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Cute Slime Hosts!

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>> No.21081652
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21081652

Don't give up

>> No.21081659

>>21081647
Good fucking job you absolute faggot.

>> No.21081664
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21081664

Post an interesting fact about your setting / headcanon.

>> No.21081670
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21081670

What job would your monster wife of choice work?

>> No.21081688

Fuck, Sorry anons i just noticed my mistake. Hopefully mods delete this one.

>> No.21081691

>>21081647
Nice one dumbass

>> No.21081699
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>>21081548
>mouse girl taps out after a few orgasms and has to watch her husband ravage her sisters one by one

hot

>> No.21081708

>>21081688
It doesn't work that way anon, you have to live with your shame.

>> No.21081734

>>21081664
year round growing season, farm work is good honest work

>> No.21081737

Loli monsters wearing nipple clamps!

>> No.21081741

>>21081664
It can always be helped.

>> No.21081750

>>21081664
Posted this last thread:
I head canon that the slime carrier herself has a choice on how she increases her species' numbers.
The first way is by basic Slime division. This is pretty self explanatory in that its just the slime dividing into a new parasite that needs to infect a women into a slime carrier. However usually the relationship between the two will at best be that of sisters (barring some circumstances) and at worse friends. It is also usually the more common method due to if being vastly easier than the other way, Although with the problem of course being that you dont really get a daughter.
The second way is that they will birth a Slime carrier. Simply put the women will experience a normal pregnancy and birth except of course the child will come out as a already infected. The resulting daughter will of course then proceed to maturate with her Slime. It is much rarer due to the inherent difficulty associated with it. The advantage of this is however the child will be much stronger then a normal Slime carrier and is also much more adept at controlling the slime.

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>>21081664
I like to think that blood tastes best with fear or pleasure hormones. so vampires like to bite their husbands when they climax, are in fear, or both

>> No.21081761

>>21081737
Loli monsters wearing cunny clamps!

>> No.21081762

>>21081670
i don't have a wife but i have a baphomet roommate and she's super friendly. she works part-time as a chef at the five-star restaurant, the S.S. Gourmet. she's really good at her job so i prepare her meals to show her she's awesome. her other job is being head of the Sabbath of the region we live in. she sure has lots of followers that range from witches to pedophiles, it's crazy.

>> No.21081773

>>21081664
Thigh tattoos are much more common. So are very nice thighs.

>> No.21081784

would you eat a harpy egg

>> No.21081793
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21081793

Let's assume you have a big onsen or jacuzzi all to yourselves. Which monster would be best to take a long, hot bath with?

>> No.21081797

>>21081793
For me, it's my waifu and daughteru.

>> No.21081801

>>21081784
Only if it's unfertilized. In that case it'd be pretty much like drinking Holst milk.

>> No.21081804
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>>21081784
I'm sure it has a lot of protein. I need the gainz

>> No.21081806

>>21081784
Only if it's unfertilized though even then, I'm still not keen on the idea. It just seems weird to me.

>> No.21081815

>>21081793
something coldblooded and cuddly

>> No.21081817

>>21081664
The marriage between a vampire and a human consist of the guy drinking from a cup that contains a mix of magical stuff and the soon to be wife's blood. After drinking it he will turn into a "ghoul" and have his life linked to hers. They also kiss after it, but that's not part of the ritual, just tradition.

>> No.21081830

>>21081801
>>21081806
well it's not like you fucking eat fertilized chicken eggs ya dips

>> No.21081832
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21081832

what species is most likely to let her siblings watch your intimate encounters?

>> No.21081836
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>>21081793
farm girls of course, they deserve it after a long day in the field

>> No.21081849

>>21081832
>Large Mouse
>Kamikaze or whatever the fuck they were called
>Devil bugs

>> No.21081853

>>21081664
hellhounds will respectfully stop her advances if you don't feel like having sex

>> No.21081860

>>21081815
>ywn take an onsen bath with a ryuu, gently washing her scales

>> No.21081869 [DELETED] 

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

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>>21081869
>but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome.
who gives a fuck what 3dpd think

>> No.21081881

>>21081830
Theres an asian meal that involves eating fertilized duck eggs

>> No.21081886

>>21081874
Don't reply to shitty spam anon.

>> No.21081896
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>>21081886
I will do what I want and what I want right now is well built wolfus

>> No.21081899

>>21081881
You're thinking of balut, and its mainly Filipino.

>> No.21081906

>>21081886
>Its femdom fag
Well, that explains stuff

>> No.21081908

What about a hellhound who's just as dommy as the standard for her race, but she has a major fetish for having you sit on her face?

>> No.21081916

>>21081908
I mean, in that case do YOU want to sit on her face?
If no, then shes still dommy i guess

>> No.21081921

>>21081908
What, like she's super forceful about having her face in my butt? I could think of plenty worse things, especially seeing how wans are all about smell. No brapfaggorty or scat though, that's never allowed.

>> No.21081934

>>21081670
She'd probably work as a bouncer as a front but in reality she's muscle for the mafia. Be careful who you take loans from anons.

>> No.21081935
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21081935

tell big sister titania what you want.

>> No.21081936

>>21081664
The undead take on some aspect of how they died when they're rebuilt into their sexy new bodies. Ex. The involvement of seawater stains their eyes algae green and frostbite blackens their skin.

>> No.21081938

>>21081921
This was pretty much my exact train of thought. How nice would it be when she pushes you down with your butt in the air, yanks your pants down and just shoves her face in? Must be nice.

>> No.21081942

>>21081670
She's a professional science nerd who does wacky magical and chemical experiments all day long.

>> No.21081946

>>21081938
Yes please.

>> No.21081950

>>21081908
>>21081921
>>21081938
>>21081946
Good as long as it usually leads to her deepthroating me.

>> No.21081978
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>>21081935
Centaur maid that continues to wear the uniform even though we're married

>> No.21081982

>>21081647
World Guide Side 2 had a bunch of before and after monsterization pics for various heroes and that prompted someone to draw fanart of various human woman before and after but I can't find the fanart. Anyone willing to help me?

>> No.21081983

>>21081978
Anon, any self-respecting maid would keep being a maid after marriage.

>> No.21081986

>>21081899
Why are you singling out the Philippines?

>> No.21081993

>>21081982
imgur.com/a/AamDR0c

>> No.21082000

>>21081906
What? i'm not apart of this line of replies

>> No.21082058

>>21081853
Stop all advances or just sexual ones? Because I could see them still hugging their husband close and pulling him into her breasts as just plain cuddling.

>> No.21082121

Which monster would make the best oral size queen? Besides Ghouls.

>> No.21082130

>>21082121
Ghouls are smalltime. Try fairies.

>> No.21082131

>>21082121
Little ratas with big ambitions

>> No.21082136

>>21082121
Kikimora.

>> No.21082139
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21082139

>>21081793
Snek

They get warmer and more active

>> No.21082166
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21082166

Awoo!

>> No.21082185

>hellhound who, as part of her morning routine, has to ignite her eye flames with a flint striker

>> No.21082187
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21082187

>>21081986
>typical pinoy reaction

>> No.21082196

>>21081986
Because your food is so vile that it would make a beelzebub wretch

>> No.21082221

Hourglass Kunoichi stalks her target!
However, her outfit is woefully undersized.
The trials of the ninja...

>> No.21082222

>>21081899
And it tastes like poverty

>> No.21082227

>>21081647
Busty cuties with pink hair, pink eyes and pink lips~

>> No.21082234
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21082234

>Crush a house centipede but only its bottom half it manages to crawl away
>Days later an a Oomukade covered in bandages, casts and even an eye patch is standing outside your door
>Police are right behind her she's claiming you assaulted her
What do you do anon?

>> No.21082241

>>21082234
Draw the mortal blade

>> No.21082244
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21082244

>>21081670
Research Director!

>> No.21082245

>>21082234
Thank god I live in a state with decent Castle Doctrine laws, she can't do shit to me

>> No.21082254

>>21081670
Curator.

>> No.21082259
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21082259

I want to get kidnapped by something soft and spooky

>> No.21082266
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>>21082259

best boat wouldn't do something like kidnapping though

>> No.21082272
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>>21082259
Luckily plenty of undead monsters are soft and pretty spooky

>> No.21082317

>>21082185
Interesting nickname for her husband

>> No.21082320

>New Mizone
Yaaaay
>Donkeytaur
Boooo

>> No.21082350
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21082350

>>21082259
Me too

>> No.21082366

>>21082259
>>21082266
https://ecchi.iwara.tv/videos/wqzvbsgmzktqwba8o
No need to thank me

>> No.21082393
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>>21082366
>lewd
find a video of kowan giving hugs and we'll talk

>> No.21082401

>>21081664
To become bound as Dark Mage's familiar, the new husband has to endure a ritual at midnight on a full moon, where he experiences sexual pleasure at the same intensity as a monster girl and incubises immediately.

>> No.21082403

>>21081936
I like this and will incorporate it into my own headcanon.

>> No.21082407

>>21082000
Its just another anon with a grudge seeing his own personal boogeyman everywhere.

>> No.21082410

>>21082244
What is your waifu's job, anon? A Lich in a business suit makes me think of some kind of high-up job in some magical bureau.

>> No.21082417

>>21082407
I am that boogeyman and I don't understand why he thinks I made any of those posts

>> No.21082425
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>>21082410
She works in pharmaceuticals! Gotta get those potions into production!

>> No.21082428

>>21082425
Well she's very nice. I like how she's only barely off profile but still manages to be her own thing.

>> No.21082432

>>21082366
Fucking wew, thank you very much for sharing.

>> No.21082454
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21082454

I bench pressed 100kg 5 times today, where's my gainsfu prize?

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>>21082454
Right here anon, you may now lift together

>> No.21082498

>>21082493
Gonna take the muscle elf to Muscle Beach to see her tan!

>> No.21082499

Alright, get this, a Parasite Slime where the host is wearing the slime like a one piece swimsuit, and it almost looks totally normal except for the trail of slime going from the "swimsuit" into her ears.

>> No.21082506
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>>21082493
Don't leave her out in the sun too long anon, otherwise she might get mistaken for a dark elf

>> No.21082509

>>21082506
They are not so different.

>> No.21082515

>>21082499
neat, but why coming from the ears?

>> No.21082556
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>>21082509
>Going out with your "dark" elf waifu
>Many people think her a deviant for holding hands with you, sharing ice cream and other lewd things that would be unbecoming of a dark elf
>True dark elves notice you two together and look shocked
>Walk up to your waifu asking why you don't have a collar, why are you walking next to her and not behind her, and if she needs to borrow a leash
>Some even ask her if she wants to share
>Your waifu suddenly pushes past the dark elves and pulls you into a crushing hug
>Tells them that her love enough is to keep you around and that she'd never share you
>"Dark" elf waifu lifts you up into a princess carry and struts away from the dumbfounded dark elves
>Later you both go to the gym and share a protein shake with each other

>> No.21082566

>>21082556
Protein shakes are a meme. True gains come from eating a Berliner afterwards.

>> No.21082573
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>>21082499

>dying from an accident and a slime girl replaces your heart with her core and becomes parasite slime to save your life

y/n?

>> No.21082578

>>21082556
is that pubic hair

>> No.21082581

>>21082573
WE'RE VENOM

>> No.21082593

>>21082515
Because that's how Parasite Slimes work. They infest and fuse with a host, reshaping them from the inside.

>> No.21082594

>>21082573
I think the defining feature of Pslimes is being formless until they get a host. I could see this happening between a normal women and slime though.

>> No.21082596

>>21082556
>teehee! handholding is lewd!
Fuck this meme.

>> No.21082598

>>21082593
But why from the ears? Not the vagina, ass or even tits?

>> No.21082609

>>21082596
Right let me just fix that for you
>She gargles your balls while jerking you off in the middle of the morning coffee line

>> No.21082611

>>21082598
Because tits aren't an orifice and you wouldn't notice if it was exiting through one that was covered by the "swimsuit".

>> No.21082622

>>21082556
>Not wanting to be walked around on a leash by your musclefu
Stop being gay please

>> No.21082623

>>21082611
I am sure people would notice how her swimsuit feels "off" and how its also seems to have a mind of its own. Dont think you need the ear things. lol

>> No.21082626

Gonna super charge an alp!

>> No.21082634

>>21082611
You could have it so she constantly looks extra "wet" in certain spots of the swimsuit.

>> No.21082639

>>21082626
Does that make the Alp write more?

>> No.21082647
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21082647

Do tomboy succubi get mistaken for alps?

>> No.21082651

>>21082647
Someone's been skipping leg day.

>> No.21082661

>>21082639
Alpanon should write more. He may be the Tommy Wiseau of writefags but that only made me love his work more.

>> No.21082673

>>21082661
Whaddya want?

>> No.21082679

>>21082623
What's the point of monster girls if you shy away from the monstrous stuff?
You type like a fag, too.

>> No.21082682

>>21082647
>Tomboy succubus gets mistaken as an alp
>Gets pissy when it happens, hate-fucks them

>Busty, fertile, feminine alp gets mistaken as a succubus
>Doesn't correct the anon, rolls with it and ushers anon to a back room to sultry fuck

>> No.21082688

>>21082673
Surprise me. Although something with a lich would be nice

>> No.21082689

>>21082688
Alrighty then. There's worse ways to use a Sunday.

>> No.21082715

>>21082679
Anon im not shying away from the monstrous stuff. I mean Slime carriers probably could do that from their ears, but it makes no fucking sense for them to do that when the slime normal from from the vagina.
If you want it to be detectable then their are easier and more sensical ways like what >>21082634 or I said.

>> No.21082717

>>21082715
normally comes* from
Sorry a bit tired right now.

>> No.21082747

>>21082715
You're really not understanding the point of this monster girl. The host is pretty much just a puppet that the slime controls by spreading itself over every inch of her insides and oozing out of every orifice, meaning that an attempt to look somewhat normal will fail miserably as slime will still be coming out of places that are very noticeable.

>> No.21082758

>>21082747
Fuck off troll. Don’t you dare slander my waifus species.

>> No.21082772

>>21082758
Trolls are good girls deserving of love. Leave them out of this.

>> No.21082779

How do you think one of the named Baphomets would react if they encountered a little innocent girl who they could monsterize? Would they do it?

>> No.21082781

>>21082779
Its what they do, so yeah?

>> No.21082783

>>21082779
Beyond momonika I don’t think so. I could see the others having an age of consent on when they monsterize women.

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>>21082779
Runya and Marune would probably offer it. Shirokuto would probably just ignore them.
The rest would likely monsterize them forcibly.

>> No.21082799

>>21082796
That sounds like you're implying Dr. Little is unethical.

>> No.21082802

>>21082758
Nigga I'm saying it's a good thing.

>> No.21082803

>>21082796
I really doubt Grelia would.

>> No.21082805

>>21082799
>>21082803
Honestly I forgot about her.

>> No.21082811

>>21082802
The host isn’t a fucking puppet when she is merged with the slime and controls it’s actions.

>> No.21082818

>>21082805
>forgetting about best bapho

>> No.21082839

>>21082818
Greilia is a good girl, and her commitment to being vanilla is worthy of her title of nicest bapho. Marune usually places a close second.

>> No.21082842

>>21082818
But I already posted her.

>> No.21082856

Speaking of Runya Runya, do you think she's able to create witches? Or does she require other Baphomets to do the work for her since she's to weak?

>> No.21082871

>>21082856
She states that she can't use traditional magic, but that's as far as the limitation goes. She's not weak, she just has a severe restriction.
Monsterizing doesn't require spells or any of that anyway.

>> No.21082874

>>21082856
Didn’t even think about that till you mentioned it. Also opens up more questions like can Runya create familiars?

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21082893

>>21082874
As opposed to Witches, I think familiars are actually summoned, so Runya probably can't do that without assistance.
I can't find a source for the familiars-being-summoning part though, I swear I've seen it.

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21082894

>>21082779
>>21082783
Does this look like the face of someone who knows what consent is?

>> No.21082897

>>21082894
Of course she knows.
She just doesn't care.

>> No.21082908

>>21082811
Anon.
>Furthermore, the slime infesting the host can read her mind and automatically move, perform errands, or even eliminate foreign enemies. The host doesn’t even need to be aware of such things, let alone do them herself, so she will end up leaving everything else to the slime while using her body and thoughts entirely for pleasurable sex with her beloved husband.
The profile is pretty explicit in saying that the woman is all but mind broken into only caring about making fuck and just lets the slime do everything else.

>> No.21082928

>>21082908
>The profile is pretty explicit in saying that the woman is all but mind broken into only caring about making fuck
what if she was already like that before?

>> No.21082949

>>21082908
It also explicitly states that the mind of the host and slime become one. Fuck off. Your the same kind of trash as the people who push the stupid sandworm rouge bullshit.

>> No.21082950
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21082950

>>21082779
Define "innocent"

>> No.21082955

>>21082949
>he mind of the host and slime become one.
doesnt that imply ego death?

>> No.21082975

>>21082955
No.

>> No.21082979

>>21082949
You're not going to get people on your side by becoming increasingly belligerent when the fact that you've never read the profile get noticed.

>> No.21082989

>>21082949
>sandworm rouge
Sandworms are red on the inside, yes.

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21083029

Young and inexperienced kikis are great!

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21083033

I don't know about you guys, but I always like seeing images of Monster Girls with their husbands. Lewd or just cute mundane stuff, it's nice seeing a couple in love together.

>> No.21083048

>>21083029
Is it better to pretend to not notice little mistakes they make to build their self confidence, or lovingly tease them about it so they work even harder at it?

>> No.21083057

>>21083048
Tease them, your playful chatter shows that you care about their work and will build their confidence in becoming the best maid they could be.

>> No.21083063
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21083063

>>21082688
Here we go then. A Lich grants a comatose man superhuman constitution for reasons and he finds himself drawn towards the land of the undead. To get there he will have to pass through the land of bugs though. I like Hollow Knight you see.

https://pastebin.com/Lryk0MUs

>> No.21083081

trick vampires into walking out on daylight and proceed to bully them!

>> No.21083088

Would you endure a TERRIBLE show to make your wife happy?

>> No.21083092

>>21083088
Show? Like on TV? Sure. In a theater? Not really.

>> No.21083098

>>21083092
Yes, TV.
Bad TV, not bad good.
Robotech a shit

>> No.21083104

>>21083063
stupid fucking bitch alpa smego releases the paste thanks

>> No.21083105

>>21083098
>Robotech
That's the show Americans made by re-editing a bunch of different anime together, right? What the fuck

>> No.21083108

>>21083105
Yup.
I tried to watch it while house sitting for someone.
I made it 34 episodes in and said 'That's enough'

And I Watched Fate/Apocrypha...
The ENGLISH Dub.

>> No.21083135

>>21083088
Contrary to popular belief, Shog entertainment doesn't literally drive you crazy. However, suffering through it for the benefit of your maid who can't stop herself from gushing about it may make you wish it did.

>> No.21083142

>>21083135
>it's Telemundo but in eldritch.

>> No.21083231

>>21083105
i guess i just liked the big robots when I was a kid

>> No.21083240

>>21083231
>when I was a kid
Don't lie, you love big robots now as well. Everyone does. They're great.

