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My Aikido dojo is across from a Karate dojo. We usually get alot of rude remarks from them, such as Aikido being for weaklings.

Well, one of them challenged me, he was a white male in his 20's. I accepted of course, I never back down from a challenge.

He had really good form, but his Karate was no match for my Aikido. He delivered a great kick but it was nothing for me, I easily grabbed it and knocked him down with a kick. This went on for about 10 minutes until he got too tired.

He got frustrated and left, he was about to cross the street but I stopped him from getting hit by a speeding cyclist. He didn't say thanks but it still felt good to save someone.

>> No.2112327

Yet, by posting this story and mentioning how good it felt to save that man's life, you have lost all the karma point the act originally awarded you.

And, because the story involves aikido, you have also lost 4Chan points. You don't want to know how many.

>> No.2112334

>>2112327
>lost 4Chan points

And nothing of value was lost.

>> No.2112340

sup smash

>> No.2112349

>>2112340

We don't do any smashing in Aikido.

>> No.2112356

and then everybody ate ice-cream.
THE END

>> No.2112358

cool story, bro.

>> No.2112366

>>2112349

You don't seem to know what the "smash" thing refers to.
You are very fortunate.

>> No.2112367

Aikido is fake shit.

>> No.2112376

>>2112366
your girl!

>> No.2112378
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2112378

My Moriya shrine is across from a Hakurei shrine. We usually get alot of rude remarks from them, such as Moriya being for weaklings.

Well, one of them challenged me, she was a white female in her 20's. I accepted of course, I never back down from a challenge.

She had really good form, but his Hakurei was no match for my Moriya. She delivered a great spellcard but it was nothing for me, I easily grazed it and knocked her down with a kick. This went on for about 10 minutes until she got too tired.

She got frustrated and left, she was about to cross the mountain but I stopped her from getting hit by a speeding journalist. She didn't say thanks but it still felt good to save someone.

>> No.2112381

>>2112367

I'd like you to say that to me after I break every bone in your body.

>> No.2112384

>>2112378

DAMMIT MISSED ONE
>his Hakurei

Oh well Reimu has a penis anyway.

>> No.2112401

>>2112381
I would kick your ass, you have never fought if you really think you can beat people with aikido.

>> No.2112406

>>2112401

Of course I fought before. I used to take Karate from middle school to high school until I was shown the light and change to Aikido.

>> No.2112416

Aikido is useless and fake. There is not a single video of people fighting full contact with it and proving that it works. All you see if is fake compliant drills.

>> No.2112422

>>2112416

That's because if Aikido is ever used in real combat, the Aikidoka will overwhelm the challenger until all is left is white ash.

>> No.2112429

>>2112422
>> That's because if Aikido is ever used in real combat, people will see that is useless.

>> No.2112439

you internet martial artists...such humble people.

>> No.2112440

I learned how to fire hadoukens and activate my last-arc thanks to aikido

>> No.2112443

>>2112429

Ah, you are one those people, who will always deny that Aikido is real.

>> No.2112464

>>2112443
Show me that it's real. video please.

>> No.2112465

>>2112443
I've seen demonstrations that aikido is real.
Regrettably, I've never seen any demonstration that aikido is anything but slightly useless.

>> No.2112486

>>2112464

I'm sorry but you can only experience the power of Aikido in person. Videos do absolutely nothing as you do not feel the immense amount of Ki in the room.

>> No.2112479

>>2112464

I'm sorry but you can own experience the power of Aikido in person. Videos do absolutely nothing as you do not feel the immense amount of Ki in the room.

>> No.2112484

It's real, alright. It just isn't that useful.

>> No.2112499

Meh, aikido is nothing compared to kendo. Proof: yesterday's kendo thread.

>> No.2112513

>>2112499

Kendo? Ha! You make me laugh, they can slice and dice and use all the fancy techniques they want but my Ki armor protects me from all of their strikes.

>> No.2112528

It might be a slight problem that Ki does not exist.

>> No.2112532

>>2112528

One billion+ people disagree.

>> No.2112538

>>2112532

Mass delusion.

>> No.2112540

>>2112528
This.

ITT: People that learned their 'martial arts' from a fucking anime.

