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2148157 No.2148157 [Reply] [Original]

Why would you want to switch lives with a Japanese person?

Would you enjoy being a corporate slave.

>> No.2148157,1 [INTERNAL] 

>Who says we want to live in Japan?
>Who said we like Japan?
>Op must be new here.
>I would never want to be born in Japan
>sage
>sauce on the op's image please
>We like Japan's 2D products, but we hate the Japanese people.

I'm currently doing some test to see if an AI bot would be possible. If I can predict their replies, then it might be possible...

>> No.2148160

We hate Japan

>> No.2148166

Big assumption there, bro.

>> No.2148170
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2148170

>>2148157
Japan?
I think you've got it mistaken.
We like Korea. Not Japan.

>> No.2148169

I already enjoy being a corporate slave

>> No.2148175

>>2148160
Better term would be indifferent.

>> No.2148178

>>2148157
Why do you not lurk before making threads?

>> No.2148185

>>2148170
Get out

>> No.2148185,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>2148160
>>2148166
>>2148178
Hahaha oh wow. /jp/ers are so predictable.

>> No.2148187

>>2148170
Disgusting korean, get out, dog.

>> No.2148189

>/jp/
>like Japan
Dohoho~

>> No.2148198

>>2148157
we aren't weaboo faggots

>> No.2148200

>>2148187
What do you have against Korea?

>> No.2148209

>>2148185
>>2148187
Fuck both of you.

>> No.2148214

>>2148209
It's just one guy forcing the Korea hate meme.

>> No.2148229

Troll etc.

>> No.2148237

AMERICAN IS PIG

AMERICAN IS FAT

DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?

DO YOU WANT A DONALD MCDONALD'S?

AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING

>> No.2148250

>>2148157
Sauce on manga/doujin?

>> No.2148254

>>2148250
there is none, it's a single page

>> No.2148255

>>2148250
Your mom drew it.

>> No.2148255,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>2148250,1
OH WOW

>> No.2148255,2 [INTERNAL] 

I cant believe this actually worked. /jp/ is really tsundere for Japan.

>> No.2148262
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>>2148250
Who knows.

>> No.2148255,3 [INTERNAL] 

Erm... Wait a second...
What?

>> No.2148264

In my home country, this is Nara of Japan, american student
1. steal stuff everything
2. lying to policeman
3. spit to face when talking, mouth smell bad
4. don't have money, many american student, hole in cloths and dirty pants, old shoes
5. raping? jap girl because jap girl say american boy no thanks, very ugly and fat
6. very smell of food eating by american
7. very smell of body, no bath long time, sometime 10 days?
american=monkey same

>> No.2148264,1 [INTERNAL] 

I thought you were talking about post order.
Which is perfectly fine.

>> No.2148264,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>2148157,1
My predictions weren't perfect, but they were close.

1). Who said we like Japan?
>We hate Japan
>Big assumption there, bro.

2). Op must be new here.
>Why do you not lurk before making threads?

3). sauce on the op's image please
>Sauce on manga/doujin?

>> No.2148282

>>2148264
*cough, HACK, Cough* damn what rathole did you pull that dusty, stale copypasta from??

Jeez I have seen that in a damn long while.
There's damn good reason why it's not used anymore

>> No.2148284

I like watching fish in a bowl, but i wouldn't want to be a fish.

>> No.2148289

>>2148282
*glomps Anonymous*

>> No.2148289,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>2148264,3
Oh, this is true.
It is now sorted by post number in all cases.

>>2148264,2
How many of these were posted by you?

>> No.2148298

>>2148289
*glomps* ^_^

>> No.2148304
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>>2148160
>>2148166
>>2148175
>>2148178
>>2148189
>>2148198
>>2148250

The separatist predicted your replies. This was all a test.

http://no-info.no-ip.info:6224/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/S2148157#p2148157_1

>> No.2148305

How come /jp/ anons never get angry when I glomp them? Something that I noticed...

>> No.2148305,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>2148289,1
None.

>>2148304
Looks like our fun is coming to an end.

>> No.2148309,1 [INTERNAL] 

So much for our secret hideout...

>> No.2148309,2 [INTERNAL] 

ATTENTION MINNA

In fact it was me who posted >>2148157,1; and I did that after you said your shit. I just put the post in the beginning of the thread to make an illusion that I predicted something. I didn't. Now go back to shitting up /jp/.

