>”Hey Mister! Want a cup?” Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h Content Aggregator: Anubis.moe Writers list: https://pastebin.com/RTLpHEmk Sabbath Grimoire Scans: https://imgur.com/a/CATcaGk

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Anonymous Thu Mar 7 18:54:36 2019 No.20957455 [Reply] [Original]

>”Hey Mister! Want a cup?”

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
Content Aggregator: Anubis.moe
Writers list: https://pastebin.com/RTLpHEmk
Sabbath Grimoire Scans: https://imgur.com/a/CATcaGk

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 18:54:54 2019 No.20957459 Bully the shorties!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 18:55:37 2019 No.20957466 Hug the Snuggle Scouts

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 18:56:54 2019 No.20957473 Going to Ikea with your newlywed wife to furnish your new home together!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 18:58:04 2019 No.20957478 x is best girl

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 18:58:15 2019 No.20957479 File: 176 KB, 1200x1065, 1533519905422.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Monster girl mating press.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 18:59:00 2019 No.20957484 File: 94 KB, 680x1593, 1486178505748.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] monstergrills superior grills

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 18:59:19 2019 No.20957488 >>20957355 No longer will I suffer high lizardbrain expectations upon seeing the thumbnail, and leave with disappointment

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 19:08:41 2019 No.20957540 >>20957455 No, I want a subject

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 19:14:00 2019 No.20957563 File: 26 KB, 419x296, 1470259843643.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20957455 >no thread title Abject failure.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 19:27:29 2019 No.20957630 File: 124 KB, 778x946, hellhound mating press crop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20957479 >>20957484 i want a hellhound to mating press me until the bed breaks and/or i pass out

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 19:31:18 2019 No.20957652 >>20957630 Link to full image my good sir?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 19:32:02 2019 No.20957659 >>20957479 On top of you instead!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 19:33:31 2019 No.20957666 File: 1.33 MB, 1600x1200, 0d024965-3817-4eda-beda-ca70099a2089.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 19:36:09 2019 No.20957678 >>20957666 Me need beeg bee.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 19:43:16 2019 No.20957725 >>20957455 That depends, is it lemonade or (((lemonade)))?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 19:46:53 2019 No.20957751 >>20957725 >if they’re doing business in monster form, they’ll never lie, and always be truthful, so one can have peace of mind. It's fine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 19:50:21 2019 No.20957772 >>20957484 What gender is the non dog girl. She looks so androgynous I can’t tell.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 19:51:41 2019 No.20957777 >>20957772 She or he I mean.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 19:52:44 2019 No.20957785 >>20957751 >if they’re doing business in monster form, they’ll never lie, and always be truthful, so one can have peace of mind. >t. Danuki in monster form

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 19:52:53 2019 No.20957787 >>20957772 >>20957777 Are you legit asking? No way youre this stupid

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 20:12:21 2019 No.20957878 File: 34 KB, 284x432, honeybee03.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20957666 >A honeybee girl will never regurgitate her sweet honey from her stomach to your mouth It hurts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 20:12:35 2019 No.20957881 >>20957666 HOO BABY ITS HIP TO FUCK BEEGS

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 20:12:45 2019 No.20957883 >>20957666 I’m into big everything, gonna make her a queen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 20:13:47 2019 No.20957886 >>20957666 Could you draw a Nureonago earnestly carrying a stack of books to her hubby’s study to help him research?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 20:16:01 2019 No.20957896 Getting Hip-checked girls with birthing hips.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 20:17:58 2019 No.20957911 Monstergirl pop bands! A sexy succubus singing "tell it to my heart".

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 20:18:10 2019 No.20957914 >>20957896 Veronica Nerdlim’s most deadly attack.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 20:21:11 2019 No.20957930 >>20957652 https://twitter.com/ilewdart/status/1062178753542045696

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 20:24:17 2019 No.20957944 >>20957914 Makes sense considering their weight and width

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 20:24:53 2019 No.20957950 >>20957787 Yes I am that stupid now answer the question please.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 20:25:53 2019 No.20957952 >>20957944 The one statistical fact she’ll never share, her weight and measurements!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 20:28:00 2019 No.20957959 >>20957952 Even science nerds know that a lady never tells.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 20:28:14 2019 No.20957961 >>20957896 Monstergirls just barely make getting hip-checked by Jho and her giant thicc tail bearable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 20:29:02 2019 No.20957967 >>20957961 Anon, Jho's thicc could break you with a check

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 20:31:08 2019 No.20957981 >>20957961 Rathalos and Rathian girl threesomes!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 20:33:01 2019 No.20957992 >>20957981 Now with tomboy oneesan and girly girl imotou?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 20:35:59 2019 No.20958006 >>20957992 I was thinking twin sisters with Rathalos being the tomboy that absolutely melts if you hit the right spots and Rathian being the haughty ojou.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 20:36:19 2019 No.20958008 >>20958006 I can see, and approve, that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 20:37:54 2019 No.20958012 File: 91 KB, 471x1010, 73516945_p4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 20:38:18 2019 No.20958013 >>20958008 You know what you wouldn't be able to see? A Nargacuga girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 20:40:47 2019 No.20958019 File: 1.13 MB, 818x1200, sandworm04.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How wet and slimy do you like your sandworms? Very or very very?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 20:44:56 2019 No.20958031 >>20958019 More than very but not very very, something around very ve

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 20:50:33 2019 No.20958053 >>20958013 Maybe. But I bet Blue Rath is a more muscled, thugdere while the pink Rath is girly girl that sometimes has big tantrums.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 20:51:06 2019 No.20958056 File: 95 KB, 837x609, 1535906328739.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Miss Hatter, your booty seems fatter!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 20:52:07 2019 No.20958061 >>20958056 Its a figure she cannot fake. It's all due to that tea and cake!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 20:54:16 2019 No.20958073 File: 172 KB, 900x728, china_dress_hellwan_1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 20:59:40 2019 No.20958094 tanuki isn't my waifu bit i'd still marry one if she could save me from my financial crisis

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 21:02:40 2019 No.20958106 What monhun monster makes the best CC/milf/cougar?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 21:04:09 2019 No.20958114 >>20958106 Pharaoh Dragon

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 21:04:34 2019 No.20958116 File: 216 KB, 800x1125, p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20958106 Kitsunes

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 21:04:35 2019 No.20958117 >>20958106 I'd say Vaal Hazaak

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 21:05:57 2019 No.20958124 File: 294 KB, 500x647, 1550365235918.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] blocks your path

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 21:08:23 2019 No.20958135 >>20958106 Rajang

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 21:10:11 2019 No.20958141 >>20958106 Lao.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 21:10:24 2019 No.20958142 >>20958106 Holstaur. I want to get hit on by a sexually agressive older Holstaur, I’d honestly probably freeze up and she’d be able to have her way with me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 21:19:39 2019 No.20958171 >>20958142 Theres no monhun holsts anon. Great Jaggi-chan is a cow but that's only proverbially.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 21:21:28 2019 No.20958181 >>20958171 I wonder how much cum Great Jaggi-chan can fit inside her?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 21:23:36 2019 No.20958185 >>20958181 Quite a bit, she's the blowjob queen and will most certainly look the part if you let her go as long as she wants.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 21:23:52 2019 No.20958186 File: 587 KB, 1200x1200, 134453451248.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20958061 A Wonderland diet gives a body like a riot- Did your heart rate just rise? Where are you pointing those eyes?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 21:26:01 2019 No.20958191 hellhound finds you incapable of great strength so she asks you politely for consent during sex!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 21:26:18 2019 No.20958193 >>20958186 Her speech is positively lyrical, her chest is positively spherical. Some just come now, no need to rush. Stick it in this loving Mush.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 21:27:53 2019 No.20958197 >>20957630 The only Hellhound mating press I wish to partake in is pressing an athletic loli Hellhound, while making very suggestive comments about her ass so she knows what's coming next.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 21:31:08 2019 No.20958204 >>20958191 -and Other Funny Jokes to Tell Yourself!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 21:32:32 2019 No.20958208 File: 523 KB, 2034x2048, 1543091499800.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20958193 Delightful speech, delightful body! This Dear Hatter Wife is a verified hottie! What other sweet cuties come to Wonderland parties?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 21:35:18 2019 No.20958213 >>20958208 A cheshire cat who is quite thick, although her tongue is rather quick. She's always there with her own special flair. With her round rear she's quite the dear but if its a blowjob you want she's beyond compare.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 21:35:53 2019 No.20958217 File: 116 KB, 700x700, Succubus in disguise.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Psst..! Hey, you guys wanna buy some shrooms?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 21:39:01 2019 No.20958225 Please keep going with these Wonderland MG rhymes!

Anonymous Thu Mar 7 21:40:31 2019 No.20958227
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>>20957455
How do the Monstergirls of MGE deal with tragic romance or rather sad stories with sad ends?

Would the Titania Family Friendly Publishing Guild be seething and triggered?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 21:41:31 2019 No.20958230 >>20958217 I'd honestly rather die

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 21:42:50 2019 No.20958234 >>20958217 ...Does she have a bunch of mini mycanoids in her jacket?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 21:43:04 2019 No.20958236 >>20958213 If Cheshire Cat is all tongue and rear, then little miss Dormouse can be proud of her ears! She's so small and cute, hear ears are so soft- Even when sleeping, she'll bounce gently on your cock~

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 21:44:06 2019 No.20958241 >>20958236 You fool! You've broken the rhymes!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 21:45:15 2019 No.20958247 I need a nine tailed fox from Ropurotto's branch.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 21:45:26 2019 No.20958248 >>20958217 I don't like mushrooms.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 21:46:26 2019 No.20958251 File: 2.07 MB, 1080x2220, 1547857125760.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20958241 >"SWWWWITCH POSITIONS!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 21:50:27 2019 No.20958262 File: 748 KB, 480x1271, Hero.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20958217 Magi-dialing the Order

Anonymous Thu Mar 7 21:51:23 2019 No.20958265

>>20958251
>Cheshire goes from blowjob to hotdogging her husband
>JubJub goes from doggy-style to face to face fucking
>Jabberwock switches nursing handjob to paizuri
>Mad Hatter continues facesitting Hatterfag, but now uses her foot to play with his dick

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 21:52:51 2019 No.20958268 >>20958234 And there's another one for the "growing a plantgirl" fantasy. Only instead of a nice pot or patch of dirt, it's a wet log in a closet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 22:00:52 2019 No.20958294 >>20958171 I guess I should have actually read that post first huh, I saw CC/milf/cougar and got all excited. I think I have problem.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 22:02:06 2019 No.20958298 File: 1.67 MB, 2804x1986, Demon Police.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20958262 >"Demon police, what's your emergency?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 22:03:23 2019 No.20958303 Psst, hey anon post simple ideas and greentexts involving tall/stronk christmas cakes/momsters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 22:03:30 2019 No.20958305 File: 3.26 MB, 1260x1680, qiclo9gday811.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love angels!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 22:04:14 2019 No.20958306 File: 283 KB, 657x890, 1456903803290.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20958294 >I think I have problem. Your only problem is great taste.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 22:04:38 2019 No.20958309 File: 1.53 MB, 1177x1348, B48887D0-BB64-412D-87B5-8FE3BC6548A8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20958265 You got me thinking: Which MG species that aren’t native to Wonderland would best fit in there, I wonder?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 22:05:36 2019 No.20958311 >>20958298 "Help, I'm covered in virginity and I can't get it off!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 22:06:02 2019 No.20958313 >>20958294 This desu >>20958306

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 22:06:41 2019 No.20958317 >>20958311 >SNU van pulls up outside

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 22:06:46 2019 No.20958318 >>20958309 Titania would fit right in. I bet living dolls would work well, too.

