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2089707 No.2089707 [Reply] [Original]

So I figured this would be the best place to ask. I need help.

I need to get to Japan. I need to live there. What do I need to do to make this so? Right now i'm a hairdresser. I'm a girl. I can't go to college so english teacher is out of the question.

>> No.2089715

Marry me and I'll bring you to Japan.

>> No.2089727

>>2089722

You're saying hairdressing isn't a real career? Lol do you know how much money I make?

>> No.2089722

if you don't have a real career you won't survive there

>> No.2089724

Cut a lot of hair.

>> No.2089725

>So I figured this would be the best place to ask. I need help.

You thought wrong.

>> No.2089734

>>2089727
>do you know how much money I make?

If you have money it shouldnt really be a problem

>> No.2089736

>So I figured this would be the best place to ask.
Incorrect.

>> No.2089739

>I can't go to college
Gee, I wonder why.

>> No.2089743

>>2089734

Well yes I can get to Japan with the money I have, but how can I stay there? I hear it's incredibly difficult for a foreigner to make it there.

>> No.2089747
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2089747

http://www.wwoofjapan.com
You can get papers to work there as a farmer, then become a prostitute to actually make a living. Presto, life in Japan.

>> No.2089748

>>2089727
"hurr durr, I have lots of moneys, how do I use this to travel to a location?".

>> No.2089749

>I need to get to Japan
No you don't.

But if you must go, please, learn some damn Japanese and don't be a douchebag. You're making us gaijins look bad.

>> No.2089764

>>2089739

Wow, you sure sound like you think you know all about me from one post.

>>2089749

I already do know some Japanese.

>>2089747

lol interesting, but i'll pass. Prostitution is not for me.

>> No.2089770

Protip: /jp/ is neither a travel agency nor a careers advice bureau.

>> No.2089777

>>2089727
you know when I came to US I was incredibly surprised at how much money hairdressers made. With this I'm stating that they don't make shit in Japan. Unless you are one of those from fancy schools with amazing training and happen to get a job in top salons, they will pay you as just another laborer.

>> No.2089789

>>2089770
EliteProtip : No one really knows what /jp/ is for.

>> No.2089797

>>2089789
VNS/Touhou/shit not related to going to Japan.

>> No.2089801

>>2089777
It's depressing, I'm doing a course in university that'll lead to me doing independant drugs research that may save lives, and I'd get paid UP TO 2/3 of what most hairdressers are paid.
Also minihijack, is there any demand for scientists in Japan? I have no real desire to go there right now, I just want to know if it's an option.

>> No.2089805

So, what does /jp/ think about women staying in traditional female professions?

>> No.2089808

Why would you want to go to Japan? It's a shitty country full of racists and misogynists. Good luck being anything more than a prostitute.

>> No.2089824

>>2089777

I went to Toni & Guy hairdressing academy. They are one of the best.

>>2089808

I visit there as often as I can and every time I go back I love it even more.

>> No.2089835

>>2089808
That's two votes for prostitute, then. Who else thinks prostitution would be OP's best option?

>> No.2089836

Become a porn star

>> No.2089846

>>2089743

Yes, this is largely the case, but if you speak the language to a relatively fluent level (and read it, of course) it helps a lot. If you allow for the cultural and social differences, it's no different than living in any other 1st world country. Property prices are high, or so I've heard, but, hey, where are they not these days.

>> No.2089847

>>2089824
then you're set. present your credentials and skills, get a great job, realize that actually living there is not as great as it seemed from a tourist point of view.

>> No.2089855

>I can't go to college
>Lol do you know how much money I make?
>Wow, you sure sound like you think you know all about me from one post.
>I already do know some Japanese.

If all you're going to do is give cunty know-it-all answers to every suggestion then get the fuck out.

PROTIP: Even a retard can get a BA degree. If you can't get one, you're worse than stupid. The only viable profession for an unskilled woman would be prostitution. They have enough women who are infinitely smarter than you, and all they're doing is serving tea to old faggots because nobody can find a fucking job there. What makes you think they would want a foreigner who's even dumber? ANSWER: PORN.

>> No.2089853

>>2089722
>if you don't have a real career you won't survive there

Princess Emily is surviving in Japan just fine and she has no career....

>> No.2089859

Working in Japan? Enjoy your wage slavery.

>> No.2089862

Find a wealthy Japanese person living in the states, seduce him, marry him and live in Japan with him supporting you.

>> No.2089873

Sell your cunt for money.

>> No.2089874

Why do you need to go to Japan?

don't you mean want?

theres a difference

>> No.2089884

>>2089855
the man has spoken

>> No.2089887

>>2089874
She suffers from a very rare disease. Japan is the only cure.

>> No.2089894

>>2089862
It'd be easier to find a rich Japanese man to seduce while living in Japan as a prostitute.

