Guys, what's Youmu appeal to the audience? Is it her kid samurai attitude? Her devotion to her master? Her personality? The fact that she's a filthy half-breed? Can you discuss it?

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Anonymous Sun May 5 08:29:31 2019 No.21293467 [Reply] [Original]

Guys, what's Youmu appeal to the audience? Is it her kid samurai attitude? Her devotion to her master? Her personality? The fact that she's a filthy half-breed? Can you discuss it?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 08:33:59 2019 No.21293494 Dork

Anonymous Sun May 5 08:34:25 2019 No.21293496

>>21293467
Chuuni as hell, very girly, petite, gardener occupation (suggests she would be a pleasant housewife), she has a portable pillow that looks very comfy, she's likely to be very submissive, she's reportedly very, very soft to the touch, oh, and she's a swordfighter with cool abilities. Ideal housewife.

Anonymous Sun May 5 10:16:43 2019 No.21294027

>>21293496
>Ideal housewife.
Sorry, anon. Unlike you, I'm not a degenerate who would marry a half-human. All Youmu would do is pollute the Human Gene pool with her inferior genes, its best if we kill her. Nothing fold will come if we racemix with Youkai.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 10:24:37 2019 No.21294085 >>21293467 Perfect wife

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 10:49:39 2019 No.21294240 >>21293467 Sauce first and maybe I can tell you what I like about her

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 11:10:03 2019 No.21294339 File: 118 KB, 850x1201, __konpaku_youmu_touhou_drawn_by_amisu__sample-1d73f245eae453e66f3e23b78efa88f9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21294027 Good.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 11:12:38 2019 No.21294355 File: 417 KB, 2507x3541, __konpaku_youmu_touhou_drawn_by_amisu__1d73f245eae453e66f3e23b78efa88f9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21294339

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 11:14:23 2019 No.21294368 >>21294355 appollogeez!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 11:29:38 2019 No.21294464 >>21294027 Ghosts != youkai, retard-kun

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 11:43:58 2019 No.21294544 File: 523 KB, 800x1049, 1067c45de4ff3745c2ab2081fb20a25b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She's like the little sister version of Sakuya while Eirin is the Older sister version of Sakuya.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 11:51:47 2019 No.21294583 File: 772 KB, 400x225, 1510501175577.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She's cute! She's pretty! I love her personality! She's very soft! She's adorable when startled!! I want to hug her!!! Youmu!!!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 12:15:06 2019 No.21294723 >>21293467 >>21294339 Youmu should wear a longer skirt. I can see your sweaty little manko, Youmu, aren't you ashamed?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 12:24:01 2019 No.21294765 >>21294723 It's not sweaty!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 12:34:33 2019 No.21294812 >>21294723 She's signaling availability.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 12:38:30 2019 No.21294829 >>21293467 Thighs.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 13:31:20 2019 No.21295111 File: 40 KB, 644x496, 11c7ab99fe268ea167d6bdb08d2b1443.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21293467 Per the reasons listed in >>21293496, she is the Seiba of Touhou.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 13:33:44 2019 No.21295128 File: 223 KB, 608x805, 006.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Youmu has now officially surpassed Sanae. Now for the remaining question: Is Youmu a slutty dork, or a dorky slut?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 13:36:38 2019 No.21295143 >>21295128 She's not either! Stop it!

Anonymous Sun May 5 13:41:35 2019 No.21295173
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>>21294027
Anything willing to breed with you would add superior genes to your side of the genepool, dude. You should consider yourself blessed that Youmu would even think of drugging and playing with you in your sleep.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 13:41:52 2019 No.21295174 File: 206 KB, 787x1165, 70686763_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21295143 Wrong answer. The correct answer is "slutty dork".

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 13:45:22 2019 No.21295203 >>21295173 I want Youmu to drug me and play with me while I'm asleep. I wanna ask Youmu why I'm feeling so funny as she holds me in her arms and says "Shh...it's okay, Anon. Just go to sleep, I'll take care of you..."!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 13:46:34 2019 No.21295214 File: 438 KB, 1280x1816, 06.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21295173 I don't think she'd be one to really care about whether your genes are superior or not.

Anonymous Sun May 5 13:47:24 2019 No.21295219

>>21295128
Youmu is honestly a phantom rapist, stealing away to molest human villagers. Stop raping us, Youmu!
>>21295203
You do not want this. Do not let this half-ghoul-half-loser take advantage of your body gifted to you by the shintoist and buddhist sages.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 13:50:13 2019 No.21295241 >>21295219 She's not a loser. She's my friend and protector and I love her with all my heart. All she really had to do was ask if she wanted to see me like that, but if this is what she wants to do, I won't stop her...

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 13:50:15 2019 No.21295243 File: 328 KB, 1280x1814, 10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21295219 Too late. Your seed is her newborn's fetus now.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 13:57:34 2019 No.21295286 >>21295128 she has no idea dicks even exist, anon

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 13:59:37 2019 No.21295301 File: 121 KB, 850x1123, __konpaku_youmu_and_konpaku_youmu_touhou_drawn_by_evandragon__sample-91a5a1f7198bd367535a39c514880c54.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21295286 How else would a dork like her get into TH17 in the first place?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 14:01:56 2019 No.21295312 File: 43 KB, 512x359, 1534993087080.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21293467 R O K I O K I

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 14:01:57 2019 No.21295313 >>21295301 put some clothes on! A strange skeleton/flab hybrid..

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 14:04:44 2019 No.21295328 File: 304 KB, 1104x1103, __konpaku_youmu_touhou_drawn_by_sasa_kichi__896fc2bb1e6c1ee438c91574cca41637.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Youmu is not a sl*t, please stop this...

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 14:09:27 2019 No.21295351 File: 122 KB, 857x1200, 37278310.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21295214 Your genes are guaranteed inferior to hers, so she's sacrificing her perfection for you and you'd better be thankful.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 14:10:56 2019 No.21295364 >>21295351 Why is the guy black? Should be white.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 14:12:03 2019 No.21295371 >>21295328 Don't worry, it's probably an attempt at creating a new memebait, from the slutposters. Ignore it, and it will fade away.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 14:13:45 2019 No.21295385 >>21295364 Youmu wouldn't stoop so low to give her perfection to some whites, that's Sanae's job.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 14:14:49 2019 No.21295392 >>21295385 Fake and gay.

