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Happy Valentines Day, /jp/.

>> No.2084194

What a bunch of bullshit. You're a real jerk, OP.

>> No.2084196

>>2084191
Nonsense, girls don't do that.

>> No.2084200
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2084200

I know, ze.

>> No.2084198

And then stopped instantly, shuddered and took a bath.

>> No.2084201

Wow. I feel sad for her.

>> No.2084202

One girl admitted to it.

Too bad I thought she was ugly.

>> No.2084204
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2084204

I can imagine them just doing that while thinking of me.

Teehee~

>> No.2084213

LIES

>> No.2084217

>>2084202
So picky, anonymous.

>> No.2084222

>>2084217
Better picky than having sex with tentacle Saya.

>> No.2084229

>>2084191
Fuck you.
stop bringing back hope that is long lost
Also, reported for off topic.

>> No.2084235

>>2084200
>>2084204
You cant escape marisa handsome yuri tones!

>> No.2084236

>>2084222

what kind of faggot wouldnt have sex with a loli cthulhu monster?

>> No.2084237

>>2084222
I'd have sex with Saya, but I'd probably prefer her to alter my brain first.

>> No.2084239

I have regular camsex with females. This is no surprise to me.

I'm still a virgin, though. I'm not putting my cock in anyone I don't truely feel i'm in love with.

>> No.2084250

I can picture at least 4 girls. Too bad I fucking hate them

>> No.2084252

>>2084191

I appreciate the sentiment... but I don't think that's very likely.

>> No.2084263

>>2084222
As a frequenter of /d/, I would probably prefer the tentacle Saya. But I'm not sure, post a few pics so I can make up my mind.

>> No.2084264

>>2084191
that is a dirty lie

>> No.2084255

>>2084239
That's...quite innocent of you.

Thinking of true love in this age and day.

Well, good luck with that.

>> No.2084280

>>2084263
Dunno, try imagining the most gruesome thing you can.
Well, since you come from /d/, make that the most attractive thing you can.

>> No.2084272
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>>2084239

>I have regular camsex with females.

I never thought I'd hear this on /jp/

Reminds me of the time I had sex on the internet.

>> No.2084294

>>2084239
May I ask where you find all of these camwhores?

>> No.2084297

I don't think that one girl is one of the girls I've talked to more than 5 times.

Now that we're at it, am I the only one who thinks of lots of different (sexual) things while fapping?
Like lots of short flashes compared to a longer "story".

>> No.2084305

>>2084297
Nah, same.
Worse for me tho, is the horrible things I think about.
Libido is really a horrible thing.

>> No.2084310

>>2084294
Not him, but if you just go to a Yahoo chatroom you can easily find someone to have cybersex with you and possibly camwhore. Normalfag internet is filled with whores.

>> No.2084312

Too bad she was a hambeast.

>> No.2084323

i already know that.
thanks anyways OP

>> No.2084325

>>2084305
Alright. You never know until you ask. Unless you're told, of course.

Some of the flashes I imagine are a bit weird, though, but it's alright.
It depends a lot on my mood.

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>>2084312

That's not a nice thing to say about your mother

>> No.2084335
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>> No.2084337

>>2084335
what

>> No.2084339

I know OP, but I'd prefer not to think about it.

>> No.2084347

>>2084335
Wouldn't that hurt more than feel good?

>> No.2084350

OP, you remembered of a certain girl.
It's a shame she's now pregnant a we haven't talked since almost a year.
But thanks anyway.
Also, sage for not mango/animu

>> No.2084356

>>2084347
Whatever. It would still be fucking awesome.

>> No.2084360

You reminded me that I was asked out once.
She looked like some kind of sea monster.

>> No.2084361

>>2084350
>sage for not mango/anime

FFFFFFFFFFFFF

>> No.2084367

Fuck you op, fuck you ;_;

>> No.2084373
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2084373

Hey, wait, one HAS.

What the fuck.

>> No.2084381

Women don't masturbate.

>> No.2084384

This reminds me of some girl that ran out of nowhere and hugged me back in high school then ran way, and never again.

I never saw her face, I just brush it off by assuming she mistook me for someone else. If she got the right person then I'm an ass for saying "Who the hell are you?" when she did it.

>> No.2084387

>>2084384
I remember one girl pissing her pants because
I approached her in order to get to the cafeteria.

I still don't know what that was all about.

>> No.2084391

>>2084381
/thread

also
Reported

>> No.2084396

>>2084373
>E-Mouse
>Claim a girl has masturbated thinking of having sex with him

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8wAHoC25bA

I doubt that.

