Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Sat Jun 22 04:24:38 2019 No.21565041 [Reply] [Original]

In the summertime when the weather is fine

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 04:24:48 2019 No.21565043 Bully the shorties!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 04:25:12 2019 No.21565047 >>21565043 How do you do this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 04:26:36 2019 No.21565053 >>21565047 No life with nothing to do at midnight

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 04:27:17 2019 No.21565055 >>21565053 No I mean the bullying.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 04:27:18 2019 No.21565056 Dark Mages are love!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 04:28:46 2019 No.21565063 >>21565055 Ask a big monster girl to bully you then repeat what she did to you to a shortstack. >>21565056 But they're selfish and perverted, that can't be true love.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 04:33:26 2019 No.21565080 File: 258 KB, 1516x2048, DFH0N1vUMAAIGCA.jpeg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] New thread already? Guess it's summer

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 04:34:42 2019 No.21565084
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>>21565063
>Ask a big monster girl to bully you then repeat what she did to you to a shortstack.
But wouldn't that mean you're in a committed relationship with a big monster girl?
Remember the golden rule bro- more than 1 waifu will destroy your pelvi... I mean, waifu

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 04:35:47 2019 No.21565088 File: 80 KB, 400x320, 1485405229273.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21565080 There must always be a thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 04:37:56 2019 No.21565094 >>21565080 >That puny looking tail Is this what happens to mofu when it gets wet? What a sad state of affairs. >>21565084 Two is perfectly manageable, three is possible too. Four wives and up is when you start going wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 04:46:01 2019 No.21565128 File: 370 KB, 991x863, 1559456023643.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that shortstacks instinctively heart-pupil when carried.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 04:53:47 2019 No.21565154 File: 58 KB, 600x600, __original_drawn_by_natsu_no_koucha__266b62d746926db8cdfaad3e04525d7d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21565094 Hey, it's quite rude to point out, you know. They can get very self-conscious about it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 05:03:51 2019 No.21565181 >>21565063 >But they're selfish and perverted True, but I still love my waifu all the same!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 05:19:46 2019 No.21565240 I want to bully the weather for being too hot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 05:27:38 2019 No.21565266 >>21565128 But liches can already fly, isn't carrying them rather pointless?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 05:42:52 2019 No.21565305 File: 173 KB, 1347x716, zzz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 05:52:25 2019 No.21565346 >>21565128 Will she keep heartpupilling when used as a melee weapon? Asking for a friend.

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 06:01:40 2019 No.21565378
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So I don't waste time: what is the clear definition of Boobhus?
> Is it "BOOB+Huge=BOOBHUS"?
Also googled only got messed up results

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 06:03:11 2019 No.21565382 >>21565378 Touhou characters with boobs, how is this hard to understand

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 06:03:40 2019 No.21565385 File: 106 KB, 736x1048, DlJAInlU4AA1bNL.jpg orig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21565378 2hus + boobs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 06:08:37 2019 No.21565400 >>21565088 >That Bear What a disgrace.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 06:10:24 2019 No.21565408 >>21565400 What's that down your pants, Christopher Robin?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 06:13:20 2019 No.21565419 File: 88 KB, 320x427, 52fdbe51cc14fcf910f0198e_58a02ee42bed47be0ecd14fc_320.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21565382 Well "I" DIDN'T > geeze... Now it all makes sense

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 06:17:42 2019 No.21565428 >>21565419 It's okay. 2hus and boobs are a bit of a stretch anyway. Loli + boobs, those sure go together. Uh huh.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 06:21:30 2019 No.21565441 File: 198 KB, 960x720, TqNl9Y6B_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21565428 No they don't. Lolis should be flat! FLAT!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 06:22:06 2019 No.21565444 >>21565441 Why is every reply of yours a new IP, and stop with the random images

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 06:24:31 2019 No.21565451 >>21565444 Because I'm not him?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 06:24:42 2019 No.21565453 >>21565444 Not him but how is a baphomet irrelevant to a post saying lol is should be flat

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 06:26:03 2019 No.21565457 >>21565453 >lol is Fucking auto correct.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 06:30:08 2019 No.21565473 >>21565408 Bear please, you've had too much mead.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 06:46:20 2019 No.21565531 File: 519 KB, 2630x4096, 1561200380501.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Consider this: Surrender.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 06:50:27 2019 No.21565541 >>21565531 I wouldn't mind surrendering to the demon army. I'll even help them!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 06:50:32 2019 No.21565542 >>21565531 Consider this: What?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 06:51:56 2019 No.21565547 >>21565531 I don't know what that is but I'm not going down without a fight!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 07:05:40 2019 No.21565593 >>21565531 >"You're gonna get a harem whether you like it or not!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 07:08:23 2019 No.21565600 >>21565593 >they are all big girls Poor little anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 07:18:07 2019 No.21565635 >>21565531 Legendary Bicorn! Very powerful!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 07:41:38 2019 No.21565734 >>21565043 would it be too much trouble to stop this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 07:42:12 2019 No.21565739 File: 179 KB, 850x1112, __danua_granblue_fantasy_drawn_by_eu03__sample-5a30afd06a215f9db6b5f7bbe46d1b7c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21565041

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 07:45:21 2019 No.21565757 File: 218 KB, 650x713, __mattie_ego_trigger_and_etc_drawn_by_eu03_and_matsu_sensei__9aa9c68fe6e3d49113b0412762135a90.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 07:46:48 2019 No.21565764 >>21565734 Far too much trouble to even try at this point.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 07:52:08 2019 No.21565781 >>21565128 People think she's blushing because she's being bridal carried. But the truth is that guy has a Demon Lord level weapon in his pants.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 07:55:12 2019 No.21565788 >>21565781 i thought she was just black out drunk

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 07:59:27 2019 No.21565799 File: 395 KB, 1125x1500, 1535264075245.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21565781 All shortstacks deep down must want to be split like a log by a big human boy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 08:00:53 2019 No.21565804 >>21565799 I wonder if shortstacks bully other shortstacks with short/shota hubbies

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 08:05:22 2019 No.21565821 >>21565804 >"He probably has to use a step stool like you." >"Pff, I bet he can't even lift you off the ground with his dick."

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 08:06:13 2019 No.21565827 >>21565757 Should I touch the cow, dare I say it, now?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 08:06:42 2019 No.21565830 >>21565799 The fate of all potatoes and short stacks is to be either mating pressed into the floor, split like a log, or having their horns grabbed and used as a pogo stick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 08:10:22 2019 No.21565847 Reminder that the 'pure' girls are really the most perverted.

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 08:10:41 2019 No.21565848

>>21564056
If Yetis came into our world the Sasquatch/Yeti hunters would be disappointed, it's a cuddly, calm girl instead of a scary 10ft tall beast that lumbers around. I'm sure all of the Yetis would be happy to get their photo taken by these hunters and start posing for them, confusing them even more

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 08:11:47 2019 No.21565851 >>21565848 'squatch is smart. You're not hunting it; it's hunting you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 08:11:55 2019 No.21565853 >>21565830 What about grabbing them by the horns and fucking them from behind against a window or glass wall as her bare breasts and pleasure-twisted face are visible to anyone passing by?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 08:13:53 2019 No.21565862 member when you first got into monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 08:15:05 2019 No.21565867 >>21565799 Sometimes they go after weak and pathetic human boys. But the laws of the universe will warp and they'll soon be hung like a horse.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 08:15:21 2019 No.21565868 >>21565862 Not really, no. Was there a time when at least mermaids and elves weren't a part of my life?

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 08:20:56 2019 No.21565882

>>21565853
That's also good but one of the best ones is doing that scenario and having some mild stomach distention so she'll be bow legged in the morning and passerby have to see that huge, thick manlog splitting her in half while you fill her with CHILD.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 08:21:15 2019 No.21565883 >>21565862 lets take a stroll down memory lane. https://archived.moe/a/thread/11212963/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 08:22:27 2019 No.21565886 File: 543 KB, 1300x1215, selmenella.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I forget Was there any comment on something like demon silver knuckle dusters and similar weapons?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 08:24:12 2019 No.21565890 >>21565883 >There was a time were the thread was content with just posting the MG entries Those were simpler days.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 08:25:17 2019 No.21565893 >>21565890 back when I thought I had a future

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 08:32:06 2019 No.21565913 >>21565886 Hell if I know. But there should be. I'm gonna do something on that when my buzz levels out. What are you thinking so far, my flatpai?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 08:32:29 2019 No.21565915 >>21565041 I want to dick this lizard straight

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 08:34:12 2019 No.21565919 >>21565915 I think you're gonna need some fine demon silver knuckledusters for that. Gotta make a good impression, y'know?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 08:36:11 2019 No.21565925 File: 80 KB, 571x727, Magic Trick.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Look! No hands!

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 08:37:24 2019 No.21565929

>>21565804
>>21565821
>be afflicted with height deficiency
>slutty shortstacks mock you for your manlethood
>oneesans find you too adorable and thus will never take you seriously
>motherly types think you're some kind of lost child
>take up dungeoneering because you never really get into fights
>boss monsters hand you over free treasure like you're some kind of off-season trick-or-treater
>it's actually really profitable
>get scouted by a shortstack tanuki who realizes what's going on
>offers to pay for travel, lodging, and food for dungeons in faraway, dangerous places, for a small split of the profit
>this is probably the first time a girl has been interested in you, but you're not really fond of tanuki
>however, you know they can't turn down a good deal
>tell her you'll pay for your own lodging (monster inns let you stay for free anyway), and double her share of the profit for some oral
>specify that deepthroating must be involved
>she gives you a smug "are you serious?" look, before mulling it over and eventually accepting
>take her to a love hotel
>buy a room for the two of you (the inn keeper is so proud that you've already found love)
>she eagerly pulls down your pants
>realizes her mistake
>footlong megadong springs forth
>she tries to slow things down with intimate, cuddly foreplay, hoping to soften it up a bit
>you only get harder
>can tell that the regret is setting in just by looking at her face
>can barely get the tip into her tiny mouth
>slowly pushes herself further down, but struggles with the gag reflex
>starts getting all teary-eyed
>eventually makes it all the way down
>it took her eight minutes to make it this far
>looking at you expectantly
>feel pretty bad for her, so you tell her she did great, and the deal was done
>on the way out, she's clinging very tightly to your arm
>"you know, if you want to do that again... it'll be free of charge."

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 08:37:31 2019 No.21565930 >>21565925 Dumb boobs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 08:40:12 2019 No.21565937 >>21565883 that reminds me, touhou use to be the mlp of 4chan for a while, what changed everyone's attitude toward it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 08:42:07 2019 No.21565946 >>21565937 It got moved to /jp

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 08:43:51 2019 No.21565957 >>21565946 thats not it, the horse shit got its own board and that changed no ones opinion on it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 08:45:13 2019 No.21565966 >>21565957 Don't know what to tell you, because that is, in fact, "it".

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 08:45:51 2019 No.21565969 >>21565957 Because at the end of the day, touhou fans just like cute girls while mlp fans want to fuck literal horses.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 08:46:08 2019 No.21565971 >>21565883 No way you're from back then faggot, you've joined the community yesterday after stumbling upon Monster Girl Island.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 08:47:10 2019 No.21565979 >>21565957 Ponie-fags aren't people. 2hus like Hat girls and foxes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 08:47:41 2019 No.21565981 >>21565971 >Monster Girl Island. isn't that in of itself an old vaporware game?

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 08:49:49 2019 No.21565992
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>>21565925
That looks physiologically and anatomically impossible. Boobs don't work that way; as they're mostly fat deposits, not muscle. Hmm. Must be Big to counterbalance that heavy weapon. Big pervhand detected.

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 08:50:21 2019 No.21565994

>>21565862
I'd casually liked pictures for a while but the "first" time I really got into them was shortly before that certain reveal in truckercore. Those were weird times but for some reason I decided to stick around and made the threads my home.
My favourites don't resemble what they were back then in the slightest but I'll always have a fondness for Manticores and Weresheep.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 08:51:39 2019 No.21565997 >>21565971 >projecting this hard Is it that difficult to believe the thread has genuine oldfags?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 08:53:08 2019 No.21566006 >>21565997 Yeah, because it doesn't.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 08:54:00 2019 No.21566007 >>21565971 wouldn't know how to prove it to you , I mean I have old trip codes, but the hash for tripcodes that was hacked back in 2010 and changed all of them from then on.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 08:54:04 2019 No.21566008 File: 400 KB, 674x832, 1430064646774.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You haven't read Shakespeare 'till you've read it in the original Quenya.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 08:56:13 2019 No.21566018 >>21566006 Guess you're not including yourself either? Just because it's new doesn't mean everyone else is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 08:58:41 2019 No.21566029 >>21566006 What are you babbling about? I've been in these threads since around the time Rachne was introduced in the EMG manga.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 09:02:00 2019 No.21566038 >>21566008 Is that the version that changed Romeo and Juliet's death scene?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 09:03:24 2019 No.21566045 >>21566038 You mean them dying in bed together at the age of 5000, surrounded by generations of their progeny?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 09:03:34 2019 No.21566047 i want to be kidnapped by onis and be forced to fucked their loli onis first before fucking the big onis

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 09:03:56 2019 No.21566049
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>>21566008
>Quenya
Probably, no one reads it due to the complexity.
There are better languages to read it in.
Allow me to recommend julius caesar in one of the undertongues.
Kind of you to suggest it though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 09:04:08 2019 No.21566050 >>21566008 I remember using the phrase "Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon" without realizing that was a title of a ln

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 09:04:19 2019 No.21566051 >>21565929 It IS canon that some sabbath hubbies look like shotas, so this scenario would be surprisingly common

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 09:12:58 2019 No.21566094 File: 246 KB, 1073x1043, gee it sure is ded around here.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21566049 >reading fan fiction written a millenium and a half after the fact >not reading the Commentarii in Greek and Latin Absolvtely plebeian.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 09:16:30 2019 No.21566112 File: 1.20 MB, 2376x1504, 1449137622794.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21566094 What is "read"?

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 09:19:30 2019 No.21566128
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>>21565969
>horsefucking
Me personally, no. But ye old angst princess is apparently just that darn appealing, no matter her outer form. The sweet dark mother has found many new adherents.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 09:24:43 2019 No.21566165 >>21566047 >Ok anon, listen up. >First, you're going to be used by the petite onis, then the larger onis, then the petite onis again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 09:26:00 2019 No.21566171 >>21565937 >>21565957 >>21565969 >>21565979 >>21566128 Reminder that KDF is a ponyfag among his other reprehensible fetishes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 09:27:02 2019 No.21566176 >>21566171 Not even the worst fetish any writefag has, to be honest.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 09:27:56 2019 No.21566182 File: 1.55 MB, 2213x1139, storytime.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21566112 I thought all dragons were raised by fairy storytellers?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 09:28:20 2019 No.21566183 File: 1.78 MB, 1920x1080, 74998354_p7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 09:29:05 2019 No.21566188 File: 497 KB, 1021x1122, Wallah_Houri_by_Nav.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21566094 >using non-modular mathematics >man on man on olive tree erotica >aristocracy founded on slave labor I guess getting one out of three isn't THAT bad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 09:31:18 2019 No.21566203 >>21566188 >permanent heart pupils How do worshippers of Eros actually get out of bed often enough to get anything done? If I was married to her I'd spend all my time trying to impregnate her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 09:32:54 2019 No.21566210 >>21566203 Easy. They get pregnant

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 09:32:57 2019 No.21566211 What is it that makes blue skin the best?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 09:35:00 2019 No.21566219 >>21566210 But then I'd spend all of my time fucking her increasingly sexy pregnant body!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 09:35:20 2019 No.21566222 File: 493 KB, 845x1400, h680JDKd_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21566211 The world may never know.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 09:38:06 2019 No.21566231 File: 199 KB, 704x906, 1561210686479.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21566203 Oh that's easy. We take turns and one of us does other things, (like have a nice healthy snack) while waiting to switch again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 09:42:54 2019 No.21566248 File: 86 KB, 1000x1000, D5qrdXVXkAAtsT7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 09:48:00 2019 No.21566267 File: 98 KB, 560x420, RJ256174_img_smp2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is your domestic servant for today.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 09:48:22 2019 No.21566270 >>21566248 I once saw two cats start fucking. I know what to do next.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 09:48:36 2019 No.21566271 File: 1.43 MB, 1165x1144, Unicorn_by_monorus.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21566171 >KDF is the only ponyfag here Uh huh.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 09:51:18 2019 No.21566277 >>21566270 Have my fine new maid >>21566267 hose her down with slime?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 09:54:26 2019 No.21566293 >>21566267 As long as it's domesticated, I dont have to worry about her attacking me for natural-made foods

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 09:56:07 2019 No.21566299 File: 125 KB, 1125x987, 527aZceg_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21566271 Not that kind of pony

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 09:56:09 2019 No.21566300 >>21565041 maybe

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 09:57:26 2019 No.21566307 >>21566267 A slime meido? Wouldn't she 'gloop' everywhere?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 09:58:37 2019 No.21566310 >>21566188 If only getting a Houri wasnt such a pain

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 10:00:44 2019 No.21566324 >>21566299 Thing about nightmares is they never give up. You'll keep having pleasant dreams until you do something about it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 10:03:05 2019 No.21566332 File: 1014 KB, 3053x3953, 69617438_p6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21566300 No, definitely.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 10:10:14 2019 No.21566366 File: 679 KB, 2962x4092, 1561212614356.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21566310 There's a reward program for everyone. What you get depends on what virtues you cultivate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 10:10:48 2019 No.21566369 lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 10:12:45 2019 No.21566376 File: 244 KB, 613x611, 7uSuDMpe_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21566369 What's so funny?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 10:12:46 2019 No.21566377 File: 56 KB, 449x415, laughing Kitty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21566332 >the gold tooth

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 10:18:05 2019 No.21566407 File: 264 KB, 1047x924, __jabberwock_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_ramenwarwok__b11a54b75a8a5028c38bec9e0d36603e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21566377 Obviously that tentacle has a poor diet.

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 10:21:02 2019 No.21566423
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>>21565971
I remember when you had to reload the entire page to see the new replies, there were no (you)s or scripts for hovering the mouse over replies,you had to hover to the top and type a reply and posting sent you to the front page, sage was visible and abused like a downvote system it was put an email field that no one ever used for anything else, you had to use /rs/ or wurmnight for hentai and one Manga for manga, I remember moot, I remember how the site was hacked via a dns hijack and how he was nonchalant about it responding to the hackers demands by saying he was going to go eat soup instead, I remember the wikipedia spam, I remember meido, I remember easymodo and how ghostposting during down times was comfy meta time ,I remember the nightly ronery threads, I remember the textboards, I remember when fansubs dominated and CR was not a pay site or officially sanctioned in any way and simply streamed fansubed stuff, I remember when reddit didn't exist and the site people told you to go back to was gaiaonline , I remember taiga and lanced jack
oh and frames I remember those.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 10:23:16 2019 No.21566443 >>21565862 I've had a vague interest in MGs years before coming here at least but then I stumbled across this place while browsing /jp/, realized what my true favorite monster girl was and the rest is history.

