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21100963 No.21100963 [Reply] [Original]

I'm surprised how much my wife likes anal. I can confirm as her husband.

>> No.21100972

Imagine BEING Iori's anus

>> No.21101012

>>21100963
Anal Idol

>> No.21101026

Anuses, by definition, stink.

She should be ashamed of herself for having one despite being a cute girl. Why is she smiling like that instead?

>> No.21101054

>>21100972
I wish to be Iori and get dozen of dicks in my loli anus each and every day.

>> No.21101137

>>21100963
The fact that Iori is a human being implies that, like all humans, she finds pleasure in taking a shit and releasing everything she's been holding inside her bowels.

What a perverted creature! How shameful! Deriving pleasure from such a dirty act! Iori is a fucking slut! How dare she show her face in public?

>> No.21101192

>>21101054
Kill yourself faggot. Iori is not a slut. The only dozen she gets is from me her husband

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>>21101192
If I became Iori I'd divorce you and become a cut-rate anal streetwalker. I'd try to get sodomized by every one of my fans!

>> No.21101206

god damn these threads are awful

>> No.21101209

>>21101197

You don't need to be Iori to do what you already have been doing you faggot

>> No.21101217
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>>21101209
Not Iori specifically, but a loli, yes. And being Iori would give me millions of potential dickers.

>> No.21101233

>>21101137
Lolis don't poop. Little girls smell good and are super cute.

>> No.21101247

>>21101217
That image wew I haven't seen that one. This threads are horrible but I love them just because I find new kino images of my wife

Iori would love my 7 incher

>> No.21101254

>>21101206

>> No.21101270

>>21101247
Your wife:

-Is a human being, which means that she poops.
-Is a child, which means that she's a cringy dumbass with a much lower IQ than you.
-Is a 2D girl, which means that anyone can draw her naked and there is nothing she can do about it. She has no agency or control over her dignity. She is starring in hentai doujins as we speak.

How can you have such a shameful creature as your waifu? She fails as a human being, as a child and as a character. She is the worst sort of being.

>> No.21101290

>>21101270
>claims she isn't real
>says she poops

Also hentai Iori isn't canon nigger

>> No.21101309

>>21101290
She poops even if she isn't real. Winnie the Pooh doesn't poop. But the fiction she exists in is most definitely realistic when it comes to human biology. She doesn't live in some super safe, innocent, politically correct cartoon for 5 year olds made by Disney. She just doesn't. She poops.

>> No.21101314

I swear to god every time I open up /jp/ I see this poop anon talking about poop in another thread

>> No.21101320

>>21101314
Lolis find farts and poop jokes funny.

>> No.21101343

>>21101290
Canon is a man-made concept. It's not a real thing in this universe. It's just an agreement. It's not real.

There is reality and there is fiction. All fiction exists on the same level, as opposed to non-fiction (reality). And since it's all on the same level of being fiction, hentai Iori is just as real as your so called "canon" Iori. You could compare them to parallel universe versions of the same girl. But both universes, within the fictional world, are on the same level. The world where she is a slut is just as valid as the one where she is pure. There isnt' a "main" parallel universe, they are both real within the fictional world.

And even your pure Iori poops. She is so dirty.

>> No.21101347

>>21101343
Tldr

>> No.21101356

>>21101270
>implying lolis typing like retards with tons of grammar errors and not understanding 7th grade math problems isn't hot as fuck

>> No.21101440

>>21101356
Who are you quoting?

>> No.21103427
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>>21101356
I wish there were lolis shitposting on /jp/ while getting prone anal ;__;

>> No.21103474

>>21103427
Lolis don't like weebshit. They just play Fortnite because they are normies by nature.

>> No.21103565

>>21101137
>like all humans, she finds pleasure in taking a shit
What about anal-retentive types? In fact, types like her are sort of seen as anal retentive and take pleasure in holding thing inside their anuses. This is why she is the anal idol.

