/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Do you love your mother, /jp/?

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No. I can't even remember how many years its been since I talked to her

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Yes.

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>>20694693
I have the most beautiful mom

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>>20694773
No, I do.

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>>20694802
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Do it.

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>>20694829
They're cute together.

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>>20694853
They truly are

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>>20694843
If Kanako-sama were my mommy she would've disciplined me not to become the lazy, issued thing I've become.

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>>20695046
What are they doing?

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>>20695052
Bonding between momhus.

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>>20695060
That's pretty cute

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>>20695052
Yukari is telling her a ghost story.

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>>20694043
I irritate the fuck out of my mom because I always talk about my plans, but never stick to them and spend too much time on an anonymous anime website filled with autistic virgins and anti-semites. I talk to her for any length of time and she starts getting a headache. Not even my own mother enjoys my company.

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sleepy mommies

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>>20695204
My beloved Yukari-sama you always sleep for us I thank you!

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I'm sure having real friends is like this

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Oh shit I have 5 brothers?!

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>>20695628
The more the merrier, brother

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>>20695628
Niisan go buy me a monster.

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>>20695297
Shes gonna eat all the sweets and yukari is gonna have absolutely nothing to have!

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>>20695650
Here you go~
>>20695642
Alright alright, we shall enjoy our mother's meal.

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Which mommy touhous would breastfeed you into (and still during) adulthood?

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>>20695750
Definitely Ran-sama

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>>20695750
Nemuno, as she is a yandere mom and would go berserk if her dear child didn’t want her anymore.
Kanako, although she’ll resist the few times you ask her. After insisting enough she’ll give in, go “geez, you’re too grown up for this” tsuntsun and let you have all the milk you want.
YukariYuyuko, as they work in almost the same wavelength and breastsfeeding a youngster turns them on.
Eirin very occasionally. Maybe when you’ve worked well enough on your chores or got badly sick.
Yuugi if you beat her in arm wrestling.
Ran-shama and Hijiri wouldn’t let you have your way at all because they want to discipline you the best and the more you asked Yuuka for some the more she’d deny you.

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>>20695882
Dirty whores not allowed

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>>20695892
but this is a thread about ur mum anon

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Alright otoutous, line up and let me see which of you is worthy of joining the Yukarin kitsune clan.

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>>20704752

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>>20706114
Ran is for bullying!

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>>20706828
BUILT

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>>20706114
Lies and slander!

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You should be able to protect this, /jp/.

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>>20714053
Foxy sister!

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>>20706114
truths and facts!

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>>20695882
I wish Eirin was my mom.

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>>20722888
checked

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>>20702088
Dumb Yuyuko, Yukari doesnt have any milk.

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>>20694773
>>20694802
I would fuck both your moms anons.

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>>20694043
My mother has been dead for twelve years and unironically looked like Yukari.
That's why I can't fap to Yukarin.

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>>20731594
>unironically looked like Yukari
Wish i was you...

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>>20731594
can i fuck your mommy please?

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>>20731718
Sure, but she turned into blue-eyes-white-ashes.
You'll have to hunt them down and reconstitute her.

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>>20731747
Ok thanks

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>>20694843
Byakuren is my mom.

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>>20695012
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>>20695052
This is a momhus thread, cut out the gay stuff.

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>>20731594
You're not alone but instead of mom and Yukari, my sister looks like Okina a lot but with darker hair color.
The funny thing is that she is also a silly dork and I'm smarter than her, just like Yukari could BTFO Okina because she's older (i.e. Okina is 16).

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>>20738697
And don't wanna sound too much like FBI-san, but I wonder if any other anons have someone they know that looks like a 2hu.

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>>20735911
No.

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>>20694843

The face my mother makes if I don't give her a hug and kiss as soon as she gets home!

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>>20694843
Eirin is my motherwife!

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Mamako

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>>20750310
Mama~~ Take care of my snake!

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even bad men loves their mamas

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>>20743153
'course a mom will get bummed if her son doesn't take care of her properly!!

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>>20750310
I want some milk now.

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MOOOOOOOOOOOM

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>>20750310
Would Spacejin Kanako protect her son's balls?

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>>20757919
From all but her own shinny shin shins.

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>>20758265
I can deal with that, as long as she kisses it to make it feel better

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>>20754498
It's embarrassing though! She sticks her tongue in my mouth right in front of my friends!

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>>20759974
It's natural for a mom to tongue-fight with her son, isn't it? Your friends are probably dead jealous of you for having such an awesome mommy.

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>>20760528
Would Mama Byakuren-sama give her son a nursing handjob everyday?

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>>20761159
if he did well on his training that day, a paizuri too.

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>>20761139
She blames me even though she is the hentai in the family! She rubs her boobs all over my face and then says I have to take responsibility for her nipples getting hard! Auntie Ran just watches from the couch and fufufus at us!