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>>21295351
>>21295364
>>21295385

Why would Youmu be so narrow-minded as to discriminate based on such things?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 14:19:33 2019 No.21295421 >>21295392 youmu hates hakujin and destroys them with her cross-roads cutting technique

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>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 14:26:48 2019 No.21295470 File: 1.38 MB, 1074x1517, __konpaku_youmu_touhou_drawn_by_ex__a4f1f98cbf4a56a43dde9703be3ea641.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Someone needs to teach this dork how to do CPR. I don't think this is how you do it.

Anonymous Sun May 5 14:33:21 2019 No.21295509
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>>21295328

She's a whore, not a slut. Youmu did it for money and a playable character slot. Sluts do it for free.

Anonymous Sun May 5 14:42:05 2019 No.21295561
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>Guys, what's Youmu appeal to the audience? Is it her kid samurai attitude? Her devotion to her master? Her personality? The fact that she's a filthy half-breed? Can you discuss it?

It's definitely her personality. She's one of the few major characters in the series that actually has notable character flaws compared to others. Youmu tends to be rather simple-minded, easily persuaded, and massively afraid of ghosts even though she's a half-breed. You don't really see that kind of "dorkishness" with Reimu, Marisa, Sakuya, Reisen, Aya, or Sanae. Cirno comes in second place for this, but she's more of a butt-monkey than anything.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 15:08:38 2019 No.21295699 Someone told me once that Youmu masturbates anally and gets really into it, and I can't stop imagining it...

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 15:18:11 2019 No.21295750 who draws the best dork

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 15:19:28 2019 No.21295761 File: 323 KB, 1280x1838, Myonshoku_04.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21295699 I don't know about masturbating anally, but I know she usually seeks out tentacle youkai if she can't find any one else to sleep with.

Anonymous Sun May 5 15:51:11 2019 No.21295936
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I'm going to level with Youmu here. Youmu, I don't hate you, and everyone's insults of you here are baseless and paper thin. In fact, Youmu, you're one of my favorite characters. The whole thing about being a straight-laced girl in Gensokyo is cool and I love seeing you wielding your swords. The problem is that you just seem to try a bit too hard. You're an interesting character. You're responsible, have good intentions, very determined, and subtly quirky. You're devoted to your master. These features can make you respected by the fanbase. Maybe not in the overt way you're expecting or hoping for, but in the silent and sincere kind of way. That's valuable on a level some people can't even understand. And don't feel afraid of rejection, I know you're looking for validation in a world full of twists and surprises, but give us a chance to really get to know you. Don't worry, Youmu, you're still young and you have a bright future ahead of you. Don't rush or you might be disappointed by what you missed on the way. Also, if you could stop throwing yourself at my crotch every time we're together, that would be great. Don't get me wrong, I love your shameless hunger for cum and I'll be more then happy to oblige you, but foreplay is important and that's a little hard when you're coming at me like your in heat.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 15:56:02 2019 No.21295961 File: 228 KB, 850x1189, 346546.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ёму!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 15:56:24 2019 No.21295966 >>21293467 Waifu bait. Most youmufags are degenerate ironic weeb niggers, and this very thread is a proof of that.

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>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 17:57:25 2019 No.21296632 File: 475 KB, 1001x1400, 3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21293496 >Ideal housewife. I doubt Yuyuko will let her slave get married without some form of compensation.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 19:14:19 2019 No.21296945 >>21296632 Grimsokyo go and stay go

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 19:37:35 2019 No.21297047 File: 2.71 MB, 848x3496, 1555691622456.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Youmu's a fucking asshole

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 19:44:50 2019 No.21297082 File: 568 KB, 1001x1400, 9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21297047 And a whore!

Anonymous Sun May 5 19:46:28 2019 No.21297090
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>>21296632

Well obviously you hasn't read the very same doujin you posted the image from, because Youmu starts stripping and getting fucked by the guy in the pic.

Yuyuko would be delighted to see Youmu married/fucked. That way Youmu will give her lots and lots of grandchildren.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 19:47:27 2019 No.21297095 >>21293467 That's a grizzled elderly man

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 19:49:40 2019 No.21297109 >>21296632 a dowry?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 19:54:04 2019 No.21297130 >>21295966 sure is.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 20:09:10 2019 No.21297190 File: 171 KB, 800x1129, 1555022018628.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like ghosts. That's about it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 20:50:06 2019 No.21297325 >>21295364 He's just an Okinawan.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 20:54:34 2019 No.21297342 >>21297047 As expected of the evil slut who drugs and rapes innocent men.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 21:06:08 2019 No.21297367 >>21297325 no, they aren't that dark.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 21:18:40 2019 No.21297407 >>21297367 Then Youmu is a huge slut who goes for anyone with a penis.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 21:26:23 2019 No.21297426 File: 400 KB, 1280x1817, HAKUREI_005.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21297367 Youmu also likes to make her own skin dark from time to time too.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 21:45:52 2019 No.21297489 Why are you guys now bullying youmu?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 21:56:59 2019 No.21297524 File: 308 KB, 700x800, 1544581773206.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21297489 Because it's fun! You should try it!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 23:13:41 2019 No.21297805 File: 833 KB, 2508x3310, __konpaku_youmu_and_konpaku_youmu_touhou_drawn_by_daru_kumakumadon__5d6faad1bb79b8a4ba58861c3c264def.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21297489 Who says we're bullying her? We're just telling the truth.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 6 00:25:32 2019 No.21298098 >>21296632 What are they saying?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 6 01:07:55 2019 No.21298251 >>21297047 Youmu NO!

Anonymous Mon May 6 01:27:47 2019 No.21298297
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>>21297047

How on earth did she turn into an asshole? That seems awfully uncharacteristic of her.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 6 02:25:52 2019 No.21298465 >>21298297 Its either fake and edited, or posted somewhere that isn't Zun's twitter or blog

>>	Anonymous Mon May 6 02:30:45 2019 No.21298477 >>21294027 Racemixing with a half youkai is still better than racemixing with a nigger.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 6 02:35:31 2019 No.21298490 >>21298465 No, that is a legit translation. Those Thcrap faggots work fast: https://www.thpatch.net/wiki/Th17/Youmu_A%27s_Scenario/en

>>	Anonymous Mon May 6 02:49:27 2019 No.21298524 >>21298490 wtf she's a cunt

>>	Anonymous Mon May 6 02:56:12 2019 No.21298541 >>21298524 >>21298297 Different routes have different dialogue. I'm guessing the animal goasts are influencing their personalities.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 6 02:57:55 2019 No.21298547 >>21298541 True i just noticed that.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 6 03:28:44 2019 No.21298643 File: 44 KB, 296x264, Interrogation mark (3).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How does Youmu ever find time to steal men's semen if she's too busy gathering food to satisfy Yuyuko's hunger?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 6 04:50:56 2019 No.21298902 >>21298643 I believe that's what you call killing two birds with one stone... if you get the implication here......

