Monster Girl Thread

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Chaos girls are neat.

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Bully the shorties!

[Anonymous No.]

>Use a Dopple potion to make a duplicate of yourself
>One of you fucks your wife to get her to full Eldritch mode
>Together, you chase after the other one of you

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>>20942923
Ryu trying to use a smartphone and being perplexed! her big claws can't type properly!

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>>20942943
She’s just not tech savvy

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Got some more birthday pictures from friends. Dragons are just the best and I want to ferociously eat mine out.

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>>20942855 Here's everything
New archive: https://mega.nz/#F!T24xwYLB!V_dXLWUSLQXqVsHqNuAwxQ
Wiki gallery: https://pastebin.com/DFXhrXkc

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>>20942948
>technology inept ryu
>confounded by the modern contraptions of current year humanity
I love it, its adorable

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Where are the good loli stories? I already know about quicksilver/kdf.

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Meeting your waifu's father for the first time

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>>20942968
>Anon! Why do these computers keep saying they’re going to sleep when I also turned them off? Do they tire that easily?

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>>20942953
Very cute waifu, and nice sideboob. Happy birthday!

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Why are gremlins so cute?

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>>20942953
That cake is getting everywhere.

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>>20943008
Thanks!

>>20943024
She's just a messy dragon, don't worry about it.

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>>20943023
Where's the oppai gremlins

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>>20942992
Makes me think of how much a wurm would enjoy the Sticky Keys sound

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>>20943040

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>>20943044
I’d do IT for mgs, can’t be worse that normal folks

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>>20942953
So. A man who loves a black dragon. May your life be filled with happiness even as mine is.

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>>20942989
>Come, Son. We have many recipes to discuss... she's very particular about her sauces

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If your waifu could have an orgasm from something other than your dick, what would it be? What is she a slut for?

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>>20943111
Core massage. And arousal control with dark insignias.

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Anubis-chan is here to judge your heart for the afterlife. How do you prove to her that you were a good man?

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>>20943111
Sweets.
And I was the one who introduced her to them.

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>>20943111
Me playing with her breasts and nipples in particular.
>>20943117
I mean I never acted out on any of the evil thoughts I had, that has to count for something.

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>>20943111
Tongue
Fingers
A strawberry-shaped vibrator she got from the Lich to "relieve stress"

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>>20943117
Good and evil are irrelevant to my enlightened status. I desire neither heaven nor hell, for the cause of suffering is desire, and to yearn for one when met with the other causes suffering, but to be indifferent to either makes both the same.
Namuamidabuttsu

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Chaos girls are very neat and Wendigos are my favorite. I really love them!

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>>20943111
Probably kissing, spanking or her ears

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>>20943111
Definitely my massages and oiling her scales.

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>>20943111
Giving her flat little chest a massage and playing with her nipples. Additionally rubbing her thighs and round little butt.

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>>20943111
I very sensual and deep back massage while I whisper very sweet things to her.

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>>20943111
All sorts of things anon, though it might take several hours of thorough attention to whatever activity she's craving, same with our daughteru. Some of said activities include:
>mouth and throat play (waifu especially)
>nipple and/or breast play
>anal play
>kissing (occasionally)
>spanking
>tickling (daughteru especially)

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>>20943150
Hey KDF, write any good lolicore lately?

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>>20943167
You're off by a few posts.

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>>20943111
a banana in her pussy, she monkey girl

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>>20943111
Definitely eating her plump pussy out. Even having my head between her thighs with nothing else can get her going

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>>20943170
I didn't realize he had a disciple.
>>20943160
>>20943150

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>>20943138
The Night Gaunt and Nacho are my favorites. I really do love the Nacho. The entry makes me want to protect her and keep her bit so she could be at peace. She would probably be my favorite but the freedom to fly anywhere and do anything over staying in one place for the web makes the Night Gaunt narrowly win. Plus I love the latex bodysuit of the Night Gaunt.

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>>20943167
I'm over here >>20943160, but did you mean loli in general or loli Manticore? Either way the answer is unfortunately no. Motivation is quite rare these days anon.

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>>20943111
My blood

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>>20943167
Not him. My wife is a Night Gaunt.

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>>20943183
Nacho is my runner up for favorite too. Only thing is both my Wendi and Nacho would be older women instead of lolis.

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How deep is a Manticore's tailpussy?

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>>20943111
Aren't raijus sluts for headpats?

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>>20943187
That's a shame. Do you happen to have any good loli/daughteru recs in the meantime?

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>>20943208
No, that's a shitty meme that got shilled by an autist.

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>>20943205
Given that it transports semen to the rest of the body, I'd imagine it goes as deep as you can force it, but anything past the bulb would be the equivalent of deepthroating.

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>>20943210
I don't have much patience for reading these days, so not really anon. What specific sort of things are you looking for though?

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>>20943212
Why this wouldn't be a thing? I can see that happening

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>>20943219
Cute chubby bellies, round pert butts, little budding breasts, excitable attitudes, and unconditional affection. You know the good stuff

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>>20943231
Good taste anon. No promises, but we'll see how work today goes.

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>>20943230
Not himbut raiju's are sluts for hubby's cock. The headpat meme is dumb and she will shock and rape you if you only give headpats.

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>>20943231
Oh by the way, what girl were you thinking of?

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Speaking of raijus I like to headcanon that they can become the lighting and use that form to travel along wires.

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>>20943264
Not him, but I like felines. I also unironically like when you write about your daughteru.

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>>20943264
I like all girls but have a particular hankering for powerful monsters that haven't yet grown into that power. Dragons, manticores, amazons, thunderbird, that sort of thing.

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>stick arm out
>your harpy gf lands on it
>people around clap

I wish I could fucking draw it seems like a cute comic idea. I need to get my shit together and practice

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>>20943204
I like lolis with a completely flat chest and round thighs and butt. Honestly, I think the on profile Nacho has my favorite body type of any girl he has ever done.

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>>20943346
She is too big for that, doing that is just going to make you fall

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>>20943353
not if you're /fit/ tho

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>>20942948
more like her paw is too big for the phone

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>>20943408
Good work sherlock holmes, how did you figure that one out, two hours later?

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>>20943111
Music. She would blast speakers at full volume and sink in the cacophony.

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>>20943117
I kept my Lego well organized and one time I kicked a poisonous snake while hiking.

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What kind of outfits does your wife wear?

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>>20943452
unironically robe and wizard hat.

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>>20943452
Your lich wife is the cutest lich.

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>>20943452
My waifu uses her slime as clothing.

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>>20943452
Seasonal clothes and sundresses please Barb draw a Troll wearing a sundress

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>>20943464
But what kind of clothing?

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>>20943452
Kimonos and casual clothing.

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>>20943452
Latex slime but I would try to buy some Sabbath uniforms (especially Ropurotto's and Kuro's Sabbath for her wear every now and then).

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>>20943471
Usually a bra and some short shorts, but on special occasions she likes to make full slime dresses.

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>>20943458
Thank you my friend

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>>20943452
Cheshire does panties and an overly large T-shirt
Jinko does a tank top and jeans

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>>20943117
There's nothing I could say to justify being such a jerk to my sister.

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>>20943452
Stretchy spandex pants and a tank top, both woefully underprepared to handle her curves, though moreso the pants

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>daughters

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[Anonymous No.]

What is your opinion of Dorafs mgt?

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>>20943607
Breed

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>>20943607
Breedable.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no griffon waifu to become fiercely protective of and loyal to you
>tfw no griffon waifu to become fiercely protective of and loyal to
I'd learn to handle a sword and shield just to be her battle partner. It'd be fun to spar with her from time to time.

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>>20943607
cute horns

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>>20943618
>>20943622
I want to rub my draph waifu's pregnant belly.

>>20943627
They make great handle bars.

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>>20943117
The majority of my actions have been out of good intentions and with positive outcomes.

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>>20943353
>your harpy gf lands on it
>people around clap
>wildly off balance, you and her collapse
>end up with your head between her thighs and she accidentally locks her legs together
>people around gasp in concern
>succubi around “oooooh” and giggle like schoolgirls

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>>20943650
Tsuns with huge honkers are something we need more of.

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>>20943740
Yes we do.
Especially when BEEG tier

[Anonymous No.]

looking for an erotic story I read some time ago. It was a plant goddess using multiples of herself to tease and then bang 8 dudes. Good shit but could not find it ever again.

After some research I found the names Alraune and Liliraune that seem to ring a bell. However no luck finding the story.

Can you help an anon out?

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>>20943745
Shortstack works too though.

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>>20943740
Agreed. Short tsuns with huge racks are olev.

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>>20943420
Are you retarded or something?

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>>20943607
Minaba or whoever on Cygames who had that idea to make all cowgirls in the game shortstacks, that person deserves the best.

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>>20943764
>banging 8 dudes.
This is not a place where you should seek that kind of info, anon.
Otherwise, at least try to come up with a site where you could've possibly read that story, to narrow the search down.

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>>20943801
God bless who ever made that decision. Same with the person who though to make them start growing massive titties at like 6

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>>20943828
Now they just need to make Colo Mag-tan canon

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>>20943772
I enjoy both so long as they’re tsun and hugely busty

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How long can a weresheep go without sheering before she falls asleep because of her own fluff?

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>>20943894
The comfiest girls

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>>20943452
Miia is pretty fashionable and actually has a lot nice outfits in the manga. Even her "normal outfit" gets a lot of variation, so it's not like she's just wearing the same clothes forever.

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>>20943452
Lots of gold.

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>>20943452
High-split dresses that show off her legs. Short skirts that show off her legs. Hot pants that show off her legs.

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I love angels!

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>>20944115
Stop spamming .less's shite OC.

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Have you heard? There's this miraculous travelling marriage councilor that can patch up even the rockiest of marriages! This outta show those nasty monsters we don't need them to be happy.

Remeber, if you or a friend needs help with their marriage just call Mrs Nemod, soon you'll feel like two crazy young adults in love.

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>>20944120
>Posted once
>Spamming

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>>20944120
This smile is not shite!

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>>20944137
How would Mrs. Nemond deal with marriage troubles beyond more sex. Like a vampire or wight that treats her husband like a child insisting that she knows best and makes all the decisions without even consulting him?

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>>20944171
>"You sure don't treat him like a child when that thing down there plops out"

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>>20944163
She's a trash gangbang whore that's connected with .less's shitty monster boy oc that he later made into a "girl"

[Anonymous No.]

reminder:
your waifus are
literal [w h o r e s]

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>>20944187
Hello, welcome to MGE, please read any non zero amount of lore before posting here.

[Anonymous No.]

low tier bait. You don't even deserve a (you)

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>>20944182
What's your point?

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>>20944171
Probably make them sit down and talk it out.

Turns out she's a pretty good marriage councilor even without turning human women into monsters.

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>>20944207

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>>20944208
Bullshit

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>>20944187
You say that like it's a bad thing.

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Vampiric Pharaoh

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>>20944207
I think his point is that you stop posting a character linked to shitty fetishes

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>>20942975
Sasha from fallen brides rapes MC with 2 lolis

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>>20944255
That sounds dumb

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>>20942975
I'd sell my soul for more Baphomet stories.

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>>20944246
No. Besides, she's a good mom and likes pizza.

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>>20944246
What? You want more art from him? here you go

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>>20944292
I forgot how pizza works.

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>>20944246
"Linked" is a troublesome word that can mean a variety of things.

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>>20944315
Like?

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>>20944171
Just have the husband garlic rape her.

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>>20944300
Spamming isn't helping to your cause. Why are you shilling for .less' stuff so hard anyway.

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>>20944331
That's not how garlic works.

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>>20943351
I like lolis with flat chests but wide hips and big butts. Nothing says "made for sex" quite like that bodytype.

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>>20944328
You can link anything to anything, and if you aren't specific, then there's no way to tell what is actually meant.

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>>20944315
Everybody that isn't a newfag knows about that one angel and what she does

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>>20944331
Garlic is like a raging mushroom for Vampires. It makes them rape.