>> No.21083241

>>21083240
sure, but when they're attached to garbage they aren't as great

>> No.21083243

>>21083240
>Smug tall automaton

>> No.21083251
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21083251

>>21083243

>> No.21083255

>>21083243
>THIS UNIT CAME HERE TO LAUGH AT [USER]

>> No.21083284

>>21083255
Does she know why my soul is bound by gravity?
God DAMN, I need something to wash the taste of Robotech from my mouth.

>> No.21083292

>>21083284
Might i suggest filtering it by watching actual macross?
Or maybe some sweet jot bloodness like gurren lagann or the brave series of shows
And theres a tenchi muyo spinnoff with elf girls and mechs
Valrave can fuck off

>> No.21083296

>>21083063
Wonderful work, Alp!

>> No.21083300

>>21083292
What's the difference between actual Macross and Robotech?
I've watch Gurren and enjoyed it.

>> No.21083363

>>21083240
Giant robots are great, but they often come in shows filled with annoying nationalism or retarded convoluted serious plots despite starring the most impractical war machines known to media.
At least Gurren Lagann remembered big mechs are supposed to be fun.

>> No.21083371

>>21083284
Go play gihrens greed

>> No.21083387

>>21082955
It's just another way of saying she gains the instincts and lust of the slime. If that's too much for you then you won't like any of the MGE's corruption.

>> No.21083394
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21083394

>>21083284
>robots?
assuming you've seen all the typical ones

zegapain was underrated, and most people haven't seen it. Jinki-Extend is another one that wasn't super popular

>> No.21083396
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21083396

>>21082955
>>21082908
>And then the slime’s monstrous desire to seek and love men will meld into and mix with the host’s mind, such that they are interchangeable, and a new monster called a “slime carrier” will be born that has a lewd mind fixated on love and pleasure like a slime while still retaining the superior intellect and advanced thinking capabilities of a human
The host is very much the one in control
>If the host happens to fancy a particular man, then it is said that the slime will head towards that man by reading the host’s memories and thoughts
>Furthermore, the slime infesting the host can read her mind and automatically move, perform errands, or even eliminate foreign enemies. The host doesn’t even need to be aware of such things, let alone do them herself
You see, the Slime is actually the one that becomes more like the Host. The Host is certainly still in charge of their body, while the Slime becomes an appendage that moves based on the Hosts subconscious desires.

>> No.21083399

>>21083387
MGE is actually full of stuff that some anons don't care for. Its what happens when you make a setting designed to appeal to everybody.

>> No.21083401

>>21083300
Macross has only one of the 3 plots, is more coherent and the blood and gore isnt edited out and scenes are straight up altered to fit the weird continuity robotech had

>> No.21083405
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21083405

>>21083399
still hasn't given us canon dickgrills though

>> No.21083410

I kinda want to duck a fluffy girl.

>> No.21083411
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21083411

>>21083405
Some come close, I would guess.

>> No.21083433
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21083433

Canonically speaking, which monstergirls are the most evil after Yetis?

>> No.21083440

>>21083088
It depends. If its the Big Bang Theory then I'm leaving her. If its the Big Bang Theory and she compares me to Sheldon I'm burning the house down on the way out.

>> No.21083444
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21083444

>>21083433
Kikimor.

>> No.21083449

>>21083142
Is it all soap operas, loud commercials and biased news too?

>> No.21083459

>>21083444
This is another prime example of that whole "talking works" discussion we had earlier. That Kiki just made herself and her master frustrated because she couldn't outright state that she was interested in him. If she said literally anything they could've been a happy married couple.

>> No.21083467

>>21083405
Go get lost in wonderland. You'll stumble across something eventually.

>> No.21083469

>>21083284
VOTOMS

>> No.21083472

>>21083433
Weresheep. They're walking chloroform rags.

>> No.21083477

>>21083469
This

>> No.21083481
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21083481

>>21083433
Lies and slander

>> No.21083490
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21083490

>>21083411
true

>> No.21083537

>>21083411
>>21083467
>>21083490
Tentaclefags and wonderland trash pushing gay shit here again, not a big surprise.

>> No.21083545
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21083545

>>21083537
it's not gay if it's a monstergirl

>> No.21083617
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21083617

>tfw no big, buff waifu who could manhandle you like a ragdool and snu-snu you through the floor, but has a gentle personality and blushes like crazy if you call her cute

>> No.21083639 [DELETED] 

>>21083537
someone draw a big lard-engorged moldy pubic hair fat-lipped iguanodon man making sweet love to his 12yo hell hound daughter while shrieking "DEGENERATE" and pointing his curly yellow fingernail finger at another man getting his prostate tickled by his tentacle wife

>> No.21083649

>>21083029
Meh, I enjoy a kiki who is highly professionally, confident and slightly teasing

>> No.21083650

>>21083639
It is pretty silly that the thread embraces KDF and his fucked up amputee play while acting like tentacle fags are somehow /d/ scumbags.

>> No.21083651
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21083651

>>21083639

do tentacles ejaculate though?

>> No.21083657

>>21083651
As far as we know, no.

>> No.21083661

>>21083650
>amputee play
Anon?

>> No.21083669

>>21083661
Oh, you didn't see the images he commissioned and posted here?

>> No.21083678

>>21083661
>he doesn't know
run while you can
>>21083669
to be fair, I'm like 75% sure he commissioned that and then someone else maliciously leaked it here. just to be fair.

>> No.21083679

>>21083650
>embraces KDF
Most anons don't like his shit and last time I checked even the discords thought he was a creepy faggot.

>> No.21083680

>>21083650
>amputee play
He did what now?

>> No.21083686

>>21083678
>to be fair, I'm like 75% sure he commissioned that and then someone else maliciously leaked it here. just to be fair.
Probably, but that doesn't stop him from having fucked up fetishes while being endorsed by the thread.

>> No.21083688

>>21083650
Who else they goona cling to?
The waifu fags rarely vist, we are down to about 5 writers and everyone else is an asshole

>> No.21083689

>>21083639
Joke's on you, I like both the Sabbath and /d/ shit. I just try not to post the /d/ shit here for obvious reasons.

>> No.21083692

>>21083686
>>21083680
>>21083679
alright enough enough, I just wanted to have a chuckle at the thread's tilted moral compass. Let's not bring thread celeb bullshit into this

>> No.21083695

>>21083688
>The waifu fags rarely vist
You say that but most of is just post as anon without bringing up the waifus.[/spoiler[

>> No.21083696

>>21083692
Well you can't stop now, I need to know damn it!
Just post a link or something, considering what KDF have posted in the past, it can't be that bad.

>> No.21083699

>>21083688
>Who else they goona cling to?
Why cling to anybody? If you act like someone is the official mascot of the thread its only a matter of time before they commission images of their daughteru being forced to walk on her arm and leg stumps and you end up wondering where your life went wrong.

>> No.21083702

>>21083695
You know what i mean
Without "you" here, all the got as a c9nstant is KDF

>> No.21083705

New RPG pics from Patreon.
https://imgur.com/a/wy2uaQt

>> No.21083706
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21083706

>Had a dream I was on some sort of planetary, Earth-like shapeship
>Divided into 5 sectors: human, industrial, wild, chaos, and hub
>Lived in the human sector
>Decided to take a stroll into the chaos sector
>Each floor divided into what chaos girls resided there
>Hop on down to Floor 2: Shoggoths
>Greeted at the front door by a light blue shoggoth
>Introduces me to various shoggoths they're all her
>Before I can even choose which one I want, the greeter assaults me
>It's like she knew I liked her the best of them
>Get "gang"banged by the shoggoth"s"
Apparently they taste like Jello, berry blue flavor.

I'm happy I had a monster girl related dream, especially a sex related one. It's been ages since I had either. But now I'm sad I woke up from it and that it was all a dream.

>> No.21083710

>>21083699
People act like the need something to love and something hate
Like the old one a thread posts, or when ace was at his fag peak

>> No.21083721 [DELETED] 

>>21083710
Ace is always a faggot, but at least he's tired of the headpat commissions now. Perhaps there'll be slots for people who won't spam the same pose ad nauseum now.

>> No.21083745

>>21083705
Thanks anon. Hope he's not including all these races in the new version of the game though, would suck if he was sticking to all the really basic races.

>> No.21083779
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21083779

Another wife commission, same outfit as the previous two from this artist.
http://twitter.com/split_ass/status/1112364440643608577

>> No.21083785

>>21083706
Lucky man. I only remember my nightmares.

>> No.21083798

>>21083745
To be fair most of these are higher res pictures of pictures that have been around for a long time. I don't think any of these RPG images have actually been "new".

>> No.21083807

>>21083706
Forgot to mention, the people in the Hub were telling me not to go to the Chaos sector. They said once you go down there, you may not come back. I thought about it for a second, and YOLO'ed it. What's the worse that could happen. Also the elevator down was a black mass of slime and eyes that you just sunk through. I guess that was the only intimidating part, but once there, it was pretty alright. Just dark, colored blue, purple, black, and glowing eyes everywhere. Had a few nice view from the windows of outer space. Not many people around though.

>>21083785
Most my monster girl dreams tend to be very short and very sexless, so I'm glad this one went somewhere and lasted much longer. I also explored other parts of the chaos sector, but perhaps, that'll be a story for another time.

>> No.21083815

>>21083798
They're still high res versions we haven't seen before. I hope he releases the other girls as high res too.

>> No.21083820

>>21083705
Oh man he updated the blue and red slime alongside the bee as well. Guessing he'll probably be revamping any other old girl if they're in the game which would be pretty nice for some of them.

>> No.21083822

>>21083449
Yes, all in eldritch and with CHAOS girls

>> No.21083830

>>21083779
That's a really nice outfit.

>> No.21083833

>>21083807
>Most my monster girl dreams tend to be very short and very sexless
I only remember two personally. One involved a hungry succubus getting mad because I tried boiling some peas for her, the other involved being a border guard Papers Please style and having a cute Owl Mage flirt with me and using her magic to bypass the security gate entirely afterwards.

>> No.21083835

>>21083822
Is the theme song SUCH SWEET CACOPHONY?

>> No.21083840

>>21083706
I remember a dream where I got succ'd in the non-MGE way

Woke up really thirsty IIRC

>> No.21083842

>>21083835
Indeed, silence offends them

>> No.21083854

>>21083706
i had a dream a lion came out of my tv and chased me. then i had a second dream after that where my blanket turned into a hellish dog and humped me on my bed. it was a weird ass dream.

>> No.21083943
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21083943

Also got another picture of me and my wife
http://twitter.com/kenshinx187/status/1112372308839145473

>>21083830
Yeah, I'm thinking about commissioning more of her in outfits like it.

>> No.21083968

>>21083943
what's the big deal with merunyaa removing the gazer set from his pixiv

>> No.21083974

>>21083968
If it was uncensored, pixiv probably got mad about it. That happens sometimes.
Other than that, no clue.

>> No.21083983

>>21083974
what a goof.

>> No.21083994

>>21083943
What about that outfit, but it's made out of her goo and she can change it at will? Nice art like always though.

>> No.21084002

>>21083688
>5 writers
I know I've seen more names than that around here, unless you're one of those types that calls writers dead after only a month of inactivity

>> No.21084016

>>21084002
Theres at least 12 i think and i am one

>> No.21084018

>>21082856
>>21082871
Runya's monsterization most likely involves prolonged hugging with the girl to be monsterized as they read a book together and wait for mamono mana to do its thing.

>> No.21084027

>>21083994
I do like goo outfits, but it's hard to make them look just tight enough to accentuate her body. Garters and fishnets squeeze everything that perfect little bit to heighten the appeal.
Goo is better for body paint style ideas.

>> No.21084047

>>21084027
Goo(d) point, I suppose you would know best after all. Skindentation from tights or straps is really hard to beat.

>> No.21084055

I would be very weak to a confident and seductive kikimora

>> No.21084065

>>21084055
i would be weak to a monster who showed interest or talked to me

>> No.21084070

>>21084065
I hear you.

>> No.21084073

>>21084065
Succubi are predators and they really like that type of prey

>> No.21084092

>>21083943
>Me
>Buff with huge dick

>> No.21084098

>>21084065
The only monster I would accept is my waifu. To be fair I don't even know if I would accept another member of the same species the portals opened and she wasn't there.

>> No.21084102

>>21084092
>implying

>> No.21084109

>>21084065
Same.

>> No.21084113

>>21084098
Same. I've spent so long thinking about her that even if another Dark Mage showed up I don't think I could.

>> No.21084123
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21084123

A very nice artist did art of my waifu in an Egyptian outfit, and I think it came out amazing!

>> No.21084160

>>21084123
Anubisfags get the best art.
Cute waifu, friend.

>> No.21084162

>>21084123
Look at those honkers!

>> No.21084186

>>21084123
! !

>> No.21084217

>>21083444
>Watermelon
Dense Master

>> No.21084236 [SPOILER] 
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21084236

>be a small boy
>everyone in the village praises the tengu who gives blessings and stuff
>meet the tengu and sit next to her out on the fields with human friends
>we're all eating lunch and having a good time
>all the human friends leave to use the bathroom
>it's just me and the tengu
>the tengu stares at me ominously
>she turns her head to different direction; seeing if anyone is around. everyone's gone
>she glides her hands across my legs up to my hips.
>then reaches around my butt cheek and grabs it
>hey, that doesn't feel right
>she squints a little by my dissatisfaction
>she continues to molest me until the village elder comes by to tell the tengu someone needs her help
>she agrees to follow the elder into the village where everyone's at
>i now have lost faith and respect for the tengu girl
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>it's dusk and i'm slowly walking down the road in the village comprehending what happened earlier
>best friend pops his head out of a jar because he's a weirdo
>hey anon, what's up. why do you look so down?
>er, nothing's wrong with me. i just....don't have anything wrong
>HEY maybe we should go see the tengu, she'll fix you right up!
>NO, i don't want to!
>why not? she's awesome and she'll make you feel better!
>i said NO! and she won't make me feel better, you're just a creep in a jar!
>anon, wait!
>i run away into the forest in an attempt to flee the village and and start a new life or something
....
>i'm deep in the forest
>it's dark and almost haunting because it's your first time out here at night
>you remember your father telling all kinds of dangers that lurk out at night outside the human settlements
>well this sucks
>suddenly everything got noiseless and absolutely silent
>a large hand grabs both of your hands restraining you from attacking
>you are leaned against on to the ground
>another hand yanks your pants off and violates the forbidden instrument between your legs
>you struggle and scream for help but unknowingly you are so far away from any sort of human settlement that it's useless to call for help

>pic related is the one raping you

>> No.21084253

>>21084055
>Eating your Kikimora's dinner as she stands near you waiting for you to finish
>"Master, have you ever had sex?"
>Nearly choke on your meal.
>"Ah, I mean nothing rude about it, its just I've never seen you with a woman since I came under your employ, and you never talked about previous experiences"
>"After all, someone as handsome and wonderful as you shouldn't have any trouble getting some woman attracted to him, women like me for example"
>She leans forward, looking you right in the eyes.
>"Don't you think it's a shame, that two people attracted to each other only use their only body to satisfy themselves? Wouldn't it be better if the two of them were to go to the bedroom and show each other what they were capable of? Come on master, I know you won't disappoint."

>> No.21084272
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21084272

>>21084027
>Garters and fishnets squeeze everything that perfect little bit
Especially loli ass and thighs.

>> No.21084287

>>21084236
>years later
>you're an adult now who's still single
>you visit your family
>your father is concerned about your marital status
>he claims he has found the right lady for a man like you
>you ask him who she is
>he reveals the woman he is hooking me up with
>it's the same tengu that sexually harassed me for many years and raped me a couple times
>your heart sunk
>i'll just leave you two alone

what would you do anons?

>> No.21084294

>>21084272
that vampire needs to seduce my cock into submitting to her divine butt

>> No.21084298

>>21082893
>Summoned
Where do familiars come from?

>> No.21084303

>>21084298
FamiliarWorld.

>> No.21084304

>>21084298
storks

>> No.21084306

>>21084123
Your wife has a great body and that's a great choice of outfit.

>> No.21084314

>>21084298
Probably some little pocket dimension where all the Familiars have tea parties with Imps and talk about how much they want to be summoned already.

>> No.21084342

>>21084253
>Sweating intensifies
All of that, but with her wearing a slightly risque uniform and maybe having a french accent

>> No.21084350

>>21084342
>french accent
People find that accent sexy?

>> No.21084358

>>21082893
>>21084298
>The “familiars(encyclopedia II – p.84)” who serve Sabbath's witches are magical organisms created by the baphomet leaders. By the very nature of their existence, familiars can even be described as a living mass of a portion of the vast power of a baphomet as well as the “depraved power”, and it's possible for them to temporarily dramatically increase the power possessed by the witches of Sabbath by using themselves as mediums.

>> No.21084372

>>21084298
Artificial race hand crafted by baphomets.

>> No.21084379

>>21084350
People find just about every accent sexy.

>> No.21084383

>>21084358
So they're formed in a way similar to Glacies.

I bet Momonika would be surprised when her first familiar suddenly pops into existence.

>> No.21084417

its not rape if ______

>> No.21084430

>>21084294
I need to seduce a loli vampire's divine butt into submission with my cock.

>> No.21084450

New pics from KC's patreon are up. Nothing new, so he reposted the old designs for that project of his.
https://mega.nz/#F!T24xwYLB!V_dXLWUSLQXqVsHqNuAwxQ!vnpwASJY

>> No.21084466

>>21084342
So nice silky gloves, a skirt shorter then usual, and a garter-belt that's just tight enough?

>> No.21084481

>>21084417
You corrupt them first.

>> No.21084569

>>21084466
Oh yes. Despite this she wouldn't let me do lewd stuff to her in the middle of her work most of the time. Very professional and sexy teasing kiki!

>> No.21084583

>>21084450
damnit i wanted a cerberus monster girl. now, how am i suppose to finish writing my story if i don't have the needed monsters to fill in the story??

>> No.21084592

>>21084583
The fuck?

>> No.21084599

What about a Kikimora who only wears leather?

>> No.21084606

>>21084583
Invent your own.

>> No.21084612

>>21084123
the black and gold really accents her belly

>> No.21084619

>>21084606
but no one likes monster species that's not a part of mge

>> No.21084635

>>21084583
Do you have no imagination or creativity?

>> No.21084636

>>21084606
how do you invent a mge monster girl species?

>> No.21084646

>>21084583
Too bad. KC doesn't make monsters for others or take requests. He's just putting out shit on his own time based on what he likes.

>> No.21084652

>>21084599
Latex is better.

>> No.21084667

>>21084635
i just can't alter anything in the mge setting otherwise it's not true to the lore so that means no original monster girl species.

>> No.21084671
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21084671

>>21084646
so was legitimately into this?

>> No.21084692

>>21084671
i like the character design on the right. too bad it's an alp

>> No.21084699

>>21084667
The lore is constantly getting new info and species that change what we know about it anyway. Besides, almost no writers stick to the official canon because its boring and saccharine.

>> No.21084706

>>21084671
That's not KC's art. But yes he's into alps, he's into everything that appears in official material.

>> No.21084710

>>21084706
>That's not KC's art.
really?
whos the artist?

>> No.21084711

>>21084671
>The Order lets men dress like this
>Is surprised when they become so gay they become female sex demons
A literal chimp could run this religion better.