>> No.21103589

>>21103565
>holding thing inside their anuses
I wish to view Iori struggling to keep 10 cumshots in her anus as long as possible on livestream

>> No.21105059

>>21103565
True.

>> No.21107447

>>21103427
hot

>> No.21107618

>>21103565
There is such a thing as the anal stage.

https://nhentai.net/g/104575/

Some lolis still retain their anal stage well past the age their asshole is supposed to be closed shut, which means that they get PLEASURE from pooping. Not just relief, which is already pathetic enough, but actual sexual arousal.

>> No.21108846

>>21103589
I’m surprised there isn’t a doujin of this yet

>> No.21108892

Why is Iori considered a loli, again?

>> No.21108935

Iori Minase the "loose ass anal butthole goddess"

>> No.21109156 [DELETED] 

>>21108892
But she is?

>> No.21109831

Anal idols are the best.

>> No.21109973

>>21108892
she definitely looks the part

>> No.21109997

>>21108892
>underage
>flat
Who knows...?

>> No.21110007

>>21101137
I used to like Iori, but now I feel betrayed. She probably takes shits every day. It makes me angry just thinking about it.

>> No.21111418

>>21100963
Iori is easy access now.
It takes little effort now.

>> No.21112576 [DELETED] 

Brappppppftttt

>> No.21112642

>>21110007
Loli shit doesn't smell bad.

>> No.21112658

You're supposed to clean your ass before having sex, you doofuses.

>> No.21112663

>>21112658
It's more humiliating for the loli if shit comes out when you fuck her ass.

>> No.21112689
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The things I would do to Iori's taint. I would lick that puckered loli anus all over - breathing in her sweet, rosy scent the whole time - I would grab the front of her thighs as she tried to escape, the tips of my fingers sinking into that elastic flesh as I continued my anal onslaught - her girly yelps escaping her mouth despite her attempts to suppress them. By the time I'm done with her anus she would be a gaping, sobbing mess.

>> No.21112852

>>21112576
*gushing sounds come from Iori's anus*

>> No.21112929

>>21109997
So what, is Chihaya a loli? She was the same age Iori is now in the Pre-2 idolmaster games.

>> No.21116797

I love Iori's tight smooth bowels.

>> No.21119210

The anal goddess, Iori "Anal is my Life" Minase

>> No.21119361

>>21119210
How long can Iori go without anal before she kills herself?

>> No.21125086

>>21119361
the record is 8 minutes and thirty seven seconds.

luckily iori has a plethora of anal toys to put up her butt at all times to pacify her anal cravings

>> No.21128993

>>21119361
How long is the average human intestine?

>> No.21132149

>>21101217
it's hard to be normie with stuff like these

>> No.21134508

What does her anus taste like?

>> No.21136115

>>21134508
Like a mixture of poop and semen.

>> No.21136175

imagine if the whole of /jp/ got turned into bacteria and had to live in Lori's anus.

>> No.21139006

The naka of the ana of Iori's oshiri!

>> No.21140969

>>21100963
no proof=shit post

>> No.21144070

The anus of Iori is a good anus. Extremely tight when you want it to be, extremely loose when you want it to be as well.

>> No.21144578

>>21140969
>no proof=shit post
Damn it anon.
You just had to have the Zun Name, anyway, my original post was the following

You cannot prove you aren't a faggot, therefor your very existence is a shitpost.

>> No.21144687

>>21140969
blue board

>> No.21144790

Legit one of the top ten prettiest characters.

>> No.21145228
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>>21100963
Do you think Koume likes anal too?

>> No.21145274

>>21144790
How can she be pretty when she has an ugly, wrinkly, puckered anus between her ass cheeks?

>> No.21145466

>>21145228
Koume probably enjoys it - all petite girls do - but she definitely prefers being handled like an onahole and having her cunny filled to the brim with producer's dense semen.