Anonymous Thu Mar 7 22:07:56 2019 No.20958325

>>20958303
Ochimusha has been waiting for a lord to ask her to serve him for so long, she's grown soft and is very out of practice. Anon accidentally asks her for help in a way she misinterprets as asking her to pledge herself to him. Cute, earnest clumsiness ensues.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 22:08:34 2019 No.20958329 >>20958317 >Not Special Virgins Unit Now, the question is, would the van be filled with aras, horas, or gyaru?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 22:09:25 2019 No.20958332 >>20958309 Vampire. It would be like a great way to stop them from being so serious and tsundere all the time

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 22:12:12 2019 No.20958339 >>20958329 Yes. You never know which type might be what the victim needs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 22:15:07 2019 No.20958353 >>20958309 They ought to have some kind of snake about. Even more colorful basilisk might look neat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 22:17:05 2019 No.20958360 File: 223 KB, 1200x1200, jii.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20958353 Too bad Owl Mages just kinda took the "evil eye" gimmick, because that might be perfect for such a snake.

Anonymous Thu Mar 7 22:18:12 2019 No.20958365

>>20958303
Here's an on-the-spot attempt at one:
>Get "adopted" by an old Ochimusha
>You're 2(x) years old...
>She's tall and ripped like an oni
>She's older than most Inari gmilfs
>Sliver white hair, cute eye sags and mature disposition
>The age thing kinda evens out
>Despite her age she's RIPPED
>Rock hard abs, muscular arms, legs like tree limbs, you could what her undead back muscles move and twitch for hours
>No wonder the old hag is still alive
>She's super protective and mom like
>seriously
>Does your laundry, guards your room at night, cooks you food, makes sure you have all your things when you go to [school/work], won't let other mgs near you without HEAVY supervision
>Very wise and intelligent, always has the perfect philosophical lines for you so you feel good
>She's also almost 7 feet tall

>Like most days she's in her room meditating and praying
>You walk in
>Sit next to her and stare at her
>"Young Shogun? Do you need something?"
>...
>"Ah, you are hungry yes? I will make you some food here in a mo-"
>Kiss her on the cheek and dart put the room
>Her face goes beet red, steam shoot out of her ears, fanning herself
>She bashfully leaves the room to feed her Young Shogun
>Hit da bish wit anudda kiss
Probably should have done something with her muscles idk, I could try again

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 22:21:06 2019 No.20958372 >>20958329 >tfw you get arrested for being a virgin over the age of 21

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 22:24:01 2019 No.20958382 >>20958329 >>20958317 >>20958311 >Monstergirls swat the virginity out of camboys or any guy on the internet really

Anonymous Thu Mar 7 22:26:17 2019 No.20958390

>>20957785
>"So you see, Scholar-san, all those stories about us being dishonest tricksters are only true when in a human form, and only because we are being forced to hide. It's how they say, you can trust the tail!"
>"I see, I see! How fascinating! Monsters truly are such varied and interesting creatures. Well, my fairy companion and I must be off now, but it was such a pleasure."
>"Goodbye, merchant lady!"
>"But before my esteemed guests leave, shouldn't you prepare? A writer such as yourself must be in need of all sorts of supplies. What if you were to find yourself attacked by the dreaded Zipangese homing raincloud, and all the ink washed off your pages? I have just the thing that might help, and for such a reasonable price!"
>"Homing raincloud? Is that a common concern in Zipan-"
>"And you! You're a monster, but he's a mere human! Don't you believe it's irresponsible to travel without Ushi-Oni insurance? I happen to have some ready, motorized by the most famous devil in the land! (Or was it demon...?)"
>"Well, I do get kinda worri-"
>"Splendid, splendid! If you two will just stop a moment in my shop, I can get you all set up!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 22:27:32 2019 No.20958397 >>20958372 i need a special assault squad comprised of lolis

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 22:29:30 2019 No.20958409 >>20958372 >BANG >BANG >SCHLURP That's all it takes for SVAT to kick in your door and take your virginity. Why don't you have your house warded?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 22:34:07 2019 No.20958424 File: 126 KB, 1012x879, DsVgyQhWsAAITFN.jpg orig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20958397 Watch out, they've all been trained by their Baphomet chief.

Anonymous Thu Mar 7 22:41:38 2019 No.20958455

>>20958227
Monsters as a whole don’t really understand the concept of a true tragedy. The closest thing in their world is a tragedy that turns jnto a happy end. After all, in a culture where marriage means a soul bond, infidelity and heartbreak isn’t an issue, domestic violence apparently never happens, and even death itself is a beginning rather than an end, how can anyone learn what tragedy is?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 22:43:41 2019 No.20958462 File: 145 KB, 610x802, dumbbirds.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20958455 >doesn't matter, had sex

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 22:45:48 2019 No.20958475 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that not even monster girls can resist a good burger.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 22:48:00 2019 No.20958482 >>20958455 So would they walk out of human plays, movies and the like just utterly confused? Would Titania girlfriends beg for answers and need to be let down very gently?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 22:48:17 2019 No.20958484 Race queen Lich who only agreed to do it because her Wight friend who owns the racing team promised her she'd get a husband out of it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 22:50:30 2019 No.20958492 >>20958455 I'm sure there's plenty of plays of Shakespeare tragedy quality run by Phantoms that end with the whole cast dying

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 22:51:13 2019 No.20958497 File: 980 KB, 1600x1200, 59e32186-709e-46aa-b797-8c87e6455f51.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20957886 Here you go

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 22:52:44 2019 No.20958507 >>20958482 Remember those World War II jokes we like to make? Imagine that, but fictional. R-right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 22:53:09 2019 No.20958511 >>20958455 >domestic violence doesn't happen I would destroy my house daily fighting a Redcap.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 22:54:10 2019 No.20958515 >>20958511 That's just enthusiastic foreplay, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 22:55:07 2019 No.20958519 >>20958497 >How I was Shogged >Consent Doesn't Exist Oh, she started off with the good stuff.

Anonymous Thu Mar 7 22:56:46 2019 No.20958529

>>20958482
Utterly confused, yes. Think fo your favorite hobby, whether is be sports or video games or cars or whatever. Now imagine trying to talk about your hobby with a nine year old child from South Africa who’s never had contact with any humans outside of his own family.
So a Titania girlfriend would probably walk out of a tragic movie mostly just confused. If you happen to be a fan of tragedy she’ll smile and nod along as you talk animatedly about how good the movie was, but she’ll never grasp it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 22:57:08 2019 No.20958532 Vampires with black,blonde or albino hair? golden or red eyes?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 22:58:06 2019 No.20958536 >>20958497 >MGE Vol. 3 Is it real?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:00:06 2019 No.20958540 >>20958497 Nice books.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:00:38 2019 No.20958542 >>20958532 Black hair and red eyes, please. I don't quite get the obsession with blondes when raven black hair is so damn sexy.

Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:01:51 2019 No.20958547

>>20958529
Now I can only imagine a moonlight titania having a hard time understanding her husband's tragic experiences if we ever cross. This can go for most girls I guess. But on this flip side a monstergirl would try her hardest to reassure you that it won't ever happen again and thats nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:02:27 2019 No.20958548 >>20958536 It will be. What number are we at for monsters now?

Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:03:43 2019 No.20958552

>>20958529
>So in the end, the cute little puppy dog goes to a farm upstate and has lots of room to run around and play?
>But the protagonist is never allowed to visit the farm, ever?
>And it's "real, not a metaphor"?
>Human stories seem arbitrary and strange, but as long as you liked it, dear!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:06:09 2019 No.20958559 How would a CC/momster/cougar react to either the tragic movies or you crying at said movies? Normally we only talk about ditzy girls like titanias.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:07:19 2019 No.20958562 >>20958542 waking up to messy white locks must be heavenly as well

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:08:23 2019 No.20958566 >>20958548 Theres are currently 16 monsters revealed after nuraihyon. Only 84 more monsters to go and we'll finally get a volume 3. Yay.....

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:10:02 2019 No.20958579 >>20958566 So about 8 years assuming 11 monsters a year. Unless of course KC is unable to quit being a wage slave and work at mge full time.

Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:10:11 2019 No.20958580

>>20958547
It’s different when it happens in real life, especially to their beloved husbands. It’s not that monsters don’t understand human pain and suffering. Some monsters used to be humans after all. But they don’t see any meaning in it. That’s why they can never look at a fictional work of tragedy and say it’s a good movie.

Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:13:16 2019 No.20958591

>>20958548
>What number are we at for monsters now?
Seconding this.
>>20958529
This is why Titanias are the GOAT, they're innocent goofs with too much love for their own good.
>"You see the way Macbeth soon became a villain and destroyed himself, all through his own actions is quite poetic."
>Titania just smiles lovingly
>"Did you enjoy it? I thought some tragedy would be a nice contrast."
>"As long as you liked it sweetie!"
>They give eachother a BEEG, loving hug
>Titania motions to another mg over Anon's shoulder
>*What was that all about?*
>Other mg just shrugs
>Titania just rubs Anon's back and kisses his neck with a vacant stare of utter perplexity

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:13:41 2019 No.20958595 >>20958580 They could say it’s objectively good, but yeah they wouldn’t consider any tragic movie as subjectively good.

Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:14:00 2019 No.20958600

>>20958580
The artistic ones like Leanan Sidhe or Phantoms would probably be able to appreciate a well-constructed tragedy, especially in the context of human emotions.

>>20958559
Aside from the above they probably wouldn't like them either, but would probably take advantage of an excuse to spoil and comfort their dearest.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:15:04 2019 No.20958605 >>20958532 Black/red = White/red >>> blonde/red >>> gold

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:16:36 2019 No.20958609 >>20958605 why do you hate golden/yellow eyes so much anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:18:31 2019 No.20958612 >>20958600 >comfort their dearest imagine a kejourou or pslime CC comforting you after crying like a bitch at the end of Marley and me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:19:06 2019 No.20958614 >>20958609 They just can't compare. Yellow/gold only belongs on weregirls

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:20:01 2019 No.20958615 The discord saying all proactive dating mg's are for incels and losers is fucking priceless. I guess that's where maledom fag came from.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:21:30 2019 No.20958620 >>20958615 And how do you know that

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:22:51 2019 No.20958627 >>20958615 Why should I give a fuck about what some loser incels said in some circlejerk discord?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:23:13 2019 No.20958628 >>20958620 By being a permalurker with everything muted but a few image channels that it happened to be talked about in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:23:28 2019 No.20958630 >>20958615 This information is not relevant to anyone here

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:24:48 2019 No.20958636 >>20958615 What discord is this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:25:16 2019 No.20958638 >>20958615 No one cares, fuck off

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:25:46 2019 No.20958641 >>20958630 But meanies said I'm a loser for wanting an aggressive monster!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:26:55 2019 No.20958643 >>20958636 Probably that necropolis or the TFT one

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:27:48 2019 No.20958645 >>20958638 I just thought you'd appreciate having a laugh at their faggotry.

Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:29:31 2019 No.20958652

>>20958600
Artistic-minded MGs would probably be able to appreciate stuff like acting, set design, sound design, etc. But they wouldn't be able to understand the emotions of the work itself. To a monster pain and suffering are not things that bring growth or value to an individual, but rather things to be eliminated, or if possible prevented. This is why they send married men (married to human women) back home even if they're captured by monster forces. To spare human women the pain of losing their husbands.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:30:28 2019 No.20958654 >>20958643 I'd laugh if the faggot is in a reddit discord or something like that, because it sounds like that's what he's talking about

Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:31:48 2019 No.20958657

you and your waifu have had a daughteru, and she's grown into a young woman. One day she comes home with a young man, claiming he is her boyfriend. This is the first time you've met him. You manage to get him and yourself away from the womenfolk for some one-on-one time.

What do you do/talk about?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:32:31 2019 No.20958660 >>20958559 Crying at a movie would be gay though unless it's because a dog was a good boy and his time came.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:35:22 2019 No.20958668 >>20958657 I aggressively clean my shotgun until my wife bops me on the back of the head.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:36:06 2019 No.20958670 >>20958657 I aggressively clean my wife until my shotgun bops me on the back of the head.

Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:37:02 2019 No.20958673

>>20958657
I ask him two questions. One: is he willing to lay down his life for my daughter if the need arises? Two: is she going to be the only woman he sleeps with from now on? If the answer to either of these questions is no I'll forbid my daughter from seeing him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:37:09 2019 No.20958674 >>20958670 >tfw no shotgun-wife

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:37:26 2019 No.20958675 >>20958654 Yeah I'm in a few discords for lewds with every channel outside of images muted and hidden. In this case it is the reddit one which has a contradictory interest in mg's that makes me question why it exists.

Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:37:56 2019 No.20958678

>>20958657
I would tell him how lucky he is that she has some of me in her(non-sexually) because her mother is fucking crazy. Other than that id explain that he would have to learn how to properly skin a animal and how to use everything it has to offer. And being a good cook helps.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:38:45 2019 No.20958680 >>20958674 Marry a Japanese pharaoh so you can have a shogun wife.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:39:21 2019 No.20958682 >>20958657 Help him escape. Chances are he's not here willingly.

Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:41:04 2019 No.20958689

>>20958668
Please don't be a cliche father that doesn't even treasure a son but thinks his daughter is too dumb to make her own choices so he belittles her by threatening somebody else's child because there is noway she could possibly be interested in a boy.

Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:42:01 2019 No.20958692

>>20958675
If you'd have specified at the beginning that THAT's the discord you were talking about, rather than vaguely saying "the discord" like you're talking about the one actually related to this thread, I could have told you to go the fuck back there a lot sooner, you reddit fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:42:43 2019 No.20958695 File: 37 KB, 379x376, 1367753484032.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20958675 The levels of doublethink must be off the charts in there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:42:44 2019 No.20958696 >>20958689 >Please don't be a bad father I'm not him, but I think you're expectations of me are a little high.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:43:05 2019 No.20958698 >>20958689 It's a tradition, boy. Besides, if he can't stare down a man over a disassembled firearm I'm 100% questioning her judgement.

Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:43:56 2019 No.20958702 [DELETED]

>>20958657
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughteru. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughteru, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:44:58 2019 No.20958704 >>20958675 Why are you in a reddit discord server and more importantly why the fuck are you talking about it here like we're supposed to know about it or care about what they think

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:45:12 2019 No.20958706 >>20958692 Nobody uses reddit ya dumbass, I'm gonna continue not using social media and just keep a handful of muted discords for image content but feel free to go there since you consider it an option for some reason.

Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:45:21 2019 No.20958707
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>>20958698
You're the kind of retard who'd be completely bewildered when it turns out that your daughter ran off with the dude anyway against your wishes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:46:06 2019 No.20958711 >>20958707 As long as I still get to hold the shotgun at the wedding everything would be fine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:46:54 2019 No.20958717 >>20958706 I'm telling you to leave here and go back there you stupid fuck, learn how to read

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:48:44 2019 No.20958722 >>20958360 Maybe that's just because Owl Mages are the best?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:51:42 2019 No.20958735 >>20958615 Are we being raided again?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:52:32 2019 No.20958736 >>20958717 Or you could consider taking your shit flinging tongue back to there since you can even form the train of thought that involves going there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:52:55 2019 No.20958738 >>20958702 So basically what you did to your wife?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:53:01 2019 No.20958739 >>20958657 IF HE'S GOING TO FUCK MY DAUGHTER THEN I'LL FUCK HIM FIRST! THAT'S THE RULE OF MY HOUSE!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:54:23 2019 No.20958744 >>20958735 Yeah by people from some reddit discord that guy is a part of apparently

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:54:42 2019 No.20958747 >>20958739 I understood that reference.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:55:37 2019 No.20958753 >>20958736 Your posts are barely coherent, go away reddit retard

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:56:48 2019 No.20958757 How would your waifu react if you killed her dad and fucked her mom

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:56:48 2019 No.20958758 File: 284 KB, 1280x998, 1550938636638.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What depraved friends.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:57:40 2019 No.20958763 >>20958757 Go back to your grave Freud.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:57:52 2019 No.20958766 >>20958758 Tangent: would a cheetah MG fuck you unbelievably fast for forty seconds, then lay down panting and helpless for several minutes?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:59:50 2019 No.20958772 >>20958702 Nice copy pasta my le fellow redditor, now let us tip our trilbys in unison!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:00:49 2019 No.20958776 >>20958766 It would be an incredibly intense 40 seconds to be fair. Her ass would be a blur.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:01:33 2019 No.20958781 >>20958766 >dom for the first 40 seconds >sub for the next several minutes Not a bad idea.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:03:33 2019 No.20958791 >>20958776 I'm really more interested in what happens after, because >>20958781. Despite being big, she'd still be light, too. Just imagine what you could once your INCUBUS MANA catches up to her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:04:01 2019 No.20958795 >>20958753 It's a shame that you can't read well, but your favorite site is always there for you to return to and speak with other tippers!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:05:29 2019 No.20958801 >>20958791 >>20958781 Assuming it lasts that long, will she become dom again once she recovers?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:05:44 2019 No.20958803 What would you do if your waifu killed herself

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:06:48 2019 No.20958809 Dont reply to it

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:07:05 2019 No.20958811 File: 1.44 MB, 1403x992, 72dddc0773489782b269404a41d9cc644391aa73167827cef52326260837a050.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:07:15 2019 No.20958812 https://twitter.com/meru_nyaa/status/1103881854107570177 Meru is taking public requests, get something good drawn!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:08:21 2019 No.20958817 >>20958801 Presumably; I doubt any force on earth could stop her during that 40 second sprinting rape. Imagine it something like a spider whore, but with a really fucking short night.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:08:33 2019 No.20958818 >>20958811 That's a cute human cosplayer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:08:52 2019 No.20958821 >>20958707 it would be hard to know if a girl with a dad like that even liked me at all if she was considered too pure to have those kind of thoughts until she disowned him right there for being an idiot and ran off with me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:09:17 2019 No.20958823 >>20958818 To defeat a Monster, you must become one!

Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:09:51 2019 No.20958829
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>>20957666
>>20958497
Hey there drawanon, hoping you're still around for I have a request:

How about drawing a Dragon girl princess carrying her prince charming boyfriend and soon to be husbando. He can look like pic related.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:10:10 2019 No.20958831 >>20958823 Go home, Father.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:10:28 2019 No.20958832 File: 574 KB, 720x1480, apophis_pickle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you accept this gift?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:10:43 2019 No.20958836 >>20958812 someone's waifu, but with a big dick and balls

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:12:16 2019 No.20958846 >>20958811 I want to split her vagene open with my penis

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:12:17 2019 No.20958847 >>20958829 Please stop reposting your gay tsunboy shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:13:38 2019 No.20958853 >>20958803 Find another waifu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:13:48 2019 No.20958856 >>20958832 No I want the original

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:15:06 2019 No.20958868 >>20958829 Autist, do you see anyone else here trying over and over again to get their shit drawn by drawfags? I haven't seen anyone but you. Have you thought about how they don't want to draw it, and you should accept that?

Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:15:29 2019 No.20958870
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>>20957666
>>20958497
>>20958812
So I guess now is the time to post request for drawings??? Okay I'll try.

Requesting a funny situation please.

I'd like to request a male soldier; listed number one in pic related, who so happens to have a magic girl companion. (Listed number two) Who are being looked at disapprovingly at the male soldier's superior officers (Listed number 3 and 4)

The male soldier is just smiling nervously to his superior officers as hes scratching the back of his head. His magic girl companion has an arm wrapped around the male soldier with her sword raised while saying: "We did it! We beat the bad guys! Mission Accomplished Onii-Chan!"

While the female officer (number three) Has her facial expression and her whole getup and face seen in number 3 pic related. And the second superior officer who's like the soldier and female officer's superior commander is just looking at both the soldier and magical girl companion disapprovingly with his hands on his waist and shaking his head left-to-right disapprovingly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:16:33 2019 No.20958880 File: 732 KB, 1000x1250, 1429336888003.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20958832 I hope Anon stumbles upon old pictures of his Apophis Mom, back when she was a young adventurer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:16:50 2019 No.20958882 File: 64 KB, 800x567, 1551924333183.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anons, this is a reminder to not respond to early weekend poster bait!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:18:04 2019 No.20958888 File: 149 KB, 723x1023, test_results_are_in.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20958870 beg elsewhere

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:18:23 2019 No.20958890 File: 250 KB, 600x613, 1450672513528.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20958882 Yeah, we should celebrate Women's Day instead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:18:58 2019 No.20958896 >>20958882 Thank you Senko-san!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:19:56 2019 No.20958899 >>20958870 You dont deserve a single fucking thing if you thought I was meru posting that in here. Kill yourself, and take your autism with you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:21:09 2019 No.20958908 >>20958890 miss me with that

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:22:18 2019 No.20958917 >>20958908 Your waifu is a wamen, respect her wishes and bring her breakfast in bed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:23:50 2019 No.20958926 File: 61 KB, 744x211, inside.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20958890 >Women's Day

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:27:25 2019 No.20958937 File: 296 KB, 835x743, jii.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20958890 Every day is waifu day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:28:48 2019 No.20958942 >>20958917 After portals I'm 100% for it

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:29:19 2019 No.20958947 File: 218 KB, 479x650, Ryu MGE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20957455 https://files.catbox.moe/xkbkqw.png This with Ryu I need more technologically inept ryu

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:31:06 2019 No.20958953 >>20958947 You know what that image needs? Fluffy paw covering the corner of the image.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:34:42 2019 No.20958968 >>20958657 hits pipe

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:36:44 2019 No.20958971 File: 491 KB, 850x1010, 1552023404972.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20958953 You're right

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:38:16 2019 No.20958978 >>20958657 I let him know that I'm really hip with the kids and know all the radical things they lip about in the hood.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:38:57 2019 No.20958980 >>20958971 I just noticed she even mistyped husband in her contacts

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:39:37 2019 No.20958982 >>20958971 I can hear her autocorrect giving up, crawling into a corner, and dying. Just use a stylus, goddamn.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:42:24 2019 No.20958989 >>20958971 Cute

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:42:32 2019 No.20958990 >>20958971 >"L" >just "L" My heart grew 3 sizes today.

Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:44:38 2019 No.20958993
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Succubi are unsung heroes and are the corner-stone of monster girls. They can be so versatile!
>Curvy ara ara Succ
>Big, stronk Succubuff
>Plump and meaty Succuchub
>Airheaded Bimbo Succ
>Cute Loli Succ
>Spankable Subbubus
>Threatening Dommubus
>Thin and petite Succ
>Scary Yansucc
>Stubborn Tsunsucc
>Haughty Himesucc
>Quiet Kuusucc
>Sexy Gyarubus
>Smart Nerdy Succ
>Bottom-heavy Succubutt
>Top-heavy Succuboob
>Dark skin Desertbus
>Fluffy and Warm Tundrabus
>Steamy Junglebus
>Devoted Zipangubus
>Absolutely Mad Wonderbus
So the question is Anon, of the many flavors and colors of Succubi, how do you like yours?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:44:39 2019 No.20958994 >>20958657 Ask if he drinks or smokes then lounge in silence

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:47:57 2019 No.20959007 >>20958993 Desertbus is hot but I've never seen a kuusucc before

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:49:01 2019 No.20959011 >>20958993 I want a succubus that has a fetish for using her completely normal human form and using her magic to mask she's a monster while we go through walks in mostly monster populated areas as all the monster girls stare at us

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:49:19 2019 No.20959012 >>20958497 Who’s that Succuvirus?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:51:07 2019 No.20959017 >>20958993 >Curvy ara ara Succ >Plump and meaty Succuchub >Haughty Himesucc One of each of these and my life is paradise.

Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:53:09 2019 No.20959026
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>>20958993
>how do you like yours?
Curvy, blue, and playfully flirtatious. She should be able to bantz me into bed as easily as she can with a wiggle of her hips.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:54:37 2019 No.20959030 >>20958993 God dammit I love them all! I can't choose!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:54:52 2019 No.20959031 >>20958758 Is that drawing of the Beeg tiger and the anon creaming himself actually part of a comic, or just a one-off?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:56:21 2019 No.20959034 >>20959026 >Not falling for her hypnotic spade

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:58:01 2019 No.20959036 >>20959034 The spade tail is a dangerous weapon to employ. It's a true double-edged sword.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:58:20 2019 No.20959039 File: 732 KB, 857x840, 73dae1d8-21c0-437f-a4ad-db1262b763b7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cute mechanic angels!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:58:55 2019 No.20959041 >>20958990 Made me open my keyboard. That’s clever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 01:02:21 2019 No.20959047 >>20959039 Mechanic angels? Does she maintain my Led Zeppelin?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 01:03:21 2019 No.20959051 File: 314 KB, 868x583, IMG_20180328_112545.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20959047 A skyship, actually.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 01:03:26 2019 No.20959053 crow gf pecking at my glasses cause the sun make them shiny aaaaaaaaaah

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 01:04:43 2019 No.20959056 File: 103 KB, 727x638, 1528006000100.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need more griffon girls in my life. They don't have enough art.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 01:05:06 2019 No.20959058 >>20959053 Describe pecking depending on your answer I might have to kick your ass

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 01:05:18 2019 No.20959059 >>20959039 Wait, is that Tiana? I scarcely even play Magic what the fug.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 01:06:03 2019 No.20959060 If a Kiki is pregnant is she maid in heaven?

Anonymous Fri Mar 8 01:07:59 2019 No.20959064

They say that couples become more alike after years of a happy marriage. Would you be okay picking up one of your wife's habits or quirks?
>Ryu husband has a "reverse scale" whenever she scratches his head in a certain spot
>Lamia husband is clingy and leg locked her when able to
etc.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 01:07:59 2019 No.20959065 >>20959031 One off, but their exists a few different images by the same artist with the same characters.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 01:09:25 2019 No.20959071 >>20959060 Yes because she knows her love is really meant to be written in the stars.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 01:09:35 2019 No.20959072 >>20959064 No, unless this was purely for fetish reasons then it would only be for roleplay in the bedroom

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 01:11:55 2019 No.20959077 >>20959060 If so, what happens when heavy weather comes around?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 01:13:31 2019 No.20959082 >>20959064 I can only be her everything metaphorically instead of literally like she does.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 01:13:52 2019 No.20959083 What do you anons think of light scenting (ie: huffing your manticores mane) and beast girls letting out pheromones?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 01:14:16 2019 No.20959087 >>20959058 Quick little crow kisses that sometimes turn to accidental headbutts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 01:14:52 2019 No.20959089 >>20959083 Also no brap garbage.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 01:15:35 2019 No.20959094 >>20959083 Yeah

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 01:16:51 2019 No.20959095 >>20959083 Anything more than girls smelling good and their sex parts also smelling good and heady is getting into uncomfortable territory.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 01:18:08 2019 No.20959103 >>20959082 I'm not sure I understand.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 01:19:17 2019 No.20959108 >>20958993 >how do you like yours? Alppy-side up

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 01:19:30 2019 No.20959109 >>20959095 Yeah that’s pretty much what I mean. Or like pheromones simply making you want to fuck her more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 01:19:50 2019 No.20959111 >>20959083 I sniff to begin with.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 01:19:51 2019 No.20959112 >>20959103 Shogg

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 01:21:20 2019 No.20959116 >>20959109 That's the good stuff there

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 01:22:51 2019 No.20959124 >>20959083 Puppy witch pheromones are best

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 01:25:29 2019 No.20959130 File: 959 KB, 891x1200, 6JQtb4L.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20959116 It sure is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 01:27:15 2019 No.20959133 >>20959124 I hope their is an onee-sabbath version of the beast sabbath. I want to make a Hellhound become my bitch through pheromones and also have her use pheromones so I become her bitch afterwards.

Anonymous Fri Mar 8 01:29:38 2019 No.20959139

>>20958993
>Curvy ara ara Succ
Can't argue with the classics. Throw in a bit of the subtle temptress as well. Nothing too blatant like obvious flashing/groping, but something subtle yet obvious enough to trigger a raging hard-on.
>slow delicate touch
>faint breath along the skin
>gentle words of passion

Also, legs built for locking. The kind that would make any sane male drop down to their knees and thank god they were born straight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 01:39:45 2019 No.20959170 >>20959133 I want to embarrass her by publicly huffing her at every opportunity

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 01:41:28 2019 No.20959177 File: 462 KB, 868x583, IMG_20180328_112542.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20959059 Yeah. I like her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 01:41:48 2019 No.20959180 >>20959059 the weatherlight block was peak magic that will never be matched ever again

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 01:44:55 2019 No.20959189 >>20958993 >Curvy ara ara Succ >Plump and meaty Succuchub >Spankable Subbubus >Sexy Gyarubus >Bottom-heavy Succubutt A combination of these

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 01:52:17 2019 No.20959201 >>20959189 >Fat - Weird Al

Anonymous Fri Mar 8 01:52:42 2019 No.20959204

>>20959170
>be on bus with waifu.
>decide to tease her.
>lean into her fluff and start huffing it
>hear breathing deeper
>also get some curious gazes.
>decide to turn it up a notch
>rub her womb tattoo
>she cums in no time with people looking at her
>have to help her walk if the bus.
Fuck me I want it so bad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 02:08:01 2019 No.20959243 >>20959083 I want to bury my face in a sweaty hellhound's crotch

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 02:12:10 2019 No.20959249 File: 522 KB, 723x907, 71680814_p5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20959243

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 02:24:09 2019 No.20959281 File: 154 KB, 768x1024, b363c22f51df2aa93d852d9ee8ceb8f3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20959243 I don't have any postable dog here's cat

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 02:25:32 2019 No.20959287 >>20959281 >Sniff >Yep, that's a cat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 03:00:41 2019 No.20959374 >>20959243 I bet it would smell of cinnamon and damned souls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 03:09:24 2019 No.20959392 File: 198 KB, 775x1100, 1542138630201.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] do you lift for your future waifu?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 03:11:32 2019 No.20959396 >>20959392 How else am I going to put on my clothes if I didn't lift anything?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 03:16:26 2019 No.20959406 >>20959281 Induced ovulation is best ovulation. As beasts with controllable heat, its cats for the win.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 03:22:37 2019 No.20959425 >>20959392 Gremlins are smol and easy to carry, so I think I'm good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 03:33:08 2019 No.20959452 >>20959392 >>20959425 Same, but with a baphomet. Would playfully/teasingly give piggyback rides to bapho-sama to show off my waifu to the rest of the sabbath.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 03:42:27 2019 No.20959480 >>20959452 I want my Bapho wife to sit on my shoulder with a smug look on her face

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 03:42:41 2019 No.20959482 >>20959406 >induced ovulation >controllable heat My brudda. I like to think all beastmen have that even if the species they are based off of doesn’t.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 03:46:10 2019 No.20959489 >>20957666 Stop spamming pictures retard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 03:50:23 2019 No.20959496 File: 125 KB, 366x343, 1548725852882.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't touch it. No matter how much you want to. I apologize drawfag for the ungrateful retard, don't take him to heart.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 03:56:41 2019 No.20959505 >>20959496 I want to trigger a dignified CC Inari’s heat in front of her entire shrine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 04:08:51 2019 No.20959536 >>20957772 A boy

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 04:10:07 2019 No.20959538 >>20959243 I bet her raw, musky scent is to die for. I bet she'd rub it all over you too to mark you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 04:48:07 2019 No.20959684 File: 226 KB, 527x760, 1527846912266.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20959425 I don't know, this one looks kind of heavy

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 04:53:28 2019 No.20959702 >>20959684 I bet she keeps a bunch of tools between those things, for easy access.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 05:17:30 2019 No.20959773 Micro skirt that covers nothing + big butt + bigger tails = ?

Anonymous Fri Mar 8 05:42:05 2019 No.20959824
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You cannot trust girls anymore... Not even once, for they will drain your life energy.