>> No.2089897

>>2089855
>Even a retard can get a BA degree

depends on what college you attend, getting a BA in city/state/community college is easy, getting a BA in a good private uni is not.

>> No.2089900

>>2089894
nobody really marries prostitutes though....

>> No.2089902

Come on /jp/

>I'm a girl.

This should have set off your troll alarms.
Are you still messed up from Valentines day?

>> No.2089903

>>2089897
There's a difference between doing harder work and doing more work.

>> No.2089908

1. Learn how to do Japanese haircuts
2. Work at a Japanese Salon
3. Profit
4. ????
5. More profit

>> No.2089914

>>2089835
LOL NO PROSTITUTION :<
>>2089855
Well hey they were being mean to me so I bit back. And now you're being a dick to me. Yes, of course there are an infinite number of women smarter than me just like there are an infinite number of men smarter than you. So? Us reaffirming this to each other does anything? No. So quit being an ass.
>>2089874
need for me = an unbearable desire

>> No.2089915

>>2089902
"I'm a girl"
Probably a troll.
"Rude, arrogant, boastful answers"
Yup, troll.

>> No.2089916

>>2089903
I can assure you that a good private uni definitely requires more intelligence, working day and night studying will not be sufficient.

>> No.2089912

>>2089897
SOME BAs ARE HARDER TO GET THAN OTHERS???
CALL THE FUCKING ASSOCIATED PRESS WE'VE GOT A SCOOP!!

>> No.2089917

>>2089897
I went to a private college in the United States. There was an autistic guy there who completed his BA in mathematics the year before I graduated. Retards literally can get a BA degree. All a BA means is lots of homework, handed in regularly, for 4 years. That's it. In exchange for that, you can get a much less shitty job.

>> No.2089926

>>2089914
>need for me = an unbearable desire

This is not a good reason for wanting to go to Japan, I was going to provide you with the fruits of my knowledge but you have been deemed selfish and thus unworthy.

>> No.2089923

>>2089914
You suck at logic and lack reading comprehension. Wow.

But we already knew this as soon as you said "I need to get to Japan," didn't we?

>> No.2089924

>>2089917
Autism doesn't make you necessarily retarded you know. Sometimes it makes you HAX smart in certain areas.

>> No.2089929

>>2089916
Anyone who needed to study was retarded to begin with.

>> No.2089938

>>2089917
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autism

educate yourself

>> No.2089936

>>2089887
I lold
>>2089902
Well I figured eventually I would be asked if I was a boy or a girl so I thought I would let it be known in the beginning.
>>2089908
See now this was my first idea, but what i'm wondering, is there any hope for a foreigner to get a job as a hairdresser? Anyone here living in Japan, have you ever seen a hairdresser from another country?

>> No.2089937

Why would you want a BA in Mathematics?

>> No.2089947

>>2089917
Autism often makes you better at understanding mathematical studies...

>> No.2089943

>>2089937
>BA in Mathematics

Mathematics is the portal to true knowledge

>> No.2089944

>>2089902

It didn't trigger my troll alarm at all. I just read:
So I figured this would be the best place to ask. I need help.

I NEED to get to Japan. I NEED to LIVE there. WHAT DO I NEED to do to make this so? Right now i'm a hairdresser. I'm a weeaboo fangirl who likes Naruto and makes Sasuke shota doujinshi hoping that I'll be able to one day inspire a marginal character in a third-grade production hentai flic. I can't go to college because they won't let people with Assburger's in. So english teacher is out of the question because I am too Kawaii to speak, let alone teach, a language inferior to the Kawaii awesomeness that is Japanese!!!!!1111one one

Seriously, it didn't tick off my troll alarm at all. I have other alarms for this level of douchebaggery.

>> No.2089945

>>2089936
Work at a hairsalon near roppongi lots of foreigners there and they could probably use an english speaker.

>> No.2089951

>a boy or a girl
The proper form of this phrase on /jp/ is "a NEET or a slut."

>> No.2089952

>>2089924
It sure as hell makes college life a bitch, I bet.

>> No.2089953

You should become an assassin

>> No.2089956

But Japanese style and cut their own hair, don't they? They're that awesome :D

>> No.2089959

I'm assuming most Japanese people would never want a haircut from a foreigner. You probably aren't asian and don't have the same hair type. You probably don't even understand Japanese.

Why the fuck would you want to go to Japan? If you're going to start over, thats the worst place to do it.

>> No.2089958

>>2089956
Go take English 101 at the nearest community college.

>> No.2089979

>>2089943

But a Bachelor's of Art Degree? Why not go with a Bachelor's of Science Degree?

>> No.2089980

>>2089959
>I'm assuming most Japanese people would never want a haircut from a foreigner.

Wait, really? I thought you were a troll for a moment but you seem sorta serious. Does a lot of /jp/ REALLY think Japan is like this?