>> No.21145509
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>>21145466

>> No.21146650

Just bought an anal onahole.
Any good anal doujins for iori?

>> No.21147035

>>21146650
For an anal idol Iori has very few anal doujins...

>> No.21148085
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>>21147035
There's an artist who does a series of anal doujins about her.

>> No.21150848

>>21145466
He*

>> No.21150853

>>21101137
That's because of the fake social construction called "pride" and "dignity".
Lolis would be covered in shit if it wasnt for their parents, they really are nasty innocent creatures.

>> No.21151222

>>21145228
>>21145466
What about Momoka?

>> No.21151233
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>>21151222
Momoka, being a JS and all, is extra vulnerable to anal. On top of that, she is a rich ojou-sama. Considering this, her anus sensitivity is likely near Iori's. Though Momoka is also extremely motherly, and wants to bear children for P-chama, meaning that while her anus is particularly sensitive she still prefers it in her vagina so she can give the producer many kids.

>> No.21151269

>>21150853
iori's fifteen fucking years old

>> No.21152920

>>21151269
My sister was fucking feral at home at fifteen.

>> No.21152990

>>21151269
She still has the mind of a 8 yo retarded ass kid.

>> No.21152993

>>21148085
link pls

>> No.21152998

>>21152993
https://exhentai.org/?f_search=artist%3Amamezou%24+english+iori

>> No.21153050

>>21152990
8 year olds are less retarded than 12 year olds. Teenagers are stupid.

>> No.21153820

>>21152920
i hope to god your sister didn't regularly shit herself at 15.

>> No.21156133 [DELETED] 

>>21151269
Breeding age.

>> No.21159285

>>21100963
I can confirm as her lover.

>> No.21162764

>>21153820
She didn't, but her room was a fucking pigsty that you couldn't even see the floor of. The makeup table was the only part she kept in order.

>> No.21166585

>>21100963
My anal wife cant be your anal wife.

>> No.21166623

>>21166585
Hey now, her ass is loose enough for all of us!

>> No.21173793
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21173793

Iori has an anus that has clocked in over 1000 yottameters worth of dick thrusts. That's longer than the diameter of the observable universe! Compared to Iori, Akko (another extreme anal slut) has only clocked in only around 300 zettameters worth of dick thrusts. That's still pretty sizable! Writing this post gave me a chubby because somehow I find that really erotic!

>> No.21173809 [DELETED] 

>>21173793
I want to bite those legs.

>> No.21174719

Her forehead is far more arousing. It's wide enough to receive lots of cum.

>> No.21174728

>>21173793
Akko is not an anal slut.

>> No.21175402
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>>21174728
Care to explain why her butt is so shapely and erotic then?

>> No.21175744
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>>21174728
How is she not?

>> No.21178573
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>>21174719
Her asshole can stretch even wider, though.

>> No.21178683

>>21178573
Girls teasingly sticking their tongues out is the most erotic action that can drive any red blooded man into "rape her butthole" mode. At least she knows what she wants.

>> No.21178756 [DELETED] 

>>21178683
So much this.

>> No.21178952
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21178952

Akko and Iori's hairstyle and hair colors are similar.

Both have long brown hair with their bangs swept to the side to partially reveal a cute forehead. Are these the tell-tail signs of being a female anal maniac?

>> No.21178958

>>21178952
They both also have red eyes.

>> No.21179206

This thread is about as autistic as typical nhentai commenters. Then again, you probably are the same faggots. Kill yourselves.

>> No.21179624

>>21179206
I would appreciate it if you would be quiet.

>> No.21179635

>>21179206
Idc about Iori, at this point i'm used to it but akko? Fuck off leave her alone.

>> No.21180212

What's it like to have anal sex with an anal goddess like Iori Minase?

>> No.21182621
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21182621

>>21151233
KyS

>> No.21183775

>>21175402
>>21175744
Akko isn't an anal slut. Only her butt is.

