/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

reminder you shouldn’t love youkai
it can happen to you

[Anonymous No.]

I love this scary youkai!

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>>20753546
I doubt I would end up dying to someone like rumia

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>>20753546
The only two parts of my body that will be going inside Rumia are my tongue and my cock, possibly at the same time.

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>>20753546
No, you don't love them but have mercy and peace with them by understanding them.
But if you want to stick your dick in one, you should be able to be a proper gentleman and wait for one to confess her feelings to you so you can have a happy life with them.

How do you think Youmu and Rinnosuke was born?

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>>20754683
*were born.
>>20753732
And you're already dead tonight, anon.

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>>20753732
TBC
to be consumed

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>>20753546
I
FUCKING
WISH

[Anonymous No.]

I don't recall asking you anything, loser.

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>>20753546
Who would believe this grimsokyofag propaganda?

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>>20758120
only a fool.

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>>20753546
While Rumia is a risky bet, a decent number of youkai are effectively harmless.
The Scarlets, Rumia, etc. are hardmode while it would be presumably far less risky to attempt to get a fairy or kogasa to fall for you. To get Remilia you would probably have to be a wealthy gentleman or an esteemed retired military officer or something, though I feel like just befriending youkai like kogasa would get her heart.

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>>20753546
A short life with love is better than a long life without

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>>20758120
Is Th06 grimsokyofag propaganda?

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>>20758120
I would

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>>20758120
It's probably just Akyuu trying to prevent men from marrying youkai.

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>>20759927
Kogasa would try to spook you in a poor attempt, but she probably is very nice as a youkai.

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>>20764162
cute little toes

[Anonymous No.]

Is this the gurofag thread?

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>>20764379
No, this is the Rumia eating meat thread.
Just remember not to ask her where that meat comes from.

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>>20754683
>mercy and peace with them by understanding them.
I understand that they want to eat me. The fact that some prefer playing with their food before dinner doesn't change that.

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>>20759927
Remilia might keep you as a pet if she takes a liking to you. But that is not the same thing as love, you simply become another treasure for her to guard.

>>20764162
Kogasa is a useless parasite. She provides no benefit to human society in her current state.

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>>20753732
You are correct that you're cock is going inside Rumia. Sexual organs are viewed as a delicacy by all youkai.

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>>20764435
>She provides no benefit to human society
Her cuteness makes everyone's day better. She's extremely useful.

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>>20753546
god I wish that were me

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>>20764435
Umbrella, babysitter and blacksmith. She desperately wants to be used.

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>>20764443
Lies. She simply makes people feel bad when they fail to scare her.

>>20764454
>Umbrella,
Ugly.

>babysitter
Incompetent.

>Blacksmith
Hasn't made it her full time job yet. Needs to either do that, or be put to work in slave mines to be worth keeping around.

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>>20757908
>You will never be sexually cannibalized by Mystia after sex to guarantee the survival of your offspring.
Just imagine how happy it would make both of you, and then cry when you realize it will never happen.

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>>20764493
>cannibalized
Technically, it isn't.
And I think I would be happier if I didn't get eaten by her after having sex.

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>>20764499
Nonsense. It's much more pleasant to be eaten after sex. You don't have to worry about providing for your family, raising children, or growing old and weak. You just impregnate the cute bird girl and then let yourself be eaten, content in the knowledge that you're genetic future has been secured and you're work as father is over.

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>>20764466
How does it feel to project onto a cute umbrella girl?

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>>20764526
In what way am I projecting?

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>>20753546
If you get caught by a youkai, do you think they would agree to deflower you as a final request?

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Rumia is my girlfriend, and she's actually pretty nice!

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>>20764417
Are there other touhous that enjoy eating meat

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>>20764662
Mystia. Chen. Yukari. Shou (Even if she won't admit it). And most other predatory youkai.

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>>20753546
all creatures deserve to eat, OP
who are you to deny a basic necessity like that?

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>>20764697
All creatures deserve to eat, yes. But eating the flesh of a sapient living creature is wrong.

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>>20764711
No it isn't.

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>>20764711
yokai are a higher power and are our rightful overseers. It is the natural order; it might be tragic, but cannot be helped.

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>>20764711
>bodies are designed with essential nutrients built into them
>creature will suffer and eventually die if they don't kill and consume another creature
biology is a curse

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>>20764737
Yes it is. Literally every religion agrees with this idea.

>>20764744
Youkai are sapient memes. And got their ass kicked by humanity so hard they had to create their own land to survive, without humans even seriously trying.

>>20764762
Youkai can also just eat vegetables and non sapient animals.

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>>20764744
And I'm supposed to just sit down and wait for one to come eat me?
Go to hell, youkai apologist. I'm fine with filling their wombs if they want, to I won't fill their stomachs.

