Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Mon Feb 4 16:07:19 2019 No.20771536 [Reply] [Original]

Look at that tail.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 16:08:18 2019 No.20771538 File: 37 KB, 514x566, 23716615ad68c9180dafd348a80f52ad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to care for a broken and scarred MG!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 16:08:25 2019 No.20771540 Maids are olev

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 16:11:08 2019 No.20771556 File: 597 KB, 774x1083, 1f8f04bf58e18b1a766e2703af7b54a2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a tentacle older sister.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 16:11:36 2019 No.20771560 >>20771536 What sound does that poofy tail make? Is it a fwish or a swish?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 16:12:05 2019 No.20771562 >>20771536 trash panda

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 16:12:49 2019 No.20771567 File: 512 KB, 1130x887, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20771560 https://twitter.com/ElakanDraws/status/1092526338458566656

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 16:13:51 2019 No.20771576 >>20771567 whoops didnt mean to reply

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 16:15:24 2019 No.20771591 Using fluffy tails as pillows!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 16:15:32 2019 No.20771593 File: 315 KB, 900x1100, bbbfe958e9efa30fbda54f36b88145bd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >We're like, totally elves man~ >Yeah, don't you see the dresses and bows? >Come and rape us already~

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 16:17:38 2019 No.20771600 >>20771560 More of a deeper fwoom

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 16:19:53 2019 No.20771608 >>20771514 >wightfag with a huge weakness for the other girls too That also describes me, and about half of the species in your top10 are same as in mine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 16:27:08 2019 No.20771638 >>20771608 Got some nice taste there then. Which girls specifically are in yours?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 16:27:56 2019 No.20771642 Taking care of an exiled forest elf and teaching her the ways of modern life with modern techonological amenities!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 16:31:47 2019 No.20771661 >>20771567 Now that's a good snek

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 16:32:11 2019 No.20771664 >>20771560 Thud

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 16:39:35 2019 No.20771698 >>20771560 Swoosh~

Anonymous Mon Feb 4 16:41:16 2019 No.20771703
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>>20771642
>Exiled Wood Elf fully embraces human culture
>Much better than bathing once a week in the communal river
>Much better than having to share your home with Dryads and Alarunes
>Much better than having to deal with Luddite neighbors who see anything more modern than a bow heretical
>Much better than getting drafted into the army because some noble Elf called your Elf noble a cunt
>Much better than bending over for forest spirits and letting them overgrow your home and kick you out
>Much better than having to put magical leaves over your wounds and hope the forest spirits don't get a chuckle of letting you die of an infection anyway

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 16:52:20 2019 No.20771747 >>20771593 I don't remember elves having tails.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 16:56:42 2019 No.20771775 I've never had any interest in mushroom girls but I do find the Myconid's whole personality incredibly cute

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 16:58:43 2019 No.20771784 >>20771638 >Which girls specifically are in yours? Wight, Salamander, Demon, Kiki and Lich. I wonder if it's just because some girls are more popular and thus more statistically likely, or if other wightfags have similar tastes too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 17:02:24 2019 No.20771799 File: 592 KB, 1110x1600, 0011.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20771775 If you don't mind absurdity, this was a thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 17:04:18 2019 No.20771808 >>20771593 >man >totally >blonde hair, green clothes Damn it, Shaggy. Stop cloning and shapeshifting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 17:07:39 2019 No.20771816 >>20771784 From personal experience talking to a few people, Wightfags usually seem to love Demon and Lich too but you're probably right on the popularity thing overall.

Anonymous Mon Feb 4 17:09:53 2019 No.20771821

>>20771703
>>20771642
>elf goes into civilization
>you meet with her
>bring her into an italo-disco
>after some time she wants you to meet her family so she brings you to them
>she has now a tan, shades, gold accessories, modern clothes and a very wild hairstyle
>she's always blasting eurobeat from an old-ass cassette player
>she's not allowed to enter near the forest again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 17:10:02 2019 No.20771822 >>20771808 Shaggy could use just 0.8% of his power to will monster girls into existence. Then another 0.3% to perfectly adapt society.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 17:11:21 2019 No.20771829 >>20771808 >shaggy alp and scooby kobold's whacky adventures

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 17:18:27 2019 No.20771870 >>20771556 how about a younger tentacle? https://i.imgur.com/7Oh00dz.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 17:19:27 2019 No.20771881 >>20771829 Shaggy is to much of a chad to alp. I could see Freddy and his obsession with traps alping though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 17:22:53 2019 No.20771897 >>20771870 I-I don't like this anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 17:22:57 2019 No.20771898 >>20771821 >blasting eurobeat from an old-ass cassette player I'm going to marry that Elf.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 17:23:41 2019 No.20771904 File: 36 KB, 383x550, __tentacle_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_n_jiu__94cd6ef88eb48f08f1e7ec5a7d5dce13.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20771870 Hmm, more into the MGE tentacles myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 17:23:55 2019 No.20771906 >>20771698 The tilde is the most important part.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 17:29:24 2019 No.20771930 What is your favorite non-MGE monster girl?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 17:30:28 2019 No.20771933 >>20771897 you sure? she a real qt. https://i.imgur.com/EkZ4XLK.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 17:31:41 2019 No.20771941 >>20771930 Miia. Such a wonderful girl stuck in such unfortunate circumstances.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 17:32:11 2019 No.20771944 >>20771933 If she wasn't flesh-coloured it would be okay. But she's is. So it's not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 17:32:34 2019 No.20771946 >>20771930 Fenrir.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 17:36:53 2019 No.20771971 >>20771944 but anon you're flesh colored

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 17:38:10 2019 No.20771978 >>20771971 Skin =/= flesh. She's cute but she looks like a cancerous growth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 17:43:28 2019 No.20772011 File: 239 KB, 1200x1200, medjed.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When is KC going to give us what we really want: A Medjed girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 17:44:31 2019 No.20772020 >>20771971 Dispite what Crayola may tell you, flesh is a set color. Skin tones are variable depending upon melanin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 17:45:33 2019 No.20772030 >>20772011 Ancient Egyptian memes are too obscure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 17:48:38 2019 No.20772055 >>20771978 do you also dislike sandworm?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 17:49:18 2019 No.20772059 >>20772055 Somewhat but I'm not going to go out and shit on people about it. Just not my sort of thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 17:59:29 2019 No.20772125 File: 131 KB, 476x658, 1548558414454.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Big nerds

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 18:07:17 2019 No.20772159 OK I just read the new girl KC made and fuck, I really hope the order the tanukis are able to find me a mg wife fast. Otherwise I'm thinking of joining the order.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 18:07:28 2019 No.20772160 >>20772125 Winterstown grade school! >Haku teacher asks the class what their favorite color is >Yeti: “Orange!” >Yuki: “Sky blue!” >Wendi-chan: “Meat, awawa...” >Haku teacher sighs, but with a smile

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 18:09:08 2019 No.20772172 >>20772159 Fuck off retard.

Anonymous Mon Feb 4 18:14:03 2019 No.20772201

>>20772160
>They’re learning to write friendly letters
>Yeti has flowery handwriting and is overly descriptive.
>Yuki has straight handwriting and is very direct
>Wendi has messy handwriting and is very excited, but occasionally leaves doodles in the margins

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 18:20:58 2019 No.20772237 Where’s a Phoenix monster girl

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 18:24:25 2019 No.20772253 >>20771930 Ran is my wife.

Anonymous Mon Feb 4 18:25:35 2019 No.20772258

>>20772201
>Decide to spend the rest of the day resting after you move into your new home in the wilderness
>Small town a good walking distance away so you're not completely alone
>After hearing a rapid series of knocks you open the door to find a barely readable note from a Wendigo child welcoming you to the area and hoping that you enjoy your stay
>Even drew a picture of her family and some of the things she likes to do for fun

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 18:26:11 2019 No.20772261 >>20771930 The EMG troll.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 18:27:47 2019 No.20772269 >>20771930 Midna if she counts The tall one

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 18:30:28 2019 No.20772282 >>20771930 Does Ilsa count?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 18:31:20 2019 No.20772286 File: 117 KB, 720x1040, cerea38.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20771930 Tossup between Cerea and Mero, but I think Cerea edges out ahead just a tiny bit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 18:32:20 2019 No.20772293 >>20772286 >cuckhorse and worst snake

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 18:34:40 2019 No.20772304 File: 131 KB, 555x1000, 1461286589694.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20771930 Machi and Satou from Demi-Chan along with Lala from EMG are a threeway tie for me to be honest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 18:36:04 2019 No.20772308 >>20772293 Mero's not a snake though. She's a fish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 18:37:11 2019 No.20772315 >>20772258 Viscious skinwalker destroys grown man’s heart.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 18:37:57 2019 No.20772317 >>20772308 Fish are basically water snakes if you think about it hard enough

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 18:38:26 2019 No.20772319 File: 246 KB, 1448x2048, 149E5409-D056-4B76-97FB-79305208B5A1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20772253 Hello, man of taste.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 18:38:44 2019 No.20772320 File: 301 KB, 1600x1300, kulve_taroth_humanization_2_by_muhut-dc9ptwz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20771930 I like MH monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 18:38:59 2019 No.20772322 >>20772315 Don't say that, anon. You'll make her cry and run off to get Wendidad to fix you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 18:40:43 2019 No.20772329 >>20772317 No. Not really. I’d believe Unagi Joros are related to lamia, but not mermaids.

Anonymous Mon Feb 4 18:40:44 2019 No.20772330

>feel like ordering delivery so you look through the paper and find a place called Mino Meats advertising 'hot and ready delivery'
>order up the Meat Lover's special
>when they arrive, you're greeted at the door by a strongfat mino who stands head and shoulders above you
>"You order the Meat Lover's special?"
>"Yeah. Wait, where's the pizza?"
>"Pizza? Ha! Boss was right. Human boys are funny."
>she picks you up and slings you over her shoulder
>"So, where's your bedroom. Those suppliments I took earlier have me hot and ready."
>you never got a pizza that night, but at least your new girlfriend is a surprisingly good cook

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 18:40:48 2019 No.20772331 >>20772320 >Guildmarm is actually a Succubus trying to get hunters hitched to girls they might like

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 18:40:54 2019 No.20772332 >>20772317 I think eels are better deserving of that title

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 18:41:49 2019 No.20772336 >>20772329 >>20772332 Water snakes, case closed.

Anonymous Mon Feb 4 18:44:43 2019 No.20772351

>>20772258
>Welcm too Wintsnertonw by Wendy age 7
>Helo mister welcm too Wintsnertonw my nam ics Wendy i am seven heer ic/s a pikchur of me an my frends
>Wintsnertonw iss my favo— favr— the best plase we ar awl very nice like my papa
>I hope yu like it heer if yu haff any meet plees remenber too sharr
>the end frum Wendy yur nuw frend

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 18:46:06 2019 No.20772360 mommycores are best manticores

Anonymous Mon Feb 4 18:46:22 2019 No.20772363

>>20772322
>Wendidad goes over to anon’s house to sort the situation out
>A huge behemoth knocks on his door
>When anon opens the door, the behemoth takes the coat off, revealing a standard guy now holding the coat in his hands
>”Sorry, it’s a bit brisk outside. May I come in?”
>”I understand my daughter left you a note and was offended by what you said. I assure you she meant no harm by the action. She’s just young and anxious about new people. If you could just avoid using the s word, that would be great. Apparently, it’s a touchy subject with their species.”
>Anon and the father share a few beers and talk about hunting and the best restaurants and attractions in town.
>Father reaches into his coat and pulls a 6pack out of the pocket as a welcome gift.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 18:47:11 2019 No.20772370 >>20772172 Have fun being made into a unthinking mushroom man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 18:47:23 2019 No.20772372 >>20772351 >the end frum Wendy yur nuw frend Kunoichi maid must be cutting onions again. Yep. That’s it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 18:47:41 2019 No.20772376 >>20772330 Silly anon. If he wanted a pizza, he should have called Pizzabus pizza! Meaty Minos specializes in steaks and Busty Minotaurs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 18:48:55 2019 No.20772386 >>20772363 Based Papa Wendi.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 18:49:03 2019 No.20772389 >>20772370 Based retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 18:49:27 2019 No.20772391 >>20772351 Too dang cute. Make sure to send her a letter back

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 18:50:07 2019 No.20772394 >>20772351 I'm going to fucking hug this Wendigo and teach her how to read and write.

Anonymous Mon Feb 4 18:51:56 2019 No.20772405

>>20772315
>Enjoying your new life in the woods, sitting by the fire on a cold snowy day
>Comfy, quiet and not to lonely
>Hear knock on door
>Answer it to see it's lil' Wendi
>She wanted to see if you wanted to come outside to play
>You wonder why she would say something like, especially on such a cold windy dark night
>Invite her inside and make her some hot chocolate and put whipped cream and cinnamon the superior toppings to marshmallows
>And you make sure to put it all inside that "World's Best Neighbor" cup Wendi got you for Christmas
>She drinks it up till you hear another knock at the door
>It must be her father
>You open it only to see it's lil' Wendi
>She asks you if you wanna come over for dinner tonight, mom is roasting a whole elk
>Turn around only to see your window is open and the other Wendi is gone and with her hot chocolate too
>Damn you really liked that cup

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 18:53:20 2019 No.20772413 >>20771930 I got to go with Seras from Hellsing, she kicks ass and is ridiculously cute all at once

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 18:56:11 2019 No.20772429 >>20772405 Wait what?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 18:57:23 2019 No.20772433 >>20772429 Wendi mom or one of her sisters pretending to be lil Wendi, dummy.

Anonymous Mon Feb 4 18:57:40 2019 No.20772436

>>20772237
create your own monster girl encyclopedia and fill with monsters that haven't gotten done by kc before! i'll help:
add in the hydra, jester, hippocamp, ciguapa, headless mule, wolf tengu, onryo, shen long, yamata no orochi, inmyeonjo, three-legged crow, fenrir, berserker, inkanyamba, shantak, deep one, mi-go

good luck, man

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 18:59:04 2019 No.20772442 >>20772429 Wendigo hunt in packs awawawa! I think there are three Wendi daughters, according to LN/Winterstown lore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 18:59:44 2019 No.20772446 >>20772442 >I think there are three Wendi daughters, according to LN/Winterstown lore. KDF lore too, though two are twins.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 19:00:36 2019 No.20772451 >>20772405 Clever girls... >Papa at home the next day sorting through his fifteen ‘World’s Best Dad’ mugs >”Err... honey? Why do we have a ‘world’s best neighbor’ mug in here?” >panicked scurrying as daughters leave the house before they get caught

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 19:02:36 2019 No.20772463 File: 409 KB, 1000x1017, big girl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20772442 I'm after LN's CC Wendi though. That girl was made for breeding.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 19:03:50 2019 No.20772473 >>20772463 The biggest Wendigo sister!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 19:03:57 2019 No.20772474 >>20772269 God tier taste

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 19:08:49 2019 No.20772507 File: 536 KB, 850x1200, 1540049050808.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i love the smell of cat minge in the morning

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 19:11:54 2019 No.20772537 >succubus school >succubus teacher is a lonely OL christmas cake that's is teaching "How to seduce 101"

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 19:12:09 2019 No.20772539 >>20772463 Big Wendigos are superior to the loli version.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 19:15:17 2019 No.20772549 File: 69 KB, 618x447, Thiccer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20772507 How hairy we talking about? Cause I ain't trecking through some Amazon jungle

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 19:18:57 2019 No.20772569 >>20771930 Doppel

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 19:21:36 2019 No.20772588 File: 72 KB, 600x705, 049.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20772330 H-holy shit... >>20772539 This.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 19:31:11 2019 No.20772649 >>20772549 it's like a well-kept front lawn down there, don't worry

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 19:35:49 2019 No.20772671 >>20772370 Confirmed for being an idiot

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 19:39:29 2019 No.20772684 >>20772330 >Hot and ready I laughed harder than I should've, fuck you

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 19:43:55 2019 No.20772701 I want to play an JRPG where the main character is a moth girl looking for a soul mate... in the dark.

Anonymous Mon Feb 4 19:45:31 2019 No.20772706

>>20772537
>That moment when she's trying to describe the location of the penis and has to break out the anatomy book
>The students suddenly become painfully aware of their teachers lack of a sex life
>They band together and begin to try to set her up with a man

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>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 19:46:22 2019 No.20772713 >>20772701 So you are one of those guy who would have been turned into alp if they ever wen't to the demon work

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 19:47:18 2019 No.20772715 File: 169 KB, 220x321, kanna.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do Myconids basically do this when idle?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 19:48:13 2019 No.20772719 >>20772715 Thats actually exactly right according to my imagination, yeah. Just like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 19:52:52 2019 No.20772738 >>20772537 Is this the 'those who can't do, teach' joke? There has to be one anon who finds her attractive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 19:55:48 2019 No.20772749 >>20772738 Unless she is a muscle bound gym teacher I'm out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 19:57:42 2019 No.20772756 https://pastebin.com/59VTP6SW I hope no one will be too mad about this. I'll only post these after a thread expires.

Anonymous Mon Feb 4 19:58:14 2019 No.20772760
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>Trying to sneak out so you can go to a party
>Just as you put your shoes on and open the front door the lights behind you turn on
>Look back to see your mom is standing in the kitchen
>"And where do you think you're going, young man?"
What do you do, Anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 20:00:18 2019 No.20772766 >>20772715 Confirmed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 20:01:04 2019 No.20772768 >>20772756 These are fine, m8.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 20:02:09 2019 No.20772772 >>20772760 Might as well be honest, lying to a Lich momster would be worse than anything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 20:03:24 2019 No.20772777 >>20772760 Ask her why she's drinking coffee at 11pm.