>> No.21084715
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What are some things you can do to make a shoggoth happy and show her that you care deeply about her, aside from the obvious sex?

The whole dynamic really seems one-sided since she takes care of your every need and your home, so it'd be nice to give back in a way that she's on the receiving end.

>> No.21084716

>>21084018
I want runya to hug my dick until I'm an incubus, and become a wizard so I can cast spells for her!

On the subject of familiars, they're supposed to be formations of baphomet mana, I wonder if an incubus married to a baphomet could summon a familiar, what would be different about it?

>> No.21084726

>slip ups a girl you are with says that outs her as an alp

>> No.21084732
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>>21084671
I like how the girls all change their faces, but this guy pretty much stays the same only he now has horns and tits. I can only imagine what a burly gay man would turn into.
Probably something like this.

>> No.21084741

>>21084726
>having the best sex of your life with a succubus you met at a party
>"BY THE WAY, I USED TO BE A MAN."
>just as you're cumming.
>right as your cumming and staring into her eyes

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>>21084716
Runya is too tired for hugs, but she will send a representative in her place

>> No.21084749

>>21084726
>Going through your old shit
>"I didn't know you were in the boy scouts too...er, wait. Let me rephrase that."

>> No.21084751
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>>21084671
He made a perfect Alp with the dark strategist

>> No.21084752

>>21084743
Why would Runya send such a cruel villain in her place?

>> No.21084754

>>21084743
It's not the same! I need fluffy baphomet hugs!

>> No.21084755

>>21084743
>Too tired for hugs
I always knew she was the worst bapho, but this is exceptionally disappointing.

>> No.21084763

>>21084755
If Rumya says she's too tired, that means you have to make the first move and use her like a daki pillow

>> No.21084773

>>21084763
>rumya
Can loli monsters drink alcohol? They probably get drunk extremely fast if it affects them at all.

>> No.21084778

>>21084710
Will's the guy who does the side guides, one of KC's buddies he acts as an advisor to. It's why the side guides are in a weird sort of a weird place canonically speaking.
Latest from MGR was that they can be considered canon.

>> No.21084779

>>21084763
I'd do all sorts of unconscionable things to a passed out goat.

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>> No.21084803

>>21084798
she looks nice, would marry once her growth spurts kick in

>> No.21084810

give me the big fluff

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>>21084798
That's a very cute sheep herder.

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>>21084810

>> No.21084862
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>>21084841

>> No.21084872

>>21084832
>A Dragon from a foreign land.
>She arrives in your village and makes it her territory.
>But no one can understand her thick accent.

>> No.21084882

>>21084715
Shogs seem like the type who enjoy being depended and relied upon. That said, I think you could show your appreciation by just talking and listening to her a bunch, teaching her fun things about everyday human life, being patient and understanding when she does make an error, that sort of thing.

Also, I like to think Shoggoths like it when you take the time to notice all their individual item forms rather than only the main blob. So maybe you thank your maid for a meal, and but you also thank your silverware for helping you eat it.

>> No.21084890

>>21084862
>this but with yukari
>"why are you touching my ran"
>"touch me instead"

>> No.21084895

>tfw no big titty goth monster girlfriend

>> No.21084902
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>>21084450
They already look so much better than the previous remakes that I can only imagine how he intends to improve them further (i.e. it's my understanding that he's posting these old RP designs because he is currently redoing them again).

>> No.21084918

>>21084287
I like tengu so I'm okay with this.

>> No.21084928
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21084928

Imagine if Cupids or any Eros aligned Monstergirls have to deal/contend with dense harem anime/dense male anime protagonist type of people. Instead of using their typical love bows and arrows, they'd use the Love Ballistae to penetrate through all that density.

>"Oh my gosh Gladys, this young man. Kenji Nakano, has three sweethearts with feelings for him. Who ever is the lucky and fortunate girl to-"
>Cupid then realizes the boy is one of those dense harem bitchbois
>"Gladys. Ready the Love Ballistae. Cause this here some extra thick density right here."

>> No.21084943

>>21084928
I love the girls in that show but holy crap, the MC is the worst.

>> No.21084961

>>21084943
I find it suffers the same problem as most harem shows:
It uses the same old popular archetypes as the main girls while relegating the fun and interesting girls to side character status. That said, I still fap to Houki hard because I like her design

>> No.21084970

>>21084928
I'm going to force a Cupid to watch Kaguya-sama.

>> No.21084971

>>21084961
To be fair I liked China
France/Germany were top girls though.

>> No.21084977

>>21084961
More importantly:
>antagonist girl is both interesting and strong
>joins the harem and somehow becomes boring and weak

>> No.21084983

>>21084882
Do you think there's a special meal or gift she'd really enjoy?

>> No.21084999

>>21083490

Now that's what I'm talking ab..

>big fuckoff spines

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NOPE!

>> No.21085007

>>21084977
>>antagonist girl is both interesting and strong
>>joins the harem and somehow becomes boring and weak
I FUCKING HATE THAT. Why does Japan hate strong and interesting female characters so much? I'm not talking about the current western trend of making them insufferable pouting sues, I mean the kind who could kick your ass and hold their own in a fight.
I also hate the trend of sparing female villains when everyone else in their team gets killed. Say what you will about Highschool DxD but at least it had the balls to kill off an attractive female villain.

>> No.21085021

>>21084999
Go back to tumblr, filth.

>> No.21085028

>Tell slime (or slime-variant) waifu you want to be legitimately raped and raped hard
>Tell her that she can take it to whatever extremes she desires, that she can do whatever she likes to you, no repercussions
>Tell her that you want to see her monstrous side
>Tell her that you want to be in legitimate fear with no way to escape
>Tell her that she can go for as long as she likes, even if you pass out, just keep going
Who here's a big enough madman to actually do this?
I am.

>> No.21085035

>Big, huge, muscular, timid Weresheep
>if she falls asleep on top of her, you have no hope of shoving her off of you
>wants to do her best to give you lots of valuable sheep wool
>when she’s sheared, she’s just mega-dere and rubs herself against you all the time
>smooshing your face against her abs, biceps and breasts
>even snugglefucking is a workout

>> No.21085040

>>21085035
>if she falls asleep on top of her, you have no hope of shoving her off of you
heavenly

>> No.21085050

>if she falls asleep on top, you have no hope of shoving her off of you
I'd like this, but with a girl with monster tits. There's actually a form of fear I wouldn't mind feeling, and that's the worry of her rolling over in the night and suffocating me. What a way to go.

>> No.21085051

>>21085035
Cute sheep.
Best sheep.
Impregnate sheep

>> No.21085058

>>21085040
>>21085050
That's one of my big draws to lamias.

>> No.21085067

>>21085058
Same! My big fat Apophis mistress would roll her fat tits on top of me as she smothers me in her coils, unknowing and uncaring how I struggle beneath them.

>> No.21085071
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>>21084928
>>21084943
>>21084961
>>21084970
>>21084977
The protag's sister (Chifuyuyu) is also probably the best girl too. And yes I say it in a brotherxsister incest sort of way because she and along with the Fric girl (Charlotte) are the best grils in that Mecha anime.

>> No.21085081

>>21084983
You can't really give a shog just a regular physical gift, because anything you give her she could just make. It has to be something that has an additional symbolic or emotional significance. Like if you just showed her chocolate, she might find that interesting as "something humans enjoy" and maybe add it to her mental recipie book, but if you showed her Valentine's Day chocolate as "something given to the one you love" then she could easily get very attached to it, regardless of its actual quality or if she even intends to consume it.

>> No.21085083

>>21085067
I wanna make out with my Apophis wife while she forces our graped Pharaoh sex slave to bellydance for us!

>> No.21085088

>>21085071
Best taste in Infinite Stratos girls. Onee-san is too good for Ichika.

>> No.21085096

>>21085050
>>21085058
>>21085067
I just want this with a seven foot tall titty monster Dark Mage. Getting my face shoved into her cleavage as she uses me as a daki at night and dozing off, leaving me happily trapped until morning.

>> No.21085097

>>21084773
Runya immediately starts research into the mysterious alchemist called "Jim Beam" and his cuddle enhancing potion after drinking a little bit

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>>21085071
>>21085088
Don't forget Tabunny. Fanservice Tony Stark was horribly underrated, and only one artist on Pixiv ever drew anything of her.

>> No.21085117

>>21085035
>>if she falls asleep on top of her, you have no hope of shoving her off of you
i hope she smells nice, like a nice floral citrusy smell

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>>21085088
I'd say an NBR cop out would be the solution to that.

>> No.21085139

>Infinite Stratos
On this subject why the fuck is there so much vore content for this on pixiv? Houki and the spin off girls seem to have an oddly high amount of art where they're attacked by giant snake monsters in the shower and I have no idea what sparked this off.

>> No.21085144

>>21085139
Some autist commissioned it all obviously.

>> No.21085163
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>>21085100
Realistically though... In a way, would she also have doomed Japan via wreckless international incident hijinks? She would pretty much qualify as a Cyber Terrorist or simply an outright Terrorist for basically hacking military networks worldwide to play around with missiles for shits and giggles. And I say she in a way doomed Japan in a more "realistic" scenario since I'm sure nations, especially like the United States would not take kindly to her hacking their shit and everyone would be dumping Sanctions up the wazoo towards Japan. I don't thats just what comes into mind when realistic geopolitics comes into play. Because even if she did create super duper power armor suits and she help spread it to the rest of the world. Self respecting countries and nations, again like the US, would still want her head on a platter for endangering their national security.

Also Charlotte is forever best IS girl.

>> No.21085168

>>21084977
Half of the doujins with the femdom tag are shit because of that

>> No.21085174

>>21085168
Yeah
>starts off with either gentle loving femdom or sexy taunting domination
>girl suddenly goes meek and becomes submissive half way through, defeating the point of it being a femdom doujin immediately.

>> No.21085177

>>21085168
>>21085174
But sometimes you have doujins where it goes from femdom, to vanilla/maledom, the back to femdom at the end.

>> No.21085183

How do you get yourself marked by a kunoichi clan?

>> No.21085184

>>21085168
Don't forget the alternative where it turns into hard femdom complete with CBT, sounding, pegging, sissification, etc.

>> No.21085185

>>21085177
Yeah, that too. And I'm confident that people can agree that switch (switching from maledom to femdom or vice versa) is okay and tolerable.

>> No.21085191

>>21085184
That's just as bad but it is rarer.

>> No.21085211

>>21084671
Ironically the clothing on the right looks less slutty

>> No.21085212
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>>21085168
>>21085174
>>21085177
>>21085184
>>21085185
>>21085191
why is it so hard for the nips to just do straight femdom? its all i ask

>> No.21085216

>>21085211
While a lot of anons seem to think its shitposting, a few of us claim the left versions look better for a reason.
All KC has to do is make the human for look less well dressed/attractive to fix this.

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How do you break up a fight between two monster girls?

>> No.21085223

>>21085212
They do. Its just very rare. Its a cultural thing, western men seem to have a more varied taste in women, while Japs love their submissive moeblobs more than anything.

>> No.21085227

>>21085168
That shit annoys me, i'd be fine if it wasn't in the femdom tag, just give it it's own tag so insecure artists to continue to make their shitty art away from the good content
>>21085177
I've only seen that like 3 times
>>21085184
CBT is great fuck off

>> No.21085229

>>21081664
>no men anywhere
Thirstiest city?

>> No.21085230

>>21085212
Effeminate men can't handle not being in control, and also love to self-insert more than anything when reading/watching porn.

>> No.21085234

>>21085227
>CBT is great
Unironically fuck off

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>>21085230
Correct

>> No.21085242

I know he's not too bad right now, but why are you humoring him and letting him think he's forgiven?

>> No.21085245

Don't reply to the femdom fag, jesus christ.

>> No.21085251

>>21085234
It is, gentle "femdom" is femdom for people only pretending to like femdom
Have you seen those threads? people think hand holding and cuddling are "femdom"

>> No.21085258

>>21085245
>>21085242
Obsessed
No one cares about your homolust for me, fuck off

>> No.21085259

>>21085221
Depends on what they’re fighting over.
You may not want to interrupt at all given certain topics.

>> No.21085268

>>21085251
I swear you're false flagging in an attempt to rile up anons to drive out anyone who likes femdom.

>> No.21085276

>>21085268
He really is doing his hardest to ruin it here, intentionally or not.

>> No.21085280

>>21085245
>Only one anon likes femdom in a setting filled with monstergirls said to be physically superior to humans
Why are you so butthurt that we exist? Maledom is also welcome here, are you that insecure?

>> No.21085289

>>21085212
Japanese men have rape in their DNA

>> No.21085290

>>21085268
>>21085276
I just want to remind you that the people who reply to me the most and "humor me" are you and the people who reply to any post they *think* is me with "Don't reply to him guiz!!!111"
Take your own advice and shut the fuck up

>> No.21085294

>>21085280
You aren't the only one who likes femdom, but you are the only screeching autistic retard saying people aren't allowed to like the things you don't like.

>> No.21085302

>>21085294
You fucking retard
>>21085280
Isn't me

>> No.21085307

>>21085294
But that's literally what YOU are doing.
I'm not even this boogeyman of yours, I'm just another anon tired of your shit.

>> No.21085310
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Do you all prefer motherly vampires or loli vampires?

>> No.21085320

>>21085310
Those aren't mutually exclusive anon.

>> No.21085323

>>21085310
Motherly because lolis are shit and big tiddy vamps are the best doms

>> No.21085325

>>21085310
Lolis always but I would rather have a loli Wisp or Ghoul.

>> No.21085328

>>21085310
I prefer chinese hopping vampires

>> No.21085333

>>21085310
which one rapes me more romantically?

>> No.21085338

>>21085323
Really trying hard aren't you?
Protip: You aren't getting every last anon into femdom chased out of the thread, no matter how hard you false flag.

>> No.21085342
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Burd

>> No.21085346

>>21085338
Well you are right about this being me but I don't see the issue
What's wrong with wanting to be dommed by a big tiddy motherly vampire?

>> No.21085347

>>21085310
Big motherly vampires with ojou laughs and flat tomboy dhampirs who have troubling urges they can't quite control.

>> No.21085376

>>21085333
Probably motherly. The loli would just keep and use you for sex.

>> No.21085383

>>21085310
Evil mistress vampire

>> No.21085389

>>21085168
But doujins about strong girls being subs in bed are the best.

>> No.21085402

>>21085310
>>21085376
okay, but get this: motherly loli vampire, takes care of your lust by raping you in exchange for your love for her and living at your place

>> No.21085404

>>21085389
No, that's shit taste, fuck off
Even if that wasn't shit taste don't tag it "femdom" if there's no fucking femdom and it switches 5 pages in

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>>21085389
Fucking boring more like.

>> No.21085415

>>21085310
Motherly Shortstack Vamps.

>> No.21085420

>>21085389
That's just vanilla with bitchy foreplay added in.

>> No.21085427

>>21085389
(You)

>> No.21085430

>>21085409
>>21085404
For a thread about an adult topic, there sure are alot of crying babies in this thread.

>> No.21085448
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Fantastic breasts and where to find them

>> No.21085451
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>>21085430
Simple disagreements are not "crying" unless you're /v/ermin.

>> No.21085455

>>21085430
Here's your (You)

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>>21085402
in really want this

>> No.21085464

Why is "fighting" over control so rare? I think its very hot.

>> No.21085483

So, faggot who gets assblasted that anons like femodom/maledom in this thread:
What's it like to know that you have zero control over what other people like? Does it burn?

>> No.21085484

>>21085464
I think most people know what they want, which usually fits into either being in charge or not being in charge. Specifically wanting the challenge itself is much less common I'd wager.

>> No.21085485

>>21085464
I don't like it but I agree it's rare as shit
Most things are either full male/femdom from start to finish or it swaps once then it stays that way

>> No.21085493

>>21085484
>I think most people know what they want,
I don't

>> No.21085495

>>21085464
I like a struggle.

>> No.21085496

I don't care if i'm in charge, wife is, or if it's equal. I only care that it's loving and happy sex. Even if i'm transformed into my chaos form.

>> No.21085499
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>>21085493
I said most.
For everyone else, there's the MGE matchmakers.

>> No.21085505
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What's your favourite underappreciated girl, anon?
Pic related. I love their hypnosis gimmick and they look fun to cuddle.

>> No.21085519

>>21085325
>loli Wisp
Pretty good taste there.

>> No.21085526
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>>21081647
what would a large mouse GF be like? don't their siblings join in?

>> No.21085528

>>21085451
Is sweater + pantyhose the best combination for a fox?

>> No.21085529

>>21085526
Yes. Their daughterus too.

>> No.21085537

>>21085526
Ask the guy who comms these
https://imgur.com/a/9CQt1iL
It seems like everyone joins in.

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>>21085310
God I love Yupiel.

>> No.21085545

>>21085464
I also think it's very hot. I always imagined that there would be a struggle when I finally meet my mayadere waifu, and that we would enjoy pulling the wool over each other eyes for the duration of our long marriage. I don't mind if she wants to femdom me now and then, because I will definitely maledom her in addition to just being a cheeky asshole.

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>>21085505
I love Owl Mages, I just don't get much reason to post 'em often.

Anyway my pick would be Lava Golems. They're incredibly flexible (figuratively and literally), cozy, passionate, and clingy and never let you pull out.
They're not even considered slimes, but they're the only species that's on par with Dark Slimes for all my slimegirl-based fantasies.

>> No.21085561

>>21085537
could use some mouse-y hands and feet but other than that, it looks really good

>> No.21085563

>>21085505
There are others that are okay to me but the only two monsters I really like or care about at all are the Night Gaunt and the Atach-Nacha.

>> No.21085566

>>21085543
fucking same. i wish her doujin has a third part

>> No.21085570

>>21085499
Cupid-samaaaa please spit on me, and look at me like i'm walking garbage!

>> No.21085579

>>21085537
>>21085529

damn that looks good. Imagine your mouse GF tapping out after a few orgasms and having to watch as you move on to her sisters one by one

daughter things seems a bit odd though

>> No.21085582

>>21084902
What a sexy Red Slime. She has that look that says
>consider the following

>> No.21085586
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>>21085570
>Please do not make this any more difficult for yourself

>> No.21085591

>>21085579
Anon two of those girls in the images are the man's daughterus.

>> No.21085594
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>>21085310
I like tall flat vampires that are gothic and easily teased

>> No.21085619
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>>21085310
Bombshell Vampires that appear mid-teens to twenties, and are haughty and naughty.

>> No.21085620

>>21085404
>>21085409
>>21085420
>>21085427
Call it shit taste all you like but the doujin market has spoken. Sure is nice having all that content.

>> No.21085632

>>21085620
>Popular = Good
Why am I even replying to bait.

>> No.21085642

>>21085591
for some reason when I heard that they mate with their daughters I pictured loli. I actually don't mind full grown. I guess mice grow fast

>> No.21085653
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>>21085582
>>21084902
Here you go.

>> No.21085657

>>21085642
He has loli versions too but not a lot of artists do loli so sometimes you need to decide if you want art from them or if you really care if your character is 100% accurate. I get that a lot with my waifu.

>> No.21085658

>>21085653
Nice, thanks.

>> No.21085665

>>21085653
I want her to put more mass into her boobies!
Its okay if she takes it from her hair.