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>>20761398
She's trying to create tighter bonds with you! And since you're around that age, it's only natural that she'd think using her seductive parts to tease you would get you both closer! It's the master plotter Yukari-sama, after all! Maybe she'll even drag Ran into this someday...
Furthermore, any woman needs a man to take care of her boobs, and she chose you, her own son! Be proud!

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I can't believe I am going to play with these!

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>>20762543
Sucking moms nipple while gently squeezing and caressing her other one!

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Becoming a mommyfag made me learn to respect my IRL mother more.

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You see, /jp/, I’ve been in love with my mommy Kanako-chan since I was a little child. I can’t help it, she’s too cool. But also, she is too harsh to me. After I come from school she makes me study five hours daily and then go work out to take care of my body. And she also forces me to do almost all the chores at the shrine, while Sanae-oneechan helps the visitors. Other than this routine making it impossible for me to attain a social life, I have no problem living in it, since it makes mom proud and making her proud makes me happy.
The problem is that she wants me to marry that Ustuho girl from the subterranean! She’s already arranging our marriage! But I don’t want to, that girl is a dummy! I’d end up doing everything at home! I wish mommy would notice that I don’t wanna be no other woman’s man, but hers. I even notice she feels alone at times... If only she’d let me get closer to her, I would make her never feel alone again.

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>>20764738
embodiment of: milky way

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Saving this thread

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Do you guys remember that anon that told the story about how he had sex with his mom and how she bullied him into having a boner with her feet in a momhu thread a few years back?
I wanna read through his tale again, but can't find the thread in any of the archives.

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>>20694843
Yuugi is a mom?

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>>20774925
A good mom. She teaches her son how to fight and lets him drink sake from between her cleavage.

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>>20773994
>archives.
Good luck friend.
All archives are going to shit, so it is always best to take a screencap of a post you like and have it in a 4chan folder.

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>>20763907
what

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>>20776576
I an actually pretty sure I did just that, but I can not for the life of me find it, which is why I had to resort to archives.
It would be sad if it's lost forever... but maybe it's for the better.

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>>20776576
Assuming this story anon is talking about was posted on here, Warosu has been going strong for years. It's the most stable of all the major 4chan archives.

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>>20781380
archives gettin in trouble for having cheese posted on /v/ or /sp/

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>>20791198
Woah, never thought of costume swap on Kanako and Yukari with Sanae and Chen.

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Mothers are sacred, nevel fail them

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>>20797386
nevel

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my moms got married

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>>20797673
me the snek

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>>20797673
iugh

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>>20786857
I'm sad this artist stopped

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>>20694043
Yesterday was my mom's birthday.
I gave her nothing

/like a boss

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I need a 2hu mommy so bad, I don't know how much longer I can survive without one...

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>>20808324
Sanae isn't a good momhu. She's given birth to so many lovechildren she can't keep track of them, and she spends all of her time sucking smelly ojisan cock. Love yourself, anon.

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>>20808324
I want a Byakuren mommy and get bullied by Nue-oneechan. Or a Junko mommy and get bullied by Clappy-oneechan.

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Which 2hu would hug me and ruffle my hair and tell me what an adorable and sweet little boy I am?

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>>20809039
fortune teller

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Mama's armpit...

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>>20811092
Better get used to her smell, cause she's going to mark you with your scent so that other beast Youkai know that you're her son. She'll probably wash you too with her tongue, whether you want it or not!

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>>20812658
I guess that's fine, it's just because she loves me and wants to keep me safe, right? But...how would she do that?
I guess tongue baths aren't so bad either, as long as they work as well as regular baths...

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>>20812658
Mamizou smells even worse.

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>>20812701
By scent marking her child, she ensures that the other Youkai know that you belong to her and that anyone who messes with you, messes directly with her and thus with her master, one of the most powerful people in Gensokyo. It's also a sign of dominance to you so that you know that she's the one in charge.
How she actually does it remains a mystery, but if one thing's for sure, it's that there's no use in resisting it. She may be a highly intelligent individual with extensive knowledge of high level math and a sophisticated demeanor, but she's still a beast at heart and will treat you like fox would treat its young if you misbehave.

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>>20812747
Momiji smells the worst out of them, but I still wouldn't say no given the chance to sniffe her butte.

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>>20812770
That sounds a little scary...I'd like it if Ran was nice and caring and understanding, and if she would hug and snuggle me and tell me that I'm a cute and sweet little boy and was never mean or punishing to me. Then sometimes Yukari would take Chen out on bonding trips or running errands and it would just be us, and she'd make food for both of us and we'd sit down at a little table like this and eat together. And she'd smile really nicely and gently like this and it would make me feel happy and safe, and she'd ask me about what it was like in the 3D world. And I'd tell her all about it, and then she'd teach me more about Gensokyo and its history and what it's like currently. I like it when we have talks like that. I love Chen and Yukari too, but I like being able to spend time with Ran alone like this. I wonder what Ran would think when she hears about what a world is like when it doesn't have magic or yokai but has things like computers and cell phones and the internet.