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>>20944331
You mean drag her out in the sunlight and rape her. But I don't think that would work all that much since when the sun sets she'll gladly take her revenge by dragging you back to the bedroom for a nice long cuddle session

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>>20944355
Okay, but I'm not even talking about that subject, I'm criticizing that poster's choice of words.

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>>20944328
Saying you can't post X because it's linked to Y when said post doesn't involve Y is ridiculous.
Dorafs are linked to monster boys since there's male versions of them but you don't see people flipping their shit when a cute shortstack is posted.

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>>20944332
I'm not the guy who posted the first art, I just wanted to have fun messing with you for being so autistic about something so futile

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>>20944365
>You mean drag her out in the sunlight and rape her
You would have to drag her out of the undead kingdom, the sun inside it doesn't affect her.

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>>20944374
Maybey someone should

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>>20944332
Not him, but it's really funny watching you get so triggered at your delicate sensibilities being violated in a thread about supernatural slags on a board for the dregs of society on a website already for the dregs of society.

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>>20944346
Can you link reading mge profiles to prostate cancer?

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>>20944416
Yes
MGE profiles are erotic. Eroticism tends to result in male masturbation. Male masturbation has been proven to reduce the risk of prostate cancer.

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>>20944390
>Take you vampire waifu on a trip to visit your parents
>Hates having to wear thick coats, wide brimmed hats and carrying an umbrella everywhere
>Diner with parents go fine
>Show her your old room and things start getting frisky
>She tries to take the lead sucking your blood but you open the blinds showing her real sunlight
>Becomes weak as a normal human woman
>Easily overpower her and have your way with her from noon till dusk
>When the sun finally sets the only light left in your room is her glowing red eyes
>Pins you to your bed and takes her vengeance
>When you leave the next day your parents remark about how pale you look

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>>20944419
>Male masturbation has been proven to reduce the risk of prostate cancer.
For realsies?

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>>20944442
He's correct, it can reduce it up to a 40% if I remember correctly.

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I dislike monster girls because girls are linked to the sexual dichotomy which includes boys and I don't like boys!

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>>20944442
We had a prostrate cancer awareness day for our year group when I was still in school and the guy on stage said in these exact words "a wank a day keeps the doctor away."
Caught one of the teachers off guard but it was backed up by statistics.

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>>20943452
>casual
Loose t-shirt, panties (optional)
>formal
Flowing dresses with a low cut top
>chuuni
Magical robes enchanted to look like e.g. a starry sky.

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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D0WJTMOUUAE7iDe.jpg:orig

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>>20944491
Spambots are posting porn now apparently?

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>>20943231
>>20943336
Looks like things worked out anon.

Here’s a new loli Manticore story. Not very kinky at all, just comfy lewd loli stuff.
https://pastebin.com/tRXUhvDC

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>>20944518
>new quicksilver
There is a god.

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>>20943452
https://files.catbox.moe/pfa1wc.png

Attaching the file to catbox since I don't wanna waste an image in the thread

Personally I have three outfits that really seem to be recurring for her; Her standard (vanilla?) one, which is a nice classic and very wonderful. Then there's a casual-wear sleeveless sweater and short shorts which were sort of an afterthought when the first picture with the outfit came in, but it really grew on me, I love how it looks, how well it works for her (giving that mature yet sisterly vibe), and the view it provides. It fits perfect in pictures that are more modern-dayish. And then there's her morning robes, particularly the design Ramen gave to them, which is just so wonderful, and perfect gap moe to have the big dragon in such pink robes in her morning hours.

I usually just get one-off outfits to just see wife in certain costumes, but the idea of her having a more recurring array of clothes are really nice, I would love to commission more in the future. I would love for a set type of swimwear she wears, but she looks fantastic in so many swimsuits.

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>>20944518
Thanks man

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>>20944518
Oh holy fuck.

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>>20944518
>dirty panties in mouths
Fuck yes. Based KDF.

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girl type is your favorite? Like beastman,demon etc

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>>20944682
Not really an actual type but my favorites are his chaos girls. If I had to pick an actual type maybe fiend or undead.

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>>20944682
Beastman. I really like that most of them are down to earth and aren't immortal demigods. Plus most of them have the fluff to huff

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>>20944682
Maijn.
Onee-Sans and Pslimes are the best.

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which do you guys want to see more?
-an MGE fancomic about an anon who must preserve the human population for the sake of his kingdom so the monsters already living there can find husbands by preventing outsiders monsters from kidnapping or sabotaging the kingdom he serves for
-an original story comic about a demon and her pet zombie competing against other powerful monster girls to take over the human world first and turn it into a paradise for both monster girls and human men while a human man tries to intervene on their plans, ironically thinking it'll end up in some kind of deadly genocide when in reality, he's a dolt who doesn't understand the situation

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>>20944682
none, because i like all types! they all have an equal amount of good waifu points compared to each other

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>>20944682
Damn, that is hard one but Demon-beast is the best one hands down

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>>20944733
I'd rather just see cute images or porn not connected to an ongoing comic which will inevitably lose readership over time.

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>>20944733
A One shot about a Pslime capturing her childhood friend.

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>>20944753
The internet already has plenty of this, enough is enough

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>>20944682
just demon.

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>>20944764
It already has a ton of failed webcomics too.

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>>20944682
Undead, because that's the class my favourite is from.

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>>20944460
What

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>>20944796
Read the thread

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>>20944796
He’s just being butthurt that nobody likes it when he posts monsterboys.

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>>20944818
Nobody's posted monster boys. Read the fucking thread, dipshit.

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If you could chose one character to be transported to MGE and be monsterized, what would be your choice?

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>>20944808
>>20944818
I mean why is he posting here if he dislikes monster girls?

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>>20944833
Lucina +10 or Camilla. Or any Draph.

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Nerdlim and her fat tree trunk thighs!

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>>20944833
It would be a tie between Rei Ayanami and Len from Tsukihime and it's sequels.

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>>20944840
He was mocking another post, idiot. It's sarcasm.

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>>20944846
Nerdlim being annoyed by Mari and Druella after making the Pslime Kingdom!

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>>20944833
Hanako.
Gotta put those healing capabilities to good use. She's a good girl.

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>>20944840
He doesn't, it is SARCASM, like I said before... Read. The. Thread.

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>>20944845
>>20944847
>>20944862
Sorry, I wasn't specific enough, what species they would monsterize into?

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>>20944840
Posts like these are really sobering because they remind me that actual, genuine autists post here.

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>>20944846
You gon get hipchecked
>>20944860
Nowhere in her pursuit of lewd science did she stop to consider the political ramifications. Give her sisters the credit for all she cares!

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>>20944833
nitori. make her look more like a kappa

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>>20944869
No

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>>20944833
Jinni from The Breaker and Amira from Otoyomegatari come to mind. My waifu takes a lot of cues from those two.

Really though I'd want to see it happen to anyone who would be into it. Consensual corruption is the tightest shit.

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>>20944833
>>20944869
>>20944847
>It would be a tie between Rei Ayanami and Len from Tsukihime and it's sequels.
Night Gaunt for Rei and maybe a really perverted big into lolidom Alice for Len.

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>>20944869
Lucina +10 not sure
Camilla Possibly Dark mage
Draphs obviously become one of the three cow types.

>>20944872
Her mother and sisters wont like that. They probably think she should get a parade and even special day of celebration!

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>>20944860
>”Well done sister! Now if only you lost some weight, perhaps you could even find a man!”
>”Unlike you, shishter, I wear shweatpantsh for comfort. Not becaush I’m too shy to show my faysh!”
>Druella reels! A critical hit!

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>>20944518
Today is a good day. Thanks friend.

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>>20944871
>/jp/ - Otaku Culture
>Otaku
Are you really surprised?

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>>20944891
>Nerdlim is about to groan, but then gets a look in her eye as she maliciously adjusts her glasses
>”If I accshept... can I be in charge of the refreshmentsh?”
>DL shrugs and agrees, as even now Nerdlim deviously plans her next wide-range experiment...

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>>20944893
>>20944912
Another Pslime Experiment?

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>>20944926
Certainly involving that, but a new variable needs to be added. Something that will help her learn more about the effects of monsterization on bodytypes. I wonder...

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>>20944937
An entire town monsterized into Doppelgangers?
Thick Holst milk secreted into a town filled with lolicon males?
Dragon Zombie miasma attack on a group of girls as they are being possessed by parasite slimes?

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>>20944893
>>20944912
She wears braces? Adorable.
>>20944963
The effect of a simple peasant girl getting uplifted to becoming the ruler of a realm.

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>>20944963
All fantastic experiments, but I think she may want to see the effects of amplifying corruption on the already PSlime’d kingdom.
>spikes all of the refresments at the ceremony with dark matter
>hypothesizes that the human bodies ingesting the dark matter will change slightly even though they’ve technically already been monsterized as symbiotic halves of parasite slimes
>spends the whole day fervently writing in her notebook and awkwardly taking out a measuring tape to measure guests tits and ass
>Dru and Mari shake their heads as they watch her violate social etiquette left and right

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>>20944996
Yep. A slightly shorter lilim with braces, big black rim glasses, a bit of plump in the middle and a LOT of phat in the thighs and ass. Not shy, just dedicated to her research over the effects of monsterization on bodytype shifting and obsessed with efficiency.

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>>20945000
Sounds like she is going to make Pslime Kingdom Queen the strongest Pslime ever.

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>>20945007
I see her wearing a sweater and jeans she thinks hides her curves.

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>>20944996
>Adorable
More like adorkable

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did you cry after she raped you for the first time, anons?

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>>20945009
If she does, she may be oblivious to the sociopolitical impact that will have!
>>20945012
It would certainly be in her arsenal. She more claims that her thickness is to maximize comfort during long study sessions, but that may just be an excuse for her study-snacking. Sweatpants are certainly a must.
>>20945015
Yes, I really like how she’s turning out

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945021
I only cry at sad dog videos

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945030
The sociopolitical impact is part of the experiment. And introducing some corruption fruits and holst milk into the neighboring towns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945030
>If she does, she may be oblivious to the sociopolitical impact that will have!
Screw that. Just think of the terror the Stableboy turned king will have endure with such a lewd wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945034
God help us if Banshees find them.

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>>20945021
It's impossible for me to be raped by such a beautiful girl.

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>>20945056
I didnt even think of the other kingdoms towns. I wonder if Pslime queen just invites the mayors/lords and their family's to meet with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945073
They've probably declared war on them by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945066
do you at least fight back your waifu for dominance in bed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945077
Why would the towns rebel when they dont even know the queen is The Mother Slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945088
Depends. Sometimes no, sometimes yes. Sometimes I take the lead, sometimes she does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945096
Good point. I wonder if other monsters would hear about it and start to move in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945088
Not him but I like both. Even being married to a Night Gaunt I think it would be fun to use raging mushrooms, fly to a day of rejoicing, or use doppelganger potion on her to change things up.

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>>20943598
This is some fucking great shog art.

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>>20945104
I could see it happening once the kingdom is 99% monsterized and the announcement is made.
Perhaps with the queen herself announcing their existence to the other mamano realms. Maybe even have the visits just be her and husbands honey moon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945150
Interesting idea. I've always been fascinated by monsters infiltrating non-monster villages in order to subtly corrupt them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945166
nth reminder that Kitsune-tsuki are absolute masters at this.

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>>20945166
Yeah that’s I am thinking of queen slime inviting her new loyal lords and their wives to the capital. She could have hubby distract the lords as she shows the noble ladies the pleasures of becoming a slime carrier. Then when they go home the slow corruption of the towns starts.

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>>20945088
>oni wife boasts she's twice as strong as you and that you'll never best her in bed
>use doppel potion to make three of you
>turn her into a twitching, ahegaoing mess passed out with as much seed as her womb can hold

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>>20945088
Why would you want to do that?

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how you can piss a seriously old moster off
the kind of anger that gets the area to rumble while she says "do you know just who you are talking to, Boy?"

[Anonymous No.]

I also love angels!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945223
>implying she won’t just warp you onto a plank of wood surrounded by horny Mersharks

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945197
>Not using a raging mushroom instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945189
I'd love to see how she convinces the noble ladies.