>> No.21085675

>>21085586
>stabbing an ushi oni
That was not the brightest idea

>> No.21085676

>>21085665
>tfw no short-hair, big boobied, tomboy Red Slime who likes wearing really tight spats and sports bras.

>> No.21085686

>>21085676
What the hell is a spat?

>> No.21085688

>>21085653
I like that you can see the outline of her torso through her breasts. It makes it easy to imagine her with a flat chest

>> No.21085690

>>21085642
I mean, seeing as monstergirls are fully sexually mature by age 10 at the latest, I can see why that was your initial thought. It'd be weird if he waited til they were adults by human age standards to dick them.

>>21085657
I'm in this boat too. I much prefer accuracy, which definitely narrows the artist pool a significant amount.

>> No.21085691

>>21085325
>>21085519
Loli Vampire or Wisp or Wight or Lich, any of them is good.

>>21085376
But it would be high quality sex.

>> No.21085692
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21085692

>>21085546
Arent Doromes like that as well?

>> No.21085693

>>21085686
Really? Athletic shorts for women.

>> No.21085698

>>21085676
>Has the perkiest wiggle of her hips as she saunters over, tits straining against her sports bra
>"What's cookin good lookin? Wanna go get some ice cream?"
>Try not to stare at her cleavage as she bends over in front of you
>Stammer out that you thought she couldn't eat ice cream
>"Hey, you get the ice, I'll get the cream~"
>Nervously gulp, but then she laughs and slaps your back
>"You shoulda seen your face! Cmon, lets go already~!"
What a spunky cutie.

>> No.21085699
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21085699

>>21085686
past tense of spit

>> No.21085701

>>21085484
>which usually fits into either being in charge or not being in charge
Do you feel in charge?

>> No.21085702
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21085702

>when the husband is a mofuslut

>> No.21085705
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21085705

>>21085701
You're pure evil.

>> No.21085706

>>21085688
The same red slime could make herself a flat chest pear loli or a big juicy hourglass babe!
Slimes truly are my favorite.

>> No.21085708

What is the best pillow and why is it a yeti ?

>> No.21085723

>>21085692
Doromes are a bit more on the ditzy side I suppose.
The big difference (aside from the whole lava part) is that Doromes cannot really alter their consistency much, unlike Lava Golems which can swap between almost liquid and solid. Doromes rely on being incredibly sticky to get you stuck in them.

>> No.21085726

>>21085705
>he says, posting the most evil monster in the setting

>> No.21085744
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>>21085726
When will the Demon Lord finally put a stop to the Yeti menace?

>> No.21085748
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21085748

Is it safe to post slugs in here or will the thread's endless salt prove deadly?

>> No.21085750

>>21085744
>That entire image
Literally not even funny or worth the suspension of disbelief knowing how extreme cold affects the human body.

>> No.21085760

>>21085750
Do not trust this poster, they're a Yeti.

>> No.21085763

>>21085748
They're cute, but they're entirely eclipsed by Tritonia.

>> No.21085766

>>21085748
Tritonia is very cute.

>> No.21085776

>>21085723
Never really says Lavagolems can either beyond water on them, but using that you could argue doromes could as well through drying their mud.

>> No.21085781

>>21085750
autism

>> No.21085784
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21085784

I want post-bitten cuddles to reassure her she didn't hurt me

>> No.21085793

>>21085702
How many men must fall to the mofu menace before people see how dangerous it is

>> No.21085799

>>21085744
>>21085750
I thought the whole joke was he was hiding from her in there and she's just waiting for him to come out.

>> No.21085800

>>21085776
It states that they flow over a man, then can cool their lava to bind him.
Water's just a way of forcing the issue yourself, really.

>> No.21085807

>>21085750
Wasn't he staying in there of his own volition though?

>> No.21085816

>>21085799
He's literally a dead man unless he can minimize his core temperature. The cold will make him lose focus, with the limited oxygen due to it being air tight, he'll struggle to find heat. But lucky for him there's somebody who's body temperature is probably at least 110 - 115 F given how exposed her skin is.

>> No.21085837

>>21084977
>Antagonist girl both interesting and strong
>Joins the harem and becomes the most competitive for the MC's dick.

>> No.21085852

>>21085837
>This
Mayadere is a top tier type and anyone who believes in the "joins MC, becomes weak/mere" trope is a degenerate peasant of little culture.

>> No.21085856

>>21085784
I think this is my favorite monstergirl pic. It has everything.

>> No.21085863

>>21085800
It just describes the temperature differences. Not that they can control it. Can you maybe show me what part your talking about? Be looking over the profile and i cant see the part where it explicitly states they can control it.

>> No.21085874

>>21085837
>Antagonist girl both interesting and strong
>Joins the harem and molests the other harem girls

>> No.21085875

>>21085021

Burn in hell, reddit retard.

>> No.21085879

>>21085863
Not him but this sounds like they can control it.
>And then once joined with a man’s body, they cool and harden their lava, binding him, so that he has no means of escape whatsoever.

>> No.21085898

>>21085879
Ah fuck yep i found that. Sorry other anon. Probably was reading to quickly.

>> No.21085930
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>>21085898
It's not exactly an obvious statement, can't really blame you for missing it.

>> No.21085940
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21085940

>>21085665
>I want her to put more mass into her boobies!
>Its okay if she takes it from her hair.

Normal slime is demonstrating just that!

>> No.21085953

>>21085856
>>21085784
Do vampires normally have pointy ears?

>> No.21085965

>>21085953
Yes.

>>21085940
>normal slime
Thats blue slime erasure you fucking racist.

>> No.21085975
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21085975

http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=1755

So apparently the hot springs in Dragonia feature these little tubs called "dragon boats" and its considered only proper decency that a dragon joins a man in them if he bathes in one on his own. In fact the springs are built so that unmarried dragons, wyverns, etc. on the mountain above can observe and look for such men. Apparently this abiding by decorum excuse allows even normally arrogant dragons the ability to let their hair down.

There are also baths heated by the pink fire of jabberwocks, which cause the lust of a dragon to swell and for her to lose all indecision when it comes to ravishing a man (and likewise there are baths that enable a man to ravish a dragon).

>> No.21085979
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>>21085965
>racist

now you're imagining slimes crossing the street when they see a dark slime on the sidewalk

>> No.21086034

>>21085975
So I get into the bath and all of the sudden a tsun dragon is saying it can't be helped as she takes off her clothes.

>> No.21086035

>>21085852
Mayadere a shit, antagonist girl joining MC and becoming subservient without losing the traits that make her interesting is the best of both worlds. Instead of being an unreliable dominant lunatic or becoming weak and boring, she becomes a loyal right-hand underling type instead.

>> No.21086064

>>21086035
>mayadere
>subservient
>loyal underling
Could you have even shittier taste?

>> No.21086068

>>21085979
Or vampires telling their vampire daughters to not play with those Dhampir kids.

>> No.21086109

I don't really care that much between dom or sub but my favorite type is Kuudere. While not exclusive I especially love small flat kuudere lolis. My biggest desire with monster girls would probably to have a small monster loli to love and protect, while also making sure she also gets enough gentle loving sex. I also really love Alices and even though I don't really like tsunderes that much I love the Nacho. Their venom causing them pain and making them irritable makes me want to take care of one and make sure she is bit and happy at all times.

>> No.21086111
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21086111

If your waifu dies and comes back as an undead do you have to get another wedding?

>> No.21086124

>>21085979
I might say that my waifu is a bit of a Slime racial supremacist. If that street crossing situation happened to her, I can picture her going off on some ridiculous speech about Slime biology, and how she pities the "coreless" peasants.

>> No.21086146

>>21086124
How would she treat the psuedo slimes like Slime carriers, Doromes, Lava Golems and someof the elementals?

>> No.21086147

>>21086111
Only if at your first one you said the lines "until death do us part".

>> No.21086161

>>21085975
Thanks for posting this, I especially love the part about wock flames.

>> No.21086184

>>21086146
She absolutely loves ParaSlimes and would love to experiment with fusing them to other monstergirls ,preferably Demons and Lilims, so as to further the greatness of Slimes.
Doromes and Elementals and such, are a subject of curiosity. It's true that they are fundamentally different than Slimes, yet so similar. She'd love to have them visit her lab, so she could try weird science with their bodies.

>> No.21086197

>>21086111
>Dark Mage
I'm assuming she'd be a Lich now. Also no, because monsters seem to think the initial rape/fuck counts as getting married outside of a subset who like the human ceremonies.

>> No.21086203

>>21086184
>she absolutely loves ParaSlimes and would love to experiment with fusing them to other monstergirls ,preferably Demons and Lilims, so as to further the greatness of Slimes.
Holy fuck imagining a sexy dark slime in a lab coat doing sexy science is making me hard as fuck.

>> No.21086206

>>21086111
I want to get soul marred to my waifu and be given the blessing of undeath so we can be together forever.

>> No.21086229

>>21085975
thats pretty cozy

>> No.21086230
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>> No.21086231

>>21086203
I know right? I like an intelligent and cunning woman, which is why Dark Slimes are my favorite.

>> No.21086235

>>21085975
With my luck, I'd get in one of those baths, and no dragon would swoop down and join me.

>> No.21086253

>>21086235
Because it was an Otohime, who had submerged for a few moments right before you got in.

>> No.21086259

>>21086253
Yuck. Can I switch her out for something a bit more desirable, like a jabberwock?

>> No.21086279

>>21086231
I wish her luck on her endeavors then and you a happy life with her. Hopefully her Pslime research is successful.
Also does she do experiments on adding cores to the lesser species or is she fine with keeping them docile?

>> No.21086280

>>21086259
You got in the wrong tub.

>> No.21086298

>you will never spend weeks turning a little monstergirl into a complete anal addict

>> No.21086303
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21086303

I got a birthday doodle!

>> No.21086310

>>21086279
Yeah, I like to imagine she'd use her talents to create cores that can power up lesser Slimes. Give them a chance to be more than starter area fodder. She'd try to improve a Slimes natural abilities, like making a Bubble Slime have world-class cleansing and nursing powers.

>> No.21086316
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>>21086298

be more specific next time

>> No.21086334

>>21086298
I don't know why Mizu's doujinshi pop in my head after reading that

>> No.21086335

>>21086298
This. But oral instead, with a bapho. I'm gonna refuse her pussy and only use her mouth, just so I can watch her squirm about her telling me that bapho's have the best pussies, and that I need to try it. Only to refuse her advances time and time again and turn her into a total oral slut.

>> No.21086339

>>21086316
urge to pet rising

>> No.21086347

>>21086316
>That pic, hell yes
>Literally every other pic on that pixiv post, hell no
So close to cute loli thighs and footjob. Why god.

>> No.21086354

>>21086303
Happy birthday dude, nano's a kind guy.

>> No.21086357

Remember, Fug cannot defeat snug.

>> No.21086361

>>21086303
Happy birthday, Firehound is a good girl.

>> No.21086365
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>> No.21086376

>>21086310
>Give them a chance to be more than starter area fodder.
What a great slime.
Although will suck to be a beginner adventurer having to go against one of her Cored Slimes or Pslimed low level monsters. At first you think they are easier untill they reveal that they are actually op.

>> No.21086383

How long has it been since last grill release?

>> No.21086385

>>21086365
Nice, for a second I thought that was giantess trash.

>> No.21086388

>>21086383
Two months. Apperently KC is making an RPG with Exelt or something.

>> No.21086389

>>21086383
George Foreman is busy right now.

>> No.21086390

>>21086383
1/28 for the Myconid.

>> No.21086412

>>21086376
She'd be happy to see a huge increase in Human/Slime marriages, just as keikaku. She's willing to fend off seasoned adventurers as well. I'm just satisfied knowing that she has a passion for her work, and loves what she does.

>> No.21086420

>>21086316
Fine then.

>be in relationship with little mosntergirl
>only have had sex with her a few times,
>enough to where the two of you are comfortable with each other but not enough to where she's developed clear preferences
>always pay special attention to her round little butt
>extended caressing during foreplay
>gentle squeezing and massaging too
>whenever you pick her up to kiss her make sure to firmly grab her little cheeks as you lift and support her
>maybe even the odd spanking or two
>just get her really used to all the sensations she can feel back there before you go any further
>finally when things start getting hot and heavy you decide to move on to penetration
>just a pinky or a very thin plug at first
>during her usual pre-sex butt massage you slip it in and kiss her deeply at the same time
>make sure to touch and caress her in other places too, offering gentle words of encouragement and love
>at this point her innocent little monster body is already developing towards your desires
>just spend hours playing with her butt, gently fucking her with the thin plug/finger until she's too tired to do anything else
>repeat every day for several days, gradually increasing the size of her anal toys
>even when you aren't playing with her butt or doing anything sexual keep referencing how nice her butt is and how much you love playing with it
>finally after your set amount of weeks have passed you put your dick in
>really go all out in fucking her
>start agonizingly slow and with plenty of lube
>kiss her, caress her, grope her butt and pull her tail
>maybe give her clit the occasional attention, but only if she's somehow having trouble cumming
>do your best to time your orgasm with hers, really sell her on how good it feels to have her little ass fucked so thoroughly
>maintain her newfound obsession by sending her to school with oversized plugs in her butt
>make her keep vibrators in there while she sleeps
>have anal sex with her at least twice a day, if not more

And that's how you make a little anal addict, is that better anon?

>> No.21086432
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21086432

https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/special:random

So you finally get your wish and find a portal to the MGE world, but there's a catch - the first monster you see grabs you and claims you as her husband. Use the link to find out who that is.
How bad is it? Could you get used to this? Or perhaps you got lucky and ran straight into your waifu species?
One thing is for certain: There are no do - overs here.
Obviously you need to re-roll if you get something that isn't a monster girl. That should go without saying, no-one outside of Wonderland is going to force you to marry a Prisoner Fruit.

>> No.21086439

>>21081993
>Magical Girl turns into familar
Aren't they were one of the artificial races that woman can't monsterize into tho?

>> No.21086442

>>21086420
oh fuck

>> No.21086446
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>>21086109
>My biggest desire with monster girls would probably to have a small monster loli to love and protect
This guy understands, the best monster gf/wife is also part daughteru or pupil even if only figuratively.

>> No.21086448

>>21086432
>Tritonia
Time to reject her gently and try to hook her up with someone else! As long as I don't get behind her I'm fine.

>> No.21086450

>>21086432
>Kisune-Bi

Well, there would be a certain fire about us.

>> No.21086452

>>21086432
>Atlach-Nacha
Yeah fucking no thanks m8.

>> No.21086455
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21086455

>>21086432
Wew lad, I got a little fun one.

https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Wendigo

Yes, this is quite acceptable.

>> No.21086459

>>21086439
It's unclear if familiars are only created from scratch or if a sufficiently skilled baphomet could monsterize someone into one as well.

>> No.21086460
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21086460

>>21086432
>Apsara

This is acceptable. I'd love me a milk-bending chocolate dancer.

>> No.21086466
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21086466

>>21086432
>Apsara
Could have been worse. She's not my waifu species but I get an exotic dancer with big brown tits. The Eros worship could get a bit too saccharine for my tastes though.

>> No.21086469

>>21086412
Sweet I hope she is needs volunteers to undergo Slime carrier therapy.

>>21086446
But thats wrong. the best monster gf/wife is whatever you personally like a monster to act and look like.

>>21086432
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Raiju
I am very ready for high voltage sex. Gonna create a monsterization bomb with us as the power source.

>> No.21086471

>>21086432
motherfucker I was in the middle of writing a roll post

>dark valkyrie
Not bad actually, but I would have to reject her. There is only one waifu for me. I know someone she would get along with though, I'd be more than willing to introduce them.

>> No.21086476

>>21086460
>>21086466
Truly, a blessed girl. So voluptuous, so exotic, so kind and so skilled.

>> No.21086483

>>21086432
>Oomukade
Lower-tier girl, but I could make it work. I'm so fucking horny and desperate, so it shouldn't be an issue.

>> No.21086484
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>>21086432
>Honey Bee
Lather me up, babe. I can make the best of this.

>> No.21086487
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21086487

>>21086432
>White Horn
I'll manage.

>> No.21086488

>>21086471
>Spoiler
Post it anyways. The more the merrier.

>> No.21086494

>>21086432
>Griffon
Big tits, big muscles, huge wings with huge fluff. I'm definitely okay with her huffing and fussing over keeping me safe.

>> No.21086497

>>21086432
>lesser succubus
come the fuck on
not only do I get the most boring girl, I get the weaker form of the most boring girl

>> No.21086506

>>21086432
>Troll after 4 rerolls of nothing
I'm already giving her babies

>> No.21086508

>>21086484
She's gonna get your sticky sweet stuff!
>>21086483
Just imagine how clingy and loving she'll be though anon. You'll never go without a cute girl clinging desperately to your side.

>> No.21086512

>>21086432
>Ms. Sayaka is my Demon Boss!
Jesus take the wheel

>> No.21086515

>>21086508
Oomukades aren't exactly cute, and centipedes are ugly and scary. But again, I wouldn't mind. I'm so desperate I'd settle for any girl.

>> No.21086516

>>21086494
Just imagine that bronze skinned tribal hottie with glistening sweaty muscles and underboob nestling you between her fluffy thighs.

>> No.21086517

>>21086432
>Cancer
No thank you

>> No.21086522

>>21086487
what would your parents think ?

>> No.21086527

>>21086522
>HOLY SHIT A FUCKING CENTAUR

>> No.21086530

>>21086516
I'd worship her 8 pack and clean her cleavage with my tongue every hour.

>> No.21086532

>>21086522
I find it pretty hard to disappoint them more than I already have in life so there's that.

>> No.21086535
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21086535

>>21086497
Just give her some loving and she'll evolve into a succubus.

>>21086515
>Oomukades aren't exactly cute

You take that back anon.

>> No.21086540

>>21086535
I want a cupid-corps Mantis!

>> No.21086545

>>21086535
Sorry, they're just not cute. I'd still fuck one and pour plenty of love and affection into her, but I just gotta be honest here.

>> No.21086555
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21086555

>>21086545
That's fine, so long as you acknowledge their sexiness. They have enough self esteem issues.

>> No.21086563

>>21086555
I would be frank with her and tell her outright, but I'd make sure to reassure her and give her plenty of love. Perhaps it'd be a bit cruel to emotionally manipulate her like that, but it's important that she knows my true feelings. No secrets in that relationship.

>> No.21086568

>>21086298
>you will never spend weeks with a little monster girl

>> No.21086607

>>21086452
Same roll and same reaction from me. I wouldn't want anything to do with her, so I'd be polite and cordial but otherwise unengaged.

>> No.21086614

>>21086522
>"son this isn't what I thought you meant when you told me you bagged a deer"

>> No.21086615

>>21086607
You're a better man than I then. Because I'd be extremely rude to her.

>> No.21086627

would you hold a kart racing grand prix for all the monsters who want to marry you to see whoever get's to marry you after getting 1st place?

>> No.21086631

>>21086627
Gremlins are cute but I dont know if I could make a full relationship with one.

>> No.21086673

>>21086631
if with this was double dash and you get a gremlin AND an automaton?

>> No.21086677

>>21086673
what if*

>> No.21086688

>>21086673
>kikimora and shoggoth riding a broomstick-inspired kart
>ochimusha and kunoichi riding a tengu warrior-inspired kart
>titania and papillon riding a caterpillar-inspired kart
>inari and youko in a giant mofu kart
What is the blue shell?