>>	Anonymous Mon May 6 06:09:19 2019 No.21299120 >>21298541 Or perhaps each route shows the worst of the character's personalities?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 6 08:09:05 2019 No.21299498 >>21299120 Can't be. IIRC Otter-Reimu is actually pretty nice. I might remember it wrong, but I think she apologized after beating up Eika (Youka?).

Anonymous Mon May 6 08:16:24 2019 No.21299520
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>>21299120
Nah, it does affect their personality.
Wolf: Ruthless, will do anything
Otter: Passive, makes you way softer than you would normally be
Eagle: Cocky, makes you ridiculously arrogant

>>	Anonymous Mon May 6 08:37:14 2019 No.21299588 >>21297047 2hus are possessed in the new game right? Real Youmu would never act like this!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 6 08:38:32 2019 No.21299600 >>21299588 Youmu isn't the nice and innocent girl she used to be, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 6 08:39:11 2019 No.21299604 File: 191 KB, 1280x720, th17main.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21299588 >>21299520 They are, look at Reimu's shadow

>>	Anonymous Mon May 6 08:46:23 2019 No.21299631 File: 155 KB, 1438x1246, Screenshot_20190506-134501~2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21299588 Yeah she definitely is. This is Eagle Youmu, and I can't see the real Youmu ever acting like that

>>	Anonymous Mon May 6 09:08:05 2019 No.21299701 >>21299631 >Cows are pretty dumb Hope Yuyuko never heard that.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 6 09:22:26 2019 No.21299746 whats with 2hus getting possessed ? its not the first time either does ZUN have hypnosis fetish ?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 6 10:12:11 2019 No.21299971 >>21299746 ZUN is Roki

>>	Anonymous Mon May 6 13:22:53 2019 No.21300863 youmu is shit. she's a dork, and now likes to bully dead babies to make herself feel better

>>	Anonymous Mon May 6 16:24:23 2019 No.21301762 roki flathu book when?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 6 17:47:15 2019 No.21302240 I want to fill Youmu-chan's womb with my seed.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 6 20:56:21 2019 No.21303140 File: 156 KB, 850x1200, __konpaku_youmu_touhou_drawn_by_tatundajo2012__sample-c99563b2f4bb819d72034333154b96ee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21302240 Dem hips were meant for making babies.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 7 01:13:08 2019 No.21304246 >>21303140 Agreed.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 7 08:21:10 2019 No.21305276 >>21297426 How much would Youmu charge for a night of raw animalistic nakadashi sex?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 7 13:15:21 2019 No.21306683 File: 191 KB, 850x1097, __konpaku_youmu_and_konpaku_youmu_touhou_drawn_by_bushi_1622035441__sample-115abe365fadb561133ca71d34ca475b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21305276 When did she ever say she charges anything for sex?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 03:25:53 2019 No.21310319 >>21306683 Who says she's not the one paying for sex?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 11:32:30 2019 No.21311918 >>21310319 She's poor.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 11:48:05 2019 No.21311988 >>21311918 I'd sex Youmu in exchange for her swords.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 11:56:58 2019 No.21312024 File: 277 KB, 780x523, uh oh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21311988 >>21311918 >>21310319 >>21306683 >>21305276 Youmu does not offer such kinds of services!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 11:56:59 2019 No.21312025 >>21311918 Why doesn't Yuyuko pay her properly? How is she supposed to focus on horny when she's extremely horny and can't afford a gigolo? Fortunately, I'm willing to be a good Samaritan and have sex with her for free as much as she wants.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 12:08:34 2019 No.21312072 >>21312024 dude weed

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 12:11:43 2019 No.21312091 >>21293467 SUMATA!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 15:30:55 2019 No.21312987 How often does Youmu masturbate? Surely a healthy and young lady like her must do it at least three times a week.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 15:48:19 2019 No.21313075 File: 178 KB, 850x1133, __konpaku_youmu_touhou_drawn_by_starraisins__sample-06079e08575e2fd024313c11173a486c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21312024 You're right. She seeks such services herself.

Anonymous Wed May 8 16:38:44 2019 No.21313317
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Youmu doesn't have sex for money like the shrine maidens, she only has sex with men she deems worthy enough to drug and have vigorous sleep sex with. The only way you'll ever know you were chosen is if you woke up in the middle of her mating ritual.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 16:53:26 2019 No.21313376 File: 659 KB, 1280x840, __konpaku_youmu_and_konpaku_youmu_touhou_drawn_by_maremay0513__4c673e48fedc74c568cf1bd3186b7301.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21313075 >>21313317 No she does not!!!!

Anonymous Wed May 8 18:35:29 2019 No.21313783
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>>21313317

Why does she need to drug guys to have sex with them? Any guy who isn't out of his damned mind would be more than willing to fuck someone as cute as her if she simply just asked.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 18:41:14 2019 No.21313796 File: 582 KB, 700x880, 1530129112516.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21313317 Sometimes she won't even bother drugging them. >>21313783 Maybe she has a huge fetish for married faithful men. Maybe she is a homewrecker.

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Anonymous Wed May 8 20:42:22 2019 No.21314201
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This thread is an insult to the cute and innocent gardener girl Youmu. She doesn't even know how babies are made yet.
And due to her vigorous daily training, she couldn't even be satisfied by a mere human anyway.

Anonymous Wed May 8 20:50:53 2019 No.21314223
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>>21314201
>she couldn't even be satisfied by a mere human anyway

She would with this though.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 20:52:15 2019 No.21314233 >>21314201 >she couldn't even be satisfied by a mere human anyway. >human So, Youmu is into bestiality? I can imagine her asking Yuyuko for a very big dog for her birthday.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 21:02:15 2019 No.21314269 File: 790 KB, 1200x1200, ad0fb50940d39723abe1108c04fe13f5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21314233 Why would she need a dog when she has the most advanced sex toy in the world at her disposal?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 21:04:03 2019 No.21314274 >>21314269 Can her ghost half fill her cunny and tummy with semen? Because Youmu may be interested in that.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 21:05:55 2019 No.21314278 Youmu probably loves anal sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 21:12:11 2019 No.21314294 >>21314274 Of course, her whole ghost half is essentially semen.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 8 22:41:41 2019 No.21314620 >her devotion to her master? But of course. https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=74459781

Anonymous Thu May 9 00:45:51 2019 No.21315099

>>21293467
No idea why I like her. I just like her.
Silver/White Hair, Short hair, relatively small, could be someone cool to hang around with if she cuts down on the edge. I for one volunteer to help Youmu be more easy from now on.