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>>20764744
And I'm supposed to just sit down and wait for one to come eat me?
Go to hell, youkai apologist. I'm fine with filling their wombs if they want, but I won't fill their stomachs.

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>>20764773
>literally every religion agrees with this idea
No they don't. And even if they did, it still wouldn't be correct.
>>20764744
Correct.

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>>20764780
Inferior beings don't get to breed with their superiors, you sorry fool. Just be glad if Remi chooses to savor your low-bred blood for a moment or two.

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>>20764783
>No they don't
I can't think of a single religion that views cannibalism as something positive.

>And even if they did, it still wouldn't be correct.
Because?

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>>20764780
you are supposed to live your life in the human village as we are graciously allowed to, and if a yokai decides to choose you for a meal you should feel honored to die such a glorious death.

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>>20764795
>I can't think of a single religion that views cannibalism
Catholicism

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>>20764812
You do realize drinking the blood of christ isn't literal, right?

>>20764806
That sucks. Youkai genocide is preferable.

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>>20764791
>>20764806
So that's how our "rightful overseers" sees us? Like we're nothing more than a snack for them?
Those monsters do nothing for us and expect that we give our own lives to them.
This is why humans should always fight against those abominations and never give up and let them do whatever they want with your body.

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>>20764821
>http://www.vatican.va/roman_curia/pontifical_councils/chrstuni/angl-comm-docs/rc_pc_chrstuni_doc_1971_eucharistic-doctrine_en.html
"Communion with Christ in the eucharist presupposes his true presence, effectually signified by the bread and wine which, in this mystery, become his body and blood.[2] ... The elements are not mere signs; Christ’s body and blood become really present and are really given... Through this prayer of thanksgiving, a word of faith addressed to the Father, the bread and wine become the body and blood of Christ by the action of the Holy Spirit, so that in communion we eat the flesh of Christ and drink his blood."
Eucharist is only metaphorical in some Protestant denominations

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>>20764824
>>20764821
You guys are so dumb that you should realise that you really are inferior, and you should just give up, go about your pointless sheep lives grazing until it's time for the chopping block. Good sheeple! Good!

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>>20764835
Even if you are deluded enough to somehow think it isn't metaphorical. It's not cannibalism because Christ is not human and you aren't killing him by eating his flesh.

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>>20764858
>Christ is not human
go back to Sunday school

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>>20764824
Indeed. Wipe them out, and keep the survivors as sex slaves.

>>20764841
You do realize that things don't go well for collaborators, right? You'll end up on the firing range in due time.

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>>20764866
>Baaa

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>>20764866
Yukari-sama is infinitely more intelligent than any pathetic human. Any human rebellion would quickly be brought under the yokai yoke. You simpletons give us a bad name by obliviously taking for granted all the things our yokai superiors ensure for us.

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>>20764864
More or less. Like everything else, it depends on what sect of the worlds most complex fanfic community you follow.

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>>20764873
Not a argument.

>>20764879
I'm not talking about rebellion. I'm talking about a simple crusade of genocide into Gensokyo. All of that intelligence is going to mean nothing when a rocket has finished turning Yukari's brain into mush.

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>>20764886
Oh dear, it's you.

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>>20764886
>a rocket
You know nothing of Gensokyo if you think a rocket can kill any yokai, let alone Yukari-sama

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>>20764886
>Baaaaaaa
Is this the best you have to offer? Yukarin could bathe in the ground zero of a nuclear explosion and it wouldn't do anything to her. Nice try, sheep.

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>>20764899
>>20764905
Youkai are weak to fire. Rockets create fire.

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>>20764678
Happy happy meat shopping fun times with Chen

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>>20764920

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>>20764988
Not a argument

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>>20765029
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYZtPouxX_Q

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>>20765062
You do realize you are being the real sheep with every post you make, right?

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>>20765068
>>20765062

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>>20765081
I know I shouldn't be expecting intelligent debate. But I am still disappointed by just how low this place is.

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>>20765181
Said the bleating sheep.

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>>20765181
baaaaaaaa

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>>20764841
You must think that Youkai are our saviours and that they actually care about humans, and that we should feel grateful and happy to do our part in the food chain.
But the truth is that Youkai are evil and vicious creatures, and they see us the same way bears, lions and alligators do; for them, we're just a meal and nothing more.
Youkai are as superior to humans as something like a tiger, and being eaten by one is no different from being eaten by a wild animal.
Stop believing the lies Youkai tell you, anon.

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>>20765252
This argument is really poor so I'm just going to have to tell you to stop bleating whether you're the other sheeple or not.