>> No.21086703

>>21086432
>Atlach-Nacha
I don't think I'm comfortable marrying a Dark Souls boss.

>> No.21086719

>>21086432
>Merrow
>Thick, pink-haired, sex-crazed mermaid with an irish accent
YES PLEASE

>> No.21086725

>>21086432
>rolled Druella
Ok time for some changes like her fashion. Anything you anons want done to her land while I'm at it? This is assuming my love for femdom doesn't take over before I can get anything done

>> No.21086740

>>21086703
You mean becoming a darksouls boss? The nacha herself look like a normal girl.

>> No.21086759

>>21086688
>What is the blue shell?
a blue harpy-umi osho hyrbid mamono that hates people who are in 1st place

>> No.21086799

>>21084450
>sharing limited access materials immediatly
kys fag

>> No.21086805

>>21086432
>elf
ew, i'm not into tree-hugging hippies

>> No.21086808

>>21086673
Gremlin and Automaton is the ultimate bigamy combo for high adventure.

>> No.21086813
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>>21086805
But Anon, elves are made for frequent and thorough breeding.

>> No.21086834

>you will never be a young king with a power-hungry and scheming dark mage advisor

>> No.21086844

>>21086432
>Minotaur
I'll probably manage

>> No.21086871

>>21086432

>Ignis
Talk about a 180.

>> No.21086876

>>21086799
silence buyfag

>> No.21086894

>>21086813
I'd love to breed with an elf. The question is if they'd reciprocate.

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>>21086894
Haha, what a great joke my friend. Everyone knows elves love rape.

>> No.21086933

>>21086813
there're one of my least favorite species though....

>> No.21086946

>>21086432
White Horn
>Stuck in cold snowy forest
>Hate the cold.
>Deer girl keeps following me
>Boy does she look warm
This might be alright. I wonder what's for dinner.

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>>21086933
But how

>> No.21086949

>>21086813
Breed elves again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again!

>> No.21086982

>>21086949
>>21086813
>Turning a lithe cute elf novice into a big fecund Elf Broodmother

>> No.21087014

>>21086982
Of course!
Gotta rebuild the elven race!

>> No.21087024

>>21087014
Rebuild? What happened to them?

>> No.21087028

>>21087014
I want to do my part for the High Elf Empire

>> No.21087034

>>21087014
>"B-But you said your home forest is plentifully popu-"
>Smothers you in her breasts as she continues tearing your big incubus dick out of your shorts
>"Aaahahaha! Y-Yes, severely UNDERpopulated! Gotta keep rebuilding! Lets shoot for quadruplets this time!"

>> No.21087041

>>21087024
Well, they were never particularly populous beforehand, especially with all those pre-demon lord wars.

>>21087028
Good man.

>>21087034
She's gonna get big

>> No.21087044

>>21086982
>Starts off a haughty prissy ranger who only eats basic Elf-military rations and doesn't need to wear a bra for her A-cup mosquito bites
>Ends up a sultry joyous homemaker who cooks lavish rich meals and doesn't wear a bra so you have constant easy access to her Mountainous Milktanks

>> No.21087050

>>21087041
Humongously big.
>>21087044
>Plethora of daughters all roll their eyes at her being all lovey dovey with their father
>Secretly each of them feels the strong urge to find their own man to help 'repopulate'

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>"Yeah, I'm totally a monster girl, anon! Would a normal human wear such a funny hat?"

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>>21087034
>tfw no elf waifu

>> No.21087074
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>>21087063
Yes!

>> No.21087080

>>21087064
>2 years

>> No.21087087

>>21087050
Time to find out if the term 'explosive breeder' can apply to elves.

>> No.21087098

>>21087063
I kind of want to steal the hat

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21087108

>>21087063
>~ufufu~ I'm not a monstergirl, virgin-kun.
>I am just a simple artist.
>Why dont you let me give you a free sample of my skills.
>~ara ara~ Are you lost staring at my breasts?
>what a lewd virgin-kun.

>> No.21087110

>>21087063
I never noticed how overly elaborate Dark Mage robes are. It looks uncomfortable and a bit silly. Definitely going for a slight change when I eventually get around to commissioning my waifu

>> No.21087122

>>21087074
Something is off about this Marisa.

>> No.21087142

>>21087108
hnnnngg
this type of playful gentle femdom gets me rock solid and Kejouro is literally the perfect girl for it.
She's the kind of girl that will give you a handjob filled with 'ara ara's and when you cum early only gently giggles and kisses the side of your face saying its okay aaaaaaaaAAAAAHH

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>>21087122
On her way to becoming a dark mage!

>> No.21087174

>>21087156
marisa sure has hit a growth spurt

>> No.21087179

>>21087142
>>21087108
The 'home along on a friday night? I understand' image really does suit her.
Now I want a story of a dense anon who has a long time chlidhood friend kej that is always there for him and patiently gives him a lap to cry on when he gets rejected for the fifteenth time by some human girls, knowing he'll eventually come around but not being in her nature to rush him.

>> No.21087183

>>21086947
i don't really know. i've never really been into elves compared to my liking towards the 200 other monsters

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>>21087179

Here, I'll post that image for you.

>> No.21087231

>>21081664
I feel like MGE is a reinassance high fantasy with modern anachronisms I.E. those mirror cell phones.

>> No.21087233

>>21087174
She got two other mages to compete with after all.

>> No.21087244

>>21087142
Yep.
>decide to let the girl in.
>some hows pulls a message table and some oils out of her bust.
>~ara ara~s when you gawk at her show.
>asks you to leave the room while she sets up.
>a few minutes later she comes to get you.
>Also happens to now be wearing a kimono with plenty of cleavage.
>Instant boner which she notices.
>gives you an ufufu before asking you to undress and lay on the table.
>follow her instructions trying to hide your boner.
>first part goes normally as she asks you some simple questions.
>As she finishes your back she tells you to flip around.
>turnover and try uselessly to hide boner.
>obviously it doesn't work, but she seems to not care.
>tells me to put on a blindfold as she gets more oil.

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>>21087244
forgot picture.

>> No.21087319

>>21087200
So demure. But you just know they've got endless stamina in bed and are able to do the kinkiest stuff, but they'll always go as slow as you like to ease you into it. Man. Great girls.

>> No.21087349

>>21087244
You best believe you're getting the full service. Chiming meditation bells, soothing incense from the Zipangu mountains, calming repetitive mantras coo'd out by her, slow deep tissue massaging, and the most excruciatingly detailed and reverent happy ending one could ever dream of. With a kiss on the tip and everything.
What a masterful normal human massage-artist! So good you barely notice the loops of hair tying around your wrists and ankles to keep you in place for your second session...

>> No.21087386

>>21087063
>>21087108
That seductive personality Dark Mage and Kejourou have really makes me hard.

Imagining lolis from those races with similar personalities makes me harder, they're the type that would intentionally find ways to mention their ages in bed and playfully tease you with stuff like "you really can't get enough of having your way with my poor defenceless young body".

>> No.21087414

>>21087108
Every single time you're staring at Kej-san's breasts, she catches you.
Thats because she keeps secretly trying to make you stare at her breasts.

>> No.21087420

>>21087386
Based.

>> No.21087435

>>21087386
They would indeed maximize the lewdness emphasizing their charm points for a loli-lover.

>> No.21087442

>>21087319

And even if you start at a slow pace, it's only a matter of time before the fragrance of her hair drives you crazy, making you pick up the pace

>> No.21087445

>>21087386
I'm sold if one of them will do an erotic bellydance while wearing nipple clamps.

>> No.21087491

>>21087349
not as detailed but here is some more. Hope you all are enjoying.
>Lay back down now with blindfold.
>Hear her light footsteps as she makes her way back.
>Immediately pulls the towel covering my dick.
"~ufufufu~ maybe i should start here first"
>she then grabs your cock firmly and begins stroking.
>her hand feels almost inhumanly soft as she does so.
>fail to contain your moans as she starts to message the rest of your body.
>eventually starts to start rubbing her tits on you aswell.
>the combination causes you to cum
>feel her stop touching you.
"~ara ara~ It tastes delicious Virgin-kun."
>feel her body get on top of me.
"sorry virgin-kun. I cant contain it anymore. I need to feel you inside me"
>Unable to even try to protest before she fully hilts me.

>> No.21087497

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember that even Dark Mages have unique varieties among themselves!
Learn all the covens so you can be better prepared!

>> No.21087515
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>>21087386
I prefer the lewd sorceresses of vulpine persuasions.

>> No.21087518

>>21087497
>Learn all the covens so you can be better prepared!
bovine milk coven?

>> No.21087523

>>21087515
Whoops, this was for >>21087497

>> No.21087536

>>21087515
>>21087523
Yeah but they don't gather in Covens.

>>21087518
Well, you've got winter witch covens, the sea witch covens, some sand sorceresses.
.....The Holstein Heretics...

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Dum lim with a taco

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>>21087536
>Yeah but they don't gather in Covens.
A rose by any other name.

>> No.21087585

>>21087536
>Yeah but they don't gather in Covens.
It's called a Leash or a Skulk, anon.

>> No.21087592

>>21087536
>implying DMs gather in covens either
Dark Mage coven would be just that one wierdo who wanted to do it facepalming and proceeding to open a bottle of cheap alcohol after realizing nobody else is interested in showing up.

>> No.21087603

>>21087585
>Leash
Now all I can imagine is a tired looking papa anon with a bunch of little fox daughterus on leashes.

>> No.21087628

>>21087414
If they catch you stealing a glimpse at their breasts they might wrap your hands/arms in their hair and forcing you to touch them.

>> No.21087679

>>21087515
Fox and cow is the best alchemy
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=73984262

>> No.21087680

>>21087603
>daughters on leashes
That’s kind of hot anon. [spoilers] Do the daughters put the leash on him in the bedroom? [/spoiler]

>> No.21087687

>>21087680
Woops, that’s embarrassing

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>>21087679
Forbidden combination.

>> No.21087729

>>21087679
>Vulpine Milk Maids.
>Sign up and get an order of vulpine milk every 2 days.
>Single men only.
>Free.
>Inspections done every delivery by matched milk maid.
Would you sign up anons?

>> No.21087751

>>21087729
I don't know what I'm supposed to do with vulpine milk, but sure why not?

>> No.21087753

>>21087751
You drink it dumbass

>> No.21087777

>>21087753
Why is it single men only? What are the inspections for?

>> No.21087779

>>21087679
That's a new kind of quad ear.

>>21087729
>Free
I'd sign up just to flirt with the milk maid. If they ask for any credit card info I'm out, though.

>> No.21087787

>>21087680
I'd be lying if I said that wouldn't be nice.

>> No.21087790

>>21087628
Oh noooooo~

>> No.21087799

>>21086365
Dragons on the hunt for cute knights!

>> No.21087811

>>21087779
>If they ask for any credit card info I'm out, though.
Thats with the tanuki milk ones

>> No.21087823

Would Gaijin fox girls be rowdy tomboys?

>> No.21087824

>>21087779
>If they ask for any credit card info I'm out, though.
Of course they wouldnt. They aren't run by danukis.

>>21087777
They are just to make sure you are enjoying the service. Although they might just end up staying longer if the milk maid deems it necessary.

>> No.21087832

>>21087811
>But Anon, it's still free for thirty days! Even if you don't cancel, the fee is a low $500,000 per year or one hand in marriage per lifetime! You'll never have to deal with spoiled milk again! It's a bargain!

>> No.21087839

>>21087823
no they would be more sly. Sometimes acting as kobolds to fool unsuspecting virgins into letting them stay.

>> No.21087843

how do i get a a bunch of dragon friends. i'm lonely and i need friends to hang out with.

>> No.21087850

>>21087843
head to dragonia. If your feeling lucky maybe ask if you can speak with the fire dragon empress.

>> No.21087857

>>21087824
How much longer would they end up staying?

>> No.21087858

>>21087729
Only if they're classy about it and have super cute uniforms.

>> No.21087860

>>21087839
So they'd be the kind of girl that would make a smug face after they trick you into taking them out on a date? Sounds cute.

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>>21087823
>>21087860
It's worth noting that the red fox is both the largest fox species and they tend to out-compete other fox species.

>> No.21087883

>>21087860
>foxes tricking you into taking them out on a date
I love this, especially if they follow up by tricking me into a meaningful long-term relationship, followed by marriage and impregnation.

>> No.21087888

>>21087850
cool. i love dragons and girls. dragon monster girls are the greatest gift to me.

>> No.21087893

>>21087883
What pesky tricksters! She'd get a smug chuckle as she cuddles with you on a cold winter night surrounded by your sleeping daughters!

>> No.21087901

>>21087874
Those Zipangu foxes would be so jealous!

>> No.21087902

>>21087857
However long its needed to ensure you enjoy thier services.

>>21087858
Their exist a package for that. All you gotta do is tell them before.

>>21087860
>>21087883
Yep. and there is nothing you can do about it. Before you know shes riding you like the cowgirls back home.

>>21087874
Nice. I love big foxes.

>>21087888
No problem anon.

>> No.21087913

>>21087902
However long its needed to ensure you enjoy thier services.
Forever?

>> No.21087926

>>21087913
>spoiler
If thats what it takes. She will also do anything to make ensure your happy, like becoming your wife.

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Feral Monsters are dangerous, but each one is a diamond in the rough!

>> No.21087953

>>21087937
feral monsters will be civilized ladies once the city manager kidnaps them and puts them in rehabilitation camps!

>> No.21087956

What monster girl would be best for a depressed man with a loner personality and bottled up feelings?
Asking for a friend.

>> No.21087957

>>21087956
Mindflayer.

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>>21087956
I'd go with 'any of them' desu but try a kiki.

>> No.21087966

>>21087956
I don't think there's any monstergirl who'd be interested in a man like that.

>> No.21087967

>>21087956
None

>> No.21087972

>>21087937
>"Shuga shuga! Give give! Me want man-sausage!"
I love the natives

>> No.21087974

What monster gal would be best for a switch

>> No.21087978
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>>21087874
Some Foxes should be kept at a distance.

>> No.21087979

>>21087956
mindflayers seem like an offensive choice based on lack of effort to come up with a good choice for a species. so i say a kesaran pesaran because they're happy little fuckers, or a monster who breaks the ceiling of deceitful darkness and embraces the air of positivity and hope in the brave new world. so probably a raiju or a Valkyrie

>> No.21087984

>>21087966
you'd fuck a banshee tho

>> No.21087985

>>21087966
>>21087967
But I thought there was a monster girl for everyone so long as you weren't a murderous psycho.

>> No.21087990

>>21087974
Redcap

>> No.21087992

>>21087984
Would I? I would, but Banshee's are actually cute, unlike anons.

>> No.21087996

>>21087978
Ancient evils of all kinds submit to a stern hand bop to the forehead.
Vampire Dark Queen? Bop.
Six-Armed Asura Apsara wardancer? Bop.
Great Calamity Apocalypse Dragon? Bop.
The Thing Beyond The Veil Shoggoth? Bop.

>> No.21088001

>>21087978
I'd enjoy that fox

>> No.21088008

>>21087974
gremlins and holstaurs

>> No.21088009

>>21087996
>Bop her
>She bops you back
Oh fuck my training didn't prepare me for this, what do

>> No.21088015

>>21087996
Every Monster Girl should have an 'Ancient Evil' variant.

Like a completely white Wererabbit who guards the entrance to the holy grail.

>> No.21088018

>>21081647
Am i an asshole for saying "/Fit/ Punk on Monster Island" is pretty bad?

>> No.21088019

>>21087996
>The Thing Beyond The Veil Shoggoth
Her name is Madeline, don't be rude!

>> No.21088023

>>21088001
>Fufufu, foolish boy, are you that eager to face the Demon Fox of Zipangu?

>> No.21088025

>>21088009
Uh, Uh... this wasn't supposed to happen... Run!

>> No.21088029

>>21087996
>Six-Armed Asura Apsara wardancer?
>EAT! DRINK! FIGHT! FUCK CUTE BOYS! HELL, FIGHT CUTE BOYS!

>> No.21088031

>>21088015
She may look harmless but just look at the bones! She'll make a right mess of you, no doubt!

>> No.21088033

>>21088009
Fuckin' bop 'er again! An' then ya keep boppin' 'er 'til she stops boppin' back or bops you onna ground and has 'a stop cause she feels bad!

>> No.21088036

>>21088023
Not really. If you just keep your back to me I'll but on some sunscreen, though.

>> No.21088039

>>21085139
Did Stratos finally make it onto the Unlimited list? I thought M HEROs pretty much prevented that from happening?

>> No.21088045

>>21088033
>Asura Apsara uses Thousand Bop Rush
>You crumple over the flurry of Bops
>She suddenly feels terrible and fusses over you making sure you're okay, her six hands rubbing the spots she bopped you at to make them feel better
Mission accomplished.

>> No.21088047

>>21087978
Go away gurofag

>> No.21088048

like this post for more hentai of underrated girls

>> No.21088049

>>21088015
>ancient evil Lich.
>Wields the Cursed blade on legend. Gifted to her by the first apophis.
>Rides a flying monstrous beast as a mount.
>Able to cast world ending spells and concoct potions of ultimate power.
>Wears the Ancient Cursed armor that accentuates her milf-tier body.
I want her to dom the fuck outta me.

>> No.21088050
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21088050

>Mods added likes to 4chan
Who could be behind this?

>> No.21088053
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Like this Chesire

>> No.21088054

>>21088050
It's april fools day you stupid avatarfag.

>> No.21088056

>>21088049
Meant to say DracoLich.

>> No.21088058

>>21088049
>She's got a cold yet still sadistic and smug personality
>Ask her why she doesn't keep her emotions bottled in a phylactery like other Liches
>"Foolish boy. What makes you think I don't? Hmhmhm..."
>You shudder to think that this is only her first form...

>> No.21088059

>>21088031
Well that's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

>> No.21088061

>>21085448
>Dense anon searching fruitlessly for them everywhere until the dark mate finally drops this book on his head.

>> No.21088062

>>21088053
i wanna come up behind, act like i'm gonna fuck her, then slowly back away. How long would it take for her to beg for it?

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21088065

it's her birthday today, anon
wish her happy birthday

>> No.21088071

>>21085686
Alternative to boots.

>> No.21088082

>>21088049
Gotta bop her Anon, maybe even boop her if you have to.

>> No.21088084

>>21088058
>One your cleaning her room.
>Finda teddy bear.
>decide it might be bad to tease her about it.
>Accidentally rip its arms
>the resulting magical explosion makes you cum untill you ass out.
Poor anon.

>> No.21088088

>>21088015
>>21087996
Which ancient evil is likely to have the most massive titties?

>> No.21088092

>>21088065
Happy Birthday Cheshire-chan!

>> No.21088093

>>21088050
>Who could be behind this?
Me

>> No.21088101

>>21088084
pass out*

>> No.21088104

>>21088088
The one that you impregnate

Also this April Fools is going to get me banned, damn

>> No.21088105

>>21088088
The Golden Bull, The False Idol!

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>>21088050
>>21088053
>>21088065
April fools day is best day! If you don't fap to cheshire at least once today, you don't wanna know what will happen![/spoiler

The "like" system for 4chan works with the extension i use, if i refresh, but new posts dont have the like on it, im a little upset

>> No.21088119

>>21088105
a large gold haired mino with caramel skin and impressive horns?