>> No.2084406

>>2084381
All girls masturbate at least as often as you. Most do it in public and can get away with it unnoticed. Pay attention to the world around you.

>> No.2084418

>>2084406
I highly doubt that. I masturbate at least 4 times a day, usually aiming for 5 or 6.

>> No.2084423

>>2084418
only 6? rookie

>> No.2084426

>>2084406
I don't see any women in my living room.
Details.

>> No.2084431

>>2084191
Such a thing is impossible. Completely impossible. It is beyond the bounds of possibility.

>> No.2084456

>>2084426
Surely you go outside to buy groceries once a month?

>> No.2084481
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2084481

Complete bull. At least for me, anyways.

>> No.2084492

maybe an old shotacon woman did when I was young and cute, but now? fuck no.

>> No.2084503

>>2084456
I don't see women masturbate in the shop.

>> No.2084504

A few girls used to like be back in secondary school, maybe its actually true!

>> No.2084506

>>2084503
Then you need to pay closer attention.

>> No.2084512

2D girls don't think.

>> No.2084513

>>2084396
It was a cyberthreesome and I wasn't the one she told, but apparently.

I know, I'm confused too.

>> No.2084526

>>2084516
Post pics in a spoiler to not
scare the people on /jp/ away.

>> No.2084516

>>2084492

Lucky you. I have neer been cute. People have always called me ugly, and even when I was young my mother would say "God you have an ugly face but I love you anyway" and things like that.

Would anyone ever find me attractive? Fuck no. The very thought of me having sex is enough to kill my own erection.

Fuck you OP. Fuck you.

>> No.2084520

>>2084506
I don't think you've ever caught someone masturbating.
Enjoy reading stuff from the internet.

>> No.2084530

>>2084516
Cheer up anon, I doubt you are ugly, have a little confidence!

>> No.2084531

>>2084516
It's okay, some people have an ugly fetish.
Get involved in a car accident and tell people you tried to save some kid.

>> No.2084539

>>2084406
>All girls masturbate at least as often as you. Most do it in public and can get away with it unnoticed. Pay attention to the world around you.
All studies show that females masturbate 1/5th as much as males through their lifetime.

>> No.2084545

>>2084539
once a day then, there is a good chance somebody has masturbated to you

>> No.2084548

>>2084539
And I'm pretty sure most women consider squeezing their thighs as masturbation.
I don't.

>> No.2084549

>>2084191
ITS FUNNY CUZ ITS TRUE YOU FUCKING BITCHING FAGGOTS IMMA POSITIVE THAT AI KAGO TOUCHED IT TO ME fag

>> No.2084555

This thread sure is popular. It's almost like I'm really on /r9k/.

>> No.2084556

>>2084526

I don't have a camera around, and I wouldn't take photos even if I did for fear of someone recognising me. Quick description: Heavy as fuck monobrow, acne, broad (slightly hairy) nose, nigger (but still pasty).

>>2084530

How the fuck would you know? In this world, certain people are ugly, that is a truth. Therefore, can you think of any good reason that I could not be ugly? There is absolutely none.

Now I'm going to go finish clannad.

>> No.2084551

>>2084513
A cyber-threesome? Post chat log.

>> No.2084552

>>2084191
Impossible.

>> No.2084561

Thanks OP

>> No.2084566

>>2084551
You're funny.

>> No.2084574

I don't think so. But I have masturbated to a fantasy where I was a girl masturbating to me.

>> No.2084583

>>2084574
Hope you don't mind me masturbating
to you being the little girl.

>> No.2084581

>>2084566
Why? You didn't save it?

Shameful.

>> No.2084597

>>2084574
I did that once, but its hotter being a girl and being fucked by a bunch of random guys.

>> No.2084600

>>2084583
>>2084597
ಠ_ಠ

>> No.2084606

>>2084600
ಠɛಠ

>> No.2084610

>>2084597
>I did that once, but its hotter being a girl and being fucked by a bunch of random guys.

Who would imagine genderswapped Anon being such a slut?

>> No.2084612

>>2084610
Fanartists.

>> No.2084615

>>2084191
I doubt that, considering only a few girls even know I exist.

>> No.2084621

Good thing Athens is out with his girlfriend today. He's missing all the bad threads.

>> No.2084623

>>2084615

I know you exist

>> No.2084635

>>2084621
Not that it matters where he brings his left hand along.

>> No.2084639

>>2084621
What? I saw athens posting in /a/ just 20 minutes ago

>> No.2084648

Mods must be out with their respective girlfriends.