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 10:27:19 2019 No.21566463
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>>21566377
>gold tooth
It's a method acting prop. She's getting the nerve together to pimp out jabberfag. Gonna turn him out to stack that paper, dawg.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 10:27:54 2019 No.21566465 File: 290 KB, 600x338, cerea winking.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21565969 I'd fuck a centuars horse part.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 10:29:35 2019 No.21566474 File: 261 KB, 1200x1600, D7k2gxFXYAE4hGf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lolis with meaty thighs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 10:31:37 2019 No.21566482 File: 383 KB, 690x1200, 66418098_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21566474 What about them?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 10:33:19 2019 No.21566491 File: 105 KB, 635x903, __bicorn_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_kenkou_cross_and_orange_mikanbako_moriawase__09d027d43503b1ae6674df7825a2107a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21566465

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 10:38:30 2019 No.21566514 File: 321 KB, 1009x1562, buiGD7M3_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >new Gen story has a centaur with frontpussy >it ends right as the dude starts fucking her

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 10:39:17 2019 No.21566517

>>21566366
>sign up for a couple of reward programs
>you quickly rack up a sizeable amount of stamps in your favourite places, Heavenly Confectionaries and Satan's Grill
>one day you wake up to muffled shouting outside your bedroom
>outside there's a Houri and a Devil wearing their company uniforms, furiously arguing over whose "reward" you get to claim first
>you only wanted a free t-shirt

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 10:39:59 2019 No.21566519
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>>21566474
>>21566482
Most meaty thighed lolis ever. So much that I'm actually tempted to non metaphorically eat one at the moment. I wouldn't, but my pizza meter is low.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 10:41:43 2019 No.21566525 >>21566519 >ywn bully a shortstack shetland centaur

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 10:43:41 2019 No.21566538 File: 173 KB, 1271x1097, 1559919592538.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21565041

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 10:49:05 2019 No.21566571 File: 474 KB, 1104x1619, 1538331390517.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder: Join the bug empire. We include all manner of invertebrates! Cool uniforms and a nifty commemorative pen if you surrender and sign up in the next ten minutes!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 10:49:22 2019 No.21566573 File: 356 KB, 1600x1133, C4CV5LyUEAIRJsf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 10:51:31 2019 No.21566590 >>21566407 That's a big burg

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 10:51:58 2019 No.21566595
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>>21566299
After all of those sweet dreams, you'd better take responsibility.
>>21566525
I know, dude. Pizza can help fill the horse shaped hole around your cock. But not in a weird way though, it's a metaphor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 10:52:03 2019 No.21566596 >>21566571 Whoaa

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 10:52:25 2019 No.21566598 What girl is the best for therapy and why is it Owl Mage?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 10:55:04 2019 No.21566616 File: 2.19 MB, 1910x2003, 1543760792455.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21566596 This could be yours, anon. All you have to do is sign the dotted line!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 10:55:22 2019 No.21566617 >>21566598 I mean, mindflayers can literally re-program your brain. Kind of OP for therapy. Although I figure you'd want to check that your therapist is married, or else you might get a wife from your "treatment"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 10:56:50 2019 No.21566625 >>21566598 https://youtu.be/YLSNjs_WYr0

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 10:56:53 2019 No.21566626 >>21566617 >go to mindflayer for help with your depression >check that she's married before letting her tentacle you >when she's done, you feel elated >you are a brand new man, and you confidently thank her and ask for her daughter's hand in marriage

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 10:57:42 2019 No.21566630 File: 376 KB, 1083x835, lgSVntC3_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21566617 They're also soft!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 10:59:26 2019 No.21566640 >>21566598 cuz dork pussy is the cure for any mental ailment and problem

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 11:00:09 2019 No.21566644

>>21566630
>neighbour mindflayer family has a daughter with a crush on you
>constantly tries to use her tentacles on you
>however, they are too small to reach anything, and just ends up tickling your face
>you take advantage of the situation and endlessly molest her soft cheeks
They are best when they are small, harmless and cute

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 11:01:05 2019 No.21566651 >>21566598 >Lich therapist >"Have you considered undeath?"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 11:03:19 2019 No.21566657 >>21566651 >See, you have a condition we call "Breathing" >I know you have lived your whole life with it, you are very brave >You don't have to endure it anymore, just swallow this suspicious concoction and sign this marriage contract

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 11:05:48 2019 No.21566673 >>21566171 I don't believe you

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 11:08:58 2019 No.21566686 >>21566651 Becoming undead sounds counter-intuitive for someone with depression

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 11:10:03 2019 No.21566694 File: 223 KB, 453x946, 47401975_p7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 11:16:24 2019 No.21566722 >>21566598 >tell my therapist about monster girls >suddenly always booked and not able to make appointments

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 11:16:48 2019 No.21566726 >>21566657 I want a lich therapist now

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 11:19:59 2019 No.21566739 File: 2.69 MB, 1920x1080, 75356905_p6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You can stand under my umbrella-ella-ella

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 11:22:25 2019 No.21566754 [SPOILER]

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>>21566517
>signed up for reward program
>didn't read the contract
>Didn't Read
They've stopped arguing, you shouldn't have let them compare notes. Now no one is getting any clothing, of any kind. Ever. I hope you're happy now. Enjoy your new mandatory naturalistic lifestyle. Who am I kidding? Obviously you will, you pantsless weirdo.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 11:29:10 2019 No.21566786 File: 497 KB, 1050x1050, 1484131203851.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21566598 Any mofu girl would be a good therapist, they would just smother you with their mofu until you're better

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 11:30:26 2019 No.21566792 File: 238 KB, 1200x1697, Nice+legs+daisy+dukes+makes+a+man+go_80740b_7151747.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 11:30:31 2019 No.21566793 >>21566299 KDF is a Ponyfag, Ace is a headpatfag, and Bollocks is an unabashed furfag/scalie. Not exactly news my guy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 11:31:12 2019 No.21566800 Why are there so few of Mindflayer fics? I have to actually go to KC's site to at least find them and even then there are only 20 of them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 11:33:10 2019 No.21566809 >>21566800 Seems like a question that answers itself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 11:33:59 2019 No.21566814 >>21566809 ???

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 11:35:33 2019 No.21566826 File: 366 KB, 1000x1000, 1550011354944.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Slimes trying to wear clothing What next a centaur wearing pants?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 11:36:12 2019 No.21566829 >>21566814 There are few minflayer fics because there are only 20 of them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 11:36:24 2019 No.21566831 File: 93 KB, 807x800, 74628480_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Big brown succs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 11:36:27 2019 No.21566832 >>21566800 Some girls just aren't popular. There's plenty of girls that these threads care about that get ignored in Japan too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 11:36:33 2019 No.21566833 >>21566814 If the Japanese aren't interested in her there's not going to be much art, unless you start commissioning art yourself

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 11:36:56 2019 No.21566836 >>21566826 >[muffled Nureonago noises]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 11:37:27 2019 No.21566840 File: 73 KB, 509x573, 74721824_p48.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21566829 Go to bed wurm-chan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 11:37:55 2019 No.21566843 >>21566833 She said fics not pics

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 11:39:25 2019 No.21566849 File: 464 KB, 2080x1170, Succubus10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21566831 >Succubus acts slutty >Is actually a total virgin

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 11:40:11 2019 No.21566857 File: 123 KB, 900x1200, GRFLgZuJ_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21566843 >She said >She

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 11:41:54 2019 No.21566868

>>21566800
If there isn't content you want, you should make some. Slap some plots together and ask around. Rub some words all over each other. Use extra participles if you're feeling freaky. This sort of thing is generally why anons should be friendly to writefags, duh. Too bad no one actually heeds that advice besides writefags.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 11:42:09 2019 No.21566870 >>21566832 Actually, those 20 stories have quite a number of views and upvotes as well, it's almost on par with really famous MGs like Inaris or Vampires. It doesn't seem like they are being completely ignored, and I found it strange

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 11:44:55 2019 No.21566881 File: 160 KB, 706x1000, 75352185_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 11:45:44 2019 No.21566886 >>21566868 I would have tried, if my first language was actually English or Japanese.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 11:46:33 2019 No.21566892 >>21566870 Apologies, I meant popular with writers. Guess there's a fan base for them but the people who make content aren't into them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 11:46:49 2019 No.21566893 >>21565734 Thread culture, you new is showing

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 11:47:47 2019 No.21566896 >>21566886 Nothing is stopping you from doing it in your native language. What is it if you don't mind me asking?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 11:48:23 2019 No.21566903 >>21566892 I learned all kinds of new things about Illithids after seeing the Baldur's Gate 3 trailer and would not be opposed to writing about Flayers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 11:48:54 2019 No.21566904 File: 188 KB, 1200x1200, Fishy+concoction+httpswwwdeviantartcomivyalivehttpswwwinstagramcomivyalivehttpswwwivydolamorecomhome_16680e_7150949.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mermaid dark mage

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 11:53:24 2019 No.21566932 >>21566892 Not him. The problem with M.flayers is that they almost mandate strong psychological elements in a story. As a somewhat introspective-style writefag, I'll just say that the approach has less broad appeal than some might think.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 11:54:09 2019 No.21566934 >>21566598 Girls that specialize in pharmacomancy and know Medical Healing would make for great therapists.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 11:56:11 2019 No.21566947 File: 572 KB, 1112x1400, 1526263009161.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21566474 >Lolis with meaty thighs. Cute warrior lolis with sexy bodies in microbikinis or tiny loincloths

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 11:56:46 2019 No.21566952 File: 1.20 MB, 2048x2048, 1532123172645.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no wake-up blowjobs from your elf momster

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 11:57:12 2019 No.21566953 File: 438 KB, 1280x720, Massive hotness, with tentacles.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21566904 I know of a squid witch.

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 11:59:33 2019 No.21566969

>>21566896
Eh, I don't feel like sharing it because I'm certain there are only one or two if not none at all users with my nationality in this thread and by disclosing it I feel like I make myself stand out, which I don't want to. Anyway the point is even if I write something in my first language there isn't place at all to share it. I mean, it's kinda obvious I would have just used that place at the first place if there were one, isn't it?

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 11:59:35 2019 No.21566970

>>21566903
You should try it anon, I'd love to read a good flayer story.
>>21566932
That's the problem with a lot of the chaos girls I think, especially if the male transformation happens in the story. Taking into account the change in mindset that would cause is a tough task.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:00:22 2019 No.21566978 >>21566952 can she be a dark elf? they're a couple times better than regular elves in every way for me

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:00:48 2019 No.21566979 >>21566970 >a good flayer story >me >writing a good anything story Yeah no pressure man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:01:50 2019 No.21566987 >>21566978 >get adopted by a Dark Elf to be raised as a sex slave Oh no!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:03:04 2019 No.21566996 File: 170 KB, 850x1623, 1535759690539.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21566978 She can, but it'll take a bit longer to get out of bed since she'll insist on getting everything out of you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:03:59 2019 No.21566997 >>21566996 You're still young, you can do more!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:05:30 2019 No.21567004 >>21566970 https://pastebin.com/beBY4iKJ

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:05:40 2019 No.21567008

>>21566754
>"Satan Corp controls over 51% of the shares on his soul!"
>"Well, Gabriel Holdings has a majority stake on his heart! Enjoy your loveless marriage you little whore!"
>you don't know what to say
>they've been arguing like this for an hour
>they seem to be finally tiring out
>you are about to ask them to leave when the demon speaks again
>"W-well, I suppouse I could give you some shares... B-but don't get the wrong idea, they are just common non-participatory shares, OK?!"
>"It'd be too cruel to deny you love, so, um-we could place his heart on a shared trust"
>they both turn to you with hearts on their eyes, and say in unison:
>"Time to hold up your end of the contract, hubby~"
Honestly, not a bad outcome

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:05:49 2019 No.21567009 File: 954 KB, 3203x4096, __cursed_sword_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_ovosh147__d8a199b27d16b55a4855db3b8542fb5e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good Anon~ That's a good boy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:06:31 2019 No.21567013 >>21567009 Fuck off Ace

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:07:33 2019 No.21567021

>>21566969
Fair enough. The internet is a large place that is constantly changing. Things may change. Having someone edit your English draft is possible.
>>21566970
It gets even worse when you consider it from just a slice of life perspective. A flayer would be dissecting the minds of those around her etc. I do plenty of that, with less perceptive characters, and it remains a difficult task.
>>21566979
Here's a hint. Everyone sucks at the beginning, personally I think I still suck. The sooner you start, the sooner you reduce your "suckage". This is the internet, the worst that can happen is you'll be ignored or boo'ed. That's everyday on the chan, no matter what you do. Damn shame that positive feedback doesn't exist here. You get used to it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:08:59 2019 No.21567029 >>21567021 >sucks at the beginning I've been sucking for 5 years but don't worry about it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:11:51 2019 No.21567055 >>21567009 She's a sword, not your wife

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:13:09 2019 No.21567063 >>21566997 >You're still young, you can do more! If your momster truly believes this, your youth will be tough. There will rarely be a moment where your balls aren't completely drained.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:15:42 2019 No.21567075 >>21567063 If you're feeling under the weather you'll get taken to the local Dark Mage for some helpful potions and lotions. Mother knows best after all!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:16:13 2019 No.21567077 >>21566849 Some people think it's a cop-out, but I love it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:19:11 2019 No.21567089 >>21567029 That's a pretty good attitude to have.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:19:31 2019 No.21567095 File: 525 KB, 1650x2048, D9phiVdUIAAWRJp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need a squirrel to bend over various pieces of furniture.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:20:49 2019 No.21567100 >>21567089 Can't keep a good duck down. >>21567095 Will you be taking pictures of said poses?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:21:13 2019 No.21567103 >>21566952 >tfw no wake-up blowjobs from your elf daughteru

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:23:47 2019 No.21567121 >>21567100 I guess I should. You could get decent sponsorship revenue from the furniture manufacturers wanting to advertise.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:24:46 2019 No.21567126 >>21567103 >tfw no wake-up blowjobs from your elf imouto

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:25:09 2019 No.21567127 File: 631 KB, 1032x1327, V36L85pB_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21567055 Why can't she be both?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:25:13 2019 No.21567128 >>21567075 And when you inevitably knock her up, is that part of 'Mother knows best' too?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:28:12 2019 No.21567153 >>21567095 Aww, just look at those mofu. Who needs bed when you can just bury yourself in your waifu's comfy mofu?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:29:31 2019 No.21567167 The following message is considered harmful by the Sabbath, and any distribution is strictly prohibited unless used for educational purposes: https://i.imgur.com/Q7KZcfK.png

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:29:48 2019 No.21567169 >>21567121 >these couches are specifically designed for comfort when bent over them >these chairs have adjustable legs for when you wish to dickthrone a human boy >and these bedframes can withstand repeated, fierce oni snu-snu sessions

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:31:38 2019 No.21567180 >>21567167 I'm feeling more educated already.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:31:48 2019 No.21567182 File: 268 KB, 1400x2000, 1487529236006.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21567128 You stop giving her sass right now, young man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:31:57 2019 No.21567185 File: 1.43 MB, 2064x2976, ExxZ3pY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21567167 Oh really?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:32:24 2019 No.21567187 >>21567167 Wanna dick a big baph and a regular baph in a threesome now. Lovely stuff vada.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:32:55 2019 No.21567189 File: 100 KB, 460x434, 016.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21567167 I’m getting mixed messages

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:33:02 2019 No.21567190 >>21566868 While the point behind your post is sound there's utterly no reason to be nice to writefags who have been deemed undesirable either through personal conduct or content submitted. t. Faggot pretending to be a Lorax

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:34:30 2019 No.21567199 File: 420 KB, 1000x1350, colorfesh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] birthday time!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:36:12 2019 No.21567206 >>21567199 Happy birthday Troy! As in Troy McClure. He sleeps with fish you see.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:36:54 2019 No.21567212 >>21567199 She got you a roll of ribbon for your birthday? How cheap.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:38:11 2019 No.21567220 >>21567199 Happy birthday flat fish dude.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:39:27 2019 No.21567225 File: 230 KB, 1829x1253, Ef94d6e27b2d85d46d7a1395d48437103334c27df9959f2689d3ed014976503c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21567199

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:43:12 2019 No.21567239 File: 135 KB, 392x500, Leanan_Sidhe_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hiya, anon! Wanna watch a documentary about D.W. Griffith with me? He was a genius visionary! You could be a genius visionary...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:43:48 2019 No.21567245 >>21567212 ribbon can be fun too >>21567206 >>21567220 thanks

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:45:27 2019 No.21567255 File: 353 KB, 1008x821, VskDi65a_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21567239 Where do I start?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:45:49 2019 No.21567259 >>21566423 >taiga and lanced jack what did those two do that made them so infamous?