>> No.21088121

>>21088114
Aparently cheshire also messed up my spoiler text. What a naughty cat.

>> No.21088122

>>21085975
>Sit in a bath waiting for a long time
>No dragon ever comes
>At least you got your rocks off to that bubble jet near your dick
>Get out of the bath
>A great big zombie dragon gets out of the same bath
>Notice that the bubble jets have stopped
>She’s looking st you with that dopey smile
>Oh

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21088124

I like my lich wife!

>> No.21088125

>>21088119
Oy vey! You go up a mountain for a few days and your people start worshiping some shiska bovine! That really gets my huzpah go verklempt!

>> No.21088128

>>21088124
Cant like your own posts nerd

>> No.21088135

>>21088122
What a cutie patootie. I'd sit back down and shove her goofy smiling face back below the water.

>> No.21088139

>>21088119
Back in her time she had legions of devoted followers, she could just lie back and allow herself to be pampered, horn polishing, hoof manicure, breast massages and all the wealth and power she could desire.

Nowadays her followers are gone, and the world has forgotten her while she was banished for a few thousand years.

>> No.21088142

>>21088122
God they're such good girls. You just know she'd not have stopped for anything if you never told her to.

>> No.21088146

>>21088128
Not with that attitude.

>> No.21088147

Rolled 2 (1d6)

>> No.21088152
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>>21088128
Aw shit. Well, I'm going to post my wife anyways.
im excited because im getting my first lewd wife picture

>> No.21088155

>>21088147
Ganbatte nerdnubis.

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>>21088147
Oh fuck. I dont know how to feel about dice rolls in this thread. Could be fun.<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F603;</div>

>> No.21088158

>>21088139
>she was banished for a few thousand years.
so what does she do all day then

>> No.21088159
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21088159

kiss kessy's head goodnight, anon!<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F603;</div>

>> No.21088168
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21088168

Like my post for Parasite Slimes/Slime Carriers.<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F603;</div>

>> No.21088169

>>21088159
Cute girls deserve smooches.
Bad girls deserve bops.
It is the way of the world.

>> No.21088171
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21088171

I love my nerdy Lich wife.

>> No.21088174

>>21088158
Sits around pouting, people aren't worshiping her in massive droves, showering her with gifts and attention.

>> No.21088177

All these posts to upboat

>> No.21088180

>>21088174
i want to shower her with affection and massages

>> No.21088183

>>21088158
Chews the cud?
She's a cow after all.

>> No.21088184

Well this is going to be an ebin day.

>> No.21088189

>>21086834
>Dark mage vs clergy vs nobility power struggle on who gets to control the king

At least she got a huge advantage with how the boy king likes to cuddle and grope her body until he falls asleep when it is bedtime.

>> No.21088191

>>21088180
Take her on a trip to the mall, while she's shopping her powers will start to kick in and people will crowd around to take pictures of her, turning her from an Ancient Evil false idol into a regular idol!

>> No.21088196

>>21088189
A woman's body is a powerful weapon.
A monstergirl's body is a walking nuke.
The Kunoichi lust-assassins know this!

>> No.21088199

>>21088189
The nobility must offer up a woman soft of body and open of mind! The clergy must send to the court a nun so seething with lust the monasteries can't even handle her!
And the merchant guilds need to add someone to the royal harem as well.

>> No.21088205

>>21088114
Fine! I'll fucking masturbate to Cheshire, but damn it i won't like it.

>> No.21088206
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21088206

All this talk about ancient evils makes me wonder if any of you actually have the balls to release them yourselves.

>> No.21088210

>>21088206
Absolutely. What could possibly go wrong, after all?

>> No.21088212

>>21088206
I hate snakes.

>> No.21088213

>>21088196
I bet each Kunoichi Clan has a different colored outfit, and corresponding skills and fighting techniques.

The Kunoichi who wear pink are all about seduction and are therefore the most deadly. The purple ones use poison, the red ones use fire, but something as simple as a blown kiss from a Pink Kunoichi can put you under their spell!

>> No.21088214

>>21088206
Hell I would, paizuri and baby maker slave

>> No.21088215

>>21088206
Not a chance; I'd need to be tricked into doing so, else I'd probably have something to do with the effort to keep them sealed. Good girls only.

>> No.21088216

>>21088206
Well yeah. Have to take responsibility and all.

>> No.21088219
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21088219

>>21088206
yes

>> No.21088220

>>21088205
>Cheshire likes this.

>> No.21088222

>>21088199
The nobility would surely send their lone vampire mistress. The Clergy's 'reformed' parasite-slime nun would be sent as personal religious advisor. And that haughty tanuki countess from the merchant's guild would buy her way into the king's bedchambers.

>> No.21088224

>>21088199
I actually imagined the clergy being Order-based and the nobility just being normal humans. So the Dark Mage would hide her monsterization. But yeah, a royal harem scenario is pretty great.

>> No.21088232

>>21088219
God damn dat Oni is temptin me
Would release if she promises to be good

>> No.21088233

>>21088206
Imagine the incredulous look on a sealed MG's face when some random anon comes along and just frees them with barely any consideration.

>> No.21088234

>>21086124
Just give her core a squeeze and she’ll shut right up.

>> No.21088248

>>21088212
Indy pls.

>> No.21088253

>>21088206
My wife will never be an ancient evil so no

>> No.21088263

>>21088233
This. Just imagine.
>She's been sealed for hundreds, if not, thousands of years
>Lonely and depressed
>Thoughts of suicide
>Anger and pain
>Only contact she gets is the occasional monk every few years to make sure the seal is still intact
>One day, some random anon just happens along and removes the seals
>Dumbfounded, she asks why he did it
>Says it's cause she looks like a nice person and is very pretty

>> No.21088264
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21088264

zipangu just got a new era. what japanese monsters would you like to see during May?

>> No.21088270

>>21088213
>Pink Kunoichi have the most tight spandex outfits, fullest lips, and are trained since birth to always, ALWAYS wiggle their hips when walking and bend at the waist
>Purple kunoichi are the mojyo loners, with unkempt appearance and grubby looking upkeep, many with a yan streak and creepy laughs as they touch themselves thinking of their target
>Red Kunoichi wear skimpy athletic wear, are brash and tomboyish, and contain the highest percentage of girls who want to 'be the next hokage', but are also dorks who often times overdo it and get themselves in situations where they are put in compromising positions

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21088273

>>21088264
Can never have too many fancy Foxes.

>> No.21088278

>>21088248
I can share his dislike of snakes.

>> No.21088279
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21088279

I'm going to bunker down in this thread and never refresh so that I don't have to see whatever autistic shit they pull today

>> No.21088283

>>21088279
Just F5<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F603;</div>

>> No.21088284

>>21088263
My heart, the poor girl. I couldn't bear to see one such as her just sitting there tied up and nigh comatose with barely any life in her. I'd make sure to bring the nice ancient evil soup and a soda for when I get those bindings off, and rub the spots where they were on since they'd be so chafed and worn.<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F641;</div>

>> No.21088286

>>21088270
I want one of each right away.

>> No.21088289

>>21088206
Ancient evil mindflayer would probably influence me to do it

>> No.21088290

>>21088273
>governor
I prefer warlords

>> No.21088292

>>21088270
>Purple Kunoichi with rings around her eyes giving a creepy 'ehehehe~' laugh, approaching you with slow, erratic movements while you lie on the floor paralyzed from the gas of her poison bomb.

Don't give up Anon! You've got to fight it!

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>>21088199
Clerics can't compete with mages.

>> No.21088297

>>21088283
>and never refresh
retard

>> No.21088298

>>21088279
Upboated fren<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F603;</div>

>> No.21088301

What's causing the emoji faces?

:) :/ :| ???

>> No.21088306

>>21088270
Would Green Kunoichis use the power of nature to rip your clothes off?
Would Black Kunoichis be edgelords that would melt if you show them any kind of affection?

>> No.21088311

>>21088298
I also used ublock to hide emojis

>> No.21088323

>>21088301
>he doesn't know<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F43B;</div>

>> No.21088327

>>21088306
I'll take a Genki Yellow Kunoichi, or a bumbling Orange Kunoichi, who are all klutzes and are a laughing stock for the rest of the clans, but are still cute.

>> No.21088332

>>21088213
red kunoichis use dark magic
blue knuoichis use ice powers
yellow kunoichis use fire
purple kunoichis use water
brown kunoichis use earth
grey kunoichis use smoke and gases
green kunoichis use lizard powers

>> No.21088333

>>21088301
If you've got a script, add-on, or extension. You're not going to be able to use your like points for perks. That's what they are, perks.

>> No.21088337

>>21088332
Get over here~

>> No.21088344

>>21088301
Newfags can't<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F603;</div>

>> No.21088348

>>21088332
What about rainbow kunoichi?

>> No.21088350

>>21088327
>Not wanting to start your own ninja village by taking one of every clan for your own.
Just imagine Red and Blue kunoichi sisters waking you up with a morning blowjob!

>> No.21088351

>>21088337
Rolling for yandere ice kunoichi.

>> No.21088355

>>21088286
Careful anon, the various Kunoichi clans are all staunch rivals. Don't be surprised if breakfast is a warzone each morning.
>>21088292
Its when you see her slowly draw her demon silver short sword that's rusted from years of her polishing it with her 'special love poison' that you should really panic!
>"Eeheheheheh... a-all these years, finally paying off... I won't need to s-steal your socks anymore, ehehehe..."
>>21088306
Green Kunoichis would indeed be the nature focused ones, with a good spread of stronk thick hearty types and nerdy but cute animal-husbandry types with pet frogs.
>>21088327
>Yellow Kunoichi's sunlight ninjutsu can brighten even Purple's day and her outfit is like a mix between a ninja getup and a cheerleader outfit
And that Orange is made for getting her phat butt stuck in ventilation shafts.

>> No.21088356

Rolled 3 (1d6)

>>21088351
meant for >>21088332

>> No.21088357

>>21088332
Which one is the best at the "facesitting" assassination technique

>> No.21088358

>>21088290
The Fuwa region is peaceful, its inhabitants fluffy.

>> No.21088364

>>21088306
Friendly reminder that its a very common Black-clan Kunoichi lie that they have their 'dark evil power' contained within their eye. There's a friendly cosmetologist Kejourou that lives just outside their village and by far her most frequent order is for custom non-prescription vanity contacts.

>> No.21088372

>>21086432
>Hornet
Fucking shit

>> No.21088382

>>21088306
>>21088332
>All this talk about different colored Kunoichis
>No mention of an ancient evil monster girl escaping from her prison
>No mention of a Dullahan that lost her body and is now only a head
>No mention of a ditsy nerdy Automaton that overreacts to everything
>No mention of a group of teenagers with attitudes that are chosen to fight against evil monster girls that plan on kidnapping all the young boys from their school for nefarious purposes

>> No.21088384

>>21088348
rainbow kunoichis use every single power that all kunoichi would learn plus camouflage

>> No.21088388

>>21088382
This very quickly becomes silly because of the immense propensity of monstergirls to fill each and every role from the show. The one male anon caught up in all of it is gonna be fucking drowning in early 90's monstergirl pussy by the end of it.

>> No.21088390

Ancient evils are the big lame, all I need is a cute happy wan.

>> No.21088394

>>21088355
>Don't be surprised if breakfast is a warzone each morning.
Well that certainly sounds like trouble just waiting to happen. I hope I'd be able to get their rivalry to stay in the bedroom before anything serious happens.

>> No.21088401

>>21088332
where's the black kunoichis? they have the coolest power: use shadowy constructs to form multiple copies herself and make a harem

>> No.21088416

>>21088401
I hope they come in both chocolate brown and milk white.

>> No.21088417

What kind of sexy armor does your waifu wear anon? Mine wears Camillas panty armor.

>> No.21088418

>>21088184
>Local anon on mobile out of the fucking loop

>> No.21088419

>>21088382
They're busy spying on that human boy with the cool belt calling himself a hero of justice.

>> No.21088421

>>21088206
What are those paper things hanging from the ropes?

>> No.21088433

>>21088333
Well I hope oneechan/4chanx update their shit sometime today then.

>> No.21088435

>>21088206
>Attempt to unseal ancient evil
>Fuck it up so badly you end up sealed to her
What do you do now?

>> No.21088441

>>21088421
Magical incantations?

>> No.21088443

>>21088416
Brown kunoichis are scary.

>> No.21088442

>>21088417
A magically warded latex catsuit!

>> No.21088444

>>21088435
Make some more less ancient evils. Surely the seal can't hold ALL of us.

>> No.21088445

>>21088435
kiss

>> No.21088451

>>21088435
Ask riddles of passersby and offer treasures in exchange for correct answers.

>> No.21088452

>>21088401
>Black Kunoichi's ultimate technique.
>Creates several dozen copies of herself, but each one is able to attack you.
>All the clones talk in unison.
>'Your resistance is useless, this technique has never been beaten before.'
>Swiftly grab the nearest copy and make out with her.
>'H-Hey stop that! That's n-' one of the copies blurts out.
>She quickly clamps her hand over her mouth. But it's too late.

>> No.21088457

>>21088306
>Black Kunoichi are mall ninjas

>> No.21088461

>>21088443
I agree, it's truly frightening what they can do to one's penis.

>> No.21088473

>>21088452
Gonna tenderly kiss the scary Black Kunoichi a whole lot.

>> No.21088491

>>21088442
I'd enjoy an Alp in a latex catsuit.

>> No.21088492

>>21088461
They're so smug about it too.

>> No.21088499

>>21088442
I wonder who could be behind this post?

>> No.21088500

>>21088491
>Alpshit
Leave.

>> No.21088504

>>21088417
The only armor she needs is her feminine wiles.

>> No.21088516
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21088516

>>21088499
It's me anon, KDF.

>>21088491
I don't much care for Alps, but I latex makes everything better.

>> No.21088522

>>21088516
As the foremost expert on Alps I must say your ideas of stuffing them in latex is new and scary to me.

>> No.21088523

>>21088401
>black kunoichis
malt liquor and menthol cigarettes

>> No.21088527

>>21088522
I'm not gonna do anything with an alp though anon, I'm just saying.

>> No.21088530

>>21088522
>alp expert
>Wouldnt fuck a alp that looks like ann in her catsuit
Doubt.

>> No.21088532

>>21088417
She’d probably have an outfit similar to Noir’s from persona 5. Mask and hat included!

>> No.21088533

>>21088530
I don't like Ann. Her outfit makes her look like a total dom and then she's just an airhead all the time.
Now Hifumi, that's a real woman. She'd be a Nerdbird for sure.

>> No.21088540

Will the portals open this year?<span class="fortune" style="color:#2a56fb">

Your fortune: Better not tell you now[/spoiler]

>> No.21088545

How many of you here would have a waifu who is smarter than you?

>> No.21088552

>>21088545
I sure hope I would, I'm too dumb to have ever gotten past university entrance exams.

>> No.21088554

>>21088540
I-is this good or bad?

>> No.21088558

>>21088540
>>21088554
Fortunes don't mean much on Trust Nothing and Nobody Day.

>> No.21088561

>>21088545
I wouldn't mind. I would think a pharaoh or a demon would be smarter than me in general.

>> No.21088563

>>21088530
cute.

>>21088533
What would say turn into?

>> No.21088567

>>21088563
Sae is the exemplar of an overworked Anubis.

>> No.21088568
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21088568

Will the collar book ever be translated?

>> No.21088572

>>21088522
Just imagine them mewling in heat like a cat girl, but their tail is an extreme dildo making it even more fun than usual to pull it around. Of course, their front has a whole body keyhole in the shape of a heart.

>> No.21088576

>>21088545
I'm fine with being manipulated by a familiar who's three steps ahead of me.
It's not really a deal breaker though, dorome or dragon zombies good too.

>> No.21088578

>>21088568
Sure hope not

>> No.21088579

>>21088568
Fuck, i genuinely forgot about the sith in that picture.

>> No.21088583

>>21088522
>>21088530
Cease

>> No.21088585

>>21081664
Some girls have a "monster destiny", which means that any transformation will only turn them into their destined type. There is also one type of destiny that is magnitudes more common than others, but otherwise girls can't be transformed into that type of monster.

>> No.21088586

>>21088545
I want to wife bapho-sama or runya, I wouldn't mind them being smarter than me, I would love to learn about magic and all the little interesting details they can offer. Maybe it's the autism in me, that just loves learning and knowing about small interesting facts.

>> No.21088591

>>21088567
>getting personally interrogated by police anubis
I want to slap her ass.

>>21088583
Ok.

>> No.21088594

>>21088545
She's an Inari, so absolutely. In fact, between her intelligence and magic, I bet she could manipulate me into doing just about anything.

>> No.21088595

>>21088545
I would, my waifu is definitely smarter than me as far as academic and social stuff goes. For philosophical and emotional knowledge we're much more even though. I really like that she'd be able to passionately go on about random little bits of complex knowledge from her experiments.

>> No.21088596

>>21088417
A scarf.
Just a scarf.

>> No.21088597

>>21088591
>You must've had some help getting so cute... yet you're single, aren't you?
>Well? Aren't you going to answer me?
This interrogation has nothing to do with my crimes!

>> No.21088598

>>21088583
>scorelet

>> No.21088605

>>21088597
>TFW an anubis and sphinx will never play good cop bad cop with you

>> No.21088606

>>21088597
>I have my rights.
Thats when she goes in for the rape.

>> No.21088607

>>21081664
Fated lovers are a thing and Eros species are able to attune themselves to it. Whether it's the girl that picked you out of a crowd on the street, the childhood friend since birth, the 10th girl you've had in your bed in a month or the girl suddenly appearing in your house in the middle of the night, you are fated to fall in love with and marry the girl that's right for you. Every match is made in heaven.

>> No.21088612
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>>21088598
Just because you dumped lewd girls on /v/ for likes doesn't mean shit.

>> No.21088618
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21088618

>The Order lets men dress like this
>Is surprised when they become so gay they become female sex demons
A literal chimp could run this religion better.

>> No.21088619

>>21088612
Dont you get more points for posts?

>> No.21088621

>>21088612
I'll have you know I legitimately earned every like through posting high quality content and unapologetic begging.

>> No.21088623
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>>21088612

>> No.21088624

>>21088612
Is that an Anna sister demon?

>> No.21088632

>>21088621
Friendly reminder that the higher your score is the more likely it is for you to be a big gay alp.

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>>21088619
I dunno m8

>>21088624
Yeah.

>> No.21088636

>>21088632
>scorelet cope<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F44C;</div>

>> No.21088637

>>21088623
I wish his work had less murder.

>> No.21088640
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21088640

>>21088618
The way they allow women to dress should cancel it out.

>> No.21088649

>>21088635
>Yeah.
That seems oddly specific. Not that i complain she is a good girl.

>>21088618
The story for her makes me hard,but i cant find the translation anymore.

>> No.21088650

>>21088640
Yeah, I can see women walking around like that straightening out a few homos.

>> No.21088651

>>21088632
>April fools day in wonderland
>Males Alp and are satisfied by their wife either through /d/ or /y/

>> No.21088652

>>21088635
That's not how panties work.