Anonymous Fri Mar 8 05:45:36 2019 No.20959831

>be local paladin
>out to bust a demon cult in the outskirts of town
>kick down the door, ready to unleash the power of the law upon them
>oh shit it's starting
>fight off various women, some partially mutated with monstrous features such as scales or glowing eyes
>they were ultimately no match for me thanks to the astute effects of my magic
>I wanted to take a brief moment to admire my work, but I had to stop the ritual
>but I was too late
>the demon has already emerged
>I had to act quick lest it unleashed its vengeance upon humankind
>with all the mana I could muster, I tried to restrain the demon as much as possible
>...d-did I just hear it moan?
>I was going to need back up very soon, so I clicked on my noisemaker to alert the others in
>we were able to restrain the demon, but it was too late to send her back
>it wasn't even struggling, though
>instead, with a sultry voice, apparently conceded defeat and started asking very specific questions about what I was going to do to her
>yeah, the demon's a she
>she was non-stop harassing me with questions and compliments, eventually I had to silence her
>I could still hear her moaning pleasantly
>dear gods, please give me the fortitude to not smack this bitch (because all it would do is arouse her)

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 06:11:50 2019 No.20959899 Angry shirohebis make me happy

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 06:20:14 2019 No.20959925 >>20959899 Hissing is scary.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 06:21:12 2019 No.20959927 >>20959899 But they're scary stalkers. You'll wake up with your balls mysteriously drained every day

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 06:22:40 2019 No.20959933 File: 3.15 MB, 1365x2100, 1414546814636.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20959925 >>20959927 You guys get scared way too easily.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 06:24:37 2019 No.20959942 >>20959933 If she laid on top of me, I'd be crushed

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 06:24:59 2019 No.20959946 >>20959942 Bullshit. I can benchpress half her weight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 06:29:20 2019 No.20959965 >>20958993 Don't forget succuknight!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 06:31:57 2019 No.20959968 File: 112 KB, 440x647, 1547558451704.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20958993 A slutty succubus who's secretly got no experience at all

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 06:38:03 2019 No.20959987 How do you gently bully a vampire during mornings? open the curtains and feed her breakfast while shes powerless?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 06:40:13 2019 No.20959993 >>20958993 what is a steamy junglebus?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 06:51:19 2019 No.20960018 >>20959392 Yes

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 06:57:02 2019 No.20960039 >>20959993 Probably an amazon that just got done with a hunt and is all sweaty

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 07:00:54 2019 No.20960050 I want to go to wonderland with the wives only to find out it’s opposite day so the Jinko is now small and chunky while the Cheshire is big and ripped

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 07:05:03 2019 No.20960068 >>20960039 I just imagined it was a feral brown succ and its always hot as fuck in jungles anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 07:53:25 2019 No.20960268 >>20960068 >feral brown succ She doesn't know traditional succubus seduction art, but she is still a succ. I imagine she would also know a lot of hunting/survival related magics

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 07:55:13 2019 No.20960278 File: 173 KB, 1200x921, 1519730646624.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >my government has resigned I'm expecting anarchy in the streets and endless rape from the P'orc barbarian hordes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 07:56:02 2019 No.20960284 >>20959987 Bite her neck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 07:59:35 2019 No.20960297 >>20960278 >Finland Was it a vote of confidence or something? Also >Nordic countries >anarchy in the streets because government resigns Too wealthy and easy going for that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 08:02:21 2019 No.20960307 >>20960297 >Too wealthy 900 000 people out of the 5 million live below the poverty line, anon. Anyway I want my romance of society collapsing and Orcs raping men in the streets. Or zombies raping men in the streets. A Zombie apocalypse is fine too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 08:04:33 2019 No.20960315 File: 95 KB, 720x479, 1463541906836.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20960278 I'm sure there's some lamias happy about the news. Go on, ask her for help, she won't chase you off with property with a gun.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 08:04:50 2019 No.20960316 >>20960307 >900 000 people out of the 5 million live below the poverty line At least you got the best education system in the north. I bet it is the Hakus. Finland would be nordic and asian mamono country after all

Anonymous Fri Mar 8 08:07:55 2019 No.20960326
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>>20960315
Is cold, snek is aslep
>>20960316
>and asian
Only Asians here pick berries for a living during the summer. You can do that you know. Pick berries or mushrooms anywhere as much as you can carry. Constitutional right to do that, even on someone else's property.
You should go in the Finnish woods, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 08:09:21 2019 No.20960330 >>20958821 >she disowned him right there for being an idiot and ran off with me. I would be more concerned how idiocy seems to run in the family

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 08:09:42 2019 No.20960332 File: 487 KB, 1287x1115, 1540260032300.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20960326 Just doing the finno ugric meme, anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 08:11:36 2019 No.20960341 >>20960278 >Prime Ministers keep getting backstabbed When can the Sabbath take over?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 08:14:46 2019 No.20960358 >>20960268 such as keeping husbando safe at nights via tight cuddling!

Anonymous Fri Mar 8 08:15:17 2019 No.20960359

>>20958657
>What do you do/talk about?
Tell him he has to go visit a mindflayer and undergo the Labours of hercules, only there's a hundred and not twelve and all the trials have to do with love and devotion. He needs a 90% success rate, and the ones he fails, he has to take some time to do some thinking, and resit those trials for an above perfect score.

Then he is qualified. Also, the mindflayer is single and lonely and I've been sending her dick pics of the dude my daughter took. She'll do everything in her power short of actually raping him to get some D, and if he can't resist that, he's not worthy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 08:17:19 2019 No.20960369 File: 595 KB, 636x900, c39a6dcf9520180151b8eebdfb3c6171.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"What are you doing in my swamp? are you lost?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 08:17:57 2019 No.20960372 >>20960278 Finland! Import more raccoon girl merchants and snipers. I wish there was a way to make flags for the various areas in Monster Girl imagination land-whatever and have them be part of the post like on /pol/. I'm kidding.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 08:23:38 2019 No.20960395 >>20960358 Very cute succ

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 08:26:05 2019 No.20960406 File: 2.56 MB, 2400x2400, 73567766_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How many times a day does a Hellhound think about rape?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 08:26:16 2019 No.20960408 >>20960341 >Prime Ministers who got rich from government subsidies keep trying to sell basic municipal functions to private for-profit companies but keep getting stopped by the constitution FTFY. When can the Sabbath take over?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 08:26:29 2019 No.20960411 >>20960369 >I want to become a powerful wizard! And then he was husband

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 08:26:49 2019 No.20960414 >>20960332 i want to tease a pack of spidercows then run for my life!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 08:28:12 2019 No.20960423 >>20960369 YOUR swamp?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 08:29:12 2019 No.20960429 >>20960406 "Times" implies she has intervals.

Anonymous Fri Mar 8 08:42:47 2019 No.20960480

>You'll never go adventuring with a Dhampir
>You'll never hold her by a small camp fire
>You'll never watch her blade dance in the moonlight
Also I propose that all women stop twerking effective immediately, and resort to this dance to attract a mate. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4_PWKOCz0U

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 08:43:14 2019 No.20960483 >>20960480 Good, Dhampirs a shit. Vampires a best.

Anonymous Fri Mar 8 08:50:08 2019 No.20960512

>>20960483
You're wrong sir, both are best. However, there's a charm to the swashbuckling master swordswoman Dhampir, going around taking witcher style contracts, only it's all matchmaking monster requests. A life on the road, a humble carriage and horse, occasionally fending off vampire ambushes send by her mother until you one day get kidnapped and she has to rush back home to save you, when really you're only treated to mom's home cooking and telling her parents all about their daughter's feats and growth

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 08:51:04 2019 No.20960516 File: 33 KB, 455x455, Mgq+is+one+of+my+favourite+rpgs+nnot+because+_b88c6af414dcfbc2849843540657b1eb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20960406

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 08:55:38 2019 No.20960533 >>20960369 Pokemon girls is an underused concept.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 08:55:48 2019 No.20960534 >>20958657 Call him a nerd and congratulate him being a fellow man of culture.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 09:08:36 2019 No.20960577 >>20958722 Owl Mage versus Basilisk staring competition. Winner challenges ruling champion, Gazer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 09:08:53 2019 No.20960579 >>20960284 What would that accomplish?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 09:09:20 2019 No.20960582 >>20958559 Only acceptable if it is a Banshee. Dear god the theater would turn into an orgy at each movie I take her to.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 09:10:35 2019 No.20960586 >>20958360 I want to blindfold an Owl Mage and then inseminate her in the doggy style position.

Anonymous Fri Mar 8 09:11:27 2019 No.20960590

So, normally the limit of girls can join your harem is 6, but that only applies to how many the Bicorn can add to your group? Cases that can give you a harem if you doesn't have a bicorn can't be applied anymore if you already has one and a full harem?
And what about very specific scenarios ? For example, a man with a Bicorn and a already full harem:
gaining the ownership of a automaton, contracting a shog, or equipping a Living Armor?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 09:13:44 2019 No.20960604 >>20960590 There is no upper limit, but it's not easy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 09:14:20 2019 No.20960607 >>20960590 i prefer harems of 4 personally,6 and 8 become too much

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 09:20:13 2019 No.20960628 >>20960590 I enjoy 4 or 5 but a bicorn that’s just as sweet as her uni-self would be cute

Anonymous Fri Mar 8 09:20:23 2019 No.20960629

>>20960577
Would you a radical faction Basilisk with black sclera?

Instead of being shy and hiding from everyone she amuses herself by either leaving a man helpless with her evil eye in the middle of a dungeon or use it on a human couple while revelling in the chaos that follows.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 09:21:26 2019 No.20960632 >>20960629 >Basilisk paralyzes a couple >they end up stuck in a compromising position for hours this is bad because?....

Anonymous Fri Mar 8 09:26:52 2019 No.20960648
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>...and another thing! How come people eat nachos in movie theaters now? They just crunch, crunch, crunch and I can't focus on the Goose at all!
>One more thing! What are we doing tonight?
Your neighbor walked into your house on accident while drunk, misplaced her clothes, ordered some pizzas and seems convinced you're her roommate. What do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 09:29:13 2019 No.20960655 >>20960648 tuck on bed and explain the situation next morning,i will sleep on the couch

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 09:30:26 2019 No.20960663 >>20960655 She's nowhere near ready to be tucked in, she's got pizza coming.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 09:32:15 2019 No.20960671 >>20960663 then AFTER she eats the pizza

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 09:39:43 2019 No.20960701 >>20960590 >the limit of girls can join your harem is 6 Says who?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 09:42:45 2019 No.20960720 >>20960648 Break out the gamecube (or some movies if she can't hold a controller), lie down next to her when she inevitably passes out to use her tails as a blanket, then brace for impact the next morning.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 09:52:42 2019 No.20960773 >>20960307 the streets are still frozen and the gravel stings against skin, it wouldn't be comfortable at all. All those P'Orcs and Zombies aren't prepared for winter raid. Give them scarves and tell them to try again on summer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 10:02:14 2019 No.20960816 >>20960773 >buying scarves, little wool hats and hot cocoa for your hoard of zombie wives Cute!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 10:21:09 2019 No.20960888 >>20960816 Gotta keep the dead warm in winter! It doesn’t hurt them but it does annoy them

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 10:24:44 2019 No.20960914 >>20959392 It’s a fool’s quest to completely lift a lamia, but I’m willing to try and to accept her help

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 10:25:48 2019 No.20960921 >>20959824 Okay. What about Alps?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 10:32:27 2019 No.20960957 >>20960914 Take steroids

Anonymous Fri Mar 8 10:32:47 2019 No.20960961
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>>20960921
>She intends to circumnavigate Lescatie and march her army-
>Over the Alps perhaps!
>She would lose half the army to shotas alone. The other half will desert her!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 10:37:50 2019 No.20960978 >>20960888 >annoy More like paralyzes. Frozen stiff. Hehehehe. Stiff.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 10:40:38 2019 No.20960991 >>20960632 Some Rata might see that photo for money.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 10:49:25 2019 No.20961035 >>20960701 I meant the limit of girls that can join by the influence of a Bicorn, KC itself said that it was 5 or 6 (counting the Bicorn herself I believe).