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>>20945234
Raging mushrooms make it so they can’t “fight back,” thus ruining half the fun.

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>>20945243
Did you even read what happens if you both take one?

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>>20945230
then i would laugh and tell her she's a fucking coward and should of punished me herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945249
Talkative ants are ants nonetheless.
Save your breath for the sharks.

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>>20945189
>Parasite Slime Queendom spreads even further than ever anticipated to neighboring smaller kingdoms and towns
>it’s gotten to the point that the main Mamano royalty are starting to get concerned, if nothing else for the sake of variety
>Nerdlim is tasked with finding a way to slow the infestation as this is all her fault
>Major Groan Zone as she drags her feet below her on the way to her lab to find a solution that will halt further Parasite Slime spread
Needless to say, she’ll be tapped out on further Pslime experiments for quite some time.
Though I can only imagine what The Great Parasite Slime Queen looks like now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945197
>>20945234
>Using any of those

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945268
You're right. There's nothing better than working out secretly from your oni waifu, wearing baggy clothes to hide your gains and surprising you waifu with your new /fit/ body by taking charge

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945289
Why would you want an oni waifu if you don't want her to ravage you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945306
No reason you can’t have both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945306
It's fun to switch things up and not spend all night on your back while getting ridden by your waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945325
Not wholly related to the topic at hand, but your MG is a novice dom if they have to be physically on top of you to be in control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945325
>and not spend all night on your back
Change your wife if she's that bad of a dom, but it seems like you don't really want a dom though

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945220
cuz fighting back a horny sexy girl and losing to her and being her man-bitch turns me on the most out of any other fetish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945355
>Buff MG interprets this to mean that sometimes it's okay to lie on her back, pin your limbs and make you thrust into her using the sheer strength of her thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945396
That doesn’t sound bad honestly.
Aaaaaa where did my oni pictures go

[Anonymous No.]

>>20944570
Sleeveless sweaters are great for the sideboob

>>20945021
Why would anyone cry with a monster girl? Except maybe tears of joy.

[Anonymous No.]

>Love spicy food
>Waifu feeds me a raging mushroom
>Sexy times commence, she loves being a sub and me being a dom
>I just love hot food
>Both of us get addicted to them
>Have several of them everyday
>All is good, except for one tiny thing
>Its all fun and games until nature calls

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>>20945289
>she's exhausted, but elated that you would do this for her
>but she also mentions something about not having to hold back anymore
You're gonna have those gains put to the test. You were building for functional strength and not appearances, right?

[Anonymous No.]

A monstergirl of your ideal waifu's species has begun hunting you down. However, you've actually been isekai'd into a monstergirl setting being actively written by the last author you've read!

What happens?

Hard mode: Use the last author you've read, who also posts their works in this thread.

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>>20945473
what if i don't read?

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>>20945473
This is gonna have like a 50% QS rate.
I'll be fine.

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>>20945473
>Frosticle
Everything will be a ok.

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>>20945473
>KDF
Fuck whoever posted that lolicore story

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945473
Yananon you have picked me again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945473
Well, monsterboys happen if I don't play on hard mode, so... I don't know, actually. It's been ages since I read any of the work posted here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945473
>Penywise
What am I in for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945445
what if you really wanna have the cutest sex with a small harpy at your backyard but you get fucked by a shoggoth that's madly in heat in an abandoned parking lot complex at night where no one can hear you scream? well, at least you'd love having sex with a shoggoth now that you got the taste of her rapey ways the moment you stop crying over broken dreams and a broken mind

[Anonymous No.]

I kind of want to stick a fleshlight in a Manticore's tail to have some kind of denial/masturbation play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945554
Fag

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>>20945241
Yeah I would as well. My idea on how it might go down might be to much for this thread though even though it doesn’t include much yuri

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945473
A tanuki girl as written by Steven Erikson.
Banter and hard sex happens, probably.
Meanwhile elsewhere in the setting a thousand tragedies compete for the suffering olympics.
If she's from Letheras, then money means so much to her that even death doesn't free someone from a debt.

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>>20945628
It can't be helped. It's a more traditional fantasy, so the monstrous bits would probably be more monstrous, too. Still a hard pass.

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>>20945633
And here I thought the mass corruption shit by one of the worst girls in the whole encyclopedia co-starring yet an another shitty OC Lilim couldn't get worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945656
>the suffering olympics.
No wonder I like him.

[Anonymous No.]

Most Weresheep are in the low level range of 8-16, so they aren't much of a threat, however you must always be on guard in the [Flatlands] for the fairly rare roamers who climb into the 40-60 range. Luckily these rares usually are off the beaten path and have slower run rates making them easier to escape from if they spot you.

The one you really need to worry about is the max level Weresheep that roams a lengthy pathway between [Flatlands] and [The Steppes] since her aggro radius also happens to be her unique aura [Fluff Charm] radius where very low levels are instantly charmed even at the furthest point and even mid levels have little reaction time to flee since the [Fluff Charm] aura grows exponentially the closer she gets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945473
>isekai'd into my own headcanon
>pursued by my Kobold waifu
What a comfy time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945706
So how are you doing kdf? Any upcoming writings or commissions aside from what you just posted?

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>>20945712
I'm pretty ok anon, thanks for asking. That story was pretty spur-of-the-moment, so while I have no plans for other writings one might pop up anyway if the circumstances are right. As for commissions, I've got several in the works. Hopefully a couple will be done in the next few days.

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>>20945699
Aren't Weresheeps normally nice girls until you sheer them?

[Anonymous No.]

What if I want a harem with a unicorn but I want her to stay a unicorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945759
Too bad faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945699
>Not always having a potion of alertness on your person at all times
Seriously weresheep no matter the level are pathetic. Their only strategy is sleep debuffs and maybe trying to headbutt/tackle you. What you forgot to tell everyone was their second form when they manage to find someone to sheer off their wool. They go from grinding fodder to serious threats, at this phase they could probably knock over a fully grown tree with a headbutt

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>>20945748
Yeah the wool makes them to tired to go on a rape frenzy.

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>>20945767
>Getting debuffed by your own wool
Are we positive that Weresheeps aren't just lying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945748
They act friendly but sleep-rape you when they catch you.

Then they stunlock you for another go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20943607
Grea best girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945794
They can't catch me if I spend all my time in a fighter plane listening to monster girls talk about war like they're Zipangu cartoon characters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945260
Poor nerdlim.

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>>20945764
It's a guide for open world leveling anon, we haven't gotten to things such as dungeons or raids like [Farmer's Palace] where sheared Weresheep exist. Besides it's important people know about the max rank Weresheep pat so they know of her lore in case she ends up being the secret boss in Heroic [Farmer's Palace].

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>>20945490
Sir, I'm going to need a name.

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>>20945260
Nerdlim can fly of course. Or is she too big to do it for long?

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>>20945825
Fatfag shush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945817
Art is by paintrfiend, I think the picture was on their now defunct tumblr.
So here: https://i.imgur.com/SlzVrYo.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945832
Thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945813
>Fluff level: Dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945813
>Making a high level mob a final boss
If they don't add some mechanics besides some sort of sleep debuff that'll wipe the whole party making the whole battle a race against time, then I'll lose my fucking shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945837
Season 2 soon

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>>20945849
Yeah and it's gonna be shite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945804
She needs a break!
>>20945825
Oh quiet you. She’s just classically thicc with a big phat pawg, nothing grotesque.

[Anonymous No.]

>When cheshire-chan tricks jinko-san into the 'bulking' meme

She should've known better.

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing fantastic, but some good lamia squeezing.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=73487281

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945867
>Boy draws blade on lamia
>She easily dodges him then rapes him in the middle of a restaurant
So is just everyone watching, ignoring them or calling the guards?

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>>20945857
Nerdlim loves anal, its easier for her to study doggystyle.

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>>20945894
Probably just put up some caution wet floor signs in proximity and go about your business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945897
This is very true, she also loves being eaten out. Her thighs are like a warm fluffy paradise around one’s head

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945910
Yup, although she'd get frustrated if you get too 'eager' down there.

[Anonymous No.]

Small loli cute tiny squirrel!
Smallicute! Tinycute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945857
>>20945897
>>20945910
>Nerdy pawg lilim who nonchalantly studies while you go to town on her bottom half
Excuse me what when did this happen and how did I miss it

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945956
Yesterday.

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>>20945913
>really slamming your head in as you lap her folds up
>she grumbles and tries to concentrate, her tongue running over her braces
>finally she shoves your head in and sets her book down, squeezing her legs
>”Sheesh, jush hurry it up already sho I can shtudy!”
Her moans are cute and quick and only spur you on faster!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945927
Want to dick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945867

Can't win against the V

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>>20945973
Don't you mean the C?

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>>20945857
Yeah. It’s really mean how Mari and Druella keep bugging her.

>>20945897
>>20945910
>>20945913
>>20945965
Jesus nerdlim sounds great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945971

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>>20945992
She lives for science and expanding the assets of girls across the land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945838
>Max Rank sheep slowly struts out in a cordoned off area after boss 3 of [Farmer's Palace] and sleepy/happily waves at your raid before leaving
>After you beat the Farmlord and his Wife Guards a door inside the room labeled "Shearing Isocubes" unlocks
>Attempting to open the door begins the secret boss fight where the Sheared Max Rank Weresheep explodes through the door and surrounding wall dealing 90-100% HP damage based on mitigation to whichever tank opened it
>You can't actually tank the Weresheep, you have to Mind Control the nearby Wife Guards and have them tank instead
>Randomly thrown sheared wool projectiles that have instant uncleansable charm or sleep effects that stay on the ground
>Charm wool turns allies into enemies for a period of time
>When a Wife Guard tank's HP is low you MC them into a sleep wool pile so they can regain HP
>Throwing them into a charm pile aggroes them to your raid creating a raid boss tier add that has to be tanked
<insert a bunch of other mechanics and phases here>
>When Weresheep's HP hits 0 she stunlock sleeps the entire raid, the screen goes black for 30 seconds, and when the screen clears there's a chest of treasure with a note and a signed kiss lipstick mark on it
>Also your main / off tank that opened the door is missing from the raid

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945473
The last author I read was Gav Thorpe who wrote novels for Warhammer Fantasy setting, unless you're talking about fan fiction authors which is Iron Beast.

I mean, a lot can happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945473
>Eric Hammel
>I guess it'll be a double isekai
>The harrowing tale of 1st SGT Anon E. Mouse as he takes the fight to the Japs in the Jungle Hell that is Guadalcanal, unaware that he is being stalked by a being not of this world (Salamander) who is looking to extract a different kind of fluid from the young Marine.
Hot.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>20945992
>”Hey Nerdy, can you make me a potion that will make me irresistible to a... certain individual?”
>”Nerdlim, my lands are in need of some medicinal breakthrough. That’s something you can do, isn’t it?”
This is why she locks herself in the archives with a bag’o’donuts.
>>20946001
Truly a selfless scientist.

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>>20946009
>Tank missing from raid
That would be fucking hell on the guilds.
>Depending on the boss you defeat you might find a member of your guild missing, practically ghosted
>Mantis boss takes highest DPS
>Baphomet boss takes strongest spellcaster
>Fallen Valkyrie takes priest who did the most healing
>Dragon takes whoever has the most expensive gear
>Vampire takes whoever bled the most
It'd be a constant balancing act to have enough raid member to do the raids but also have enough backups for when they inevitably disappear

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uSM-ihNGHs

What monster girl would listen to death metal? This is a very important question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945992
>>20946001
>>20946050
Does she employ a lot of Liches and Gremlins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946060
Whichever it is, they would be my wife on the spot
WORLD EATERRRRR

[Anonymous No.]

>Greenworm daughteru is a fussy eater
>Try to tell her that she'll never become a Papillon like her mother
>Still spits out all her veggies and demands candy
What am I supposed to do guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946094
>not raising your daughteru on a strict diet of cummies

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946094
Give her some rare candies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946050
Hopefully mother tells the other lilims to leave her alone.

