-sharer-071021/

Anonymous Sat Feb 28 12:12:04 2009 No.2159251

>>2159197
>>2159221
Being a cool parent doesn't mean acting like a jackass.

I've known plenty of cool parents as a kid, the closest they generally came to trying to fit in though was playing video games with us, and they generally knew what they were doing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 12:16:04 2009 No.2159266 >>2159251 Not to mention, with this geek generation, parents will probably be more "freaks" than their kids. Imagine /a/, /v/ and /co/ in 15-20 years, with children.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 12:21:04 2009 No.2159284 >>2159266 Molestation end.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 12:48:04 2009 No.2159418 >>2159266 When i'm not on the internet i'm a pretty normal guy, aside from my interest in Japan. Screw you, nigger.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 12:54:04 2009 No.2159445 >>2159197 Back when I was in high school I would sleep in a dorm all week. I would've rather had your situation.

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