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 10:49:49 2019 No.20961036 >>20960991 I want a soft rata

Anonymous Fri Mar 8 10:59:33 2019 No.20961080
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>>20961036
>Thus did Anonymous' burning desire for soft Ratas lead him to plunging his firm blade into the unresisting folds of an esteemed member of the National Convention, Mme. Jeanette-Pauline Marat.
>Her last moments as a spinster are portrayed here, in La Petit Mort de Jeanette-Pauline Marat (1793, Black and White)

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 10:59:38 2019 No.20961082 >>20961036 >go into a mere mammal shop >buncha ratas on beds laying on their tails >press into their tails to determine if good fit >too hard >too soft >this one is just right >fall face first into rata

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 11:01:32 2019 No.20961087 File: 164 KB, 606x651, 1422364626348.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20961080 Man that's a steamy story!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 11:03:12 2019 No.20961095 >>20961080 >>20961082 Comfy AND cute

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 11:03:37 2019 No.20961097 >>20960921 I like alps

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 11:04:49 2019 No.20961105 >>20961097 I like kappas

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 11:25:40 2019 No.20961166 How do harems handle body type fetishes? Do they all try to max out each one or do they specialize?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 11:25:44 2019 No.20961167 >>20960278 >F*nland Dear God please make this into an actual local armageddon and burn that shithole in a blaze.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 11:34:47 2019 No.20961201 >>20961167 Amazon pls, you're the ones who sold your trees to them, there's no need to be upset.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 11:35:41 2019 No.20961203 >>20961167 >>20960278 ?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 11:38:13 2019 No.20961207 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUF5Ov7hmkM Senko san anime looks not bad. I hope it's received well!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 11:38:17 2019 No.20961208 >>20961203 There's nothing of value to be gained from validating Alp's attentionwhoring.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 11:39:40 2019 No.20961215 >>20961097 What if someone alps but keeps their super masculine name?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 11:40:04 2019 No.20961217 File: 106 KB, 2048x832, DWv5RY2XcAEL16Q.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What would happen if you do this to a Thunderbird?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 11:42:50 2019 No.20961226 >>20961217 She strikes... LIKE THUNDERBAAAAAAAAAAAALL

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 11:43:40 2019 No.20961233 >>20961207 Wasn't expecting MC actually sound like an adult, I'm pleasantly surprised.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 11:47:12 2019 No.20961247 >>20961233 I'm not quite sure I like senko's voice, but I probably just need to get used to it. I do wonder how non-monster girl fans like us, will take all the fluffy tail stuff

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 11:48:22 2019 No.20961252 >>20959489 OMG FUCK UUU!!!!1

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 11:59:10 2019 No.20961274 >>20961247 Let he who does not like fluffy tails make the first shitpost.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 12:06:17 2019 No.20961298 File: 68 KB, 1069x1200, Dragon214a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I would like to see a dragon No idea what id do next

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 12:16:46 2019 No.20961325 >>20961298 I'd like to marry a dragon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 12:21:39 2019 No.20961341 >>20961298 Why is she look at us with disgust?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 12:26:08 2019 No.20961362 File: 77 KB, 699x399, 1551480564320.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So basically this guy is going to end up with a colony of yan moths.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 12:27:45 2019 No.20961371 >>20961341 Why wouldn't she?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 12:34:12 2019 No.20961401 >>20961371 Well, I guess we are pretty pathetic and disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 12:36:15 2019 No.20961407 >>20961298 That dragon NEEDS to get mered by dick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 12:38:16 2019 No.20961421 >>20961407 Take advantage of her weakness to anal.

Anonymous Fri Mar 8 12:41:40 2019 No.20961436

>>20959993
>inb4 6 hour old post
Fuck you I need sleep
I was imagining a Succubus with dark skin, draped in skimpy Aztecian/Mesoamerican clothes, an affinity for spicy food, amazing at seductive dancing, lives deep in the Jungle of course, and has a pet Parrot named Earl. Since the Jungle is a dangerous place and has too many variables outside Templetown, she prefers to stay home, cook, clean, ride your dick, Earl will watch, and go watch the various games and sports in town.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 12:43:47 2019 No.20961444 >>20961341 She's a wild one and is wondering why are humans so weak compared to her. Either that or she finds your fanfic of her

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 12:51:04 2019 No.20961473 >>20961298 What a cool dragon. I would be her adoring fan

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 12:52:23 2019 No.20961477 >>20961362 Living the dream! nothing wrong with that

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 12:53:58 2019 No.20961485 >>20961436 sounds pretty comfortable and lewd also fuck earl,asshole ate the berries

Anonymous Fri Mar 8 13:00:00 2019 No.20961507

>>20961485
My brain went a little blank when writing it, so sorry if I forgot to mention "classic fantasy jungle" tropes. Also, like any good member of Templetown, she has a huge soft booty waiting to be played with.
Earl really is a dick, we'll scream and screech when you two fuck, but will be as quiet as a saint any other time

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 13:04:03 2019 No.20961525 >>20961233 Why? Isnt MC middle aged depressed salary man?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 13:04:34 2019 No.20961526 >>20961507 >we'll scream and screech Howler Monkey Kakuen when?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 13:07:44 2019 No.20961538 >>20961507 >spoiler You and the succ just gotta outdo him

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 13:09:44 2019 No.20961544 >>20961247 Yeah, I expected more le olde thick kansai accent, she sounds more like generic loli

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 13:10:50 2019 No.20961549 >>20961525 He is, but when reading the manga I imagined him with a bit younger voice. But like I said, I'm all in for middle aged and middle age sounding characters among these "high school students".

Anonymous Fri Mar 8 13:10:57 2019 No.20961550

>>20961538
This, you will gain the PRIVILEGE of having sex in auditory peace if you can out scream him. Only if you can beat him at volume, pitch and length can you gain tranquility. The other Succs are generally easy and sex is upfront, but not Junglebus, you must EARN your right to fuck her!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 13:13:18 2019 No.20961560 >>20961538 >>20961550 But what if doing it to much causes earl to mutate into a parrot harpy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 13:17:14 2019 No.20961572 >>20961477 Looks more like a nightmare to him

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 13:19:30 2019 No.20961582 Did the image server just choke?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 13:23:25 2019 No.20961595 >>20961582 The gremlins are at it again

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 13:35:10 2019 No.20961634 >>20961595 They're trying to reroute us to shortstack and fluffy ear porn!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 13:37:43 2019 No.20961643 >>20961634 The fiends! I’m going to go give them a piece of my dick!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 13:43:56 2019 No.20961659 >>20961572 A good kind of nightmare! like being cornered by ushi onis on a dark alley

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 13:48:57 2019 No.20961677 >>20961507 Does every girl in Templetown have a big juicy caramel booty? That sounds like the kind of place I wanna visit during carnivale then.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 13:52:34 2019 No.20961687 >>20961436 I rather want a stoic mesoamerican lizard girl warrior as a wife

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 13:53:43 2019 No.20961691 File: 1.18 MB, 2940x1791, 1517723061270.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20960590 desu I'd want two, max. I'd be perfectly happy with one, even.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 13:53:58 2019 No.20961692 >>20961677 Yup, unlike the Tittykingdom, templetown seems to be all about the rear all year

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 14:02:47 2019 No.20961715 >>20961677 Yes! It's the signature of the jungle! >inb4 KC adds the Aztec mgs and they either don't have legs/ass or are more titty centric >>20961687 They are plenty of mgs to choose from, Junglebi, Lamias, Bug types, Lizards/Salamanders and more!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 14:10:36 2019 No.20961742 >>20961691 I'm with you. I have one dick and wouldn't want to split my attention too many ways the rest of the time anyway. Plus, I like being alone sometimes, and the more girls you have the harder and less fair that becomes to do.

Anonymous Fri Mar 8 14:15:12 2019 No.20961759

>>20961742
For me it's about the lack of intimacy and romance with the idea of a harem. Not to mention most of the time someone always ends up as a 3rd wheel and it's hard for everyone to get equal time. I would much rather just have my one and only wife and if I want to experience a threesome or more I would give her a doppelganger potion.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 14:18:54 2019 No.20961768 File: 234 KB, 1920x2337, 29bafaafdaa2189a1ad5c197bba8f5cb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Monster starts heartpupiling Is this the kind of emergency where you should run as fast as you can?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 14:19:48 2019 No.20961774 >>20961768 Run towards her? Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 14:20:38 2019 No.20961776 >>20961691 Two is also my max but only with certain girls, otherwise I'd stick with the one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 14:21:13 2019 No.20961779 >>20961768 This is one of those situations in which you don't run because you'll only get raped tired. The smartest thing to do is strip so you don't suddenly find your wardrobe one set of clothes smaller.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 14:22:14 2019 No.20961781 >>20961691 I am happy with one Two only if both agree Four mostly for cosplay parties,i dont think i can handle four but i am a sucker for 5 member teams

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 14:23:40 2019 No.20961787 >>20961779 Or shredded,think on all the clothing MG shred raping their mates,what if it was his favorite shirt?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 14:24:57 2019 No.20961790 >>20961768 Thankfully I've never known a loli to heart pupil outside of intimate scenarios.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 14:25:13 2019 No.20961792 File: 592 KB, 1133x1640, cow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This outlaw is starting trouble in your town. Do you do some business with the big iron on your hip?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 14:27:02 2019 No.20961801 >>20961787 They get a new one made from mg materials

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 14:27:40 2019 No.20961805 >>20961792 Yup, at high noon

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 14:28:29 2019 No.20961807 >>20961790 I don't know, familiars have some tricks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 14:30:27 2019 No.20961817 >>20961792 I don't own any revolvers, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 14:32:34 2019 No.20961824 >>20961792 No big iron here, just smol steel. We're going Clancy today.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 14:33:07 2019 No.20961825 >>20961807 I'm already weak to them though

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 14:33:51 2019 No.20961829 >>20961792 She seems to enjoy seeing someone reload during a battle.

Anonymous Fri Mar 8 14:45:09 2019 No.20961869

>>20961792
>meet her at twenty past eleven, by the bell tower
>she is looking smug as she shows off her gun, the notches numbering one and nineteen more
>toss my own gun away, pull out my BIG IRON
>she is at a loss for words as it hardens
>it is all over in a moment, the crowd gathers around
>as I mercilessly pound the outlaw into submission
And that's how I met your mother.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 14:55:23 2019 No.20961913 >>20961692 >>20961715 So even the polite and warm helpful girls that seem innocent have bunda like an obscene bronze beach babe there?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 14:55:55 2019 No.20961916 >>20961792 Six shots, more that enough to rape anything that moves

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 14:59:30 2019 No.20961929 >>20961768 A cake with heart-pupils are a formidable force indeed. When Ms. Haku gets into that state, all you can do is hide under your desk and hope for the best.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 15:00:15 2019 No.20961933 >>20961916 Six shots is more than anyone needs! We need to ban baby making assault dicks!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 15:04:05 2019 No.20961953 File: 574 KB, 1508x1958, 1545578072448.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shock Monkey!