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:47:31 2019 No.21567265

>>21567190
>Your point is correct
You really should've stopped there. The dearth of useful response to any writefag whatsoever isn't an actual problem? This is your point. Any judgement calls of the sort you mention are common and easily found in threads. No one has a problem airing that, and frankly even the targets of such things don't even care. 4chan, yeah? The more common case where no feedback of any sort is given is not attributable to anything you've said. Got any better logic? You should use it if you do.

t.faggot who doesn't even know what a Lorax is, and isn't enough of a Seuss mood to look it up. Ftfy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:47:41 2019 No.21567270 File: 268 KB, 826x853, My means of creation.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21567255 Find an art form that suits you!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:47:42 2019 No.21567271 >>21567255 By drawing lewds of her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:49:02 2019 No.21567279 >>21567190 I will be nice to whomever I want.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:51:31 2019 No.21567297 File: 506 KB, 2480x3507, 1561221751468.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Little fox feet are for worshipping.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:51:46 2019 No.21567298 File: 94 KB, 850x473, 1472420693927.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:54:14 2019 No.21567309 File: 103 KB, 766x1024, DYmiBFXVQAArK2e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21567270 Is Lego an art form?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:55:29 2019 No.21567318 >>21567309 It is!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:55:30 2019 No.21567319 >>21567297 Little foxes are for deep penisings

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:55:55 2019 No.21567326 >>21567008 The best of both worlds. Your afterlife will be worth the complicated timeshare paperwork, you lucky bastard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:56:12 2019 No.21567328 >>21567279 There is literally no point in being nice to faggots who've been shitpails for years as writers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 12:57:29 2019 No.21567334 File: 244 KB, 701x997, 75359554_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 13:00:40 2019 No.21567360 >>21567328 You must have lots of friends anon, I'm sure people really enjoy being around you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 13:01:55 2019 No.21567369 >>21567328 >>21567190 Literally who the fuck are you talking about? Are you schizophrenic? Why are you freaking out about some non-specific individuals in response to a post that didn't specify or imply anyone?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 13:05:07 2019 No.21567382 File: 738 KB, 856x1006, 43370649_p3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21567360 Friends are for losers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 13:07:39 2019 No.21567389 >>21567334 that stomach and thigh combo begs for impregnation

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 13:12:15 2019 No.21567407 File: 189 KB, 500x708, o-c-c-shirohebi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21567382 This

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 13:12:28 2019 No.21567410 Who else #TeamGrigori here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 13:13:54 2019 No.21567416 File: 272 KB, 700x979, 1468337773224.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sinnerman, where you gonna run to?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 13:14:32 2019 No.21567418 File: 355 KB, 655x900, 33776846_p9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21567410 Nobody. Now fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 13:18:11 2019 No.21567430 >>21567410 didnt he tone down his shit?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 13:19:41 2019 No.21567439 Which monstergirl is the most /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 13:23:39 2019 No.21567457 File: 444 KB, 915x1200, Bunyip.0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21567439

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 13:25:56 2019 No.21567470 File: 104 KB, 555x680, 1561224356747.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21567439

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 13:28:26 2019 No.21567489 File: 547 KB, 600x800, 1561224506528.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21567470

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 13:29:28 2019 No.21567493 >>21567470 >>21567489 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_eyUVVcgc8

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 13:30:34 2019 No.21567501 >>21567470 Tako!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 13:33:10 2019 No.21567516 File: 552 KB, 1000x1551, __baphomet_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_nav__d1b60e8cdd26261b78f0f8746b772334.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21567501 Did someone say taco?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 13:38:31 2019 No.21567547 File: 487 KB, 600x1455, DRjkxCCUEAAkdvF.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >how foxes communicate in the wild

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 13:40:11 2019 No.21567556 >>21567470 Great response, but... Would you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 13:41:30 2019 No.21567564 >>21567556 yeah

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 13:41:56 2019 No.21567567 >>21567556 Would I what?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 13:42:19 2019 No.21567569 File: 1.16 MB, 1280x878, hellhound_shark.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Every monster girl can be improved by making them part-hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 13:42:27 2019 No.21567571 >>21567410 /tg/ please go

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 13:42:31 2019 No.21567573 >>21567127 >cursed zweihander >rapes you and calls you a casul

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 13:42:35 2019 No.21567574 >>21567516 Sir, this image is in violation of Sabbath's policies. If action is not taken by you to desist the usage of this image you may be subject to Sabbath scout's late-night visits

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 13:44:53 2019 No.21567585 File: 99 KB, 848x1200, aWJtdLwM_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21567574 You can't tell me what to do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 13:45:23 2019 No.21567589 >>21567360 Look man, after being here since like 2012 - 2013 when it comes to writefaggots I have just one rule. He who buggers fire is sure to get his cock burned.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 13:46:21 2019 No.21567591 >>21567589 That's not how Ignis-chan works anon!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 13:47:21 2019 No.21567597 File: 789 KB, 831x1024, Ignis_monster_girl_encyclopedia_by_nekochanoff_dd4eq91.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21567589 Rude.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 13:48:11 2019 No.21567602 >>21567239 if only there was a faster way to get good at drawing

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 13:48:59 2019 No.21567608 >tfw there's a whole host of species out there that you'd be happy with, but a harem would never work >because Wife #1 would monopolize dick time

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 13:49:17 2019 No.21567609 We have chill writers here right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 13:49:51 2019 No.21567611 >>21567516 don't make me get the chupacabra, she'll have at you goats like lunch

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 13:50:19 2019 No.21567612 File: 146 KB, 1071x1049, Red_sun_club_1954_mge_21_by_uradori_dd47vtj.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21567608 Who is she?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 13:50:21 2019 No.21567613 >>21567569 Even the Hellhound?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 13:51:06 2019 No.21567616 >>21567613 it becomes a cerberus so that's even better

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 13:52:15 2019 No.21567620 >>21567609 All the ones still around are chill.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 13:52:37 2019 No.21567622 File: 1.09 MB, 1900x2000, 1553049087763.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21567612 A very pushy Daughter of Cerberus.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 13:52:55 2019 No.21567626 >>21567569 >tsurara-hellhound icyhot patch: the monster girl

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 13:53:30 2019 No.21567629 >>21567569 I disagree.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 13:54:12 2019 No.21567632 >>21567569 Hellhounds are overrated and I don't like them whatsoever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 13:54:21 2019 No.21567633 File: 2.23 MB, 1920x1080, 75265755_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21567613 She's already perfect.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 13:55:10 2019 No.21567638 >>21567616 orthrus

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 13:56:34 2019 No.21567645 >>21567638 not if you add one more firedoggo

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 13:57:25 2019 No.21567650 >>21567645 >doggo do not reply to me with this language

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 13:58:36 2019 No.21567654 File: 1009 KB, 2000x3500, 1487968547643.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Keeping the thread clean.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 13:59:52 2019 No.21567659 >>21567620 Sweet

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 14:00:12 2019 No.21567662 File: 94 KB, 412x644, xlerNIuU_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cute dark fox.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 14:02:01 2019 No.21567674 >>21567654 But where are the Kikis? We can't have a clean thread without them.

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 14:02:57 2019 No.21567679
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>>21567654
la goblinas are going to invade, steal all our treasure, destroy our property, attack our waifus and kidnap and/or rape our men, what's the point of polishing a pile of dookie?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 14:03:27 2019 No.21567680 File: 1.35 MB, 1050x1680, 45678520_p6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21567654 Why doesn't that god have a servant? And how does she grip the broom without opposable thumbs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 14:06:55 2019 No.21567690 >>21567679 You obviously have to grab them by the pussy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 14:07:33 2019 No.21567692 File: 1.60 MB, 1417x1134, 1379092910130.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21567680

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 14:08:10 2019 No.21567695 File: 788 KB, 1000x1600, 1561226890431.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21567674 Right here!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 14:09:51 2019 No.21567700 >>21567695 Sir, i think your Kikimora is melting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 14:10:01 2019 No.21567702 >>21567695 >Ask Shoggoth to look like a Kiki >She does it but loses her smug and confidence in the process Was this worth the sacrifice?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 14:11:36 2019 No.21567712 >>21567702 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 14:12:13 2019 No.21567713 >>21567609 All the ones who are left and matter are okay yeah. Doesn't stop parasites in other places, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 14:15:06 2019 No.21567728 >>21567712 We both know one smug Shog would beat a thousand Kiki in a fight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 14:16:31 2019 No.21567735 >>21567728 I don't care about either but it's nice to see a Shog taken out of her comfort zone for a change.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 14:17:13 2019 No.21567736 >>21567360 https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/779864?pool_id=2582

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 14:20:26 2019 No.21567750

>>21567735
I didn't think about it this way
>Shoggoth might be older than the Earth itself
>She's constantly smug and full of confidence no matter the situation
>You ask her to change into a Kiki
>She becomes a blushing mess who can barely form a sentence
I'm not sure whether she'd love or hate it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 14:20:38 2019 No.21567751 File: 545 KB, 3000x2000, 70608392_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21567728 Oh really?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 14:22:52 2019 No.21567760 >>21567751 Slav beats lovecraft, of course.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 14:25:20 2019 No.21567776 https://twitter.com/niwatorigunsou/status/1142321769501491207 Shoggoth doujin soon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 14:27:59 2019 No.21567788 File: 1.19 MB, 964x714, Smug4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21567776 >Mr. Chogos

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 14:28:42 2019 No.21567794 >>21567751 I hate that guys art. It reminds me of wikihow and cheap flash animations.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 14:29:55 2019 No.21567797 >>21567776 >shog doujin >Kiki LN with kc art like harem of collar Comiket should be real nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 14:31:11 2019 No.21567807 File: 2.56 MB, 600x311, ShutenDouji-FateGrandOrderArcade-Omake-2.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 14:33:23 2019 No.21567818 >>21567797 >Kiki LN with kc art like harem of collar Source on this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 14:33:52 2019 No.21567819 >>21567751 Excellent. Now you just have make her orgasm with it to complete the ritual.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 14:36:19 2019 No.21567833 File: 235 KB, 1254x1771, D6idsn_U0AAYVPJ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What did she mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 14:39:56 2019 No.21567844 >>21567818 https://twitter.com/mikanbako365/status/1126781259647074304

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 14:40:56 2019 No.21567850 >>21567844 Thanks Anon. Maids are truly olev.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 14:42:03 2019 No.21567856 File: 121 KB, 868x899, D6MhlIsU0AABlB2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21567844 Excellent.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 14:42:04 2019 No.21567857 >>21567833 I think she's asking for directions. I dunno, i don't speak moonrunes

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 14:42:26 2019 No.21567860

>>21567833
She's going to take you home.
Cook you a nice meal that you're going to enjoy to the very last bite.
Then she'll prepare you a nice warm open air bath where she'll rub your back.
Finally she'll lead you to the bed where you'll receive the entirety of her love all night long.
Failing to proceed with any of those steps will result in you getting stabbed with many icicles and repeatedly raped.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 14:42:50 2019 No.21567864 >>21567776 shoggy isn't doing a very good job making those dishes

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 14:42:59 2019 No.21567865 >>21567807 Bana is cuter

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 14:46:24 2019 No.21567878 >>21567833 >Oh husband, what will I ever do with you? >Well, I guess it's fine >I'll just rape/ravish you Not exactly word to word, but this is best I can put in English

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 14:46:34 2019 No.21567880 >>21567864 She's trying her best

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 14:47:31 2019 No.21567885 File: 1.70 MB, 2233x3066, 75141351_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21567865

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 14:50:13 2019 No.21567899 >>21567865 >>21567885 She might be cuter but Shuten is lewder. Lewd>cute >>21567878 Sounds like she's replying to him complimenting her. This is why you don't compliment monster girls with yandere tendencies ever after you marry them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 14:51:58 2019 No.21567909 >>21567885 Best oni >>21567899 This is incorrect. Cute is superior to lewd.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 14:55:12 2019 No.21567926 Why are villainesses so hot?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 14:55:53 2019 No.21567935 File: 507 KB, 595x842, Tsurara_onna_by_butter_t_dd6aurt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21567899 Says you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 14:59:58 2019 No.21567961 >>21567926 They make great wives.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 15:01:08 2019 No.21567968 File: 276 KB, 695x949, ScDaymbM_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21567926 >>21567961 Forgot pic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 15:04:06 2019 No.21567993 File: 270 KB, 650x602, D6WLZHkUIAA398M.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 15:05:40 2019 No.21567999 >>21567961 Evil monster girl are definitely top tier, but I doubt their housewife skills >Never cooked >Always had servants clean her mansion/castle >Spends most her time doing evil stuff At least they're extremely cute when they try.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 15:06:11 2019 No.21568001 File: 1.69 MB, 1400x1980, 68918667_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21567899 Cute oni > lewd oni

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 15:10:44 2019 No.21568017 File: 184 KB, 849x1200, w3xe6SAI_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21567899 Happy end

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 15:10:50 2019 No.21568019 >>21567999 somehow I find them very appealing. Its so cute when they try to do "commoner" things.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 15:12:38 2019 No.21568025 File: 278 KB, 559x676, 61534252_p7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21568001 What about a cute AND lewd oni?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 15:13:17 2019 No.21568029 >>21567573 Cursed Swords do mellow out after a while (and constant sex with her husband). She'll probably teach him to git gud. Ignore her long enough and she'll hunt you down with both her arms turned into great swords.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 15:15:13 2019 No.21568041 >>21568025 Improbable

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 15:20:48 2019 No.21568069 File: 534 KB, 818x1157, 73982141_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21568041 Proabable!

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 15:21:11 2019 No.21568071
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>>21567926
>>21567961
>>21567999
>>21568019
Remember, just because they're villains doesn't mean they're not like us at all. They still need to start their day with coffee, they still tell their minions to fetch the paper, just because a villainess is evil doesn't mean she doesn't need her personal casual time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 15:24:39 2019 No.21568088 File: 90 KB, 835x1000, D3jlHbFXkAAKpFL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21568071 Cute doughragon

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 15:28:38 2019 No.21568103 File: 545 KB, 849x1200, n1pNDUTm_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21568029 I wanna make a cursed sword with SCIENCE

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 15:28:56 2019 No.21568105 >>21567880 looks more like she's thinking with her womb and making sex toys

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 15:29:17 2019 No.21568108 >>21567993 Small cancers are weird looking. Keep them big.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 15:30:24 2019 No.21568112 kitsunes hiding a smoking habit by perfuming their tails

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 15:35:06 2019 No.21568139 >>21568103 I want to make a scientific sword with CURSES!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 15:35:08 2019 No.21568140 File: 244 KB, 852x2737, D3MgrnzXkAAwZm5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 15:36:23 2019 No.21568150 >>21568112 At least they are not catgirls. Those hooligans are always high on catnip and they stink of the damn weed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 15:38:31 2019 No.21568164 >>21568140 I can feel my will to live slipping away again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 15:40:36 2019 No.21568172 >>21568140 What the hell is wrong with his chin?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 15:46:21 2019 No.21568194 >>21568071 >Evil Dragon is actually really into a popular MMO >She spend a few hours daily mining and gathering >She never does PVP or even PVE despite her having enough resources to gear up an entire guild for endgame content I'd play with her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 15:48:10 2019 No.21568205 >>21568172 I think that's a goatee.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 15:48:31 2019 No.21568207 >>21568194 Careful, i hear some Tanukis roam the MMO world posing as human boys so that lonely MGs give them stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 15:49:34 2019 No.21568211 There are so many good monster girls. I want to love and fuck them all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 15:52:40 2019 No.21568223 File: 156 KB, 1300x1500, DxAHvnjUwAA8sRx.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 15:55:20 2019 No.21568234 >>21568207 Those dirty gold sellers. >>21568223 When a monster girl's breasts exceed a certain size it should be written into law that you're free to grab and molest them as you please.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 15:58:58 2019 No.21568248 >>21568234 As an oppaifag, i am happy with this law.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 16:00:05 2019 No.21568255 File: 631 KB, 2584x2960, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] One-piece > bikini

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 16:01:12 2019 No.21568261
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Today's fortune!
Target: Born Pisces, last name starts with 'D'.
>You are struggling with a self-imposed goal, yes? Of course, it's never a bad thing to ask for a little help. If you lack confidence, drink lemonade for good luck.
Lucky charm: A picture of who or what you love most, kept in your back pocket.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 16:03:15 2019 No.21568274 >>21568255 plus all you have to do is rip it off her so you can rape her-er-i mean...fuck her with her consent, of course.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 16:04:21 2019 No.21568282 >>21568255 One piece slingshot!

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 16:07:38 2019 No.21568298

>>21568255
One-piece swimsuits are arousing but still give the monster an air of purity.
A well picked bikini might not give that air of purity but could bring out the monster's beauty and form the a higher level.

>>21568282
Everyone knows that monster girls who go to the beach wearing slingshot swimsuits are there to fuck and not to swim.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 16:07:51 2019 No.21568300 File: 895 KB, 1259x1850, 71918.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21568255 Correct.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 16:08:23 2019 No.21568304 >>21568298 >are there to fuck Or find a husband? They have to show their goods.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 16:09:16 2019 No.21568309 File: 87 KB, 989x1034, D8tBFpaWkAEYBuC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21568298 Why not both?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 16:11:31 2019 No.21568317 >>21568223 Now those are good breasts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 16:13:50 2019 No.21568332 File: 289 KB, 700x1088, 69945678_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21568255 Bikini + Wet shirt > The rest

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 16:15:15 2019 No.21568338 >>21568223 massive vampire titties. i must slap them whenever she does something bad

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 16:15:15 2019 No.21568339 File: 290 KB, 1842x1370, Mind Flayer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you let mind flayer-chan help you find your lost keys?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 16:15:59 2019 No.21568343 File: 1.40 MB, 1000x1346, 69512504_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21568332

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 16:16:07 2019 No.21568344 >>21568339 Yeah because it would save me a ton of time and effort

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 16:17:09 2019 No.21568349 >>21568339 But my keys aren't lost!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 16:28:45 2019 No.21568402 >>21568339 No.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 16:30:07 2019 No.21568411 >>21568255 It depends on the girls

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 16:30:23 2019 No.21568415 >>21568332 I thought I smelled wet dog.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 16:33:03 2019 No.21568427 File: 1.20 MB, 2467x3500, 7a93b60e12cb60e4557bee59292addc8 cmprss.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21568415 Pretty sure that's a fox.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 16:34:10 2019 No.21568431 File: 147 KB, 1092x1099, 73326354_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 16:34:57 2019 No.21568437 What's with all these juicy as fuck images and why is it that no one post them when i am lurking?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 16:37:07 2019 No.21568446 >>21568261 That's one pretty kitty.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 16:38:06 2019 No.21568455 >>21568427 All canines smell the same. Don't let a fox's pretty looks fool you, she's basically a fancy kobold.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 16:39:58 2019 No.21568465 File: 2.48 MB, 1446x2100, 66119655_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21568455 Dogs only smell funny if you haven't been washing them regularly. And foxes smell like lavender. Hellhounds smell somewhere from campfire smoke to cinnamon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 16:40:19 2019 No.21568469 File: 141 KB, 1600x1200, 43798191_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 16:45:49 2019 No.21568492 File: 405 KB, 1280x1811, vTV9acWd_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21568469 Undine-sama is cute!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 16:45:57 2019 No.21568495 >>21568469 This makes me actually nervous, when you realize you are never safe inside of your house no matter how much you barricade during a full moon, because a slime will always get through the pipelines.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 16:49:08 2019 No.21568510 File: 135 KB, 1600x1200, 43781071_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21568495 >Seeing this when you enter your bathroom wanting to take a bath.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 16:50:47 2019 No.21568516 File: 549 KB, 1414x2000, zrM2zH79_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21568469 >>21568495 >>21568510

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 16:50:53 2019 No.21568517 >>21568339 no, because she might find out about my kink for female on male rape

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 16:51:44 2019 No.21568521 File: 1.14 MB, 1200x1103, 1453165237889.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >When you're just trying to have fun in the beach but a couple of twin sharks don't stop hitting on you