>> No.2148315

>>2148304
Ghost board > Separatist

>> No.2148315,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>2148289,1
>How many of these were posted by you?

I made this post to bump the thread:
>What do you have against Korea?

And I also made this post:
>It's just one guy forcing the Korea hate meme.

>> No.2148323
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2148323

>>2148170

/jp/ should ban corean.

>> No.2148327

>>2148200
What do you have against dog shit?

>> No.2148328

Source on OP?

>> No.2148328,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>2148309,2 is a butthurt /jp/er


>> No.2148328,2 [INTERNAL] 

>> Anonymous Thu Feb 26 14:13:29 2009 No.2148328,1 [INTERNAL]

>>2148309,2 is a butthurt /jp/er

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>> No.2148340

>>2148327
>>2148328
Protip: You're being trolled by the separatist.

>> No.2148340,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>2148305,1
>>2148309,1

wait this place is still a secret?

>> No.2148340,2 [INTERNAL] 

What code do you use to do that above-under line thing?

>> No.2148357

FUCK THE POH LEECE

>> No.2148357,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>2148340,2
verline and nderline

>> No.2148357,4 [INTERNAL] 

This is proof that an AI bot would work on /jp/.

We've been talking to each other for so long that we can predict each other's responses. The AI would be like Daisy, accept it has the ability to make post on the Internet.

>> No.2148357,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>2148357,2
It never occured to me someone would want to write something like this.

Hold on.

>> No.2148357,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>2148357,4
I really hope you're joking;

If not, please go ahead and implement said bot.

>> No.2148373

>>2148250
>>2148328
So predictable...

The sauce is [HD]_Together_Forever.

>> No.2148381

>>2148373
Thanks d00d

>> No.2148389

It's funny how we all know this is trolling, and that these threads come up all the time, and that replying to it won't do anything, but still reply every time.

>> No.2148389,1 [INTERNAL] 

code does cancel bbcode

>> No.2148389,2 [INTERNAL] 

It does now.

>> No.2148389,3 [INTERNAL] 

derp

>> No.2148389,4 [INTERNAL] 

test

>> No.2148389,5 [INTERNAL] 

>> No.2148415
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2148415

>>2148389
see
>>2148304

This thread was nothing more than a test. But I agree with you, every time someone makes a thread about "Why do /jp/ers liek Japan so much!" people make the same responses to it.

>We don't like Japan!
>We hate the Japs.
>Op needs to lurk more before posting on /jp/.

/jp/ is very tsundere for Japan. "J-Just because we listen to your music and play your games does not mean we like you or anything, s-stupid Japan...."

>> No.2148415,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>2148389,5
>>2148389,4
>>2148389,3
All, right, now I'm puzzled.
I don't know why this is working correctly.
The way it's written now, it should get first opening code tag and first closing tag, leaving two other closing tags as just text.

>> No.2148415,3 [INTERNAL] 

case-sensitive

>> No.2148422

>>2148415

They're ashamed of being associated with such a shitty subculture, and the weeaboos and narutards that plague it.

>> No.2148424

>>2148415
But I like listening to French music and I don't know a thing about France. I just like the way the language sounds. How could I like France in those circumstances?

>> No.2148424,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>2148415,6
This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat an idiot cat busy for cat 5 cat seconds.

>> No.2148424,2 [INTERNAL] 

errr, 5 minutes*

>> No.2148448

>>2148424
But in the case of /jp/. Most /jp/ers fap to Asian women, most /jp/ers waste 60% of their time playing Japanese Visual Novels, video games, j-drama, and anime. And some /jp/ers actually attempt to learn the language.

If you're an average /jp/er and you deny your fanboy lust for the people of Japan, then you are lying to yourself. Look at it from this way, if an asteroid crashed on Japan and killed every Japanese person you would feel sorrow.

>> No.2148448,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>2148424,3
Well, any retard.

>> No.2148453

>>2148448
I would feel sorrow if any nation were completely wiped out, because I'm a good and moral, caring person.

>> No.2148462

>>2148448
There is no such thing as a nation. The whole world is my home. All people in the world are my comrades. ;_;

>> No.2148472

>>2148448
But me liking fast food cheeseburgers doesn't equate me to loving the people that work there. The Japanese are simply a cog in the machinery that churns out things I like. Surely you don't think /jp/'s touhou, VNs, and porn are representative of the actual Japan.