>>20946071
I bet she uses a few pslimes as her minions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946091
THERE IS NO TIME FOR PEACE, ONLY ETERNAL WAR

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946131
But V2 was made to stop wars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20944272
I'll be sure to finish my slow paced, emotional hag-loli bapho story eventually. Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that all proper monstergirl maids must wear nipple clamps at all times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946060
Meme answer?
Baphomet

Serious answer?
Baphomet

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946189
you can't clamp these

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946203
>not having a pair of eldritch nipple clamps
>especially when you have a shog maid
Sad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946131
Senko banging her head at the sound of death metal!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946203
>Order shog maid to more solid form
>Test grab her breasts and apply nipple clamps
>Tell her if she takes them off or goes back to her old form you'll replace her with a kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946203
She looks like she's clamping them pretty well on her own, though she'd much prefer your hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>Wave a drumstick in front of a Cat Girl.
>She latches onto it with her teeth and lets out a low growl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7_U1tf4tso

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946226
>order shog to form vagina for a moment and fill it with vibes then have her put it away

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946203
Any other maid could just take the clamps off, it's master's orders and she has to follow them.

[Anonymous No.]

Squirrels are ______.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946246
For hot tail-tugging sex!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946246
>>20946247
Fluffy girls are my absolute favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946055
What about the dude who rolled Need on every gear even though he can't use it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20943111
Why am I not surprised at the most deviant of fetishes not being posted here? Handholding

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946270
>he doesn't know about [advanced handholding]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946270
Because nobody is a le epik memer like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946264
being enveloped by a soft warm thing is similar to mofu, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946131

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>>20946267
If he's gone then they can't get their gear back can they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946287
Smol Fox not so smol now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946286
It feels like a warm Yeti hug on a cold night, like an itchy Weresheep wool sweater and a cup of hot chocolate

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945228
Look, I like big tits as much as the next red-blooded man out there, but there is such a thing as too big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946316
for some reason i'm reminded of that scene in inuyasha where that demon pretending to be his mother is pulling him into her chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946296
But still cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946332
I agree. I'm of the opinion that shape is much more important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946123
>Nerdlim goes to her lab, putting on her labcoat
>its staffed by a variety of girls that have been corrupted by her experiments, including parasite slimes, matangos, and doromes
>All of a wide variety of bodytypes and shapes
>Adjusts her glasses, takes out a pocky stick and starts titering out chemicals
>Assistant PSlime comes up
>"Here's that new reinforced steel stool you ordered, ma'am. This one should hold."
>Nerdlim nods and sits on it gingerly, but is satisfied with the lack of creaking noises
>"Alright. Time for shome shciencsh!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946332
You are incorrect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946353
i really like this cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946353
I can go pretty large so long as the artist can draw them like they have some heft to them and aren't perfect fucking spheres, and doesn't draw them with something stupid like 4 inch nipples.
Unfortunately I tend to find that breast quality and size are often inversely proportional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946371
actually he's right which is why /d/ exists for people with shit taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946385
I understand your frustration. Anti-grav tits are the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946385
Why is that Squirrel making such a lewd face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946385
I wanna put a dozen kids into Makoto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946396
she's cancelling an attack, obviously

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946371
Each breast should at least be possible to cradle in one hand. Not enveloped by the hand, but cradled. You should be able to comfortably cup underneath and lift. Anything beyond that ceases to be titty. At that point it just becomes an obstacle to hugging and kissing.

Something like this is the maximum for me. The bigger they are, the softer and squishier they should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946397
She's insatiable!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946396
because she is a mere rodent

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946370
What’s the steel wool for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946413
That just makes her cuter!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946412
Oh, they should have heft but the sky is, not the literal, limit in size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946412
Yeah, that seems about right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946413
Bad end.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember not to mock Ratas coming out of hibernation.
They'll be back in prime reporting figure in no time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946443
>Super good end
ftfy

[Anonymous No.]

I heard someone was posting best squirrel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946448
https://i.imgur.com/WPf0RZX.jpg
not if their husband fills them with kids!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946458
It seems you heard right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946458

time to practice squirrellingus

[Anonymous No.]

>Just watched a video on how the El Dorado myth came about
/his/ intensifies
Now I want to go on a jungle adventure with a kakuen in a skimpy and sexy gold thong and pasties, covered head to toe in jewelry and expensive excess, topped with a Meso-American crown made of pure gold and gems.
Despite all this, her big, jiggly, soft and plump bubble butt and thick thighs are still her most beautiful ASSet.
Still waiting on Aztec mgs

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946413
Sixteen kids sounds pretty good... for a start.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946465
Fucking nice.

>>20946471
Explain this "squirrellingus" to me, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946473
i need it

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946473
I just want a tomboy Kakuen friend to sit on my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946422
Steel stool, my illiterate friend. For sitting on!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946509
Oh whoops. Does nerdlim teach English lit as a side job? I might need some one on one teaching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946473
Well I want to know what kind of Monster Girl Chel from Road to El Dorado would be like. Dem hips, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946385
>>20946413
>>20946484
Someone needs to calm this thirsty squirrel down jesus christ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946524
She won't be calm until she gets those kids, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Does taokaka count as a monstergirl?

>>20946521
Unrated Eldarado featuring monstergirls. Kakuen Chel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946517
I'm sure she's taken enough english courses in her multiple doctorates to get the gist of it. But if you're there to stare at her phat ass while she's writing on the chalkboard, you're out of luck. She'd probably just assign you work while she's busy doing research for her own stuff.
Of course, if you want to TA for her, that might get you some more action with her own T&A...

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946535
Tao's a catgirl, right? Don't see why not.

[Anonymous No.]

Which mg species would be most helpful for your way of living, ignoring waifu unless applicable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946545
I have no idea. I think she is, but she could also be a girls in a cat suit. I dont know enough about Blazblue lore to say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946550
My waifu is perfect for it. I collect things, she collects things. We can collect things together BUT NEVER MIXING THEM UP BECAUSE THESE THINGS ARE MINEMINEMINE

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946553
Yeah, she's a cat girl iirc. If she's not there's always Kokonoe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946550
I can't out-sloth having a shog. 7 foot shog while I'm being greedy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946539
I would be down to be a TA for her. Hell i would love to be her lab assistant and even test subject if she wanted me to.
Question about her however is what are her tits like? I am more of a Titman myself so i need to know. Not that i cant appreciate a nice ass, but just that i like my girls to have some meat up front as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946550
My waifu is the most helpful anon, solely because that's what it means to be my waifu. She's my perfect compliment and my eternal companion, I don't see what could be any more helpful than that.

>>20946555
This guy fucking gets it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946559
Sweet. Love me some Chocolate kittykats.Wish she had some god tier Doujins like the makoto ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946570
Tanabe is a god tier man, shame he stopped doing Blazblue doujins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946562
I want a 4ft shog but she has massive excess in her tendrils

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946573
>Tfw dont have a waifu who goes into heat in your presences.
Fuck why is having your waifu turn into mindless bitch who needs to be bred by your cock so hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946413
>16
Well it's a good thing I never lose, haven't lost a single thing in my life not even my virginity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946553
>>20946559

i'm not exaggerating when i say every tao image i saved has fluid dripping out of lewd places. have a cat bullet

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946603
>i'm not exaggerating when i say every tao image i saved has fluid dripping out of lewd places.
you cant just say that and not provide some sort of album link or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946587
Ego boost, probably.

>>20946603
Bullet as a beast monster girl is always funny. I'd imagine a Lilim would make her one as karma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946587
>mindless bitch

hyper-aggressive predator mode is better

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946550
I need a kiki. Someone to support me when I'm not being a shit, make me work when I'm being a shit, support my afternoon fap routine and lure me into actually going to bed at a decent hour. I don't deserve it, but I need it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946616
Yeah good point.

>>20946621
I like both. I want my waifu dominate me thoroughly after i satisfy her urge to breed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946550
If I had my waifu I could live my dream life, just taking it one day at a time in a cottage out in the woods. She could even help me build it, and she wouldn't have a problem with the long winter or living a little rough. The only thing stopping me from doing it now is not having someone to share it with.

In the summer we could nap and snuggle in a hammock by the lake, watching the mist over the water and taking in nature. In the winter we could lay on a bearskin rug on the floor all day, playing music and listening to the crackle in the fireplace. It would take a lot of work to get it all finished, but we could do it if we worked together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946628
If it makes you feel any better, 'deserve' is a meaningless concept we construct in our minds, it has very little bearing on reality as a whole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20944518
the super pedo master strikes again

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946628

>end up with someone crashing your place that has even worse habits

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946563
Nice sized, but not anything Holst tier or anything. A great DD to F cup range. The idea is her ass and thighs are easily her main weapon though.
That said, being so fascinated with bodyshape science, its totally within character for her to have some temporary potions to experiment with for those kinds of things...

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946664
Someone wants a taste of my shoe. This house ain't big enough for two of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946636
>I want my waifu dominate

dis

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946689
This tiger needs to calm down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946682
>"well, there was an attempt"

i guess you can be glad she's not into the S&M stuff like her mother, or you'd have something jammed into your ass right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946720
Does her mother have a sister?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946737

>auntie hasn't had someone to discipline in a long time, ara ara

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946775
Yes, this will do nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946775
I want to impregnate my adopted momster and her CC sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20944682
>What monster girl type is your favorite? Like beastman,demon etc


>>20944682
Majin has all of the onee-sans so i prefer them

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946670
DD to F is fine for me. Definitely want to work for her know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20944682
Just give me all of the demons, please. Alright, well, not ALL of them, but most of them.

[Anonymous No.]

Majins are boring, bunch of cosplayers

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946833
Majin are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Have you been staying away from those virginity stealing monster girls like I told you, anon?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946839
I've just been playing with my dolls, Sister.

[Anonymous No.]

Some days you just want a Centaur to sit on your face.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Incubi are just male monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

Roll for a monster.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random/Category:Mamono

A teenage monster of that species arrives at your door and humbly requests to be your part-time maid for her training placement with the United Meido's Guild. She comes with her own equipment, a standard maid uniform and basic knowledge of her maid duties, but has no practical experience whatsoever. She doesn't require space in your house, she will live right next door and come in at whatever time you schedule her for. It will cost you nothing, however you will be responsible for setting her schedule, deciding her responsibilities and making a short weekly report on her performance.

For training purposes she also requests that you give her a name to use while in training, which she will wear on a name tag. In one year, when the trial period is over, she becomes fully licensed, tells you her real name and may become your permanent live-in maid if you wish.

Will you take a chance on a young meido trying to earn her own mastah?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946859
>Giant Ant
I scored the hardest worker. I shall call her 99 (because since when have ants had names?) and I'll use her to turn all that snow that's falling today and tomorrow into a cool maze or castle!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946859
>World Guide One
>[You]
>Royal Makai
Man, this random roller really--
>Charybdis
REALLY sucks. It took me eight rolls to hit an MG that might be able to fulfill the role, and I got a chimaera. Pass. Three more got me a nightmare, which I'd go for, but I hope she's good at polymorph and remodeling the neigh(snicker)bor's house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946859
>White Horn
Nice. She'll be great to have around the house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946859
>Altach-Nacha
A potty-mouthed, grumpy spider maid who kinda hates you might be cute, in a bitchy tsun kinda way. I'll give her a shot. If she oversteps or breaks my stuff though she's getting bullied and fired.