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>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 15:09:06 2019 No.20961979 >>20961913 Their butts are the most dangerous... One minute she's showing you around the Jungle and what plants to avoid, next thing you know you're pumping babies into her big fat ass with no remorse. Remember: In the jungle, nothing is innocent.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 15:09:09 2019 No.20961980 >>20961929 Heart-pupil Haku is one thing, but when her eyes and eye-accessories start to glow you are done for.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 15:10:02 2019 No.20961985 >>20961953 Padoru

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 15:12:43 2019 No.20961992 >>20961979 Dear god yes. What would a Templetown Troll look like?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 15:14:21 2019 No.20962005 File: 444 KB, 411x580, 1527998019100.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20961768 Run directly towards her and start immediately making babies, yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 15:14:24 2019 No.20962007 >>20961992 What would a Templetown Troll look like? Danger.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 15:16:59 2019 No.20962016 >>20961953 Every monster could use a rear like the Kakuen's.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 15:16:59 2019 No.20962017 >>20961967 .less?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 15:21:58 2019 No.20962037 >>20961953 If she's yellow then she's a Rajang monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 15:22:48 2019 No.20962042 >>20962007 They're just a bit less chesty than usual; the ass is already fat.

Anonymous Fri Mar 8 15:27:14 2019 No.20962062
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Finished with the Slime Nostrum translation.
https://pastebin.com/eF3uuhVH

>Slime Nostrum
>Rarity ◊◊

>A magical potion made by mixing the surplus part of a slime, "Slime Jelly", with various chemicals.
>It is a very thick liquid potion, whose color is various types of blue, red, purple or pink.
>When a human man drinks it, he will release a mucus resembling a highly viscous semi-liquid "slime" from his body, and will be able to freely manipulate it.

>When it enters the man's body by drinking it, the slime is absorbed into the body, and mixes with the man's mana to become one.
>After the man lets loose his own mana outside the body, he can transform it into a mucus-like slime, and manipulate it with his own will.
>In other words, this magic potion makes men's mana have the nature of "slime", and is said to be close to the feeling that it becomes possible to use "slime creation and manipulation magic".

>Due to its high viscosity, the slime can entwine and restrain your partner.
>In addition, by strongly putting in mana it is also possible to melt things other than living beings, and it is also possible to dissolve only clothing and armor without harming your partner's body.
>Although it is a magical potion considered to have various uses, naturally because monsters give it to men to drink to enjoy intercourse with their partners, the main use is for women to be overrun, wrapped up in, and toyed with by mucus during sex.

>This slime is the mana of a man, that is, a monster's favorite food, essence, transformed into a slime state, and by using it on a monster companion, it brings irresistible pleasure.
>In addition, by soaking in from the skin or otherwise being absorbed into the body, it works as a powerful aphrodisiac that melts the mind and robs it of thinking ability, making the body burn and become extremely sensitive.
>The freely expanding and contracting slime can wrap around their body's favorite places and caress them, and just from its persistent sticky sensation, they experience pleasure and ecstasy as if they are completely coated in their partner's semen, and their body begins to strongly burn.
>The slime can also slip into any of a woman's holes, it is possible for it to enter from the mouth or vagina, and caress them from the inside.
>The slime that slipped into the body boosts the sexual feelings of the vaginal walls, uterus, and mouth with a more powerful aphrodisiac effect, and just by lightly rubbing the interior, the sticky mucus easily brings them to climax.
>The slime that entangled in the back of the throat and entered the womb, because of its mucus-like quality, will be absorbed over a much longer time than the usual essence.
>The sensation of that siphoned essence is as if the mana of the man that is their partner is trying to slip into them, and as long as the slime remains, it will bring persistently sticky pleasure and ecstasy.

>Furthermore, the slime produced by this magical potion has the power of "essence siphoning" that captures your partner's mana, and the feeling of the slime sucking mana is also brought to the man that manipulates it.
>That is, by wrapping the slime around monsters, it will take in a small amount of the mana that monsters emit, and if it invades the mouth or vagina, it will absorb the thicker mana contained in saliva or love juice.
>If you take in the mana of a monster, the pleasure brought by "essence siphoning", and of course the feeling of the swelling body heat and lust due to the effect of erosion, makes a man's thoughts and reason easily melt like slime.
>Even if you try to use this magical potion for the sake of restraining an attacking monster, from the moment you entwine with that body, a pleasure close to "sex" is brought.
>The more you touch a monster with slime, the more you wrap around that body, the more you caress it, the more you slip into it, that pleasure is strengthened, and the man's thoughts will melt into slime, coming only to think about indulging in the pleasure of sex.
>In the end, from the moment of extending this slime towards a monster, no matter what it is or for whatever reason, acts outside of joining with a monster are impossible, and becoming a prisoner of sex with a monster's flesh is unavoidable.

>In addition, this magical potion is made for men with a strong ability to produce mana inside the body, and when a human woman drinks it, all of the mana in the body becomes "slime", and then she transforms into a monster of the slime genus such as "Dark Slime".
>Also, if a man that drank this magical potion slips slime into the body of a human woman, the slime may remain unabsorbed, in which case, the slime will propagate within the woman and start to have a will, and there is a possibility the woman will change into a "Slime Carrier".

That sure was a lot for just a slime potion. We're almost there boys, just one article left.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 15:28:20 2019 No.20962067 >>20961980 >Come on out, okay? >I just thought your essay was so thoughtful and insightful~ Terrifying.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 15:31:17 2019 No.20962074 >>20962062 >you can make parasite slimes of your own mana Wasnt expecting that

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 15:33:28 2019 No.20962084 >>20962005 But anon echidnas scare me,they are one of the most baby making crazy monsters

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 15:34:42 2019 No.20962087 >>20962062 >self-made parasite slime I'm not sure if that's more or less weird than the original third-wheel concept

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 15:35:24 2019 No.20962091 >>20962062 I want to attack my Dark Slime wife with slime tendrils of my own!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 15:35:47 2019 No.20962093 >>20962062 >when a human woman drinks it, all of the mana in the body becomes "slime", and then she transforms into a monster of the slime genus Instant wifeslime, just add bottle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 15:36:50 2019 No.20962096 >>20962062 what if i feed it to another MG? say a dragon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 15:38:33 2019 No.20962106 >>20962062 >Doppel >Tentacle >Slime Damn KC is3/4on these top tier potions.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 15:40:58 2019 No.20962114 >>20961953 But arnt humans already monkeys?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 15:41:20 2019 No.20962115 >>20962062 The Night Gaunt is my favorite monster. To me it seems a little redundant for someone being married to one but I guess could be fun to retain a bunch of your transformed powers while still in human form.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 15:41:46 2019 No.20962119 >>20962005 >>20962084 >Echidna making a baby-making schedule >filled with what items/potions to use when going for a certain type of mamono

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 15:43:30 2019 No.20962129 >>20962119 I still have the headcanon all echidnas have yearly meetings to share tips/rituals on how to get certain species or how to farm husbando

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 15:44:09 2019 No.20962130 >>20962129 That sounds like a game

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 15:45:15 2019 No.20962132 >>20962130 Are you implying completing the daugheru catalog isnt a game? or make the most dangerous dungeon? or create monotype dungeons? or themed?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 15:45:52 2019 No.20962134 >>20962106 >gangbang shit >tentacle shit >top Imagine having tastes this /d/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 15:45:57 2019 No.20962136 >>20962129 >dungeon making meetings >baby making meetings Echidnas sure are industrious

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 15:50:03 2019 No.20962148 >>20962096 Hybrids do exist no matter how rare if you take things like Dragonia as canon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 15:53:06 2019 No.20962153 imagine an echidna giving birth to a never before seen, totally brand new species of monster and both the echidna and husband have no knowledge about the species. what would you do as a couple as the echidna's husband?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 15:53:56 2019 No.20962155 >>20962153 Love it and raise it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 15:54:49 2019 No.20962159 >>20962153 Give headpats

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 15:55:00 2019 No.20962162 >>20962153 Wife would be smug as fuck about it to other echidnas This too >>20962155

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 15:58:51 2019 No.20962175 >>20962153 Would an echidna give birth to a slime Carrier or Parasite slime?

Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:01:04 2019 No.20962184 [SPOILER]

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>>20962153
>imagine an echidna giving birth to a never before seen, totally brand new species of monster and both the echidna and husband have no knowledge about the species.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:01:09 2019 No.20962185 >>20962175 A human girl and her parasite slime twin

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:02:08 2019 No.20962188 >>20962184 If your baby looks like this, don't buy and candles.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:04:12 2019 No.20962197 >>20962185 So do the fuse in the crib?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:04:23 2019 No.20962198 i want be fucked by an angry lilim

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:09:25 2019 No.20962213 >>20962062 I could see using this to add something new to the bedroom, or just slipping it in someone's drink.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:12:04 2019 No.20962230 >>20962153 I imagine that echidna birthing always takes place near some water just in case she gives birth to an aquatic type

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:14:34 2019 No.20962249 >>20960590 I'd stop at 5 probably

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:19:10 2019 No.20962273 >>20962198 Sounds great >tfw no lilim mistress

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:21:06 2019 No.20962281 >>20962249 Why?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:23:04 2019 No.20962292 File: 93 KB, 597x1378, 55e842dddc6bc840016e344513976542.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20962198 What about stranded on a island with a feral ANGRY lilim?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:23:30 2019 No.20962294 >>20962134 Yeah man, imagine liking monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:27:14 2019 No.20962322 >>20962292 A preview of what she will do to your pelvis

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:28:49 2019 No.20962336 >>20962322 Thats your punishment for eating the juiciest coconut water in miles

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:32:15 2019 No.20962346 File: 167 KB, 1029x1500, IMG_20180424_144238.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20962017 It certainly is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:32:35 2019 No.20962349 >>20962294 >comparing monstergirls to gangbangs or tentacle sex

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:34:10 2019 No.20962358 >>20962349 They differ on the /d/ scale, but never forget that monstergirls are in fact /d/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:35:52 2019 No.20962368 >When an angel/valk has to go guard an anon that loves huge breasts. They call it a breast plate for a reason

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:37:13 2019 No.20962376 >>20962358 t. /d/

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:38:24 2019 No.20962383 >>20962376 You must be too new to know about monstergirls colorful history. I envy your ignorance.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:38:38 2019 No.20962386 >Baphomet that calls you daddy only during sex

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:40:15 2019 No.20962395 >>20962368 Because it protects her breasts from his most unholy desires? It'd probably help if she hadn't taken the boobplate option, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:42:25 2019 No.20962411 >>20962395 Of course she wouldn't wear boobplate! That isn't effective armor! Sure, its tighter than she remembered but that's a coincidence. Anon's not a bad guy, for a pervert.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:49:38 2019 No.20962455 >>20962386 I would prefer never

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:58:04 2019 No.20962497 >>20962383 It's more that I'm too old to fall for your historical revisionism. There's not a whole lot separating /d/fags like you and furfags, when you both keep trying to drag monstergirls down into the ditch with you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:58:20 2019 No.20962500 >>20962386 Only if shes a lolibaba

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:58:34 2019 No.20962502 >>20962395 >>20962411 the fact that she thinks that anon can't keep his dick in check by himself would probably make him a little sad

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:13:36 2019 No.20962580 File: 279 KB, 1024x1460, __original_drawn_by_ibenz009__4aca8b68fb65ee95c847e07f149e4c31.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20962346 So many Angel art lately. Not that I mind

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:16:41 2019 No.20962604 >>20962580 Its the perfect time for a Seraphim girl then.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:17:02 2019 No.20962607 >>20962500 That's the best type of baphomet