Thing is, I think it's just the white/silver short hair Youmu has along with her relatively small stature, but I love Sakuya and she isn't on the small side so it's probably just the hair but one thing I would like to add is her smile.
A smiling Youmu is a beautiful Youmu, but not only that. A smiling Youmu is the best Youmu. No lewds.
Just as it is for me with Sakuya. Genuine smiles.

A smile will bring a smile to other people's faces. A smile from a girl you like will energize you. It'll motivate you or it might make you sad depending on the situation.
As far as Youmu goes, I'll turn a blind eye to her imperfections and focus on her smiles and how she can take it easy on top of how chuuni she is at times and her overall childish nature that shows that even though she's supposed to be Yuyuko's servant, she still has an imagination. She is still human (part phantom) and exibits human emotions and desires.
I can't pinpoint anything to why I like Youmu now that I think about it. I just liked her ever sense. I guess that's why I like Youmu.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 02:17:48 2019 No.21315358 File: 1001 KB, 972x1359, 74459781_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21314620 But girls can't love girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 04:09:11 2019 No.21315634 >>21314620 I hate how Itou Yuuji always gives the dick to the smaller girl. The one I want to see fucked and pumped full of semen is Youmu, not the fat hag.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 04:16:47 2019 No.21315655 >>21296013 source on this desu

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 10:17:40 2019 No.21316847 >>21315655 https://www.oneangrygamer.net/2019/01/youmu-konpaku-and-dungeon-of-lewd-creatures-english-version-launches-on-dlsite/76078/

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 11:47:37 2019 No.21317309 >>21314278 Youmu loves sex in general.

Anonymous Thu May 9 18:26:06 2019 No.21319242
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>>21298541

I wonder, how would being possessed by the various different animals affect Youmu's behavior during sex?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 18:41:03 2019 No.21319306 >>21319242 Like an otter in heat!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 21:14:07 2019 No.21319918 >>21319306 Youmu would turn into a necrophile if she ended up fucking guys like an otter would. https://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/otters-are-not-cute-they-are-sick-depraved-jerks/

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 11:34:45 2019 No.21323418 >>21316847 Gross.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 14:07:43 2019 No.21323990 File: 869 KB, 1020x1440, 1555240883998.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21316847 >youmu has cowtits

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 14:16:32 2019 No.21324016 >>21319918 It's only natural for half-ghosts to love the dead and alive equally.

Anonymous Fri May 10 20:15:41 2019 No.21325705
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>>21324016

At least she'll have no shortage of dicks when the zombie apocalypse happens.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 23:07:14 2019 No.21326416 >>21297367 They are in my chinese cartoons

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 04:07:56 2019 No.21327422 >>21315099 Holy shit someone else gets it

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 22:58:38 2019 No.21332450 >>21297524 No, bullying is wrong!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 23:10:48 2019 No.21332500 File: 204 KB, 850x1131, __konpaku_youmu_touhou_drawn_by_kariinu__sample-067b5e99cff1177770a82e19f425f92a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21332450 What's wrong with Youmu being a cow-titted slut?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 23:15:12 2019 No.21332515 File: 1.24 MB, 1145x1473, 1550182979275.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21332500 everything

Anonymous Sun May 12 01:50:30 2019 No.21332995
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>>21332515

You know, with a mother like this influencing her, how would you not expect Youmu to turn into a slutty ho?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 12 02:00:24 2019 No.21333036 >>21293467 No I can't. I just want to warm her cool body up.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 12 03:02:07 2019 No.21333267 >>21332500 There's nothing wrong with Youmu being a sex addict who is fine with being fucked by anyone, but there is everything wrong with her having cow tits.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 12 20:21:26 2019 No.21338185 leave youmu alone! you bunch of sick bastards

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 00:47:31 2019 No.21339206 File: 435 KB, 830x811, Screenshot_283.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] youmu getting scared on halloween!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 01:35:36 2019 No.21339358 >>21293467 The fuck? Roki can draw a girl without balloon tits?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 01:41:51 2019 No.21339380 >>21339358 Don't worry, it was only for a couple pages.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 14 01:19:11 2019 No.21345116 >>21339380 Shame

>>	Anonymous Tue May 14 16:05:02 2019 No.21347919 >>21293467 ZUN created her to be the waifu of the season

>>	Anonymous Tue May 14 23:03:44 2019 No.21349629 >>21347919 Winter or spring?

Anonymous Wed May 15 01:33:08 2019 No.21350158

>>21293467
>Her devotion to her master? Her personality?

That + her design is very, very appealing, simple as that. Compare Youmu with the uninspired garbage, puke-colored, shitty-haircut, ugly outfit wearing TH17 animals whose personality is just being lame obstacles that need to get plowed by Reimu.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:42:09 2019 No.21354752 File: 56 KB, 599x589, 1549984225770.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21350158 Please don't bring up your shit taste while posting about Youmu ever again, you horrible queer

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 16:34:08 2019 No.21358298 >>21350158 >Compare Youmu with the uninspired garbage, puke-colored, shitty-haircut, ugly outfit wearing TH17 animals whose personality is just being lame obstacles that need to get plowed by Reimu. Shit taste

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 17:22:29 2019 No.21358553 File: 184 KB, 900x1440, 54bd3d56e22c7af25f6e9e0bc47df404.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21349629 All seasons of all years, because Youmu is now your wife and you're going to love her until the day you die.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 09:38:57 2019 No.21361927 >>21332500 Tiddy Youmu

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 20:13:13 2019 No.21364557 >>21293467 She has a catchy name

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 17:08:54 2019 No.21369761 >>21293467 Youmu is a dork

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 18:09:02 2019 No.21370061 File: 267 KB, 1024x1024, FeelsYoumu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21293467 Really cute, short hair, and seems like she'd be really fun to tease

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 05:27:35 2019 No.21372676 >>21369761 The dorkest

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 19:16:24 2019 No.21376409 >>21370061 Sound too good to be true.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 15:32:21 2019 No.21380982 >>21297047 I always knew she was an edgy asshole.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 15:33:45 2019 No.21380989 >>21380982 It's just because of the beast.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 19:42:38 2019 No.21382342 >>21293494 >>21293496 these

