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I spill your drink.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
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>> No.21062318

>>21062309
bully the shorties!

>> No.21062328

>>21062318
Impregnate the shorties!

>> No.21062330

Catfish are dumb

>> No.21062331

>>21062318
Bullied by shorties!

>> No.21062335

I want to bury my face in my waifus fluffy thighs.

>> No.21062336

human men have no rights. they're given by their waifus. that means:
-the monster can marry you whether you like it or not
-you're not allowed to stand around in public ,vote, or even purchase an item at a store without your waifu's permission
-and you have no right of consent so that means a monster is allowed to sexually harass, assault, and even rape you

learn your role in society and take care of your waifu and then you'll win at life!
fill her stomach and womb when she gets home from work and you'll have yourself a working relationship!
it truly is a monster's world!

>> No.21062346

>>21062336
Do the guys also have to wear Burqas?

>> No.21062349

>>21062336
>fill her stomach and womb when she gets home from work
What if I don't do a good job of this? Or don't do it at all?

>> No.21062357

>>21062336
Wow what the fuck. I mean I have a weird mommy fetish so this kinda plays into that but still im a adult. If I want to buy a candy bar I shouldn't have to ask my wife.

>> No.21062364

>>21062357
you can't get a job so you have to borrow money from your waifu so technically you're pretty much asking her if you can buy stuff with HER money

>> No.21062368

>>21062349
trust me, she'll show you what'll make her feel good

>> No.21062370

>>21062336
I'd be more or less fine with this so long as I at least get married to monstergirl I like.

>> No.21062372

>>21062364
Stop you're making me like this even though it should be wrong.
>no allowance based on sexual performance.

>> No.21062373

>>21062336
>and you have no right of consent so that means a monster is allowed to sexually harass, assault, and even rape you
Even if you already have a wife?

>> No.21062375

>>21062346
if you're in the desert region.

>> No.21062380

>>21062336
So in short, if I want any sort of personal freedom, I'd have to dress up like a trap then?

>> No.21062387

>>21062380
I imagine they will know your still a man anon. And now you just look silly as you are being raped.

>> No.21062395

>>21062373
yep. you can't escape a monster's lust, that's why she has total control over whether you should cum or not, and trust me she would not want you to stop cumming so you can still have sex whenever you want

>> No.21062416

>>21062380
you're gonna get get raped hard by a liliraune or a monster that loves femboys or queer-looking men. the way they like feminine men is like the way us guys like tomboys, only except it's exaggerated, you get the picture?

>> No.21062421

Anyone know any good NSFW artists?

>> No.21062423

>>21062336
>>21062364
So how do single men survive if they aren't allowed to have a job or buy anything without the consent of their non-existent wife?

>> No.21062430

>>21062380
Mission Alpossible 4: Walking across the road to the store

>> No.21062431

Is this ironic shitposting or genuine shitposting?

>> No.21062433

Which girl has the biggest fupa ?

>> No.21062439 [DELETED] 

OwO

AXUbd8

>> No.21062440

I want New Zealand to leave.

>> No.21062448

>>21062423
three ways:
-live with your family until your father hooks you up with the school bully from your childhood
-stay in a non-sexist country you came from
-offer your body to a very dangerous crime lord and have her rape you enough for her to start offering you some necessities out of wholesome hospitality

>> No.21062454

>>21062421
why do you want to know?

>> No.21062461 [DELETED] 

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

>> No.21062472

>>21062448
1 and 3 got me hard.

>> No.21062496

>>21062440
Dont zealand ISPs now block 4chan?

>> No.21062512

>>21062448
Also:
-die homeless and alone since no one wants you

>> No.21062517

>>21062512
banshees, liches, and possibly wights do.

>> No.21062528

>>21062421
Well, might as well peddle my wares:
https://figgotry.newgrounds.com/

>> No.21062551

>>21062448
>-live with your family until your father hooks you up with the school bully from your childhood

>Get back from wherever. (Boys don't need an education)
>You walk in and find that your parents have a solemn, grim look on their faces.
>Sitting across from them is your childhood bully, a manticore.
>Turns out her family owns the property you and your parents lived on.
>And of course, if they wanted to buy the property from her parents, they have to give you up.
>In no time at all, she hits you with a couple of needles to ensure you stay down.
>Then she has you in a full nelson position, arms tied to your back, legs tied to hers and your head nestled between her breasts, she stands at well over 10ft.
>She also ball gagged you since she firmly believes 'men are to be seen, not heard'.
>Then she tears off your jeans proclaiming that she get you better, newer ones and places her tail over your dick in front of your horrified parents.
>Then she flies away with you strapped to her, being milked relentlessly in the air has they go to her air palace.

>> No.21062559

Why are you stupid niggers replying to the bait?

>> No.21062572

>>21062559
I think you just answered your own question anon

>> No.21062573

>>21062551
Good lord anon. Just imagine her degrading you all day for being her cum pump, only to then engage in some intense cuddling and aftercare at night.

>> No.21062577

>>21062559
Because I find the idea of being so thoroughly dominated hot.

>> No.21062626
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21062626

Big, squishy snake girls!

>> No.21062627
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21062627

>>21062331
>Bullied by shorties!
now that's what i'm talking about

>> No.21062635

>>21062626
Squeeze and tease, it’s how it should be

>> No.21062647

>>21062635
>That moment when you realize that phrase would be interpreted in a completely different way by a lamia

>> No.21062655

>>21062647
Mistakes....I’ve made a few

>> No.21062661

>>21062655
Getting squeezed and teased by a lamia hardly sounds like a mistake to me. It'll just make that moment when she puts it in that much sweeter.

>> No.21062668

>>21062512
That's unlikely to happen has the human catchers patrol the streets for any unclaimed men and set them up in adoption centers.

>> No.21062671
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21062671

>dullahans specify the time she will kidnap you
>you hide in your bedroom closet at that time
>you hear footsteps and a shadow from beneath the closet door
is it panic time?

>> No.21062676

>>21062626
does that bother them?

>> No.21062683

>>21062671
Nah, just jump out and surprise her.

>> No.21062701

>>21062671

>jump out of closet
>grab her head and lock it inside the closet
>violently fuck her defenseless body until she begs for mercy
>open closet and put your dick in her mouth so she'll be quiet

>> No.21062719

>>21062701
>vows revenge by kidnapping you again but with stronger powers
>she, once again, tells you the time she'll kidnap you again
dullahans aren't as enlightened as the demon lord they serve, are they?

>> No.21062723

>>21062661
Jokes on her, she’s getting a kiss on the nose when she leans in

>> No.21062727

>>21062719
then i shall await her with stronger powers, i wonder how expensive alchemists are?

>> No.21062751

I know it's cringy
I know it's mainstream
I know it's super fucking retarded
I know it's the reason we've given up on h*man woMEN
But what mg would make the best gamer-girl e-thot? Being a monster would get rid of the personality centered around greed and bait, so an mg e-thot is kinda cool to me. Cheshire is obvious, but are their any others?

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>> No.21062759

>>21062751
>i know it's fucking retarded but i'm gonna post it anyway.

tengu

>> No.21062762

>>21062627
Why does this feel like guro art even though there’s no actual guro?

>> No.21062766

>>21062421
Stalk gazerfag or the lewdest anubisfag on twitter if you're looking for commissions. They're a great source of porn artists.

>> No.21062776

>>21062626
What does tail thumping mean? Am I going to be attacked, or is she going to run away?

>> No.21062787

>>21062762
it's got that weird watercolor and colored pencil coloring in the picture that many guro artists use for some reason. good sensing tho

>> No.21062793

>>21062762
Because he draws actual guro

>> No.21062876

>>21062336
Hey, I also live in the Dark Elf republic!

>> No.21062951
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21062951

Have you guys donated your blood today?

>> No.21062957

>>21062876
did you ask your waifu's permission to use her computer before going on here. hope you finished preparing dinner and the bed (where you'll get fucked) for her in case you didn't

>> No.21062967

>>21062951
no. i need it so oxygen can flow into my brain. i don't want to get a stroke during sex. i prefer to get stroked tho if ya catch my drift hahaha

>> No.21063040

>>21062951
I've got a little trophy thing congratulating me for donating 15 gallons. Vampires are icky, though.

>> No.21063045
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21063045

Monster merchants must be difficult to deal with

>> No.21063074

>>21063045
Only if you go for the ears.

>> No.21063075

>>21063045
That's quite a back pack she's lugging around. Monster strength is amazing!

>> No.21063077

>>21062957
>Waifu
It's twin dark elf mistresses

>> No.21063095

>>21063045
i've heard they give out major family discounts

>> No.21063108

>>21063074
>Only if you don't go for the ears.
FTFY. Prices suddenly drop when they're rubbing your head into your palm.

>> No.21063109

>>21063045
not really. All it takes is totake them to a secluded place and fucking them into unconsiousness. Only problem is that she is nowyour wife, but thats an acceptable loss.

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21063114

>>21063045
>What do you mean difficult to deal with? Why, I'll have you know I give amazing deals that you won't find anywhere else!
>Take this one for example, it's a marriage contract to a young supple maiden who happens to be loaded with a phat fluffy tail to boot, who doesn't want that?
>The price? Just your semen! See, I don't even want your gold, no big deal really.

>> No.21063124

>>21063108
No, because they charge you for the ear scratching fee!

>> No.21063165

>>21062951
I'm on a medication that makes it so I'm not allowed to.

>> No.21063175
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21063175

! DANGER. DANGER. BOSS APPROACHING !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vhVYOQTzVg

Can you defeat snek with sword of bapping +1?

>> No.21063179

>>21062951
I would rather give to a Vamp Mosquito.

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>> No.21063244

>>21063236
You dumbass.

>> No.21063457

>>21063175
This nigga too poor to afford a cropping tool

>> No.21063480

>>21062318
Wait, you arent me

>> No.21063500
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21063500

>>21063124
Which more or less amounts to “do that again next time.”

>> No.21063577

>>21063500
Exactly.
They're dastardly!

>> No.21063584

>>21063075
>Monster strength is amazing!
I'd imagine that even the low tier monsters like slimes, large mice and kobolds are capable of overpowering a non-trained human.

