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Dog for Sale

Pure bred meido, age unknown
Has not been bred or neutered
Vaccinated up to this year

Coat: Should be good length, but not impeding action, of silky texture, not in any way woolly and should be straight. It should not be crimped and there should be no woolly undercoat.

General Appearance: Small sized body. Dark oval eyes, pigmentation of nose and eye rims should be black. Ears hang to the side of the head. Tail coated and curls up over onto the back.

Temperament: Affectionate, Lively, Alert

Characteristics: Sweet tempered and very intelligent.

Recommended for: Anyone except China

Be Aware
# Eyes are inclined to weep, staining the face.
# Tends to PAD when insecure

Price Negotiable:
Contact Remilia Scarlet of Scarlet Devil Mansion

>> No.2129712

time to upgrade huh remilia?

>> No.2129713

do not want

>> No.2129716
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2129716

I already have a dog maid.

>> No.2129717

Shit, I'd buy her in a heartbeat.

>> No.2129718
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2129718

I tested it for you guys.

All the crying was a huge turnoff but she has a nice body.
Some training will fix that

>> No.2129719

One day you'll be able to walk into a store and buy a doggirl, catgirl, beargirl, buggirl, whatever pet you like. You'll be able to buy extras like education, personality, domestic training, sexual obedience, anything you can imagine.
But by the time that day comes you'll be dead. ;_;

>> No.2129722

>>2129719
Anon will be 90 years old. not even viagra will help

>> No.2129723

>>2129719

Not if you've transferred your consciousness into a robot body first.

>> No.2129727

>>2129722
by then we'll live forever with giant penises anyways, hurray!

>> No.2129729
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2129729

how much is that doggy sakuya in the window

>> No.2129732

>>2129719
Well, I'm not really into genetically-moeified creations. I rather have a persocom. That Canadian guy better work faster!

>> No.2129737

>>2129727
Society changeg. Only useful people will life forever

>> No.2129740
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WARNING:Doggy Sakuya is very dangerous during mating season.

>> No.2129739

>>2129727
Society changed. Only useful people will life forever

>> No.2129742
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2129742

so i heard you leik robot gals

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>> No.2129746
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>>2129742
As long as the robot girl lovers are peaceful we can coexist, and even cooperate towards our future of commoditized companionship.

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2129747

Someone can help me? Ever since I purchased that maid I get bils from everywhere. Some person from mars sued me because their spaceships got destroyed.

How do I get 80000000000000000000000000000000000 dollars fast?

>> No.2129749
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2129749

Someone can help me? Ever since I purchased that maid I get bills from everywhere. Some person from mars sued me because their spaceships got destroyed.

How do I get 80000000000000000000000000000000000 dollars fast?

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>> No.2129757

>>2129749
Donate your seed to the intergalactic sperm banks.

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2129759

time to wake up master

>> No.2129761

>>2129757
even anon cant fap this much

>> No.2129765
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2129765

i can has more dog sakuya nao?

>> No.2129766

>>2129761
Get the maid to assist. It can't be that hard.

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>>2129765
Want all of this?

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A CHALLENGER APPEARS!!!

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>>2129765

>> No.2129770

Is it house-trained?

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>>2129771

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2129773

any translations on the moon runes?

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2129774

nice quality

>> No.2129776

>>2129732

It's already built, Japan's still figuring out how to mass-produce them.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Scary-Japanese-Robot-Girl-581353.html

>> No.2129782

>>2129776
some pedos cried tears of joy now

>> No.2129790

>>2129776
That's some progress, but it's nothing to cheer over yet.

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>>2129776
That is terrible.

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2129799

My maid alwys talks about satan. And the really worse part is: Satan visits us on a regular basis

>> No.2129802
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My maid always talks about satan. And the really worse part is: Satan visits us on a regular basis.
Once Satan showed up right when I used Yumekos private features

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2129814

om nom-nom-nom

>> No.2129828

>>2129802
Dont act like a baby. Ask satan to join the fun.

>> No.2129831

>>2129718

>All the crying was a huge turnon but she has a nice body.

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2129834

a dog sakuya is fine too

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2129856

My maid is awesome. I wont sell her

>> No.2129866
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2129866

How about wolves...

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>>2129866
foxes...

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>>2129869
and bears?

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>>2129873
DO NOT WANT

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2129887

I wish I had a cute Momiji around the house to keep me company and do my dishes.

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2129891

Nah, Because I'm Muslim I prefer a cat instead.

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2129914

i can has it?

>> No.2132146

Don't buy your meido. Far too many are born wild, and the shelters are packed full of wonderful meidos who just want a master to love them. Indeed, with the current economy, meidos are being abandoned left and right, many of which have no idea on how to survive on their own. You can find them everywhere, huddled under bridges, peeking out of boxes, some even just sitting where they were left, waiting for their master to come back.

>> No.2132185

>Dog Sakuya
>very intelligent.

I don't think so.

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