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 16:52:08 2019 No.21568525 >>21568495 wait, don't tell me monsters go ultra instinct when it becomes a full moon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 16:52:54 2019 No.21568527 >>21568516 How does shoggoth know what plumbing is?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 16:54:10 2019 No.21568539 File: 1.75 MB, 1280x1024, 53157371_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21568525 Only slightly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 16:54:44 2019 No.21568542 File: 2.56 MB, 2304x1800, kej is gonna get ya.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21568525 They most certainly do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 16:55:50 2019 No.21568544 >>21568521 Getting hit on is ok. It's when they start biting you that your day gets ruined.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 16:56:48 2019 No.21568550 File: 677 KB, 1255x1100, 69858429_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21568521 Good thing I already have a shark wife.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 16:56:57 2019 No.21568551 >>21568539 >>21568542 I hope buildings in MGC are built sturdy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 16:57:02 2019 No.21568552 >>21568437 because the shitty redittor keeps posting all the shitty MG images from some shitty subreddit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 16:57:47 2019 No.21568554 >>21568510 I bet that bath would include a killer massage

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 16:59:40 2019 No.21568562 File: 68 KB, 149x330, 2352352362.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21568544 But the best part is when the biting and scratching starts anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:00:54 2019 No.21568567 >>21568562 I wish MM stuck with the clone/twins thing

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:01:00 2019 No.21568569 >>21568550 >Vampire commissions sword made out of mershark teeth >It's so she can "bleed" her husband during duels Please tell me I'm not the only one who thought of this

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:01:33 2019 No.21568570 >>21568567 We all do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:01:42 2019 No.21568572 File: 21 KB, 384x384, B1y964nt_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21568554 Especially if that slime is a Nure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:01:43 2019 No.21568573 It's all fun and games till a monster girl teleports/goes invisible under your desk and starts giving you a blowjob

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:02:54 2019 No.21568577 File: 3.91 MB, 2781x3945, E00D5CBE-A397-4852-A823-FCF859053D9A.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] New finished commission of a very horny large mouse daughter!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:04:18 2019 No.21568582 File: 354 KB, 2112x2839, dS6bT9p.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21568573 I see no problem with this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:05:23 2019 No.21568586 >>21568539 that doesn't look like slightly, anon.... >>21568542 yep, i knew it. we're all fucked.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:06:25 2019 No.21568593 >>21568573 is it mandatory? i don't want to get fired at my job for having sex in the office

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:07:09 2019 No.21568597 >>21568521 You just need to hit on them so they stop, it's the best way to go about it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:07:55 2019 No.21568603 >>21568593 You're more likely to get fired for not having sex in the office.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:08:57 2019 No.21568609 >>21568593 >Anon just sighing and breathing heavily as he's getting blown under the table >Hopes no one notices but little does he know all the other guys are getting blown too >And the women are in the storeroom with a tentacle

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:11:00 2019 No.21568616 >>21568593 Sex in the office is good for the company image, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:11:34 2019 No.21568618 >>21568551 I hope that building doesn't have any door with keyholes or anything, otherwise a Kejourou might lockpick it with her hair and just waltz on in.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:11:47 2019 No.21568620 File: 248 KB, 1127x1277, 74708055_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:12:26 2019 No.21568626 File: 516 KB, 1200x1727, Just Vampire Problems.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Blood suckers sure do have their own things going on.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:15:05 2019 No.21568639 >>21568626 They pride themselves with their sucking abilities, but i bet they can't even suck dick. What a disappointment!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:22:51 2019 No.21568681 >>21568211 At least you don't have people meme'ing at you about liking furries and scalies and shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:24:31 2019 No.21568688 >>21568681 >people meme'ing at you about liking furries and scalies and shit. There are people who legitimately think there's no difference?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:24:52 2019 No.21568689 File: 3.00 MB, 1378x2039, 44812264_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She seems nice enough.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:26:44 2019 No.21568696 >>21568689 She gives me the "i am a crazy bitch in bed" vibe tho, not sure why.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:27:09 2019 No.21568697 File: 174 KB, 800x1020, b734dac4d2b615d1b6dac02460d545351f0aeca97e1715ce6555e168df4fc237_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21568688 Sadly, yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:30:10 2019 No.21568707 File: 49 KB, 393x405, 8xTlrDLN_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21568696 You're just racist.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:31:14 2019 No.21568709 >>21568681 >still denying it Accept you love the snout bollocks

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:31:41 2019 No.21568710 >>21568707 I am willing to fuck probably half the stuff that gets posted in the thread, how does that make me a racist?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:32:37 2019 No.21568715 What kind of berries would your waifu like?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:33:48 2019 No.21568719 >>21568715 My property is overrun with Blackberries.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:35:22 2019 No.21568722 File: 1.14 MB, 2021x1366, __demon_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_ittla__30f069f640acb9cfef034674dc9a0264.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21568715 Blueberries.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:37:01 2019 No.21568727 >>21568715 strawberries because they match her skin

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:37:13 2019 No.21568731 >>21568722 Why would she need a tan if her skin is blue?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:37:24 2019 No.21568734 >>21568603 wtf that's as bullshit as being a japanese man losing his job for not drinking with his co-workers after work

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:37:32 2019 No.21568735 >>21568715 Strawberry

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:38:34 2019 No.21568740 >>21568609 >tell the boys it's hard to keep your composure while getting blown >get told to git gud fgt

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:40:27 2019 No.21568749 >>21568577 Mice are scary!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:40:30 2019 No.21568750 >>21568616 do i get a free waifu if i get the job or do i have to get one from the sabbath church next door because i don't feel like raping children nor put in effort to initiate relationships with women

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:42:05 2019 No.21568754 >>21568734 Rigid abstinence during work hours looks bad for the company

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:42:40 2019 No.21568757 >>21568616 But bad for productivity as the Tanuki say a full wallet beats a full womb

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:42:56 2019 No.21568759 >>21568727 >>21568735 But strawberries aren't actually berries.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:44:09 2019 No.21568764 File: 155 KB, 900x1200, OwlMage15.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21568715 dorky berries, makes her cunny extra dorky like her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:44:49 2019 No.21568766 >>21568715 Watermelon by far

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:44:51 2019 No.21568767 >>21568757 >a full wallet beats a full womb Then that tanuki has clearly never had her womb filled before and is in dire need of getting laid

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:45:25 2019 No.21568772

>>21568754
>tfw a male employee gets a severe case of blueballs while working
>The PR turns into a nightmare when multiple news outlets accuse the place of not having a "healthy workplace"
I think they just want to look good in front of the white collars, who might or might not be extremely powerful monsters.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:46:19 2019 No.21568778 >>21568754 guess i'll throw myself into the hellhound ghetto next to the dark elf hood to see if i get a waifu as quickly as possible

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:47:17 2019 No.21568783 >>21568754 Can I just hide in the server closet and do my work their without being bothered?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:48:37 2019 No.21568793 File: 1.13 MB, 2893x4092, apophis_01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21568731 Blue-skinned girls turn purple when they tan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:50:00 2019 No.21568804 >>21568783 But that's where another nerdy monster is hiding

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:50:42 2019 No.21568808 >>21568709 Nigga if I wanted to get my face eaten while kissing a girl I'd sooner throw a shag carpet on an ornery alligator and make headlines in Florida for dying while in the act of coitus with one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:53:13 2019 No.21568823 >>21568793 I want to tease an Aphophis by acting all gentlemanly and telling her to cover herself up while i hand her my coat!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:54:30 2019 No.21568832 >>21568783 Congratulations, you just trapped yourself in a room with a very dorky anubis. What's your next move?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:55:31 2019 No.21568836 >>21568832 Ask her if she got the newest Lego set that came out

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:56:06 2019 No.21568839

>>21568783
>Glacies working on keeping the servers cool sees anon shivering all alone
>Twinge of mercy in her cold heart flares up
>In an act of uncharacteristic fashion she gets a blanket for anon
>She soon joins him under the blanket huddling in close with him
>When he asks what she's doing she just tells him she's sapping his heat away from his body
>She's really just cuddling with him

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:56:44 2019 No.21568845 >>21568715 Probably the precious kinds like rubus arcticus, strawberry and some rare berry that only grows in nocturnal plants in undead kingdoms.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:58:24 2019 No.21568853 >>21568804 not him but i would whip out my game boy color i got from the human world on the continent over and give it to her to distract her from possibly doing anything to me

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:59:19 2019 No.21568855 >>21568845 She would lose her mind in a vampire's vineyard

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:59:50 2019 No.21568859 >>21568832 Pin her down and make weird faces at her!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 18:00:19 2019 No.21568860 File: 355 KB, 1200x1038, mxBmS3Hw_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 18:00:45 2019 No.21568866 >>21568853 >Giving away your game boy color in exchange of keeping your virginity I don't know what your endgame is, anon, but i am deeply disappointed in your priorities.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 18:05:25 2019 No.21568890 >>21568688 Yes, and the meme comes from a combination of tolerating the Siths because obviously they'd have their own audience and the fact that Lamb in League is cute as a button. But never for lewd.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 18:10:25 2019 No.21568912 >>21568832 Excellent, now nobody will be around to see me spank her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 18:10:30 2019 No.21568913 File: 1.91 MB, 1600x2387, dc17xkq-489deff3-26d2-4205-9180-41e41534ee03.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Snek kitty.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 18:11:56 2019 No.21568917 What would your ideal wedding look like in MGC?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 18:15:12 2019 No.21568932 >>21568917 Better question: which MG would want the most pure of weddings?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 18:15:39 2019 No.21568935 >>21568917 I think I'd go for a very casual wedding, or maybe I'd let my dragon wife choose just to see how happy she could get. >>21568932 Unicorn.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 18:16:25 2019 No.21568938 >>21568866 yeah at that point, he would probably give up everything he owns to various different monsters and he'll have nothing but himself, now what would he do when it comes to that situation?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 18:16:36 2019 No.21568939 >>21568832 Jokes on you. I’m not trapped in there with her, she’s trapped in there with me!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 18:17:28 2019 No.21568944 >>21568913 give me a harpy dog just like that one parakeet that barks like a dog

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 18:21:41 2019 No.21568966 >>21568944 That amount of energy in one being she would be so excitable

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 18:29:34 2019 No.21569017 File: 1.27 MB, 2893x4092, unicorn_01_sfw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21568932 Do you really need to ask?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 18:34:13 2019 No.21569032 >>21569017 imagine centaur facesitting

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 18:36:18 2019 No.21569041 >>21568932 Everyone is saying Unicorn, but I could imagine a Lilim or a Succubus wanting a very traditional marriage.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 18:36:32 2019 No.21569042 File: 565 KB, 677x1000, 61698760_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21569032 Sounds dangerous.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 18:37:32 2019 No.21569048 >>21568932 Kobold.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 18:40:28 2019 No.21569058 >>21569017 >>21569042 Is horsepussy pure?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 18:42:42 2019 No.21569064 File: 179 KB, 461x550, centaur00.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21569032 Imagine your arm all the way up to your shoulder in her pussy or ass,

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 18:44:48 2019 No.21569068 File: 246 KB, 934x842, 69650150_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21569058 The purest! >>21569064 >Imagine your arm all the way up to your shoulder in her pussy Which one?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 18:45:28 2019 No.21569070 >>21569058 So pure they have two virginities to take.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 18:47:00 2019 No.21569076 >>21569068 >>21569070 Horsepussy =/= Frontpussy, you degenerate gap fuckers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 18:47:54 2019 No.21569082 >>21569068 Both

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 18:50:37 2019 No.21569091 File: 193 KB, 815x757, 1528272742621.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember to bully cat girls outside of the Cat Kingdom only.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 18:54:47 2019 No.21569109 >>21569091 Always, my dude.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 18:56:35 2019 No.21569117 File: 108 KB, 1096x1158, bqgTdskF_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21569076 Both are MONSTER PUSSY.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 18:57:43 2019 No.21569125 >>21568890 >never for lewd Yes, about that

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 18:59:23 2019 No.21569131 >>21569117 I want to tease cops in MGC

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 19:03:37 2019 No.21569152 >>21569117 I wanna fuck, lick, and play with a centaur's pussy until I smell like is her pussy all over

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 19:06:49 2019 No.21569162

>>21569131
>You will never be a criminal mastermind in MGC
>Smart in a way that MGCPD can't pin shit on you
>But the police certainly knows it's you
>The only reason you do it is because you find their uniforms sexy as fuck and want to see police agents on a daily basis
>It also turns you on to see their frustrated faces everytime they see you

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 19:10:19 2019 No.21569174 >>21569125 Bruh, I don't want to lewd Lamb. It's not my fault people like .less do it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 19:12:25 2019 No.21569181 File: 551 KB, 615x1004, 1561245145623.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21568832 Is she graped?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 19:14:07 2019 No.21569187 >>21569162 That’s how one goes from being a wanted criminal to MGCPD’s communal hisband. You know, working out your criminal sentence through ‘community service’ .

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 19:17:43 2019 No.21569205 File: 176 KB, 1050x958, Ojho8pwj_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The battle of the century.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 19:19:19 2019 No.21569212 >>21569205 >Two MGs jojoing it out in the middle of the street That's a sight i definitely need to see.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 19:26:06 2019 No.21569240 File: 402 KB, 1012x879, 74721824_p12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21569187 You act like that's a bad thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 19:28:48 2019 No.21569256 >>21569240 Can a hellhound be charged with "unlawful rape" though?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 19:28:59 2019 No.21569257 >>21569240 it is a very bad thing

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 19:29:51 2019 No.21569263 If I wear a shirt saying "please don't rape me" will that work

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 19:30:02 2019 No.21569265 >>21569205 Anubis, Stand Name [Gold Judgement]!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 19:30:09 2019 No.21569267 File: 311 KB, 1300x1892, Twintail troll.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 19:30:35 2019 No.21569271

Hellhound's campfire smoke/cinnamon scent is enough to drive you so insane you willingly pound your cock inside her as hard as possible while she returns the favour and smash her hips against yours, almost crushing your pelvis through the sheer force exerted. All while she's making weird faces and howling excessively with her tongue flopping out the side of her mouth.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 19:32:06 2019 No.21569275 File: 843 KB, 1904x2015, 74721824_p9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21569263 Maaaybe...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 19:33:06 2019 No.21569282 >>21569240 I'd join the police force just to "accidentally" walk in on my police hound partner in the locker room

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 19:33:16 2019 No.21569284 File: 294 KB, 1338x2048, 7B9F76CA-8FE8-488B-AEED-34E210D6C8F1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21569240 Not at all! Getting gang raped and dominated by pent-up officers of the law sounds like a good end to me!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 19:35:15 2019 No.21569295 >>21569284 but if she rapes me how do I go to the cops and report it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 19:36:17 2019 No.21569303 >>21569263 I would use more devilish strategies, like putting "I am married already" or "i am about to alp" into my shirts. That will certainly keep them away.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 19:36:43 2019 No.21569306 >Walk into a holst barn wearing nothing but bright red How long will it take for me to drowning in those massive, holst titties?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 19:37:34 2019 No.21569309 >>21569306 How long does it take for a human to lose consciousness after being denied of oxigen?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 19:38:20 2019 No.21569312 >>21569284 >black rat nope

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 19:38:40 2019 No.21569315 >>21569187 All part of my master plan! When the police force is my entire harem, the entire town will be in my back pocket!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 19:41:37 2019 No.21569332 File: 553 KB, 993x1400, 75083652_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21569303 >putting "I am married already" or "i am about to alp" into my shirts Monsters can sense when you're lying.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 19:42:16 2019 No.21569338 >>21569315 >tfw MGs in power tend to be swayed by their husbands >This would mean that every MG working in the public sector or as politicians are at risk of divulging government secrets How would MGC cope with that kind of corruption?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 19:42:49 2019 No.21569344 >>21569275 I did say please so they have to listen

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 19:43:18 2019 No.21569348 >>21569332 But can they sense when my shirts lie, though?

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 19:46:22 2019 No.21569367
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>>21569348
>Monsters can sense when a man is strongly stained with “demonic energy” or a monster's scent, and they can tell that that man is a “monster's husband” and whose husband he is.
>Monstergirls as a whole excel at being able to tell if someone harbours feelings for someone, so the pattern where they notice if someone holds the disposition for Alping before attacking him seems to be relatively common.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 19:47:48 2019 No.21569371 >>21569367 I'll tell her my gf lives in canada and we are long distance thats why I have no scent

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 19:50:16 2019 No.21569382 >>21569371 Pretty sure the scent is permanent.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 19:50:43 2019 No.21569385 >>21569382 Yeah but we never met up before

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 19:54:22 2019 No.21569400 File: 126 KB, 821x1000, dXwcjBeN_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21569385 >I have a girlfriend >then why don't you have her scent? >we never met up before Even a wurm could see through that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 19:56:48 2019 No.21569414 >>21569382 go buy some used panties from a vending machine

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 19:57:28 2019 No.21569417 >>21569400 >Even a wurm could see through that. Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 19:59:17 2019 No.21569428 >>21569417 Anon, if you claim to have a girlfriend but never had sex with her, they'll just conclude she doesn't deserve you and decide to take you off her hands.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:00:17 2019 No.21569435 >>21569428 But that's NTR

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:01:08 2019 No.21569440 >>21569417 now im sad

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:01:39 2019 No.21569443 >>21569435 it's not ntr if the relationship's not real

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:01:54 2019 No.21569447 >>21569428 >girlfriend but never had sex with her isn't that just a friend then?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:02:57 2019 No.21569456 >>21569440 Why are you sad it's just a Napoleon Dynamite quote

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:03:28 2019 No.21569459 >>21569447 so like a childhood friend

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:04:52 2019 No.21569468 >>21569367 That doesn't answer my question though. Can a MG know if a shirt is lying?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:04:53 2019 No.21569467 >>21569443 Oh yeah well I'll call her and you can tell her our love isn't real

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:08:05 2019 No.21569486 >>21569400 >I have a girlfriend >Then why don't you have her scent >Because she's a human girl Her move.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:09:36 2019 No.21569492 >>21569459 and they never win

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:10:08 2019 No.21569497 >>21569456 thats why

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:11:15 2019 No.21569501 >>21569497 It's still a great movie

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:11:51 2019 No.21569503 >>21569428 But I'm saving myself for our first meeting

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:12:40 2019 No.21569507 >>21569501 its more about nostalgia and realizing how old I am.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:14:06 2019 No.21569512 >>21569507 I grew up in a small town like it so the movie always reminds me of home, I wonder if monster girls would be able to appreciate the movie

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:20:54 2019 No.21569541 File: 1.17 MB, 1024x768, b406693817b5503a695cfc849c4fa29e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you be a trophy husband for a mafia boss?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:21:40 2019 No.21569546 File: 682 KB, 800x1030, 1561170094604.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:21:52 2019 No.21569547 >>21569541 But wouldn't I be in danger if a rival wants to kid nap me to show her up

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:24:31 2019 No.21569553 File: 366 KB, 410x583, Yukionna.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21569492

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:24:55 2019 No.21569558 >>21569541 Only if they're a cute fox.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:25:14 2019 No.21569560 File: 196 KB, 850x1169, __danua_granblue_fantasy_drawn_by_eu03__sample-11a643d06542dbd2a443d4fdde8f9fee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:25:16 2019 No.21569561 >>21569547 That's a good thing, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:25:24 2019 No.21569562 >>21569547 That's why you have to use your male powers and bring peace to the mafia families through dick unity.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:28:13 2019 No.21569571 I like it when monsters team up and realize that they love the same man so instead of fighting they should be even better for him

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:34:41 2019 No.21569589 Angels are cute and I wish I could pet their wings

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:35:25 2019 No.21569592 File: 142 KB, 540x764, Erotic_robo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:36:20 2019 No.21569594 File: 935 KB, 1451x1805, xeny_2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21569589 Same

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:37:17 2019 No.21569598 >>21569594 why is she crying a pretty girl like her doesn't need tears

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:38:23 2019 No.21569603 >a hidden village deep in the demon lord's backyard is 100% populated of baphomets and there's a million of em. would you peruse to break into her backyard for a guaranteed baphomet waifu?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:38:25 2019 No.21569604 >>21569592 As if smug catgirls weren't enough, now there are robotic catgirls shitposting? What has the world turned into?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:40:34 2019 No.21569611 >>21569604 >What has the world turned into? What about a Cheshire who is 100% serious with no jokes now that sounds scary

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:40:45 2019 No.21569614 >>21569603 I could go for a baphomet equivalent of dragonia.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:41:04 2019 No.21569616 >>21569547 >Be kidnapped by rival mafia >Hold in their boss' house >You just spend the day playing videogames with her husband while your release is negotiated

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:44:38 2019 No.21569625 File: 994 KB, 1977x4621, 1557108040155.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:46:28 2019 No.21569636 >>21569625 I'm now imaging monsters using the thot filters for their selfies

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:48:24 2019 No.21569642 File: 349 KB, 600x600, DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21569636 >thot filters

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:50:02 2019 No.21569646 File: 407 KB, 1316x2048, D9tCvHoUwAANKFe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Looking promising https://twitter.com/NikuPizzaU/status/1142582988569337857

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:50:08 2019 No.21569647 >>21569642 you say that like a Kobold wouldn't do the dog filter

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:50:16 2019 No.21569649 >>21569636 like how vampires dont have reflections?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:51:22 2019 No.21569651 >>21569642 Good thing those would be too lowly and peasant like for high class monsters

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:51:54 2019 No.21569654 >>21569647 How would that work she is already dog

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:51:56 2019 No.21569655
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Welcome to the Monster Bar, where single human men drink free and corruption is always on the menu. All of the beer, wine and spirits are made locally from only the finest demon realm ingredients, and approved by the extremist faction as guaranteed incubization upon intoxication.