>Be on a walk with your kobold.
>End up in a bad part of town.
>Get surrounded by three tough looking gentlemen with pigstickers demanding your money or your life.
>Out of nowhere, your kobold grabs the leader's sack and starts twisting really hard.
>One of them tries to help out, but the kobold keeping her dopey grin up states 'Come any closer and I might decide to rip them off.
>The leader meanwhile is screaming his head off, calling your kobold everything underneath the sun.
>The other two, seeing this atrocious display, decide backing off would be the better decision.
>She lets go when the gang leader is on the ground passed out from sheer pain she caused.
>Continue the nice walk has if nothing has happened.

>> No.21063604

https://mega.nz/#F!T24xwYLB!V_dXLWUSLQXqVsHqNuAwxQ
Had a bit of spare time, so I went ahead and filled the drawpile folder a little.
Drawpiles 65-93 have been added.
I'll search for the older ones tomorrow.

>> No.21063624
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21063624

I really love the snow/winter versions of monstergirls. I'd especially love a soft arctic kitsune with even softer mofu.

>> No.21063638

What monster would have the biggest Ojou drills?

>> No.21063678

>>21063638
The biggest girl.
It's all proportional.

>> No.21063697

>>21063624
What about a frosthound?

>> No.21063703

>>21063697
I like the idea, but it doesn't do anything for me personally.

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21063704

>>21063624
Winterstown Kitsune wears fur hats and coats from her homeland, interwoven with some of her own mofu for extra warmth

>> No.21063713

>>21063678
And who/what is the biggest girl?

>> No.21063718

>>21063713
Sandworm

>> No.21063719

>>21063713
Leviathan?

>> No.21063722

>>21063713
Body? Sandworm

really it would probably be an Arachne or centaur.

>> No.21063727
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21063727

>Dragon waifu stole from a tanuki merchant
>Tanuki finds out and puts out a contract on the artifact she stole
>Now heroes constantly invade our home to reclaim the artifact she stole
>Even if they manage to reclaim it the artifact ends up back on our doorstep for some reason
>Waifu's hairs are turning grey and she's reverting back to her old reclusive self never leaving the cave
>Took years of coercing her and assuring that no one would steal her treasure to take her out for dinner or shopping and now that's all down the drain
What do I do anons? I can't find the tanuki and my waifu won't even leave her hoard for food

>> No.21063733

>>21063722
>Hime Centaur
This works.

>> No.21063737

>>21063733
It does, although one must remember that himederes figure out who is the higher class through a combination or wealth, rank, and drill size.

>> No.21063741

>>21063713
Kraken. Sometimes.

>> No.21063743

>>21063737
And...other sizes?

>> No.21063747

>>21063743
Yes, the three sizes are also included.

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21063750

>>21063741
>Kraken breaking a boat
>Kraken breaking your dick

>> No.21063761

>>21063747
I need the highest ranking one then!

>> No.21063772
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21063772

>>21063624
Snow squirrel is ready for the longest, coldest winter!

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>>21063584
To be fair, if someone has a grip on that part of you it wouldn't take superhuman strength to do a lot of damage.

Regardless, I'd love to see tough monster girls making badass boasts like Camilla from Fire Emblem if someone worries about them.

>"I don't run afoul of bandits dear, they run afoul of me."

>> No.21063785

>>21063761
I don't know if you're quite ready for that.

>> No.21063793

>>21063727
Its cursed, do some research on it and fond it's place of origin.

>> No.21063795

>>21063785
What do you mean Anon?

>> No.21063799

>>21063727
>stealing other peoples hard earned treasure
your waifu deserves it

>> No.21063803

>>21063795
Anon, between dem drills and does titles you're in for a wild ride.

>> No.21063811

>>21063803
Tell me more Anon.

>> No.21063822

>>21063811
Imperial titles, military titles, municipal ones, she's got so many that it would take a whole day to list them.

>> No.21063836

>>21063822
Sounds like a very proud and haughty lady, just how I like them.

>> No.21063903

>>21063836
Well, that's not the only thing she's proud about, she's got huge fund bags.

>> No.21063925

>>21063903
Excellent, and I bet she has HUGE...tracts of land.

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21063927

Art of Kama as a Cupid when?

>> No.21063946

>>21063927
Don't know but the question becomes which 'age'

>>21063925
Of course, she's got imperial titles!

>> No.21063970

>>21063045
Translation please. This one looks funny.

>> No.21064018

>>21063727
>giantess shit
Fuck off

>> No.21064027

>>21063970
>[I came to buy / I came to sell / stop]
>Are you taking a good~ look at the item?

>> No.21064028

>>21057339
Is the happy world over too?

>> No.21064039

>>21064027
Put bucket over her head

>> No.21064075

>>21064039
She's just going to play along with it and let you fiddle with her titties. She's even going to play along when you sneak into her bed, put the bucket on, and rape her. She thinks it's cute.

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>>21064018
You fuck off.
>STOP LIKING THINGS I DON'T LIKE

>> No.21064135

>>21064124
I'm not him, but your shitty fetish has never and will never be allowed here, fucko.

>> No.21064137

>>21064124
>>>/d/
>>>/trash/
>>>/out/
Giantess shit has never been welcome you turbofag.

>> No.21064138

>>21064124
like it all you want, just don't post it here you fucking retard.

>> No.21064148

>>21064124
Just no.

>> No.21064155

What's the size limit for this thread again? 8 feet?

>> No.21064162

>>21064155
I think...10?

>> No.21064163

>>21064155
6 feet
Can't feel threatened by the waifus

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21064170

>>21064155
It's mostly a "use your damn brain" kind of thing.

>> No.21064171

>>21064155
7 or 8 is usually what most people go for.

>> No.21064172

>>21064155
Any taller than 8 feet feels a bit silly

>> No.21064173

Why do people (rightfully) call out most /d/ shit, but not cum inflation?

>> No.21064174

Can't wait for KC to make a giant.

>> No.21064175

>>21064155
Once it gets past double digits it's too much.

>> No.21064176

>>21063750

ah guided breast grab. My favorite!

>> No.21064180

>>21064155
How tall is baroness demonfag's wife? Like 10 feet right? That's about the limit for these threads.

>> No.21064181

>>21064180
I thought she was 8 feet?

>> No.21064182

>>21064162
>>21064171
I'm cool with these.
>>21064173
Because most people here like it.
>>21064180
Tall demons are love.

>> No.21064184

>>21064174
cyclops being Ex-giant leads me to believe giants will be somewhat normal size.

>> No.21064187

>>21064173
>whataboutism

>> No.21064191

>>21064173
Because it's a fetish pretty much every single monstergirl has written into her soul.

>> No.21064192

>>21064182
>most people here like it
I don't think so Tim. Inflationfags have certainly been told to fuck off to /d/ many times.

>> No.21064196

>>21064174
There is literally nothing wrong with gentle giantess. Its when the vorefags and gore fags shit it up that it's bad.

>> No.21064197

>>21064182
>>21064180
10 is like the very limit where it starts getting too big.

>> No.21064198

>>21064196
>There is literally nothing wrong with gentle giantess.
Yes there is you giantess faggot.

>> No.21064207

>>21064198
Alright lay it on me then. Explain what's so bad about it, how it's worse then your shit fetish.

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>>21064196
The giantessfags bring as much autism with them as furries.
There's a reason nobody but /d/ will take them.

>> No.21064209

>>21064198
I get the feeling that this is just the same guy losing his shit.

>> No.21064210

>>21064187
Whataboutism is used to argue against something being called out. I'm not defending other /d/ fetishes.
>>21064182
>Because most people here like it.
Do you have a single fact to back that argumentum ad populum up?

>> No.21064215

>>21064209
It's not.

>> No.21064217

>>21064181
Really, I remember her being 10 feet. I know she was huge at the very lease.
>>21064197
Yeah agreed.

>> No.21064219

>>21064191
Citation needed

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>>21064210
>Do you have a single fact to back that argumentum ad populum up?
Yeah. Number one, that's terror. Number two, that's terror.

>> No.21064221

>>21064173
Less extreme.

>> No.21064224

>>21064221
>inflation isn't extreme
What the fuck anon

>> No.21064228

>>21064209
>"i-it's only one guy who disagrees with me, I swear!"

>> No.21064230

>>21064221
>Cumflation isn't extreme
I have no words.

>> No.21064233

>>21064173
Because the thread's fetish standards are all over the place and you can't call this out without some moron assuming you're into the unapproved shit. Cumflation is fucking disgusting and the anons pushing it should be treated with the same level as scorn as the vore and scatfags.

>> No.21064235

>>21064233
Butthurt giantessfag

>> No.21064236

>>21062528
I didn’t realize the Figgmeister came through these parts. You’re alright kinda, Figg.

>> No.21064237

>>21064207
If you can't see it's autistic /d/eviantart trash then you shouldn't be here in the first place.

>> No.21064239

>>21064221
>ejecting semen with enough volume and force to distend a girl's organs isn't extreme

>> No.21064244
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>>21062309
>fancy Gothic rich vampires
or?
>normal girl who is secretly a vampire

which is your favorite?

>> No.21064248

>>21064235
You are literally proving his point you fucking cretin

>> No.21064251

>>21064244
Impregnate both, become lord of night.

>> No.21064253

>>21064235
Thanks for proving my point.

>> No.21064262

>>21064251
are vampires harder to get pregnant?

>> No.21064270

>>21064155
By the time you could do standing up cunninlingus you’re too far gone.

>> No.21064280

>>21064244
Gimmie big titty goth vamp.

>> No.21064284

>>21064244
Dhampir best friend. Vampires are too rude for my tastes.

>> No.21064285

>>21064244
Big floofy werewolf.

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>>21064262
I'd wager vampires are the easiest undead to impregnate

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>>21064284
thats the appeal though. dicking the ego out of prestigious vampires

>> No.21064298

>>21064288
>>21064262
>dating vampire
>she jokes that you might be impotent because she isn't pregnant yet
>you tease her that its because of her age

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>>21064291
>dicking the ego out of prestigious vampires

>> No.21064304

>>21064288
>tfw no Ochi with a mechanical arm to give you the sweet surrender

>> No.21064306

>>21064291
No thanks, I'd rather not deal with a woman that treats me like shit until I turn into a crappy Incubus.

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>>21064300
It'll be fine, don't worry about it.

>> No.21064313

>>21064300
>maid watches you fuck her vampire mistress

you just awakened me to a new kink. thank you

>> No.21064316

>>21064270
When her nostril is too big for your dick you've gone too big.