Anonymous Mon Feb 4 20:04:29 2019 No.20772783

you enter a shed and find a hardcopy edition of Advanced Rape Techniques Vol. 1 next to a stained mattress on the floor and with portraits surrounding it with pictures of you through out the years (mostly you as a little shota for some reason), and you get a strong feeling someone's about to kidnap and rape you. the first thing you do is figure out who would do that to you.
It could be:
-That one alice you befriended a while ago who for some reason keeps asking you to go to the forest with her (you hope it's nothing wonderland related)
-The goblin that comes by to say hello to you every morning before you leave for work, the one you assume made all the goblin footprints that was left next to all your windows you discovered recently
-that one kejorou co-worker that makes borderline creepy conversations with you everytime you're alone away from the other co-workers
-your old hakutaku teacher who "coincidentally" meets you by accident every time you go to a friendly outing with the bros
-That one creepy kitsune that is always seen behind you in all the videos you record on your phone

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 20:07:53 2019 No.20772796 File: 220 KB, 1168x1200, 1548180385308.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20772783 It's the Hakutaku, no one else would buy a book to know how to rape better besides the always knowledge hungry yak

Anonymous Mon Feb 4 20:12:57 2019 No.20772814
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>>20772796
you also have to consider that goblins are dirty rape monsters like the ones you see in goblino slayer. would a hakutaku be smart enough to own a stained mattress?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 20:16:41 2019 No.20772826 >>20772796 >Tfw a monster girl will never break into your home and rape you

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 20:19:53 2019 No.20772843 >>20772796 I want hakutaku sensei to kidnap me and keep me chained naked to her couch!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 20:21:28 2019 No.20772847 >>20772826 wait until kenkou cross adds in a popobawa monster girl. that's what they literally do, break into your home and rape what's breathing in your bedroom. sounds fun doesn't it

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 20:22:32 2019 No.20772849 >>20772796 >it's time to learn, anon~

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 20:22:37 2019 No.20772852 >>20772777 When lichee pull all-nighters, they literally mean staying up for days straight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 20:23:10 2019 No.20772854 >>20772783 This reminds me of how badly I want a pair of Alice and Living doll oppai lolis. How would a yandere Alice work anyway? Would she be fixated mutual virginity loss because she always forgets she raped you the night before or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 20:23:39 2019 No.20772856 >>20772814 >”I’m gonna hug the crap out of you!”

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 20:26:02 2019 No.20772864 File: 148 KB, 683x727, cmere.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20772814 And yet their leaders are very good girls, for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 20:27:45 2019 No.20772869 >>20772826 It'd be fun to analyze what kind of monster broke into your neighbors house by the damages. Scorched claw marks that pried the door open? Hellhound. Redcap'd probably do a Shining parody. Giant ass hole in the wall? Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 20:29:18 2019 No.20772880 remember anons. if you're sad because your waifu raped you, the law specifically states that rape is legal so that means you can rape your waifu as you please and mind break her while she's in tears

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 20:31:38 2019 No.20772892 >>20772880 You keep making all these weird statements that use English words but have no logical meaning.

Anonymous Mon Feb 4 20:34:54 2019 No.20772909

>>20772869
>Suddenly have a wife of multiple years and a collection of concubines on your beck and call
That’s just your Nuharion wife. Isn’t today your anniversary? You’re doing something nice for her right? You didn’t forget about today did you? Even if you did, I’m sure she still loves you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 20:41:30 2019 No.20772937 >>20772869 >there's carrot tops and sparkle dust across my backyard oh damn, i got unicorns

Anonymous Mon Feb 4 20:44:16 2019 No.20772953
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>>20772880
>Hellhound raped me and then skedaddled
>Just kissed you on the lips and said she'll see you some around, especially in her bed room
>Laughed and ran away
>Your gonna get your revenge
>You go through the Hellhound ghetto looking for her
>Remember she has a cut lip because you punched her smug face before she pinned you down
>Ask around for a Hellhound with cut lip but get nowhere
>Seems she has some clout in this ghetto since no one is ratting her out
>Luckily they leave you alone cause you smell like one of them
>Eventually a younger Heckpup tells you she's at the park
>You pat her head and head for it
>You see Hellhounds sitting around the swings and hanging off the monkey bars literally smoking
>You notice the Hellhound who raped you
>That stupid smug face that would make a Cheshire tell her to calm down
>You tackle her sand shove her face into the sand
>Tries to fight you off but you are a man driven by revenge
>Pull down her pants and then yours
>Yank her tail and shove it in
>Rape her in front of her Hellhound friends
>They laugh and holler at her, not even getting up to help their friend
>Finish inside her and get up
>She looks up to you with tears in her eyes, her eye flames completely snuffed out
>Feel bad for her
>Help her up and soon the police are there
>Hellhound rat you out and the police arrest you
>But isn't rape legal?
>Only for Monster Girls
>Luckily your new Hellhound waifu won't press charges as long as you marry her

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 20:57:28 2019 No.20773006 >>20772953 my personal beliefs give me mixed feelings about this

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 21:02:33 2019 No.20773027 File: 572 KB, 1112x1400, lolimander.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Little girls > Big girls

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 21:03:54 2019 No.20773034 >>20773027 >not having a wife who can do both

Anonymous Mon Feb 4 21:04:00 2019 No.20773035
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>>20772953
>tell her you're sorry that you assaulted her
>it's just that i didn't like what you did earlier
>i hope this won't affect you the rest of your life
>hellhound feels better again
>oh anon, i wish i can say the same to you but...
>hellhound pushes you onto the ground and grabs a hold of you
>looks like you and i are getting hitched!
>hope you looking forward to lots of sweet love-makin!
JUST

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 21:05:14 2019 No.20773039 >>20773027 Sometimes medium girls are alright.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 21:05:25 2019 No.20773042 does your kraken love pancakes or waffles?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 21:05:49 2019 No.20773044 >>20773034 I see you also haven seen the light!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 21:07:38 2019 No.20773050 It’s just him again. Never mind.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 21:17:20 2019 No.20773070 >>20773050 ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 21:17:40 2019 No.20773072 When will we finally get a monster girl Mobage?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 21:19:37 2019 No.20773078 >>20773072 Ew.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 21:22:42 2019 No.20773088 >>20773070 That hellhound faggot who wants to get beat by his wife who treats him like middle easterners treat their women.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 21:23:44 2019 No.20773093 File: 179 KB, 461x550, 1539850007908.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Be sure to make passionate, gentle love to your centaur waifu's _rear pussy. And be sure to regularly fist your centaur waifu's front pussy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 21:25:55 2019 No.20773104 >>20773093 I don’t know. Doing that to the front would feel like punching the poor whorse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 21:28:11 2019 No.20773111 >>20773088 Oh that faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 21:28:31 2019 No.20773114 >>20772760 If a lich was my mom I'd already have bigger existential issues to worry about.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 21:28:41 2019 No.20773115 >>20772756 You're good, thanks for the story

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 21:29:02 2019 No.20773117 >>20773104 I'm fairly certain she would enjoy it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 21:31:40 2019 No.20773126 >>20772869 >Movie night with the Redcap wife >You get to choose, decide to put on some slasher flick >She starts giggling and blushing >"Oh, honey I didn't know you liked romances~" >"....what?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 21:42:37 2019 No.20773174 >>20771930 Squigly.

Anonymous Mon Feb 4 21:44:55 2019 No.20773186

What I wouldn't do for a shortstack Nacha wife.
>come home from work and look around for you Nacho
>she drops down from the ceiling onto you for an impromptu piggyback ride
>"So, the pitiful wageslave has returned. I'm amazed they pay someone to be an incompetent dolt all day long."
>she's pressing her large breasts against your back, easing the tension of the day
>her words, while scathing, are weirdly relaxing when spoken directly in your ear by her smooth voice
>"Why do you even bother coming back here after toiling away as a little worm? Could it be you were hoping to do something vile to me to vent your pathetic frustrations? No doubt you plan to pretend I'm underage so you can really get off on abusing my body, you disgusting lolicon filth."
>she's stroking your dick through your pants with her feet, also causing her plump thigh to rub your sides
>hearing this from any other person would make you mad, but somehow it just makes you hard to hear it from her
>"Kyaa! Looks like I was right. Your gross pig dick is getting bigger. What are you gonna do with it, loser?"
>you both spend the night mating like wild animals

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 21:47:48 2019 No.20773196 >>20771930 loli vampire...you know the one...

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 21:49:25 2019 No.20773201 >>20773196 There are a LOT of loli vampires fella

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 21:50:12 2019 No.20773204 >>20773201 What a wonderful world.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 21:51:37 2019 No.20773208 File: 284 KB, 781x813, Vampire29.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20773196 >Liking loli vamps >Not liking older thicc vamps Pleb

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 21:53:39 2019 No.20773213 >Sleeping in your waifu's mouth >Cuddling up with her tongue

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 21:55:11 2019 No.20773220 >>20773213 Do NOT use the sandworms to shitpost.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 22:13:41 2019 No.20773269 >>20773208 Tallflat vampires reign supreme

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 22:15:29 2019 No.20773276 >>20771930 generic succubus or fox girl

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 22:15:55 2019 No.20773277 File: 204 KB, 800x600, url.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20773220 sandworms are primo shitpost material

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 22:17:56 2019 No.20773282 >>20773277 Fuck off nigger.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 22:23:35 2019 No.20773295 >>20773208 I like them big, I like them thick, and I like them regal. Although BEEG Nosferatu family vampires with cute bat ears and big libraries are cute as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 22:26:15 2019 No.20773304 >>20773196 remidre or flania?

Anonymous Mon Feb 4 22:26:50 2019 No.20773307
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>>20773220
>Marry Sandworm
>Have to live inside her cause you don't have to pay rent and it's surprisingly cool in there in the desert
>You manage to convince her to not just keep you prisoner for your whole life
>With her you run successful excavation company
>Re-routing rivers and connection irrigation systems in the desert
>Even manage to figure out she has power to shrink down to Lamia size
>But she's still pink as Majin Buu, so anyone can easily tell she's a Sandworm
>Holiday season so you visit your parents
>Would invite Sandworm wife parents but they're busy having sex
>So you and your wife go to holiday dinner, but the only problem is that your family is traditionalists and the only Monster Girl related to your family is your aunt who turned into a Vampire
>Your younger cousins start verbally shitposting and hinting about you being a vore-fag
>Wife seems to ignore comments while you go off on the little shits and threaten to beat their ass
>Just after dinner you both leave
>Ask wife why she just ignored them
>She then walks up to your cousin's car and uses that Sandworm strength to yeet it over the horizon
>She looks back to you and smiles
>"I didn't~"

Anonymous Mon Feb 4 22:40:52 2019 No.20773336

>>20773269
Tallflat vampo with freckles and a deep-seated inferiority complex toward her older, well-endowed sister. Needs constant reassurance that her breasts are good enough. But here's the kicker: she's really, really sensitive around her nipples and absolutely loves cumming from forcefully groping them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 22:44:45 2019 No.20773353 >>20773208 >not liking loli vamps with thick thighs and butts

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 22:45:29 2019 No.20773358 File: 1.80 MB, 1692x1080, 1535008411011.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That sure is a lot of caffeine.

Anonymous Mon Feb 4 22:52:52 2019 No.20773383

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that nothing is more terrifying than having the vampire duchess's servants escorting you to her room, manse silent as the grave, until you finally have the doors opened and see her waiting in a pillow filled bed, clad in pajamas and a night cap while a stuffed bat rests in the crook of her arm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 22:52:54 2019 No.20773384 >>20773304 neither it's actually yupiel-sama, i guess i should have added smug to the list.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 22:53:47 2019 No.20773388 >>20773336 Absolutely based.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 22:54:29 2019 No.20773392 >>20773384 That still wouldn't eliminate remi from consideration.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 22:54:36 2019 No.20773393 >>20773358 She's a long girl, she can handle it. Not too sure about the little sandwan though, it would get her tail going at a million miles per hour!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 22:54:44 2019 No.20773394 File: 225 KB, 728x1063, Cute Hopping Zombie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20771930 Crabman's Jiangshi. The long hair-braid, the leggings cutting into her thick thighs, the accent. I want to marry from beyond the grave.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 22:55:41 2019 No.20773399 File: 110 KB, 607x644, a2cb07db41a0b8916e4a407f292d6956.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20771930 Asterio

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 22:56:35 2019 No.20773402 >>20773307 What a nice sto >yeet Never post here again nigger

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 22:57:19 2019 No.20773404 >>20773383 I bet she hugs the bat plushie and stuffs her face into it whenever she gets pouty about you having to leave.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 22:57:45 2019 No.20773406 >>20773392 Sure but he mentioned favorites so I immediately wrote her out since "favorite" also means good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 22:59:04 2019 No.20773413 >>20773358 >Lamia using the Splatoon controller pair It just feels right.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 22:59:13 2019 No.20773416 >>20773404 Of course. Sir Fangs has spent many an occasion with his mistresses face against him. The most loyal servant in the mansion he is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 22:59:23 2019 No.20773417 >>20773402 Man what is wrong with you today

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:00:10 2019 No.20773422 >>20773402 Calm down senpai.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:00:31 2019 No.20773423 File: 86 KB, 353x354, 143857543654.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ask the Wise Owl of the Woods anything!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:01:06 2019 No.20773428 >>20773423 >”Are you comfy?”

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:01:16 2019 No.20773430 >>20773417 >>20773422 he is right tough....Lets keep things clean my dudes. Making this place filthy helps no one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:02:08 2019 No.20773436 >>20773417 >>20773422 Go be idiots somewhere else.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:03:06 2019 No.20773440 File: 561 KB, 677x1000, 1548809321645.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20773423 Do Ogres make good work out partners?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:04:16 2019 No.20773446 >>20773423 Eagles are better than owls.

Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:04:23 2019 No.20773447
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>>20772756
>sir fangs
That's too cute. Did she formally knight him with a letter opener and an audience of other plushies? Did they celebrate his new rank with a fancy tea party?

Did anyone walk in while this was all happening?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:04:46 2019 No.20773452 File: 813 KB, 1597x1123, Moshi moshi, Seksu-machine desu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20773440 Gotta have a big girl as a gym partner.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:04:51 2019 No.20773453 >>20773440 I wanna fight that Ogre bare knuckled

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:05:56 2019 No.20773458 >>20773423 Black currants or Gold currants?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:06:34 2019 No.20773460 File: 527 KB, 3000x4000, 5B9EE02E-6665-4F9B-AA15-C61B0D6530DB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20771930 My mouse wife!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:06:50 2019 No.20773462 >>20771930 Can't pick only one, but Celty among others

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:08:51 2019 No.20773470 >>20773446 Not a question.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:08:55 2019 No.20773471 what's the mr. game and watch of monster girls

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:09:11 2019 No.20773476 File: 3.54 MB, 2253x3713, borealis tundranubis girlfriend wife Sokanon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20771930 My favorite coyote. Finally getting my first commission this week.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:10:22 2019 No.20773481 File: 1.27 MB, 700x903, 72566421_p20.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20771930 This very big awoo from a manga that was cancelled and never translated.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:10:51 2019 No.20773484 File: 457 KB, 2110x2823, Large_Mouse8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20773460 >Mouses aren't in MGE What?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:11:23 2019 No.20773488 >>20773384 Good taste anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:11:40 2019 No.20773490 File: 301 KB, 650x750, Mice will do ANYTHING for cheese..png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20773460 Look at all that Maus Tiddy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:11:40 2019 No.20773491 >>20773476 She's a big cutie, make sure you share the commission when it's done!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:14:13 2019 No.20773498 >>20773447 Yes to all of them. He even got a fancy little hat to celebrate his ascension in rank her sister still teases her about it

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:14:28 2019 No.20773500 >>20773428 >>20773440 >>20773446 >>20773458 >Who?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:14:54 2019 No.20773503 >>20773470 I'm not about to do what a dumb owl asks me I WANT TO BE FREE!!!!!! And you know which girl is the most knowledgeable about freedom and freeing other. Even if against their will.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:15:58 2019 No.20773509 >>20773476 You’re going to get a real desert witch for calling her like that

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:16:15 2019 No.20773513 File: 587 KB, 3000x4000, F6B7FE39-1534-4940-A86F-B599050DCDE2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20773490 She’s got some big ones! >>20773484 Just because she’s a mouse and there are mice in mge doesn’t mean she’s a mge mouse anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:17:40 2019 No.20773519 >>20773436 Says the idiot being autistic because he said yeet

Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:18:30 2019 No.20773524
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>>20773491
I absolutely will. I even made a twitter account so I can shout out the artist when the time comes. Tomorrow night I'm going to start shopping around to see who's available for a full-body colour piece. I want to get something I can use as a reference for future art.

On the 16th it'll have been one year since latenight first drew my post and I fell for her. It's time to propose.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:19:00 2019 No.20773526 >>20773423 What happens if a owl mage with vision problems drops her glasses?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:21:17 2019 No.20773533 >>20773524 The best part of travelling with Tundranubis is that you get to huddle together with her, purely to keep warm in the cold of course.

Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:22:06 2019 No.20773538

>>20773524
That's really awesome to hear anon, I hope you find a good artist for it! I'm excited to see what sort of outfits you commission her in, I'm a big fan of Anubis' myself and I've got a connection/fascination to Inuit/Arctic culture too, so I'm really interested and intrigued, but it will come out amazing for certain!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:23:53 2019 No.20773540 >>20773476 >Finally getting my first commission this week. Good stuff anon. Looking forward to seeing it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:24:29 2019 No.20773541 >>20773484 It's like KDF's "kobolds" not actually being kobolds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:24:56 2019 No.20773544 File: 198 KB, 775x1100, 1542138630201.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gonna get stronk for my big wife. Gonna treat her like the princess she is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:25:38 2019 No.20773545 >>20773471 I’m not sure I understand the question. If you mean the RNG aspect, then Echidna

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:26:33 2019 No.20773548 File: 246 KB, 600x800, 1443154552328.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20773490

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:26:42 2019 No.20773549 File: 124 KB, 797x1200, 159875649645.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Mating press? What is that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:27:31 2019 No.20773553 >>20773549 cute titty fox

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:28:15 2019 No.20773556 >>20773526 You know how blind people have enhanced hearing and touch? Imagine how enhanced a girl who can already hear a mouse under two feet of snow 4 yards away is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:28:51 2019 No.20773558 >>20773545 anon wants to know which monster girl is lightweight, has funky hitboxes on their attacks, and an RNG based attack that has the potential to make who ever it hits instantly lose

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:28:52 2019 No.20773559 >>20773471 I'm not sure. Maybe somebody that uses bacon and pancakes as their primary weapon

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:29:19 2019 No.20773560 >>20773549 Tis naught but a meme

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:29:54 2019 No.20773563 >>20773556 I want a wizened, very Old Owl Mage who is always in deep meditation, but is impossible to sneak up on. Whenever you try you're greeted with 'Ah, hello young one, do you wish to hear another tale?'