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>>20765258
>This argument is really poor
Tell me where I'm wrong, filthy Youkai.

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>>20765264
Sheep don't seem to listen so I'm not gonna bother wasting words. Why don't you figure out for yourself why you're wrong? It's really easy.

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>>20765280
>Sheep don't seem to listen so I'm not gonna bother wasting words
Why don't you try? The only thing people like you say is that "it's the natural order" and that "it'll make both of you very happy". Not sure if I willingly want to let a Youkai eat me alive after hearing such bland arguments.

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>>20765358
Why? Because you're not worthy. You won't ever become apart of the Yukari alliance. You will not be apart of new world she forges. You are nothing but a sheep to the slaughter.
Perhaps though, you might bow down to her, and make yourself useful.
Perhaps then you might be spared, little lamb.

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>>20765223
>>20765233
You continue to disappoint me. How sad.

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>>20765390
Yukari's alliance is literally a bunch of dysfunctional idiots that already had one defection. She would lose so utterly and completely in a fight against humanity. You know that, you know that you will be executed afterwards, so like a cornered animal you pointlessly attack everybody around you.

Youkai are weak, you are weak, humans will rule over this planet until the end of time. You know this, I know this, Yukari knows this.

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>>20765390
You treat that hag like she's a God.
If I don't like the idea of being eaten by those monsters and fight back, they'll kill and eat me regardless, but if I don't want to die and surrender to Yukari, I'll become her slave and may or may not be eaten.
So the choices given to me by Youkai are either die or get enslaved and maybe die.
I think I prefer the idea of getting eaten by Rumia and making her happy. After reading your post I've come to dislike Yukari even more.

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>>20765452
Or, you know, you could just use the awesome might of human techology to turn all of Gensokyo into a crater. Just imagine how fun it would be to blow Yukari into pieces.

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>>20765392
>>20765403
>>20765062

>>20765452
She is. And that's ok. Just keep in mind that you should run, struggle and scream as much as possible. Keep it interesting.
>>20765468
At least in your imagination you&/humanity can be superior to Yukari, puny pleblet.

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>>20765552
>In my imagination,.
It's called "Touhou canon", and it's everything but my imagination.

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>>20765601
>bleat
Yep, ok. Enough of you.

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>>20765631
Behold: A cornered animal desperately biting at its superiors. Look at the sad way it flails around, impotent and pathetic. Knowing full well that it's time is up, yet too proud to admit defeat and walk away with some dignity.

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>>20765671
Keep bleating while you jerk yourself off, sheep. I'll leave you to it.

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>>20765683
Look at its next lash. So fierce yet weak. It's eyes filled with rage, yes. But just as much fear. It knows that it's kind will be soon be relegated to the pages of history. And it's hurting as a result.

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>>20764162
Presumably.

>>20764435
Depends. If the guy is a young desperate beta NEET a la generic anime stereotype, he would probably be exiled/killed. I doubt she would even take him as a pet. Though I could see her taking an older (like 30-50) guy from the upper hierarchies of society as a husband, in the more traditional lord-and-lady sense. Pic related.

>She provides no benefit to human society in her current state.
True, but as a wife, she would probably just as good as any other traditional japanese wife.

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>>20765946
That's possible. But I think Remilia is more likely to take somebody cute, young, and handsome as her pet than a older man. Plus, I imagine she looks with disdain at the modern upper class.

>she would probably just as good as any other traditional japanese wife.
Expect, you know, the complete lack of any maternal instinct. If she can even bear children.

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>>20766005
>Plus, I imagine she looks with disdain at the modern upper class.
Yeah, I definitely agree, since I doubt that a Walmart CEO in 2019 is exactly classy. Thats why I specifically mentioned the few wealthy gentlemen out there (maybe some landed lord in Britain or something, dunno) or an experienced military officer (generally held to very high standards in terms of appearance/personality/etc. compared to an average joe, particularly the ones from academies) in my original post. Rarer than the sleazy businessman next door, sure, but theyre out there.
I suppose I can see her taking desperate young guys as eunuchs too (maybe or maybe not literally) or just servant-boys, since she seems to have a thing for servants in general.

>Expect, you know, the complete lack of any maternal instinct.
Maybe, maybe not. I dont know what the full youkai-with-human-body package includes. But most likely:
>If she can even bear children.
This would answer the previous question. If she cant then presumably she wouldnt have those instincts either.

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>>20753546
tell that to byakuren lol

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>>20766227
I think even modern military officers and landed lords would pale in comparison to the nobility of Remilia's youth. And she, unfortunately, isn't liable to find either in Gensokyo.

I could see Remilia doing a bit of both. Put a few handsome young boys to work as servants/butlers. While castrating the most beautiful (Assuming she can still get pregnant) and keeping them locked up in a cage as her personal sex slaves.