Her training name is gonna be Gwen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946859
>Scylla
I'll let her stay I'll call her octa

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946881
>Spider-Gwen
Shill pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946859
>Merrow
Hmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946880
White horns are sweethearts, and they'd look amazing in a maid costume. We need more maidtaur art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946859
>Holstaur milk x3
>dark Valkyrie
Nice. I will call her helga. Our days will be spent exploring travelling. She will of course cook meals and set up camp(I will help her do this). I will also have her train me in combat with her built in battle knowledge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946859
>Dragon
Just fuck my shit up.
>She'll get angry over the drying not drying that overly huge load of wet clothes and turn them to cinders
>She'll constantly forget to take the meat out of the freezer then try to defrost it by breathing fire on it, at best cooking it well done
>She'll knock over everything with her big wings and tail
>She'll get frustrated over tough stains on plates and scrub too hard completely shattering them
>She'll gradually move over all the treasure she has to my house cluttering my basement like Scrooge McDuck's vault
>She'll extremely haughty and try to lord over me telling me how helpless I am for needing a maid
>At the end of every week I'll send in a report card with perfect marks
>When the year comes to an end she'll sit eagerly waiting for meido license and when it finally comes she'll see all the good remarks I had about her and hug me to death

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946886
I was thinking of Gwen Stacy in ultimate spider man, when she was the bitchy delinquent that brought a knife to school. Gave me a thing for bad girls when I read that as a kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946902
> when she was the bitchy delinquent that brought a knife to school.
What the fuck
Not MY Gwen

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946894
Why does she even want that license?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946894
Meidoragon is cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946912
To add it to her hoard

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946914
She collects licenses?
>Dragon goes to medical school
>Dragon takes the bar exam
>Dragon and the license to kill

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946859
>first roll got a nation
>second roll got a literal mushroom, not even a girl
>third roll is pic related
Nice. Nice. Wyverns are great.

Also maybe. I'm not entirely sure how I'd feel about having a maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946907
It's been probably 15 years since I read it but I remember she was going through a rebellious phase or something, and pulled a knife on someone who was bullying peter. I thought it was really cool as a kid and hoped all girls were like that in high school. They weren't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946859
>Mindflayer
I’m not so sure how I feel about that, not sure at all. Especially since I feel like she’d flay me so I’d write up good results for her when she isn’t actually doing a real good job. If I did accept her though I’d probably name her Isabelle, cause I don’t know any good flayer names that roll off the tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946917
I like the idea of a dragon getting licensed to drive an 18-wheeler and keeping her hoard on a big rig.

[Anonymous No.]

What are your hopes for the seraphim/high level angel? What attitude should she have? What should she look like? Should she be onee-san tier or cougar tier?
Personally I hope she has three pairs of wings with one being on her butt. Kinda like new Kayle from LoL but bigger tits and better face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946839
What if i haven't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946927
Would you want her to call you mister mayor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946928
>Dragon driving her hoard ON ICE
Now this is reality TV I can watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946929
You can't look at Seraphim-chan without shades on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946930
>"Then I'd just have to take you myself before they can"

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946937
>trucker dragon with a giant refrigerated delivery truck
>blows the horn whenever she passes a wyvern
>wears a Johnny Cash t-shirt and a trucker cap with "BIG RIG" written on it
>hoards cases of bud light and Kenny Chesney CDs

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946939
The only thing brighter than her loyalty to the chief god is her love for (you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946950
What a dork, but there's a niche for everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946954
You telling me there are red-blooded anons on here that wouldn't want a trucker dragon with a valley girl accent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946959
>valley girl accent
You lost me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946839
Sure have, Sister. Now, would you like some of the dinner I made? Don't mind the oddly shaped fruits and mushrooms. I'm sure you'll love the taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946959
>Trucker
>Valley Girl
Putting aside the fact that an actual Valley Girl accent is pleasant for about as long as a pair of bagpipes, that's a shit combination. Truckers need twang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946859
>Dark Priest
o no

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946928
>>20946950

last time these threads discussed a trucker mg a guy got his ass full of cat dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946963
>>20946966
I had valley girl and southern drawl confused for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946972
You just keep right on driving down that road mister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946968
>By the end of the year, you have converted to the Church of the Fallen God, married your maid, become an incubus and have a baby on the way
>Somehow this all feels perfectly natural
>Your house is spotless, though

[Anonymous No.]

What happened to "my disgusting pharaoh"? I see it in anubis, but what was so bad about it that it was removed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946987
I refuse to take part in the Fallen God's religion!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946992
T. Anonymous, day 1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946996
But it's true, I don't want to wear crotchless chaps and live in a constantly hot house so I'm always sweaty for my wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946997
T. Anonymous, day 2.

But on a more serious and less personal note, are there any stories our authors have written about a man being corrupted in a similar way? The more drawn out and subtle, the better.

[Anonymous No.]

Winterstown in the snowy region.
Oasistown in the desert region.
______town in the jungle region?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946921
>cute, nervous wyvern in a maid costume
>she's too scrawny for the generously cut bust, and looks embarrassed by the frills
>clearly has no idea what she's doing, can't even hold a broom right
>wants so, so badly to become a proper maid like her big sister, she overworks herself trying to impress you
>once in a while you catch her taking a nap behind the washing machine or spacing out and burning stuff with the iron
>she's terrible at cooking even though she spends most of her off-time studying recipes
>one year later
>she's completely filled out the uniform, and now you're the one blushing
>she's mastered multitasking and can use her tail for some chores without even looking
>picked up bartending as a hobby, makes fantastic cocktails to go with her fabulous cooking
>she's even starting to banter and tease you a bit
>she tells you her name is Milly, and formally requests to become your full-time maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947004
Monkey Temple Town?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947004
Bongotown, the home of unreasonably large brown asses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947009
Kakuens aren't the only ones in jungles, dummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947017
That's why it's named Monkey TEMPLE Town and not Monkey Town.
>>20947013
This is smarter though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947024
But Monkey Temple Town sounds too much like the Kakuen dating game show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947026
Sounds more like a game show to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947007
d'aww

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947031
Yeah, that's what I said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947040
I had something more physical in mind, but I guess with MG, every show would turn into a dating show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947024
>Monkey Town

just say detroit like a normal person

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947046
>Gaki no Tsukai with monster girls
>If you laugh you get raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946859
>ochimusha maid
>has swords hidden in the mop and broom, keeps a dagger in her feather duster
>constantly jumpy and on the lookout for damn dirty thieving kunoichi come for her goshujin-sama
>makes amazing tea but sucks at other maid work, only knows how to bodyguard

I'll take it. I'm naming her Momo though, she's gonna be a cute maid and she's gonna like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947104
I'm imagining her in a cute, frilly, French Maid outfit. Extra short, of course. Good thing dead chicks can't blush, or she'd be in for a world of teasing. What's that? KC's can for reasons it's probably best not to think about? Sucks for her, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947123
I was thinking of a cute Japanese maid outfit but a lewd one would work too. As long as it makes her nervous and bashful to wear.

[Anonymous No.]

Yetis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947158
>that pose
Try to remember some of the basics of CQC (Close-Quarter-Cuddles)

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947163
>Yeti gets you into a big bear hug
>Hrnrnngghh... You're pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947152
I was picturing something more along the lines of the Miniskirt maid pictured, but the French one would work, too. She'd probably prefer the Steampunk or Japanese styles, but tough biscuits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947152
Also,
>This style is the strongest when combined with animal ears
He gets it.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember when slash posted a Monster Girl Encyclopedia fan art of the Lava Golem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947181
Slash isn't real you guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947181
He's still around?

[Anonymous No.]

What other type of apeman monster girls do you think can happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947194
Other then maybe an an ape monster girl, which would basically be an Amazon with a monkey tail, i don't much else you can do with that type of monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946859
>ignis
She’ll do great with at cooking and keeping the house warm all the while trying her best. Some say she’s too new and would just burn down my house, but I think I’ll take my chance and cheer her on to do her best. I believe the name Corona fits best as she radiate joy like the sun radiates it’s own corona.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947152
I want a Holstaur in every single one of those outfits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947194
There's always the basic gorilla, but if we're talking famous or mythological... King Kong? Curious George? Maybe something Monkey's Paw related? I don't know what he could make that doesn't basically overlap with something that already exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947172
Maybe the swimsuit one actually, since then she couldn't hide weapons in it. Important for her training.

>she gradually mellows out, starts taking her maid work more seriously
>stops carrying blades everywhere, doesn't feel the need to scan the trees anymore
>years later after she's got her license, a kunoichi actually does attack
>ochi catches her, drags her off to the cleaning supply closet, and shuts the door
>a week later, you have a ninja maid in training
>she keeps hiding kunai in her frills, and needs to be given the swimsuit treatment too

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947211
>since then she couldn't hide weapons in it.
>"It would seem we both have much to learn, waga aruji."
I'm now imagining impromptu weapons checks by Anon and unsolicited martial arts training from the maid. It's important that a man be able to defend himself, after all. Even with a body guard. Maybe she's missing the point a bit...

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947181
>sweet child o' mine intensifies

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947199
>robo holstaur
>military holstaur
>zombie holstaur

What do you get if you collect them all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947236
A very worn out but satisfied body and a literal endless supply of milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947236
>robo


lewd mecha maids

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947198
Very sweet. You're a good mastah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947273
Thanks. I believe in her and cheer her on because I know if I were in a similar situation she’d do the exact same thing for me. For each of us bring can bring out the other’s best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20942923
I never knew that white haired tsun spiders could be this pretty.

>>20943111
It'd be womb punching
Nothing is hotter than a bratty Atlach-Nacha who cums from getting her just deserts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947317
>womb punching

no

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946859
>Banshee
Gonna be REALLY hard to make sure she doesn't cry when on the job for a year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947332
What are you supposed to do when your monster girl demands external womb attention?
Punches might be too violent, but simply rubbing over it would just be teasing her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947357
Just sounds like a silly way of asking for belly rubs honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946859
>sabbath grimoire
>baphomet complex
>[you]
>druella
>baphomet
idk what to think

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947364
>Big muscled wolf is pouting at you
>Ask her whats wrong
>She's upset because you only give attention to the inside of her womb
>She lays on her back and demands you give attention to the outside too
Seems like a valid strategy to obtain belly rubs while keeping her pride intact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947387
Alternatively she can call it a massage.
For some reason belly rubs are considered sophisticated if you call them a massage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947405
A massage is a cosmetic treatment involves a lot of skill and careful execution.
A belly rub is the lowest form of physical affection.
This is why Anubis are allowed to have their womb massaged all day long and still be considered honorable leaders, but a Kobold who gets a belly rub in public is considered a literal bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947364
Huge tier, buff girls doing that are great.
Would love a jinko doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

It's all fun and games till you try to infiltrate a Dark Mage's lair and find she's got possessed suits of armor guarding her place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947602
They just want to protect you from harm, good sir knight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947617
Sure they do, which is why they have matching color schemes and team up on folks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947627
Silence!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947602
A Dark Mage's army of lewd bikini armors does not scare me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947635
They're more like heavily armored dustbins than bikinis.

[Anonymous No.]

>A Lilim, or higher succubus to an Order Hero: "Alright, the truth then. You're right about one thing. The Demon Lord and my fellow lilims, succubi and I do need spirit energy, and cum. You want to know why? We have a dream! That one day every person in this world will have their own lover. A world of actual peace, dammit. A planet of affection, not hate! Ruled by passion, not bloodshed! Where society changes for the sake of romance, not the other way around. Where hope and dreams are back where they belong: in the hearts of the non-divine! Where every woman is free to love - to fuck - for her man! Fuck all these limp-dick priests and chickenshit knights and paladins. Fuck this omnipresent plastering of chastity and xenophobic bullshit! Fuck human supremacy! Fuck the Order! FUCK ALL OF IT! The Chief God's world is broken. Worn down to nothing. There's no saving it - we need to jack out every drop of it. Liquidize culture. MELT IT DOWN! And from the puddle, a new era will be born. Evolved, but unfettered! Ambition will be purged and the lovers will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make the whole world great again! In this new world, people will fuck and breed for whom they love! Not for family connections, not for the sole purpose of procreation! Not for whom they are arranged with. Every monster will be free to fuck her own man! ...So, what do you think?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947640
>Big clunky dusty armors
They'll be impressive for sure but they'll lose all will to defend the lair when you tell them how they're not cute nor hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>Autistic, shy, lazy, NEET anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947711
Anon no.
Now they're just going to blush, make little 'haaauuu' noises while swinging demon silver great axes at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947721
Scatterbrained, genki, hardworking, mechanic anubis!

[Anonymous No.]

Most monsters can be improved with the eventual growth of fox ears and a fluffy tail from Kitsune-bi possession.