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 11:50:06 2019 No.21386133 File: 371 KB, 1024x1315, look at that dork under the snow and laugh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21376409 But it is. Even Rinnosuke thinks so.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 16:28:31 2019 No.21387449 >>21386133 Roof avalanches are no joke. If anything, Rinnosuke is at fault here. Youmu is not an idiot, she just clearly didn't have much experience with the dangers of snow at the time.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 02:51:46 2019 No.21390305 >>21386133 I know its a bad situation, but damn does she look cute in that situation

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 21:03:47 2019 No.21394932 >>21386133 Poor Youmu. It's sad the Gensokyo doesn't care about the worker's right.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 21:39:13 2019 No.21395076 >>21293467 she is a very loyal gf, caring and pure too.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 22:44:12 2019 No.21395394 >>21394932 Is it time to form a union?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 12:47:41 2019 No.21398213 >>21395394 Yes, comrade.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 17:00:03 2019 No.21399070 >>21395394 Sex worker unions don't even exist in the real world, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 17:09:03 2019 No.21399092 File: 379 KB, 750x1000, 1497530034642.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21395076 I want to tightly hug Youmu after she makes some soup in the morning and tell her that I couldn't have asked for anyone better in my life!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 19:28:52 2019 No.21399687 File: 1.06 MB, 1049x1488, 6609054.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21399092 Youmu would make a great wife and mother.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 05:22:07 2019 No.21401589 >>21399070 Youmu is not a sex worker.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 06:59:51 2019 No.21401869 >>21399687 I must concur. She'd be an extremely cute waifu

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 08:12:21 2019 No.21402097 File: 750 KB, 2150x3035, c7842ded913c1927b8a489a905c626e1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21399687 I want Youmu to scold me for not finishing my supper!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 13:54:29 2019 No.21403802 File: 121 KB, 600x819, __konpaku_youmu_and_konpaku_youmu_touhou_drawn_by_honotai__c33ac6010898126db3eb6517a069436b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cute

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 17:44:49 2019 No.21405009 File: 237 KB, 915x1065, punishment.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21402097 I want Youmu to punish me for not finishing my supper!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 18:07:57 2019 No.21405145 File: 238 KB, 1006x889, 1497534824865.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21405009 Youmu would maybe tap your head with her laddle but nothing that extreme!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 01:15:44 2019 No.21407452 >>21293467 She's the season waifu

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 04:20:49 2019 No.21408074 >>21405009 when did she turn into a grandma?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 13:10:12 2019 No.21410451 File: 142 KB, 800x1118, saigyouji youmu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21408074 When she took over Hakugyokurou.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 21:43:21 2019 No.21412671 File: 123 KB, 980x1140, 3712670b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21405145 Don't worry, she will suppress her urge to cut things. But be careful around her when she's drunk. See the blood on her sword?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 04:56:12 2019 No.21414172 >>21412671 I want to hold her hand when she's drunk

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 05:14:41 2019 No.21414213 >>21412671 I want Youmu to accidently cut my neck open with her sword while drunk.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 07:03:10 2019 No.21414449 >>21414213 Youmu never drinking another cup of alcohol after killing her love!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 17:51:30 2019 No.21417435 >>21414449 that's depressing tho

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 20:13:30 2019 No.21418153 >>21417435 Not if she never loved you

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 21:04:50 2019 No.21418359 >>21418153 As long as she takes my life, accidentally or otherwise, I'm fine with that.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 00:09:29 2019 No.21419022 File: 288 KB, 850x1200, myonshi_03.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Youmu wets the futon!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 00:32:10 2019 No.21419104 >>21419022 You have to drink her peepee or your mother dies in her sleep

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 07:17:18 2019 No.21420267 >>21419022 I thought she grew out of it.

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>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 06:19:31 2019 No.21426513 >>21425424 What?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 21:16:12 2019 No.21430262 >>21419104 But why though

>>	Anonymous Wed May 29 09:17:11 2019 No.21432167 File: 3.43 MB, 506x506, 60251_20190529201058_0.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 29 12:49:27 2019 No.21432961 >>21432167 What a lucky guy. I wish Youmu would do that to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 29 18:31:59 2019 No.21434427 >>21432961 obligatory "god I wish that were me" post

>>	Anonymous Wed May 29 18:41:55 2019 No.21434466 >>21434427 Hey now, I'm 100% serious. It would be even better if she spasmed too much when she came, making her accidentally slide the blade across my neck.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 05:51:27 2019 No.21436594 >>21298098 Don't know, I wish someone translate it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 06:11:10 2019 No.21436647 >>21436594 I can translate like, half of that

>>	Anonymous Thu May 30 19:15:05 2019 No.21439741 >>21436647 Go for it.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 31 06:52:55 2019 No.21441966 File: 618 KB, 1001x1400, translated page 3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21439741 This is super amateurish, but here you go

>>	Anonymous Fri May 31 07:31:11 2019 No.21442067 >>21441966 I wish I could lick Youmu clean everyday, but I don't want to date Yuyuko.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 31 18:44:54 2019 No.21444686 >>21442067 but you get to lick Youmu tho

>>	Anonymous Fri May 31 21:32:49 2019 No.21445373 >>21434466 Sounds more intentional than it is an accident anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 31 21:47:27 2019 No.21445416 >>21297489 The Youmu bullies show up all the time.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 31 22:11:52 2019 No.21445501 >>21445373 I'm completely fine with that too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 1 14:04:51 2019 No.21449155 >>21445501 guess that means you just couldn't make the CUT, huh?