>> No.21186628

Being an anal goddess is shameful. Asses stink.

>> No.21186881

>>21186628
Loli idols have sparkling clean buttholes.

>> No.21189303

>>21182621
Kiss your Sister?

>> No.21192643

Iori's anus is on the decline.

>> No.21194147
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21194147

>ctrl+f
>anal
>33
amazing

>> No.21196848
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>>21194147
That's our anal queen!

>> No.21199907

Iori has a very cute, pink and soft anus.

>> No.21206040

The anushole of a precocious lewdite.

>> No.21210240

>>21194147
I'm hard

>> No.21215317 [DELETED] 

People who waifu Iori are typically low life degenerates that are into disgusting fetishes like toddler fucking. Such people should kill themselves immediately.

>> No.21215381

>>21215317
Hi Iori how is your anus?

>> No.21215807 [DELETED] 

>>21215381
Disgusting aspie toddler diddle fuck.

>> No.21216600

Do girls even enjoy anal?

>> No.21217465

>>21216600
Most girls don't, but plenty do. Iori for instance loves it.

>> No.21217490

>>21216600
They don't really feel anything, but they enjoy the degradation and humiliation of being fucked in the dirtiest, most shameful part of their pathetic human bodies.

>> No.21217497

>>21217490
>They don't really feel anything
Not true.

>> No.21218102
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>>21217497
it is actually painful

>> No.21218106

>>21218102
>>21217490

>> No.21218187

>>21218102
It certainly can be, but it doesn't have to.

>> No.21218379

>>21217490
Lolis are not intelligent enough to comprehend the shameful nature of the human asshole.

>> No.21219377

>>21218379
Girls are taught all their lives that pooping is a dirty, embarrassing activity. There's no way a rich girl like Iori wouldn't know how wrong it is for her to enjoy having her butt stuffed.

>> No.21219529

>>21219377
Then why is she such an anal cardinal?

>> No.21220473

>>21219377
She does it while thinking about her father and brother.

>> No.21223128

Does Iori feel shame?

>> No.21223317

>>21223128
Yes but it just turns her on more

>> No.21223570

What would Iori look today if she aged normally?

>> No.21223607

>>21223570
Horrible, just like every other hag.

>> No.21227045

Someday someone will make a decent Iori thread with decent posters.

>> No.21231652

I want to do impossible things with Iori's anus.

>> No.21231759

>>21227045
They did, this thread.

>> No.21236109

>>21231652
Nothing is impossible with Iori's anus. Her anus is every man's dream.

>> No.21239275

o:o

>> No.21240566
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21240566

Do you think she gets her friends into anal too? Like encouraging they try it?

>> No.21240600

>>21240566
It may be hard to believe, but lolis don't find other lolis attractive, no matter how cute they are. So they wouldn't want to have anything to do with each other's buttholes.

>> No.21240885

>>21240566
Anal sex is very popular among young idols. It lets them satisfy their sexual urges without the danger of pregnancy.

>> No.21241264

>>21240600
I mean more trying to convince her to do it with her producer.

>> No.21245018

>>21240566
no

>> No.21245360

>>21240600
>tfw Kim Jong Un's ass is literally more clean and pure than any human loli ass in the world, even your loli cousin's ass
Imagine being such a majestic paragon of a person that loli asses seem vulgar, smelly and disgusting compared to yours.

Remember that one super cute loli you still have a crush on even though she doesn't exist anymore because it's been 15 years since you last saw her in fifth grade. That one? Well, guess what. Her ass smelled terrible compared to Kim Jong Un's. Even the cutest loli is still human and literal garbage compared to an anusless living god. Long live North Korea!

>> No.21247023

Lewd!