>> No.21064318

>you will never go to the Sabbath and give all the cute lolis a very thorough deepthroating demonstration with your lolifu

>> No.21064322

>>21064313
NTRfag fuck off.

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>>21062336
But it's nice when you and the wife can work together.

>> No.21064335

>>21064322
thats not NTR? thats just voyeurism/exhibitionism

>> No.21064336
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>>21064322
Retarded or merely pretending?

>> No.21064338

>>21064322
Are we sure it's NTR or just exhibitionism?

>> No.21064359

>>21064336
I SAID FUCK OFF

>> No.21064363

>>21064322
>all maids are lesbians who pine for their employer

>> No.21064369

>>21064359
Not him but SEETHING

>> No.21064370

>>21064359
Retard it is.

>> No.21064375

>>21064338
I'm the guy who posted it. I just like the exhibitionism aspect of the idea

>> No.21064385
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>>21064363
who wouldn't pine for Remilia?

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>> No.21064387

>>21064385
She is everyone's mistress.

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>>21064155
whatever your heart desires, but 10 is up there

>> No.21064400

>>21064386
>>21064397
Cmon mate

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>>21064334
Women choosing to work instead of stay home and raise children is part of the downfall of western civilization.

>> No.21064406

>>21064400
HAX

>> No.21064414

>>21064298
>you tease her that its because of her age
SHOTS FIRED!

>> No.21064422
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>>21064397
Man, there's nowhere near enough big wolfu art.
There's pretty much just that lady, Dantera, and airisubaka's wolfu as far as recurring characters go.

>> No.21064423

>>21062309
i missed it but was the dracolich illustrated? I had fun with that idea.

>> No.21064426

>>21064403
Pretty sure a monster girl would make more money than a human man at work by getting more done. The question is how good the man would be as a stay-at-home dad to his monster daughter(s).

>> No.21064429

>>21064422
i wanna run my fingers over those muscles

>> No.21064437

>>21064423
no. Kinda died after i sperged about its name being cool.

>> No.21064446
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21064446

Alright, explain to me as to what this is.

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>>21064313
>Not you helping your vampire mistress dom the maid
>Not you AND the maid getting dommed by the mistress

>> No.21064451

>>21064155
You know that shotacon ghost girl from Toshi Densetsu? Anything higher than that is no-no

>> No.21064461

>>21064426
>The question is how good the man would be as a stay-at-home dad to his monster daughter(s).
Worse than a monstergirl would be as a stay-at-home wife.

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>>21063114
Always remember to give your shekels to Danukis no matter what.

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>>21064464
But I already gave all my shekels to that nice danuki earlier

>> No.21064479

>>21064446
bean

>> No.21064486

>>21064464
"Hey, I got this strange coin from a western trader, you want it?"

>> No.21064497

>>21064486
>Tanuki offers to show you her coin collection
>You expect some nerdy little binder or some vials or some shit
>It looks like a dragon's hoard
>There are no duplicates
I bet travelling tanuki would have some stories to tell, too.

>> No.21064548

>>21064446
Nyancat but with an ushi.

>> No.21064549

>>21064479
That meme fucking sucks

>> No.21064562

>>21064497
I want to hear a story from her while she sits in my lap.

>> No.21064576

>>21064497
>Get isekai'd to MGworld
>Realize your money's probably no good here
>Go to a bank to get a small loan to set yourself up
>Maybe buy some tools for a trade job
>Have to explain to tanuki reason for borrowing the loan
>After telling her what money you do have isn't recognized here she demands to see what you got
>Figures she can just convert it by its value
>Toys with your nickel in her hand for a bit before she says"I don't think I've seen a coin like this befo-"
>Suddenly very still
>Pulls out a big ass book labeled "My Collection" and starts shuffling through binder pages
>Coins. Coins laminated and committed forever to the tome's near endless pages.
>Asks you how much the nickel is worth while flipping through the "Silver colored" section
>Say it's 5 pennies or 1/5th of a quarter
>WTF are pennies and quarters?
>Empty the coins from your pockets, you even have a dollar coin in there
>Her jaw drops at all the coins not in her collection and starts palming all of your money
>Asks why some of the 'quarters' look different
>Explain how they have represent different states, and are printed in different years in fairly limited runs for the sake of "Enhancing their value among collectors".
>At this point she's visibly vibrating and you think she just stifled a moan

>> No.21064577

>>21064562
>It's the story of how she lost her virginity

>> No.21064589

>>21064577
...Fuck it, I'll listen.

>> No.21064599

>>21064589
"It all started when my future husband asked me to sit on his lap.."

>> No.21064606

>>21064599
>And then Anon got a face full of Nuki tits.

>> No.21064615

>>21064606
>with her ass teasing his dick.

>> No.21064622

>>21064615
I'm going to use her as a daiki so hard after the lovin'

>> No.21064628

>>21064599
>live narration sex
What a weird boner this is...

>> No.21064630

>>21064615
Best. Story. Ever. It also means she didn't have to ruin you financially to get you, so she's one of the good ones.

>> No.21064654

>>21064628
What better way to have sex then having your face smothered by her tits and Dick sandwiched between her great ass, while she also narrates about how good it is.

>> No.21064658

>>21064577
>Your daughteru brought her friends over for a sleepover
>Being the responsible parents you and your Tanuki wife are you decide now would be the perfect moment to talk about how you and your wife lost your virginities
>Take a seat in your recliner as your waifu sits on your lap
>Begin with how the mood was set with candles, rose petals and most importantly off-shore banking details
>Minutes later the whole group of young teenage monsters with hormones flowing wildly are hanging onto every word you and your waifu say
>Most of them are probably imaging themselves losing their virginity to their future husband and some are taking notes
>Daughteru finally manages to pout hard enough that you and your waifu leave the sleepover leaving on the final scene of your waifu locking her legs around you while you cum inside
>You manage to walk out with no one noticing your boner besides your wife
>You weren't sure how much longer you could take her impromptu buttjob like that

>> No.21064662

>>21064291
What are fancy gothic vampire lolis for, if not for gently but completely dominating them in bed and humiliating them with your cock?

>> No.21064675

Time for a game of Fuck, Marry, Kiss!

Here are your options in alphabetical order:
>Baphomet
>Manticore
>P'orc

>> No.21064680

>>21064675
manticore, manticore, manticore

>> No.21064681

>>21064576
You think she'd be also interested in the paper money since it wasn't trustworthy back then.

>> No.21064683

>>21064675
None of the above.

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>>21064675
Marry P'orc, fuck Manticore and kiss Baphomet
>>21064680
I bet you're the type of person who only eats the chocolate ice cream on a banana split

>> No.21064685

>>21064675
Marry all.

>> No.21064686
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21064686

Give me foxes or give me death!

>> No.21064693

>>21064675
Use the bahpos magic to create a Combination of all three in a shortstack body. Then marry, fuck and kiss the combo.

>> No.21064697

>>21064684
I know what I like, dammit

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>>21064686
Death it is then

>> No.21064711

>>21064705
Oh, okay. That's fine too.

>> No.21064718

>>21064675
>Fuck Manticore
>Marry Baphomet Choice of who? Or is it just a generic Bapho?
>Kiss P'Orc

>> No.21064720

>>21064675
Fuck baphomet
Marry manticore
Kiss p'orc

>> No.21064723

>>21064654
>she keeps the NTR charade up all the way to penetration
>"I wiggled my butt in hip lap until I could feel him throbbing. Just like you are, now..."
>"I straddled him and teased his head with my wet lips. He was already panting and moaning like the virgin he was..."
>"And then, with one thrust, I fell onto him."
>"Kyah!"
>"Ah, hah..."
>"And when I pushed myself back up, his dick was all red from my virgin blood..."
>"Just like yours is..."

>> No.21064726

>>21064718
A bapho of your choosing

>> No.21064727

>>21064686
That girl's already got some killer legs.

>> No.21064737

>>21064723
the best.

>> No.21064741

>>21064705
I wish there were more Medusae stories.

>> No.21064760

>>21064726
Bapho-Sama

>> No.21064777

Imagine fucking a Bapho and her younger sister bapho. Except the older bapho is a loli and younger one has an onee-san body.

>> No.21064791

>>21064675
Marry Bapho
Fuck Manticore
Kiss P'orc
I'd marry/fuck both Bapho and Manticore, though P'orc aint really my kind of girl. She's cute though and deserves someone good to hug her all the time

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>>21064777
Little sister ain't so little

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Gifts!

>> No.21064804

>>21064777
>Baphos cast spells to give themselves mature bodies when they're young and in their rebellious stage

>> No.21064818

>>21064723
>>she keeps the NTR charade up all the way to penetration
Kill yourself.

>> No.21064820

>>21064800
What flavor is the cake?

>> No.21064828

>>21064820
Cake flavor

>> No.21064831

>>21064797
>>21064777
My kingdom for this.
Would love tundra or desert bapho sisters

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>>21064820
Cake flavor

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>>21064832

>> No.21064869

>>21064797
I want her to dominate my dick.

>>21064831
>brown bapho sisters.
>Elder one is a loli.
>Younger is a busty Onee-san looking girl.

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>>21064686

>> No.21064884

>>21064869
Which bapho is the loli and which is the onee-san between the desert and tundra baphos?

>> No.21064902

>>21064884
Desert Loli who wheres barely anything to cover her body and Tundra Onee-san that wheres her cute, but ill fitting snuggle scout clothes.

>> No.21064905

Gonna teach a monster girl how to play a miniature war game!
Gonna teach her to play for fun!

>> No.21064910

>>21064869
>>21064884
>>21064902
>Desert loli bapho who is a total lolibaba and only has bare cloths covering her immense hips
>Younger Onee-san bapho who's heavier clothing can only barely contain her breasts and she has ample thigh/skindentation going on

>> No.21064912

I need me a bapho waifu that calls me daddy during sex

>> No.21064925

>>21062551
this makes me moist

>> No.21064927

>>21064905
What would you prefer? a dumb wife who doesnt really understand wargaming and TTRPG, but haves fun no matter what or a wife who is super autistic about being the best and will 'punish' you when she loses or gets shit rolls?

>> No.21064929

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, make sure to keep an eye out for nature's great enemy.
The council of wurms, they wait and plan in the darkness of the world.

>> No.21064937

>>21064927
The former.
I can teach her how to play and remember the rules for her but the latter is not all that fun.