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:20:21 2019 No.20962625 >>20962502 Well yeah, why wouldn't she expect anon to constantly be thinking about huge tits and how big hers would be?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:24:09 2019 No.20962654 >>20962114 Kakuens like Humans, because they're like weird Monkeys with no tail and funny-shaped ears.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:24:52 2019 No.20962658 File: 141 KB, 776x973, 69886519_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How smug do you guys like your monoeyes?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:25:13 2019 No.20962661 >>20962658 The pregnant kind of smug

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:26:58 2019 No.20962674 File: 635 KB, 1300x629, Bicorn2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20961035 Note that the profile only says that is an "easy" number for the harem to top out at. The limit could be a good deal higher.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:28:39 2019 No.20962684 >>20962674 I want a heavy warrior harem with a massively muscled bicorn...Except for the chubby, shortstack houri that lvoes playing housewife.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:28:46 2019 No.20962685 >>20962625 well anon may love boobs, but I somewhat doubt he's thinking about them 24/7

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:29:55 2019 No.20962689 >>20962658 Now the Monoeye will bully you!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:29:59 2019 No.20962690 >>20962674 The problem with getting big harems is that monster girls would probably start turning you down after a certain number.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:30:59 2019 No.20962697 >>20962658 Not smug.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:33:27 2019 No.20962705 >>20962684 >muscled bicorn I now really fucking want one. I bet she makes the other harem members watch and wait their turn as you fuck her

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:35:47 2019 No.20962714 >>20962580 >Ibenz Let me guess, she was a boy

Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:38:59 2019 No.20962730
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Here are some kobold waifus I thought of in the shower, I might brainstorm some cats idk.
Pick one (1) to three (3)
>Puppy- A small fluffy loli that looks straight out of the puppy sabbath. She loves to drink cummies, play fetch and is still in her 4-legged stage
>Doberman- 6 feet of dark skinned muscle, this guard dog will keep you safe and cozy. Submissive bitch in private, will do whatever you say. Loves anal.
>St. Bernard- A chunky chubster wrapped in endless mofu. Loves to be lazy and let you appreciate her squishy-ness. Can out-cuddle a Yeti and out-drink a Satyr
>Labrador- Despite her thickness, tall height and motherly charm, she's not a MILF. Yet. She loves to dote on you and act like your Momster.
>Retriever- Man's best friend, YOUR best friend. A total genki tomboy who loves to drink beer, play video games, give sloppy bjs and do all your favorite hobbies. Kind of Yandere
>Chihuahua- No she's not a little kid. Yes she's older than you. No it's not pedomorphisis. This little "loli" is a feisty, aggressive, mean and stubborn little bitch. A terrifying fix of yandere and tsundere.
>Shiba Inu- Squinted eyes, mofu, and can't speak a lick of english. Yep, she's from Zipangu. Despite not being able to speak english, she still show tons of love and affection. Will probably always wear a kimono.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:39:40 2019 No.20962736 File: 2.91 MB, 3638x4127, Renael-416567-Jellyroll+silvercrusher+commission+big+tit+ren.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20962580 Angels are nice and fluffy.

Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:39:51 2019 No.20962739

>>20962497
Sir, pretty much everything that isn't vanilla sex between two human beings is in fact /d/, just look at /h/, mge still wouldn't be allowed there even if you reomved the monstergirl aspect. aren't you a newfag pretending to be a oldfag, are you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:42:26 2019 No.20962756 >>20962730 Puppy Chihuahua Shiba-Inu Yes, I am a lolicon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:43:21 2019 No.20962763 File: 312 KB, 719x692, 15456875644565.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Is something wrong Master Anon? You've barely touched your tea.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:44:03 2019 No.20962770 >>20962736 too big

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:45:48 2019 No.20962785 Who'd win in a fight, A dragon or an angel?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:45:51 2019 No.20962787 >>20962763 Why is my tea colored like a rainbow?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:45:54 2019 No.20962788 >>20962763 I bet she isn't even wearing pants

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:46:11 2019 No.20962794 http://imgbox.com/g/USNjb3C0TK Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 25. They've been taken from Twitter, Pixiv, Gelbooru, Danbooru. This concludes the weekly report. Pixiv's almost done too. about 1.4k images in total.

Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:46:39 2019 No.20962797 [SPOILER]

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Please send help, I keep thinking of the monster girl riot cop version of this and I can't stop laughing while being terrified of the implications.

>My guess is she took her double dose of pre-workout semen and protein, got called in on her way to the gym, and is not happy about having to skip leg day and her post-workout whey shake mixed with freshly squeezed man-mana

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:51:45 2019 No.20962822 >>20962690 The problem with any harem is the moment you have more than one waifu, you cannot devote all of yourself to her. And you can give of your self progressively less and less the more girls there are. A harem is born out of pure selfishness

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:53:59 2019 No.20962835 >>20962797 Would this be a virginity riot bythe virgin men trying to tell the man the dislike the laws.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:54:40 2019 No.20962838 File: 170 KB, 900x1200, zLuZ56oV_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20962794 What does a postal worker need a gun for?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:55:17 2019 No.20962845 >>20962705 That or she strives to be the strongest of the lot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:56:18 2019 No.20962851 >>20962770 You lost me

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:57:56 2019 No.20962856 >>20962851 tits too big for me

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:58:47 2019 No.20962861 File: 371 KB, 719x692, 113232435436.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20962787 Don't worry about it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:59:40 2019 No.20962863 >>20962736 Trash /d/ expansion shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 18:21:27 2019 No.20962951 >>20962736 Something something Land of milk and honey

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 18:26:51 2019 No.20962983 >>20962951 That's a lotta milk.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 18:39:12 2019 No.20963052 >>20962983 Its filled with hopes and prayers....also lots of milk.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 18:44:22 2019 No.20963092 >>20962062 So it does nothing if consumed by a monster? That's very disappointing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 18:44:52 2019 No.20963098 >>20962736 >>20962951 Angel Milk probably tastes amazing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 18:45:48 2019 No.20963104 >>20963098 Yup, the hardest part is getting it out of her.

Anonymous Fri Mar 8 18:48:33 2019 No.20963118

>>20963098
You ever been so thirsty you can just drink litre after litre of water and it tastes so sweet and you gulp and skull it down, but after you're done you realise you drank way too much and now your stomach is flooded and it's real uncomfortable?

Yeah, that's angel milk only without the last part

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:03:07 2019 No.20963211 >>20962730 >I might brainstorm some cats idk. Don't waste you time thinking about useless shit. Dog girls are the only thing a person needs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:07:58 2019 No.20963239 >>20963104 Just convince her you need it for a heroic quest.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:16:12 2019 No.20963291 >>20963239 That may be tough. What quest needs angel milk?

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Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:16:31 2019 No.20963297

>>20963211
Well, the thing is I'm a cat person and didn't want to leave myself out. Cats are difficult though, with dogs the breeds are all different and unique, but cats are just, big cat, small cat, long tail, short tail, big fluff, medium fluff, no fluff. So I might leave it with doggos.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:17:03 2019 No.20963300 >>20963118 Sounds heavenly. >>20963239 >this is all it takes for her to pop her breastplate open and breathe heavily offering her leaking nips Titty-Angels are addicts deep down. Addicts to giving their milk!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:17:57 2019 No.20963306 >>20963239 >'Well, I suppose I can make a glass...' >No! It has to be drunk directly from your breasts! It was very specific! >'E-Eh?!'

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:22:07 2019 No.20963331 File: 444 KB, 614x800, 1551572485143.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shortstack nee-chans.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:23:59 2019 No.20963345 >>20963331 I bet she packs lunches for her little brother before he goes adventuring!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:25:59 2019 No.20963353 >>20963345 What a lucky guy, I hope he shows proper gratitude to his doting nee-chan.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:27:06 2019 No.20963357 >>20963332 >That bill >$60 The numbers ain't adding up. Where's the extra 15 dollars coming from on the final cost

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:27:53 2019 No.20963359 >>20963357 A generous tip?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:31:06 2019 No.20963373 Psst, hey /mgt/ post simple sketch ideas.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:31:06 2019 No.20963374 File: 235 KB, 850x1202, Draph 15.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20963331 The Cutest nee-chans. Although dont forget to be a good Onii-chan to your pai-lolis.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:31:41 2019 No.20963377 UNPOPULAR OPINION: the whole "monsters are literally incapable of cheating" aspect is overrated. I'd rather have a waifu that stays faithful out of moral conviction than one who stays faithful just because they're literally programmed to.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:31:55 2019 No.20963380 >>20963359 >Not tipping in cash Hand in your gun. You're officially no longer an American

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:31:57 2019 No.20963381 >>20963373 Hatter blowing a kiss!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:32:08 2019 No.20963382 >>20963373 A smug Ratatoskr, with a big fluffy tail, wearing a shirt that reads 'GIGA FLUFF'

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:32:14 2019 No.20963383 File: 83 KB, 513x788, 1494336486892.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20963345 Would a Tsundere shortstack nee-chan do that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:33:01 2019 No.20963391 >>20963373 Anon trying to play hide and seek with his ghost gf but she's cheating by floating through the walls

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:33:04 2019 No.20963393 >>20963374 I want an absolutely adorable pai-loli imouto With extra extra fluffy pai

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:33:16 2019 No.20963396 >>20963373 Sheep can't sleep.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:33:24 2019 No.20963397 >>20963373 Ah shortstack Dwarf.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:33:58 2019 No.20963401 >>20963373 Demon drinking wine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:34:00 2019 No.20963402 File: 677 KB, 879x600, index.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20963373 Yamakaze from Kantai Collection as an oomukade.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:34:09 2019 No.20963405 >>20963383 She would act indifferent, but insist on coming with you so you don't do something stupid and get hurt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:34:53 2019 No.20963410 >>20963377 >trusting sex obsessed thots to have moral convictions It's better this way

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:35:22 2019 No.20963413 >>20963383 She would do it in secret just in case you needed it and call you a baka when you tell her you forgot. >>20963393 Extra extra fluff oppai are the best!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:36:55 2019 No.20963425 >>20963410 >replying to bait

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:37:56 2019 No.20963429 >>20963373 smol girl hugs

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:38:27 2019 No.20963433 >>20963373 Troll holding back her rape urges

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:42:13 2019 No.20963460 >>20963413 >Extra fluff Oppai loli wants a piggyback ride >Always leaves you with a boner Perfect little Wight sister!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:44:17 2019 No.20963471 >>20963373 Red Druella making a embarrassed face

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:45:39 2019 No.20963483 >>20962281 I have about five species I really like maybe 6

Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:48:34 2019 No.20963504

>>20963460
>Playing tag with Extra fluff pai-loli wight.
>see her massive breasts swing unabatted when she chases you.
>uses her spirit claws on you when ever she tries to tag you.
>try to hide your massive boner after she tags you a few times.
Such a cute lil'sis.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:53:13 2019 No.20963539 >>20963504 Hnnnnnggggg

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:55:13 2019 No.20963551 >>20963373 owl reading a book

Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:57:11 2019 No.20963561

>>20963504
>”Niii chaaaan! Come back! Hehe- oof!”
>she’s faceplants right into her enormous pure white airbags
>turn around in concern, not realizing your huge dick is aggressively sticking straight out in front
>she’s looks up wiping her eyes staring at it before smiling
>”Fwee hee hee~”
>before you can react she reaches up and grabs onto it
>”Tag! I got you~!”
>play a different game the rest of the night in her lavish bedroom
Hope her parents don’t find out.

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