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>>21100963
Imagine being Iori and never being able to have anything but anal sex? Every single time you went to bed with some stud they'd instantly pounce on your little anus licking and prodding it before lubing up and jamming it into your starfish. You'd constantly try to egg them into giving your snatch a try to no avail; every man's heard of your legendary butthole and wants a piece of it, for all they care you might as well have a fat cock resting under it and it wouldn't amount to a hill of beans to these anal-obsessed wierdos. Eventually your ass would begin to loosen from being rammed so hard so many times by thick cocks that you'd barely even have to push to release stool, and one day you realize to your horror that you've pinched a loaf right in public without even realizing it. You'd have to resort to wearing a buttplug everywhere you went just to keep errant turds from flying out your loose sphincter. People would start to notice how you walk funny, and seem to prefer one leg. Rumours start to spread about how your ass has been so worn out your whole rectum has prolapsed and droops down to your knees and you need an attendant to shove it all back in again before a performance. People say that you needed to be admitted to the hospital once after your rectal entrails can out in the middle of the night and almost strangled you in your sleep. People are beginning to interpret all the lyrics of your songs as metaphors for your anus-related grievances. People are counting down the days until you come of age and drop out of the idol scene to become a JAV star that specializes in rosebud scenes where horny fans of yours line up to take a nice whiff of precious Iori's inside-out baked Alaska.

Imagine being Iori.

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What if Iori was a little brown girl?

>> No.21248799
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>>21245018
How little you know.

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>>21218102
It doesn't have to be, but when it is, it hurts so good.

>> No.21251883
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>>21249303
Not if it hurts too much.

>> No.21251895 [DELETED] 

Why?

>> No.21253275

>>21247928
>Imagine being Iori.

please

>> No.21257581
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>>21100963
WHOA

OP here, glad the thread of my wife is still alive

>> No.21257676

>>21257581
It's natural. Everyone likes talking about your wife's indecent rectum.

>> No.21261156

Iori's washed out colon smells sweet.

>> No.21265152

What would you like to do with Iori's anus and lower intestine today?

>> No.21269129
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I shall flood Iori's bowels with my semen today as well.

>> No.21273406

What will Iori do once her fans tire of her anus?

>> No.21273467
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>>21273406
She'll find a new audience by showing off her skills in extreme anal expansion AVs.

>> No.21278189 [DELETED] 

The anal idol

>> No.21280805

>>21273467
Iori really puts her anus to work!

>> No.21283829

The fans are sick of Iori's used up butthole already... No matter how much she stretches it her few remaining fans just yawn.

>> No.21283916

>>21283829
What can she do now?

>> No.21285285

>>21283916
Hope someone notices her gaping, throbbing anus.

>> No.21288730

You guys have serious issues...

>> No.21289527

>>21288730
My only issue is not having my anal cockring Iorin with me! I want to make her gape!

>> No.21289550

>>21288730
No, I just have a functioning penis.

>> No.21293352

HAPPY BIRTHDAY IORI

>> No.21293910

>ywn see Iori cagando
Why live?

>> No.21297398

>>21273467
Gimme back that image of my wife

>> No.21297410
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21297410

OP here. Happy Iori day!!! Time to give her some extra special anal sex tonight.

>> No.21298427

>>21297410
What does "extra special" mean? I'm surprised that there's anything anal-related that isn't already a routine thing for her.

>> No.21301029

>>21298427
Means no enema.

>> No.21301170

what will happen if i put my dick inside her loli pussy?

>> No.21301224

>>21301170
She won't feel any pleasure and will ask you to put in the proper hole.

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>> No.21310339

>>21100963
What is your husbando number?

>> No.21313439

>>21310339
#1

>> No.21316878

>>21100963
>thread still living
lol

>> No.21321760

>>21304945
Asking for anal.

>> No.21326950

>>21316878
Who are you quoting?

>> No.21331916

I'm gonna make Iori have an anal funeral!

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This thread smells like shit.

>> No.21342323

>>21331916
Lewd

>> No.21345290

>>21337004
My penis smells like Iori's

>> No.21347386

iori thought she had to fart but it was my semen and stained her pantsu!

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