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>>21064929
>council of wurms
Are you saying that these cuties are planning to take over the world? They can't even tie a shoe let alone act like the bbeg

>> No.21064954

>>21064949
>They can't even tie a shoe l
well they do not have feet so that is actually understandable

>> No.21064956

>>21064912
I need me a non-loli monstergirl that calls me daddy during sex.

>> No.21064958

>>21064949
That's because they don't wear shoes.
Do not mistake simplicity for stupidity.

They wait and watch.

>> No.21064961

>>21064937
What kind of species do you want her to be.

>>21064912
>>21064956
I like the idea of my monster waifu calling me daddy during sex.

>> No.21064969

>>21064912
>>21064956
I need an adopted Demon daughteru that keeps calling me daddy during sex even after she's grown into an adult hourglass.

>> No.21064975

>>21064820
Imperialism

>> No.21064979

>>21064956
I bet cat-types and succubus-types would be the ones most likely to call their hubby "daddy" during sex.

>> No.21064982

>>21064961
Doesn't matter, dice say...Merrow
Interesting but I wouldn't mind gaming with a hat fish.

>> No.21064999

>>21064979
>your Cheshire gf starts calling you daddy during sex since she loves how flustered it makes you
>she eventually starts saying it subconsciously during sex, much to her embarrassment
>eventually it reaches a point where she can't get off without her calling you daddy and going on about how you need to "Pound you little girl's ass, nyaa~"

>> No.21065004

>>21064912
I don't like this

>> No.21065005

For anyone who missed the recent monster girl lewds the past day:
>>>/h/5296342
>>>/d/8456083
First is a troll lewd. Second is a p'orc lewd.

>> No.21065020

>>21064999
She'd try to embarrass me but it would be more snark than anything.
If the jinko did though....

>> No.21065027

>>21064800
I don’t see any harpies.

>> No.21065057

>>21064675
fuck baphomet
marry manticore
kiss porc

>> No.21065061

what monster can you imagine having the most pristine cunny

>> No.21065069

>>21065061
bapho

>> No.21065079

>>21064291
>thats the appeal though
If you have plebeian taste, maybe.

>> No.21065101

>>21065061
One's daughteru.

>> No.21065145

>>21065061
A dragon. My Dragon wife, to be exact.

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>>21065061
ghouls

>> No.21065181

>>21065079
what would be a good taste vampire fantasy then?

>> No.21065183

>>21065159
>Never Used

>> No.21065195
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>>21065181
vampires are okay when there's other characters that come with them

>> No.21065247

>>21065195
like a maid being your mistress with the vampire being okay with it?

>> No.21065255

>>21065195
Fucking based taste, anon.

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>>21065247
or when you're the maid and your boss's dog and vampire friendos jump your dick when the boss isn't looking

>> No.21065310

>>21065273
more riza pls

>> No.21065351
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>>21065310
Shame she's so often human. I suppose that's a more common werewolf iteration.

>> No.21065356

>>21065351
abs
b
s

>> No.21065357

if there's a monster girl version of alice from alice's journey in wonderland, can main characters from other legendary tales work as monster girls?

>dorothy from wizard of oz as a loli succubus with red shoes and a basket and is accompanied by a dumb scarecrow, a heartless automatin, and a scared manticore
>dante from divine comedy is a demon poet that adventures through demon realms who writes self-insert erotic fan-fictions about herself fucking a human man she's deeply interested in
>gilgamesh as a amazoness-like warrior queen who strives to live forever with her husband and is usually involved in a harem with her dorome friend

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>>21065310
>>21065351

>> No.21065368

>>21065359
>tfw no squishy paw werewolf gf

>> No.21065376
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>>21065356
I agree abs are top tier

>> No.21065383

>>21065359
>>21065368
I want to tickle a Yeti's paw beans during a hug

>> No.21065396

>>21065376
>kiiroi oni
yes

>> No.21065412

>>21065396
wait it's a cat

>> No.21065463
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>/fit/
>non virgin
>INTP
>likes cuddling
>nightowl/sleeping problems
>likes assertive females but not femdom

what monster girl is right for me?

>> No.21065468

>>21062626
God I want a cute snek

>> No.21065479

>>21065463
None

>> No.21065488

>>21065463
Think for yourself you lazy fuck. You've got all these things listed off but how well do you really know yourself?

>> No.21065492

>>21065463
Alp because you’re being a faggot.

>> No.21065504
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>>21065463
A normal human woman because you need us to tell you what to do.

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>>21065504
>>21065492
>>21065488
>>21065479
I'm sorry guys

>> No.21065519
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>>21065514
Well since you apologized, I would say apophis.

>> No.21065526

>>21065463
owl mage

>> No.21065588

Do harpy wings smell like shampoo after they shower? Oh man I would sniff the fuck out of them if that is the case.

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21065592

Magus_Anon baby, if you're there I just want you to know that we care about you. Please babe don't be one of those writers that just disappears. I always enjoyed your stories and I know others did as well. The only thing I want from you is to keep writing, alright? Can you do that for me, babe?

>> No.21065643

>>21065592
Stop trying to self-promote your stories you massive fag.

>> No.21065672

>>21065592
He's one of the better authors I've seen in awhile.

>> No.21065760
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21065760

Be mindful of Cheshire's feelings. Some can't take what they dish out and have trouble responding.

>> No.21065791
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>>21065588
Probably

>> No.21065826
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21065826

it is now vampire hours

>> No.21065847
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>>21065826
I think Vampire's SUCK.

Real slime girl hours who up.

>> No.21065861

>>21065826
zombies!

>> No.21065964
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21065964

Do you stand a chance against the Manticore boss?
Horrific sexual torture awaits you if you lose.

>> No.21065984
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21065984

>>21065964
No chance at all. She is gunna wring my dry for at least a week. Which is then followed by a week of aftercare and cuddlesex.

>> No.21065985

>>21065964
Can't we just hug for a really long time?

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>>21065964
>You have to lose to the dungeon boss to proceed with the game
fucking horrible game design, why would you make it so combat is ineffective on every boss? In fact I'm pretty sure I wasn't even doing damage. Her arousal gauge kept going up with every hit until she used her limit break.

>> No.21066047

>>21066025
I want to engage in an epic Fighter vs Mage battle. It will end with me victorious and the oasis we battled in destroyed, I will then take the final victory by claiming her lips in a fierce kiss and embracing her passionately.

>> No.21066074

>>21065964
I never even made it past the Holstaur farming community, it was pretty much an instant game over though a happy one.

>> No.21066086
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>>21065964
>Horrific sexual torture
That's an odd way of saying sexual paradise. I, for one, welcome my fate as her eternal cum pump.

>> No.21066111
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Bug Season

>> No.21066124
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>>21066111
Yes, but also plant season too.

>> No.21066133

>>21066111
>>21066124
It’s “me still staying inside as much as I ever was” season, that’s what.
Fall is the only good season.

>> No.21066149

>>21066133
Nah, its all about that summer
Get to stay indoors, avoid gym and still sweat some weight off

>> No.21066190
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>>21066111
>>21066133
There are some girls who'll invite themselves into your home

>> No.21066205

>>21065984
Manticore aftercare involves being the small spoon as she nibbles on your ear and gives you a slow gentle reach around tailjob.
It's not much of an aftercare really.

>> No.21066222

>>21066205
Oh well. That still sounds heavenly.

>> No.21066282

>>21066205
All that but you forget mane huffing

>> No.21066293

>>21066282
>loli manticores being enslaved and forced to allow their master to mane huff them without even getting to sting him once
Donate to Free the Manticubs today and help stop this abominable practice!

>> No.21066346

>>21065964
i'm gonna armor strip and lose on purpose

>> No.21066353

>>21066190
i don't like vampy but i'd still marry one because mge girl

>> No.21066355

>>21066282
What’s the point of winning when this is what you get after losing?

>> No.21066366

>>21066355
If you win you get prone anal with mane huffing while fingering her vagoo and tail.

>> No.21066372

>>21066366
That sounds infinitely worse than what you get for losing.

>> No.21066383

>>21065964
Sure. I have high grade gear and overleveled bullying minotaurs.

>> No.21066402
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21066402

The things I'd give to wake up to this.

>> No.21066443
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21066443

We need more chocolate and blueberry monster girls.

>> No.21066501
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>>21066443
here's a nerdberry

>> No.21066612
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>>21066353
>vampy

>> No.21066621

>>21066443
I agree, but not if all blueberry monster girls have melons that huge >>21066402

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>>21066621
Good news: blueberry now comes in Imagine™ size.

>> No.21066689

>>21066133
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was

>> No.21066756

>>21066402
Your soul is a pretty big thing to give, even in trade. Be careful.

>> No.21066773

>>21066756
nah, it's fine

>> No.21066844
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Face it anon, no monster girl would ever want to be with you. They rather be with CHAD.

>> No.21066861

>>21066844
How am I not a chad? I'm fit as fuck and animals love me.

>> No.21066910
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>> No.21066928

>>21066910
I want this fox to give me naizuri.

>> No.21066989

riding a big mershark across the sea to Kraken Island and steal the hidden treasure of the kakuen overlords. whatever that is.

>> No.21067012
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I bet Runya Runya's hair always smells like vanilla!

>> No.21067056

Me hungry when we break for lunch?

>> No.21067073

Automatons would be fans of optimus prime

>> No.21067078

>>21067056
I'm too fat, I must continue lifting weights.

>> No.21067096

>>21067073
My Automaton wants to play Motorball.

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>> No.21067219

>>21064124
Post whatever you feel like unless it's against board rules. People here are such shit eaters you're better off doing the opposite of what they like most of the time.
t. someone who's been lurking for 3 years

>> No.21067266

>>21067219
>replying to a deleted 17 hour old post
>to defend a /d/tard faggot
Nice samefag.

>> No.21067278
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21067278

Hey anon, wanna steal the Rheingold with me?

>> No.21067336

>>21066756
I doubt his soul is even worth that much.

>> No.21067341

>>21066844
I already know that, anon. You don't need to remind me.

>> No.21067346

>>21067336
Everything is worth what its purchases will pay for it.

>> No.21067347

>>21066844
I know.

>> No.21067362

>>21067278
an armored brown elf? how rare sight.

>> No.21067368

>>21067362
Psst, anon. Look at her wings.

>> No.21067416
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21067416

Got a new wife picture

>> No.21067429

>>21067416
I see your wife has good taste in hairstyles

>> No.21067460

>>21067416
It's nice to see how many cute waifu pictures you're getting.