Anonymous Sun Jun 2 02:24:50 2019 No.21452094
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These hooker Youmu threads give me a feeling so complicated, since Youmu is 100% my type for a waifu and I also enjoy whores, but not as the same character. This seems like an entry level cuckoldry thread...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 2 12:26:00 2019 No.21454331 >>21452094 You get used to seeing your favorite characters in hardcore pet-play BDSM mutilation watersports 300 page long doujinshi with time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 2 12:38:43 2019 No.21454390 Youmu's appeal is that she looks like a prepubescent little girl ANY other reasons are just excuses or delusion SEX WITH YOUMU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 2 12:51:13 2019 No.21454447 >>21454390 She looks like a cool prepubescent little girl,

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 2 12:53:38 2019 No.21454459 >>21454447 maybe, but you wouldn't care much about her if we removed little, girl and prepubescent from her

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 2 13:12:44 2019 No.21454561 >>21454459 I wouldn't care much about her if she wasn't cool, either. I'd say the following girl > cool > prepubescent > little So I'd still like Youmu if she was a flat woman, but not at all if she was a cool boy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 2 13:56:49 2019 No.21454783 >>21454390 You forgot sexy. Youmu is a sexy prepubescent little girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 2 14:06:32 2019 No.21454833 >>21297524 Youmu, that is far too much mayonnaise.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 2 14:33:20 2019 No.21454966 >>21454833 She should get it right from the source instead

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 2 14:36:35 2019 No.21454977 >>21454833 I want to finish Youmu's burger after her tummy is full!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 2 14:40:52 2019 No.21454999 I want to give Youmu some STD's!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 2 14:54:00 2019 No.21455049 >>21454999 calm down, sanae.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 2 16:46:11 2019 No.21455675 >>21454999 yikes, do you want to ruin her life?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 2 18:29:13 2019 No.21456186 doesn't youmu have some decent feet art?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 2 23:16:13 2019 No.21457329 >>21455675 yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 3 00:22:06 2019 No.21457570 >>21457329 no u

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 3 00:25:47 2019 No.21457599 >>21457570 I'd gladly get some STD's from Youmu too...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 3 08:51:37 2019 No.21458951 >>21441966 God, I wish there was a Yuyuko roki doujin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 3 17:12:14 2019 No.21460922 >>21458951 roki?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 3 17:35:56 2019 No.21461014 File: 198 KB, 757x687, __konpaku_youmu_konpaku_youmu_and_saigyouji_yuyuko_touhou_drawn_by_viva__eaf31e1d42444a300fb8d87bfa077962.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] yuyuko is dead!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 3 21:41:06 2019 No.21462085 >>21461014 stop

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 4 00:46:29 2019 No.21462773 >>21461014 can the dead be killed

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 4 12:34:21 2019 No.21464858 >>21461014 no

>>	None !/PweVAMs4s Tue Jun 4 12:41:55 2019 No.21464886 @21454331

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 5 04:57:23 2019 No.21468643 >>21464886 you're not on discord

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 5 06:33:52 2019 No.21468881 >>21293467 Cute little boy and submissive housewife rolled into one

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 5 10:10:02 2019 No.21469608 >>21468881 >Cute little boy ?????

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 5 10:25:10 2019 No.21469676 >>21469608 Get away from the gay faggot anon. He’s another one of those posters

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 5 23:23:17 2019 No.21472973 >>21468881 >boy Youmu looks, dresses and acts very girly. Boyish Youmu is just a secondary meme.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 6 03:00:42 2019 No.21473566 I really like her slowdown spellcards. Also very cute outfit

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 6 04:40:42 2019 No.21473848 Samurai ghost girl

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 6 12:42:02 2019 No.21475459 >>21472973 It's a good secondary meme.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 7 02:19:03 2019 No.21478663 >>21472973 Let's be real here though. Would you not like Youmu even more if she was a tomboy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 7 03:26:13 2019 No.21478857 I can't take people discussing English Touhou dialogue seriously ever since trannies who self admittedly don't know Japanese and purposefully localize as much as possible became the new standard

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 7 03:37:14 2019 No.21478885 >>21478857 People around his level have been translating Touhou since EoSD.

Anonymous Fri Jun 7 03:45:04 2019 No.21478913

>>21478885
Yea but even if early translations were also bad they were kind of quirky and gave the right mood
I don't know why now it must all be written like it's a donald duck comic
the best choice is of course just learning Japanese
but even if some people do just learn to read the original people won't stop talking about these "translations"

Anonymous Fri Jun 7 04:02:31 2019 No.21478989

>>21478913
>Yea but even if early translations were also bad they were kind of quirky and gave the right mood
And some people think that about the current translations. It's literally a taste thing. If you want to be elitist about EOPs, well, EOPs have been shit for fifteen years and here everyone is.

>the original people won't stop talking about these "translations"
/jp/ has had EOPs discussing translations in it for over a decade and will continue to have them until /jp/ ceases to exist. If you don't like that you're free to go somewhere else.

Anonymous Fri Jun 7 04:22:29 2019 No.21479061

>>21478989
I doubt anyone but red nosed tumblr snowflakes thinks there is anything good about the new translations
they don't give the right mood at all because they purposefully and self admittedly cut out everything particular to Japanese that just MIGHT confuse somebody (in Touhou one the most Japanese works of art) with the goal of making it accessible as possible to every soccer mom out there and replace it all with the funny American character voice in their head that is inspired by American comics or whatever, they shoehorn in English expressions and rewrite all the dialogue to meet that goal
it's not a taste thing
unless your taste is shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 7 04:52:40 2019 No.21479201 File: 732 KB, 681x1200, 11b3e03e55f8973e7f728a933677cbc3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21452094 Youmu's not a hooker, so don't worry about it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 7 04:54:25 2019 No.21479204 >>21478857 Wait, what's going on?

Anonymous Fri Jun 7 04:57:12 2019 No.21479217

>>21479204
Nothing much.
People were discussing Youmu's new game dialogue in this thread.
All new Touhou works are first translated by a group of reddit losers who
1. several lack Japanese knowledge (both self admittedly and as evidenced by their work)
2. make their philosophy making Touhou works accessible to every person no matter how ignorant of Japanese culture or Touhou essentially resulting in a rewrite with American comic character voices
Simply voiced my thoughts on that

Anonymous Fri Jun 7 05:05:32 2019 No.21479234

>>21479061
the new translations are made by people from the same community as the old translators and are of essentially equivalent quality. i assume you only recently started comparing the originals to the translations because touhou translations have always been monstrously shit and you probably just didn't notice.

but i'm just going to leave it alone since there have already been like ten thousand posts about it in /jp/ anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 7 05:47:49 2019 No.21479363 >>21479234 You are not wrong about me recently starting to compare. It's because only recently I started gaining some proficiency in Japanese. Either way they are a pile of shit. Suppose crying about it won't help though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 7 08:27:32 2019 No.21479898 >>21478857 >>21479363 Why doesn't /jp/ make their own translation?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 7 08:36:09 2019 No.21479928 >>21479898 Because translations are inherently shit

Anonymous Fri Jun 7 13:32:08 2019 No.21481188

>>21478857
What dialogue do you mean? The one discussed here a month ago?
Some dialogue just isn't translatable at all.
The boyish Youmu meme is so widespread in the West because everyone just completely misses the fact that Youmu frequently uses very feminine language like the "wa"-particle or even "ara".
And there's really nothing that can be done about this misconception.

