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>> No.2075777

Aww. I want to get her drunk and take advantage of her.

>> No.2075780

>>2075777

>> No.2075799

Oh hi, Suika.
Did you find page 10?

>> No.2075793
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2075793

>>2075777

>> No.2075795

>>2075777
>>2075780
If you get drunk, she takes advantage of you.

>> No.2075798

>get her drunk

But she comes pre-drunk...

>> No.2075802

>>2075777

She can never get drunk, that's why she keeps on drinking.

Quite sad actually.

>> No.2075804

>>2075795
By that, you mean she challanges you to a match and then spirits you away.

>> No.2075806
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>>2075777
Spasms in her vaginal muscles would pulverize your cock.

>> No.2075805

>>2075795
Jumping into spikes, spikes jumping into you.

>> No.2075807
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>> No.2075817
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2075817

Wow, it would be awesome to drink the saki from her lap. Knowing jocks, I bet they already do stuff like this.

;_;

>> No.2075819

>>2075802
I also imagine that her density powers make it very hard for her to get drunk, because drinking makes her body become more dense as a defense reaction. I mean, she drinks pretty much constantly and yet her fighting abilities never suffer... I guess she just likes the taste of sake?

Also, sage for sexualizing awesome Suika.

>> No.2075827

>>2075802
She's always crunk, and just keeps on drinking so she doesn't get a hangover.

>> No.2075831

>>2075817
>saki

>> No.2075835
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2075835

You are a proud warrior in East Asia, serving a most charismatic and ambitious young warlord by the name of Temujin. In his glorious unification of his ancestral homeland, you serve him with the might and energy of a hundred men. After the most magnificent of battles, you see a strange distortion of space, where two oddly clothed women, one who somehow appears to have several large furry tails, are dragging exhausted sleeping soldiers. You, knowing no fear, charge towards the women full bore. However, you misjudge the distortion, falling through time and space.

When you finally gather your wits, you find yourself in a strange world, one you gather must be tales of the land far to the east beyond the sea. You find you have landed in a place called "Hakurei Shrine", and that the lady in charge is a miko by the name of Reimu. She's rather annoyed by your less than pleasant smell and tendency to devour a small feast at one sitting. Worse yet, you don't have any of this "money" stuff she keeps going on about. She mutters under her breath how you must be another "oni".

Upon those words, a young girl with horns sticking out of her head leaps at you and pins you to the ground. "Another oni!" she squeals with delight. The two of you certainly seem sure to get along well together.

As time passes, you enjoy the company of this young oni girl by the name of Suika. Even your remarkable strength is easily matched by this girl, and her tolerance for alcohol outdoes even your own. She loves competition, and you find yourself exhausted, bruised, with many hangovers, and with a very sore pelvis (Although you agree that both of you won that competition very much.), and you couldn't imagine a greater reward for a warrior who must have been slain in battle and granted the delights of the heavens.

>> No.2075836

No matter how she uses her power to grow, she'll always be flat chested.

Isn't it sad, Suika? ;_;

>> No.2075842
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2075842

(Fuck flood detection)
>>2075835
One hot summer's day, you mention to Suika that the sun is a terrible thing, far too hot and far too bright. She agrees, and insists you two get drunk in order to cool down. Her answer for everything, and not a bad one at that. After what seems to be endless amounts of this liquor she calls "sake", you get a brilliant idea. "I should punch the sun!" you exclaim. Suika agrees emphatically. However, you sadly remember that humans cannot fly, and you just can't quite reach the sun to punch it, even though you try for a full hour. Suika then has a brilliant idea of her own. She will use her awesome strength to throw you at the sun, so you can punch it.

You fly through the air so fast, you are shocked to find that up in the sky really high, everything is black with a bunch of tiny spots of light. There doesn't seem to be any air up here... However, the woman you saw on that fateful day peeks her head at you, somehow traveling at the same speed you are, and explains briefly "Mongols are like Batman. You can breathe in space." What this means, you never manage to find out. As you reach the sun, you punch it with all your might. Or rather, you fly into the sun with your fist mightily stretched out. Even a mighty Mongol quickly burns to a crisp when he lands on the sun.

Suika has realized this, far too late. She's sad that her new friend is gone. However, the freak occurrence of a total solar eclipse the next day warms her heart. You really did beat the crap out of the sun after all.

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2075845

The flattest.

>> No.2075844

>>2075835
I love this pasta.

>> No.2075846
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>>2075836

>> No.2075847

Mary Sue

>> No.2075848

>>2075819
>sexualizing

Those pictures are cute and innocent, there is nothing sexual about them.

>> No.2075849
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>>2075836
Healthy Suika is heresy.

>> No.2075856
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>> No.2075860

>>2075819
What are you talking about? Sexual thoughts about pure, innocent Suika are horrible.

I would never suggest removing Suika's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples.

Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow. The idea of semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible.

You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her legs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, thrusting in, taking her cherry in one quick stroke, listening to her quickening breathing, her girlish moans and gasps, her flat chest rising and falling rapidly as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm and feels a man's cum flooding through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time.

You're all freaks. Suika's too pure for anyone to imagine her in such a terrible situation, and anyone who does is evil, evil, evil.

>> No.2075863

SUIKA SHOULD NOT HAVE BREASTS.

Stop this heresy.

>> No.2075864

>>2075846

Man, I think something is wrong with me, I saw a futa dick in the thumbnail.

>> No.2075865

>>2075856
No, she has murdered the main character of the game.

INTERNET WILDFIRE

>> No.2075866
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>>2075849
So why did you post some?