>> No.21067461

>>21067416
I feel I've seen that custome somewhere

>> No.21067473

>>21067416
Very cute!

>> No.21067476

>>21067461
My wife is not a half lich and does not grant wishes
.>>21067460
I want more, but I gotta pay some medical bills, so I should be getting more near the end of the month.

>> No.21067502

>>21067416
>The snake motif
I bet the apophises are behind this

>> No.21067570

>>21067416

That's from Shantae, isn't it?

>> No.21067587

Small snake wife acting seductive!

>> No.21067616
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>>21067587
How small?

>> No.21067622

>>21067616
Snake loli!
When she wraps him up is only his legs!

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>>21067622

>> No.21067641

>>21067630
>Pocket wife, the bride for traveling

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>>21067641

>> No.21067644
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21067644

Alright time to settle this. Are you a cat person or a dog person?

>> No.21067648

>>21067644
>Wanna smash
>Onions Boi
Who would pick THAT dog

>> No.21067651

>>21067644
Cats

>> No.21067654
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>>21067648
Probably people who like faggot cats

>> No.21067667

>>21066844
GTFO cuck

>> No.21067686

>>21067644
Neither. My wife is a dog person though.

>> No.21067695

>>21067644
Both.

>> No.21067708

>>21067644
Is that a Chesire cosplaying as Kagerou?

>> No.21067741

>>21067644
I'm a cat person, but both of those are fine.

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>>21067644
Awoos are objectively the best

>> No.21067772

>>21067644
Dog all the fucking way.

>> No.21067779

>>21067644
I'm a cat guy but~ the dog actually has a chest, and long hair. Hmm.

>> No.21067792

>>21067768
Anon is correct.
>best mofu - Canidea
>best personality - Canidea
>best Girls - Canidea
>most loyal - Canidea

>> No.21067809

>>21067644
I like both, but I tend to lean towards cats due to personal experience with some I've had in the past.
>woke me up in time to prevent an electrical fire
>liked to sleep on my head after I took a shower
>liked to play fetch
>howled for me whenever I left, even if it was to use the bathroom
>stayed glued to my side in the months after my mom passed away

It still hurts not having her here sometimes.

>> No.21067837

What's her song?

>> No.21067871

>>21067837
KIMI TO

>> No.21067876

>>21067809
Are you sure you’re not describing a dog? That’s one helluva feline.

>> No.21067898

Should mge have an OVA?

>> No.21067911

>>21067871
NATSU NO OWARI

>> No.21067918

>>21067898
Isn't there already a hentai called "Rape" or some such? I remember TRSI trying to sell is in their catalogs back in the day.

>> No.21067919

>>21067911
Not what I was thinking but sure

>> No.21067930

>>21067898
Only problem with that is that I fear it'd focus on the most generic girls possible like the basic Lamia and Succubus.
>>21067918
There's one called "Please rape me" which fits.

>> No.21067992

>>21067930
I'd still gladly take a lamia or succubus-focused hentai. Most MGE girls wouldn't be all that much different during the sex itself save for attitude, anyway.

>> No.21067996

>>21067930
And why shouldn't they?

>> No.21068022

>>21067644
Awoos forever.

>> No.21068028

>>21067871
Is she a vampire?

>> No.21068046

>>21067837
https://youtu.be/G4Ohsyp4AAY

>> No.21068048

>>21068028
No, just a weeb
Curry forever

>> No.21068059

>>21068046
I like My Selene better

>> No.21068071
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21068071

Would you eat your waifu's ass?

>> No.21068075
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>>21067644
The caninae loyalty cannot be defeated by just a horny cat

>> No.21068088

>>21068071
No, fuck off.

>> No.21068096

>>21067876
Not him, but that’s almost exactly how my cat acts. Except he doesn’t howl so much as he shoves his paws under the bathroom door.
You guys need to get better cats, this “lol so aloof” meme crumbles in an instant with some of em.

>> No.21068099

>>21068075
But the horny one is the dog

>> No.21068103

>>21068075
>The caninae
This misspelling bugs me much more than normal for some reason. I kinda want you to be raped by a Canidae.

>> No.21068125

>>21067416
Your wife is dead1

>> No.21068146

>>21067837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adReXB3M9WE

>> No.21068156
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>>21068103
Careful, canids as opposed to canines includes a whole lot more than just dogs and wolfus.

>> No.21068166

>>21068156
I know. I wanted to give him more choices. From mofu fox to hellhound.

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>>21068166
Ah, I see. I think hellhounds would fall under canines anyway.
But I think relatively few people know that, say, Tanuki (raccoon dogs) fall under canids as well.

>> No.21068198

>someone made a comic dub of layers of white
I'm scared to watch

>> No.21068218

>>21067930
I’d love a vanilla lamia piece.

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>>21067837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEllHMWkXEU

Redcap core music

>> No.21068226
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How much 'machine' do you like on your robutts?

>> No.21068237

>>21068226
They still have hair and a mouth.

>> No.21068245

>>21068196
Well yes Hellhounds a very clearly supposed to be dogs (from hell) so canines, but i used Canidea to allow Vulpinis, Urocyons and Caninis to be picked. If you can connect an MG to one of those groups then he can pick them.
Also nice doggo.

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>>21068226
Face can be a bit simple but like >>21068237 they still have to have a mouth and hair. But what I really want is a former bbeg robutt that is almost always embarrassed about having to act the part of the housewife

>> No.21068284

>>21068226
Shink level is good, so doll joints and some obvious hard bits like panels and screwholes

>> No.21068314

Speaking about robutts,what do they eat? from where do they get the extra material to make daugheru unit?

>> No.21068338

>>21068314
What robot? Are you talking about an Automaton? If you are, they eat spirit energy and the can't reproduce or be built at all. There is a finite number of them at this point. If you mean some other setting or literally any and all settings, your question is to vague to answer.

>> No.21068340

>>21068314
You're going to have to narrow things down a bit there, like what setting for instance.

MGE automatons for one don't seem able to reproduce conventionally, at least yet. As for eating, they can run off of mana but I'd wager can mimic eating other things.

>> No.21068359

>>21068340
>MGE automatons for one don't seem able to reproduce conventionally

>After collecting a certain amount of mana from their hubby, they manufacture a magically imbued, robotic, body part
>After several years of this, you two have enough parts to build another automaton
Until we get confirmation, this is my headcanon for how automatons are reproduced.

>> No.21068367

>>21067871
Is that a motherfucking Shaman King reference?

>> No.21068369

>>21068125
Drop dead gorgeous!

>> No.21068378

>>21068359
You can have your head canon but he has already said they they can't be built at all. They are from an advanced civilization from before the chief god chained humans and created the war between monsters and human. They are so far beyond current tech that Gremilins are still trying to figure out how to do it.

>> No.21068390

>>21068378
What happened to the dwermer?

>> No.21068392

>>21068378
To be clearer, he also said that progress is being made and eventually new automatons will be able to be built.

>> No.21068432

>>21068367
>a
No, try Carnival Phantasm

>> No.21068449

>>21064244
Homely vampire gf,i am allergic to big homes like a castle

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>> No.21068529

>>21068511
Thanks but that won't be necessary

>> No.21068542

>>21068511
>somebody has targeted my lord's virginity so i recommend giving it to me for protection

>> No.21068549

>>21068542
Cue big anime fight between an Ochi and a Kunoichi.

Ochi has enormous tiddies and the Kunoichi is equipped for full assassination.

>> No.21068599

What's marriage with an automaton like?

>> No.21068600

>>21068511
I would rather have a low level undead like a Skeleton and become her protector.

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>>21068599
Forgot image.

>> No.21068622

>>21068599
No different than any other monster girl. You live happily together, live fulfilling lives, have lots of sex, she takes on whatever fetish you desire, whatever appearance you desire, and so forth. The only difference is, when that fateful day comes, when you die; she won't die. She'll see you off peacefully, say her last goodbye, and enact a code black: permanent shutdown procedure, so that her soul can join you in the afterlife.

>> No.21068643

>>21067837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4urOji0m7I8

>> No.21068645

>>21068622
Suicide pact with your MG mate on your final days yes or not? say like,both husband and vampire wife being poofed by the sun

>> No.21068665

>>21068602
>>21068602
So many things I told myself to read from that artist that I didnt

>> No.21068672

>>21068622
Are you s mermaid ?

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>>21068665
Some pretty fucked stuff in there anon. I hope your waifu isn't a mermaid.

>> No.21068698

>>21068645
I always say no to suicide, but if one monster girl it should be viable with is a sandworm. If she goes before you do, and she's burrowed deep in the ground, you're absolutely fucked.

>> No.21068704

>>21068687
This made me mad regardless with everyone being so stupid.

>> No.21068720

>>21068698
I say no to suicide everyday

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>>21068720
She's waiting anon.

>> No.21068735

>>21068622
If your wife is immortal in MGE, like all undead are, you also become immortal.

>> No.21068780

>>21068733
Not today

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>>21068780
There's always tomorrow I guess.

>> No.21068798

>>21068511
Hot, but I don't like that skeleton arm design. I am a bit uncertain about skeleton arms like that in general.

>> No.21068804
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21068804

How do you feel about Draphs anons?

>> No.21068806

>>21068804
Horny

>> No.21068807

>>21068804
Gonna impregnate the lot of them.

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>>21068807
Thats gunna take a lot of sex.

>> No.21068816

>>21068813
It'll be worth it to get them all pregnant

>> No.21068817

>>21068733
Too inconvenient.

>> No.21068827

>>21068804
I like them

>> No.21068837

>>21068816
on the same day or would you spread it out. I don't think have that much titty meat could be supported by a bed.

>> No.21068840

>>21068804
>>21068813
Good, but they could be shorter.
125 cm average would be great.

>> No.21068843

>>21068837
I would physically have to do it over a period of time.
Maybe 2 or 3 a day.

>> No.21068845

>>21068088
Fuck off-kun confirmed for faggot.

>> No.21068859

>>21068813
Hey, if you're not the right man for job at the beginning, you will be by the end.

>> No.21068872

>>21068840
Yeah that would be perfect for them to be level with the dick.

>>21068843
is that so you can creampie a single draph multiple times?

>>21068859
True.

>> No.21068876

Can shortstacks be bullies?

>> No.21068879

>>21068872
Yup, gotta make sure it takes.