>> No.21088653

>>21088618
>>21088640
KC is just bad at drawing anything except lewd women. I have always thought it was lame that the before and after images for all the girls still had the uncorrupted versions looking lewd as hell.

>> No.21088656

Would a typical monster girl get upset at you if you used perfume or deodorant?
Some of them definitely would such as canines, but what about the rest?

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21088657

>>21088652
Don't be rude.

>> No.21088664

>>21088656
I get allergic reactions from that shit so there's no way I'd use them myself.

>> No.21088668

>>21088664
Laugh at this dude

>> No.21088671

>>21088653
It's not KC.

>> No.21088673

>>21088656
I've managed to get by with only my manly musk and nothing covering it thus far, I wouldn't change anything in monster land.

>> No.21088678
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>> No.21088679

>>21088668
Some greasy-haired motherfucker with a cloud of perfume on walks past me and I sneeze, what can I do?

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>>21088651
not frequent enough
0/10

>> No.21088690

>>21088652
It's how they should work.

>> No.21088694

>>21088679
Use deodorant you sub-human.

>> No.21088699

>>21088678
If she's going to do that, it's only fair that she rolls over and plays dead with her tongue out too.

>> No.21088702

>>21088651
>April fools day in wonderland
>Everything is completely normal and calm
>Even the cheshire cats aren't telling shitty puns

>> No.21088710

>>21088702
>Hatter makes tea from a store bought prepackaged bag

>> No.21088715

>>21088694
How is deodorant going to make me not be allergic to perfumes? That doesn't follow on any level, man.

>> No.21088725

>>21088715
I guess he was assuming you didn't?<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F44C;</div>

>> No.21088729

>>21088684
Which is better? The first is nice sexually, but the second is more romantic and feels like "dealing with it" instead of playing with it.

>> No.21088753

>>21088651
I bet a lot of shit would happen in wonderland during April fools.
>Due to wonderland magic men and their wife are constantly having sex, despite not even being in physical contact
>No matter what they do they can always feel their dick inside her pussy
>Anytime you cum it also fills her pussy up
>If you try fucking her, it feels like you're fucking another hole rather than the one you have your cock shoved into.
>Same goes for the wife, but in revers.

>> No.21088764

>>21088710
>Dormouse is fully awake all day
>March Hare and Jub Jub act completely normal

>> No.21088789

>>21088764
>Jub Jub lets go of her husband
>Jabberwock is really kind and wouldn't harm a fly
>Trumparts are taking the day off and playing cards

>> No.21088798
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21088798

Happy noscript day!

>> No.21088810

>>21084383
Nah, she's probably been making them as "imaginary friends" without even thinking about it.
Such is the capriciousness of a Baphomet.

>> No.21088835

I wanna prank a kiki!

>> No.21088862

>>21088835
How?
Would you say you accidentally slipped something and when she cleans it, it turned out it was dark matter and now she can barley control herself and begging you to fuck her?

>> No.21088886

>>21088862
No, you prank a kiki by cleaning the kitchen and making dinner yourself.

>> No.21088896

>>21088886
That's Kiki abuse anon!

>> No.21088898

>>21081664
In a certain land and under a certain context, seeing a burial ship is good luck, and if one approaches you by will of its remnant spirit, you get some items that are fated to you. Said items are lewd with alarming frequency

>> No.21088902

>>21088898
But can I get a Dragon Full Helm?

>> No.21088906

>>21088896
Could be worse, at least he didn't buy a Roomba.

>> No.21088907

>>21081664
Ancient Civilization left behind Halo-style constructs in space and a myriad of planets are connected to them and to one another via a network of portals, thus explaining why these worlds have such vastly differing creatures that clearly do not share an evolutionary history with one another.
Still working on that idea though.

>> No.21088917

>>21088907
You should probably go more Stargate than Halo if you want breeding to happen. Some Ancient's experiment or the like would be plausible enough.

>> No.21088922

>>21088902
Since they're all elven funerary ships you might find one with an ancient heirloom from the times when dragons were dragons and an elf slayed one and turned her head into armor

>> No.21088924

>>21088917
I said Halo because I like megastructures. Like imagine there's some kind of space station that keeps growing because Automatons and Shoggoths just keep expanding it as per their instructions.

>> No.21088928

>>21088922
It's a Runescape reference. Dragon Full Helms are acquired as a 1/250 drop from burning barbarian funeral ships. Also, dragon is a type of metal made by the dragon precursor race, not actually made from dragons.

>> No.21088933

>>21088928
I never knew that! Parents never paid for my membership.

>> No.21088935

>>21088928
A quick google told me that bust since my setting sadly doesn't allow for the physical manifestation of digitized concepts I had to go for the next best thing

>> No.21088937

>>21081664
The "monsters change to adapt to their husband" thing happens to a lesser degree for other people monsters spend a lot of time with, but it's faster if they don't have a husband because that takes priority.

>> No.21088939

>>21088928
>>21088933
>tfw I wasn't paying attention and thought I was in the wrong tab for a minute reading these posts

>> No.21088945

>>21081664
Girls with long lives influence their husband's physical make up more than girls with short lives. Getting with a dwarf will see you as a musclebound bearded manlet in a few centuries, etc.

>> No.21089008
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21089008

Skeletons don't have muscles and thus move via magic. As they move via magic, there is no physical limit to their movements unless friction breaks them. Logically speaking this means Skeletons can spin their arms around fast enough to generate lift.
A Skeleton is a fearsome thing.

>> No.21089024

>>21089008
The energy required to do that would be so immense she'd get a minute or so of flight before needing to take another billion miles of the same cock

>> No.21089032

>>21089008
Skeletons are one of the designated maid monster girls. Sometimes they fall down and shatter into a pile of bones, but anything that they were carrying always ends up neatly placed on the ground next to them, as though it was gently set down.

>> No.21089033

>>21089024
Not if you attach dynamo stuff to her so that her spin generates electricity.

>> No.21089034

>>21089008
Isn't there an old /tg/ joke about helicopter skeletons or something?
>Need to pick up a little something from the store but traffic is a nightmare
>Skele-girl carries you to Raccoon Beast-Mart and you pick up a gallon of milk
It's good for bones ya know.

>> No.21089041

>>21089034
Yes, that's where this idea is from. I paraphrased the original.

>> No.21089042
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21089042

Even the most tsun of the Dragonia guides like pocky games

>> No.21089046

>script blocker is preventing the april fools thing from working
Looks like I win this year, 4chan!

>> No.21089048

>>21089033
She's not powered off electricity though, unless you hook her up to a zap weasel so that when she generates electricity the weasel gets zapped and milks you harder and there'd need to be a contraption syphoning that SE out of her and into the skeleton

>> No.21089054

>>21089048
The added weight of two additional bodies and such a contraption needs to be offset somehow, let's attach some helium balloons to the Skeleton to help with lift.

>> No.21089067

>>21089054
Let's attach them to her chest and/or buttocks!

>> No.21089081

>>21089067
Buttocks, that way she'll be upside down.

>> No.21089095

>>21088306
>"My Lord, I am sworn to protect you, but I must insist you maintain a safe distance."
>"For since my birth, sealed away inside my body is a terrible power, visiting ruin and decimation upon friend and foe alike! This terrible power is only barely sealed inside my left eye, constantly roaring to get free; but it is my burden to use it for good!"
>"It is this power that was the cause of my initial defeat at the hands of my rivals for your service! It was this power that caused rain on my graduation day, getting mud all over my favorite uniform! It is this power that was the cause of you seeing my bunny-print pajamas, which I maintain were bought for me by my mom-, er, my bloodline progenitor, and do not reflect my true and sophisticated tastes!"
>"It is this power that was the cause of me walking such a lonesone path of self-reliance until I served you! It must be!" >"Because the alternate explanation is...is"
>her Lord interrupts her with a kiss on the forehead, firm but gentle. At first she chitters in protest, thin tail twitching eratically, but eventually it curls itself into a tiny heart.
>her Lord breaks off the kiss, her pale flesh stained bright scarlet with a full-face blush. Despite her embarrassment, she feels an overwhelming sense of affection from him. It's almost too much.
>suddenly, he grabs her eyepatch, pulls it back, and snaps it against her forehead, right where the kiss was. The force disloges some of the older "demonic runes" (stickers, peeling with age) from the fabric.
>the kunoichi takes a second to process what just happened, until her eyes almost start watering in protest, about to break into a full crying pout
>her Lord just strokes her hair, pulls her into a hug, and kisses her for real. Staring deeply into both her eyes, and in the most loving, affectionate tone of voice she's ever heard, one missing for most of her life but one she'll cherish forever, he says a single word.
>"Dork."

>> No.21089110

>>21089095
Jesus fuck, anon.
Nice.

>> No.21089170

>>21089046
>hating fun

>> No.21089178

>>21089170
I actually looked out of curiosity and yeah, this year seems like a laugh.
Some years have been utterly cancerous though, and I was glad for the blocker.

>> No.21089183

>>21086432
Cupid... Not in my top 25 or even 50, but it could be so much worse

>> No.21089187

>>21089178
2017 was the best especially if you're on /pol/

>> No.21089188

>>21086432
>Dark Matter
What are the odds

>> No.21089190

>>21086432
>Mershark
Actually I will enjoy it.

>> No.21089213
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21089213

>>21086432
>Dark Slime
Meh. This could have been much worse I guess, at least she'll be intelligent enough to hold a conversation unlike the other slime species. They're also magic users and I typically like them, even if they are the lowest tier of mage girls.

>> No.21089227
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21089227

Can I get some bee girls? I love bees and making them into girls makes them that much sweeter!

>> No.21089236
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21089236

>>21089227
You can have a bee girl and my testing of the perk system all at once.
Lucky you.<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F603;</div>

>> No.21089245
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>>21089236
Thanks anon. Hope you have a good day!

>> No.21089254

>>21089245
You too, friend.

>> No.21089258

>>21086432
>each Fallen Brides story, in a row
""""random""""

>> No.21089260

>>21089227
Do they still die when they sting you?

>> No.21089270
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21089270

>>21089260
It would depend on what is kept or lost as bee grils. It's possible they are one for one bees. Regardless I imagine they would opt for weapons, possibly spears and rapier, before resorting to stinging.

>> No.21089276

>>21089270
I bet they "die" after pumping you full of their venom, leaving one incredibly horny man and one incredibly sexy, helpless "dead" bee, who needs a womb full of SE to restore herself from her weakened condition.

>> No.21089282

>>21089227
I love the whole system with Queen Bee whose sole purpose is to reproduce as the other bees are sterile but it's kinda sad that so many cute bees don't get to experience the joys of motherhood even if it's not something they seek.
I personally think the best way to handle it is that while only the queen can reproduce, any bee girl can become a queen with enough love.

>> No.21089315

>>21089260
Bees only die because after stinging they tend you get themselve ripped apart. If they are giving enough time they are actually able to work the stinger out and survive.

>> No.21089317

>>21089282
Thats been my headcanon for so long i forgot it wasnt canon.

>> No.21089318

>>21089282
>that guy in Lecastie, with his Honey Bee girlfriend, that guy who just can't shut up and keep shouting: "All womens are Queens!"

>> No.21089331

>>21089315
But if it's like that, you lose the >>21089276 scenario. Unless they extend a portion of DE to sting, and when that gets abruptly broken by the man resisting, she goes into that comatose state

>> No.21089341

>>21089315
>Anon accidentally startles a bee girl
>She stings him out of reflex
>Her stinger is now stuck and it would injure her to remove it too abruptly
>He has to calm her down and help her slowly get it out
>It's a long intimate moment that involves a lot of trust in each other
I wonder how many marriages start this way

>> No.21089348

How does a bee girl sting? Hilarious as her sticking her ass out at you is, it's not a practical defence manoeuvre

>> No.21089354

>go to /a/
>see likelets getting onee-sans
Jesus now i want a cheshire onee-san to lewdly tease me about my pathetic score.

>> No.21089376

>>21089348
Don't underestimate how nimble and quick bees are. She's going to stick out her butt and and fly straight at you faster than you can imagine.

>> No.21089382
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21089382

>>21089354
>cheshire onee-san sees your score
>"ara ara, is your score the only thing of yours which is small~"
Teasing like that before getting a gentle paw job wouldn't be so bad. I've never really thought of Cheshires as the onee-san type but they have great potential.

>> No.21089442
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21089442

>>21089341

Happy penis inspection day, degenerates

>> No.21089450

Remember to like and upvote your wife. It will make her super happy.

>> No.21089458
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21089458

>>21089450
i'm liking other peoples' wives instead

with my penis

>> No.21089514

Is there any
at all
relaly though itnmk of t,he be
there is no dicernabgle proofo of this buit you ufcking people keeping doing it
I hate fu this site and all the every site sall
it doesn't matter if it's ture o not orit j us tgpost
even when it's true
first of all it's a cirl
you guys complain about ewra but yuou're even worse
Fuck off

>> No.21089523

Someone had a stroke

>> No.21089526

>>21089523
No fuck oyu the m "haha stroke xd" is't ture
try adressing muy arugmunets

>> No.21089558

>>21089450
>Anon posts a photo of himself and his much bigger Arachne wife
>"My wife's birthday is soon, please everyone like this picture to show her appreciation. 1 like = 1 rape"
>The post goes viral
>Anon was never seen again

>> No.21089618

>>21089458
Make sure to upvote my wife too, anon.

>> No.21089621

>>21089514
>haha you guys I’m soooooo drunk rn xD
>t. anon after 2 beers

>> No.21089669

>>21081670
Elf she probably be a farmer or a unemployed hippie

>> No.21089729

>>21089213
>lowest tier of mage girls
"No"

>> No.21089733

>>21086432
>Merrow
She's gonna be on my dick all day...

>> No.21089739

Remember that the best April's fools jokes involve putting it in the wrong hole.

>> No.21089772
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21089772

>>21089669
Forgot pic
What's about elves that they are far far far more alluring to me than succubi or pretty much any other monster?

>> No.21089809
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21089809

What monster girl would make the best nurse?

>> No.21089817

>>21089809
Slimes? They can care for you and moderate and manage your temperature.

>> No.21089825

>>21089809
Bubble Slime, Mindflayer, Unicorn, Eel Whore.

>> No.21089830

>>21089739
Please don't pour grease down the sink. It'll ruin the plumbing.

>> No.21089839

>>21089830
You think it's funny but there's some foreigners living near me who keep doing that and clogging the plumbing and keep doing it no matter how many times it is explained to them that they need to stop.

>> No.21089842
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21089842

>>21089825
Weresheep, Kiki

>> No.21089845

>>21089809
Ok but who'd be the worst nurse

>> No.21089848
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21089848

>>21089442
Penis Inspection Day would have been so much more fun with an ara ara demon

>> No.21089850

>>21089839
I don't think it's funny.
Don't do it!

>> No.21089855

>>21089845
Miia

>> No.21089863

>>21089845
Anything with big hands or paws.

>> No.21089900
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21089900

>>21089848
>Penis inspection day
>Nurse lines up the boys in front of the class
>All the girls start fighting over who has front row seats
>Allows each boy to pick one girl from the class to help with the inspection
>Any girl left over is allowed to pick a group to join
>Go down the line pulling down the boys' pants and inspecting their penises
>Some boys get hard and are lead out of class with their partner
>Aren't seen the rest of the day
>Those that keep their composure are slipped some manticore venom and lead out with their partner
>Teacher spends the rest of the day with headphones on to drown out the moans

>> No.21089904

>>21089845
Redcap would be the worst Nurse, but a great surgeon.

>> No.21089908

>>21089845
One-eyes.
>Oops, I missed again teehee
The only, and I mean only benefit to a shittty one eye nurse is the vamp aftercare.

>> No.21089914

>>21089904
>Surgeon
She just keeps cutting you up till all the DE infusions naturally heal your body. She can reattach limbs by cutting on the wound, like a reverse amputation.

>> No.21089934

>>21089908
>Vamp aftercare
>Fifteen blood tests later and she's still asking for more
>Even starts taking bigger samples pouring the blood into a wine glass
>She says it's the most sterile container she has

>> No.21089936

>>21089914
That's just crazy enough to work. Like curing a hangover by drinking more!

>> No.21089948

>>21089900
>get sick and don't come to school on penis inspection day like a boss

>> No.21089954

>>21089825
>>21089842
We need a nurse Olympics to see who is best and also which school or nursery is best.
>Slime species full body contact therapy
>Kiki & co servicing and nurturing therapy
>Mindflayer not quite ethical flaying therapy
>Weresheep cuddle induced sleep therapy
>Unicorn white magic healing therapy

>> No.21089969

>>21089948
They'll make a house call

>> No.21089976

>>21089934
>Tell her you'd rather she harvest liquids from you in a container that wasn't sterile

>> No.21089981

>>21089969
lmao, and? they'll just tell my parents my pee pee wasn't looked at

>> No.21090022
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21090022

>>21089809
pic related

>>21089839
>no matter how many times it is explained
depending on where they're from, some shithole countries have a 'whatever, i don't have to deal with it' attitude if they aren't hit with consequences.
Like the Saudi grad students that threw a a shitfit when they got (finally) expelled for cheating on midterms

>> No.21090031
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21090031

Sell me about Kikimoras.

>> No.21090039

>>21090022
A spider is just about the scariest nurse one could get, that doesn't say anything about how good she is at her job though.

>>21090031
Why get sold on Kikimoras when you inherently know Succubi make better (lewd) maids?

>> No.21090041
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21090041

>>21090031
They are like a nice, warm cup of coffee with cream. They keep you on the straight and narrow. Words I might use to describe a Kiki would be wholesome, traditional, and motivational.

>> No.21090044

>>21090039
Because I already get the appeal of the meido succ.

>> No.21090053
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21090053

>>21090031
They're knockoff shoggoths which mean they're great partners and meidos, but they're not perfect like a shoggoth. They're good if you want a meido with a fixed mass and more human-like features, but they lack many of the abilities that their semi-liquid, near-omniscient counterparts have, and most importantly, they lack the ability to pleasure you to such a great extent as those semi-liquid counterparts. Make due with what you can and give them plenty of love and care. Both meidos are great options.

>> No.21090096

>>21089772
Correct me if I'm wrong. But isnt that pic related a hentai about a fantasy world connecting to our Earth via portal gate way and elves initiate a cultural exchange?

>> No.21090097

>>21090053
This is in no way suspicious.

>> No.21090098

>>21090053
Shoggs are the bootleg ones though. They only know how to copy.

>> No.21090108
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21090108

>>21088640
that's pretty modest relative to the rest of the order

>> No.21090131

>>21090039
I need a succubus maid. My apartment is filthy. Also, yeah, great sex, I suppose.

>> No.21090150

>>21090131
It'd be a wonder that she still manages to get the place clean when her every movement is an (often successful) attempt to get you bend her over the nearest piece of furniture and go to town. And don't even get me started on the "uniform." Wonderful lewd maids.

>> No.21090159

>>21090131
>filthy apartment
Stand by for a musical number from porn-watching Devil Bugs!

>> No.21090180

>>21090159
>Kikis catch wind of a master in need
>Hop into their clown car as they hurry off to save him from some shog that'd steal him away
>They get there but it much worse than they imagined
>Devil bugs have kidnapped anon and are now planning on raping him in this pigsty
>Kikis grab their industrial strength mamano grade Raid
>The devil bugs equip their military grade gasmasks
Thus began the battle of Anon's apartment, circa 2019

>> No.21090198

>>21090180
Little did they know there were cameras filming it all. Anon was going to get rich selling that footage!