[Anonymous No.]

Hakutakus would have the eisest time being stalkers
they already know everything about you, so they dont have to follow you around that much

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947722
The only thing better than a monster girl in a cute armor is a monster girl wielding with an oversized axe.
This is why Minotaurs are so great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947842
Weapon can't be oversized if SHE's oversized.

[Anonymous No.]

Any story ideas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947855
A boy finds a broken Automaton in a scrapyard and fixes her, they fugg

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947855
Courtroom drama, with the lawyer being a demon.
A golem that likes to eat rocks
One big cave adventure involving giant ants, soldier beetles and the occasional wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947855
Vampire trying out lowbrow food.
"What is this thing you call a "grilled cheese"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947855
Manticore likes a fatfag, doesn't understand why she gains weight and tries to exercise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947875
>One big cave adventure involving giant ants, soldier beetles and the occasional wurm
This isn't a Hollow Knight reference, is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947883
>Tall classy Vampire tries out a grilled cheese
>She finds it pleasant but lacking
>Pairs it with a sip of her slave's blood
>Perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947887
Sadly it isn't as i have never played the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947428
Anubis are just literal bitches too, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947896
You should, it's exactly that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947890
If she finds the grilled cheese lacking, then there must not be much in it
Gotta add some spiced and meat to get a good kick
Just avoid garlic

Also drinking blood like that means she has to get drunk to enjoy food

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947883
>>20947896
I am obligated to remind you that Pillar Mantis Lords are canon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ1H5etcnt0

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947886
She's a baka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20943111
Cunt Punt

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947905
Posh people like wine, and blood is wine to vampires

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947907
But why does the little bug kill everyone? What's his end game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947940
He didn't kill them, he just defeated them in honourable combat. Now, the afterparty!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946859
So I apparently rolled a Lilim...

Should I be concerned and worried?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947958
Mantis Ladies have been waiting for a worthy champion for a long time, huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947929
Ive always thought that given the profile vamp

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947898
>Calling Anubis-sama a bitch
Do you want to go build the pyramids with the mummies?

>>20947929
>>20947971
How does she get the blood in the glass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947971
Has any one drawn the vampire with her wings stretched out?

[Anonymous No.]

'Well guys, I think its time for what will be one of our last donation drives for World Guide 3. Between this and Vulture's contributions, we'll be in the home stretch!

But until then, its the same as usual. Let's get at least a $100 in donations and I'll pay for the rest. This time we'll be finishing up the remaining spells and insignia, plus more Sabbath info like the magical girl transformations and the big section about onii-chans.

98 Fiend's Oath

116 Howling Force

125 Medical Healing
126 Pre-Operate

138 Beast's Insignia
139 Vixen's Insignia
141 Rabbit's Insignia

175 The Body of a Witch is Amazing!
177 Makeup! Familiar Power!
182 Sabbath's Onii-chans!

My PayPal is [e-mail]

Donate!'
From Perentie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947978
Probably catches the excess from the bite in the glass

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947883
I want to see a story where a group of mundane guys have, high society wives, like vamps and pharaohs and even a lilim or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947985
>138 Beast's Insignia
>116 Howling Force
>182 Sabbath's Onii-chans!
>177 Makeup! Familiar Power!
Shit these are ones I've been looking forward to. Hope the drive goes well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947985
>magical girl transformations

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947967
Indeed, it's hard being a kuudere martial.

[Anonymous No.]

which sabbath would an automimouto join?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20948196
Kuros. It' sexually efficient.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20944518
I didn't think I'd get a ready made story when I asked that question. The groping/eating out and soaked panty gag were hot as fuck.

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>>20947985
Really glad to hear we're keeping Vulture's item translations. He has done a great job with them.

>182 Sabbath's Onii-chans!
I wonder if we'll have the expected "they're obsessed with lolis and live in bliss them their imouto" or if we'll get a continuation about the tidbits of infos we got from the different Sabbaths' presentations.

[Anonymous No.]

Be honest,can the average guy beat a MG in a duel? they are never gonna get married if they keep mauling every potential husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>20948360
I guarantee you I could at least toss a Myconid.

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>>20948196
DL's Army Sabbath:
>Combat Automimouto who spreads the joy of loli to the world and defends the weak
Kuroferuru's Sabbath:
>Extremely lewd Automimouto who constantly tries out new parts for maximum pleasure and semen milking
Shirokuto's Sabbath:
>Magical Automimouto who spends countless hours delving into highly advanced sorcery and arcane
Momonika's Sabbath:
>Gyaru Automimouto who only cares about having fun with her onii-chan
Ropurotto's Sabbath:
>Wan Automimouto's awkwardly imitating the wan witches and trying her best to be a cute puppy
Marune's Sabbath:
>Hardworking oppai Automimouto who lives a comfy, fulfilling and busy farmer's life
Grelia's Sabbath:
>Medical Automimouto specialized in intense healing and constantly saves lives from dire situations
Runya Runya's Sabbath:
>Living archive Automimouto who has to constantly upgrade her hips memory storage in order to hold more data
Pick yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20948360
If he uses some strategy he could take on some of the lowly ones, like slimes and some bugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20948063
Gross

[Anonymous No.]

Everybody's gangsta until the sniper Cupid comes out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947756
>local girl awooos while working

[Anonymous No.]

Help me come up with a better name for Nerdlim, and whether she should be single or married to [You]

[Anonymous No.]

Mangagamer is having licencing survey https://twitter.com/MangaGamer/status/1102703687632384002
I would suggest Youkoso! Sukebe Elf no Mori e and... dunno. What else 2 good mg game you have in mind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20948582
That's professor Nerdlim to you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20948616
>”Letsh not bore ourshelffsh with titlesh. If I had to lisht off every Royal and medical title I have, it’d be extremely ineffisshent. Passh me my coffee!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>20948582
>Help me come up with a better name for Nerdlim
kakapoopoopeepeeshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>20948583
>I would suggest Youkoso! Sukebe Elf no Mori e
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947158
I need more Canadian-ized monstergirls
squirrels and raccoons especially

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946921
>>20947007
needs an illustration

[Anonymous No.]

>>20948582
Maybey she can be the lover of every 4th generation of your male line ,
That way it's a bit incesty but with enough separation to make it not too weird
Like marrying your 2nd cousin.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>20948582
Veronica or alexia

I would say single.

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>>20948743
Oou, I do like both of those. I think I may lean to Veronica.
And I suppose single fits the theme of ‘married to her work for now’ better, I just don’t want her to be perceived as a typical ‘nerdy girl who melts around men’ and more of a ‘independent smart girl but also not a frigid feminist’
Like she just knows she’s high octane in research and wants to make sure any guy she ends up with can keep up with her. Kinda fits the Lilim description of seeking ‘strong’ partners.

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>>20948757
She'd want someone as into science as she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20948822
Precisely. Though then the question is how does she act when she finally acknowledges its time for sexytime? It feels cheap to go the ‘shes Into cosplay-sex’ route, and yet...

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>>20948835
Nah, she'd be the type to 'accidentally' use a potion on her and the guy as an excuse to 'work it out of their systems'

[Anonymous No.]

>>20948678
Because it's the only recent mg game I remember off the top of my head. I guess there are also vanadis games but they are already being translated. What would you suggest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20948845
Ah yes, that sounds much more in line.
>”Drat! That potion made your dick three timesh bigger! We’ll have to extract the excshesh fluidsh immediately~”
>turns around and bends her big ass over while licking her braces in anticipation
>”Here, use me~”

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>>20948757
I just hope she not like Mari. Besides that Veronica seems like a good fit for her. Although alexia also works quite well for a scientist lady who does less than ethical experiments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20948941
>Alexia
>Veronica
FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

What changes in your waifu when she is sex starved? Does she start lashing out to try and take you by force or does she turn up the seduction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20948983
>Jinko
>Picks me up and carries me to bed, forcefully if need be.
>Cheshire
>Keeps popping in my lap without clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20948983
I would never let her get sex starved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20948894
Elves aren't monster girls no matter what KC says

[Anonymous No.]

>>20948941
I want her to be more of a thread thing because it’s more fun when people collaborate and add their own greentexts rather than sitting on something. But this is all good.
Veronica the Nerd Lilim, obsessed with body transformation science, a heavy studier and heavy pear shape, cute and confident yet annoyed by those who interfere with her research. Loves donuts, slime type corruptions, and experimental potions. Has braces, big glasses, and stretchy pants. Into anal and cunnilingus, if she ever finally settled down and deemed a man worthy enough to keep up with her thirst for scientific knowledge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949002
They are technically a type of human in MGE but they can become elf succubi when monsterized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20948996
>Jinko waifu discovers being sex starved increases her fighting prowess
>Goes weeks on end locking herself in her gym taking her frustration out on her punching bag and the weights
>When she finally comes out she seems calm and collected
>The tournament starts and she destroys everyone
>Not even the former champion could stand up to her
>Jump into the arena with her hugging and celebrating
>She drags you away to the locker room and takes out all her frustration
>Your pelvis paid the price for power

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949031
Exactly.
She even took time off from work to do it too

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949002
well they aren't considered monstergirl by KC either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946859
>Dryad
Is she gonna put plants all around my house? Would she basically be a gardener as well? Will she make my house smell like spring all year around?
Regardless, yes I would take her in. I'm gonna call her Caitlyn.

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>>20948250
I actually almost translated that section instead of the Sabbath Uniform section. I glanced over it and it seems to detail some of the "roles" an onii-chan can have in Sabbath. The headers are:
>Familiar
>Sorcerer
>Magic Engineer (looks like they make magic tools)
>Baphomet's Onii-chan

Then there's a little "interaction" between a witch and her onii-chan that I kind of started on but then scrapped in favor of the uniforms. Here's the little I did:
>A mysterious smell drifts about the room.
>It is the fragrant smell of a magical potion drifting about the laboratory prepared for the lovely witch reflected in the man's view, in a room of Sabbath.
>The eyes that peek from under the large witch's hat are round and charming, but now that expression is blurred by a bit of fatigue.
>"Why not take a break?"
>Once she gets in a trance, she forgets about time and concentrates.

And that's as far as I got. Anyway slime nostrum should be done this weekend. Spoiler: it's another male-targeted potion

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>>20949104
>Baphomet's Onii-chan
This will definitely be insightful, it will be the first time we get detailed info on the role of an influential monster girl's husband.
>Once she gets in a trance, she forgets about time and concentrates.
Cute hardworking Witch. I'll look forward to the rest.
>Spoiler
I can't picture what benefits this will have over the tentacles potions.
Anyways thanks for the translation, they're very much appreciated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949104
I'd like to be an mana battery/nymphomancy test subject for a Kuro Sabbath Witch.

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>>20949004
That sounds neat.

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>>20949004
Is she friends with the queen pslime or does the queen not even know she’s the one that first infected her.

[Losenis No.]

Hey. Finished a commission.

Benefactors
https://pastebin.com/t1GzDd8a
Tags: MGE, Salamander, Bicorn, Yuri, FFM
Synopsis: A bicorn and a knight go into an abandoned castle in search of what their contractor demanded. In their search, they find a salamander down on her luck looking to beat them to what loot they must be after.

[Anonymous No.]

How are you supposed to keep your monster girl in check when she gets put in a sexual trance by your smell? What about the other way around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20948369
trying to be a cute puppy sounds amusing but shiro seems best

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949243
I want to bury my face into a manticore or hellhounds mane when I impregnate her. I bet they smell like perfection.

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>>20948983
She'd probably just tell me she's horny and wants to fuck. She knows I'm too dense to understand indirect messages or subtle hints. Getting all touchy-feely and pressing herself up against me would just make me want to cuddle with her, and taking off her clothes usually means a massage or bath. It might get her flustered but I would probably need it spelled out for me.

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>>20949194
Great!
>>20949201
She doesn’t know, but due to being forced to establish diplomatic ties with her I’m sure they’ve met and inevitably she has grown to like her. If nothing else to study her, due to her extremely healthy ‘reproduction’ rate.
Could be funny if she barely knows the king/stableboy though. He’s less scientifically interesting.