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:31:52 2019 No.20773568 >>20773558 >funky hitboxes, RNG and glitchy nonsense That describes cheshires pretty we >Lightweight Nevermind.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:33:04 2019 No.20773571 >>20773538 We're Anishinaabe/Algonquin, not Inuit but thank you. I've got a whole bunch of different outfits and some tattoos planned but I want my first to be of her just wearing jeans and my most important possession, my leather jacket.

Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:33:09 2019 No.20773572
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You're the toughest boy in the whole school, Anon, which is saying much since the whole school is mostly Oomukades, Elves, Unicorns, Pixies and other weak monsters, but one day a Hinzeumi transfers to your school. She's going to challenge the strongest person in the school, which everyone rats out to be you, she gives you one week to prepare for the fight. What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:33:41 2019 No.20773573 >>20773558 Sounds to me like a Spy main

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:34:22 2019 No.20773577 File: 648 KB, 700x946, 35245036_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It is now the chinese year of the pig. Please do your part to post many cute buhi.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:34:59 2019 No.20773578 File: 1.95 MB, 2487x2157, 1539835060528.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20773563 >ask her to tell the tale about how the owl found a husband and milked him slowly right here and now

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:35:24 2019 No.20773583 >>20773559 I bet that would be a troll, given their farmhouse theme. >tfw no country diner with Troll waitresses

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:37:08 2019 No.20773585 File: 1.04 MB, 920x1330, 1516563820280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20773577 I'd rather post an overpowered chocolate buhoho.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:37:37 2019 No.20773587 >>20773572 Well considering I'm a wizard, I blast her with Rays of Frost until she's collapsed on the ground in a puddle of water.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:38:13 2019 No.20773589 >>20773572 I get a box of chocolates, a bouquet of flowers, a sign thats says "You're a pretty HOT mouse!" and a pack of condoms. I will use the ancient and powerful heart-throb stance. This might as well be a gory fps because she's fuckin' DOOMED.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:38:27 2019 No.20773591 >>20773571 Ah, my apologies! Could've sworn I saw you mention Inuit before, but I guess I was mistaken. Still, good luck with the search, she seems like a lovely girl!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:38:42 2019 No.20773592 >>20773578 The tale of a low level adventurer going too far into the Green Forest zone without realizing he crossed over into the Deep Forest zone, at night time no less. So youthful, so naive and innocent she reminisces.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:39:18 2019 No.20773594 File: 96 KB, 600x1101, 1548280056484.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20773572 get an ogre to teach me to fight. ogres really like fights so they must be good at it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:40:21 2019 No.20773597 >>20773585 i'd rather be overpowered by a chocolate buhoho

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:41:11 2019 No.20773599 if a witch calls me daddy instead of onii-chan, is it heresy to the sabbath?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:42:04 2019 No.20773600 >>20773572 Learn to breathe better to improve my fighting while I go shopping for wedding rings.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:43:12 2019 No.20773604 >>20773563 Does she use a cane to listen using vibrations, or does she not need one?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:44:25 2019 No.20773606 File: 1001 KB, 2523x1254, Wet Mouse.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20773572 >Splash

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:46:20 2019 No.20773612 >>20773599 it's optional

Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:47:09 2019 No.20773614

>>20773591
Don't sweat it. I just mentioned Inuit when someone was asking about names for Wendigo a while back. I think it was quicksilver that named the Wendigo daughters Yura, Yuka and Miki, and the mother was Aput. Very cute.

I've researched Inuit culture a little because my tribe has some historical roots with them further north and we share some things in common, but I don't really know that much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:47:47 2019 No.20773616 >>20773572 Do ochimusha respond to classified ads?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:50:01 2019 No.20773622 File: 1.95 MB, 1713x2111, 1542155193482.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20773597 Would a balanced strawberry buhoho suffice?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:50:05 2019 No.20773623 >>20773307 I would unironically let a sandworm swallow me into her stomach

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:52:07 2019 No.20773628 >>20773622 P'Orcs are stronger than Humans!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:54:55 2019 No.20773640 >>20773599 Not at all anon, in fact I'm sure there are some branches who would encourage it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:55:49 2019 No.20773644 File: 52 KB, 528x970, 1548830465479.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20773628 Strength ain't all, Anon, cardio is also important

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:56:28 2019 No.20773646 >>20773622 wanna lick her armpit

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:56:30 2019 No.20773647 I want a radical faction mg waifu to pamper me the way only a loving mg could

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 23:59:24 2019 No.20773663 File: 407 KB, 902x813, 1548863320325.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20773647 >Radical faction Radical faction of what? If you mean pampering you then I don't get it cause plenty of mgs will pamper you

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 00:01:50 2019 No.20773677
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>>20773572
Can one really call oomukades weak? They're pretty powerful-looking to me.

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 00:02:01 2019 No.20773678

>>20773646
I almost do too. The artist did a really great job making her look perfectly smooth and clean despite the muscle. Almost like a strawberry soft serve that hasn't been licked yet.

I also really like that even though she's muscular and well-built, there's still a little bit of soft bulge around her clothes and the bindings on her legs. She didn't trade away any feminine softness for those abs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 00:03:22 2019 No.20773689 >>20773677 They're weak to forehead flicks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 00:05:58 2019 No.20773699 >>20773689 Or sudden kisses.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 00:08:41 2019 No.20773707 File: 370 KB, 809x1000, 1435845987433.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20773689 What about Oomukade Warriors? They're pretty scary.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 00:09:38 2019 No.20773709 >>20773699 Only french kisses though, really got to get that saliva mixed with her venom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 00:10:16 2019 No.20773711 >>20773678 >I almost do too >almost coward, id lick em and her abs and her feet

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 00:10:25 2019 No.20773712 >>20773689 >I thought that said "forehead licks"

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 00:10:28 2019 No.20773713 >>20773707 Until you suddenly grab their breasts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 00:12:51 2019 No.20773724 >>20772011 Still waiting for an egyptian baboon/bird hybrid girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 00:16:26 2019 No.20773731 >>20773677 They could brawl and win easily, but they’d rather flee 9 times out of 10

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 00:23:45 2019 No.20773746
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>>20773677
>Oomukade has had enough of Anon
>He's never noticed any of her attempts to ask him out
>Like that time she stammered in front of him for five minutes straight in the lunch room
>Or the time she left that anonymous note in his locker asking to meet him on the school the roof, but she never showed up, just watched from afar
>Or the time she made Anon those chocolates but forgot the sugar, luckily she also forgot to sign her name too, but Anon should've known it was from her and apologized for not liking them, even if they did suck
>Or the time she was in a group project with Anon and they were working the same computer and Anon even brushed up against her bug half with his calf
>Or the time Anon had the gall to help find her glasses after they fell off her face
>But she's had enough of waiting, she's going to act now
>She waits for Anon in the boys locker room after he's done in the school weight room
>Luckily Anon is alone so she acts quick wrapping her bug half around him and threatening to inject him with venom unless he goes out with her
>Hfw he actually says yes
>Hfw she's too embarrassed to go on any further and just called Anon a bully for playing with her heart and storms out of the locker room

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 00:25:45 2019 No.20773753 Maids in maternity clothes!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 00:27:49 2019 No.20773764 >>20773711 I'm spoken for, anon. I only lick my waifu's abs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 00:29:10 2019 No.20773772 >>20773644 I want to join an Anubis in her workout that involves doing the 'Sand Dance'.

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 00:29:42 2019 No.20773773
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>be adopted by Pharaoh as a kid
>it's time to select a bride for you
>"Anon, you are only allowed to marry those of royal blood."
>"But you're the only royalty for hundreds of miles."
>"Oh my, so I am. What a coincidence. Now, what lingerie would you like me to wear on our wedding night?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 00:29:45 2019 No.20773774 >>20771538 >little dragonette breaks her pottery thingie in art class >mends it with gold Seems legit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 00:31:00 2019 No.20773777 >>20773773 Isn't it bad luck to see the bride's knickers before the wedding?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 00:34:07 2019 No.20773784 >>20773777 If it is, then expect a drunken Apophis to crash the wedding!

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 00:34:46 2019 No.20773787

>>20773753
>finally manage to knock up your kiki maid, and with triplets no less
>tell her it's probably a good idea to go shop for maternity clothes for when she starts showing
>"Don't worry, Master. This uniform is made with maternity in mind."
>that's the same uniform she's worn since you first hired her...

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 00:36:52 2019 No.20773791 >>20773784 >I OBJECT! >Object how? >Objects don't how, they're howed! Subjects how! Now gimme subjects! All of 'em! Go home Apo, you're drunk.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 00:37:02 2019 No.20773792 >>20773772 >Anubis doing 80s cardio to “Walk Like an Egyptian” I’d love to see that

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 00:39:03 2019 No.20773798

>>20773784
>"Thish is fukken bullshit! How come I can't have a cute human boya!"
>pharaoh snaps her fingers and her anubis tosses a slave boy outside
>apoph rushes after him, and the guards lock the door behind her
>"Ahem. Now, back to the ceremony, my love."

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>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 00:51:57 2019 No.20773857 Was anyone here lucky enough to get a visit from the superb owl over the weekend? I must not have been nice because she skipped my house.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 00:52:41 2019 No.20773861 File: 183 KB, 800x600, 64b6f25f652e1c2e7b1c61e5183de3d0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20771870 I SAID OLDER SISTER

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 00:53:42 2019 No.20773867 >>20773857 I was inna woods all weekend, what are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 00:57:49 2019 No.20773886 >>20773867 You know, the story about how if you're a good boy you get a visit from the superb owl, the Owl Mage with the most magic of all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 00:58:29 2019 No.20773889 >>20773886 No I don't know that story.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 01:05:16 2019 No.20773907 >>20773889 You haven't seen the Superb Owl?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 01:07:05 2019 No.20773910 >>20773907 No.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 01:11:14 2019 No.20773921 I want to creampie a little Alice's throat!

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 01:14:21 2019 No.20773925
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Do MGs adapt quickly enough if their intrinsic nature poses a risk of severe injury or trauma to an anon they have just met and like?

>Ogre girl applying only the most gentle cuddling to osteoporosis anon

>Calm and composed dere-dere manticore due to anons weak heart

>Heckhound initially covering ears/fur/tail with clothes when greeting anon scarred by a vicious dog attack during childhood

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 01:14:59 2019 No.20773927 >>20773925 Nah just fix 'em with magic!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 01:15:05 2019 No.20773928 I want to marry a tall and stronk blue oni woman! I also want 2-3 more cases of ammo! I also really hate this state's laws!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 01:15:27 2019 No.20773931 >>20773925 Why not.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 01:15:33 2019 No.20773932 >>20773798 I'd like to see a scenario where an Apoph has the Pharaoh cornered just for the Pharaoh to ruthlessly toss a slave boy in her direction

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 01:16:01 2019 No.20773934 >>20773928 Who are you planning to shoot, Elliot?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 01:18:00 2019 No.20773941 >>20773932 >"Pocket slave! Hyaah!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 01:18:15 2019 No.20773942 >>20773928 No,no. You don't actually need that much. No one does. Trust us, we know what's best for you, you don't

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 01:20:14 2019 No.20773945 >>20773925 A true Anubis would order someone to brush their tail! Not meekly beg for it!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 01:22:51 2019 No.20773953 >>20773934 No one, I just want to enjoy my firearms! >>20773942 I need to buy 4-5 more cases of ammo! Everyone does!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 01:25:46 2019 No.20773960 File: 403 KB, 1400x1260, Egyptian snake.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like Apophis', but not corruption. Post cute Apophis pics pls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 01:26:42 2019 No.20773964 >>20773960 That's a Pharaoh's 2nd form for when she fuses with her snake!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 01:27:42 2019 No.20773967 File: 641 KB, 1000x1000, 20190205_012614.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I desparately want to be swallowed alive by a hellhound

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 01:28:35 2019 No.20773969 >>20773960 She looks like a Stand user

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 01:30:58 2019 No.20773974 >>20773969 This is the power of her Stand, Persian Market! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ede2QMi5JM

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 01:31:10 2019 No.20773976 >>20773941 >Critical Hit!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 01:32:14 2019 No.20773979 >>20773967 Ahem, fuck off

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 01:32:26 2019 No.20773980 File: 211 KB, 1500x794, 1536710405657.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20773960 >apoph getting warmed by her loving hus- slave. Getting warmed by her lowly slave...

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 01:33:52 2019 No.20773985
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>>20773925
As someone who used to be terrified of dogs due to an overly friendly one up the street when I was little, hiding it is not the way to go.
Constant exposure that makes it clear that it's not the problem you though it was works wonders.

Now canine girls are my absolute faves.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 01:34:40 2019 No.20773987 >>20773974 Wow look at all that stuff! There's no way the Hero can make it through without spending all of his gold!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 01:38:38 2019 No.20773991 >>20773979 You can't tell me that you wouldn't want to be licked all over by a hellhound's soft, slimy tongue, slide down a her warm, slick throat, and fall asleep in her lovely stomach to be digested into nutrients to fuel her perfect frame.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 01:42:29 2019 No.20774000 >>20773985 Atleast you didnt got attacked by a squirrel like that other dude

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 01:43:21 2019 No.20774001 File: 97 KB, 620x877, 1548375943186.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20773991

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 02:12:09 2019 No.20774046 File: 90 KB, 995x730, wight cup.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20771538 >>20773774 >not a Wighted zombie

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 02:19:32 2019 No.20774055 >>20773803 That took me by surprise. I laughed.

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 02:25:19 2019 No.20774066

>>20773774
>Anon's just chilling in pottery class
>Took it since it seemed like an easy way to get an art credit before graduation
>Smiling to himself as he stares at his plain, lumpy little clay bowl. Kinda proud even though it isn't much
>Looks over to the cute dragon to his left, surely she must be as bad as he is with those claws
>She's polishing off a newly finished gold plate with emeralds around the edges
>Uhhh, looks over at his other neighbor, a Wight
>Putting the finishing touches on a diamond encrusted goblet
>Notices Leanen sidhe chiseling away a near perfect rendition of Michealangelo's David.
>Suddenly feeling out of his league, Anon decides to just sit down by the the zombie who's drooling on a half broken cup

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 02:46:53 2019 No.20774111 >>20774066 Anon should wife that zombie then wight that zombie

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 03:03:31 2019 No.20774139 File: 537 KB, 660x600, uhh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20773991

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 03:10:49 2019 No.20774151 File: 1.00 MB, 811x1033, the pleiades.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 03:12:46 2019 No.20774153 File: 565 KB, 1131x1600, hroz spider.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Spider princess apparently

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 03:13:21 2019 No.20774154 File: 66 KB, 600x706, 1541056373678.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wolf Kunoichi! Very dangerous!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 03:17:12 2019 No.20774161 >>20774154 She looks so strong, I submit!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 03:18:26 2019 No.20774165 File: 171 KB, 900x1188, Ninja+wolf+otacons+waifuhttpstwittercomk+crossstatus1069120231019167746_cf2a5f_6842410.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20774161 >Giving up that easy Put up at least an effort, it makes it more fun for her and you

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 03:19:36 2019 No.20774169 >>20774165 She looks weak and shy, might as well help her build some confidence

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 03:22:42 2019 No.20774176 >>20774169 Then all the more reason to put on the fanfare and pretend to be some big shot so when she takes you down, or you take a dive she feels better

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 03:28:08 2019 No.20774183 File: 214 KB, 800x800, 58996514_p13.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20774154 >>20774169 VERY scary.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 03:39:03 2019 No.20774195 >>20774183 deadly floof warrior

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 03:59:15 2019 No.20774221 File: 520 KB, 900x1125, 63789868_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20774195 All tremble before her special technique: "C'mon, Touch It!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 04:17:24 2019 No.20774245 File: 429 KB, 1058x1500, 42.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 04:21:36 2019 No.20774251 >>20774221 >Trying to focus on the fight at hand. >Keep thinking 'Ah, it looks so soft! I wanna touch it!'

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 05:09:33 2019 No.20774335
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>>20773027
I'd buy some potions from the sabbath every once in a while to assault my wife. I'd probably get raped until my pelvis turned into dust later but it would be worth it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 05:10:30 2019 No.20774338 >>20774066 Thats anon’s chance to become her pottery tutor! Now he can help her make plain but functional cups/bowls she can show off to her sisters!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 05:16:29 2019 No.20774356 >>20774335 This reminds me that I should get some pictures of my wife getting loli’d, especially since I have a few pictures of the little ones when they aren’t so little. Also gold and black dragon a cute! What’s her breath weapon like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 05:18:37 2019 No.20774361 >>20774335 I wonder how jealous a super lonely CC dragon would get upon seeing a loli one already married.

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 05:22:43 2019 No.20774371

>>20774356
You definitely should, it's a nice change of pace and it would be really cute to see! I plan on getting art of her as a MILF too someday.

Thanks! She's a cutie indeed and your wife and daughters are too. I just imagine it being some bright yellow flames that burn extra hot. I never really thought about it having any special effect.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 05:35:01 2019 No.20774403 >>20774335 I bet loli Dragon Fire smells like roasted marshmallows

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 05:58:41 2019 No.20774480
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>be a human boy on your first day transfering to a monster high school
>a gyaru lion girl sitting across the room stares at you for a while, but then does nothing for the rest of the day
>next day she has swapped seats with the girl who used to sit next to you, who is now trying not to make eye contact with you
>gyaru lion still says nothing to you all day
>next day a new gyaru lion is sitting on the other side of you, and the next day a new one is in front of you
>day after day, new gyaru lions pop up in seats around you until you are surrounded by two rings of desks with gyaru lions girls
>in just a matter of days, you've somehow managed to attract a pride of gyarus who all want to come over to your house after school

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 06:11:20 2019 No.20774541 >>20774480 That's a dumb idea.