>>21068876
if they try hard enough

>> No.21068881

>>21068804
>>21068813
Sturm and Anila are the best, fire cuties can't be beat.

>> No.21068883

>>21068879
Good, I will be bullied by Gyaru and Goth shorstacks.

>> No.21068888

>>21068813
I want to impregnate everything in this picture

>> No.21068889

>>21068876
Of course. They may be tiny and soft, but that just hides their massive strength.

>>21068879
>Yup, gotta make sure it takes.
Good man.

>>21068881
Agree fully. Although drawing Anila and Grea in the same draw recently might make me biased.

>> No.21068905

>>21062336
Best post in this thread, based AND redpilled

>> No.21068906

>>21068889
Grea is cute.

>> No.21068916

>>21068845
>everyone that uses a common term is one person
>responding to a post made three hours ago so you can get into a internet argument
Based retard

>> No.21068926

>>21064461
>>21064403
Cringe

>> No.21068931

>>21068889
>spoiler
Take good care of them, had them for a while and they're amazing. Grea's no doraf but she's still a great girl.

>> No.21068935

>>21068876
Shortstack dark elf mistresses!

>> No.21068943

>>21064163
>Can't feel threatened by the waifus
If you're a fucking shit taste pansy

>> No.21068944

>>21068931
>had them for a while
did you lose them or just stopped playing?

>> No.21068952
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21068952

You have earned the ire of the Bunyip clan

>> No.21068958

>>21068944
Accidentally a word there, meant I've had them for a while. Started playing again recently thanks to the anniversary and fallen right back into magna II hell.

>> No.21068966

>>21064662
>>21064291
Fuck off
>>21064306
> I'd rather not deal with a woman that treats me like shit
Fuck off too

>> No.21068971

>>21068952
whats she gonna do, throw vb bottles at me?

>> No.21068978
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friendly reminder MG want your baby juice INSIDE them and nowhere else

>> No.21068984

>>21068845
>>21068926
>>21068966
>>21068978
Samefag.

>> No.21068987

>>21064291
Based

>> No.21068990

>>21068971
Bar fights with Bunyips and other monsters would certainly be interesting

>> No.21068994

>>21068952
thats exactly what i want!

but what did i do and whats gonna happen to me?

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>>21068990
>tfw will never pick a bar fight with the biggest oni in the room

>> No.21069002

>>21068994
You missed her love letters, she finally worked up enough courage to mail them!

>> No.21069012

>>21068998
>You will never be the prize in a bar fight

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>>21068984

>> No.21069031
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>>21069012
so kinda like pic related except squished between them and winner takes you home?

>> No.21069039

>>21069002
this ends in rape,right?

>> No.21069044

>>21068196
Canids have anubis so they're the clearly superior group, loli scheduledog pussy is the best. I guess hellhounds are pretty good too.

>> No.21069057
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>>21069039
Lots of rape

>> No.21069074

>>21065463
>likes assertive females but not femdom
Disgusting

>> No.21069088

>>21069057
i welcome it with open arms

>> No.21069113

>>21069031
More like a ladder match.

>> No.21069114

>>21067648
>he doesn't want a overactive bully doggirl
The absolute state of retardation

>> No.21069130

>>21068978
Alexstrasza is barren you fucking faggot.

>> No.21069131
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>>21068998
>you will never challenge an oni despite never having even thrown a punch in your life.
LET ME AT HER. LET ME AT HER!

>> No.21069137

>>21069057
can i have no rape plz

>> No.21069140
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21069140

>Tfw no dragon gf

>> No.21069144

>>21069031
disgusting

>> No.21069147

>>21062336
best setting.

>> No.21069148

>>21069031
God I want to make sweet, tender love to Hitome.

>> No.21069149
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>>21069131
u gon get bashed

>> No.21069153

>>21069074
Aggressive females are for showing their place, women belong under cock by nature.

>> No.21069155

>>21069144
faggot

>> No.21069158

God damn I love gigantic breasts.

>> No.21069159

>>21069153
This, femdom a shit

>> No.21069162

>>21069030
>Ten minutes to use ms paint

>> No.21069164

>>21069140
>western deviantart trash with obese manfaced women
Nice post, faggot.

>> No.21069169

>>21069155
fatfag

>> No.21069170

>>21069153
>>21069159
>t.homosexuals

>> No.21069171
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21069171

>>21068998
>>21069131
I am gonna lead a band of human warriors and hunt an Oni! And fail miserably

>> No.21069176

>>21069169
alp

>> No.21069180

>>21069159
>>21069153
Whatever you say neckbeards
Men with great taste know femdom is objectively the best

>> No.21069183

>>21069176
>if you don't like fat fucks then you don't like women
this is why people hate your kind

>> No.21069185

>>21069162
It's pretty obvious that guy is the autistic retard from cripplechan again, you know what to do about his shitposts. And judging by the last time he was shitting up the thread, the mods know what to do about his shitposts too.

>> No.21069194

>>21069180
Femdom is for wusses. Real men dominate their women. Gotta put them in ththeththeiththeththeir place.

>> No.21069196

>>21062766
Honestly you could just ask one of us or anybody else who commissions a lot of art to recommend some artists to commission.

>> No.21069200

>>21069171
i want Yuugi sama to beat me up!

>> No.21069202

>>21069183
fuck off homosexual

>> No.21069203

>>21069162
>living your life to spam f5 on 4chan all day instead of doing something else and seeing a faggot reply to respond to with a tool that took 1 second

>> No.21069204

>>21069194
>ththeththeiththeththeir

>> No.21069207
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>>21069200
You gotta deflect her blows! Watch your posture.

>> No.21069209

>>21069200
I bet buff girls are confused by requests like this

>You want me to headlock you? Huh, you're pretty weird Anon.

>> No.21069212

>>21069202
fuck off lardhumper

>> No.21069217

>>21069209
At least both parts can go all out in a fist fight after incubization

>> No.21069228

>>21069207
i feel like one is better of dodging rather than deflecting her blows, given what she is

>> No.21069232

>>21069203
Seething shitposter.

>> No.21069233

>>21069228
True, I guess Tengu girls and Kunoichi are for deflecting

>> No.21069236

>>21069212
fuck off pedophile

>> No.21069238

How long could you realistically leave the world behind and just spend in a lamia’s coils? A few hours? The whole day?

>> No.21069240

>>21069232
don't be so mad that you're equal to that dumbass who responds to getting his samefag post raped with "muh inspect element".

>> No.21069243

>>21069238
4 ever

>> No.21069246
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>>21069207
How to beat oni 101
>Bake her a cake
>load it with elephant tranquilizers and military grade nightquil
>Boom, instant oni roofies.

>> No.21069250

>>21069236
I love huge breasts but I loathe any stomach fat

>> No.21069253
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>>21069238
I don't need to leave.

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>>21069246
or hire a shrine maiden

>> No.21069256

>>21069246
After you drug her up, you gotta make sure you rape her right there on the spot.

>> No.21069260

>>21069246
>she falls over and passes out on top of you

>> No.21069270

>>21069260
This is fine.

>> No.21069272

>>21069240
Imagine being a shitposter so autistc and retarded that you get banned even from /monster/.

>> No.21069278

>>21069272
never been

>> No.21069280
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21069280

Repent for your crimes of shitposting and post a monster girl.

>> No.21069286

>>21069280
https://i.imgur.com/D0mbv4h.jpg

>> No.21069301

>>21069253
>>21069243
Can she at least get food for both of us?

>> No.21069314

>>21069207
>deflect oni's attack, breaking her stance
>you see a red light glowing over her womb
Now's your chance. Deal the deathblow.

>> No.21069320

>>21069286
Redamz is a jew, and his game will never get finished, because if it did, he'd stop making patreon neetbux.

>> No.21069327

>>21069278
>never been
Oh yes, much like the sudden burst of posts responding to things far back in the thread in your usual braindead manner weren't you and you didn't just draw a box in mspaint over the (You)s in your screenshot.
And much like you've never been banned on 4chan, even though you mysteriously stop spewing dogshit for several days when a mod deletes all your posts.
And much like you've never previously complained about getting kicked out of cripplechan because even they had enough of your shit.

Wow, it's almost like everything you say is meaningless bullshit from a raving lunatic with terminal autism.

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>>21069238
Once you level up to incubus it could probably be really long.

>> No.21069340

>>21069314
That's when the second phase begins

>> No.21069363

>>21069327
No box was drawn, you were actually just spamming reply to a variety of posts and calling samefag in the usual manner that a retard would. I have however been banned on 4chan once before a few months ago but i honestly doubt you could even guess why. And i can't have complained about being kicked out of somewhere i've never been. This was so weak that you couldn't even make my sphincter tighten and it released a turd into the bowl without fail.

>> No.21069385

>>21069327
I think you're confusing him for me

>> No.21069405

>>21069385
i think he's very confused in general

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>>21069280
My wife, Medusa!

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>>21069280

>> No.21069481

I love slimes but they don't have warm snuggles

>> No.21069489

>>21069481
There's probably some chemicals for that.

>> No.21069507

>>21069481
just have hang by a kerosene heater than hop inside her for cozy warm jello

>> No.21069517

>>21069481
It's not really as straightforward but it's possible. All kinds of creative solutions are out there.

>> No.21069560

>>21069481
you know how when you're in the pool for a while and it feels nice and warm but freezing when you get out? imagine being enveloped by your slimewife and it's nothing but warm.

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>> No.21069607

>>21069481
Slimes generally retain a constant temperature of 90°F. It varies species to species of course.

Red slimes and shoggoths tend to be warmer, averaging at 100°F.
Dark slimes, bubble slimes, and sea slimes are average.
While nureonagos and regular slimes are cooler, at around 85°F.

>> No.21069608

>>21069481
Slimes might be able to produce heat. Little is known about how their body temperature works.
>>21069517
>all kinds of solutions
Nice
>>21069570
I'd gladly try her jelly. She looks delicious.

>> No.21069612

>>21069607
It should be noted that if a sea slime is pulled from the sea and dwells on land, her temperature will average at about 115°F, technically making her the hottest of all slimes.

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>>21069481
As someone in Florida, I'd more then welcome "cool" cuddles.

>> No.21069658

>>21069645
Slimes are certainly the most refreshing monstergirl. I want to give one a ride on my shoulders during a hot day.

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21069709

Does she specialize in selling ice and ice accessories?