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>>20949350
>”Sho, Queen, tell me about your kingdomsh reproduction rate.”
>”Why, my good lady, truly! A lady shouldn’t tell~”
>”Ah, but a Queen ish much more than a mere lady, ishnt she?”
>the Queen Ohoho~s while Veronica nerd-laughs, all while king Anon burbles from beneath the Queen, submerged in her slime

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>>20949350
Yeah makes sense to not care much about the husbands. I also could see her talking/studying the old king and queen due to them being the first that were the first converted and as a way for her to study the de aging properties of the pslime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949214
>those girls
>those tags
Going to need both hands for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949373
I don’t know why, but I am imagining the queen singing that “not evil” song from the new LEGO movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949214
Now that's some good stuff right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20948983
During her mating season, she'll get really pushy about sex, but she'll still try to restrain herself so I can tease her a bit before without her just jumping me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949379
>Veronica knocks on the door of the beautiful extravagant beachside villa that the old king and queen retired to
>the door opens, and a small slime tendril with a basic gooey face smiles up at her
>”Thiiiis waaaay”
>Veronica jots down in her notebook as she steps in, finding the place dripping with slime and writhing slime tentacles going all about the house doing various tasks
>as she gets closer to the living room, the slime gets thicker and more prominent, until finally the massive writhing mass in the center is revealed, and atop it, the former king and queen
>she doesn’t look a day above twenty despite her chronological age of 70, and he looks more like a rugged handsome man in his early 40s rather than his age of 80
>She’s in the process of riding him, bouncing on the slime mass like a waterbed, a glass of wine in one hand as she deliriously moans
>before Veronica can say anything, the old queen climaxes, and the writhing mass of slime beneath her explodes, sending globs of slime jettisoning out all over the walls and ceiling
>Veronica wipes her glasses off with a finger and returns to writing in her now soaked notebook
>”Fashinating...”

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>>20949484
But have the queen slime's 'assets' grown similar to her daughter's or does it seem to be some sort of genetics combination on her Father's side?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949484
Jesus muh fucking dick. Also nice job incorporating the slime face things they share with dark slimes.

>>20949499
I think in an earlier green text they were stated to have grown bigger and firmer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949214
>Yuri
Straight into the fucking trash it goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949533
I know it happened to her daughter but the effects must not have been as extreme on her.
Perhaps its due to secondary exposure instead of primary exposure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949547
What's wrong with it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949566
If you need to ask, you need to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949484
You’ve got a good knack for greentexting. Hoping to see more of Veronica’s experiments and their fallout.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949561
Perhaps that or maybe it could be age that exposure happened. The queen was much older when first infected and thus only able to slightly increase her tit size. The princess was however much younger and thus the slime was able to effect the growth of her mammaries much more. Maybe before puberty is the difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949575
That involves more testing, a younger princess will need to be found and tested upon to see if there's a correlation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949566
You can post it, one autistic person who tries to control the thread can't stop you despite his angry one liners

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949547
Kind of unavoidable when it comes to FFM, even if just in light amounts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949533
>>20949574
Thanks!
>>20949499
>>20949561
I was actually gonna have the old queen’s age regress even further to imply the old king was a lolicon, but decided to just make her in her absolute prime. The takeaway for Veronica is that what is still decidedly a human body due to the nature of parasite slimes can change both with adding (in the princess’s case) and subtracting (in the old queen’s case) as a result of the mamano relationship.
>Perhaps it’s even possible to alter a human woman’s body without her monsterizing at all in specific controlled circumstances! More research required.

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>>20949587
>you can post yuri
>the epic "it's only one guy" meme that's used to push acceptance for garbage every time
You can go back to tumblr any time, this thread clearly isn't for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949590
>Kind of unavoidable when it comes to FFM
Remember when FFM fags kept defending it and saying it's not yuri, and being idiots we actually believed them. We were warned about this numerous times back then and we didn't listen, and to my shame I was one of the people who fell for the "FFM isn't yuri" -lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949590
This. I don’t think anyone has ever gotten mad at KDF or Mousefag about yuri even though it’s always super obvious they like it.

>>20949595
As long as it’s not the whole “purest love” autism bullshit, I don’t see a problem as long as it’s relevant to discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949579
Ethics is a mere afterthought for the Nerdiest Lilim. Young parasite slime infection could lead to fascinating results! And an interesting puberty for the poor girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949617
Science cannot progress without heaps of orgasoming people.
Heaps!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949621
I'm depressed now

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949595
Yuri happens in MGE all the time.
Monsters have sexual instincts from birth but they still talk and practice their sexual techniques on each other sometimes to further increase their appeal for a man.
Finding a man is all they think about and they'll do anything to stack the odds in their favor to get one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949579
>>20949617
Well hey the parasite slime turned out great for the new queen and she was probably preprubecient when she got infested.

>>20949594
Unless you turned her into an oppai loli I am kinda glad she stayed in twenty range.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949643
>Small girl with the princess's chest.
Lewd.

Nerdlim truly is our hero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949612
How is mousefag these days? I haven’t seen him around lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949617
I bet she gets constant letters from the local Lich Cooperative asking her to share her work!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949639
It’s also one of the primary methods of monsterization. I just don’t see the problem in yuri play unless you make them not like cock. As long as they still want the d and use yuri to get that d then it should be fine to include.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949648
The Lich Cooperative, the Dark Mage guild, more than a few Sabbaths who want some select research topics.
Granted, she's probably published some stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

You wankers all have your loicences? https://www.mirror.co.uk/tech/uk-porn-block-comes-force-14091429

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949644
The best lilim! Making even smol girls big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949647
Doing good anon, just slowed down commissions for a bit and am waiting for a couple kinda overdue pictures to come in. Should have more yuri to share with the thread soon though hopefully. Especially once tax returns come in.

[Anonymous No.]

So the last time I was around, it struck me that readership and engagement was at a pretty depressing low. How is it now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949649
Monsterization is absolute trash too so no surprises there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949724
Why are you even here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949663
DNS change and VPNs ready go go, pretty simple solution really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946412
Anything smaller than her head is too small. If a single tit, placed in the middle of the chest takes up half the torso, anything between there and here is acceptable. But is a single tit is larger than your whole torso, it gets silly. >>20945228's angel is safely within that threshold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20945557
Milk and the undead

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949657
>Does Grafting Holst Flesh to Loli Zombies Increase Bust Development? A Preliminary Study
>The Impact of Pocket Dimensions on Sex Hair as Supported by Case Study
>Marune-Branch Produce’s Effects on Low-Sex Order Populations (research paid for in part by the new Extremist nation of Bustia)
Some of her landmark papers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949674
Neato. Good to know you’re not dead too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20948698

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949763
Never dead! Besides, I post in the thread semi-frequently anyways. I usually don’t try to mask my presence if I answer those waifu-questionare guys that keep popping up anyway. Warms my heart to know people cared enough to ask. I’m gonna shut up now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949772
>completely empty rink seats
Such a superfan she even shows up to practice! Yetis are amazing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20947004

Jungapolis of course.

[Anonymous No.]

Man I'm disappointed Yeti doesn't get more art. I check the boorus and pixiv occasionally but it's really rare I see anything new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949810
It says 155. That's still larger than a lot of other girls galleries.
http://imgbox.com/g/KjrfUnmyHK

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949810
Compared to quite a few girls the yetis has enough art. Like the pslime really only has 2 pieces of good art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949214
>>20949547
With yuri I guess it's FFM stuff, no pure love shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>20946859
>Kamaitachi
A trio of maids. Of which the oldest one knocks me around as she uses her wind blades to clean the dust under my bed, the middle one carelessly uses her blades to cut vegetables for dinner and the youngest one tenderly tends to my cuts and bruises, though being a little to enthusiastic to kiss it to make it better. Can't be sure are they doing it on purpose or because they are inexperienced. I would wonder why my classmate suddenly moved out so they could move in as my neighbours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949821
Huh, should I just add the amount of artwork each girl has in the main hub?

[Anonymous No.]

I moment of silence for our British brothers who won't be able to be here anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949871
It doesn't really matter either way. I was just pointing out the Yeti is pretty popular and has more art that a lot of other breeds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949872
But I'll be right here after typing a few numbers into the router.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949872
Oi, you got a loicense for that moment of silence then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949872
What happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949883
Only until they get you for braking the law.
I guess it really depends on how far they are willing to enforce their laws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949893
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/uk-porn-block-being-introduced-15927383

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949872
I bet they were fans of Pharaohs and Sphynx and Anubi. Good riddance, you turned your own country into a desert demon realm, eat it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949903
I dont get the uk
The goverment apologizes for fucking over Alan Turing
But still wants to control people's sexuality
What were they apologizing for then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949883
Knock knock, let us in you wanker, we gotta check the router to make sure you ain't polishing union jack without your loicense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949897
The law as written only punishes sites for not using the new system, not the individual accessing.
All the big name torrent sites have been blocked here for years and people bypass them every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949924
Funny thing about that, the wanking isn't the real thing they're after but instead implementing the system. It starts with being able to block porn but once a standard is set for blocking "harmful" content it will slowly expand in scope.
This sounds paranoid and like I'm wearing a tinfoil hat but anyone who's paid attention to Brit politics the last few years know the current Government absolutely despise technology and the internet. Authoritarians usually creep in their regulations like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949924
They love to be under a boot, they don't care if it's forbidding you form being gay or obligating you to be a fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20948369
Wan Automimouto reminds me of that interactive robot-dog everyone wanted as christmas present years back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949933
Is it a simple DNS thing?

>>20949946
That's not really tinfoil or even a Brit exclusive. Lefties tend to work like that everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949956
>Lefties tend to work like that everywhere.
It's not a leftie thing. Lefties and Tanuki love degeneracy, degeneration of the family unit, degeneration of your native society and culture. It doesn't help them to ban it in the prudish manner the UK does. UK just has a real boner for Orwell

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949903
Well that wouldn't effect /jp/ since the 4channel split, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949956
>Is it a simple DNS thing?
If the site is blocked for not complying, yes. That's how ISP blocks tend to work here. If the site isn't blocked and complies with the new log in it'll need a VPN to bypass.
>That's not really tinfoil or even a Brit exclusive. Lefties tend to work like that everywhere.
Current Government here are right wing but the left have always been just as censorship happy. UK politics suck because the only real difference between the parties is really their stance on work related issues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949903
>applies to any website or other online platform that provides pornography "on a commercial basis"
So, it doesn’t apply to any website that Does It For Free™? That’s quite the gap.
Like most booru sites, for example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949973
90% of /jp/ is soft-core porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949973
Hiro was secretly a genius. Depends if they include the links to other boards or not with the show all boards option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949951
>or obligating you to be a fag.
I dont know what this is a reference to
Literally the only thing popping up in my mind is that one manga about the all boys school that reforms delinquents by periodically forcing half of them to be traps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949986
I think the site has to be actively making money from porn. They've already stated that sites like twitter and reddit will be allowed because they're not the focus.
With any luck 4channel falls under the same banner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949994
I remember that and i shudder in fear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949986
>>20949996
So it’s pretty much just affecting normieporn.
Well, the censorship sucks, but I think our local britfags will survive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949952
Robots are cute, so are dogs. Of course people would go crazy for a robot dog.
That being said, I'm not sure a kobold automaton would be cuter than a regular automaton or a simple kobold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20950014
Robodog would make a convincing Kuubold

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949810
>>20949822
I'm the Yetifag responsible for maybe 1/3 of the art, I haven't been getting many commissions lately but I do have one in the works right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>20948983
all of the dishes have a vagina

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949903
>>20949986
Don't UK laws also have something against lolis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949994
>>20950003
name of manga?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20950014
>"Welcome home, Master. It is a delight to see you again. May we play the fetching game?"
>"Woof. Arf. Ruff, ruff"
>"Master. It has come to my attention that there is a large dog that passes by the door every day at approximately 3:02 pm, with an error of 12.4 seconds. I am anticipating her arrival soon and will bark as loudly as necessary to protect our hom-, that is, to protect the property. Please take appropriate precautions."