Take a look at the drink list, and ask about the house specialty 'bacchus blend' cocktails. Also note that personal hostess service for singles is opt-out, not opt-in. You can either request a specific hostess, or roll to see what friendly stranger offers to buy you a drink.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random/Category:Mamono

Feel free to inquire about any cocktails that you feel are missing.

>standard drinks

Satyros vintage, red or white
Kikimora standard vodka, plain or lusty
"Sweetheart's" eros-blessed peach schnapps
Demonic ambrosia on the rocks
"Royal flush" trumpart gin
Yuki-onna soma sake
Ocelomeh silver tequila
Wurmco ethanol shot (limit one per customer)
"BIG CHUFF" ale or lager, on tap or canned
"Celtic fox" authentic Irish malt whisky
Shoggoth brand premium absinthe
Succubus kahlua
"Shortstack of the sea" spiced rum

>specialty cocktails

>Cold Shoulder
sake poured over a tsurara icicle, garnished with demon realm mint
>Naughty Cheshire
gin mixed with mad hatter's tea and served hot, with added wonderland potions on request
>Hot Date
Cinnamon, tabasco and whiskey lit with the hellhound bartender's eye-fire and served without mercy
>Hel in a Handbasket
vodka and banshee tears, served as a number of shots in a small basket, with one shot randomly containing a dose of hel's nostrum
>Farmer's daughter
Alraune nectar, succubus kahlua and espresso mixed into a tall glass of holstaur milk, served warm or chilled
>Northern Comfort
Red whine, whiskey, and maple syrup served as a caribou, warmed in a white horn barmaid's cleavage

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:53:07 2019 No.21569660 File: 134 KB, 732x1200, 89alVATL_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21569646 Nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:54:14 2019 No.21569664 >>21569655 >Cancer buys me a drink >My zodiac sign is Cancer How did she know? Spooky.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:54:24 2019 No.21569665 >>21569655 >Living Doll She looks a little too young for an establishment like this

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:54:58 2019 No.21569670 >>21569655 But I just want water

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:55:30 2019 No.21569674 >>21569655 I'll have a hot Farmer's Daughter to start and a demon to convince me to drink more than I should, please.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:56:11 2019 No.21569676 >>21569670 Undine spring water it is. Straight from the tap.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:57:35 2019 No.21569684 File: 301 KB, 1500x1500, Undine8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21569670 Oh you'll get water alright.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:57:48 2019 No.21569685 >>21569670 Then why the fuck are you at a bar?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:57:54 2019 No.21569690 >>21569664 She must have overheard and got excited when one of the staff asked you what your sign was.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:58:34 2019 No.21569692 >>21569646 Every dullahan is super cute. I want to play with one's head.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:58:43 2019 No.21569693 >>21568932 Ryu or Inari would probably like traditional Zipangu style ceremonies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:58:57 2019 No.21569697 >>21569655 I'll take a hot date with a hellhound bartender to go with it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:59:12 2019 No.21569701 File: 167 KB, 750x1200, VampMosquito22.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:59:34 2019 No.21569704 >>21569676 >>21569684 Well I guess that's better than alcohol

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 20:59:49 2019 No.21569706 >>21569684 And a cheeki breeki to you too, young lady!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:00:49 2019 No.21569712 >>21569664 I'm not picturing mgs using zodiac signs as bad pickup lines. Like unicorns trying to hit on virgos.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:00:51 2019 No.21569713 File: 612 KB, 1500x2112, 1559744398341.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21569655 What can the rata get for the both of us?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:00:54 2019 No.21569714 >>21569655 >Alraune How'd she get in here

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:01:43 2019 No.21569716 >>21569655 >Kikimora standard vodka, plain or lusty Tell me more.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:02:50 2019 No.21569718 >>21569655 Are there any Kobolds there?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:03:05 2019 No.21569720 >>21569685 He's a slut who likes to go and make all girls horny

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:03:46 2019 No.21569725 >>21569720 And he orders water so they can't even date rape him

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:04:31 2019 No.21569726 >>21569655 I don't drink.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:05:02 2019 No.21569728 >>21569655 Can I have a martini that comes from a genie

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:06:11 2019 No.21569733

>>21569716
Plain is just a high-quality vodka made by a passionate kiki brewery. The lusty version is extremely luxurious, and actually run over a kikimora maiden's skin before bottling. Each bottle is unique, served only to one customer, and has the name and portrait of the individual kiki imprinted on the bottle. Some were run over her chest, some her back, some her arms or legs, etc.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:07:01 2019 No.21569739 >>21569720 slutting it up in the monster bar sounds fun

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:07:11 2019 No.21569741 File: 264 KB, 2000x2333, 1557939537023.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] today was a good day

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:07:20 2019 No.21569744 >>21569718 Looking for a little hair of the dog?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:07:24 2019 No.21569745 >>21569655 >demonic lamp flower well, whatever i'm getting, i hope staring at the plant won't drive me to drink more of the same drink until i'm knocked out unless it's water.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:08:26 2019 No.21569752 >>21569684 ew, russian water, hope it's not fused with nuclear waste or something

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:09:14 2019 No.21569758 >>21569725 Not with that attitude.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:09:26 2019 No.21569760 >>21569744 Funny guy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:09:49 2019 No.21569761 >>21569741 for me, it wasn't because i never got any good ideas for my monster girl story so far

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:09:56 2019 No.21569762 >>21569758 He would notice if they put something in his drink

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:10:13 2019 No.21569763 >>21569739 It's all fun until a drunk oni rapes you in the alley behind the bar

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:10:30 2019 No.21569766 File: 867 KB, 2529x3165, 1550457963221.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21569655 Northern Comfort from the White Horn barmaid still wearing her Christmas sweaters

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:10:33 2019 No.21569767 >>21569763 She'd be too drunk to rape me

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:10:45 2019 No.21569769 >>21569655 >wurm >drunk due to not knowing better >forgets about silly things like "hosting" and simply carries me home no drinks for me then

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:11:04 2019 No.21569770 >>21569761 did you at least come up with some even if not fully fleshed?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:11:04 2019 No.21569771 >>21569655 Always wanted to see what absinthe was like.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:11:10 2019 No.21569772 >>21569655 I'll have a Farmer's Daughter and see who comes my wa- >entirety of the demon army, again Every God damn time...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:11:30 2019 No.21569774 >>21569655 If single men drink free, why does anyone need to buy me a drink?

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:11:58 2019 No.21569776

>>21569728
You're going to have to chat her up and let her get to know you, speakeasy style, and then she'll come up with an original martini just for you. You tell her what your three wishes would be if she were your genie, and depending on what you say you could get a completely different drink, maybe even with a happy ending.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:12:33 2019 No.21569780 >>21569774 So that you know she is interested in you the fact she paid shows an investment already in you

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:13:04 2019 No.21569783 >>21569770 yeah but the premise doesn't wow me as much anymore after a couple weeks of trying to produce it and i don't see potential for it yet

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:13:21 2019 No.21569785 >>21569774 Single men drink free because people buy the drinks for them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:14:21 2019 No.21569788 >>21569655 >Queen of Hearts woah

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:14:27 2019 No.21569790 >>21569780 But bad financial sense. I bet Tanukis would try to sweet-talk men into getting drinks for them for free.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:15:03 2019 No.21569795 >>21569772 >entire demon army wants to buy anon a drink If you weren't (un)dead of alcohol poisoning you'd be the biggest chad alive.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:15:16 2019 No.21569798 >>21569780 >the fact she paid shows an investment already in you Sounds like how a tanuki would court a guy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:15:16 2019 No.21569799 >>21569762 That's what they all think. Good date rape so clear and tasteless you'd n

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:16:05 2019 No.21569806 >>21569767 Onis are especial, they can handle alcohol enough to rape

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:16:21 2019 No.21569807 >>21569655 >Vampire would alcohol even do anything to her?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:17:23 2019 No.21569812 >>21569788 It is a very highly respected establishment, even among non-extremists. Celebrity guests do make reservations from time to time. Now you just need to figure out what drink to order to impress her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:17:49 2019 No.21569816 I want to take my monster childhood friend out on a friend date and not notice her slip something into my drink

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:17:58 2019 No.21569817 >>21569655 Give me a Northern Comfort and that cute White Horn by my side and I’ll be their best customer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:18:03 2019 No.21569818 >>21569785 That makes sense. I'm dumb, I thought the bar had some kind of promotion to attract single men and this single monsters seeking to hit on those men.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:19:23 2019 No.21569825 >>21569816 Did she slip you a mickey because you were too dense again? Because I have a terrible habit of being too dense for my own good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:20:24 2019 No.21569831 >>21569655 Just water.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:20:25 2019 No.21569832 >>21569795 It's fine. My golden liver will take the brunt of it but I'll have to remain sober or get liver disease from here on out...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:20:55 2019 No.21569834 >>21569816 >friend date I feel bad for all the childhood friend monsters that hear those dreaded words

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:21:29 2019 No.21569836 >>21569807 She likes a good blood orange martini or caesar, I'm sure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:22:12 2019 No.21569840 File: 98 KB, 460x700, burger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hambahgah

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:23:09 2019 No.21569844 >>21569265 No hers would be 「Ｌｉｔｔｌｅ　Ｅｇｙｐｔ」.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:23:19 2019 No.21569847 >>21569840 That burger might be too big for her

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:23:37 2019 No.21569849 File: 192 KB, 1133x850, Manticore25.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21569655 gimme one of everything. daddy's getting retarded tonight

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:23:45 2019 No.21569853 >>21569831 >cut to a thirsty undine schlicking furiously in the wine cellar

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:24:04 2019 No.21569854 >>21569840 Fast food is bad for your health, wan chan!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:25:27 2019 No.21569857 >>21569655 >Merkshark HOW ARE YOU ON LAND?!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:25:32 2019 No.21569859 >>21569853 But if she is drunk won't my water no longer be pure water?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:26:03 2019 No.21569862 >>21569857 she's a l a n d s h a r k

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:26:53 2019 No.21569865 File: 1.51 MB, 2531x3702, IMG_20190614_151245190~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21569840

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:26:54 2019 No.21569864 >>21569783 stare at an art fairy for a bit and maybe try a few shorty greentexts to mess around with?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:27:14 2019 No.21569868 File: 164 KB, 1200x762, 1544554081417.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21569849

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:28:01 2019 No.21569870 >>21569862 More like Land Hoe! Get it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:28:08 2019 No.21569873 >>21569862 >>21569857 A Tigerstripe Zamtrios to be more specific

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:28:49 2019 No.21569876 >>21569857 i would like to bring up the previous talk of the demon lord's portal opening day and how they would have to do it by the ocean so that aquatic girls can be there since they can't travel on land for long.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:29:12 2019 No.21569882 >>21569857 She's been steadily drinking rum and staring at you from the hot tub in the VIP lounge, along with her flow kelp friend. Careful you don't fall in.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:30:56 2019 No.21569890 File: 984 KB, 1000x1412, 58901161_p4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21569857

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:31:30 2019 No.21569895 are we all drunk here

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:31:36 2019 No.21569896 >>21569713 Get one of those big fishbowl drinks with a pair of crazy straws.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:33:37 2019 No.21569901 >>21569674 Good thing demon contracts aren't valid if signed under the influence. You can just sign hers for fun, as a joke. She's biting her lip and quivering because it's a very funny joke.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:33:42 2019 No.21569904 >>21569895 that is a good idea

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:34:08 2019 No.21569906 >>21569895 I have never been intoxicated

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:34:19 2019 No.21569909 >>21569895 but i don't drink

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:35:21 2019 No.21569914 File: 613 KB, 1407x1346, 1541555832168.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21569895 It's saturday night, so why not?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:36:48 2019 No.21569921 >>21569914 Is it my fault that it sounds like furry degeneracy when i say that i want to lick wine out of her crotch fur?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:36:49 2019 No.21569922 >>21569895 I'm not. I rarely drink alcoholic drinks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:36:55 2019 No.21569923 What are you supposed to do when your monster childhood friend gets drunk

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:37:33 2019 No.21569926
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>>21569857
To quote KC: "There are various ways like using the spells of human-transformation, crawling by their tail like Lamia, hovering in the air with their mana(still they cant fly so freely)."

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:37:56 2019 No.21569928

>>21569901
Well, it's not like I didn't know what I was getting into. Better make sure I tell her about my ideal relationship while I'm getting sloshed, and also ignore the crossing out and scribbling she does, though. She's going to be so embarrassed when I show her bar napkin contract addendums to the kids.

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:38:55 2019 No.21569933

>>21569714
I imagine a motorized cart holding a plant pot with fertilizer, which she operates using either a game controller or flight stick. She might also have one of those convenience store gallon mega jugs (with a straw) filled with water, to stay hydrated.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:39:12 2019 No.21569936 >>21569926 She didn't fly so good?

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:39:24 2019 No.21569938

Looks like KC tweeted one of his little promts again

>You know when women go 'Ugh, men are so stupid!' when men around her are talking about manly subjects? When MGs do that it's more like in a sense of 'Men are so stupid!'(That's so very cute! I want to rape him!), according to the survey

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:39:45 2019 No.21569940 >>21569906 >>21569909 >>21569922 >somewhere, a satyros shudders for reasons she cannot comprehend

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:41:14 2019 No.21569948 >>21569940 Not my fault I prefer my mind to not be intoxicated even my mindflayer waifu agrees it isn't good for the brain

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:41:24 2019 No.21569951 >>21569938 i want sahu to rape me when i'm failing at something

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:42:12 2019 No.21569956 >>21569940 I just don't like the way those kinds of drinks taste most of the time. I do like the occasional hard cider though.

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:42:13 2019 No.21569957

>>21569928
>demon tries to get drunken anon to sign her contract
>he passes out in her cleavage instead, groping her all over as he drifts in and out of consciousness
>he starts muttering about how beautiful and sexy she is in his stupor, and mumbling something about having kids
>she's so enamored she drags him home and lovingly nurses him through the hangover, letting him sober up before he signs

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:43:59 2019 No.21569961 It’s Saturday night, and in a perfect universe we’d all have our waifus and families. What video game do you play as a family every Saturday night?

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:44:12 2019 No.21569963

>>21569938
>heheh men are so gullible, chealsea was having a glass of soda with chad yesterday and when chealsea was dropping ice cubes into chad's drink after he sat his glass down, chad flipped out thinking chelsea was spiking his drink the moment after he looked away for a few seconds, aren't men so precious~?
this is every monster according to our kami-sama, KC; praise his rape-obsessed creations

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:44:13 2019 No.21569962 Monstergirls are for playing video games with as best bros

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:45:59 2019 No.21569967 >>21569933 That's a tough life. I'll at least let her buy me a drink and have a conversation with her and see where things go from there. What would an Alraune even drink, considering all alcohol is made from plants? Would that be cannibalism?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:46:10 2019 No.21569968 >>21569961 Mario Party. And no I don’t hold back just because my daughteru is only 6.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:46:14 2019 No.21569969 >>21569962 Yeah but you also fuck them I mean you don't give your friend blue ovaries now do you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:47:03 2019 No.21569972 >>21569895 Yes, now if only I had a sucubutt to nurse the finger I cut when slicing up limes

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:47:25 2019 No.21569974 >>21569957 Damn, she just went from wife material to, uh... What's above wife?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:47:34 2019 No.21569976 >>21569962 >>21569969 just play with an alp so there is no sexual tension bruh

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:47:52 2019 No.21569978 >>21569864 i'll take your advice then, arigato

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:48:05 2019 No.21569979 >>21569940 I drink, just never to the point of intoxication.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:48:16 2019 No.21569980 >>21569976 Absolutely not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:48:31 2019 No.21569983 >>21569895 If I could post a picture of the bottles I would.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:48:34 2019 No.21569984 >>21569969 Childhood friend monsters have to win

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:49:31 2019 No.21569995 >>21569933 I figured she would have her own comfy hydroponics setup somewhere in the bar, where she provides her nectar in exchange for a chance to meet a cute botanist.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:51:29 2019 No.21570009 >>21569974 Arch-wife? I dunno, I feel like demonic contracts go a step above standard marriage vows anyhow.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:52:59 2019 No.21570015 I wish I could just lay back and hear a dragon count the coins in her hoard

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:54:52 2019 No.21570026 >>21570015 While drunk?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:54:57 2019 No.21570028 Its all fun and games as an adventurer until various demons from differing powers start competing to get you as a follower/champion

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:56:04 2019 No.21570032 >>21570026 If she is drunk she will lose count

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:56:35 2019 No.21570034 >>21569974 Mother of your children

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:56:44 2019 No.21570035 >>21569817 Wait anon, don't be so hasty! You don't know what you're getting into! She's French-Canadian!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:57:29 2019 No.21570040 >>21570015 >one! ah ah ah! >two! ah ah ah! >three! ah ah ah!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:58:33 2019 No.21570047 >>21570040 Dragon, not Vampire.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:58:40 2019 No.21570048 >>21569812 I would pick the Naughty Cheshire, but I feel like that would be the obvious choice, so I shouldn't pick that. But then again, she might be thinking that too, so maybe I SHOULD pick it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:59:58 2019 No.21570053 >>21570015 Can she swim around in it like Scrooge McDuck?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:00:09 2019 No.21570054 >>21570048 Just slam a shot of ethanol and a raging mushroom, looking her right in the eye.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:05:38 2019 No.21570081 riding a dragon across the sea must be fun

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:06:35 2019 No.21570087
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>>21569655
Who wants to play some russian roulette with Hel in a Handbasket, and see who becomes undead? Come on, some cute dead girls are watching.