>> No.2084651

>>2084648
There are no mods in /jp/

Only Janitors, but they suck cocks apparently.

>> No.2084656

ahahahahahahaahhahaahhahahahahaahha

>> No.2084680

one time a girl said I was better looking than a classmate. the same girl laughed at me though when I called myself a brilliant adonis.

>> No.2084698

I can think of a few decent looking girls that may have done it, however the possibility is around 2%.

>> No.2084704

>>2084680
>I was better looking than a classmate.
Well, that doesn't say much, now does it?

>> No.2084749

thanks for the pick me up but now i feel awkward about hanging out with the girl that I taught tentacle sexes meaning to odd story i was wearing my tentacle sex shirt and it was a new semester so i was a bit surprised when a cute girl honestly wanted to know what my shirt was a bout i explained she goolged and then told me i was awesome for telling her about it we have been friends since then. Damn now i feel lonley.

>> No.2084763

>>2084749
sugoi story aniki

>> No.2084786

>>2084749
Imagine how impressed she will be if you
tell her you want to rape her on a train.

>> No.2084837

We were forced to go to the funerals of a classmate. Car accident, it was quite a mess. I didn't like him, and frankly I didn't like anybody in the class, so I stayed in the backrow for the whole ceremony, next to some girls sobbing. Here's exactly what they said (well, translated anyway):
- I just can't go next to the coffin, it's awful!
- I know, it's so horrible... His face...
- Even Anonymous looks better than him now!

That's the closest to a compliment I've ever received regarding my physical appearance. So, I think it's safe to say you're wrong, OP.

>> No.2084847

>>2084837
LOL

>> No.2084855

>>2084837
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA.

Damn, that's cruel.

Even after his dead making jokes about him
by comparing his lifeless face with yours.

>> No.2084857

>>2084837
That's pretty cold, dawg.

>> No.2084870

>>2084857
Not as cold as their dear friend in his box, at least.

>> No.2084887

>>2084837
It's not all about looks anon, what about your personality?

>> No.2084890

lol sure thing OP.

>> No.2084894

>>2084887
I'm browsing /jp/, I think that answers your question.

>> No.2084905

>>2084887

anyone who says that personality matters more than looks/wealth is full of shit

>> No.2084906

FUUUUUCK! I HAVE TO PISS SO BAD BUT MY COCK IS HARD! GOD DAMN IT!

>> No.2084929

>>2084906
Have you tried masturbating?

>> No.2084963
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>> No.2084970

>>2084906

I piss in the sink when that happens

>> No.2084971

>>2084963
Does fapping to bird girls count as furry?

>> No.2084978

>>2084971

no, thats feathery

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>>2084978

>> No.2084986

I remember this rather unattractive girl found out I was a low level weeaboo years ago. She got my internet contact details from a friend of mine, who happened to be her friend as well, and proceeded to creep the fuck out of me by flirting mercilessly and pretending to 'glomp' me. I stayed the fuck away from her from then on.

thanks a lot for reminding me jackass.

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>>2084986
What's a glomp?

>> No.2085008

>>2084999
Yeah what the fuck? Sometimes you faggots post image caps witht that shit, but I never understand this.

>> No.2085013

>>2085008
>>2084999
its a hug ^_^

>> No.2085034

>>2084999
Lurk 1 more year on /a/ before coming back here.

>> No.2085033

>>2084978
I lol'd harder than I should have.

>> No.2085040

>>2084999
>>2085008
The NEKO POCKY KAWAII crowd's version of a hug.

>> No.2085047

>>2085034
Lurking /a/ will make him worse.

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2085051

>>2084978

>> No.2085053

I have masturbated to the thought of a girl masturbating to the thought of having sex with me.

No, seriously. I'm a total narcissistic, and being sexually appreciated is one of my greatest fetishes.

>> No.2085054

>>2085034
>Implying that lurking /a/ will show you anything other than 5 faggotry, toradora, and false GAR

Oh you...

>> No.2085057

>>2085054
Like /jp/ is doing any better lately.

Oh, and I fucked you're gf etc.

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>>2085034
You sound angry and depressed anonymous. Do you want to talk about it?

>> No.2085063

>>2085047
You're right, I'm sorry. I still keep thinking I'll be able to return one day, but I guess I should accept the fact that it's gone. ;_;

>> No.2085089

>>2085053
Is it ok if I masturbate to the thought of you masturbating to the thought of a girl masturbating to the thought of having sex with you?

>> No.2085090

>>2084384
I had a similar experience

>>2084999
think of it like a tackle or a 'projectile hug'

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