>> No.21069739

>>21069320
That much is true, since assuming that each paetron is handing him at least one dollar and assuming the worst of paetron's fees (For some creators, it goes up towards 15%) he is making $5,205.40 USD each month. OF course if every paetron was handing him twenty dollars (doubtful) then at max, even with the 15% worst fee, he could be making up towards $104,148 USD, which is more then what an electrical engineer makes in a year $99,580.

>> No.21069748

>>21069739
Yeah I was the one who did the big autistic post on /mggg/ a week-ish(?) ago, i doubt he'll want to get off of his money making machine anytime soon.

>> No.21069781

>>21069739
Besides Gremlins and Hakus what other species would be in engineering? Gremlins are far too rambunctious and/or extroverted for most of us.

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>>21069781
Crow tengus are really smart they probably enjoy math

>> No.21069801

>>21069781
Then again, the Sabbath outright have engineers working for them, which is to say over-glorified craftsmen.

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>>21069801
It's magical engineering.
Also Anubis are probably big on architectural engineering.

>> No.21069812

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to calm your kikis.
Stalker 2 kids.

>> No.21069817

>>21069808
>big on architectural engineering
I bet all she does is make pyramids all day and call all the construction workers slaves

>> No.21069849

>>21064576
>probably not good here
((probably))

>> No.21069860

>>21069608
>I'd gladly try her jelly. She looks delicious.
I wonder what it tastes like?

>> No.21069866

Fiance finished a new Flow Kelp sketch. Gotta link it because blue board.
https://imgur.com/DSKJzUx
As far as I know she is also open for commissions since school is ending.

>> No.21069915

>>21069866
damn your art is good! wish I had the motivation to practice more. I'm really bad. after working out and doing homework I've expended like all my energy

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>> No.21069935

>>21069915
Ah that's not me man, my fiance did that. She's incredibly talented and I'm always proud of what she does. Her doing monster girl sketches is an in-joke because I broke the ice with her by asking for a flow kelp commission.

>> No.21069945

>>21069935
shit I didn't read that post correctly I'm an idiot lol. sounds like a pretty based fiance though

>> No.21069946

>>21069849
Indeed

>> No.21069948

>>21069945
Eyyy that's why she's my fiance. Crazy gal who wishes she was a catgirl.

>> No.21069955

>>21069919
Bunchip

>> No.21069961

>>21069948
my ex used to be into that whole maid costume thing. to bad she was manically depressed and I had to break things off

>> No.21069966

>>21069709
>when your Ice Queen boss is literally an Ice Queen
Is her daughter glacies single

>> No.21069968

>>21069961
That's unfortunate anon, I wish you the best of luck in pursuit of a waifu or decent 3D.

>> No.21069972

>>21069808
I want to see a ryu running an office/business
Sure they're business-savvy no?

>> No.21069993

>>21069849
Reminds me of some porn I read not too long ago where the MC got isekai'd and ten yen was worth several gold coins. The MC alternated between making girls heart pupil with his dick and his wallet.

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>>21069972
collect the dragon balls

>> No.21070002

>>21069919
How does she fit those big meaty paws in that bag?

>> No.21070010

>>21069999
>>21070002
I want to touch and feel up her big meaty hands

>> No.21070015

>>21069966
>dating the petite Glacies daughter of your Tsurara boss
Bold move for someone in icicle spear range

>> No.21070043

>>21069993
What is yen made out of anyways? Anyways, anyone who brings a sodacan or a smartphone would become overnight rich.

>> No.21070045

>>21069860
I'm getting a Lemon-lime vibe from that particular cutie. Like a limeade that's not too sweet or sour. She would be a smart Slime because green is the color of intelligence.

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>>21069968
thanks anon. currently perusing fitness goals and learning to draw. I want to be able to draw cute monster girl comics

>> No.21070059

>>21070055
Godspeed man. I just keep trying to improve my writing. Working on a skinwalker nightmare waifu which unfortunately doesn't really fit the thread but still. Always good to have a passion.

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There we go, quick edit to censor so I can post it. Full image here https://imgur.com/DSKJzUx
If anyone wants a commission just tell me and I can see what she says!

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>>21069866
Awesome work, if they want to draw more of her then I'll note that KC has confirmed flow kelps lack arms and hands (though its still unclear to me at precisely what point her humanoid shoulder/possible upper arm changes to kelp fronds).

>> No.21070081

>>21070076
wait so you'd do the com with that guy?
i'd always be down for some glacies

>> No.21070085

>>21070077
Thanks for the info. She's going to complain about her design again I'm sure but that's just because she finds them difficult to draw correctly due to the kelp.

>> No.21070091

>>21070081
Yeah, she doesn't quite think she's good enough for anyone to ask for a commission. So if you're interested I can tell her!

>> No.21070111 [DELETED] 

>>21070091
What she charge?

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>>21070085
If it helps, the below is more or less what KC said:

>Flow kelps lack arms and hands but can manipulate their leaves with finger-like dexterity.

Some of KC's designs can be a bit frustrating to figure out, especially with his love for giving them clothing that looks like part of their body, or making parts of their body look like clothing. The patreon/enty making of articles tend to clarify things, but they don't exist for all the girls.

And of course, for most of the girls we don't know just what they would look like from angles other than what they are drawn with. It'd be nice if we had this KC succubus diagram for more of them.

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>>21070077
Looking at the small bit of green near her neck it looks like that it starts to form into the kelp directly at the shoulder. Though with his skeleton design there could be a bit of arm underneath it that then turns into the kelp. Knowing KC though how this is interpreted would be up to how the viewer wants it to be like.

>> No.21070134

>>21070111
20 for a bust sketch, flat color bust sketch like the flow kelp I posted 25. For a full on body commission and detail 100.

>> No.21070137

>>21070114
Jesus christ those hips are meant for grabbing and breeding.

>> No.21070166

>>21070117
Seems likely, with the really thick and dark green leaf on each side representing her main "arm" from which two other leaves split and form a sort of three fingered "hand." The other fronds all seeming to grow out from her collar, abdomen, back and legs.

>> No.21070184

zombie werecats

>> No.21070221

>>21070114
>>Flow kelp lack arms and hands but can manipulate their leaves with finger-lick dexterity
could it be possible to play catch with a flow kelp? Or would the ball just pass through he leaves bonking her on the head?

>> No.21070273

>>21070184
Pet Sematary?

>> No.21070293

>>21070273
Either that, or a stuffed animal pounded flat as a pancake that has gotten some surprising uses over the years like a christmas ornament or a thanksgiving centerpiece.

>> No.21070298

>>21070293
>surprising uses over the years
Ohh mmy.

>> No.21070310

>>21070002
How do you fit your big meaty hands in a Pringle’s can?

>> No.21070317

>>21069955
or chipyip

>> No.21070320

>>21070310
I don't I pour the chips into a bowl

>> No.21070321

>>21070310
>>21070273
BEGONE BRAND

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>>21070310

>> No.21070342

>>21070273
i'm going to bury my dead cat in an ancient burial ground and see if it comes back the next day on my front door step as a bitch faced undead were-cat!

>> No.21070346

>>21070342
It's been done before, what you're thinking of.

>> No.21070380

>>21070273
Sure hope an undead redcap doesn't slash my achilles with demon silver and have their way with me.

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>>21070346
i bet there was a huge army of hungry zombie animals before. and the strongest ones are usually the heck pooches

>> No.21070400

>>21070385
What a patriotic hellhound. [This is where I’d put a half staff joke if I could come up with one.]

>> No.21070409

Which monsters make for the best eye bleach? I saw a picture of a horse leg with the hoof fallen off. I really want to un-see it.

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>>21070409
Good grief!

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>>21070409
Why not have a talk with your neighborhood centaur? I'm sure she'd love to hear about it

>> No.21070468

Magus_Anon, please do a yandere story.

>> No.21070472

>>21065643
ok retard

>> No.21070511

>>21070045
I was thinking apple myself but that's also good. Relaxing with a slime girl at a hot spring or sauna while being partially immersed in her body sounds pretty relaxing.

>> No.21070523
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21070523

Commission done! Had Ky draw Victoria and Selene chatting while drinking. Beast threw in a fair share of money for it as well.

>> No.21070528

>>2107051
Relaxing inside your slime girl would be amazingly comfy

>> No.21070529

>>21070523
What a silly thing to do. What are they talking about?

>> No.21070532 [SPOILER] 
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>>21070529

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>>21070523
I bet Viccy is roasting Selene for not having a hat

>> No.21070552

>>21070528
I managed to drop a digit in replying to >>21070511

>> No.21070615
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Snek

>> No.21070616
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>>21070615
I want a snek waifu with a lisp

>> No.21070618

>>21070616
>>21070615
Spring comes, the land thaws and sneks come out looking for eggs and mates.

>> No.21070619

>>21070616
Sneks stretching their Ss is great.

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>>21070615
>>21070616
Would all sneks technically be considered thicc?

>> No.21070649

>>21070637
Snek is meaty, snek is heavy.

>> No.21070654

Remember to impregnate your tomboy monster girl childhood friend as a prank.
There is nothing better than a good prank to solidify a friendship.

>> No.21070683

>>21070654
>tomboy
Bitch better have long hair and not a flat chest, or she can forget getting any action.

>> No.21070693

>>21070683
I'll take her if you don't.

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>>21070654
Do monster tomboys lose as often as regular tomboys?

>> No.21070697
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>>21070693
I don't care about men who go after inferior women. I got my eyes on the prize.

>> No.21070706

>>21070649
I want a massive meaty boa lamia to voraciously devour my penis

>> No.21070707

>>21070697
I personally don't consider waifus that are canonically in a relationship, but go ahead a cuck a fictional character I guess.

>> No.21070716

>>21068804
Horny

>> No.21070719

>>21070694
No, because they are assertive and still secure in their status as a woman. Plus, the added strength makes it easier for them to rape.

>> No.21070723
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>>21070649
E X T R A T H I C C

>> No.21070745

>>21070719
Smol.

>> No.21070748

>>21070745
meant for >>21070716

>> No.21070757

>>21070723
>Giantess shit
fuck off

>> No.21070769

>>21070694
A monster tomboy may be a bit repressed and pure but they definitely won't let the slutty gyaru take away her man, even if it means she has to let him smell her spats.

>> No.21070774

>>21070757
Maybe it's just a tiny mushroom.

>> No.21070778

>>21070757
Can't she just be really small? I guess every fairy is into giant faggotry.