>> No.2075871

>>2075842
I want to be her friend. ;_;

>> No.2075878

>>2075846

Ten minutes after eating Marissa mushroom+ Eirin drug

>> No.2075875
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>>2075866
I'm an heretic, obviously.

>> No.2075877

>>2075871
Are you a mongol? Have you somehow wandered into Gensokyo? Can you drink infinite sake without dropping?

>> No.2075876

Sure is getting fired around here.

>> No.2075879
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>> No.2075885

>>>/x/1427369

>> No.2075890

Stop crossposting.

>> No.2075903

>>2075835
Who made this? Is there any more by this author?

>and with a very sore pelvis (Although you agree that both of you won that competition very much.),
What?

>> No.2075917

>>2075903
Suika is into bondage.

>> No.2075925

>However, the woman you saw on that fateful day peeks her head at you, somehow traveling at the same speed you are, and explains briefly "Mongols are like Batman. You can breathe in space." What this means, you never manage to find out. As you reach the sun, you punch it with all your might. Or rather, you fly into the sun with your fist mightily stretched out. Even a mighty Mongol quickly burns to a crisp when he lands on the sun.
Requesting an explanation for this? Last time when someone explained it I wasn't listening.

>> No.2075929

>>2075925
Batman can breathe in space. Did you not know this?

>> No.2075932

>>2075903
The Mongol is actually very fond of Elvis Presley's dancing.

>> No.2075935

>>2075835
>>2075842
Manly tears.

>> No.2075938

>>2075925
Batman can do anything. Mongols are like Batman.

Mongol punches are extremely powerful, capable of shattering worlds. But stars are quite a lot bigger than worlds, so mongols end up eventually burning to ash instead of cracking them.

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2075958

Time for bed...

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2075963

>>2075958
...or is it?

>> No.2075971

>>2075958
I did not like how this one ended.

>> No.2075974

>>2075835
>>2075842
Was the fan comic for this ever completed?

>> No.2075975

>>2075963
If she didn't want it, he'd be in a hundred thousand little pieces with an equal number of tiny Suikas beating the shit out of those pieces.

>> No.2076002

>>2075958
Link please.

>> No.2076008

>>2075963
>>2075958
Obligatory source request

>> No.2076011

>>2076002
You should be ashamed of yourself for not having it already.

>> No.2076016

>>2076002
Uploading.

>> No.2076023

>>2076016
Thank you, God of delivery.

>> No.2076035

>>2075958

>>2076008
>>2076002

>>2076016

>>2076023

Rinse and repeat.

>> No.2076045

>>2076002
>>2076008
http://www.mediafire.com/?2jzmy43mwm0

>> No.2076058

Fuck you. The republicans will destroy the country because of you. They are stupid and greedy, and for some godforsaken reason, that is expected. I will enjoy watching you die.

>> No.2076052

>>2076045
Is there anything you can't provide? I think not.
Thanks again, bro.

>> No.2076054

>>2076045
This tripbro has a 99% delivery rate.

Tripfags take note, this is what a real tripbro looks like.

>> No.2076064

>>2076035
How about >>2075958 >>2076008 >>2076002 without >>2076016 >>2076023

Feels good man.

>> No.2076065

>>2076058
Excuse me?

>> No.2076070

>>2076058
Actually, Suika voted for Obama.

>> No.2076071

>>2076045
What the hell, Mediafire keeps giving me 404s. Well, that's odd. Maybe it's not finished uploading yet.

>> No.2076080

>>2076045
>>2076045
Aw, it stops every time I download it on some part leaving it unfinished and unextractable.

>> No.2076083

>>2076071
Probably, just wait a couple minutes to let it fully upload.

>> No.2076085

>>2076058
If this is the bot that's going around, it's starting to sound coherent, but way offtopic.

>> No.2076095

>>2076058
lolpoliticalflamebait

>> No.2076098

>>2076085
Don't worry, within a couple of weeks he will grow smart enough to discuss touhoes and type-moon like a common /jp/ dweller.

>> No.2076099

>>2076071
>>2076080
Virus detected.

Avast: trojan.wsV

Mediafire is cutting the link to protect you.

>> No.2076106

>>2076058
Republicans are actually reptilians.

>> No.2076110

Rapidshare just in case (no premium account however so only 10 downloads before it's gone). Mediafire has been having some issues these last two days. From download speeds being extremely low to connection timeouts.

>> No.2076112

>>2076099
no

>> No.2076141

http://rapidshare.com/files/197695247/_Igou___Ikaruga__Suisei_shijima_kaborete.zip.html

sigh

>> No.2076145

Maybe somebody else who has it could try to upload it?

>> No.2076151

>>2076141
Thanks again bro.

Also, how the hell did you sage twice in the same thread? Didn't moot add a one sage per thread limit?

>> No.2076154

>>2076141
Don't worry Meling, I still believe in you.

>> No.2076163

>>2076110
It depends on what server your file is uploaded. I just uploaded something on MF and it's working just fine. There is no way to know if the server you file is being uploaded is overloaded or down, so yeah.

>> No.2076161

>>2076151
He removed the 10 minutes per sage limit, but he put a limit on reporting again, I'd take the later actually.

>> No.2076172

>>2076045
>>2076054
Doujin.

You're cool, but don't push it.

>> No.2076173

>>2076151
This is also connected to the fact that I cannot get banned unless they ban my whole IP range and they did that once. They had to go back on their decision however.

>> No.2076186

Oh, look. Victims.

>> No.2076193

>>2076173

You getting banned sparked some serious outrage when it happened a while ago.

Not like they care about what /jp/ thinks.

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2076200

This is a SFW board. The OP image should be deleted.

>> No.2076201

>>2076193
Without Meiling, Anonymous wouldn't have source for anything, he'd wither and die.

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