If your post ends in 9, you got the hel shot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:07:01 2019 No.21570089 >>21570054 Well sure, but I believe she'd appreciate at least a touch of cleverness beforehand.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:08:25 2019 No.21570101 >>21570087 Oh what the Hel!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:08:39 2019 No.21570103 >>21570087 Undead girls are too cute

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:09:29 2019 No.21570110 File: 423 KB, 1113x1374, 1510006560498.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21570087 Gotta impress those undead girls

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:11:15 2019 No.21570121 If you look a monster in the eyes she legally has the right to rape you

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:12:17 2019 No.21570134 >>21570110 I bet she never had a backstreet guy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:12:25 2019 No.21570137 >>21570087 Okay, but what happens if you survive?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:13:01 2019 No.21570139 Shortstack manticores have trouble contending with 'well equipped' husbands.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:13:01 2019 No.21570140 >>21570101 You only die once!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:14:07 2019 No.21570146 >>21570137 You have to live with the guilt that you willingly drank a banshee's tears and they were fucking delicious.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:17:55 2019 No.21570168 >>21570087 Waste not, want not...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:19:41 2019 No.21570175 >>21570009 That is an incredibly fitting title for a demon. A bit incongruous coming from the man whose head she's cradling against her bosom, but hey.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:21:36 2019 No.21570184 >>21570089 So you mean you ask to do a body shot and put the mushroom between her legs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:24:00 2019 No.21570196 Lazy Kikimora has her childhood friend clean her room for her

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:24:29 2019 No.21570199 >>21570184 Tell her you'll drink anything she chooses, as long as you get to drink it from her bellybutton.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:24:42 2019 No.21570200 File: 708 KB, 2843x2701, 1530317019647.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21570035 Canadians aren't so bad, she can talk about hockey and how a non-Canadian team won the Stanley Cup this year

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:24:46 2019 No.21570201 >>21570196 Could be worse; at least you get panty sniffing rights.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:25:00 2019 No.21570203 >>21570146 Isn't that a crime?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:26:36 2019 No.21570208 >>21570196 Lazy Kiki gets a spanking.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:28:00 2019 No.21570212 >>21570200 I want to whisper play gloria into a canadian yeti's ear

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:28:29 2019 No.21570217 >>21570208 But her mom doesn't know she is lazy because her room is always so clean >>21570201 But thats lewd

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:29:13 2019 No.21570220 >>21570217 >But her mom doesn't know she is lazy because her room is always so clean Then Mama Kiki should spank her too!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:30:29 2019 No.21570225 >>21570220 That's the thing you clean her room so the mama doesn't know she is lazy though it would be awkward if she walked in on you in the butler uniform cleaning while lazy kiki players her video game

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:33:49 2019 No.21570238 >>21570087 Let's go!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:34:09 2019 No.21570241 File: 2.79 MB, 1500x2000, 75364211_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:34:39 2019 No.21570242 File: 511 KB, 997x1217, 1541699429704.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21570087 Somebody better win soon. That ghoul in the corner looks like she's getting thirstier by the minute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:35:27 2019 No.21570247 File: 200 KB, 1564x800, 1561096738405.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Get in the fucking-robot Shinji!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:35:43 2019 No.21570249 >>21570087 What happens if nobody gets the shot? I can't imagine they'd like to be kept waiting

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:35:59 2019 No.21570251 >>21570087 i like being alive. if i also get a 9, lolicon femdom is mandatory,by law, in every human men's househeld, no exception. also i'm undead if i get a 9

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:36:01 2019 No.21570253 >>21570247 Your dad loves you! Get in the robot!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:36:24 2019 No.21570254 File: 377 KB, 706x1000, 1457169118816.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21568577 Wait a second. I recognize that pickle!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:37:01 2019 No.21570255 >>21570247 NGE is and always has been hot garbage.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:37:02 2019 No.21570256 >>21570249 Well now you've done it!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:38:04 2019 No.21570264 grape is short for good rape, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:38:04 2019 No.21570265 >>21570249 We have a winner! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvsMPOfblfg What dead girl(s) do you wake up snuggled up to?

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:39:55 2019 No.21570274
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Gate of Nendoroid

>“King of Weebs, do you have enough money in your bank account?”

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:40:32 2019 No.21570280 >>21570225 This is all well and good but when does the childhood friend get frisky

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:41:08 2019 No.21570283 >>21570255 This, and that poster is a bandwagoner anyways.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:44:06 2019 No.21570297 >>21570255 My brother. >>21570274 I think you missed.

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:44:35 2019 No.21570299
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>"Silly Humans and their pathetic armies and guns are no match against me!"

Wat do against such a monster???

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:44:48 2019 No.21570301 >>21570217 She'd be insulted if you didn't sniff them. After all, she'd certainly sniff your underwear if the tables were turned, wouldn't she?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:46:05 2019 No.21570307 >>21570249 >>21570256 >>21570265 Well time time to get taken home by a haughty vampire

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:46:09 2019 No.21570308 >>21570280 She's too lazy for that. She's also too lazy to stop you if you felt like randomly groping her mid-match.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:48:10 2019 No.21570320 >>21570280 When her mom forces her to be your maid

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:49:11 2019 No.21570324 File: 688 KB, 3000x3600, __apophis_monster_gi_MScRy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21570264 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:49:26 2019 No.21570325 >When you do something nice for a random undead girl and come home to find that a bunch of Ochis have sworn themselves to your service.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:51:00 2019 No.21570332 >>21570325 All I did was help the nice zombie neighbor with her grocery shopping and walked her across the road

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:52:11 2019 No.21570338 >>21570332 Silly anon, that was no zombie but an Ochi! Although if it was truly a zombie I could imagine you'd end up with some 'wight knights'

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:52:40 2019 No.21570340 >>21570332 Was that road built over the river Styx by any chance?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:52:59 2019 No.21570341 >>21570324 I love these evil sneks

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:54:41 2019 No.21570347

>>21570255
It's not even that it's just hot garbage, it's hot pretentious pseudo-deep garbage that has people bandwagoning on it like it's Anno's Watchmen as a deconstruction of the mecha genre. When honestly Big O did it better. At least the first season.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:55:33 2019 No.21570350 >>21570325 Doing random acts of kindness for monster girls might be a bad idea.

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:56:46 2019 No.21570355
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What a disgraceful Witch who mostly uses her powers and knowledge for cheap entertainment, parlor tricks and birthday party shows!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:57:29 2019 No.21570360 >>21570350 That's where you're incorrect.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 22:58:08 2019 No.21570363 File: 582 KB, 2500x2100, 75364211_p8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:00:03 2019 No.21570372 >>21570363 if the red oni is strength and the blue oni is the smarts, then what oni is the spirit/heart?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:01:14 2019 No.21570377 >>21570350 Doing right is never wrong always help your fellow person. I will always help old monsters cross the road

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:01:30 2019 No.21570379 >>21570347 Go bitch on /a/

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:02:11 2019 No.21570381

>>21570347
NGE is more about loneliness and misunderstandings resulting from lack of communication from characters. Deconstruction of mecha genre already began with Ideon which NGE so shamelessly ripped off, but still, I think NGE is getting more shits than it deserves just because it is famous

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:02:24 2019 No.21570385 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, make sure to check and see if there is a 'harem clause' in your bodyguard contacts. It could save your life when hiring those girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:05:21 2019 No.21570396 >>21570372 You are their heart

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:05:21 2019 No.21570397 >>21570372 Nah. Color denotes personality. Red's are strong with a more aggressive personality whereas blues are calm and collected and only show off their equal strength when drunk. Both are equally strong and equally alcoholics.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:06:18 2019 No.21570404 >>21569655 request a kakuen hostess but I’m not a drinker so just water

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:08:04 2019 No.21570413 File: 38 KB, 494x430, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Be careful folks, this Witch/Dark Mage is of -5 Intelligence

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:08:10 2019 No.21570414 >>21570377 >inb4 anon overthrows an oppressive government for the sake of the people opening up a power vacuum for even less competent leaders leading to an even worse living situation for all

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:09:04 2019 No.21570420 >>21570413 Back to /a/, fucko

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:09:29 2019 No.21570421 >>21570372 the secret unlockable green oni character

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:10:50 2019 No.21570426 >>21570414 >for the sake of the people Nah, I'd do it just for fun.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:12:27 2019 No.21570429 >>21570347 >>21570381 I've personally never been a fan of the idea of deconstruction-it's basically shaming people for liking a certain thing.

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:13:11 2019 No.21570431
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>kiki is excited to go on vacation with master
>she doesn't know you've called ahead to have your suite stocked with fertility boosters
>she's gonna be pregnant by the time you get back

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:13:40 2019 No.21570433

>>21569967
>What would an Alraune even drink, considering all alcohol is made from plants? Would that be cannibalism?
Plants soak up nutrients from the rotten leaves and bodies of former plants. Alcohols is made through fermentation, fermentation is a type of decay, so maybe not?
As for whether or not they could handle alcohol, kinda.
Most alcoholic spirits slow plant growth at 5% alc/vol or higher, while beers and wines will cause fungal and bacterial growth and will eventually kill the plant.
Methanol, however, can drastically boost their metabolism. It's basically an energy drink for them. Would they get drunk off of it? Maybe, if only from the euphoric rush of an energy high.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:15:47 2019 No.21570442 File: 261 KB, 480x600, Ogre2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21570421 They're called ogres anon. Mistaking them for onis is a surefire way to get your pelvis broken

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:16:43 2019 No.21570449 >>21569714 >monsters of the Alraune family can normally walk by using the roots below the flower even without using polymorph

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:16:52 2019 No.21570450 Always do the right thing even when no one is watching having integrity and good character is key to having a waifu

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:19:07 2019 No.21570464 >>21570429 Only if its viewed that way or given in that context. Ex: somebody gives an artist criticism. That artist can take that criticism to heart or they can take it as an insult of their work.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:19:23 2019 No.21570467 >>21570381 I don't hate the series but calling it Marianas Trench deep is objectively a false statement.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:20:37 2019 No.21570475 >>21570450 no

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:21:31 2019 No.21570476 >>21570475 >how to get karmically hellhounded

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:22:02 2019 No.21570479
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>>21570404
>fat-bottomed monkey hostess in a qipao sits on anon's lap at the bar
>anon orders a virgin drink, and she wiggles her butt while she teases him
>she insists on feeding him his drink while he tries not to act flustered
>eventually she starts to get horny herself,what with his hard thing poking her soft butt all night
>"Uh-oh! Is there a banana in your pocket or are you just glad to have me on your lap?"
>she turns around so she can kiss him on the cheek and move her hips, grinding him over his clothes
>then she runs around behind him and wraps her arms around his shoulders, playing with his ears as she whispers
>"Looks like you got a monkey on your back, anon. Whaddaya say we go sober up with some exercise, hmm?"
>she tilts his head toward the VIP room, and starts tuggging on his belt while her tail tickles him

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:22:54 2019 No.21570485 >>21570476 But most anons actually want one though!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:23:25 2019 No.21570488 >>21570324 i'd like this artist a lot more if they didn't use the same face and body for everything

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:23:52 2019 No.21570490 >>21570476 So I have to be an actual dick, to be raped by a Hellhound? Man, that's tough

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:24:30 2019 No.21570493 >>21570490 Nah that happen to you even if you're nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:25:58 2019 No.21570498 >>21570490 Or go seek one out. I'm pretty sure they'd just take it as a challenge. >>21570485 True enough. Maybe karmically atlach'd or mindflayered?

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:28:02 2019 No.21570508

>>21570429
Not necessarily. Deconstruction issues a challenge to create new ideas, and how aggressive or demeaning the statement is varies by the work and what's being addressed. You could also argue that more celebratory series like Gurren Lagann are made in response to deconstruction.

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:28:56 2019 No.21570516
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>>21570485
>Good anons get a nice hellhound that'll rape him and cuddle with him
>Bad anons will get a mean hellhoound that'll rape him and then demand he make her a sandwich

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:29:14 2019 No.21570518 >>21570508 That's called a reconstruction

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:30:09 2019 No.21570523 >>21570516 What if I don't want either?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:31:09 2019 No.21570531 File: 152 KB, 747x991, Kakuen3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21570479 Muh

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:31:13 2019 No.21570532 File: 337 KB, 441x900, baphomet12.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a bapho to suck my dick so that I can pump her tummy with my cummies

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:34:01 2019 No.21570545

>>21570508
Different anon but GL is kinda fucky in that it's a reconstructive parody of big mecha but it also is deconstructive in a few areas as well.
Ex: spiral energies whole deal and the characters frivolous middle finger attitude use of it despite knowing the long term negatives all for cool robots and kickass action sequences.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:34:29 2019 No.21570549 >>21570479 Nice

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:34:50 2019 No.21570550 >>21568495 Now someone post the link to that shitposting of the Mamonos story.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:35:03 2019 No.21570553 >>21570523 >want That's not how this works.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:37:25 2019 No.21570570 >>21570498 I'd take a flayer. Maybe there's a difference being getting husbando'd normally and getting husbando'd karmically?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:38:37 2019 No.21570579 >>21570570 See, you're gonna take the mindflayer so karma sends you an abusive hellhound or atlach.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:39:12 2019 No.21570581 >>21570523 >Doesn't want either Just for that you get both, and then they'll have a fight over whether you should stay and cuddle or get them sandwiches

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:42:50 2019 No.21570598 >>21570553 >>21570581 well, better kms i guess

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:43:02 2019 No.21570599 What other hobbies does your waifu have? (Other than sex)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:43:24 2019 No.21570605 >>21570442 fuck ogres. green onis are better

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:44:51 2019 No.21570610 >>21570598 >how to get your soul karmically wisped while a entrepreneurial lich sells your undead body to the karmic hellhound duo

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:45:02 2019 No.21570612 File: 621 KB, 877x1103, Lich7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21570598 >He thinks death is an escape Don't worry they'll just take you to the nearest lich who'll happily raise you for your bereaved waifus

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:45:28 2019 No.21570618 >>21570579 Karma is a cruel mistress. Good thing I largely do unto others and mind my own business. >>21570581 You're going to cuddle while making sandwiches. Good thing you're strong enough to piggyback a full grown awoo and still make a sandwich.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:46:12 2019 No.21570624 >>21570612 >>21570610 I'd rather have the lich.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:47:05 2019 No.21570633 >>21569655 >Dhampir

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:47:09 2019 No.21570634 >>21570612 Don't you mean stoically raise you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:47:26 2019 No.21570637 >>21570624 Too bad she already has a husband and this is how she makes money to fund her alchemy and sex magic for them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:49:02 2019 No.21570646 >>21570523 what did we talk about when we discussed choices before, anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:49:20 2019 No.21570649 >>21570634 I'm sure she gets a slight bit of enjoyment from raising dead husbands back into the loving arms of their waifus, even if she doesn't show it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:50:39 2019 No.21570656 >>21570532 more like get taped onto a cross, naked, and be turned into an amusement attraction for the single witches haha god i'm so lonely

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:51:15 2019 No.21570658 >>21570532 Put you can pump her butt

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:53:38 2019 No.21570667 File: 222 KB, 1127x1500, Centaur11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If I ride a centaur is she giving me a piggyback ride?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:54:43 2019 No.21570670 >>21570658 I would all her orifices >>21570656 Imagine a half-dozen loli witches licking you all over

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:54:59 2019 No.21570674 >>21570599 My automaton waifu makes little wooden reindeer in her free time

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:55:05 2019 No.21570675

>>21570599
cum spray photography. she's obsessed with pictures of cum being sprayed out of genitals mid-flight like water drop art or something. her newest piece is a picture of a cancer's cum spraying out in a dark blue background and named the art piece, Belief, because the picture reminds her of the time she orgasm-ed for the first time when she was 9 after believing in herself after many failed attempts

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:56:54 2019 No.21570678 >>21570612 guess monsters are virtually inescapable, huh. wonder when that lenen sidhe is going to rape the wandering scholar who friendzoned her countless times

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:57:29 2019 No.21570681 >>21570667 That's obviously a horsey back ride. You need to be on her upper spine for a piggy back.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:57:42 2019 No.21570683 File: 265 KB, 848x1200, Witch55.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21570670 Hmmm

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 23:59:01 2019 No.21570689 >>21565992 They're magic deposits if /tg/ is to be believed. Ain't got to explain shit and all.

Anonymous Sun Jun 23 00:05:23 2019 No.21570710

>>21570531
>>21570549
>you're dragged into the VIP room, where your monkey hostess slams the door shut and locks it behind
>she slips out of her stockings, gives you a pair of scissors and dares you to cut off her tights
>she shoves her ass in your face and slithers her tail into your shirt while you're struggling to rip through her leggings
>halfway through you realize she's not wearing panties beneath, and what's left of her tights are soaked
>her huge round monkey ass looks like a big pink peach as her skin flushes, more becoming visible with each snip
>her bare back isn't covered at all by her dress, and you can see goosebumps rising as you tear away the last shreds of her tights
>she's able to unzip you with just her tail, and uses it to guide you in while she slams down, now dripping
>before long you've got her face pressed against the VIP karaoke machine, skipping through the playlist as you rail her from behind
>she's screaming and squirting profusely the entire time, bucking her hips while you slap her jiggling, meaty ass
>her tits leave visible marks on the karaoke touch screen, and there's even a little drool running down the glass
>by the time you're done the carpet is a mess, her ass is shining bright red and the rest of her dress is in tatters all over the floor
>like a proper monkey she crawls over to where you're sitting down for a breather and sits behind you, pressing her breasts into your back
>before you've even had five minutes she reaches down to jerk you off, still shaking
>then management calls the room to ask if you'd like to extend your room rental, and offers refreshments
>she screams "YES!" and hangs up before you can say anything

Anonymous Sun Jun 23 00:07:15 2019 No.21570715

>>21570675
i'm a huge fan of you wife's work. in fact, my favorite piece of art happens to be the picture of a weresheep spraying her load in a clear bowl on the floor and the one with a shoggoth licking a kiki's cum off her leg. which one was your favorite?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 00:10:17 2019 No.21570725 >>21570667 You need a satyros for that.