Anonymous Fri Jun 7 13:44:05 2019 No.21481240

>>21481188
Oh yeah guess it was a month ago. Didn't really check the date and just threw in a reply.

>Some dialogue just isn't translatable at all.
Yes some isn't, but what I'm saying is that they aren't making compromises only where they have to be done but that they purposefully rewrite the dialogue in some kind of localization attempt. Just an example from the first stage dialogue discussed here they changed Youmu's
それを崩したらパーフェクト！ to "Can't say I left no stone unturned if that one's still there!"

Anonymous Fri Jun 7 14:45:45 2019 No.21481536

>>21481240
I guess it retains the idea of completing a game, but I agree that the "no stone unturned" part goes a bit too far.
The wiki has "Once I knock it over, I'll have a perfect score!" for this line, which is basically a literal translation, though the translation definitely sounds less evil than the original Japanese version.
It's obvious that the thcrap translators tried to get the patch out as soon as possible and just went with the localized line.
So, someone would've to come up with something better that retains both the meaning and intention.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 7 17:32:56 2019 No.21482376 >>21481536 I'm curious now though. So it wouldn't just be good enough to create a literal translation? Speaking as someone who wants to start translating

Anonymous Fri Jun 7 20:18:36 2019 No.21483096

>>21482376
>So it wouldn't just be good enough to create a literal translation?
It depends on what you translate. Sometimes, there's no need to retain the emotions behind a statement at all or it is conveyed through other means such as voice.
Other times, getting the emotions, personality and other nuances wrong might be even worse than a somewhat loose translation.
But I'm not trying to excuse "localization" practices either, book translations have a far higher standard.

Anonymous Sat Jun 8 00:07:51 2019 No.21483904
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>>21479201
>Youmu's not a hooker, so don't worry about it.

Sure. You keep telling that to yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 8 05:37:10 2019 No.21484827 >>21483904 she sure as hell doesn't have big tits like that

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 8 19:18:06 2019 No.21488933 >>21441966 Where should i post the rest of this doujinshi if I do end up finishing it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 8 19:20:02 2019 No.21488945 >>21488933 Exhentai.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 8 19:22:30 2019 No.21488958 >>21441966 where is the release, dude?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 8 21:22:48 2019 No.21489608 >>21488933 Nhentai.

Anonymous Sat Jun 8 22:43:24 2019 No.21490051

>>21488933
Please, fix your translation first. Not only is it rather loose, it's also riddled with mistakes. A more literal approach for comparison:

Youmu: Ah! Yuyuko-sama!
Yuyuko: Good Morning. You give your best every morning, aren't you. The ever-sweating Youmu?
Youmu: Ah, please don't mind my sweat! I'll be taking a bath first, so breakfast will be a bit late.
Yuyuko: Oh my, Youmu?
Yuyuko: That's no good, you shouldn't use a towel to soak up all the sweat you've worked up so hard... Haven't we decided that you will be licked clean everyday from now on?
Youmu: Eh?
Yuyuko: By him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 9 00:30:55 2019 No.21490503 >>21490051 Will do. Still not that great at Japanese, I'm kinda using this moreover as practice. Any further will probably be riddled with more mistakes

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 9 09:42:42 2019 No.21492886 >>21490051 Why don't you translate it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 9 11:19:05 2019 No.21493354 >>21492886 I'm not confident enough in my English.

Quizmaster Animecards Sun Jun 9 13:21:48 2019 No.21493955
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>>21492886
Translating shit involves a lot more than just knowing Japanese. In fact translating is the easiest part while typesetting and cleaning is a huge pain in the ass.
Most people actually translating have a different perception of this because they don't actually know Japanese and only learned fundamentals for the purpose of translating. Knowing no Japanese you'll have to accept being shit fed by those kind of losers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 9 14:20:00 2019 No.21494322 File: 211 KB, 1135x1196, 72372866_p6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21493955 To make matters worse, most people actually translating don't know proper English, either.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 9 16:02:28 2019 No.21494893 >>21494322 It be like that sometimes. I'd rather have a fan translation than none though

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 10 09:20:38 2019 No.21499026 >>21494893 This

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 10 23:07:29 2019 No.21502181 File: 144 KB, 1000x1379, 425675869854985.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] youmu is a boy!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 00:07:27 2019 No.21502341 File: 209 KB, 1376x1373, D8BWkfAVUAAl9nf.jpg orig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21502181 Youmu is a very feminine girl. Even that artist realized and nuked his accounts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 01:28:56 2019 No.21502599 File: 470 KB, 848x1200, 1527453220721.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21298297 She spent too much time with a pair of assholes called Reimu and Marisa

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 03:50:25 2019 No.21502990 >>21299701 Youmu is probably waiting for a good opportunity to kill Yuyuko and rule the netherworld alone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 22:42:25 2019 No.21507555 >>21502599 you know, when you put it like that, its kinda true.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 22:51:57 2019 No.21507586 slow sex with youmu! lewd youmu feet!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 06:47:27 2019 No.21508860 >>21507586 dude that doujinshi is one of the purest things I have ever read (plus one of the most educational)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 12:00:14 2019 No.21510033 >>21508860 sauce?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 12:56:29 2019 No.21510209 >>21483904 She's not a hooker dude. She does it for free hyuk hyuk

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 19:35:45 2019 No.21512074 >>21510209 WHOA! Careful there with that surprise box!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 06:36:06 2019 No.21514251 >>21510209 She hasn't reached that stage YET

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 01:15:24 2019 No.21518700 >>21441966 still waiting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 01:53:45 2019 No.21518821 >>21518700 been busy with finals. I'll try to translate more after

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 02:04:55 2019 No.21518872 File: 201 KB, 992x1414, 1547868023735.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21483904 I will, because it's true!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 13:42:11 2019 No.21521209 >>21479201 >Youmu's not a hooker But I sure wish she was!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 13:49:13 2019 No.21521230 >>21521209 Expensive sex with Youmu! 100.000 yen per hour!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 13:51:14 2019 No.21521235 Youmu is in love with penises and would never charge anything to ride one. Please don't be disrespectful by calling her a hooker.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 13:58:24 2019 No.21521257 >>21521230 All I need is five minutes!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:04:12 2019 No.21521273 >>21521230 Whoa, too expensive. Better ask Inaba.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:44:18 2019 No.21521415 >>21521257 More like 30 seconds you dork

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:00:20 2019 No.21521479 >>21521257 Whoa, 80 dollars is very affordable! >>21521415 8 dollars is even better! I'd love to prematurely ejaculate into Youmu for ten bucks!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 18:47:58 2019 No.21522447 File: 62 KB, 390x450, 0d440b63cb243750f8abeff8b998eec6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21521209 >>21521230 >>21521257 >>21521415 >>21521479 Youmu is NOT a slut!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 19:21:03 2019 No.21522609 >>21522447 Is this semen soup she's cooking?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 21:24:50 2019 No.21523105 >>21522609 Stop it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 21:45:06 2019 No.21523190 >>21522609 Youmu is a nice girl do not say such things!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 22:01:07 2019 No.21523252 File: 72 KB, 349x275, schnoz.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Youmu's got a huge schnoz!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 02:30:07 2019 No.21524314 File: 449 KB, 1220x794, 15.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21522609 Nah, she's synthesizing roofies for her next male rape victim. Reisen's drugs became too expensive to buy.