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949866
Lucky you, rolling up a whole team. Do you even have a big enough home to train 3 maids? They might just end up becoming NEETs with so little work to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20950037
A lot of places do. The real question is whether they actually give a fuck (Canada) or not (e.g. U.S.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949966
I wonder who jealous a Kiki will be when she sees a Kej maid doing 12 things at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949996
Wait.
Doesn’t this have the potential to interact in hilarious and stupid ways with Patreon and especially smut Patreons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20950043
Don't do it man if it's the one I'm thinking about it has tons of strap-on rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>20950067
4 states in the us have banned lolis under obscenity laws and in Canada it’s not really enforced. Like I can still buy and own mge volume 1 and 2 legally as a Canuck.
I mean keep in mind Trudeau is a massive degenerate any ways so actually making loli laws would look bad on his image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20950083
I think Texas is one of those banned states and I had exactly 0 issues while living there, nor had I ever heard of anyone having an issue. Pretty sure it’s just used as a tack-on charge.
But the onahole thread here does have a horror story of Canada customs basically ruining some random shmuck’s life because there were 2D lolis on a box for something he bought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20950067
Somewhere between the two, I don't think they really give a fuck unless someone's package gets checked at customs or someone's enough of an idiot to take a laptop full of comic lo to a repair shop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20950047
Sounds like time for community service~

[Anonymous No.]

>>20949966
Imagine a Yandere Kejuoro who just wants to be the perfect housewife for you and wants you to be the perfect husband. LOVE DELUXE

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>>20950047
They would have work for the first week, but after that there isn't that much of cleaning or cooking to do. Could be unnerving to have three pairs of eyes stare you silently while I sit on sofa and shitpost while trying to come up with meaningful tasks. One on each side and one in front of you. I need to figure what else maids do than clean and cook.

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>>20950121
I guess I'd fruitlessly try hiding under my bed

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>>20946859
>nice old retired anon and his silver-haired kikimora wife have a big, beautiful home in the country
>every spring they hire on new apprentice maids to live on their estate and learn the trade
>old mama kiki teaches them basic skills and etiquette, anon gives them good advice and even introduces them to his nephews and friends' sons on occasion
>no matter how incompetent, delinquent or lazy they are, each apprentice comes out of their home as a top-quality maid and thanks them for the opportunity
>the main hallway is full of wedding pictures from maids they've trained who found permanent masters
>anon and kiki spend a great deal of time travelling abroad, visiting their old students and attending many, many weddings
>a few appprentices have even married into their family, and they have many little maids-to-be coming over to visit gramma and grampa mastah

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>>20948983
>What changes in your waifu when she is sex starved?
My waifu can't get sex starved. I'd be living in her mouth. She has complete control, so when she wants it, she gets it. End of story.

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>>20950037
Personally don't like pedoshit, but I think the UK should be more interested in protecting their 3d lolis first

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>>20950170
That's pretty racist Anon.

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>>20950121
A yandere Kejourou would never let you out of her hair.

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>>20948983
She hibernates

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>>20950135
>”If you’re going to act like a child, I guess I’m going to have to look after you like one!”
>”Come here darling! I’ll take care of you!”

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>>20950166
What happens if a Sandworm gets a canker sore?

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>>20950180
>implying

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>>20949547
>Gets upset over a makeout scene with two monster girls.
This is /tg/ levels of autism we're reaching here.

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>>20950223
Monster girls are pretty tough and resistant to a lot of the stuff to that bothers humans. I don't think they'd be susceptible to those.

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>>20950165
My absolute heart

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>>20950223
Monster have their own "makes them horny" type of diseases. They wouldn't get anything that causes pain or disfigures them, no matter how small.

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>>20946859
>sea bishop
how does this work?

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>>20950241
FM is the only acceptable pairing. Everything else is equal in its heresy, be it MMF FFM FMMMM FFFFM, degeneracy

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>>20950257
>3) Can mermaids move on land?
>Possible. There are various ways like using the spells of human-transformation, crawling by their tail like Lamia, hovering in the air with their mana(still they cant fly so freely).

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>>20950257
Whenever you spill something, you flood your house so the maid can be deployed.

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>>20950263
This.

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>>20950265
i wonder how long she could fly

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>>20949881
https://pastebin.com/DFXhrXkc
Well, I did it regardless.

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>>20950263
But i want a witch and her familiar...

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>>20950205

>And then anon gets dragged out of the bed by his feet, which are thoroughly coiled by hair.

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>>20950253
So they would be like temporary reverse scales?

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>>20950024
What does it entail?

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>>20950292
>FFM
>TWO lolis
We're getting extra heretical over here.

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>>20950263
It depends. I dislike harems or anything more than a man and his one wife but the monster effect of the doppelganger potion sounds fun every now and then.

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>>20950263
Nerd.

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>>20950303
The best kind of heresy.

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>>20950292
You could have them fuse first and get out on a technicality.

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>>20950304
Don't fall for the "slippery slope is a fallacy" meme. It's deadly true.

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>>20950170
>Personally don't like pedoshit
Okay

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>>20950299
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_I:_Fallen_Maidens#Monsters.27_Illnesses

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>>20950319

I wonder if monster girls have their own version of autism

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>>20950317
>Says okay
>Posts one one girl who is not okay with people not being pedophiles

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>>20950325
No, it's just normal Autism, but those that suffer from it are all sexual savants.

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>>20950263
You are wrong good sir.

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>>20950325
>autism
It's a hereditary disease I'm afraid, and it only afflicts the proud and noble wolf family. It manifests in desert regions most frequently.

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>>20950263
Meh, as long as there's only one male

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>>20950329
Most of the new Baphomets don't really care.

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>>20950296
>Anon is treated to a nice lunch of grilled cheese, tomato soup, and a glass of milk
>Don’t mind the hair binding his ankles and chest

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>>20950325
Pretty sure you could classify anubis as autists.

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>>20950263
You need an education in oyakodon, my friend.

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>>20950340
What, was their radical globopedo agenda toned down in the sabbath books? Never bothered to read them

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>>20950263
>Calls me a degenerate.
>On a board that features lolis and latex and talks about cunnies as if they're going to the grocery store.
Calling the kettle black alittle much? Also
>He doesn't want a group of monstergirls to run a train on him.

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>>20950316
It’s a fallacy when the slippery slope is retarded and has no logical argument to support the slope. If you can form a logical argument then it’s no longer a fallacy.

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>>20950348
Wouldn't that be running a tunnel?

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>>20950349
There's enough evidence that you don't need a logical argument to support the slope for it to exist.

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>>20950346
The food is absolutely delicious. Not a fan of the bigamous relationship however.

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>>20950347
I think he means they don't care that you're not into "pedoshit" because they'll still make you apart of a mating press with one until she's old enough to legally be boned and then some

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>>20950372
>Sabath not full of perma-lolis
Since when was this a thing?

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>>20950362
I think he’s saying you have to establish which direction the slippery slope is going with some evidence, otherwise you could say that the slope is going uphill instead of downhill.

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>>20950375
What the fuck kind of multi legged prong-barb footed creature are you that you can traverse a slippery slope upwards?

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>>20950372
Most of them don't care. One has huge tits. Others talk about how they are only loli because it works better for their magic. Even megamorphasis says there is no punishment for using it and most have tried it. Anti loli faggots love to scream about how he's such a pedo and that's all he does but most monsters in the encyclopedia are adults and quite a few of them have huge tits.

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>>20950382
[Embarrased Wendigo Noises]

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>>20950263
Imagine being this gay about a straight porn setting.
Reminder there is no such thing as "yuri" when monstergirls are concerned. Monstergirls in any number exist to pleasure men.
Anybody who loses their shit over "yuri" in this thread, has no idea what "yuri" actually is.

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>tfw no khepri harem with a khepri momster leading them

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>>20950371
I'm usually not either, but I've read some good-ass doujins recently. I wouldn't try anything with my waifu's mom but the enthusiastic younger woman/experienced older woman dynamic is fucking strong.

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>>20950396
I really want to know if you could use a doppelganger potion on your wife then use a temporary pedomorphasis potion or a wonderland cake to give the clones different body types.

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>>20950396
Only Queen slime shoggoths and dreamscape waifu cloning for me.

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>>20950396
experienced younger woman/enthusiastic older woman > enthusiastic younger woman/experienced older woman

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>>20946859
>parasite carrier maid
hm...i like symbiote-type monster girls so, cool i guess? maybe she'd work twice as efficiently than a regular maid since she has the host's body and the slime to work with. can't really think of anything that's fun about her as a maid

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>>20950430
>experienced younger woman
We call those “sluts.”

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Reminder, anyone who complains about lolis in a monster girl thread are fucking retarded.

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>>20950450
>can't really think of anything that's fun about her as a maid
Well, she can rape herself and clean at the same time, I imagine that might make doing the laundry interesting.

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>>20950452
And you call experienced older women used goods

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>>20950450
The more you fuck her the more slime mass she will have = even faster cleaning. But I will trade you a dark Valkyrie maid if you don’t want her.

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>>20950430

What if we had an enthusiastic older woman and younger woman?

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>>20950464
One's gotta be a whore so you don't feel bad for pumping and dumping her and keeping the good one

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>>20950464
What if we also cut out the hag?

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>>20950481

What if we abstain from sex entirely?

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>>20950481
Agreed, Lolibabas need to go. They had their shot at being 25, it's time to step aside

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>>20950494
Who said anything about lolibaba? True hags only.

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>>20950504
The truest hag of them all lives in denial of her hagdom, becoming a little girl to live the lie. You can spot one by her jaded personality and chainsmoking habit.

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I just want to cuddle a Jinko on a couch while listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8LR6HJ9rfQ

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>>20950494
Lolibabas are the only acceptable form of loli for much the same reason why Titanias are only good as friends and nothing more.

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>>20950487
It’s working so far.

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>>20950510
>Lolibabas are the only acceptable form of loli
False and shitpilled

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>>20950430
How about just one inexperienced older woman who tries to act like she knows what she's doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20950510
The youngest an ancient hag should ever aspire to be is early teens, the age she wished she got married, backin the day.

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>>20950507
But what are you going to do when your summer vacation is over?

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>>20950510
All lolis are good and deserve a loving Onii-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20950519
Now you're speaking the Lord's Gospel.

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>>20950263
FFM got me paid, though. Can't really discount that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20950519

Now that's what I'm talking about.

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>>20950536
You're a male prostitute?

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>>20950469
>tfw no Hellhound hime mistress

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Aren't harems accepted in MGE as long they are multiple woman with one man?

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>>20950548
>Cerberus guards the gates to hell
>Was gifted an estate alongside the guardhouse
>Her daughter has only ever known pretty dresses and etiquette schooling from the finest demons

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>>20950562
Yes.

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>>20950564
>Hellhound hime's human butler and kiki maid tries their hardest to make her act like proper nobility

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>>20950579
I want to introduce her to Animal style cheeseburgers.

[Anonymous No.]

we could use more dog monster girls, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>No CC Devil roommate to play videogames with and drink beer with, and watch anime with while you lay your head in her bare lap, because all she's wearing is a long sweater barely containing her puppies and panties

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>>20950530
>>20950540
>'Arara, a young man like you wants to take a roll in the hay with me?'
>'you have the look of a virgin, I'm going to enjoy eating you up, fufu'
>'now, p-please commence the... the sex.'
>she just sits and waits, shivering with her eyes closed

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>>20950642
>Confident and flirty yet somehow also Kuu automaton pushes you into a broom closet and wraps a leg around your hips, blushing faintly as she tells you to "c-c-commence the penetration"

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>>20950642
Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer

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>>20950678
Fortunately, the death it causes in this case is little.

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>>20950635
We could use more slimes.

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>>20950678
>Her overconfident yet awkward nature charms you
>Spend a long and loving life with her, having many many babies
>In the end you can't bare the thought of parting from her, of growing too old to rigorously display your love to her
>Mutually decide to slip into undeath together in a lover's embrace
>Already picked out a new home in that nice undead neighbourhood
Truly, a slow and insidious killer