>> No.2112549

>>2112540

You're saying AIKI and Baki aren't reliable source to learn martial arts?

>> No.2112552

>>2112513
Can a sword of Ki cut through armor of Ki?

>>2112532
Statisticians are fools who think numbers translate into reality.

>> No.2112554
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2112554

Why are you guys acting like this isn't just some dumb troll?

Oh god, am I the one being trolled by everyone acting like this guy isn't the troll? Some sort of super double reverse trolling or something?

>> No.2112555

>>2112540
>>2112549
I don't know about you guys. But I learned martial arts from History's Strongest Disciple.

>> No.2112558

>>2112554
It's known as meta-trolling.

>> No.2112559

>>2112540
yeah well

that's just like your opinion man

>> No.2112571

>>2112554
It's entertaining to play along. Didn't you know aikido2.jpg is daily dose?

>> No.2112585

Can you provide a google map street view of the said dojos?

>> No.2112602

LOL, martial arts thread.

Kendoka here. I practice Kendo four times a week. I do it because I enjoy doing it. After practice, we usually go out for beers, and occasionally throw parties that last until the wee hours of the morning.

I'm not a swordmaster. I don't claim to be some great warrior. I can't cut a car in half with a bokuto or anything like that, and if someone pulled a gun on me, I would get shot and die.

But I do enjoy Kendo. It is fun, and it helps me stay in shape.

Take a martial art because you enjoy, guys. It's really the best reason.

>> No.2112603

All of you should contract something incurable. Not necessarily fatal, just incurable. And Painful.

>> No.2112625

>>2112602

I take Aikido because I enjoy it as well, but it just so happens that it is the greatest martial arts in the world.

>> No.2112627

>>2112602
>if someone pulled a gun on me, I would get shot and die.
... You lost me.

>> No.2112639

>>2112627

That thing people do when they are killed.

>> No.2112642

>>2112627

Guns > swords.

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2112647

>>2112625
>>I take Aikido because I enjoy it as well, but it just so happens that it is the greatest martial arts in the world.

Please. Put an Aikido master against a good MMA fighter and he'll get the shit knocked out of him.

>> No.2112645

>>2112603
you sir have a very gay name.

>> No.2112659

ITT: My martial art that I pretend to take is better than your martial you pretend to take.

>> No.2112665

>>2112647

Oh wow.

You know why we never see Aikido in UFC? It's too overpowered. Imagine Fedor fighting against a old Aikido master, he strikes but gets reversed, his power right at him.

Do this 10 times before Fedor is killed.

>> No.2112669

Everyone knows Taekwondo is the greatest martial art.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaSKdXq4Ii4

>> No.2112674

>>2112647

ufcfanclose.jpg

Do it.

>> No.2112684
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2112684

>>2112674

>> No.2112687

>>2112665
>You know why we never see Aikido in UFC? UFC fighters don't watch DBZ.

Fix'd.

>> No.2112688
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2112688

Putin does Judo.

Therefor, Judo = best martial art.

>> No.2112693

>>2112313

So did you reverse the power of the biker on himself? Like, did he feel what it would have felt like if he got hit by a bicycle traveling at the same speed he was traveling?

>> No.2112709
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2112709

ITT: Faggots who've never been in a single fight in their entire lives discuss martial arts.

>> No.2112732

>>2112709

Didn't you read the OP? I was in a fight with a Karateka.

>> No.2112741

>>2112499

Shit, there was a Kendo thread yesterday? I guess I missed it because I was at Kendo practice.

>> No.2112746

>>2112741

Yes, but it isn't exactly what you call a Kendo thread.

>> No.2112758

>>2112741
http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/cgi-board.pl/thread/2108067
Was kind of odd...

>> No.2112760

>>2112709
YOU WANNA FIGHT TUFF GUY?

>> No.2112762

>>2112709
you're cruisin for a bruisin bro

>> No.2112782

>>2112688
I agree.

>> No.2112786

>>2112782
Putin also does hunting

>> No.2112800

>>2112758

I just LOL'd and threw up a little at the same time.

>> No.2112817
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2112817

>>2112786

>hunting

Sure, whatever you want to call it...

>> No.2112938

Still no google maps of the the dojos OP. Fucking liar.

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