Anonymous Sun Jun 23 00:10:20 2019 No.21570726

>>21569655
>Comiket
Wha? All the dorks in Japan are hitting on you at once. Oh shit, Japan has a grown ass dude dressed like Sailor Moon too. He's winking flirtatiously. Fucking re-roll.
>P.Slime
A Salvador Dali looking glass filled with a thick bright pink glurp is placed in front of you. There is an umbrella sticking out of it. You pick up the glass and look into it carefully, the glurp seems to be smiling at you. Sit it back down while trying not to flip out. Fucking re-roll.
>Slime jelly
What the hell? Desperately throw dice...
>Lilith's Panacea
Super magic mojo + alcohol = re-roll.
>Intoxication fruit
Okay fine, I rub my dick on the fruit and make out with it a bit. Are you fucks happy now? Re-roll.
>Enishi Isami
The succubus has a guy all over her. There's something weird about him. Your eyes just seem to slide off him without being able to gather any details. Maybe you shouldn't have made out with that fruit... She pulls out a sword and starts fellatiating it in your general direction. The blurred man is giving you a thumbs-up. Nope. Save me fatguy luck. Re-roll.
>Royal Makai
Mah fetish. How did you know? The earth, atmosphere and all within it ripple flirtatiously at you. The scent of pine trees and eternal night blossoms questioningly around you. Suddenly the sound of the DL getting porked is audible. Oh goddess, it's worse than bad porno. After a more than a decade of being railed continuously, she doesn't even have the ability to moan like a normal person. It's all grunting, straining and warbling sounds in a husky feminine voice. Re-roll.
>Monster Girl Encyclopedia Stories: Sister Falling
Nope.
>Ignis
A very short pale black-haired Ignis offers you a drink. She is utterly nude, the flames dancing along her medium build don't even bother to cover up anything. A portion of the flames splits off and spins into a vaguely mug shaped inferno. It sits above one of her hands. Her other hand is spreading her labia. Does it count as "shaved" if her hair is made of transparent fire?

"House special?", she asks brightly, her reddish eyes blazing with barely concealed lust. She moves the burning whirlwind mug shape down from her side to much closer to her crotch, while utterly failing to conceal anything whatsoever. A drop of fluid falls from between her lower lips as she continues playing with herself and bringing the mug shape lower. The drop hits the floor with a audible sizzle. Is she going to... Nah, I've got to go back >>>/tg/. Laters.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 00:15:16 2019 No.21570744 File: 431 KB, 2224x3789, Kakuen2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21570710 Excellent

Anonymous Sun Jun 23 00:19:17 2019 No.21570766
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>>21570646
>anon thinks he has free will in sexual domination hell
>stays pure until a dark priest lures him in with the offer of free food and drink
>it's actually a huge orgy
>it's too loud
>smells like booze
>he wishes he was back at home playing video games
>tries to make a silent exit when the dark priest whisks him away to a private consultation room
>asks him why he still has his clothes on
>anon says he's saving himself
>she asks who he's saving it for
>he says "mai waifu"
>dark priest licks her lips with a hungry look in her eyes
>anon fears what's about to happen
>tries the door
>it's locked
>no, actually, the lock has superglue leaking out of it
>bitch has jammed the door shut
>priest asks if he's ready
>slamming that "No" button as hard as he can
>she's putting on lipstick
>"It's cute that you think you have a choice. Did it ever occur to you that someone can just as easily choose to take that choice away? You chose to save your first for that special someone. I'm choosing to be that special someone."

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 00:24:03 2019 No.21570790 >>21570766 This is a really great scenario for people who actually like Dark Priests like me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 00:24:14 2019 No.21570794 >>21570766 Anon's mistake here was going for the free food and drink.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 00:24:32 2019 No.21570795 >>21570790 Top-tier taste, friend.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 00:27:25 2019 No.21570808 >>21570766 >despair, but also an erection

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 00:31:18 2019 No.21570823 >>21570766 The male body has a way of shutting itself down in a real rape so if you get hard then it must have not actually been rape

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 00:31:46 2019 No.21570827 >>21570710 Pretty good

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 00:32:08 2019 No.21570831 >>21570823 >Sabbath medicine at work

Anonymous Sun Jun 23 00:35:07 2019 No.21570844
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>>21570766
Well done anon.
>>21570794
Technically, it's too late after you talk to them, instead of hiding behind your sofa when they knock on your door. To be fair, those cookies are delicious. They go perfectly with the absolute lack of inhibitions and lemonade.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 00:36:23 2019 No.21570850 File: 244 KB, 1200x1200, Cheshire Collage.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to let Cheshire Cat know just how much she means to me!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 00:37:10 2019 No.21570852 >>21570831 Clearly those meds wouldn't work if the body didnt want it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 00:41:42 2019 No.21570868 >>21570850 Cheshires need to be spoiled and told just how cute they are

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 00:44:02 2019 No.21570872 >>21570808 tfw Junko-sama isn't also a monster on the outside too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 00:46:39 2019 No.21570878 >>21570844 Makes me wonder about any other organization that comes knocking on your door.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 00:55:19 2019 No.21570914 >>21570823 this is literally the same argument thats made by rapists towards women getting raped i see what you did there

Anonymous Sun Jun 23 00:59:44 2019 No.21570924
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>>21570878
That's a totally different kettle of fish, anon. Those girl scouts are pretty tough.

>"You will honor me by buying my 30 boxes of Thin Mints. Or would you rather honor me by testing my new mana based suppository? Fufufufuf."

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:00:36 2019 No.21570927 File: 1.67 MB, 1280x1724, 1480160841510.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw you will never have a harem of every color of chromatic and metallic dragon, drawing the attention of Tiamat and Bahamut themselves

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:02:50 2019 No.21570933 File: 165 KB, 768x768, 1517780479820.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21570927 Just give a dragon, any dragon, I'll be happy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:13:15 2019 No.21570968 File: 144 KB, 960x720, 1447662232035.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Time to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:16:33 2019 No.21570976 >>21570968 Text says >Dad >I want new phone~ Will you spoil your daughteru?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:17:54 2019 No.21570978 >>21570976 >Will you spoil your daughteru? Of course, that's what a daughteru is for, but in exchange for the spoiling I get to embarrass her in front of the boy she likes be it from me being a dork or offering to show him the baby photos

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:18:35 2019 No.21570980 >>21570976 No.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:18:56 2019 No.21570982 >>21570924 Then snuggle Scouts weren't this rude to me, I bought their ice cream and I got a hug plus a free homemade scarf from Wendi-chan's mom

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:20:05 2019 No.21570985 >>21570976 >Will you spoil your daughteru? Yes, but not in the way she expects!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:20:24 2019 No.21570988 File: 816 KB, 1242x1471, dragonhandholding.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21570933 I just want to make a dragon happy, is that too much to ask?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:21:48 2019 No.21570994 >>21570978 >>or offering to show him the baby photos >And here is a picture of her first hoard, you see the stuffed bunny, his name is Sir Fluffles and she still sleeps with him

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:23:22 2019 No.21570997 >>21570994 >He laughs it off >HFW he has to gingerly move Sir Fluffles out of the way on their first night

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:27:28 2019 No.21571010 Your daughter gave you the old fashioned "BUT DAAAAAAAAAD!!" response when you told her no. But what were you saying she couldn't do?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:27:33 2019 No.21571011 File: 1.17 MB, 953x1100, 75365529_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:28:30 2019 No.21571016 File: 161 KB, 868x982, 1555736509714.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21570988 Disgusting uncensored version?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:29:58 2019 No.21571019 >>21571011 holy DAMN

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:32:08 2019 No.21571029 >>21571019 It's a feint!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:32:19 2019 No.21571032 >>21571010 Probably something she wants way past her bedtime, like an extra story or a longer belly rub or just one more orgasm or another glass of water. My daughteru has lots of energy, but bedtime is bedtime!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:32:38 2019 No.21571034 >>21571011 Is it wrong that I looked at the tail first?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:33:16 2019 No.21571035 >>21571011 >tfw each of her cheeks/thighs are twice as big as her head oof

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:33:47 2019 No.21571041 >>21571029 Idc, I'M DIVING IN!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:34:23 2019 No.21571044 >>21571010 She wanted to dress like an angel when this is a succ household

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:35:58 2019 No.21571053 The last movie you saw now has MGs in it. How different is it from the source?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:36:19 2019 No.21571056 >>21571041 Anon-dono...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:38:17 2019 No.21571065 >>21571053 >Godzilla: King of the Monsters Jackpot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:38:56 2019 No.21571068 >>21571034 It's possible the picture is about a rata trying to show her husband she has leg fluff but he can't find it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:39:39 2019 No.21571072 >>21571053 >Harry Potter It would be very different.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:41:56 2019 No.21571079 File: 816 KB, 1500x1038, mSmbz2Yb_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21571011 As resident rata fag, hell fucking yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:46:11 2019 No.21571092 >>21571053 >Girls und Panzer: der Film Instead of the school being shut down, the Ministry is moving to transfer out their boyfriends and make their school a girls' school.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:46:41 2019 No.21571093 >>21571065 I call dibs on Queen Ghidorah.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:48:44 2019 No.21571102 >>21571056 All I wanted... was a heavy bottom Rata.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:51:28 2019 No.21571112 >>21571053 >The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms No real change aside from going on a roller coaster date with the kaiju waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:53:35 2019 No.21571117 >>21571016 impregnate that shorty

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:54:37 2019 No.21571119 >>21571053 >peppermint i don't think i wanna watch a movie about the order killing a mg's family

Anonymous Sun Jun 23 02:01:16 2019 No.21571148
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>>21571053
>The Thing
>Lone anon on arctic science base with only monster girls as the other research scientists
>Shoggoth encased in ice get released and starts kidnapping and assuming the role of the other monster girls
>Numerous rape attempt from his coworkers not wanting to die virgins and the shog herself leave anon paranoid
>Doesn't know who to trust
Even the weakness to fire fits the shoggoth

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 02:19:30 2019 No.21571219 >>21571011 Is this the message from the gods?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 02:22:49 2019 No.21571235 >>21571053 >Jurassic world So it's that one z-ton doujin basically.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 02:23:48 2019 No.21571241 >>21571119 Nah, even fatguys keep it mostly pg-13. >>21571053 >Two mules for Sister Sara Clint Eastwood is violently raped for 2 hours by a prostitute in a nun outfit. It still isn't as weird as "The Beguiled". What the hell was that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 02:27:35 2019 No.21571258 File: 1.61 MB, 1000x1239, 1547247445372.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21571044 Don't be like that! Angels are just as good as succubi. Maybe better!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 02:30:00 2019 No.21571267 >>21571219 >'For fighting in my name, please pleasure yourself with this Squirrel, as your cocksleeve.' -Odin

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 02:32:21 2019 No.21571279 >>21571219 I dunno, "ayy yo, check out dis squirrel' dummy booty!" doesn't sound like something a god would say. Maybe the god of ass would, I guess. Is there an ass god? I'll bet it's worth worshiping if it exists.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 02:34:18 2019 No.21571289 how do you pronounce leanan sidhe

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 02:36:12 2019 No.21571297 File: 233 KB, 1000x595, feedthefairy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21571289 "Kyuu-tee pah-too-tee".

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 02:37:58 2019 No.21571305 >>21571297 I wouldn't be surprised if this was actually the case. What a mongrel language

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 02:38:09 2019 No.21571308 >>21571011 i want a genital one so bad

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 02:39:03 2019 No.21571310 File: 493 KB, 1035x1049, karaoke.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21571305 I too only speak the pvrest of lingvas.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 02:42:22 2019 No.21571315 File: 375 KB, 1384x993, 1550799602970.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21571308 I have the lewd version you're not getting it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 02:43:32 2019 No.21571318 >>21571289 Lean-in shee.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 02:44:00 2019 No.21571319 File: 431 KB, 1463x2048, 5f6584593bb7bc8e501ad925afd1e783.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21571315 good for you

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 02:47:34 2019 No.21571329 >>21571318 but cait sith is pronounced ket shee are you telling me that sith and sidhe are pronounced the same way in the same language

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 02:54:32 2019 No.21571346 >>21571315 I don't believe you, prove it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 02:58:46 2019 No.21571363 File: 369 KB, 800x705, 1559765849710.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a Hellhound to gentle femdom me!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 03:06:34 2019 No.21571387 >>21571363 i'd rather take the knotted strapon, myself

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 03:08:47 2019 No.21571392 >>21571219 Really now. You have to reach inside and pull out the message. Duh. People don't even proper augury anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 03:10:59 2019 No.21571402 >>21570988 I just want to make a Ryu happy!

Anonymous Sun Jun 23 03:11:00 2019 No.21571403

>>21571329
Nah. The confusion lies in the issue of the names accepted spelling versus true spelling. If you went with proper spelling it would be Cait Sidhe, minus the accents of course.
Cait is something like saying Eye with a K before and a T after sort of like the Chit- portion of Chitin.
As for Sidhe it's best to just say Shee but there really is an extra sort of hard E sound in there at the tail end thats kept short meaning its said closer to Sheey where that Y at the end is that extra E sound in there. It's hard to explain just how short and quiet that last sound is you'd almost have to hear it said a few times to actually catch it and if you don't have the ear for it or didn't know that part even existed it would just sound like Shee.

Welcome to fucking irish gaelic. Just be happy we aren't talking welsh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 03:15:07 2019 No.21571415 >>21571403 Oh, okay. On a similar note, greek does not use soft Cs, so it's actually "skylla" and "karybdis"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 03:16:15 2019 No.21571418 >>21571346 >>21571319 https://imgur.com/a/7LaJdUe Okay :) I don't actually have the lewd version of the pic I replied to btw

Anonymous Sun Jun 23 03:19:51 2019 No.21571433

>>21571415
It's a tad more fucked up than that.
https://youtu.be/OWU_z77JKvc
https://youtu.be/TgpXeU_D3bQ

Notice how that's a god damned H sound and it's just the accent making it have the harsh almost Kuh sound to it and that fucking B is pronounced like a V.

Anonymous Sun Jun 23 03:20:31 2019 No.21571436
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>>21571289
It's pronounced [fing ger reyp]. Apparently from an old ogham dialect or something. The little bastards get so excited when called by their ancient name. Give it a try next time you're around some of them. They're a bit hard of hearing so you should say it pretty loudly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 03:22:39 2019 No.21571443 >>21571403 >tfw I have been calling them Kate Sith inside my head for all these years

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 03:23:34 2019 No.21571447 >>21571443 It's okay, if you can't butcher the girls you can at least butcher their names.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 03:27:49 2019 No.21571466 >>21571392 Reach into the fluff? That seems pretty lewd, but I guess messages stay warm and dry in there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 03:28:35 2019 No.21571468 >>21571418 I thought so, I couldn't find anything on the artist's twitter or pixiv about a fanbox, patreon, etc. or anywhere were he posts special content

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 03:29:49 2019 No.21571472 >https://i.imgur.com/4uMDtY4.jpg ywn have loli succs do this for you

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 03:39:30 2019 No.21571499 >>21571472 >https://e-hentai.org/s/4f6f48e51d/1284284-18 >ywn have loli succs do this for you

Anonymous Sun Jun 23 03:48:53 2019 No.21571517

>>21571468
Man I wish I had the money to commission someone for rata lewds, If I did, I'm still thinking about if I would actually post what I commissioned here or not. Probably if it's a generic rata, but if I come up with my own waifu variation of her, probably not.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 03:48:54 2019 No.21571518 >>21571466 >into the fluff >dry messages Yeah, not so much. There are two places where the messages could be. Remember that proper augury requires time, patience, and finesse.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 03:53:18 2019 No.21571531 >>21571053 >Venom So a Shoggoth decides the best way to protect her master is to merge with him and become like living armour?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 04:15:09 2019 No.21571582 >>21571447 >butcher their names. It's not our fault the language is stupid and counter intuitive.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 04:24:15 2019 No.21571617 >>21571517 >but if I come up with my own waifu variation of her, probably not. Why not? Other anons do.

Anonymous Sun Jun 23 04:26:48 2019 No.21571625

>>21571582
Not to disagree with the general fuck irish gaelic opinion especially after having explained some of it but it actually has some of the most consistent rules as far as languages go. It just won't seem that way because you were raised off the english language which to basically everybody else is a fucking horror show as far as rules go because way way too much of it is fluid or contradictory.
Seriously though, fuck irish gaelic. At least use something like a custom alphabet or some shit or do like the russians with cyrillic and make it easy on people.

Anonymous Sun Jun 23 04:27:33 2019 No.21571628

>>21571617
>Other people do it so you should too.
I don't like the idea of other people taking my waifu and fapping to her, or using her for this or that, that I wouldn't approve of. The waifu anons that do probably have a bit more self-esteem than I do.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 04:29:13 2019 No.21571634 >>21571617 Not him but some people aren't okay with the concept of sharing their waifu's with other men.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 04:29:37 2019 No.21571636 >>21571628 I agree somewhat. I happily post commissions of my wife here, but I'll be keeping any nude or sexual ones private.

Anonymous Sun Jun 23 04:35:44 2019 No.21571649

>>21571636
Yeah I agree there for sure. But I've just heard some gay shit happening with OCs and shit before. Mostly just RP cancer, and other people being like "wow, she's my waifu too now" I realize how dumb it sounds to be possessive and "monogamous" with a virtual waifu, but, just saying how I feel about it. I ain't no cuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 04:40:02 2019 No.21571657 >>21571649 >"wow, she's my waifu too now" Never seen that happen, and I've never heard of anyone commissioning other peoples OCs either. But I understand what your saying. You want it to be a completely personal matter, and that's fine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 04:41:26 2019 No.21571660 >>21571649 Also, most anons don't post the full res versions. Sometimes they do, but not often.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 04:44:50 2019 No.21571671 >>21571657 It's mostly just the anons that are like "i wanna fuck your wife" or whatever. Maybe I just care a little too much about it.