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 06:14:25 2019 No.20774557

>Self hate has gotten to the point where I don’t want to fantasize about cumming inside someone, because they might have my baby
>The thought of anyone growing up like me is disgusting

If the portals ever open, my [spoilers]Kitsune[/spoilers] wife won’t know what the fuck to do. What kind of husband doesn’t want to have babymaking S E X with his wife?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 06:14:58 2019 No.20774558 >>20774480 What are you going to do, have them go out on the savannah and kill a gazelle and bring it back for lunch and put the meat in a bento, onii-chan?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 06:21:00 2019 No.20774580 >>20774356 >gold and black Is she part of the extremists?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 06:53:51 2019 No.20774668 Picture this: MGE anime, but it’s produced by Netflix.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 06:55:38 2019 No.20774673 >>20774668 I won't.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 06:57:13 2019 No.20774684 >>20774668 Picture this: Kill yourself out of >>>/jp/

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 06:58:23 2019 No.20774689 >>20774668 MGE anime, but it's an experimental animation by BRAZZERS

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 07:04:09 2019 No.20774716 >>20774668 mgq adaptation by dreamworks >who ends up with the dreamworks smirk?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 07:09:36 2019 No.20774751 >>20774580 Not really she's just very lewd.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 07:56:57 2019 No.20774934 >>20774668 Just like that great death note adaptation! i can't wait!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 07:59:31 2019 No.20774945 >>20774716 Cheshire of course

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 08:03:12 2019 No.20774964 File: 112 KB, 729x1096, 1547865676989.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what are some animal-like monsters that aren't cosplay tier monsters?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 08:06:23 2019 No.20774975 >>20774964 There are several, the owl is the first one who jumps to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 08:10:50 2019 No.20774989 File: 534 KB, 1500x2368, 1535308557887.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw you will never be molested on a train by an older monster girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 08:12:30 2019 No.20774992 >>20774964 Owl, Mucus Toad, all the Centaur races, Mershark, Griffon, Greenworm and Kobold all come to mind. Especially Greenworm.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 08:16:16 2019 No.20775012 >>20774992 Arachne races are also not really cosplay tier despite that one cosplay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 08:28:48 2019 No.20775059 >>20774964 The Siths.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 08:29:35 2019 No.20775064 >>20774964 I guess you can attempt to cosplay as Arachne and Lamia, but they’re going to be really shit. >Banned for repeatedly posting images with a copyright claim What? It didn’t even tell me what the image was.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 08:35:37 2019 No.20775087 https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1092772484451975168 KC's asking people what sort of merch they'd like to buy if there was MGE stuff on sale I think.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 08:39:32 2019 No.20775106 >>20775087 None honestly

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 08:40:59 2019 No.20775111 >>20775087 A mofu blanket

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 08:44:00 2019 No.20775126 >>20775087 Wish I could buy my waifu or any MGE girl to hug and love me back.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 08:47:43 2019 No.20775140 >>20775087 A raccoon girl cash register and wallet. The raccoon girl has to have long hair though. Femininity and all...

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 08:48:33 2019 No.20775142 >>20775087 Trading cards would be neat, since they're easy to keep.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 09:01:05 2019 No.20775185 >>20775087 >>20775142 How about a customizable card game like Yugioh? "I use snake cloaca seduction!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 09:08:48 2019 No.20775215 >>20775185 >"you just activated my trap card!" >flips the card to reveal an unmasked ushi-oni making an absolutely vicious gesugao >even jar devil of greed can't save him now

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 09:09:42 2019 No.20775220 >>20775087 stuff like cards or figures to make a monster girl dungeons and dragons more immersive with my friends

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 09:19:09 2019 No.20775254 >>20775087 While I would love statues or figures like that one old Anubis garage kit but I doubt he has the manufacturing base to do anything larger than some collectable cards with his art on them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 09:19:16 2019 No.20775255 >>20775215 What does Djinn of Jar do again?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 09:31:47 2019 No.20775322 >>20775255 Hides in jars to get green robed assholes who keep breaking them for no fucking reason.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 09:36:57 2019 No.20775334 >>20775185 >>20775215 "I use raccoon girl! All your money are belong to us!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 09:37:02 2019 No.20775336 >>20775322 >Break jar >Explodes into furniture, clothes, and an angry girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 09:38:25 2019 No.20775341 File: 441 KB, 835x1200, x37.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20775087 scale figures and sex toys/pillowcases maybe

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 09:40:13 2019 No.20775350

i had this interesting idea for lamias. what if they become more reptilian in the summer with scale around their eyes, neck and chin with scaley arms and hands? and during the winter, they look more human like by having human hips and a non-scaley crotch and their tongues and eyes become more human like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 09:45:41 2019 No.20775371 >>20775350 okay but why

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 09:47:07 2019 No.20775379 >>20775371 I'm guessing it has to do with temperature management.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 09:49:34 2019 No.20775387 >>20775371 >>20775379 oh yeah i forgot to explain that it's the switching between cold-blooded and warm-blooded systems. i figure they adapt that way

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 09:55:13 2019 No.20775404 File: 166 KB, 697x980, 1467082278027.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do you call this kind of pipe? It's very attractive when women smoke these.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 09:59:01 2019 No.20775417 File: 137 KB, 850x705, 1472135219060.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20775404 Kiseru, and yes it's strangely sexy. Kinda sounds like she's gonna give you a big smoky kissu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 10:00:54 2019 No.20775427 File: 443 KB, 1500x1125, 1392574219563.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20775417 Kiseru, huh. It's not a tag anywhere, is it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 10:06:15 2019 No.20775443 >>20775427 'smoking' might be a tag on some sites but kiseru would probably be too specific. You're probably better off looking for Baiken doujins, which is a great idea anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 10:11:25 2019 No.20775464 Cyclop http://picrew.me/image_maker/8938

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 10:13:22 2019 No.20775475 >>20775087 Sex toys.

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 10:16:47 2019 No.20775488
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>>20775404
>Kiseru (煙管 kiseru) is a Japanese smoking pipe traditionally used for smoking a small serving (about 25 mg) of kizami, a finely shredded tobacco product resembling hair.[1]

>Typically the mouth piece and bowl are made from metal, with a tubular shaft of wood or bamboo stretching in between. The bowl is much smaller than that of western-style pipes. Because each kiseru is basically a rod with metal ends, extremely long kiseru could be carried as weapons, especially by the gangster-like kabukimono samurai of Edo period Japan. Many kiseru have been engraved with elaborate details by skilled artisans and were a status symbol for the owner.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 10:21:51 2019 No.20775502 >>20775488 >Anti-monster zealot tries to assassinate a nurarihyon mistress of the night. >She casually blocks his blade with one metal end of her kiseru and regards him with a raised eyebrow and sultry smirk. >Ohohohos intensify.

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 10:22:58 2019 No.20775512

We asked single monstergirls, "What is your ideal first date?"

Tzezi (Anubis, Pyramid District)
>"I always run my dates through a litmus test on the first date. I have a toy in my office that's just a bunch of little magnetic cubes, so I bring that along, and ask them to build something with me. If we click, and build something neat, I'll carry on. Otherwise, I fake an emergency phone call and leave in a hurry. Umm, that's not weird, is it?"

Holly (Wight, Holly's Vineyard)
>"I won't be ashamed to admit that I am very fond of sex on the first date. Maybe dinner with drinks to start things off. Of course, that would mean finding a date in the first place. There aren't many men willing to put up with a lonely, hundred-something-year-old undead. I always tell them I'm only 30, but I guess I'm just not a very convincing liar."

Trish (Yeti, MGCPD Search & Rescue Team)
>"A trip to the movies, preferably a scary one. I don't really like scary movies, but it's a great excuse to cling tightly to someone's arm. I'm a glutton for skinship."

Joan (Centaur, Fitness Instructor at MADMUSCLE)
>"I'd have to get him hooked on exercise. There's no better way to test a partner than working together to achieve a common goal. Of course, he'd have to be pretty scrawny, so I could really make an impression. I'd also have to practice a bit of self-control, too. Seeing a man sweat like that would get me pretty hot and bothered."

Robin (Harpy, MGCPS Postal)
>"A road trip to somewhere rural. I get pretty sick of the city after work, so being whisked away to somewhere I've never been would be fun!"

Dorothy (Alice, Unemployed)
>"He'd have to attend a tea party with me tea party. I'll bring along Betsy, Piggy, and Mister Fluffles (her stuffed animals), too. He should have good manners, and be really fuzzy, so I can pet him."

Have anything you'd like to ask a monstergirl? Sex tips, relationship advice, mortgage lender recommendations? Submit your requests, and it might be featured in The Daily Ask™!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 10:23:49 2019 No.20775515 >>20775502 That's more of an ufufufu~ situation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 10:30:27 2019 No.20775552 >>20775512 What do monster girls think about small peepees?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 10:46:56 2019 No.20775630 >>20775512 It's shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 10:49:52 2019 No.20775643 >>20775552 No one cares about alps

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 10:52:24 2019 No.20775652 >>20775643 I do. Alps are great friends.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 10:57:26 2019 No.20775679 >>20775552 They hate it, you will be cucked by a roper if you have a small one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 11:01:30 2019 No.20775696 >>20775552 They will lovingly bully you for being cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 11:01:43 2019 No.20775697 >>20775512 I'd like to be saved by a gruff, buff, no nonsense Yeti in police uniform and survival gear

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 11:32:41 2019 No.20775845 >>20775552 It canonically states that they don't give two shits. >>20775696 This too >>20775679 >>>/b/

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 11:39:01 2019 No.20775875 >>20775512 Robin is still best girl.

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 11:39:15 2019 No.20775878

>>20775845
>It canonically states that they don't give two shits.

They don't consider it a turn off, but canonically they do have opinions on them. The examples given are "its cute," or "I'll train him!" Some monsters with particular tastes may even cause their man's member to decrease in size.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 12:00:53 2019 No.20775972 >>20775515 ara ara works too

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 12:03:28 2019 No.20775988 >>20775488 Would a smoke hobo let me hit that? The pipe i mean.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 12:04:54 2019 No.20775996 Do Vampires go for slutty anons who just want to get their blood sucked?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 12:12:24 2019 No.20776023 >>20775988 She's smoking night/darkness itself anon, it may be a bit much for you to handle at first.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 12:14:13 2019 No.20776030 I want to make out with a cute loli Familiar's anus!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 12:18:02 2019 No.20776044 >>20776023 But she'd find his coughing adorable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 12:29:07 2019 No.20776085 File: 706 KB, 715x1000, 1494819153851.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20771930 If you mean like from anything then the oni/maybe angle gals by hushabye

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 12:32:25 2019 No.20776091
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>Men end up ejaculating repeatedly in a single night to the point that it seems as though they have been milked dry. The pleasure and ecstasy experienced from having the mana sucked out of themselves certainly is so potent that it causes men to hallucinate as if they had their entire life drained out of them along with it, but of course, the mana is continuously replenished, so there's no way that a man could actually be milked dry to the point of death.

Would you enjoy Shiki-monster girl style roleplay with your MGE girls?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 12:39:39 2019 No.20776118 >>20776091 I like foxtits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 12:53:44 2019 No.20776155 File: 115 KB, 721x800, 5688-2079810671.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20775404 >>20775417 >>20775427 They're always best girl. >>20775488 Too bad KC fucked up nurarihyon with her gimmick

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 13:01:49 2019 No.20776179 >>20776091 Since level drain is actually thing even tough there are no levels in the setting I guess you could. The age of the former demon lord sound like literal heel on earth...

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 13:07:02 2019 No.20776190 >>20776179 It's not just fighting ability, but knowledge and other mundane skills can be drained too.

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 13:07:43 2019 No.20776193

>>20776179
Actually the earlier quoted passage only talks about basic mana/essence draining when a monster feeds (and typically the kind of draining Shiki monsters do). Level draining is something quite special beyond that simple act of feeding.

>The age of the former demon lord sound like literal hell on earth...

It certainly was, at least at times. For monsters as well, since the mamono realm was dangerous even to them back then, and monsters routinely killed each other in power struggles. Not to mention how most species lacked intelligence, emotion, etc.

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 13:09:57 2019 No.20776204

>>20776155
>Too bad KC fucked up nurarihyon with her gimmick

You mean being a harem-enabling race? Well you should take solace then that unlike the bicorn she doesn't seem to demand or coax her husband into making a harem, its more or less up to him if he takes concubines.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 13:12:29 2019 No.20776212 >>20776190 >Be farmer >Get dick sucked by monster girl >Somehow lose ability to plow my field >But at least I can still plow my new wife

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 13:13:46 2019 No.20776215 >>20776091 Is this also how getting bitten by a Vampire or caressed by a Wight's claws feel like?

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 13:15:26 2019 No.20776221

>>20776212
You haven't read the level drain entry have you? The monster always gives the levels/knowledge back at some point. But the pleasure of having them sucked out is so great (and proportional to how much is sucked) that many men will train themselves in various things so that the monster can suck out more at a time and thus the man can feel even more pleasure.

To monsters of the current age level drain is a spell/technique that is about sharing experience/knowledge rather than taking it. Its also very difficult to master, but well worth the effort.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 13:16:09 2019 No.20776223 >>20775697 Do you think she would take advantage of her job? Like, rescue a cute guy, then ask him out for drinks? It'd be hard to say no to someone who basically saved your life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 13:17:35 2019 No.20776225 >>20776215 Indeed, note it is the act of a monster sucking out essence/mana that causes the pleasure. That said, having it sucked out via sex would usually be a more intense pleasure than having it done via a bite or finger tips.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 13:18:04 2019 No.20776227 >>20776023 >>20776044 if i marry her i'd get used to it eventually!

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 13:20:15 2019 No.20776233
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Traditional Japanese cop patrolling the streets of Kyoto with your zombie partner who always tried her best every day and only allows herself to become a bit melancholy when you go out for drinks after work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 13:20:34 2019 No.20776234 >>20776227 True Love - 1 Lung Cancer - 0

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 13:21:13 2019 No.20776236 >>20776234 Eros always wins!

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 13:22:08 2019 No.20776241

>>20776212
>>20776221
Not to mention that because of how sex with monsters creates endless energy it always gives back more than it took. It's closer to power leveling in the current age
>Furthermore because of the nature of mamono mana, the power that has become one inside the inma will swell up even bigger, and so the sucked out fencing skills will be even better, and the knowledge he holds will be even clearer in his mind once they are returned to the man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 13:22:28 2019 No.20776242 >>20776234 I bet she's not even smoking, she's vaping

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 13:23:16 2019 No.20776245 >>20776215 Their profiles don't say anything about level drain magic, presumably they just drain energy/magic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 13:26:07 2019 No.20776258 >>20776242 That Gremlin who invented electronic pipes would be so rich now

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 13:26:29 2019 No.20776260 >>20776245 >magic Mana, I meant.

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 13:29:33 2019 No.20776272

>>20776245
>A high class spell that wrings out the targets semen together with his experience and knowledge and makes it oneself's, this secret spell can only be used by inma of the highest rank.
It's a high class spell. While powerful Wights and Vampires could learn it, it isn't some basic innate part of a specific monster's biology.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 13:34:22 2019 No.20776292 >>20776091 An ancient Succubus who got unsealed recently would be so confused as she can't succ a man to death anymore.

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 13:36:45 2019 No.20776297

>>20776204
I like to imagine married life with smokehobo ends in running some dimly lit brothel with a very elegant and expansive lounge. Men would come there to lay with the yokai her husband attracts as he sits with his wife on a mass of cushions in the smoke filled room with various scents. Very often the visiting men would end up leaving with their new yokai wife that her husband didn't choose as a concubine. Moments of passion taking place in many of the rooms at any given time. And because of all the girls that flock to this place he has them all help and build a beautiful home for all of this to happen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 13:38:58 2019 No.20776308 >>20776242 I'm okay with vaping but when i did i never selected to have nicc in my juice. I dropped and broke mine and i don't care enough to get a new one so i haven't bothered in years.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 13:52:50 2019 No.20776340 File: 1.00 MB, 1400x1977, 675499_mitsooru_ogre.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i want a shog with big hair like this

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 13:54:34 2019 No.20776346 >>20776340 Who did what to the kouhai?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 13:55:32 2019 No.20776355 File: 430 KB, 850x1077, __shoggoth_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_buck_satan__3169e0dec65464c25877affc3756ccbf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20776340 Lucky for you all Shogs have big hair

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 13:58:16 2019 No.20776364 File: 81 KB, 1061x1200, 1535349604356.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20776355 Shogs are fun.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 14:16:56 2019 No.20776447 Who is more alcoholic? Oni or satyr?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 14:20:16 2019 No.20776460 >>20776447 Dunno but I want them to compete by seeing who can do that thing where they drink a bunch of alcohol and force it into my mouth better

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 14:22:32 2019 No.20776471 >>20776460 i bet satyros is much better at kissing so she has the advantage there

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 14:24:35 2019 No.20776482 >>20776471 but then an Oni could force you to drink sake she funnels down her six pack, it would be a most intense battle

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 14:28:53 2019 No.20776500 >>20776482 >drinking out booze from abs I didn't know I wanted this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 14:29:02 2019 No.20776502 >>20776447 They'll have to drink for my hand in marriage

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 14:30:54 2019 No.20776512 >>20776500 but then satyr could have you drinking dirty martinis complete with olive out of her navel, also she actual MADE it in her navel

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 14:36:06 2019 No.20776532

>>20776364
>You're married to a Shoggoth
>Wife is out to buy groceries
>You decide to do something nice and clean the house and cook dinner
>Luckily you managed to convince her not to completely envelope the house, at least for now
>Dust off your old vacuum, mop, bucket, and broom
>Vacuum all the carpet, unsurprisingly nothing comes up
>Mop the kitchen, didn't really do much besides give it a new shine
>Don't even bother with the broom
>Every spot of the house is spic and span
>So you decide to move onto dinner
>You know your wife doesn't really need to eat but you still make something for her anyways
>You finish spicing the Cornish hens and toss then into the oven
>The potatoes are boiling still and you want them as soft as possible before you mash them
>The carrots and peas are steaming and you want them equally as soft
>Now all you have to do is wait
>Wait, you never cleaned the basement
>Your wife always said to enter the basement but you'll be damned if you won't make this house as clean as humanly possible
>Walk down to the basement with vacuum and broom in tow
>But it's completely pitch black, and the lights don't work
>Nonetheless you walk down and just as you pass the final step your foot gets stuck in some thick black goop
>Did the shunt pump break?
>Was your wife trying to fix it all by herself?
>You set down the supplies and pull out your phone to light the darkness
>Buts till nothing, it's as if the darkness is suffocating the light itself
>Even in the dark you manage to trudge your way to the corner where the pump is, or at least where you remember it was
>You get on your hands and knees reaching deep into the well
>But you feel the pool of ichor shift and twirl
>You turn around to see a figure rise out of it, a Shoggoth
>She look a lot like your wife, and sorta like you
>Her body takes form and her yellow glowing eyes finally light up
>She notices you and opens her many mouths
>"Papa?"
>She helps you up and hugs you, pressing her head into your chest as you feel tentacles wrap around you
>You remember that documentary on slimes a while back
>They don't really give birth as much so as they just split once they get big enough
>But now there's only one problem
>You're gonna have to cook another hen for her

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 14:37:47 2019 No.20776539 >>20776223 There's no rules in the MGCPD handbook about marrying your rescuee but she's a tough Yeti with a big job, she can't go dating every man she saves even if they get addicted to Yeti hugs

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 14:41:00 2019 No.20776557

>>20776292
Well technically they could (since it sounds like returning energy to the man is something a monster has to willingly do), but of course its unlikely any monster would do so unless it was the only way to save her life against an enemy or the life of someone else in danger.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 14:54:10 2019 No.20776624 File: 442 KB, 1100x1500, Short.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Uh oh, your waifu is starting to short circuit during sex what do you do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 14:56:36 2019 No.20776637 >>20776624 Brace.