>> No.2148472,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>2148415,3
>>2148415,4
Your /prog/ style conversation lost me.

>> No.2148478

>>2148472
So tsundere. ^^

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>>2148282
>portraying actions with asterisks

>> No.2148494

>>2148478
Secondary touhou fan.

>> No.2148501

>>2148494
Still tsundere. ^^

>> No.2148507

Why would you HATE Japan?
You don't have to be all weeaboo about it, but where comes the hate from?

>> No.2148514

>>2148507
Who knows. Unless they're Corean or Chinese, they're just overreacting.

>> No.2148528

>>2148514
Why would you HATE Korea? I could see if it was China, but Koreans have never done anything wrong.

>> No.2148531

>>2148507
Like all true morons, /jp/ jumps to extremes. They seem to think the only way to convince people they don't really like Japan and aren't like other weaboo faggots is to claim the complete opposite, that they hate it.

In other words, skunknuggets.

>> No.2148540

>>2148531
What the hell did you just write ?

>> No.2148557

>>2148540
Only truth.

>> No.2148570

>>2148157
I perfer /jp/&ese.

You must love Japan as well, since you are on a site based on Futaba channel.

>> No.2148578

>>2148453
>>2148462
>I would feel sorrow if any nation were completely wiped out, because I'm a good and moral, caring person.

But you prefer Japan more than most countries. If you had to choose between the asteroid falling on Japan or China, you would choose China.

>> No.2148585

>>2148570

Would you love the prostitute that you had sex with? I sure wouldn't. Do you love Japan because you're on a website based on something from Japan? I sure don't.

>> No.2148594

>>2148578

Not the person you're talking to but I'd choose North Korea.

>> No.2148603

>>2148578
Actually, I wouldn't. The population of China is far greater than Japan and also has larger geographic and biological diversity.

China would be a greater loss.

>> No.2148612

>>2148603
Also, an asteroid that would fuck over the entirety of China is guaranteed to kill us all. Just imagine how big that chunk of rock would be. Hell, we'd still be doomed if it was Japan. Fucking huge asteroids are no laughing matter.

>> No.2148642

>>2148612
>fucking huge asteroids are no laughing matter.

I would laugh if I saw someone fucking a huge asteroid.

>> No.2148647

Holy macaroni!

>> No.2148660

Let's just drop a colony on China instead.

>> No.2148668

>>2148660
Why don't you just use a thermonuclear device instead of wasting a marvelous piece of engineering, technology, and resources?

Fucking UC Gundam.

>> No.2148712
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2148712

/jp/ should ban chink and gooks

>> No.2148713

>>2148642
It's not funny. Bruce Willis died that way.

>> No.2148727

>>2148712

You'd lose the good half of this board.

>> No.2148747

>>2148712
Rei Ayanamei?!

>> No.2148764

>>2148668
The Minovsky Particle prevents such weapons. The only reason why they use Mobile suits is because of the Minovsky effect, which renders conventional weapons useless.

>> No.2148780

>>2148764
When m-particles are involved, long distance combat and/or guided weaponry is impossible. The mobile suits in a sense are the machines that deliver the payload.

>> No.2148784

>>2148764
I thought the reason they didn't use nuclear weapons in UC was because of that treaty which banned them. It's been too long.

But they had that nuclear device which was used in the series I can't recall the name of that blew up the entire Earth Fed fleet.

>> No.2148822

>>2148784
Even if there wasn't a treaty preventing them from using nukes, I highly doubt such a weapon would be very effective. Without radar/laser guidance, the only way to deliver a bomb is by dropping it. And I'm willing to bet it would be really hard to drop a bomb on a high-tech base with laser interceptors.

>> No.2149092

Bitter weeaboos are bitter

>> No.2149092,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>2148200
Q: Are you a Chinese?
Japanese "No I'm not"
Chinese "Yes I am"
Korean "No I'm not"

Q: Are you a Japanese?
Japanese "Yes I am"
Chinese "Yes I am"
Korean "Yes I am"

Q: Are you a Korean?
Japanese "No I'm not"
Chinese "No I'm not"
Korean "No I'm not"

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>>2148668
Brings back good memories.

>> No.2150721

I like what Japan makes.
Not Japanese them selves.
It's bad enough in America and the UK.

>> No.2150726

Wow fags you get trolled hard.

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