Anonymous Sat Jun 15 02:39:21 2019 No.21524344

>>21502181
>>21507586
>>21483904
>>21518872
>>21510209
>>21514251
>>21521209
>>21521230
>>21521257
>>21521273
>>21521415
>>21521479
>>21522609
>>21524314
Hey shitlords, stop saying mean things about Youmu Konpaku the half Phantom.

Youmu Konpaku/Konpaku Youmu is not a slut. She is not a hooker, she is not some random prostitute so stop suggesting as such. Instead, why don't you take your slut shit and redirect it to the REAL sluthu of the Touhou Franchise, Sanae Kochiya whose threads are >>21327772, and >>21495157, and stay there because there's more than enough for you to work with over there unless all of you are just assmad Sanaefags in disguise trying to force your plague onto the innocent Sword Weilding -serious- Gardener working under Yuyuko Saigyouji.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 03:03:38 2019 No.21524414 >>21524344 -serious- about making money to feed Yuyuko...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 03:51:15 2019 No.21524532 >>21524414 Youmu is serious in regards to being a serious person for which she is commonly made fun of for.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 03:57:48 2019 No.21524544 >>21524532 I'd make fun on her for being so serious and concentrated about doing her kegels while she fucks me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 04:09:07 2019 No.21524565 >>21524544 Too bad Youmu would do no such thing because she has better things to do than fulfill your shit fantasies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 04:41:39 2019 No.21524632 File: 827 KB, 979x1427, __konpaku_youmu_and_konpaku_youmu_touhou_drawn_by_kaazu__d7e4c7f9465536f74e7c6d4924770d58.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Youmu is the most innocent purehu in existence. She doesn't even know how babies are made yet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 07:38:20 2019 No.21525113 >>21524632 I'll help her find out real soon

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 07:52:54 2019 No.21525161 File: 154 KB, 500x777, Youmu is scared!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21524632 Sleeping with Youmu after telling her scary stories! Taking Youmu to the bathroom while holding hands!

Anonymous Sat Jun 15 17:18:54 2019 No.21527924
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>>21493955
Typesetting and cleaning is easy. It's basic photoshop/GIMP and doesn't take much time at all, at least to do the job to a basic degree. Once you know how to use all the tools you need to anyway.
Redrawing, on the other hand, is a huge pain in the ass. Though arguably optional, it's not something I can often skip where relevant.
For something without need to redraw anything, like that, it can be just a few minutes per page. About 10 if obsessing over things like alignment, 2 otherwise.

And sure, translating either literally, liberally, lazily, or some combination of those, is easy as hell.
Outside of some limited complex dialogue that is rare for doujins, anyway.
But selecting between the million and a half options to get it as accurate as possible, and get as much nuance and emotion across as possible, while still making it flow well in the target language, is NOT easy. It takes a lot of practice, discrimination, and proofreading, in both Japanese and English at least for common doujins. Rarely other languages too, if shit gets CHUUNI as fuck. For doujins that's
So that depends on how fucking picky you are. A lot of people are way too picky, a lot aren't picky enough.

Anonymous Sat Jun 15 17:39:14 2019 No.21528079

>>21527924
>For doujins that's
*usually a 1 person job, but for scanlation for commercial manga that's usually split between translator, TLC, editor, and QC, sometimes multiple of each to rush things through (and motivate one another through a buddy system of sorts).

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 17:46:30 2019 No.21528114 File: 618 KB, 800x507, 5195634_p0 - みょんばく扇子.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shiny Sukumizu Youmu!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 17:47:33 2019 No.21528120 File: 644 KB, 1604x1202, 1381778_p0 - みょん　＋透け濡れシャツ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21528114 With her shirt on!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 18:12:46 2019 No.21528242 File: 383 KB, 1000x1000, 12877998_p0 - クリック推奨.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21528120 Really close up with a transparent background! I really love this artist.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 16 00:23:08 2019 No.21530000 I wish Youmu would dual wield my swords

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 16 00:35:41 2019 No.21530055 >>21530000 I mean she can, but for some reason the image of Youmu running around, holding you and some other dude by your dicks, using you as a blunt weapon against Yoki doesn't sound that appealing

Anonymous Sun Jun 16 02:05:03 2019 No.21530406

>>21527924
Yeah, that was the biggest problem I had in the first page though. I get the grammar patterns, and I understand about 50% of the kanji. The rest I have to look up, but I can get the general idea of what they're trying to say in the page. The problem is really correctly translating it into English, in a way that doesn't feel awkward, but also true to the character. Also, trying to get the author's perspective of the characters too is something that needs to be balanced as well.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 16 02:06:42 2019 No.21530416 >>21293467 i dont know lol

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 16 03:16:34 2019 No.21530702 >>21293467 Who knows

Anonymous Sun Jun 16 08:16:37 2019 No.21531654

>>21530406
Your problem is mostly Japanese.
You're going to need to understand all the kanji all of the vocabulary to translate at any speed. Anything you don't know for absolute sure should be looked into in detail and context, which adds to time immensely, but acts as practice with language.
If you barely understand half of the kanji, without even noting the vocab, then you definitely should look into absolutely everything along the way (kanji, words so to speak, slang, in jokes, anything you find) until you can say with confidence "I understand this page entirely".
It's the same with image editing. If you don't know how to do something you look it up, then you learn how to do the task and use the tools to the degree you think you'll need, maybe a little beyond that.

Once you have experience and knowledge things will go fast.
Before that, if you insist on translating or editing for others, at the very least make sure you do it right. Double check everything a million times over until you inherently understand it all.
Thankfully that part is fun, as long as you can handle challenge without breaking down.

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