Anonymous Sun Jun 23 04:45:06 2019 No.21571672

>>21571053
>Spider-man: Homecoming

A young Arachne fights crime, keeping her identity hidden as Spiderwoman, being careful to make sure no one figures out that it's her.

Under the careful watch of a strict Automaton, she needs to deal with a Vulture Harpy villain who's stealing tech and selling it.

and the prom's tomorrow!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 04:46:40 2019 No.21571675 >>21571671 Ah, the "I wanna fuck your wife in the ass" guy. I just found it funny when he did it to me, but I can see it bothering some people.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 04:48:35 2019 No.21571679 >>21571675 I'm not talking about them in particular, just in general, the randoms online that are just like "I want to XYZ her!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 04:49:35 2019 No.21571682 >>21571436 This seems suspicious...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 04:54:03 2019 No.21571693 >>21571053 >Ocean's Twelve A fit Wight dances past a laser grid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 04:55:33 2019 No.21571694 >>21571675 hasn't done it to me yet, maybe he doesn't like lolis.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 04:56:46 2019 No.21571695 File: 137 KB, 500x722, 1521392854127.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Carbon based lifeform! I wish you to interlope in my hydrophonic garden! Automa-nee isn't making any sense.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 04:58:48 2019 No.21571702 >>21571695 bots with built in spats aesthetic is cheating

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 04:58:48 2019 No.21571703 >>21571695 Does coloring her in red make her 3 times faster?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 04:58:52 2019 No.21571704 >>21571695 She must be one of those combat-models, they can be a bit intense.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 05:05:32 2019 No.21571719 >>21571703 Red is fastah, purple is invisible, but GREEN IS BEST.

Anonymous Sun Jun 23 05:08:28 2019 No.21571724

>>21571704
>Combat model automaton over reacting to everyday things
>Blows bumblebee out of sky with precision the likes of have never been seen
>Tackles jogging jinko running towards you and putting her in a headlock while you try to pry her off
>Follows you around at work, intercepts and intimidates any coworkers that try to talk to you. Even your boss is afraid
>Demands that all calls go through her first or in the very least put on speaker
>Doesn't let you cook so you don't cut yourself
>Even goes as far as to try to put a sleep curfew
>Luckily she is almost entirely inexperienced with anything lewd
>Even a simple kiss on the lips will send sparks flying out of her ears

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 05:13:01 2019 No.21571743 >>21571053 >late night Still a shit movie with a message watered down by it's incomprehensible writing, but at least there's something pretty to look at.

Anonymous Sun Jun 23 05:14:13 2019 No.21571745

>>21571679
Just a heads up, but most artists post lower res versions of their commissions on twitter/deviantart/pixiv. If you're going to get comms and don't want the weird shits on those sites making posts like that then be sure to ask for the commission to be private.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 05:16:14 2019 No.21571754 >>21571053 >BLAME! A tomboy automaton with a pistol that can destroy entire square miles. I'd want to see this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 05:17:57 2019 No.21571763 For the hundredth time, anon, a demonic possessed Plymouth Fury is not a monster girl. I don't care if her name is Christine, she is not a monster girl, she will never be a monster girl, and that's final.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 05:20:14 2019 No.21571769 >>21571053 Don't know if it counts but >bootleg Taiwanese "movie" of every episode of Thunderbolt Fantasy season 2 Man tries desperately to hold all the troubled Cursed Swords he has and find them good homes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 05:20:30 2019 No.21571770 >>21571763 What about Dolan's Cadillac?

Anonymous Sun Jun 23 05:40:16 2019 No.21571844

>>21571628
As someone who posts the lewds here my mindset will always be that my waifu is a product of my mind and not another single anon. I'm always just excited to share new art of her whatever it is and if someone ends up fapping to her it's not the end of the world, poor Miiafag has to put up with a lot worse.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 05:51:47 2019 No.21571880 >>21571679 I tend to avoid reading the comments on the artist's profiles once a comm is done. The thread is typically okay, but places like deviantart and gelbooru attract some utterly retarded comments and weird RP things.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 05:52:13 2019 No.21571884 >>21571011 >Ratatoskr low-key has thick thighs and a fat ass. >No one's ever noticed because they're too busy staring at her tail.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 05:54:44 2019 No.21571896 >>21571675 I find that guy funny too, he's obviously just doing it for laughs too and he's done that to me twice now. In a way I take it as a compliment but the same as you I can see why it bothers some people.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 05:56:19 2019 No.21571902 >>21571880 >you will never be commissioned by a monstergirl to draw a guy having disinterested, yet still cute and wholesome tentacle potion sex with her self-insert OC cur vivere

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 06:00:07 2019 No.21571915 File: 259 KB, 715x1000, D8qTkKdU8AA3wzQ.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tawawa women are MGs in disguise.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 06:16:55 2019 No.21571972 I wish women could corrupt into automatons

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 06:22:48 2019 No.21571997 File: 10 KB, 156x185, 1561285368373.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21571972 Utterly impossible, I'm afraid. No one would dare do such a thing. Give way to eternal despair. Merry X-mas.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 06:25:51 2019 No.21572004 >>21571770 Cars are not monster girls. End of story.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 06:29:43 2019 No.21572011 >>21572004 Still a fetish for it sadly

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 06:30:53 2019 No.21572015 >>21571915 Explain.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 06:32:06 2019 No.21572021 >>21572015 They make my PP supernaturally hard

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 06:51:41 2019 No.21572071 >>21572015 Tawawa Trolls

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 07:23:00 2019 No.21572165 File: 1.21 MB, 1852x2160, 1560937862912.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dead thread

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 07:24:40 2019 No.21572173 >>21572165 >put a big candle on a Lich's head while she's sleeping >she doesn't notice it for a few days

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 07:28:24 2019 No.21572186 >>21572173 What would her punishment be when she finally finds out?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 07:33:32 2019 No.21572202 >>21572186 Candle-play?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 07:41:21 2019 No.21572223 >>21572202 >"You like playing with candles huh" >Anon has to keep a candle alight for a week >if it goes off he gets hit by a massive wave of pleasure enough to incapacitate him before it relights itself

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 07:43:44 2019 No.21572233 File: 713 KB, 680x734, 1535509625908.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21571289 It's pronounced Lhiannan Shee. So when you say it properly messed up from a night on the town it should come out like "Lee-ann-an Shee".

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 07:47:58 2019 No.21572255 File: 706 KB, 1680x2160, 1558075325893.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alps need impregnating.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 07:50:42 2019 No.21572272 >>21572255 I wanna be friends with an alp-bro, only to deny her sex at ever opportunity.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 07:53:20 2019 No.21572279 >>21572272 >Who's the real monster here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 07:54:14 2019 No.21572282 >>21572255 And a cheeki breeki to you as well young lady

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 07:58:19 2019 No.21572298 >>21572255 Eh, I'd tap it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 08:11:48 2019 No.21572350 I want to tease a Rata for having a slightly chubby tummy, then tease her even more for having a big, fluffy tail. Then tease her even more than that for loving my dick up her ass!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 08:15:25 2019 No.21572371 >>21572350 I want to do the same, but also tease her about her big F@ R@A T@As.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 08:16:11 2019 No.21572379 >>21572350 The best bit about Ratas is picking them up and carrying them off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 08:24:32 2019 No.21572417 >>21572379 Picking one up to show off how easy you'd be able to man-handle her, maybe even whispering in her ear about all the things you could do to her, would produce a Rata that can't stop blushing and stuttering!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 08:30:49 2019 No.21572449 >>21572298 We all would because 99% of us here are desperate to the point we'd fuck any monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 08:34:40 2019 No.21572465 >>21572449 Speak for yourself fag.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 08:36:43 2019 No.21572474 Don't normally request my girls in drawthreads but something came over me and I decided to try it as a one off. https://is2.4chan.org/h/1561288222299.png

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 08:44:22 2019 No.21572500 >>21572474 >inverted nipples Lewd!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 08:48:00 2019 No.21572515 >>21572417 Doesn't matter if she's thick, buff, flat, or max stacked, Ratas are meant to be picked up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 08:54:23 2019 No.21572539 File: 429 KB, 626x1200, 1447124450942.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I doubt you could even imagine it. That which commanded the stars, giving life its full luster. The wedding ring, ooohhh the wedding ring! Given by someone...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 08:56:03 2019 No.21572548 https://youtu.be/z2_dhUv_CrI MGE Worker and parasite when?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 09:02:25 2019 No.21572572 >>21572548 >Kiki watches her favorite childhood cartoon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 09:03:13 2019 No.21572576 >>21572474 That's a sexy demon and some good art for a drawthread, happy to see it!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 09:04:22 2019 No.21572582 >>21571068 >"Over here, see?" >Anon has a giggle over her rump >"What's so funny....KYAAAAH!?"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 09:05:14 2019 No.21572584 File: 2.84 MB, 2000x2000, 1543500598862.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to tell an eldritch monster that she's beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 09:08:12 2019 No.21572593 >>21567095 If they deliver the mail Who delivers the mail?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 09:14:37 2019 No.21572604 File: 1.48 MB, 1500x2000, 75367289_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 09:19:03 2019 No.21572621 >>21572474 Wonderful. I wish I had your luck with drawthreads

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 09:23:07 2019 No.21572632 Dragon thieves Yes or no?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 09:24:17 2019 No.21572636 >>21572604 Would a plant and a Succubus really band together for the sake of raping you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 09:26:02 2019 No.21572639 >>21572632 Explain. Do these thieves steal Dragons? NYEENYEENYENYEENYEH

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 09:27:00 2019 No.21572642 >>21572636 I don't see why not.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 09:31:57 2019 No.21572656 File: 1.03 MB, 1089x1617, 70970643_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://i.imgur.com/XyomSSj.png Touch the cow. DO IT NOW.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 09:36:23 2019 No.21572672 >>21572656 How am I expected to focus in class when teacher cow's ass is so fat?!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 09:37:04 2019 No.21572676 >>21572656 Mmm, prime beef.

Anonymous Sun Jun 23 09:37:07 2019 No.21572678

50 states, and their representative monstergirls

Alabama: Cyclops, Dwarf
The highest iron/steel production of the states.
Alaska: Selkie, Yeti
Cold and wild, but a friendly place nonetheless.
Arizona: Dark Elf, Shoggoth
A strong tribal presence, with an air of the supernatural about it
Arkansas: Gnome, Troll
A land of idyllic rocks, rivers and forests. The perfect place for a cottage.
California: Nurarihyon, Hellhound
When it isn't urbane and lascivious, it's on fire.
Colorado: Harpy, Wendigo
Mountains, snow, and mystery.
Conneticut: Gremlin, Holstaur
The land of the first hamburger, polaroid, helicopter, and color television. Also, a really strong dairy industry, and home of the only steam-powered cider mill in the US. Weird science.
Delaware: Sea Bishop, Elf
A self-contained fishing community.
Florida: Ryu, Demon
Tumultuous weather, and vices. A state for those with a dark side.
Georgia: Alraune, Dorome
The most fertile land in the south. So fertile, that some of the dirt is edible there.
Hawaii: Lava golem, Amazon
What isn't an exotic, tropical island resort is probably a hellish pit of ash and magma. Great for tourism!
Idaho: Ogre, Lizardman
War horses and hot springs. The true musclegirl paradise.
Illinois: Thunderbird, Dormouse
Wild weather, nuclear power, and a good helping of cookies and crackers.
Indiana: Gnome, Kitsune
Likes to build roads and go very, very fast.
Iowa: Orc, High Orc
By far the highest production of pork of any state
Kansas: Kamaitachi, Tanuki
A state that's all about tornados, and making bread. Excuse the pun, but this state seriously made enough bread to give every person on earth six loaves, at one point. That kind of productivity is unnatural.
Kentucky: Centaur, Satyros
Who would've guessed that the best place to drink is also the best place to ride horses?
Louisiana: Phantom, Wight
Land of the festive dead.
Maine: Cancer, Unicorn
The official state of crustaceans and peace
Maryland: Merrow, Nereid
Wants to be like Maine, but can't really resist it's naughty side.
Massachusetts: Angel, Devil
Constantly trying to figure out whether or not it wants to be a cunt today. No, it didn't ask you for your opinion.
Michigan: Apsara, Dark Mage
The worlds largest holstein dairy herd, and also the world's largest manufacturer of magic supplies reside in the same state. Coincidence? I think not.
Minnesota: Kraken, Unagi Joro
More shoreline than any other state, more lakes than any other mainland state. Do not come here if you hate being wet.
Mississippi: Ratatoskr, Dark Priest
Home of the largest pecan nursery, and the nations largest bible-binding plant.
Missouri: Alp, Vampire
The largest producer of both basedbeans and plantation families.
Montana: Whitehorn, Yuki-onna
When it isn't remote, it's populated by elk!
Nebraska: Valkyrie, Mindflayer
A state that preaches "equality before the law" but also has some of the wildest stuff underground just HAS to have a secret society of the eldritch. Just saying.
Nevada: Apophis, Pharaoh
I think it goes without saying that a state with this much sin in it is perfect for this dynamic
New Hampshire: Lich, Succubus
The kinkiest state.
New Mexico: Ocelomeh, Hobgoblin
The only state which allows tribal law to supersede state law.
New York: Lilim, Devil Bug
Royalty and absolute garbage living in perfect harmony.
New Jersey: Large Mouse, Imp
Did someone say population density?
North Carolina: Crow Tengu, Owl Mage
The official state of flight.
North Dakota: Honey bee, wasp
Lots of states have "honey bee" as their state insect. North Dakota beats every state out in honey production by a god damn mile, and they have the ladybug as their state insect. I love it.
Ohio: Slime, Dark Slime
The home of rubber, chewing gum, and "Hang On, Sloopy".
Oklaholma: Gandharva, Leanan Sidhe
Lot of creative folk come from here.
Oregon: Ghost, Zombie
The Ghost Town State
Pennsylvania: Automaton, Golem
Land of the first computer, still standing strong as a tech powerhouse.
Rhode Island: Pixie, Dragon
Haha, it's so tiny. But it also produces a lot of fine jewlery
South Carolina: Salamander, dark-skinned, tropical-themed Dryad
Don't really know much about South Carolina, but the state reptile is a salamander, and there's a lot of new-world foliage out there.
South Dakota: Werewolf, Ushi-Oni
Home of the Badlands.
Tennessee: ??????
Seriously, I'm lost here.
Texas: Minotaur, Weresheep
The leader in textiles and bullriding.
Utah: Bicorn, Hakutaku
The highest literacy rate, plus a large polygamous religious sector.
Vermont: Kejourou, Lesser Succubus
Unironically the hairiest state.

I'm at a total loss for washington, west virginia, wisconsin and wyoming.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 09:38:40 2019 No.21572690 >>21572678 >Maryland It would literally be Baphomet, Witch, and Cancer you uneducated fucking philistine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 09:40:40 2019 No.21572699 File: 49 KB, 360x520, breathoffireII_conceptart_Jlw3r.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21572632 >>21572639 Dragons that are theives

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 09:41:56 2019 No.21572704 >>21572678 >Ohio >slimes >not mucus toad Did you even look into half of these or did you just wing it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 09:43:27 2019 No.21572712 >>21572678 California needs Ignis

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 09:43:46 2019 No.21572713 >>21572576 /h/'s drawthread quality is really nice, I still feel incredibly lucky for my demon getting attention though. >>21572621 Hope your lurk turns around soon man, drawthreads are like rolling a gacha.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 09:50:22 2019 No.21572743 >>21572713 >/h/ If only they accepted monstergirls besides succubi.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 09:52:16 2019 No.21572749 >>21572743 I can see them going for kinkier monsters like slimes, and I bet elves and dark mages would also be welcem due to how human they look.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 09:53:21 2019 No.21572751 >>21572749 >welcem How did welcome get corrected to that? Fuck this thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 09:55:05 2019 No.21572761 >>21572656 I bet this is how she would try to encourage her favorite student to try harder.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 09:57:12 2019 No.21572767 File: 166 KB, 715x1041, ea9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21572678 >my home state is owl mage Cool.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 09:58:41 2019 No.21572778 >>21572743 Ones with animal ears, tails and paws should be okay too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 09:59:31 2019 No.21572782 >>21572678 Trying to apply this to my country is pretty fun. Even if it would basically just be werewolf, white horns and elves.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 10:04:49 2019 No.21572804 File: 715 KB, 1500x1500, 75366077_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 10:08:29 2019 No.21572817 >>21572782 Russia?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 10:08:54 2019 No.21572821 >>21572782 Finland? Mine would probably have Hinezumi, Apsara, and Houri, along with Tanukis.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 10:10:10 2019 No.21572827 >>21572817 >>21572821 >Finland? Close, Sweden.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 10:10:30 2019 No.21572829 >>21572704 I was trying to think more along the lines of state monstergirls, but yes, mucus toads should be in the running.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 10:10:58 2019 No.21572835 >>21572827 You'd get an elk, because I heard it said Swedish people fear the elk.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 10:11:59 2019 No.21572846 >>21572699 I never knew a dragon who was into stealth, elaborate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 10:12:13 2019 No.21572848 >>21572678 Thinking of applying this to my country. Memes about immigrants in our cities aside, I'm not sure what girls would best represent England. Probably something boring like Centaurs or Weresheep.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 10:13:31 2019 No.21572855 File: 373 KB, 741x1200, 255_mad_hatter_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21572848 >I'm not sure what girls would best represent England.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 10:14:03 2019 No.21572858 >Meanwhile, at a Mofu Lover's Anonymous meeting >"H-Hello, I'm Anon, and I'm...a slut for foxes." >"Hi, Anon."

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 10:14:08 2019 No.21572859 >>21572835 Elks are no fucking joke tho. Those fuckers can be real dangerous.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 10:14:16 2019 No.21572860 >>21572848 pretty much any girl based on celtic mythology would work

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 10:14:30 2019 No.21572862 >>21572848 Dullahans, Titanias, Living Armors, Redcaps...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 10:14:33 2019 No.21572863 >>21572848 >Weresheep for Wales >Salamanders/Ignis in kilts for Scotland >Wonderland types for the rest of England Come on lad, you're the only country in the world that can claim Alice is a native. >>21572855 Great minds think alike.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 10:14:43 2019 No.21572865 >>21572804 Remember, kids. Dragons are always the best.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 10:14:44 2019 No.21572866 >>21572767 I love Olw Mages, but their clothes are rediculous. The only way they'd work is if the feathered sections of their bodies were just costumes. If I ever made an OC one I'd try and address this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 10:15:53 2019 No.21572868 >>21572848 See >>21572855 Any Wonderland girl would represent England perfectly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 10:17:14 2019 No.21572872 File: 697 KB, 1600x2560, N1tq45e5xex21.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21572866 It's mamono mana, I ain't gotta explain shit

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