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 15:11:03 2019 No.20776692

https://pastebin.com/NGPMHHeN

https://pastebin.com/1ySs9204

https://pastebin.com/6cLV10TT

https://pastebin.com/kVL9Z9T5

https://pastebin.com/DF6QPx0A

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From the last three threads.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 15:11:51 2019 No.20776697 >>20776532 "I understand that if you say anything more adorable out your cute face, I'm gonna have to cook every cornish hen in this room."

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 15:13:34 2019 No.20776706 >>20776697 Eh?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 15:14:22 2019 No.20776711 File: 119 KB, 1024x724, Yao a fine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20771930 Yao and Not-Yao from those yellowpop doujins.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 15:14:50 2019 No.20776714 >>20776706 a twist on a game of thrones reference

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 15:16:13 2019 No.20776723 >>20776711 I do not trust monsters with their eyes always closed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 15:18:50 2019 No.20776739 File: 226 KB, 670x480, 1367904265646.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20776723 They aren't always closed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 15:22:05 2019 No.20776755 >>20776739 I love this fox.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 15:39:03 2019 No.20776838 File: 625 KB, 800x600, yao (2).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20776739 >i wish to hold yao paws and say she has pretty eyes

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 15:51:29 2019 No.20776908 >>20776838 I hope her fur smells likes strawberry and kiwi conditioner. I've always loved that tongue and her big squishy paws.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 16:08:29 2019 No.20777005 File: 936 KB, 849x1200, 1541530594073.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Full Moon Power Boost!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 16:49:01 2019 No.20777196 File: 572 KB, 1235x1400, 1508232856211.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I guess this is a good time to say undead lolis are for cumming inside.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 16:55:17 2019 No.20777215 >>20777005 i want a loli beast boosted hellhound during a fool moon

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 16:56:02 2019 No.20777216 >>20777196 Vampire-chan and alpha werepup are rivals!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 16:56:22 2019 No.20777217 >>20777215 >fool Shit, *full.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 16:56:39 2019 No.20777220 File: 506 KB, 750x1375, 1549313357090.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20777196 So are Baphomets.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 16:57:07 2019 No.20777222 >>20777215 >>20756018 >>20756040 >>20756127 >>20756152 >>20757235 >>20757121 >>20757089 >>20757088 >>20756944 >>20756922 Late reply to questions from previous thread... Would the Virginity Mafia speak with Italian Accents?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 16:57:09 2019 No.20777224 >>20777215 Well you were a fool to wander around on a full moon alone in the woods

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 16:58:37 2019 No.20777233 >>20777196 >>20777220 All lolis deserve a loving relationship with a devoted Oniichan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 16:59:08 2019 No.20777239 >>20777222 Yes. and the the SnuggleMob would all have a eastern canadian accent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:05:10 2019 No.20777266 File: 85 KB, 1200x923, Du2Ciy7UYAEhPHM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey /jp/ I think I'm going to be here alot more, since the /mggg/ thread on /vg/ is infested with a brap fetishist same fagging and being autistic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:06:55 2019 No.20777275 >>20777266 Sounds like /vg/ as a whole to me. It's comfy here for most the part.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:07:12 2019 No.20777280 >>20777266 There's absolutely nothing wrong with Skunk girls. All monster girls deserve to be love. Also; fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:08:13 2019 No.20777290 >>20777266 Make sure the fucker doesn't change his base of operation anon. That'd be a bother. >>20777280 Ah fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:08:41 2019 No.20777295 >>20777266 Yeah I'm sure he won't ""suddenly""" start posting here at all. Fuck off retard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:08:47 2019 No.20777296 >>20777275 >>20777280 Ow, my neck hurts from the whiplash I just got.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:09:51 2019 No.20777307 >>20777266 The Monster girl threads on /v/ are also surprisingly decent. At least before they get deleted.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:10:19 2019 No.20777309 File: 52 KB, 806x691, Dw1OB92XcAES18-.jpg orig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20777266 This post is incredibly unnecessary. Fuck off.

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:13:05 2019 No.20777323

>>20776692
Thanks for doing the tedious work, anon. I often go to the archives to revisit fun discussions but this is great for if you want to link someone to one without wasting an image slot on a screencap. It also serves as a good in-between for when writing slows down.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:14:30 2019 No.20777332 >>20777295 Making a post like this implies that you're going to start shitposting as a falseflag.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:17:13 2019 No.20777351 >>20777332 t. faggot trying to set up a cover story

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:19:38 2019 No.20777365 File: 122 KB, 801x1024, NEfCgAz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20776692 >tfw I recognize 5 and half of them as my own shitty greentexts I guess I should start my own pastebin or something

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:20:06 2019 No.20777368

>>20777323
I plan on adding a bunch of greentexts from the older threads every time I post one of these, but since there's basically an unlimited supply of them, I don't think I'll be able to save them all. It's a nice new hobby overall though, thanks for the kind words anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:20:10 2019 No.20777369 >>20777220 That baphomet has a tiny tail! Tiny!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:21:40 2019 No.20777372 >>20777351 That's what I'm accusing you of doing. You can't merely "no u" this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:22:48 2019 No.20777375 >>20777365 Well, if you post them in your own pastebin and want me to take them down, I will. As previously said, I don't claim any kind of ownership over them, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:23:15 2019 No.20777382 >>20777351 >cover story >for an anonymous poster with no identity I think you may be mentally impaired. For all anyone knows, every post in this reply chain could be the same person. There is no such thing as reputation or individuality here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:23:41 2019 No.20777383 >>20777375 Keep doing it anon I'm a lazy fucker so no reason to ruin a good thing. I'll just keep a back up if anything goes fubar

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:25:47 2019 No.20777395 >>20777382 Don't doubt retards that spam fart fetishism. They most likely started out on websites like deviantart which encourages those things.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:26:38 2019 No.20777397 >>20777395 My point is that none of use know who anyone is. You can't say who is what unless if you're talking about the contents of a specific post.

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:27:50 2019 No.20777403

>>20777368
Thanks, that's cool of you. I probably won't use your services that much myself since I'm so used to archive diving, but if you could get the other 'we asked monstergirls' post and some old thread favorites like the mrhrhrr oni story I'm sure I would make use of the links. Keep doing what you do anon.

>>20777365
I like to just spitball greentexts and short stuff in here and if I get something good going I start writing it out as prose. If you're making a pastebin maybe you should give full-on writefagging a shot. Properly formatted short stories can give you a lot of freedom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:30:10 2019 No.20777418 >>20777395 You're already proving an overall detriment to the thread. Kindly fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:31:42 2019 No.20777428 >>20777418 Stay mad, fartfag

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:32:05 2019 No.20777432

>>20777383
>>20777403
Ah, about that, I managed to get a hold of the wiki admin and asked him for archivefag's contact info. He gave me his email and I proposed adding a greentext folder to the archive as a backup of sorts.
I'm currently waiting for his reply. Do you think that was a good idea?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:32:11 2019 No.20777435 File: 691 KB, 750x1061, 1494721189492.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it better to find the Pharaoh in her tomb or to be purchased at the Husband market?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:33:15 2019 No.20777439 >>20777428 Please return to your low quality trash heap on /vg/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:34:08 2019 No.20777448 >>20777439 >>20777418 No u.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:34:39 2019 No.20777451 >>20777435 Pharaoh in her tomb. That way you can teach her all about the modern world and the culture.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:35:08 2019 No.20777454 >>20777435 Finding a pharaoh in her tomb.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:36:11 2019 No.20777463 >>20777439 Says the retard that probably came from there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:36:11 2019 No.20777464 File: 524 KB, 710x1000, 1500153058378.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20777451 Taking her shopping must be a fun experience, especially if she was haughty. >>20777454 I actually imagine a Sleeping Beauty type of scenario.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:37:11 2019 No.20777470 >>20777464 Yeah, if Sleeping Beauty ended with the princess waking up and raping the guy silly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:37:55 2019 No.20777473 >>20777470 Well it'd be closer the the Grimm version.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:38:48 2019 No.20777480 >>20777463 There is no "probably". He did.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:39:56 2019 No.20777487 >>20777448 >>20777463 >>20777480 Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:41:00 2019 No.20777489 >>20777487 You first.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:42:17 2019 No.20777500 >>20777487 Get out fartfag

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:42:31 2019 No.20777502 >>20777464 I would tell her that the change stalls are used for sex in case of a monster girl rape emergency. >>20777470 Would be an improvement desu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:42:55 2019 No.20777505 >>20777489 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:43:05 2019 No.20777508 >>20777489 He's right, fuck off with your shit. You complain about autism then bring it here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:43:15 2019 No.20777511 >>20777502 Would she try and buy everything? And pick out nice outfits for her husband?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:44:13 2019 No.20777516 >>20777473 Oh no

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:44:14 2019 No.20777517

>>20777464
>finally break into the sarcophagus chamber after weeks of digging
>the massive coffin in the center shines with gold, onyx and jade
>walk up to try and read the inscription on the lid, accidentally touch the hieroglyphs
>the lid slams open, and two red cobras jump out
>they both drag you into the coffin, which immediately slams shut again, leaving you in the dark
>you feel a pair of huge, soft breasts crush themselves against your back as a pair of dainty, manicured hands wraps around to your front
>you hear a yawn and a sigh, warm breath that smells like honey rolling over you
>"Mmmh... five more minutes..." the pharaoh mumbles, her eyelashes tickling your neck
>you hope one of the other archaeologists finds you in time
>it'd be bad if she decided to sleep in for another century with her new teddy bear

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:45:32 2019 No.20777522 >>20777435 Purchasing an Pharaoh's sarcophagus from a shady tanuki for your struggling museum.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:46:50 2019 No.20777532 File: 766 KB, 900x1250, 10fa5a76ee01047f51ca6c17db644964.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] just a reminder that i'm your daughteru's anatomy tutor and it's sleepover study time over at my house

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:47:34 2019 No.20777536 >>20777511 Yes she would. In fact she would probably just buy the entire store. Probably just get an anubis to staff it. Also buy a mens store for her hubby and make him try out a bunch of clothes like he is her personal mens model.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:48:40 2019 No.20777538 File: 135 KB, 600x800, flat,800x800,070,f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20777517 God I wish that were me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:49:15 2019 No.20777544 >>20777432 I don't know how necessary that would be with all these resources we have now but it's good that someone's thinking ahead. It would suck if I couldn't come back to reread some of this stuff years from now. Better safe than sorry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:50:11 2019 No.20777550 >>20777536 I better get a videogame for this.

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:56:54 2019 No.20777593

>>20777464
I want to take a pharaoh shopping at a modern day mall for tight-fitting jeans and chic designer clothes. Maybe some sexy lingerie.

It'd be neat to hear her thoughts on what's considered fashionable or sexy these days. Somehow I imagine Pharaohs being really into cutting-edge modern fashion.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:58:22 2019 No.20777600 >>20777550 rpg game where you just live out your ideal life with your mamano waifu would be great. Even better if it had some sore a full-dive like tech to be played on.

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 18:03:28 2019 No.20777625

>>20777536
>buy a mens store for her hubby and make him try out a bunch of clothes

This is one of my waifu fantasies. Getting to go shopping with her and watch her try on cute new clothes, then letting her do the same for you. It'd be really sweet if she got excited or blushed when you came out wearing a really sharp designer suit or some other cool outfit.

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 18:04:40 2019 No.20777631

>>20777522
>Buy a sarcophagus from some shifty tanuki.
>You know you'll get in trouble if it was stolen,but your museum needs something to attract customers.
>Have it hauled in and lock up for the day.
>Returning the next day, you unlock the door and find the sarcophagus open.
>Debating about calling the cops if thieves broke in, your thoughts are interrupted when a strong but feminine arm hauls you off the ground.
>"So thief" a voice declares "you thought you could get away by stealing the resting place of a god made flesh and hiding it in some far away country? In my time this would be punishable by death"
>You're twisted around to see the face of a Pharaoh.
>"But I have another idea. I'll make you see me as your goddess and you can live. Of course, you'll have to spend the rest of your life atoning for your crime by caring for me, but I'll make sure you learn to love it"

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 18:07:21 2019 No.20777648 >>20777631 Aren't those the exact same though?

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Anonymous Tue Feb 5 18:11:09 2019 No.20777675
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>Rough 'n tumble mountain Oni
>Lives near communities that still greatly fear her kind as vicious maneaters.
>Usually walks the same paths on her mountain every day. Occasionally comes across lost humans. She enjoys teasing and frightening them a little but she's softhearted deep down and always makes sure they end up safely finding their way home.

>Comes across evidence of a lost human. Looks like a makeshift camp with a recently snuffed out fire. A few sniffs of the air lets her know he's still nearby. She grins and talks in a loud, exaggerated voice while scanning the trees for movement. "Ohoho, what've we got here!? Humans on my mountain!? Well, I sure am gettin' a bit HUUNGRY!"
>She continues along her way, finding more tracks. She occasionally stops to sniff at the air and shout more in-character, vague threats just in case he's in earshot.
>"Been a long, long while since I had some human! Ain't had nothin' but greasy, fatty boar for weeks!"
>"I can smeeeelllll yoooouuuuuuu!"
>"You'll save yerself a lotta trouble if ya just come on out now!"

>She eventually comes across some blood scraped onto a rock. "Ooooh, did somebody take a fall!? If ya come on out I'll patch ya riiiiiight up, you can trust me! Eheh..."
>Then she comes across more blood
>And more
>Did he slice an artery or something?
>Animal tracks, wolf smell on the air. Was he attacked?
>Human's tracks get more erratic and panick-y. They're fresh too.
>Must be terrified on top of being hurt.
>There's more blood.

>"...H-...hey! HEY! You know I was joking, right!? Seriously! I don't eat people, I'm being serious!"
>"Look, I got bandages and medicine with me, just come on out!"
>"I swear! I promise! I just wanna help!"
>She's just a sobbing, blubbery mess after a few hours, desperately plowing through thorn-ridden brush and looking into every possible hiding spot she can find.
>"I'M SORRY! I'M SO SORRY, IT WAS JUST A JOKE, I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY! ANCESTOR'S HONOR, I'M TRYING TO HURT YOU, PLEASE COME OUT SO I CAN HELP!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 18:11:33 2019 No.20777678 >>20777220 >>20777233 That's true, but sharing the body heat would make undead feel extra good. Also the undead type has a lot of high-tier cuties that would be fun to lovingly bully in bed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 18:11:51 2019 No.20777679 >>20777631 I'm not sure if I prefer her legitimately being powerful enough to make you submit, or if centuries of slumber have gotten her so out of practice that Officer Kobold can arrest her and you need to bail the tearful Pharaoh out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 18:12:20 2019 No.20777683 >>20777675 *not

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 18:16:17 2019 No.20777704 >>20777538 Do you though? She snores, drools and mutters weird shit in her sleep.

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 18:16:48 2019 No.20777708
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>awful fetishes

>monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:random/Mamono
>playlad.com/fetishizer/

random waifu with random gross fetishes
dare you enter her magical realm?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 18:19:02 2019 No.20777727 >>20777708 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 18:19:04 2019 No.20777728 >>20777704 If by weird shit you mean she’s gunna tell me all the ways in which she plans to fuck my brains out then yes. The answer is still yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 18:19:21 2019 No.20777730 >>20777708 Back to where you came from, retard.

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 18:19:49 2019 No.20777733
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>>20777239
Maria, Wendi, Sonya, get the cur and bring Cuddle Bug, someone is skipping on their snuggle payments and he's about to go out fer a rip

Leave the blanket, take the poutine

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 18:20:53 2019 No.20777742 >>20777708 You need to leave

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 18:28:07 2019 No.20777791 >>20777733 Unfortunately, this makes them impossible to take seriously.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 18:32:03 2019 No.20777809 >>20777708 I'll pass, thank you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 18:35:45 2019 No.20777832 >>20777679 I would find it funny if an officer who's face was crotch level tried to arrest me when I could just as easily pick her up and rape her against a wall until her stomach is swollen with cum.

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 18:37:48 2019 No.20777841

>>20777728
Nah, that's her conscious brain. Lazy sleepy pharaoh's subconscious cares more about stupid crap.

>she starts muttering to herself, garbled a bit by her pressing her face into the back of your head
>"Buh... *sniff* gonna... make a... big... cake...zzz..."
>suddenly she squeezes you so hard you feel like your eyes are going to pop out
>"N-no! *hic* we're all outta... chocolate... milk... zzz..."
>you start struggling, seeing if you can wriggle out of her iron hug
>"Anubis gotta... gotta get laid... big time... zzz..."
>you finally get yourself free and try to quietly open the lid of the coffin
>light floods in, and you can finally see her
>her hair's a mess, and there's a little line of drool running from the corner of her mouth
>most curiously of all, though, she's wearing a giant white t-shirt that reads "sleeping booty" in perfect english
>"Gimme that... *snrk*... gimme that... that kitten... the chubby one... zzz..."
>one of the cobras pokes its head out and moves as if to grab you, but then relents
>it flicks its tongue and slides back in with a nod, as if telling you to try again later

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 18:39:06 2019 No.20777849 >>20777832 I mean, if she’s married that would be approximate to sticking your dick into a blender.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 18:39:35 2019 No.20777850 >>20777648 Maybe?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 18:42:42 2019 No.20777867 File: 376 KB, 900x1277, LamiaKid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to adopt a young Lamia and raise her like she was my own daughter

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 18:44:05 2019 No.20777872 >>20775512 >Autistic Anubis Can this meme please stop? If anything, Golems should be the autistic ones.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 18:45:19 2019 No.20777880 File: 1008 KB, 1146x1771, 1549166460579.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20777872 If Anubises aren't autistic then tell me how she keeps her scroll collection so neat?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 18:49:51 2019 No.20777906 >>20777880 That’s called “being organized.”