>> No.2089986
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2089986

the only good jap is a dead jap

>> No.2089987

>>2089980
Take a step outside of the tourism centers on your next trip and you'll see.

>> No.2089989

>>2089979
BAs are, in general, easier to obtain. Though this might be a massive generalisation.

>> No.2089995

OP can you post more pictures of that cat?

>> No.2089996
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2089996

>I need to get to Japan
>I need to live there
>i'm a hairdresser
>I'm a girl.

>> No.2090003

>>2089989

If you want an easy modo math major, just go into Statistics or a Political "Science" that relies on statistics. It seems to me people would as impressed, if not more, with the latter than a BA Math major.

>> No.2090013

>>2089987
I've lived in Japan, both rural and city.

>> No.2090010

I'm moving there next year as part of my job. You can come along as my trophy wife if you're willing to suck my dick every night and let me stick it in your pooper.

>> No.2090016

>>2090010
email?

>> No.2090017

>>2090013
I'm sure you have, deary.

>> No.2090018

>>2089944

I actually don't like naruto. And I don't draw so no doujinshi.
>>2089945
Thank you for actually trying to help. I will look into this.
>>2089959
I'm not asian, and no I don't have the same hairtype yet the majority of my return clients are asian. I also have a lot of black clients as well. You know why? Because hairdressers are trained professionals at hair. We learn everything about it, including the biology. I can't just only know how to do one specific hair type. That would make me an awful hairdresser, and I can't accept that. It's my passion.

>> No.2090023

>>2089953
That takes way more training than a hairdresser or a BA. Prostitution, however, can be mastered in a year, tops.

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2090033

>>2089995

I don't have more pics of that one in particular but I have a lot of really cute ones.

>> No.2090029

This thread is bad, and you should feel bad.

>> No.2090040

Out of curiosity, slut.

Why exactly do you need to live in Japan?

>> No.2090041

>>2090018
You know, more people would help you if:

a) You asked in the right place
b) You weren't an attention whore
c) You weren't an arrogant, ignorant cunt

Now please get the fuck out.

>> No.2090043

Japan is a waste of time. Go to china instead.

>> No.2090048

>have you ever seen a hairdresser from another country?

You say you went to Japan numerous times and has some knowledge of the language yet when you went there you never did any research; as in go to a hair salon and curiously ask about their profession?

>> No.2090055

>>2090023
What kind of training do you need? fucking get a gun and a silencer, run up to the motherfucker you want to kill and fire, you level up while doing the job not level beforehand

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2090063

ITT: Everyone trolled by >>2089707

Thank you, come again.

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2090072

>>2090063

>> No.2090075

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enjo_kōsai
Prostitution isn't the nasty, disreputable profession that it is in the west. They only outlaw it at all because of pressure from the united states. Sometimes the services exchanged don't even involve sexual favours. It really can be a good way for a girl just starting out to get by at first, or for high school girls to make extra pocket money, even ones from rich families.

>> No.2090079

>hairdresser
>It's my passion.
Jesus Christ. Well, at least you have a dream, no matter how dull it seems

>> No.2090096

>>2090041

What is the right place to ask?
Why am I an attention whore?
Why am I an arrogant, ignorant cunt?

I would like legitimate reasons please based on actual facts.

>>2090040

I just really want to live there. I didn't know people here would be so angry just because I used the word need out of context.

>>2090048

I haven't been back to Japan since I became a hairdresser. I've been very busy with work.

>> No.2090100

>>2090016
you got to send me your pic first before I agree as I don't want to waste my cash and penis on just another ugly fat fangirl weeaboo.

>> No.2090116

>>2090096
>I haven't been back to Japan since I became a hairdresser.

Well, maybe you should go back there and do some research.

>> No.2090122

>>2090096
>What is the right place to ask?
Not /jp/. If you've been here more than 15 minutes you'd know that.

>Why am I an attention whore?
You couldn't even wait a single post before pulling the 'OLOLOL IM A GURL ^_^' shit.

>Why am I an arrogant, ignorant cunt?
Reread your posts. Generally uneducated responses combined with the "I-know-what-I'm-talking-about" attitude, when the irony lies in the fact that you're asking for help. Also, you seem to think that you're smart (lol).

Sage.

>> No.2090136

>>2090096
You don't think that your posts about being so smart or making so much money are arrogant? Well, I guess seeing as you can't see it, it makes you ignorant as well. That covers both of them.

>> No.2090154

>>2090122

So saying i'm a girl makes me an attention whore? Last I checked being a girl isn't something to brag about or anything. That would be like me saying i'm a human and you going "OMGATTENTIONWHOREO DGJDFKgNDgBDKJG"


I reread my posts and i'm not seeing what you're talking about. Maybe if you stepped down from your pedestal for one second you would realize you're not better than everyone else, and you don't know everything about everything. You also can't believe you have the right to judge someone you know next to nothing about. But I guess in your mind you're so high and mighty and above me so you do. Oh well.