>If she cant then presumably she wouldnt have those instincts either.
Well, considering that she is a literal walking umbrella. I somewhat doubt she can have children. Are there any japanese fairy tales that contradict that idea?

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>>20766694
>castrating
>sex slaves
Remimi is not the brightest.

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>>20766725
You can still have a erection after you get castrated.

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>>20766905
Yes, but they won't produce testosterone. It'd be smarter if they got them a vasectomy.

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>>20766905
Yes, but they won't produce testosterone. It'd be smarter if she got them a vasectomy.

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>>20766694
>I think even modern military officers and landed lords would pale in comparison to the nobility of Remilia's youth.
They would be different for sure, but
>she, unfortunately, isn't liable to find either in Gensokyo
is unfortunate indeed. Forever a bachelorette unless some lolicon Major finds himself washed up in Gensokyo.
>keeping them locked up in a cage as her personal sex slaves.
Dunno about this though. Assuming she still has the same mentalities of women pre-20th century, I imagine she (and most of the population of Gensokyo) are quite prudish. Even moreso if she is european. Though I can certainly see her with handsome eunuch servants as personal eyecandy.

>Well, considering that she is a literal walking umbrella. I somewhat doubt she can have children.
Valid take.
>Are there any japanese fairy tales that contradict that idea?
No idea, though honestly I wouldnt be surprised.

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>>20766922
>Yes, but they won't produce testosterone.
It's quite likely Remilia would view that as desirable. Soft gentle voices, and no hair to get in the way.

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>>20766941
>Forever a bachelorette unless some lolicon Major finds himself washed up in Gensokyo.
I mean, if a major is going to end up in Gensokyo. It would probably be a lolicon.

>Assuming she still has the same mentalities of women pre-20th century, I imagine she (and most of the population of Gensokyo) are quite prudish
It's hard to say. People in the middle ages actually weren't that prudish. Remilia however is from the late middle ages, which was the start of a general societal switch in regards to sex among the upper class.

Still, even at its most prudish, sex was more a secret thing than something people didn't do all that often among the upper class. If she would keep a cute handsome boy as her own personal sex slave/eyecandy. Then I imagine she would either keep them in the basement far away from any guests, or disguised as one of her servants/butlers. Carefully hoarded as one would any valuable treasure.

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>>20769002
But they'd also have difficulty in getting erections and wouldn't have much of a libido. But if Remi wants some effeminate men, maybe that won't be much of an issue.

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>>20769031
Non-effeminate men are only desirable if you want somebody domineering. Remilia is already the domineering one, so she has no need for manly men as her pleasure slaves.

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>>20769031
Non-effeminate men are only desirable if you want somebody domineering. Remilia is already the domineering one, so she has no need for such men.

If she can't get pregnant. She might not view much need to castrate her sex slaves. But if she can, then she would almost certainly not be satisfied with a simple vasectomy.

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>>20766725
You might be the dumb one here anon.

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>>20772189
How so?

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>>20766941
>lolicon Major finds himself washed up in Gensokyo
>>20769025
>if a major is going to end up in Gensokyo. It would probably be a lolicon.
this sounds like it would make for an entertaining plot desu.
some 30-something combat veteran fugging the remimi and trying to take over gensokyo or something

[Anonymous No.]

>implying I don't want to be eaten alive

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>>20776609
Not all of us do, but youkai don't give a damn about that. They only care about filling their tummies.

[Anonymous No.]

remember: don't listen to this anti-youkai propaganda
it is merely lies and slander

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>>20775432
It would be a entertaining plot for a doujin. Even if it would be hard to make the main character likeable.

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>>20776657
I can hear your stomach growling from here, Rumia-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

Nue would never hurt me. She'd help me become a Youkai because we're both loners and then we'd get to do cool friendship things like playing pranks on untrustworthy humans!!

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>>20779862
I want to bury my face into Nue's puffy vulva!

[Anonymous No.]

I wish Rumia would eat me alive.

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>>20766694
I am assuming she cannot be pregnant, being technically dead. She would not have flowing blood enough to conceive nor support a child.

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No idea why, but the argument between the youkai guy and the anti-youkai guy reminded me of this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrHhS5IkRR0

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>>20782087
Yukari-sama and the yokai are honestly in their right as our natural overseers.
If some of us get eaten, it is that bum at the hakurei shrine's fault for being so lousy at her job.

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>>20782182
Lunarians are the true master race and can do no wrong. Everyone who opposes them deserves death, whether it's a lowly commoner from human village or the high and mighty gaphag herself.

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>>20782638
gay

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>>20787144
t. Youkai dinner