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 18:50:56 2019 No.20777912 >>20777849 It's be more like sticking your dick in a vice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 18:53:05 2019 No.20777923 >>20777435 I prefer to be bought on the slave market, naked and afraid

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 18:53:50 2019 No.20777926 >>20775512 What the hell is this shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 18:54:56 2019 No.20777933 >>20777683 That’s an unfortunate dropped word.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 18:56:38 2019 No.20777944 >>20777872 What’s so autistic about that date?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 18:58:19 2019 No.20777952 >>20777923 Only cruel Pharaohs support the slave trade.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 18:59:06 2019 No.20777954 >>20777952 *Pharaohs who care about the well-being of their subjects

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 19:03:19 2019 No.20777966 >>20777933 Freudian slips happen under emotional stress.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 19:05:05 2019 No.20777976 I want a lolinubis with gold ankh-shaped piercings on her nipples and clit!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 19:07:54 2019 No.20777988 >>20777976 Pointy metal bits do not belong anywhere near where my dick is going to be.

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 19:08:24 2019 No.20777992
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Which monster would be the best at giving you a legitimate fear boner? One that could genuinely frighten you but still get your juices flowing?

I know there are some arachnophobes in here, but how about a demon with a killer gesugao, or an extra-cruel manticore? Someone who scares you into submission to get what she wants.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 19:09:05 2019 No.20777999 >>20777988 Fine, on her belly button instead of her clit then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 19:09:43 2019 No.20778004 >>20777992 >gesugao Why would that make anyone feel anything except immediate and intense arousal?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 19:11:00 2019 No.20778016 File: 760 KB, 626x1403, 7125ECCF-DA96-41CC-8F40-8431A419F01B.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20777999 Now you’re talking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 19:13:08 2019 No.20778028 >>20777992 A kikimora smiling with closed eyes, snapping her broom in half, and saying "Master" in a sing-songy voice that inidcates you're anything but. It's always the gentle girls who are most terrifying when they're actually angry.

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 19:17:14 2019 No.20778054

>>20777952
>>20777954 has it right. Look, it’s the desert. The place may be an oasis in the desert, but it’s still in a damn desert. Not a lot of men relish the idea of moving there.
So how does a leader answer her people’s need for husbands? Simple, she gets them imported.

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 19:17:28 2019 No.20778055
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>>20777992
This moth gives me fear boners

>>20778028
>Master decided to do the laundry for once
>Mixes reds with whites
>All the Kiki's maid clothes are tinted pink
>She closes her eyes, smiles, and says it's fine, but he knows it's not fine
>Apologizes but she does the same eyes closed smile
>Lives in fear for the rest of his days wondering when his Kiki maid will enact her revenge
>But the truth is she already did. She put an extra pinch of salt into his morning eggs making them slightly saltier

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 19:21:00 2019 No.20778072
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>>20778004
Nah, not a weak gesugao that a yandere high schooler in a hentai would make. That's cute at best. I mean a woman who's bigger and stronger than you making a face that just screams 'high impact sexual violence' and seriously threatens to traumatize your dick.

Like she's actually pissed and she's going to wreck your shit. It's gonna hurt and you're gonna have to learn to like it.

I wish I had better images for this. There's a difference between the yandere crazy face and the violent, cruel gesugao face.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 19:25:17 2019 No.20778082 Why is Vol 1 of the encyclopedia now 1,000 dollars?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 19:25:17 2019 No.20778083 File: 754 KB, 817x1153, 1549412717086.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20778072 I'm aware of what a gesugao face is. I just wouldn't feel afraid of it, probably the opposite.

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 19:27:08 2019 No.20778091

>>20777992
Fear and arousal are two completely opposing feelings for me anon, I don't think I could ever get a fearboner. I kind of have a feeling that my waifu might see this as a challenge and try to do various things to try and get me there, but I honestly have no idea how she might pull it off if she even could.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 19:28:54 2019 No.20778098 >>20778072 >>20778083 >There are retards that unironically like this Fucking whew. Masochists are pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 19:30:14 2019 No.20778106 I want a haughty, high class monster to get off on my post workout scent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 19:30:52 2019 No.20778111 >>20778083 Is she letting me pick which one I get to keep or the one I lose?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 19:31:50 2019 No.20778115 >>20778091 >Fear and arousal are two completely opposing feelings Fucking this

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 19:31:56 2019 No.20778116 >>20778111 Where that fist is going, probably.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 19:32:30 2019 No.20778119 >>20778091 Same here. I also don’t understand the angerboner or hatefucking why would you make love to something that doesn’t inspire love in you? Then again, maybe I’m just a hopeless romantic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 19:33:32 2019 No.20778129 File: 332 KB, 1500x2099, 1506844013867.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20778055 Regura's got some good scary-hot bug girls. He's good at giving them dangerous expressions that don't spoil their beauty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 19:33:45 2019 No.20778130 >>20778116 Plexus then. Being fat and faceless has helped me!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 19:34:55 2019 No.20778137 >>20778129 Trash bug.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 19:35:11 2019 No.20778141 >>20777992 any one with a scary mouth of some sort

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 19:36:18 2019 No.20778150

>>20778083
I wasn't really talking about full-on beating or ballbusting or that weird /d/ shit. More like riding you until it stops feeling good without giving you a break to recover. That kind of sexual aggression.

I feel like I may have opened a can of worms here.

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 19:39:31 2019 No.20778169

>>20778119
>I also don’t understand the angerboner or hatefucking
I can kind of understand that one, anger and sex are both very passionate feelings. I certainly couldn't ever make it happen with my waifu unless we were both angry at some same external thing though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 19:41:30 2019 No.20778177 >>20778150 It was just an example of gesugao.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 19:47:13 2019 No.20778206 >>20778055 >Spoiler Jesus christ dude, that's pretty fucking far, this a sfw board...

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 19:48:04 2019 No.20778209 >>20778082 Supply and demand?

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 19:48:31 2019 No.20778212

>>20778091
>>20778115
>>20778119
I usually agree but sometimes you find something that just works, you know? Not all the way in on the really weird shit but approaching it.

That BDSM torture stuff is pretty pointless and gross in my opinion but there's a middle ground too. A hard dom can still do what they do without getting nasty. Just a small step above gentle femdom, but it looks scarier.

>>20778169
Yeah, anger shouldn't be directed at the person you love. I'm not disagreeing there. I just think the presentation and the passion is kinda hot. The appearance of anger or cruelty, not the intent. As "cruel" as a profile manticore would get. I should have been clearer.

What a mess this topic turned out to be.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 19:53:11 2019 No.20778236 >>20778212 >What a mess this topic turned out to be. It's not a mess in my opinion anon, it's got me thinking deeper about the fetishes in question.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 19:54:32 2019 No.20778246 >>20778209 Scarcity did come to mind, but I had heard nothing until today. It came as a real shock.

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 19:58:03 2019 No.20778263

>>20778212
>A hard dom can still do what they do without getting nasty.
I doubt an actual hard dom would be able to. Of course Monster magic just make the pains pleasurable but outside that "a step above gentle femdom" just wont cut it. Of course this depends on the individual, but if we are talking about a hard dom this is just how it is.

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 19:58:11 2019 No.20778265
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>>20778236
Yeah but my failure to articulate made me sound like some kinda weirdo masochist. I really do find the far end of that gross. I'm actually very vanilla for the most part.

I just like the idea of making a scary or frigid woman happy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 20:01:22 2019 No.20778282 >>20778265 Nothing wrong with that anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 20:02:05 2019 No.20778285 >>20778263 Yeah, I wouldn't want to apply this thinking outside of the realm of monster girls. Mamonomana is kinda needed to make sure it stays fun.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 20:03:07 2019 No.20778293 >>20778265 Everyone's got at least a little weirdo masochist in them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 20:06:10 2019 No.20778305 >>20778293 Wrong

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 20:07:47 2019 No.20778311 >>20778265 There's literally nothing wrong with being a weirdo masochist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 20:09:01 2019 No.20778312 >>20777675 tfw sad ending

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 20:09:25 2019 No.20778314 >>20778246 I can't tell if you're serious... Whoever was selling it on amazon apparently stopped (probably because it's on backorder), so it just defaults to showing the offer from some third party dude. You can still get it on some other sites

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 20:10:23 2019 No.20778316

>>20778293
I mean, I have a little but I don't know if that applies to everybody. I just kinda fell into it by accident. I have a bad habit of laughing when I'm hurt. It's very creepy.

I really like the idea of love-bites and scratches, but nothing really beyond that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 20:10:59 2019 No.20778318 >>20777675 D-...does she find him?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 20:11:29 2019 No.20778320 >>20778318 I'm sure she'll find the body eventually, yeah.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 20:12:01 2019 No.20778322 File: 114 KB, 664x779, woofs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20778263 This is why I stick to "soft" femdom. At least DE means I can get driven into the mattress, pass out, and still enjoy it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 20:20:05 2019 No.20778361 >>20778322 One wonders how many "normal" beds married hellhounds would go through in a month. Maybe there is something to be said for floor mattresses.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 20:22:54 2019 No.20778363 >>20777675 upsetting and unfulfilling. reminds me of fairy tales

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 20:23:45 2019 No.20778368 >>20777675 P-pls finish

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 20:23:51 2019 No.20778369
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>>20778361
A lot of the rowdier species probably have similar problems, now that I think about it.
But that's why you only purchase from certified mamono retailers. Unless you want to buy and buy again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 20:24:14 2019 No.20778372 >>20778363 It's a fairy tale MG moms tell their daughters to get them to stop teasing humans.

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 20:26:40 2019 No.20778383
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>>20775404
>>20775417
>>20775427
>>20775488
>>20776155
Smoking is incredibly underrated, I love the grace and power it gives. I imagine in MGE they would probably have a nice tobacco that has all the benefits and none of the horrible real-life drawbacks. And maybe dragons would smoke normal tobacco simply because it doesn't even phase them, and mix the smoke with some magical breath powers of theirs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 20:27:59 2019 No.20778390 >>20778383 I swear we got some item spotlights on various demon realm herbs.

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 20:28:03 2019 No.20778391
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>>20778369
>Tanuki: "You see this here beauty of a bed? The frame's made of a special alloy she is, developed by the cooperation of cyclopses, dwarves and gremlins. Certified to even be able to handle a dragon riding cowgirl style every night for at least ten years before breaking! How many hours per night? So glad you asked! At least six hours, that's right!"

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 20:29:16 2019 No.20778397

>>20778369

I think about the seemingly superficial consequences of monstergirls mingling in human society a lot.

>Strong, aggressive types who need specially reinforced beds with hydraulics instead of springs
>Movie theater seating designed with Lamias and Arachnes in mind. It's basically just a big open area with lots of pillows. Becomes popular with human clientele because of how casual and cozy it feels.
>Specialized stores that are only open at night because of large nocturnal communities. Not every kind of store can go 24/7 so certain grocery stores, restaurants, hobby shops, etc. switch to a night hours only model to target an untapped consumer base.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 20:32:33 2019 No.20778418 >>20778391 Sounds pretty damn good to m- >and gremlins Now hold on a minute.

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 20:32:55 2019 No.20778419
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>>20778322
I wanna get fucked hard into the mattress by a hellhound. Then after all is said and done and I'm on the verge of passing out, she holds me close, licking my face and patting my head as we drift off to sleep.

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 20:37:02 2019 No.20778436

>>20778383
Raw, unpreserved tobacco that you have to roll yourself or put in a pipe is a very pleasant palate cleanser after a meal or strong drink. I sometimes partake with my waifu or on special occasions. Smoky kisses are a nice guilty pleasure.

If you have access to wild or homegrown American Indian tobacco, I'd recommend trying it even if you're not a smoker. It's surprisingly light and sweet. Good for relieving stress.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 20:39:03 2019 No.20778447 >>20778419 Hellhound tits make perfect pillows. The secret ingredient is the chest fluff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 20:40:09 2019 No.20778450 >>20778447 Don't forget they're very warm too! Perfect to lay your head on on a cold night.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 20:41:27 2019 No.20778458 >>20778447 >chest fluff It'd probably smell really spicy and lovely, like strong cinnamon and little brown sugar.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 20:42:58 2019 No.20778470 >>20778458 I think I'd prefer a hellhound have a bit more of a raw smell to her. Better yet if she rubs her scent into me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 20:43:17 2019 No.20778472 >>20778418 I actually meant to write goblins, but now that I think about it I can see gremlins being into adding some extra features to beds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 20:45:02 2019 No.20778477 >>20778470 There'd be soot and ash smells in the mix too, of course. Something a bit more coarse. After a night of getting power-cuddled you'd probably smell pretty spicy too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 20:45:36 2019 No.20778479 >>20778419 And of course she would whisper things like "good boy, good boy" as you let out one final spurting orgasm before losing consciousness in her cleavage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 20:48:21 2019 No.20778490 File: 693 KB, 1300x929, zSkKjxH.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20778470 >>20778477 Each individual has their own unique scent to them. Even the more "civilized" canid girls do, those ones just might try to hide it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 20:48:42 2019 No.20778492 >>20777992 what species is the girl from the grudge and what species is the girl from the ring too

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 20:53:03 2019 No.20778506 >>20778447 Huge hellhound honkers!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 20:58:19 2019 No.20778520 >>20778506 >Hellhound milk is thick and tastes like eggnog with cinnamon mixed in

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 20:59:53 2019 No.20778523 >>20778492 Probably onryo

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 21:05:05 2019 No.20778540 >>20778523 what kind of monster is that. i thought they'd be like demon ghosts or something but then again, i could be wrong

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 21:20:22 2019 No.20778618
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>>20778479
>Hellhound pounces on you while you're out on a night run
>Struggle with her a bit till she overpowers you
>Pins your arms to the grass and straddles you cowgirl style while interlocking her legs with yours so you can't kick
>Starts huffing your neck taking in your sweat and scent
>"You... you smell good. Like, really, really good"
>You feel her crotch growing damper as she licks from your neck to your lips and finally plunges her tongue into your mouth, completely dominating your tongue with hers
>She pulls away and a long strand of spit forms between you two
>Her crotch is absolutely soaking
>Without any fanfare she cuts her own spats and your pants, letting your length free
>She just grins at you then drops down taking you in fully
>To your surprise she doesn't move, her grip weakens and her hair is down letting it cover her face
>You ask her if she's alright
>She looks back up with with a pained expression, almost like she's trying to fight off the pleasure
>"S-shaddup, its-its my first t-time, idiot"
>She tries to move but almost immediately you feel her tighten around your length then fall onto your chest limp
>What the fuck was that?
>You didn't go for nightly runs to just get raped by some premature Hellhound
>You thought there was be a lot more creampies and her whispering into your ears to "Let go~" and calling you a "Good boy~" while you came inside her, not this
>You push her off you and think about taking matters into your own hands, but she's sleeping soundly now
>You take a deep breath and pick up the Hellhound to take her home while you got a serious case of blue balls

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 21:36:13 2019 No.20778698 Know what every monster girl's favorite food is? Oyakodon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 21:39:39 2019 No.20778716 >>20778698 Based.

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 22:05:25 2019 No.20778809

>>20778618
Cute and sexy, however, one criticism: Wouldn't it always be a mg's "first time" since sex means marriage? Or something like that, I assume it's that way since divorce/breaking up, having intercourse with people before marriage, and cheating are non-existant in MGE

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 22:09:48 2019 No.20778827 >>20778809 uncommon but sometimes they don't feel a match and let the man go.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 22:19:00 2019 No.20778855 >>20778809 MGs will "catch and release" if they don't think that a man is a good match for them. They have many good incentives to keep a man they've captured, but they're not going to push it if they can tell it won't work out.

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 22:20:48 2019 No.20778856

>>20778618
Good except that I'd wager the fact that every monster gives "superhuman" levels of pleasure that even in a situation like that a man having his first time with a monster would probably orgasm pretty much upon insertion or after that first tightening. So he'd get one shot off at least.

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 22:22:25 2019 No.20778861

>>20778809
>>20778856
Yeah I guess I should've added the
>First time? Isn't it practically always a monster girls first time?
>Doesn't that mean were married?
after she said it's her first time
But that's why Anon doesn't leave her there and takes her home I mostly just wanted to explore the idea of the tough monster girls known for raping guys ends up being the submissive ones who cums first

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 22:24:03 2019 No.20778865

>>20778809
In addition to what others have said, it depends partly on the monster's race as well. Mantises for instance are pretty much certain to always marry their first man, since it is he who unlocks their emotions to love to begin with. Baphomets are the other extreme and are noted to often release men after they rape them, only accepting very powerful men as marriage partners (or men who continue to persevere in seeking their affection by challenging them again and again).

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 22:28:39 2019 No.20778884 >>20778698 Tsurara and Ice Queen oyakodon

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 22:38:52 2019 No.20778911 >>20778436 I have heard it said that Injuns used to mix cocoa in their tobacco.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 22:41:32 2019 No.20778917 >>20778911 Yeah and redskins are fucking retarded, so what?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 22:44:55 2019 No.20778929 File: 153 KB, 1000x1052, 1400052615196.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20778917 Stop being racist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 22:46:59 2019 No.20778936 >>20778929 You can't make me, not even monster girls!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 22:48:46 2019 No.20778939 Dick the daughteru anon! It's the only way to truly make sure she gets an acceptable mate!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 22:49:31 2019 No.20778942 >>20778939 Nah

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 22:50:58 2019 No.20778947 >>20778917 They are indeed a very terrible team.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 22:51:52 2019 No.20778949 >>20778947 Not as bad as LA right now though holy fucking shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 22:58:43 2019 No.20778971 >>20778929 she is smiling yet rattling, thus sending mixed signals

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 22:59:11 2019 No.20778974 >>20778929 i wanna live in a bigass tipi with an mg

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 22:59:58 2019 No.20778981 >>20778971 Sends-Mixed-Messages was aptly named.