>> No.21070788

>>21070769
Could anyone stand against the power of a gyaru monster?

>> No.21070795

>>21070788
The power of love is stronger than the power of gyaru monsters.
The only thing stronger than love is love for gyaru monsters.

>> No.21070797

>>21070795
What about the love of gyaru monsters?

>> No.21070802

>>21070748
I think you meant >>21068804

>> No.21070810

>>21070797
In the words of a gyaru Jubjub herself: "I love you, like, really big! Really really big! Like, biggest than the sun!"

>> No.21070885

Dead threads are no good, dead dragons on the other hand...

>> No.21070890
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>>21070885
Would thou rekindle the flame?

>> No.21070916

>>21070890
Of course. Dragon zombies are for making like they feel alive again. Make her soul burn with vitality.

>> No.21070977

>>21070523
Lilims need to drink responsibly. They are part of the divine royal family after all!

>> No.21070991

>>21070977
I bet a
Another bottle in and it'll be like revy and eda

>> No.21070992
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>>21070885
Cool AND soft.
The perfect MG for warm climes.

>> No.21070997

>>21070991
>So did you fuck Anon while you were in Zipangu?
>None of your goddamn business!

>> No.21071015

>>21070992
Is there a comfier morning than a lazy Sunday morning on a warm spring cuddling with your meaty dragon zombie?
I don't think so.

>> No.21071120

>>21071015
laying in a shog hammock on a windy day

>> No.21071124

>Long, thick, lamia tongue coiling around your dick as she coils around you

>> No.21071147

>>21071015
A chilly winter morning cuddling with meaty paw zombie yeti who wants her warmth back

>> No.21071162

>>21071124
One of the CGs in MGQ is exactly that. Pretty sure I fapped to it the most.

>> No.21071175

>>21071015
Lazy sunday morning with a live dragon!

>> No.21071213
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21071213

>>21071120
Anything a Shog makes is always peak comfort.

>> No.21071237

>https://www49.atwiki.jp/aniwotawiki/sp/pages/34574.html

Well there's a Japanese wiki for MGE, and the last article is about sleepiest bapho. If it's accurate, she's got some depression going on. Enough to make her reject a confession and direct a suitor to a witch.

Not simply trying to see what he does, she's the one who thinks she's unworthy.

>> No.21071258

>>21071213
The sounds of shog

>> No.21071261

>>21071237
Baphos are known for their immense magical power. Runya-runya can't use it without falling asleep is a big problem for her.

>> No.21071264
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>>21071237
i didn't ask for this

>> No.21071274

>>21071237
Too bad!
I reject her redirection!

>> No.21071278

>>21071237
That's so sad. It's probably because Runya Runya can't use magic, so her confidence is broken. Baphomets are supposed to be one of the most powerful races, so she probably feels like a worthless failure. If I could, I would make her feel like the most valued, important bapho of them all. I'd give her plenty of love, attention, and care.

>Google translates her name to Lunja, Lunya, or Luna
I'm guessing her name is supposed to be a play on the moon's alternate name Luna? I guess that makes sense since she's always sleepy.

>> No.21071314

>>21071258
>All my favorite songs covered by my waifu
This is heaven.

>> No.21071345

Remember that those who live in the wood should leave small beds for wandering fairies.

>> No.21071356

>>21071237
Seems like its just the one article, but Runya really does need someone to love her.

>> No.21071402

>>21071258
>>21071314
But can she do Hydroponic Garden by Carbon Based Lifeforms?

>> No.21071434

Reminder to tell your monster girl waifu that you love her.

>> No.21071449

>>21071434
You'd think that the whole Dragonheart thing would mean she'd know how I feel.

>> No.21071508

>>21071434
Always would for both of them.

>> No.21071509

We bottom of page 10
Anything you want to get off your chest?

>> No.21071517
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>>21071509
I like kinky things that the thread doesn't approve of.

>> No.21071526

>>21071509
Pretty much >>21071517

>> No.21071533
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>>21071517
i know that feel

>> No.21071540

>>21071509
I've grown to like the OC lilims.

>> No.21071541

>>21071533
I remember this necromancer.

>> No.21071544

>>21071509
Squidward I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet

>> No.21071556
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21071556

>>21070637
Yes, but there is still variation in their thiccness. For example, lean hog nose and garden types vs super soft boas.

>> No.21071567

>>21070890
What happens if you touch between the two bones on a skeletal monsters arms or legs?

>> No.21071571

>>21071567
They tell you they like it when you're inside them.

>> No.21071576

>>21071509
Obvious one I guess is the same as >>21071517
On a more positive and less degenerate note, I'm really happy with the state of monster girl design and how different it is to the threads from 2-3 years ago. We're seeing a lot more offprofile girls than we used to and it's nice to see.

>> No.21071586

>>21071314
>>21071258
>>21071213
>Subscribe to Shogify premium and unlock all kinds of bonus features, including live performances, unlimited remixes and more! All for the low cost of your hand in eternal marriage. Use your OnaShog at any time to start the process!

>> No.21071587

>>21071213
I feel like Shog headphones would actually have small mouths over the ears instead of speakers. Could make for some cute surprise kisses or licks during her sexy “ads”

>> No.21071603

>>21071517
>>21071509
Yep. One summer with the wife we’re going to vacation at Wonderland just to try everything once. You know how that one theme park has a world showcase to display many different cultures and countries? I’d like to do that with her. Just go around and experience everything there is in sex. It would be like opening /h/ /d/ and /trash/ and trying something from every thread. If we’ve got nearly an eternity to be with each other, why not take some time to make the most of it?

>> No.21071620

>>21071517
>>21071603
Agreed. You're going to be together for thousands of years on Earth, and then an eternity in the afterlife, you may as well do it all: every position and every fetish, no exceptions. Who knows? Maybe you'll enjoy some along the way, and perhaps you'll even create new ones!

>> No.21071632

>>21071620
She has such sights to show me. And to think... I hesitated!

>> No.21071636

>>21071509
Short haired, flat chested monster girls don't deserve my seed.

>> No.21071643

>>21071603
I'd probably do the same, even if I ended up not liking 90% of it, the other 10% might end up becoming a hidden fetish waiting to be discovered.
Everything's more fun with monster girls anyway.

>> No.21071651

>>21071213
We need more comfy Shog and less creepy shog. Also comfy Kiki and less Yan.

>> No.21071655

>>21071509
I’d be okay with a monster girl with the trap aesthetic. The outfits are overly cute and the lean bodies are nice to play with and tease but I simply loathe the actual trap aspect. Where’s my striped stockings, frilly underwear exposed midriff and barely existent cleavage, skinny girl? Loli need not apply

>> No.21071658

>>21071651
Yan kiki humming gently while shaving me with a straight razor is important.

>> No.21071668

>>21071603
Thanks for reminding everyone of how shit Wonderland is and why it deserves to be purged.

>> No.21071672

>>21071658
You know that she would never hurt you, but she could. But she never would because she loves you so much and you mean the world to her, but she still could.

>> No.21071674

>>21071668
Okay, this is epic. +1 subscribe

>> No.21071681

>>21071668
Wonderland is very big! I want to live with a Cheshire in a very remote part of Wonderland

>> No.21071701

>>21071668
I'm about to purge a massive shit from my bowels in a few moments, I hope it's not as bad as your post.

>> No.21071734

>>21071509
I not only like the chaos girls best but I like the transformation potions.

>> No.21071741

>>21071658
>Shoggoth shaves anon
>She doesn't use a razor
>Her slime seeps into the hair follicles
>It dissolves the facial hair at the desired length
>It rounds off the tips so it's not itchy when it grows again
>Some microscopic amounts of slime are left behind as a medicinal lotion to rejuvenate and repair any damaged skin tissue
>The whole process takes less than a minute

>> No.21071769

>>21071741
Give me a shoggoth with a huge rack and she would be the best barber ever.

>> No.21071776

What is an average day in Wonderland like?

>> No.21071777
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>>21071769

>> No.21071789

>>21071741
Can you even imagine how pleased a Shog would be if you asked her for a shave? Any of her tasks where she gets to touch her master must make her heart glow.

>> No.21071790

>>21071776
Depends on which girl you’re talking about. A JubJub has a significantly different day than a Trumpart, for example.

>> No.21071797

>>21071790
That doesn't matter, they're all trash.

>> No.21071798

>>21071776
>Wake up
>69 with waifu in bed
>Cum inside her mouth only to find you two were teleported inside a wall
>You two are now squished together, face to face
>Decide to make-out since it's the only thing you can do
>15 minutes late you find yourself having a tea party with the local mad hatter
>Waifu jerks you off into her tea
>You squeeze some titty milk of hers into yours as you get pissed off at the dormouse making loud noises from inside the giant teapot
>Think to yourself that you hope that dormouse's husband wasn't inside the teapot when the poured it out into your cup
>Crumpets get served out
>You're now very tiny and on her crumpet
>She eats you along with the crumpet
>You have sex with your waifu inside her belly
>As you cum, you're teleported to your living room
>Your waifu is now a loli (or adult if she's already a loli) with a clone of herself
>One rides your dick, the other rides your face
And this is just from 9AM to NOON. Welcome to Wonderland!

>> No.21071807

>>21071798
>You have sex with your waifu inside her belly
Hot

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>>21071807
Yes, I imagine it'd be quite hot and stuffy in there. Though the smell wouldn't be to pleasant, but an experienced denizen of Wonderland wouldn't be phased by such things.

>> No.21071855

>>21071798
>>21071807
>>21071816
>literally just vore shit
This is why wonderland is shit, every faggot who likes it just uses it as an excuse to push /d/ and /trash/ over here.

>> No.21071862

>>21071777
>tfw no clingy shog momster

>> No.21071883
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>>21062309
tavern full of busty monster girls seeking for a ideal husband!

>> No.21071887

>>21071509
i'd a sith

>> No.21071890

>>21071509
I am a slut for monstergirls with long tongues

>> No.21071899

>>21071883
>long brown hair
>busty
>gainfully employed
>not fat
Hey babe, how YOU doin'?

>> No.21071902

>>21071887
I would too but only a cu sith.

>> No.21071911

>>21071509
i am turboslut for vampires in general and wish a group of them drained me dry

if vampires arent too willing to share a swarm of vamp mosquitos will suffice

>> No.21071916

>>21071509
I'm into alps

>> No.21071927

>>21071655
I hear you Anon

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