>> No.21090217

>>21085310
Lolis that grows up as she sucks your blood. The best of both worlds.

>> No.21090219

>>21089845
Dormice and Large mice would make worst nurses for the opposite reasons. At least you’d get to shag some cute mice in uniform though!

>> No.21090281

>>21089260
When a bee girl stings a man, it’s the death of a bachelor and a bachelorette.

>> No.21090287

>>21089830
Is this a metaphor?

>> No.21090338

ywn have a unagi joro oba-san gf

>> No.21090448
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21090448

oof

>> No.21090508

>>21090053
I wish there were more Shoggoth stories.

>> No.21090516

>>21090508
I could make one since I'm a whore who does what people tell him to.

>> No.21090538

Thick, overgrown Alraune with big juicy booty.
What flower type best suits this description?

>> No.21090552

>>21090538
Bird of Paradise. With a name like that I bet she'd be brown, too.

>> No.21090561

>>21090538
That thing that attracts flies by smelling like a carcass that they based Gloom and Vileblume off of.

>> No.21090567

>>21090538
Life with an Alraune must be nice

>> No.21090587

>>21090516
Draw us a shoggoth writing a shoggoth story, you whore

>> No.21090605

>>21090567
Super laid back, amazing sex, and pretty much all worries and needs just taken care of as you lazily snuggle, grind and pollinate. It’s a wonderful fate.

>> No.21090608

>>21090587
>draw
That will take until tomorrow though!

>> No.21090625

>>21090561
Rafflesia flower.

>> No.21090646
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21090646

>>21090608
>Thinking I care about time
I wouldn't waifu a cosmic horror if I cared about time anon

>> No.21090669

>>21090646
Very well then. It is that capacity for madness that will protect you from what you will witness.

>> No.21090753

>>21090646
>walk in the wrong closet to see this
>”Oh, silly mastah. You’re not supposed to be in here~”
>gaze around at the infinite expanse of nothingness
>”...Is that my Valentine’s Day card i got you this year, Shoggy?”
>”Ufufufu~”

>> No.21090831

>>21090753
What happens when you leave Shoggy’s closet but then accidentally walk right into Kiki’s private closet?

>> No.21090838

>>21090096
No idea,just googled elf romance or something and found this pic

>> No.21090850

>>21089729
Uh, yes. Slimes are low tier monsters on the power scale, even the strongest amongst would be weaker than the weakest of the other magic classes.

>> No.21090879
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21090879

I've never seen a thread with this many replies. Well, one that wasn't a sticky.

>> No.21090880

>>21090850
It's hard to get accurate power levels when very few monsters talk about how powerful they are. Dark Slimes are advanced Slimes. Comparing them to a basic slime is like comparing a vanilla lamia with an echidna. Not to mention there are instances like with Shiro's Sabbath where Witches can be more powerful than an average Baphomet.

>> No.21090883

>>21090879
We've got mg threads with 2k posts so

>> No.21090891

>>21090879
And you are?

>> No.21090901

>>21090880
True enough, MGE power levels are fucking everywhere. I wouldn't be surprised if some Japanese guy has a Devil Bug waifu with the power of a Lilim.
>>21090879
This is standard for these threads. Stick around, we've got waifu shitposting and my fetish > your fetish arguments!

>> No.21090910
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21090910

Do you prefer modern or traditional garments for your waifu(s)?

>> No.21090922

>>21090910
Traditional mage/witch clothing. Modern would probably make it looked like she shopped at Hot Topic.

>> No.21090928
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21090928

The skellies are out to play<div class="like-perk-cnt"><img alt="" src="//s.4cdn.org/image/skeletons/4.gif"></div>

>> No.21090936

>>21090928
Oh, look who's reached max unlocks.

>> No.21090938

>>21090910
I imagine my Night Gaunt waifu would almost exclusively wear either her or my latex slime.

>> No.21090942

>>21090928
>I spent the entire day on 4chan!

>> No.21090943

>>21090936
>>21090942
>seething scorelets

>> No.21090946 [DELETED] 

>>21090928
>tfw got banned and had to ban evade, losing all my points<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F641;</div>

>> No.21090950

>>21090928
Post score.

>> No.21090952

>>21090910
I prefer fantasy themed clothes for my harem

>> No.21090956

what's a good monster girl to have as:
a younger sister
an older sister
a twin sister
a half-sister

>> No.21090974

>>21090956
>younger
loli dragon
>older
manticore
>twin
lich
>half
lamia

>> No.21090988
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21090988

>>21090850
Regular slimes are low tier, but there are a variety of much more powerful races. Slime queens (once they reach kingdom size), dark slimes, shoggoths, etc. are all capable of doing a lot more in power and ability than a regular slime.

>> No.21091003
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21091003

Here's something to think about. Lamia family monsters all shed the skin of their lower body on a regular basis (probably a few times a year once they are adults). But how does this work with bunyips? They clearly do have snake belly scales, so are only these shed? Or do they shed the furred skin of the lower body as well?

And if so, does this result in a "naked skinned" bunyip until her fur grows back?

>> No.21091011

>>21088596
Magic infused Yeti scarves are known to offer decent protection and increase grappling skill

>> No.21091026

>>21091003
She sheds her scales while switching her fur coat with the seasons.

>> No.21091027
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21091027

>>21090950
Okay

>> No.21091035

>>21090956
>imouto
ogre loli
>onee-sama
big 7 foot tall big tiddy alice
>futago
lilem. i can finally look attractive like my twin sister
>half-sister
baphomet. i'm an arch-elder priest at my local sabbath gathering

i love my kazoku

>> No.21091039

I want a lilim to laugh at my tiny score!

>> No.21091043
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>>21091027
Wow. Is this the ultimate no life?

>> No.21091048

>>21091043
You should see some of the scores on /a/

>> No.21091050

>>21091003
>>21091026
>Lamias are embarassed when shedding skin
>Some canines are embarrassed when shedding fur
>Bunyips are doubly embarrassed as they shed both
No wonder they're so awkward when talking to boys.

>> No.21091068

>>21091043
>1000+ is a no life
Bitch, I just saw someone on /a/ with over 100,000

>> No.21091072

>>21091048
They do like for a like

>> No.21091086
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>>21091072
Someone had 3500 within the first hour.

>> No.21091121

>>21091086
Holy shit give me the sauce.

>> No.21091143

>>21091086
>Pull tail unexpectedly
>She jumps up in a scare
>Her ass squarely in your ass
>Shove your fingers up her bumhole
>Plant your face right in her pussy

>> No.21091147

>>21091143
squarely in your face*
Jeez I need to proofread more

>> No.21091148

Like if you like alps

>> No.21091153

>>21091148
Like if you hate alps and think KC made a mistake even including them.

>> No.21091158

Like if you want to be smothered in holst tiddies

Reply if you want to tease a bapho's flat chest

>> No.21091162

>>21091153
So how did the thread react when that profile came out

>> No.21091163
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21091163

I like lamia!

>> No.21091170

>>21091158
I couldn't care less about a Baphomet. I just want my wife's flat little chest.

>> No.21091182

>>21091153
alps should've been tomboys who likes doing guy things and dressing in her husband's clothes instead of being a transgender girl who started as a boy..

>> No.21091190

>>21091163
I like japeriod!

>> No.21091194

>>21091182
Basically we need reverse trap succubi.

>> No.21091196

>>21091182
I dunno
You get a sort of power trip sexually dominating someone that use to be a man.

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21091207

Yananon here.

Been puking my guts out. Wrote a small thing to keep my mind off of it. I'm probably completely scatterbrained, considering I haven't been sleeping well, but I wanted to share it, so here: https://pastebin.com/VaSmzrB1

>> No.21091211
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21091211

Mayadere Dark Mages!

>> No.21091231

>>21091211
You just combined my favorite archetype and mg

>> No.21091243

Time for a quick game of Fuck, Marry, Kiss!

You contestants in alphabetical order:
>Beelzebub
>Jabberwock
>Ushi-oni

>> No.21091244

>>21091211
I would rather have a kuudere flat loli Witch like the one in Shiro's Sabbath but have her be in Kuro's so that she is hyper lewd and perverted but still has an serious emotionless expression.

>> No.21091260

>>21091243
Kiss Beezlebub
Marry Jabberwock
Fuck Ushi-Oni

>> No.21091261

>>21091244
Can I have a kuudere big titty Mage?

>> No.21091268

>>21091231
Dark Mages were originally based on the evil forest/swamp witch archetype. Even their profile points out they're the scheming selfish mage but warped to focus on lust instead of power.

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21091270

>>21091261
So a Holst Lich then?

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>> No.21091288

>>21091270
Yeah pretty much. With a Spacejin body but without the things that come with it.

>> No.21091299

>>21091283
How do I get a qt fox gf?

>> No.21091300
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21091300

So I think I have all the "making of" articles (aside from Patreon ones) that KC put out over the years on enty that got translated. Anybody have one they want to see that they no longer have themselves or don't know how to find?

Or, alternatively, anyone have favorite bits from them that really added to the lore/personality of the monster girl?

A favorite of mine is the below from the bunyip's:

>These masks are a long-running tradition of the Bunyips, and they believe that the masks will grant them courage when coming in contact with men.
>Thusly, when they do encounter one, they will often cover their face with the mask when attacking him, which is where the idea of them having birds' heads originates from.
>They're supposed to have pretty, almost childlike voices akin to that of a frail, slender girl, if they're wearing their mask, even a timid "Uuu..." will reverberate and perhaps turn into something akin to their mythological counterpart's ominous roar.

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21091309

These two loli inaris show up at your doorstep one day, and one is about to pull her rape alarm if you don't do everything that they say.

What do?
What happens?

>> No.21091315

>>21091309
If they're going to falsely accuse me of rape, then I might as well go through with actually raping them. Or at least that's what I want to say, but realistically I'd probably end up doing what they want.

>> No.21091319
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21091319

Rolled 2 (1d6)

No Goblin Slayer here to stop me from rolling the dice!
Also, High Elf Archer needs Goblin rape.

>> No.21091330

>>21091261
>>21091288
>Titty Mage stoically stares forward at her book with a passive frown as you nonchalantly bop her titties up and down, back and forth, tugging them in and out
>shifts her legs crossing them the other way, but otherwise no reaction whatsoever as you really start mashing them
>as you pull her blouse down to reveal a fat nipple, she merely shifts her position so you can more easily get to sucking on it, one hand gently holding the back of your head for support as the other continues to hold her book
>even when you push her back and rip her blouse clean off to shove your dick between her tits, she simply Magics her book to float just above her head so she can keep reading while her hands press her breasts together to give you masterful paizuri from below
>finally bust a load all over her face and canyonous cleavage, and she dutifully scoops it up with a finger to suck it clean, eyes never leaving her book and face never shifting from her disinterested small frown
Imagine the dispassionate uninterested handjobs, hnnngg

>> No.21091342

>>21091300
Look at those tits!
Boobyip!

>> No.21091351

>>21091330
Now I want a scowling, disgusted-faced-handjob from my demon waifu as she calls me useless human cattle.
All roleplaying, of course.

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>>21091086
God I love this bat.

>> No.21091369

>>21091309
That's a bad thing to do. I'm taking them to their parents.

>> No.21091373

>>21091300
I didn't realize the Wendigo was fully translated. I never really noticed the chains connecting them before.
>The matching outfits of skull ornaments and a chain connecting the couple made it into the final version. The shape of the skull is one that makes it easy to understand what it's supposed to be, but it has a quite unknown shape, like the head of a mysterious alien creature.
The husband's part is darkened, with only light-emitting parts being visible, but I feel that if you can't make him out very well, it makes for a more balanced and well-rounded design.
>At first glance you may not be able to see the chain, hidden in the shadows, but they're around her wrists and ankles, and they of course look like tentacles, with light-emitting spots.
As you might guess, the Wendigo is usually held up on the man's genitals by his hands and genitalia, but if his penis goes down, or he releases his hands, and she's about to fall, those mysteriously shining chains are going to hold her up.
>As for what the husband looks like under that hood, they have fluffy white fur with the uncovered spots being dark, like a kind of abominable snowman, with creepy eyes and skull ornaments.

>> No.21091374

>>21091330
>Start to lose your arousal as doubts begin seeping into your mind about if she is actually interested in this or not.
>Try to leave.
>She firmly holds you in place and tells you to stay with a single stoic glare.

>> No.21091375

>>21091360
Fat bat tats and a fat bat ass.
Best bat.

>> No.21091376

>>21091351
This, but without the roleplaying.

>> No.21091381

>>21091369
Congrats, she just pulled her rape alarm.

>> No.21091386

>>21091373
Seems I only have the partial translations, where'd you find the rest of it?

>> No.21091392

>>21091374
>turns out she’s not actually reading
>she’s writing in a thought journal with magical use of her eyes
>pages are filled to the brim with ‘fuck my tits, fill me with cum, bend me over a table and ruin me, pull my hair, breed your naughty Mage cumdump’ etc
>only the slightest blush when you see what she wrote, but otherwise no expression change

>> No.21091395

>>21091309
A strange game begins where I fuck the lolibaba that are pretending to be young, not realizing they're actually young and pretending to be old foxes that are trying to be young.
Foxes are difficult.

>> No.21091398

>>21091309
What happens if I dejectedly tell them to do as wish?

>> No.21091402

>>21091386
The archive mega link that always gets posted.

>> No.21091418

>>21091386
see
>>21084450

>> No.21091419

>>21091381
But there's no rape.

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>>21091398
Your balls will be drained by evening, your wallet raided for money, and a note saying they'll be back tomorrow for more and a warning to carry more cash on you.

>>21091395
Foxes are definitely tricky, but they're great to have with you if you get on their good side.

>> No.21091433

>>21091309
In the first place, what even happens if they pull the rape alarm?

>> No.21091447

>>21091429
Imagine their surprise when they find out I don't have any money to spare!<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F641;</div>

>> No.21091462

>>21091433
>>21091419
Monster girl police carry you off to monster girl jail. They know you didn't rape them, and that's why they arrested you. Now you'll be taught a lesson in jail by the monster girl guards for not taking those foxes by force.

>>21091447
>No money to spare
That's just begging for them to pull the alarm. Maybe you can convince them otherwise though. Perhaps there's something you can offer them to appease them.

>> No.21091464

>>21091418
Ah, I'd assumed that was only the rpg pics.

>> No.21091482

>>21091464
It's the same archive that's always posted. Click the enty info tab.

>> No.21091484

>>21091462
They're going to fuck me either way, so I don't have anything else to offer.

>> No.21091506

>>21091484
Use that cranium, anon. Surely there's something you can offer them.

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>>21091309
Can't I have these instead?

>> No.21091565

>>21091546
>Fox noises.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-42P_iYrthM

>> No.21091574

>>21091506
I don't even have any snacks to offer them. I'm sorry, but I'm not very smart so I can't think of anything else.

>> No.21091575

>>21091309
Don’t open the door and ignore them.

>> No.21091582

>>21091546
Did they foxes ask him to sign a consent waiver before touching him?

>> No.21091637

>>21091582
Consent doesn't exist.

>> No.21091646

>>21091003
>>21091300
>be bunyip husband anon
>wife texted during lunch asking for chips, didn't answer why she couldn't, just sent a sad face
>tell boss's secretary-husband, gives you the rest of the day off
>get home with chips, skin and fur everywhere, wife is curled beneath three blankets with her mask
>try to not seem concerned despite this
>"So can I have some chips?"
>"Aw."
>pretty sure the neighbors heard a roar

>> No.21091663

>>21091646
I don’t understand.

>> No.21091683

>>21091663
because shedding fur and skin. im sorry anon, i tried

>> No.21091696

>>21091207
>Loli
Into the trash

>> No.21091750

>>21091696
kms

>> No.21091766

>>21091637
Of course it does, his body is not their property.

>> No.21091778

>>21091637
atta boy, anon. telling facts and logic

>> No.21091781

>>21091750
You should

>> No.21091783

Dunno what an unlove is but I bet its banned in their world.<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F494;</div>

>> No.21091795

>>21091766
Wrong. A man's body belongs to whoever wants it at any given moment.

>> No.21091796

>>21091207
Thanks man, hope you get well soon.

>> No.21091797

>>21091778
>Local Haku rapes anon’s mind with facts and logic

>> No.21091812

>>21091797
>Local Haku rapes anon’s body with facts and logic
Fixed

>> No.21091847

>>21091781
I wish I could.

>> No.21091848

>>21091812
Same difference

>> No.21091859

>>21091797
Fuck logic<div class="like-perk-cnt"><img alt="" width="77" height="13" src="//s.4cdn.org/image/nofile.png"></div>

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dabbing on your likelets!

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21091941

>tfw can’t see any of this nonsense

>> No.21091953

>>21091915
>149
that's fucking nothing. There are anons with over 100,000. We are both tiny little babies compared to them.

>> No.21091955

>>21091915
Get on my level<div class="like-perk-cnt"><img alt="" width="451" height="75" src="//s.4cdn.org/image/temp/dinosaur.gif"></div>

>> No.21091968
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21091968

Time to discover if we'll meet our waifus this year through the power of fortune telling!<span class="fortune" style="color:#2a56fb">

Your fortune: Better not tell you now[/spoiler]

>> No.21091970

>>21091797
>>21091812
more like,
>Local Haku rapes anon in class in front of her students to teach facts and logic

>> No.21091975

>>21082573
Yes
All of my yes

>> No.21091980

>>21091970
>meanwhile local Mad Hatter rapes facts and logic

>> No.21091982

>>21091968
Oh shit

>> No.21091986

>>21082573
No. Don't prolong my suffering, and just let me die in peace.

>> No.21092003

>>21091968
>Its a surprise!

>> No.21092006

>>21091980
Indoubidedly!

>> No.21092007

>>21091968
That's not a good sign.

>> No.21092017

>>21091968
Wow, maybe there's something to all this fortune telling bullshit after all

>> No.21092020

>>21091968
Genies are for raising street rats to sultans.

>> No.21092028

>>21088540
>>21091968
Is this the only fortune the system has?

>> No.21092036

>>21092028
Let's find out!
Will we all die unloved, never to see our waifus even in a hypothetical afterlife?<span class="fortune" style="color:#9d05da">

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck[/spoiler]

>> No.21092038 [DELETED] 

>>21081874
who gives a fuck what 3dpd think
Non-incels

>> No.21092040

>>21092036
Well fuck.

>> No.21092041

>>21092036
Oh, jesus christ!

>> No.21092045

>>21092036
I have doomed us all.<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F641;</div>

>> No.21092046

I wish i could downvote.<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F378;</div>

>> No.21092057

>>21092038
>Even using the incel insult
This isn't fucking reddit, despite what the April fools interface might have you believe.

>> No.21092060

>>21081874
>who gives a fuck what 3dpd think
Non-incels do

>> No.21092073

>>21092060
You felt this post was that important, huh?

>> No.21092077

>>21092036
>>21092040
>>21092041
>>21092045
guys, it just means you're going to be forcefully married to a monster of you're 5th least liked species and never going to see your most liked species in person. in your current lifetime.

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