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:03:35 2019 No.20778988

What does Kitsune fluff smell like? The soap she washes with, but anything else? Is there a best-smelling Mofu?

I love tails so much I fantasize about my wife wrapping one around each of my limbs and three around my midsection when it’s cold outside, holding me close to her and warming me with her love.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:05:24 2019 No.20778994 >>20778988 Is a Wendigo cloak mofu? They probably smell like fresh pine and dense, winter forest

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:07:53 2019 No.20779000 File: 475 KB, 585x923, 1548167111614.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20778988 Smells like heaven on earth!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:08:07 2019 No.20779001 File: 172 KB, 669x422, stinky.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20778988 >best-smelling Mofu this one has been confirmed odorless, sadly

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:09:27 2019 No.20779004

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that some snuggle scouts can advance to a greater realm of service.
The training will be intense and they'll need to build up a bunch of muscle but, in the end, they can graduate to the Cuddle Corps

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:17:58 2019 No.20779043 File: 116 KB, 730x1024, 1545894776691.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20779000 really don't even care if it does smell bad want to sniff the senko

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:18:07 2019 No.20779044 Has anyone ever made a list of the different flavours of mamano breast milk?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:23:18 2019 No.20779069 >>20779044 I think that's a bit more fun when left up to the individual and/or imagination.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:26:21 2019 No.20779086 >>20779044 i drank breast milk on a dare and it killed any chance of developing a fetish for it

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:26:23 2019 No.20779087 >>20779000 I want it to smell so good that my dick starts pumping out cum and doesn’t stop until I’m totally dry.

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:27:50 2019 No.20779093

>>20779044
i can make one right off the spot. here i go:
-jub jub milk (sweet, berry-like flavor)
-holstaur milk (just tastes like any other good milk)
-satyr milk (tastes a tad bit sour but goat milk is goat milk)
-centaur milk (tastes a bit salty)
-orc milk (tastes like liquid fat)
-nekomata milk (tastes sorta bitter)
-lilem milk (tastes like hot cocoa)
-myconid milk (tastes like what the quality of cuteness is converted into a flavor squeezed out of a mushroom loli's titties from being hugged a lot)

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:29:27 2019 No.20779104 >>20779093 What does baphomet milk taste like? or any other loli's milk taste like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:30:04 2019 No.20779108 >>20779093 What about love nectar?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:30:56 2019 No.20779111 >>20779086 is it terrible?

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:32:16 2019 No.20779122

>>20778929
>Farm boy in New Mexico
>Just enjoying your day by shooting your .22 at empty water bottles and the occasional cactus
>After finally running out of ammo and shit to shoot you head home
>Just as past by a small bush you hear the all too familiar sound of a rattlesnake
>Stand still and look around trying to spot it
>You can't see anything but you can hear the rattling, and it's getting louder
>Then you hear it right by your ear
>You instinctively dive swat at the noise but it hits a very large snake tail
>It wraps around your arm and your body
>When the fuck did rattlesnakes get this big?
>Then you finally notice it, a woman just by the egde of your vision
>This isn't just a rattlesnake, it's a Lamia rattlesnake
>She wraps around you fully, takes your gun from your hand and walks, er slithers, right in front of you
>"You dare defile these sacred lands? My ancestors bled for these lands and sacrificed so much for them, I'll be damned if I-"
>You manage to wiggle out far enough till my mouth is free
>You then explain to her that your house is less than half a mile that-a-way and your family owns at least 10 acres of the surrounding land so what the fuck does she mean?
>"Well, my ancestors used to own these lands-"
>Who were your ancestors anyways? Which tribe even called this desert shit-hole home?
>"Uh... Iroquois?" The "native" Lamia then loosens her tail's hold on me
>Weren't they on the East coast? T
>"Well, you still have to pay reparations, like, treating me to dinner"
>The Lamia then tightens her grip back up
>With that she follows your directions to your home
>Luckily mom and dad aren't home so you hand her a box of poptarts, cookies and cream flavor and a cup of milk
>She takes her first bite and her eyes light up like fireworks "My parents never let me have these!"
>As you plan to run to your room and lock the door the rattlesnake Lamia follows you up the stairs and into your room
>"You have a TV in your room too?"
>She wraps around you again and lays on your bed, with you as her stuffed animal
>She switches the channel to cartoons and watches them while getting crumbs all over herself, your bed and you
>When she finally finishes the poptarts, eating the whole box and passes out hugging you
>Then you hear the garage open and someone opening the door and coming upstairs
>Your mom barges into your room "Hey, honey, I just wanted to ask what you wanted for-"
>Her eyes go wide "I'll just leave you two alone..."
>Fucking wannabe native monsters

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:33:27 2019 No.20779127 >>20779104 baphomet milk taste like the chocolate milk you get during lunch at an elementary school. baphomet really loves chocolate milk so you don't mind packing her some more chocolate milk in her lunch bag that would be much appreciated, onii-chan

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:34:44 2019 No.20779138 >>20779127 t. Anon's baphomet waifu

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:35:54 2019 No.20779148
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Cute monster facts!

Many snakes, but particularly rattlesnakes, enter a state of dormancy during cold months called 'brumation'. This is similar to hibernation except they remain awake and still move to drink water, but otherwise greatly reduce their food intake, entering a sort of efficiency mode.

During brumation, rattlesnakes will gather in safe places and burrows in large groups, sometimes of up to 1,000 snakes. They have also been known to share their safe burrows with other reptiles, such as turtles, or even some small mammals for their warmth.

Bonus: Some venomous snakes, such as the Indian hooded cobra, have been used as narcotics. The venom glands of baby snakes are undeveloped enough that their normally lethal venom instead has a much milder toxin, which can cause sedation and feelings of euphoria when bitten.

>on a hike through a canyon, on a nice, cool day during the rainy season
>you hear something, so quiet you're not sure you really heard it
>you stop and wait, listening carefully
>"...hey..."
>you look around for a bit, going deeper into the canyon until you start to hear very faint hissing
>"hey...anon."
>look around a large boulder and see a natural cave, with a very low, quiet hissing drifting out
>your eyes adjust to the dark, and you see a scrawny lamia, around high school age, her yellow eyes shimmering dimly
>she's got dark circles under her eyes, and looks very waifish and skinny, but still smiles and sleepily beckons you to come closer
>"C'mere. It's real cozy in here anon. Come lay with me a while." she says, slowly swinging her hips
>you hear a yawn, and another voice drifts out of the cave
>"Huh? Whatcha doin' aneki?" asks a little lamia as she slithers up next to the larger one, rubbing her eyes
>"Shush. I'm trying to get us a warmblood." she hisses, still more than loud enough for you to hear
>"Oh. Ya wan' me ta bite 'em?" the little one looks at you with big, yellow eyes and flicks her tongue
>"Shush! Go back to the pile!"
>"Aw. Okaaay."
>another voice comes out, this one sounding a little...off
>"Hey girls, what's all the, uh, like, hubbub?"
>a rabbit girl with a little lamia on each shoulder woozily stumbles over, leaning on the first lamia for support
>"Oh, hey. A boy. Like, come on in boy."
>"You girls are gonna blow it! I almost had him!" she hisses as you slowly start to back away
>a dry twig snaps under your foot, and the air goes dead silent
>then, the real hissing starts
>hundreds of them
>the first sleepy lamia glances back at the mass of big yellow eyes now fixed on the entrance to the cave, then shrugs
>"Oh well. Guess I gotta share this one."
>"WAAARM." moans the mass of brumating lamias, stirring more and more as more of them see you
>lamias start slithering out of holes and cracks throughout the canyons
>they're slow, but there are just too many
>you don't even make it ten feet from the cave before you're covered in a pile of sleepy, cuddly snakes

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:36:01 2019 No.20779150

>>20779108
love nectar is a monster girl's slang term for vaginal discharge fluids and is no way associated with any form of lactation whatsoever. if you're curious what honey bee milk taste like, they taste like honey and milk together because that's what makes their titters, sweet sacks of yummy goodness

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:37:03 2019 No.20779157 >>20779122 >Founding of American except instead of shiny beads the Europeans traded land for their shiny "beads"

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:37:31 2019 No.20779160 >>20779104 You can buy goat milk.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:38:25 2019 No.20779162 >>20777675 I hate you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:38:44 2019 No.20779165 >>20779148 Will they at least let me make some calls so people don't freak out?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:40:45 2019 No.20779176 >>20779148 Wait how does that one lamina know my name

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:41:06 2019 No.20779178 >>20779160 But baphomets aren't fully goats! It's not the same!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:41:09 2019 No.20779179 >>20779148 >pulled into the sleepy lamia pit The cuddliest of good bad ends

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:41:40 2019 No.20779181 >>20779157 Do you mean anal beads or is that a euphemism for penis?

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:41:42 2019 No.20779182

>>20779148
>Some venomous snakes, such as the Indian hooded cobra, have been used as narcotics. The venom glands of baby snakes are undeveloped enough that their normally lethal venom instead has a much milder toxin, which can cause sedation and feelings of euphoria when bitten.

Source on this? A commonly repeated factoid about hatchling venomous snakes is that their venom is just as potent as that of the adults, there is just less of it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:42:15 2019 No.20779183 File: 325 KB, 874x701, 1549159568972.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20779148 >ThisIsWhereTheFunBegins.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:42:57 2019 No.20779185 >>20779181 Cum, retard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:43:09 2019 No.20779187 >>20779182 Katshu, M. Z. U. H.; Dubey, I.; Khess, C. R. J.; Sarkhel, S. (2011). "Snake Bite as a Novel Form of Substance Abuse: Personality Profiles and Cultural Perspectives"

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:47:18 2019 No.20779197 I'mma marry a Bapho!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:47:44 2019 No.20779200 >>20779183 Why is Echidna-san blushing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:48:16 2019 No.20779202 >>20779165 Sounds like you're gonna be assumed dead until spring, buddy. Oh well, more time for snek.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:50:10 2019 No.20779207 >>20779202 Well they'll probably be really happy since I'm a human furnace apparently. I just hope I don't end up starving to death.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:50:10 2019 No.20779208 >>20779200 She just found out she's 800th in line to cuddle and have a speed date with anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:51:04 2019 No.20779210 >>20779197 I want to marry bapho-sama!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:51:06 2019 No.20779211 File: 41 KB, 358x400, 1538892638181.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20779197 Muukyu

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:51:40 2019 No.20779215 >>20779208 Wow she looks really happy. But why are there so many girls looking to cuddle Anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:52:41 2019 No.20779218 >>20779211 I want to pat her on the head and say she needs to go back to bed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:52:51 2019 No.20779219 >>20779211 I want to squish her pawpads.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:53:49 2019 No.20779222 >>20779219 >>20779218 Please don't bully Runya Runya

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:54:19 2019 No.20779225 >>20779211 I will marry her!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:54:59 2019 No.20779228 >>20779222 She better start runya'n back to bed! its late!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:55:09 2019 No.20779229 >>20779219 I want to cum on her paw pads!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:55:14 2019 No.20779230 >>20779211 >>20779222 I want to rub her cute ears!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:55:40 2019 No.20779231 >>20779222 But I'm not bullying her. I'm looking out for her health by telling her she can't stay up so late!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:57:17 2019 No.20779234 >>20779148 Why haven’t you fucked off yet? This shit is tiresome.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:58:24 2019 No.20779237 >>20779234 Eat shit retard, it's better than what you probably do most of the time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:58:28 2019 No.20779239 >>20779234 The hell? These are fine. Fuck off retard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:58:56 2019 No.20779241 >>20779150 I know. I was asking what their love nectar tastes like.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 23:59:47 2019 No.20779243 >>20779234 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:00:28 2019 No.20779247 >>20779230 >>20779231 She's not a kid!! Stop bullying her!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:00:32 2019 No.20779248 >>20779239 He's probably a spammer trying to chase people out and pass off his faggotry to someone else.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:00:32 2019 No.20779249 >>20779148 I know this is supposed to be snek, but it suddenly reminded me of that campy 'Night of the Lepus' movie.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:01:34 2019 No.20779254 >>20779148 That doesn’t sound like a very nice way to meet your wife(s)

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:02:55 2019 No.20779260 >>20779254 Don't be a baby, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:03:12 2019 No.20779262 >>20779248 I will never understand why good content like monster facts are discriminated against by idiots, but actually disgusting fetishes like brap and skunks aren't universally hated.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:05:11 2019 No.20779264 >>20779262 Shitposters, most likely from /monster/ or using a discord. Not the first time those fucking faggots have done shit like this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:06:13 2019 No.20779268 >>20779262 >but actually disgusting fetishes like brap and skunks aren't universally hated. What the fuck? Who the hell here would defend that trash?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:06:43 2019 No.20779272 >>20779262 Not you again. Back to where you’re from.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:07:52 2019 No.20779277 File: 64 KB, 559x794, Filia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do futakuchi-onna count as monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:08:20 2019 No.20779280 >>20779264 It makes me sad that they do that. >>20779268 Scroll up, basically there's a skunkfag in /mggg/ on /vg/ who samefags (or group effort, who knows) skunk fag shit, it's disgusting, and I hate it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:09:01 2019 No.20779283 while puppies are the poster child of the beast sabbath, what other beastman cuties would you marry?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:09:05 2019 No.20779284 >>20779277 >worst skullgirls character >fat faggotry >>>/trash/ >>>/v/

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:10:07 2019 No.20779286 >>20779280 >skunk fag shit wew

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:10:29 2019 No.20779289 >>20779283 >Puppies Are you sure you don't mean goats/baphomets anon?

Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:11:27 2019 No.20779293
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>>20779187
>Substance Abuse
Imagine Anon getting being bitten so many times by the neighbor's Apophis daughter that he becomes addicted
>Young Anon plays with Apophis neighbor
>Play always gets rough and she starts to wrap him up
>Anon of course always fights back and always breaks free from her grasp since he's older than her
>This time he won't
>Young Apophis has a plan, she saw mommy bite daddy when they were wrestling and daddy got all weak and let mommy wrap him up fully
>She first has to distract Anon
>Asks Anon if he wants to play hide and seek
>He of course says yes and she runs off to hide
>Right under the bridge is the best place has a nice dark alcove she can hide in
>Anon goes around the playground looking for the little Apophis till he finally checks under the bridge
>She jumps out wrapping up Anon's legs and sinking her fangs into his neck
>Anon goes limp just like daddy, but she starts tasting pennies and stops
>She wraps up Anon fully and gloats over beating Anon
>Little Apophis gets bored of gloating and lets Anon go, but he won't move
>Starts to panic and shaking Anon "Anon? Anon!? Please, please don't be dead, we were just playing, please please please"
>Little Apophis slithers as fast as possible to go get her mom and shows her Anon
>Mommy Apophis explains that she shouldn't bite Anon like that, mommy Apophis then takes Anon home
>The next day little Apophis apologizes to Anon, and thankfully he isn't mad
>But he said if it would be okay if she could bite if again, since it felt really good
>Little Apophis explains that her mom said not too
>Anon says he wont play with her then
>She doesn't want to lose Anon, but her mother... she wont find out
>They go under the alcove again she she bites Anon
>This goes from being a monthly thing, to a weekly thing and finally to a daily thing
>Anon has to get his Apophis venom or he starts getting restless and even sometimes gets the shakes
>Luckily his Apophis childhood friend always gives him his fix, they've even started doing it in Anon's room since it's so much more private

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:11:48 2019 No.20779294 >>20779234 You're an idiot

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:13:16 2019 No.20779297 >>20779293 That's not how Apophis venom works retard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:13:48 2019 No.20779299 >>20779289 The beast sabbath anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:13:50 2019 No.20779300 >>20779283 Beast boost bunyip or wendigo is up my alley.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:14:30 2019 No.20779303 >>20779289 personally i don't consider the sabbath heads the face, which seeing that in words may seem ridiculous but i'mma stand by it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:17:19 2019 No.20779316 Where the fuck are my time stop spells KC. Let me molest big strong monster girls only to get tracked down and raped because of my hubris by cumming on them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:17:37 2019 No.20779317 >>20779293 Fuck off retard

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:18:23 2019 No.20779318 File: 477 KB, 1200x1753, 024_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20779293 this gay earth needs more venom art >>20779297 >>20779317 opinion noted and discarded https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6uEMOeDZsA

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:19:23 2019 No.20779321 >>20779318 But it's literally not how the venom works. You're trying to involve something that doesn't fit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:20:30 2019 No.20779328 >>20779316 Why not just do that to an oni passed out drunk? You're probably gonna tell me oni don't get that drunk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:20:47 2019 No.20779329 >>20779297 >>20779317 Are you having a bad day?

Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:22:14 2019 No.20779334
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would you visit a festival at the city next to the beach that's dedicated to fingering mermaids and mersharks and other merfish species? would you donate your hand virginity to a lonely horny shark? you know, in honor of giving pleasure to aquatic girls with no legs

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:22:50 2019 No.20779337 >>20779328 Because thats just a trap. Once you stick your dick in is when the trap succeeded.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:22:53 2019 No.20779338 >>20779297 >>20779321 i think you missed the chain he was working with on young snake venom being weak and causing euphoria

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:23:31 2019 No.20779341 >>20779328 Because I want to do both.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:24:32 2019 No.20779344 File: 1.71 MB, 2610x2180, Mershark4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20779334 >Just donating my hand I'd donate my whole body to a lonely mershark and marry her

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:24:34 2019 No.20779345 >>20779338 Yeah but that's still not gonna turn you into an addict unless you're a tard that decides to give an MGE girl the ability to turn you into a tweaker for some gay fucking reason.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:24:47 2019 No.20779347 >>20779334 This seems suspicious, those girls have perfectly functional hands themselves...

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:25:35 2019 No.20779350 >>20779334 Aquatic girls can give themselves legs if they want to though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:25:53 2019 No.20779352 >>20779334 Nope

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:26:45 2019 No.20779353 >>20779334 The fingering festival is really the marriage festival,but calling it that would be to obvious i guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:26:54 2019 No.20779354 >>20779318 What a shit fetish

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:27:00 2019 No.20779355 >>20779337 >>20779341 Rather than a spell that stops time, would you settle for one that freezes a monster (or anyone) in place, optionally with them being aware of everything going on around them?

Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:27:46 2019 No.20779357

>>20779334
>win an all expenses paid "swim with the sharks!" scuba diving trip
>expect to see a bunch of sharks on a shallow sea floor, or maybe even get put into one of those safety cages and see a great white up close
>it's actually just a pool with a buch of horny christmas cake mersharks crowding around you wanting affection
>plus a poor sea bishop wearing a fake dorsal fin

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:27:57 2019 No.20779359 >>20779355 I mean sure, that's fine as well. But time stop is cool...

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:27:58 2019 No.20779360 >>20779347 Hands are very nice for sharks. Being a naturally curious creature that can only investigate things things with their pointy teeth led to many misunderstandings over the years.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:30:00 2019 No.20779367 >>20779359 Fuck off or learn to stop typing like a fag already.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:31:02 2019 No.20779373 >>20779357 What kind of underhanded Tanuki thought this idea up?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:31:15 2019 No.20779374 >>20779367 Anon..................

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:32:31 2019 No.20779378 File: 280 KB, 750x1049, 1403393618772.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >not wanting to suck on a girl's stinger and get a mouth full of venom

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:32:33 2019 No.20779379 >>20779359 You think it's cool now, but it won't be so cool when your silver haired kiki pulls out her pocket watch, stops time and muda muda muda's your dick before restarting time. You'll be needing a new pair of pants after you wake up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:33:21 2019 No.20779383 >>20779367 Is someone still having a bad day?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:34:33 2019 No.20779392 >>20779357 I hope I get swept away by the milfy whaleshark girl lazily swimming around.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:35:06 2019 No.20779394 >>20779379 Anon I'm very sure that Kiki would be working with two vampire lolis, not me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:35:49 2019 No.20779397 >>20779334 i want a mershark to swim up expecting a little play but i push her on her back so she goes catatonic and then lay on her tummy as she floats and i let us drift away

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:36:25 2019 No.20779402 >>20779373 >all expenses paid A kind and philanthropic soul, as long as you ignore all the money the mersharks paid her to be there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:37:41 2019 No.20779410 >>20779355 i'd freeze a familiar and fill her with toys

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:41:37 2019 No.20779426 >>20779410 Are familiars made for sexual bullying? Because that's certainly what I'd do to one. She'll say she hates it, but deep down eagerly awaits it.

Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:42:51 2019 No.20779431
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>>20779378
Too direct to control dosage. Scorpy MD recommends pills or pre-portioned liquid doses for most effective administering of venom or aphrodisiac toxins. Slow-releasing venom patches will be commencing public testing pending primary health and safety review and approval. Ask about your eligibility to join the first wave of testers and you could be compensated.

Speak your doctor or pharmacist about finding a drug plan that works for you. Take only as instructed and seek immediate medical attention if effects persist beyond four hours.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:45:09 2019 No.20779441 >>20779431 >accidentally misread as "spank your doctor"

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:47:28 2019 No.20779449 >>20779441 I wouldn't mind giving Grelia-chan a nice thorough spanking to help her with stress relief.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:47:34 2019 No.20779451 >>20779441 Basically the same thing

Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:49:59 2019 No.20779464

>>20779441
It's the only solution for a monster doctor who dresses up in a cosplay nurse uniform despite actually being a doctor and won't stop making innuendoes about treating aches and pains. Just because she takes all her other patients seriously doesn't mean she can be so casual with you!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:51:35 2019 No.20779473 >>20779449 >"I don't see how this helps relieve stress." >"I didn't say stop."

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:53:01 2019 No.20779480 >>20779464 Ah, but by allowing you to spank her she is effectively treating you without the use of invasive drugs or surgery. Don't you feel better? What a brilliant doctor!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:54:28 2019 No.20779484 File: 535 KB, 782x923, ed060af2e6599f86cf135faa4a3f9990.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20779431 >>20779464 time for venomous girls studying recreational pharmacology >>20779449 for pawpad massaging only

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:56:27 2019 No.20779491 >>20779480 I see! Monsters truly are at the bleeding edge of medical technology.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:56:33 2019 No.20779492 I love my waifu, and your waifu loves you, anon. Remember that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 00:58:35 2019 No.20779502 >>20779484 >implying you wouldn't want to firmly grip the base of Grelia's tail, holding it out of the way as you repeatedly slap her soft little tushy until it's all red and shiny and and she's all blissed out in the face

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 01:03:58 2019 No.20779520 >>20779502 Quiet, you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 01:05:42 2019 No.20779529 >>20779502 Spanking is for Momonika only! But Shiro or Kuro might be willing to discipline a misbehaving Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 01:06:30 2019 No.20779532 >>20779426 Familiars are for wearing pants that are too large for one person so you stuff her in there and use her as a cock sock

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 01:09:34 2019 No.20779548 >>20779492 I also love my waifu

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 01:12:16 2019 No.20779558 >>20779492 We’ll see about that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 01:14:26 2019 No.20779566 File: 352 KB, 600x806, 11A2F248-203C-4D66-A2B8-2F4421A62E7D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20779558 Are you trying to say he doesn’t love his waifu?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 01:20:02 2019 No.20779588 >>20779566 Or I don’t love mine. It could be either one. Who knows?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 01:37:22 2019 No.20779666 Would any of you pay money to have cardboard cutouts of Griella or any other Medical Sabbath girl that goes: "MEEEM!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 01:43:23 2019 No.20779693 >>20779666 Why would I?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 01:44:42 2019 No.20779699 >>20779666 BEGONE SATAN!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 01:47:32 2019 No.20779711 >>20779666 Get thee behind me, Satan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 01:51:32 2019 No.20779728 >>20779529 Testing the limits of how you can irritate shirokuto is important research.

Anonymous Wed Feb 6 01:58:57 2019 No.20779761
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A boy and his Leanan Sidhe, making a self-published, experimental comic book, year after year, regardless of how weirded out the general population is by their uncompromising artistic vision!
Top that. What could be more romantic?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 02:01:07 2019 No.20779767 File: 1.43 MB, 1458x1699, 1549436467507.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20779211 I want to steal her Bapho head / neck ornaments to give to a better girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 02:04:06 2019 No.20779786 >>20779761 Fucking my daughteru in the ass for the first time ever and watching her face light up with joy and pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 02:07:40 2019 No.20779799 >>20779761 Gaining the approval of your mother-in-law when she sees you with her daughter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 02:23:12 2019 No.20779855 File: 332 KB, 1280x1716, 15.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20779761 doing it in a girl's butt for the first time but her dad doesn't know about it

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 02:26:14 2019 No.20779859 >>20779786 >>20779855 Natural enemies!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 02:29:20 2019 No.20779867 >>20779761 >leanan sidhe assistant sitting on top of author's head, proudly looking at their shared work >not sure if anyone out there is going to like it or care, but they poured their heart and soul into it anyway Pretty cute

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 02:33:12 2019 No.20779879 File: 390 KB, 800x600, 0bd948c2b48a85d8d19e605b3c71a079.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20779761 >self-published, experimental comic book "hey, look what we made!" >it's a gay furry anal vore doujin starring donutsteel characters

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 02:33:39 2019 No.20779880 >>20779867 >You know, the printer really hates it when you do all that cross-hatching... >IT'S IMPORTANT >Don't you think the panel layouts being a 40-page labyrinth running over two issues is a bit obtuse for the average reader? >IT'S IMPORTANT

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 02:34:41 2019 No.20779883 >>20779879 I was thinking more like Cerebus or Love & Rockets.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 02:35:16 2019 No.20779884 >>20779879 How brave to put out such a niche product on the casual market. I can hear the tanukis screaming at their financial recklessness.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 02:35:54 2019 No.20779888 >>20779879 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 02:39:49 2019 No.20779903 >>20779880 They probably argue a lot, but only because they're both so passionate about the project. And the post-submission makeup tea break is probably really sweet. Arguing with the tanuki suits is probably way less fun though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 02:43:33 2019 No.20779907 File: 703 KB, 1200x848, 1394057498301.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20779903 That's the best part of being self published, they don't have no editors! Just good old fashioned mail order!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 02:46:16 2019 No.20779914 File: 140 KB, 860x1191, De_ (685).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >is your waifu capable of or try to disguise herself as human?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 02:47:32 2019 No.20779920 >>20779914 I think her standard form is her "human" form. She can turn into a big-ass dragon though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 03:08:47 2019 No.20779981 File: 650 KB, 724x1000, 1470642919694.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20779761 Well let's get started!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 03:53:08 2019 No.20780065 File: 75 KB, 477x553, 1547485214177.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love these threads when it's nice and comfy, I love you guys!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 04:03:33 2019 No.20780085 File: 240 KB, 640x860, 1475678753041.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20780065 But what about x? Doesn't x just suck though?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 04:05:42 2019 No.20780091 Reminder. if you want the big girls you have to go big! no one wants a gay who whishes for everything but doesnt work for it!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 04:07:11 2019 No.20780093 >>20780085 I vehemently hate skunkfags and brapfags, but for some reason they get real upset when I complain about their faggotry. Everyone else is great though!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 04:10:01 2019 No.20780098 >>20780065 Smol Fox anime when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 04:12:01 2019 No.20780103 >>20780098 "Spring 2019". We just need to brave the cold for a little while longer anon! I'm assuming you're talking about senko-san

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 04:14:21 2019 No.20780108 File: 1.94 MB, 400x309, 1399848100547.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20780098 >>20780103 soon senkosan.com/ get hyped

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 04:17:13 2019 No.20780116 File: 32 KB, 289x328, DyNdbGfU0AUywlP.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20780108 >>20780098 I really hope the art and animation for the anime is good. I think the manga's art is super cute

Anonymous Wed Feb 6 04:20:03 2019 No.20780122

>>20780108
Google tried to translate the synopsis on the page.

Father and son, Mr. Senchu (800 years old, a young woman) who pushed into the company company Nakano who work back and forth between his home and black company every day.
She wears Nakano of exhaustion, Eating, laundry, special service (?) Full of "freight" It will moisten.
Suddenly starting, Jointly living with Mr. Senghu and Nakano.
I want to deliver to everyone who is tired of modern society, Helping spoiled comedy!

Production
Mr. Sencho's Production Committee of Careful Fox

"sencho and care of young fox" The latest 3 volumes are on sale now!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 04:22:48 2019 No.20780135 File: 541 KB, 600x786, d4a0388af91126da050bf8b2dcf009ef.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20780122 >Full of "freight" It will moisten senko confirmed for damp fox

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 04:24:48 2019 No.20780142 File: 32 KB, 336x376, Senko question mark.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20780122 That sure is one fucked up translation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 04:28:05 2019 No.20780157 >>20780135 >"freight" >you will never run a train on Mr.Senchu until it moistens

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 04:37:33 2019 No.20780187 File: 314 KB, 600x883, 1420423920999.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20780157 are there physical stats for senko? she looks to be 'carry around and fuck her against things' size

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 04:43:24 2019 No.20780200 >>20780187 She princess carried Nanako (Guy senko lives with) back to their apartment, other than that, I'm not sure. She is supposed to be divine/related to gods, so there's that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 04:44:32 2019 No.20780203 >>20780187 Compact fox is not for lewd, she is for fluffing and healing purposes only.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 04:46:10 2019 No.20780208 >>20780116 I love everything about this image.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 04:48:56 2019 No.20780215 >>20780203 >small foxes >ever not for lewd

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 04:58:26 2019 No.20780235 Senko is a dumb fox

Anonymous Wed Feb 6 05:28:19 2019 No.20780316
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Remind me again why all of you degenerates consider the conclusion of rape moth hentai to be a good ending?

Why are you all saying the guy who has been raped again and again by that moth and now incest raped by the moth daughter should be happy and thankful?

He clearly hates the moth and the moth daughter for tormenting him like that for good knows how long.

It's just plain wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 05:31:28 2019 No.20780324 >>20780316 Give it a rest fuck face.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 06:08:18 2019 No.20780445 Which bapho has the best mouth?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 06:18:02 2019 No.20780477 File: 1.29 MB, 2064x2976, nvCMmio.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20780445

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 06:20:54 2019 No.20780492 >>20780477 >>>/trash/

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 06:23:34 2019 No.20780506 >>20780477 What makes Ropu's mouth the best?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 06:36:51 2019 No.20780533 >>20780477 those hats are cute

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 06:44:50 2019 No.20780559 >>20780316 >He doesn't know. Ha.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 06:54:20 2019 No.20780598 >Evil monster girl reforms out of a desire to live a quiet life with you >You keep needing to gently remind her that enslaving the local populace isn't what normal people do

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 07:03:16 2019 No.20780651 >>20780598 That's why you gotta come to a compromise with her. One or two slaves at most, just enough to do the chores and pay tribute so that you and your waifu can enjoy each other more without the worry of any work to pay the bills.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 07:03:38 2019 No.20780653 >>20780598 She's trying dammit!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 07:13:08 2019 No.20780700 File: 187 KB, 1113x1187, 54975384-1A9A-4519-BC58-75A0B61C88E2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20780651 I want to purchase a pack of mouse slaves and turn them into maids!

Anonymous Wed Feb 6 07:14:29 2019 No.20780708

>>20780598
>Wake up with a collar around your neck one morning
>Ask wife what the hell is going on while she's making breakfast
>"I've come to the realization that you're the only slave I need."
>Ask her to remove it
>"I'll think about it. That is, unless you want to change my mind.
>She turns back to cooking, you realize that her lower half aside from her apron is completely nude
>She leans over, slightly spreading her legs and giving her ass a little wiggle, giggling in a deep, menacing voice
>Tfw she's still as good at setting traps as she was when you first met her

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 07:38:19 2019 No.20780769 >>20780477 I never noticed before but the cu-sith in that image has a really nice colour scheme going on, shame she's a furry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 07:48:34 2019 No.20780802 >>20780506 Enthusiastic deep throat with an intense desire to receive her “treat.” Also she’s got one hell of a tongue.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 07:52:45 2019 No.20780822 >>20780802 I bet it's a hot, slimy, sticky tongue too. Perfect for working onii-chan's bone and sweet, sweet kisses and licks!

Anonymous Wed Feb 6 08:00:58 2019 No.20780861
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>>20780700
Same. But swap those regular mice with dormice, and instead of turning them maids, I'll turn them into body pillows to cuddle up with. 3 or 4 should do the trick just fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 08:01:39 2019 No.20780866 >>20780822 Exactly. The only other Baphomet that comes close is Kuroferuru.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 08:03:27 2019 No.20780879 >>20780700 Cute slaves make cuter maids

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 08:23:46 2019 No.20780968 I wanna draw something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 08:26:10 2019 No.20780973 >>20780968 Draw a cute undead of some sort. Or if you're feeling lewd a threesome between an anon, baphomet and adult baphomet

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 08:30:13 2019 No.20780989 >>20780973 Undead it is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 08:31:54 2019 No.20780998 File: 635 KB, 1329x1264, Wisp Banshee swimsuit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20780968 >>20780973 >cute undead. Yes. Draw a Banshee and a Wisp sharing a dick. Like the Wisp "assisting" the Banshee in giving a blowjob.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 08:32:39 2019 No.20781000 File: 384 KB, 940x1032, 146905030493.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20780968 Do it then there's no other way to get better than by practicing it

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 08:35:27 2019 No.20781010 >>20779293 I want to be addicted to my wife 2bh

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 08:35:36 2019 No.20781011 >>20780989 Based, thanks for taking the suggestion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 08:46:41 2019 No.20781069 Armored core style quad leg automaton when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 08:48:00 2019 No.20781071 File: 52 KB, 1261x797, 1549460880294.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20780998 I kept the theme of drinking but that's just way too much effort. >>20781011 >>20781000 No amount of practice will fix this but at least I tried.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 08:49:11 2019 No.20781073 >>20781071 Oh silly alp.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 08:49:50 2019 No.20781075 >>20781073 It cannot be helped.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 08:49:55 2019 No.20781076 >>20781069 Reverse-jointed harpy automatons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 08:54:17 2019 No.20781093 >>20781076 Could be cute. THICK heavies are nice as well

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 08:54:50 2019 No.20781098 >>20781076 I do like the idea of winged Automatons with thick thighs and large talons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 08:55:24 2019 No.20781102 >still no dark elf businesswoman wife

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 08:57:00 2019 No.20781110 >Fuck your waifu's tongue in the pussy doggystyle

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 08:59:04 2019 No.20781117 File: 971 KB, 2390x4250, ApophisPharoah.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20781110 So wait, my two wives 69 while I fuck the one on top doggystyle?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 09:03:40 2019 No.20781132 >>20781117 No. I mean bending over your waifu's tongue, exposing her tongue's rear end, and plunging your cock into her tongue's pussy. Only one waifu. One colossal waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 09:22:16 2019 No.20781218 File: 59 KB, 656x1296, 1549462936820.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20781102 You can't tell she's a businesswoman but she's kind of like a dark elf.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 09:25:07 2019 No.20781233 >>20781218 Thank u

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 09:28:19 2019 No.20781244 File: 43 KB, 339x479, Satyros_Buzzed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20776091 >No doujin involving said shiki kitsune It hurts my dude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 09:38:30 2019 No.20781273 >Just saw a sprite animation of a slime stepping on a guy's dick It's a lot more imaginitive than you usually come across

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 09:43:29 2019 No.20781289 >>20781273 Slime STEPPING on a guy's dick?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 09:44:49 2019 No.20781296 >>20781289 Yeah. Of course, it involves the time old question of the unstoppable penis and the very penetrable slime

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 09:57:59 2019 No.20781376 Hognose Lamia when?

Anonymous Wed Feb 6 10:04:33 2019 No.20781417

>Daughters are finally reaching the age where they need to go to school
>You and your Kobold wife are sad to see them growing up, but know that they’ll have a good time
>Get them all ready with their backpacks and take a picture for the scrapbook
>Waifu is so proud of them, but so sad to see them go
>Try to explain they’ll be home in a few hours
>She simply starts crying and hugging you
>Seeing this, the kids get upset too
https://imgur.com/gallery/wYJkpnp

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>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 10:38:01 2019 No.20781671 File: 103 KB, 576x504, ApplicationFrameHost_2019-02-02_13-12-22.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 10:39:25 2019 No.20781680 >>20781615 >>20781650 >>20781671 Stop

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