>>2090116

Yes I hope I get to go back soon.

>> No.2090159

How old are you OP?

>> No.2090169

Nothing against you personally, but it pisses
me off to no end seeing as you don't know jack
shit about Japan but intend to live there just
because you feel the need to do so.

Living and visiting Japan are two different
things. You might want to visit them but you
DON'T (EVER) want to live amongst them.

>> No.2090178

watch Dark Love for an accurate depiction of what japanese do to foreign girls

>> No.2090171

I hate women. Especially American women. Why are you all such cunts?

>> No.2090172

>>2090159
37.

>> No.2090176

>>2090136

Never said that I was "so smart" and I did say that as a hairdresser I make good money since someone had to say in such a condescending manner "Oh, you're a hairdresser? LOL sorry you need a REAL career to go to Japan".

That in itself is completely ignorant. Not a lot of people know that many hairdressers make an incredibly decent living.

>> No.2090184

>>2090172
Too old to be a trophy wife, too bad.

>> No.2090189

>>2090154
You just don't say you're a girl, fuck, you sure are stupid

>> No.2090196

>>2090159
I'm 21.
>>2090169
Then tell me please, let me know what living in Japan is really like for a foreigner. All I know is what I read on this guy's blog who was teaching english through the JET program. He seemed to like it a lot.

>> No.2090197

>>2090172
HA HA HA, OH, WOW.

Unless you've got MILF or ironic BBW appeal you can't even be a prostitute.

>> No.2090203

>>2090172
Jesus fuck, you could be my mom

>> No.2090205

>>2090172
>37
Guys. Pipe down.

It's not a girl, just an old woman.

>> No.2090218

>>2090196
wat

>> No.2090226

After reading this whole thread, I must say; OP you sound like a huge cunt.

Please don't travel anywhere outside of the country, much less Japan. You'll only make us look bad.

>> No.2090229

>>2090196
>>2090172
Which one is it?

>> No.2090232

>>2090196
You want to live in japan because you read Gaijin Smash?

>> No.2090233

>>2090196
That's ONE person out of countless people who
were like you, eager to live in Japan.

You should really extend your knowledge on
that subject by searching for further reviews.

It might save your life (I mean it).

>> No.2090235

Did she even explain why she can't go to college?

>> No.2090239

>>2090226
This.

>> No.2090254

I don't care whether you're a man or a woman. I understand you WANT to live to in Japan. You say it's a NEED, but why is it a NEED? Isn't getting by more of a NEED, and living somewhere else you aesthetically attractive, for whatever a reason, a WANT? You'll needs lots of money, I can tell you that. You're probably a troll. Anyways though, why do you need our approval, or our help? There are much better places to find help for this sort of thing, so that's why I think you're a troll, especially with your cuteoverload.com pics.

>> No.2090255

>>2090229
It's probably 21 since it's accompanied by a cunty answer to another question.

Have we reached auto-sage yet?

>> No.2090248

i haven't cut my hair for 4 years, why would anyone need a hair dresser? my vote goes for prostitution

>> No.2090261

>>2090235
Yes, please explain why you're too much of an ignorant cunt to go to college.

>> No.2090263

>>2090235
If you can't go to college you're an idiot, no need to ask why

>> No.2090267

The OP is making all the angry replies to his own trolls.

>> No.2090286

>>2090154
Right. Someone ELSE is on a pedestal. Not you.

Fucking idiot.

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2090293

Nice /travel/ thread.

Next time make your threads in the correct board.

>> No.2090294

>Last I checked being a girl isn't something to brag about or anything.

exactly, so why bring it up in the first place?

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2090307

http://www.4chan.org/rules.php
>3. Do not post the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry"), grotesque ("guro"), or loli/shota pornography.
>Trolls
>off-topic

This thread is reportable. I have done so, and invite all sages and silent onlookers to do so as well.

>> No.2090308

>>2090254
Need is a concept that means nothing without context, I'm not the OP, but this is obvious

>> No.2090322

I mean yeah, this thread probably would have helped if you didn't say you were a girl.

not that anyone would have trouble deducing that from reading your responses though

dohohoho im so fucking clever

>> No.2090331

>>2090307

But then again, fuck tightasses like you. Here's a thread that was a little break from hurf durf toohoo fartdump or HEY GUYS CHEEEEEEEEN XD

>> No.2090344

>>2090331
Yeah, the only reason anyone replied to this thread was because the rest of the board was so piss boring. TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU

>> No.2090356

Yeah, OP here, thanks to the few people who had some constructive suggestions. I'm done with this thread though. There are too many mean people here.

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