/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/, I had the best dream. Let me tell you about it.

I was a student at Yale or something, I could tell because of the butlers everywhere. My roommate was an Indian loli, a prodigy.

Apparently, at some point in the past I had written the world's most popular VN, half the free world played it, set in some sort of alternate medieval history that turned out to be the future, a la Underwater Ray Romano.

Thing is, when I wrote it, I coded a route that was impossible to complete. And it was the best route. It would be like locking out an Ama route voiced by Yuria in Shuffle. And no one could hack it for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

To unlock the route, you had to win a tug of war or sorts with a spaceship that looked like a Borg cube by turning an enormous wheel in the middle of a village. The NPCs helped, but you always lost. To win, you needed like a million people all dragging their mice at the same time. (I guess it had netplay?)

So I wake up and log onto /jp/, there's a worldwide effort to unlock the route. Indian loli is trying too. I tell her I wrote the game, and the gives me this stare and asks if I did the voices. I tell her, "only one of the girls, guess which one."

So, people actually pull it off, which just summons a bigger spaceship. I get a WTF mate look from Indian loli, and I laugh myself awake.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm jealous of your dream.

[Anonymous No.]

i had a dream a couple nights ago in which my friend had his leg cut/torn off by a train.
he told me not to call an ambulance because they were too expensive

[Anonymous No.]

The leader of the villagers was a jerk, by the way. Some kinda tsundere monk who kept refusing to help.

[Anonymous No.]

Cool story bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>2109782
>>2109792
>>2109801
You had quite an amazing dream. You were also quite the gentlemen in it, I applaud thee.

>>2109798
I stared dumbfounded at this for about 10s before bursting into laughter, why the hell did I do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>like locking out an Ama route voiced by Yuria in Shuffle

You sir are worse than Hitler.

[Anonymous No.]

>asks if I did the voices. I tell her, "only one of the girls, guess which one."

[Anonymous No.]

>>2109835
Yeah, I dream I'm the little girl sometimes. You don't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2109845
i once dreamt that i was sucking my own penis.
i was very flexible.
does that count?

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2109815

>Worse than hitler

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This thread is now under temporary Ceasefire due to invocation of Godwin's Law. All posters are due for an immediate halting of all hostilities, flames, and troll posts until the lockdown has been lifted.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>2109858

But denying me a Yuria route really is that bad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2109858
Godwin's Law was created in reference to excessive hyperbole. OP actually is worse than hitler so it doesn't apply in this case.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

I had dream about a loli tonight, but she ignored me.

I'm ronery ever in dreams ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

I dropped out of school to make science.
I had a dream where I cut off my arm.
I haven't done shit since febuary 1.
gg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2109903
>dropped out
Yesterday, I discovered that it's illegal for a student to drop out in the state of Texas, no matter their age. What's up with that?

[Anonymous No.]

I had a dream where I was happily eating some villager when that damned bitch came in and interrupted my meal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2109911
In some states its 16, others 18. nothing like glorious nippon where you can tell highschool to fuck off and start selling fish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>219918
In Texas, it is illegal even for an individual who is 18 or older.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2109918
In Texas, it is illegal even for an individual who is 18 or older.

[cowboy johnny No.]

>>2109924
luckily I am not an american cowboy

[Anonymous No.]

>>2109924
and this is a problem? go learn your ass something useful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2109929
>learn
>Texas
wwwwwwww

[Anonymous of Bangkok !SLUT6eLWCk No.]

>>It would be like locking out an Ama route voiced by Yuria in Shuffle.

; ;

[sage No.]

keep your loser faggotery to yourself, kid.

[Anonymous No.]

ITT stupid /jp/ related dreams?

I once dreamed about my mission to rescue princess Alice.
Myself, Ginta and Hakakku from Inuyasha and My Gyver traveled all the way to my neighbor city and beat up some strangers until we found her

[Anonymous No.]

>>2109969
>My Gyver
I read it as McGyver

[Anonymous No.]

>>2109971
It was supposed to be McGyver

[Anonymous No.]

>>2109971
>MacGyver
fix'd