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>>20814753
Ran would likely be one of the most understanding moms out there and wouldn't punish you or Chen too harshly if you misbehaved occasionally. She's still a fox at heart though, and while she would understand that the effectiveness of a tongue bath goes down as the ratio of the area of the tongue and the area of the body decreases, she probably couldn't help herself occasionally even if she mostly kept you and Chen clean by taking conventional baths with you.

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>>20814837
Still a fox, give her aburaage (Deep fried tofu) and see her loose all her self-sontrol.

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>>20814837
Ran will force you to quit your job (that's assuming you have one and you're not a pathetic student) and make you give her attention 24/7.
Imagine being slowly digested by her youkai stomach acids as your molecules break down and you get to feel every second of it

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>>20814907
Chen looks confused now, but dangle a raw fish in front of her face and she'll drool like Ran there.

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>>20814928
I'd rather you ate your tongue one bite @ 4 t I m e

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>>20814950
I'd rather bite yours and have you choke off your own blood.

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>>20814950
>>20815021
I don't like where this thread is going.

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>>20815055
This doesn't concern you.
this is between me and that circus clown of a toymaker

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>>20815084
Don't recall tumblr posts alluding to identity beyond surface value, and you're anything except royalty in my book now crazy frilly pants, run out of blpck lipstick yet fuckface? I did you a favor and you attacked me from afar while letting my compatriots die, leave it be or man up. Killed any small animals lately?

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>>20815226
lmao i was being considerate you turd
how long are you gonna keep this facade of yours?
stick to one word replies

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>>20815295
Façade, no you think this is something it isn't and your phone timing is years out of whack, for shame detective.

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>>20815307
oi you're not allowed to post without continuing to include nice yuyulewds, at least one of you has to contribute something other than your shit argument

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>>20815307
I see that you are fond of playing 'pretend'.

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>>20815322
No, this is stalking officer.

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>>20815346
I see that you're off base and assuming,

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>>20815365
Lying to yourself now?

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what in the actual fuck is going on in this motherfucker

this turned into one of those old fangled thread about nothing treds

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i'm curious as to how you can be this of delusional autist
were you born like this or was this a result of you growing up in a close environment
you reek of fear

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>>20815382
Nice name Keanu, but the answer layeth not in tumblr likes list but person to personal one on one, which because you enjoy arguments into repetition I'm not really confident you'll try, then you'd actually act dynamically huh? Notice the flat intonation as I question your malaise, what's that about. Could it be cooperation despite battle fatigue, what's your opinion in this unaided staring contest?

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>>20815418
Your reaction image says you suspect differently, like someone findin a shiny pocket monster in the brush. Cool your jets and put away you safe stereotypes, you have a genuine torture case to unmask my very plain electro stimulant sir. Get this, those are your eyes not you nose and you take in th immediate present past tense, it's like easy mode or something.

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>>20815435
Impressed you actually managed to word something readable! regardless, I don't like dead men coming back at me.
But when is it that I get what i ask for?
Your resistance is futile this match is already won, tired as I am the likes of you will never be triumphant so long as I draw breath.

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This thread smells of autism, which has reminded Ran-shama to give Chen her anti-tard medicine. You guys should take yours.

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>>20815474
Okay seriously, you've yet to 'ask' for anything, cause I don't know nor begrudge>>20815503
you beyond this ridiculous forum bullshit, see that was me being straightforward. It means I don't know who the fuck you are and you need to try.

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>>20815520
How is>>20815503 related to our discussion?
You're completely different, And my attempts at communication were genuine!
If you don't know who I am that makes you an outsider and an idiot that went into a discussion entirely clueless.
Now do try harder, or better yet ask your handler to provide you with some information!

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>>20815545
plz don't reply to the bots

i am truly sorry for your lots

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>>20815583
sharpie in pooper

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>>20815728
POOLS CLOSED

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>>20815774
:(

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>>20814837
That sounds really nice...I wouldn't mind that. Do you think she'd like it if I showed her things that I made in video games?

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>>20816468
Even if she didn't fully understand them, she'd at least try to indulge herself in your interests and hobbies. She does want to participate in her children's lives. Chen is a kid and would likely get into them quite fast, so you'd have someone to always play co-op or vs games with as long as you two haven't exhausted your daily video game time limit that Ran would impose. I doubt Yukari would like games very much. She's old and quite busy with work and stuff after all.

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I want to play shogi and mahjong with Yukari.
But most of the time she's busy....sleeping.
What kind of music Ran listen when she is cleaning/cooking?
I suppose Enka演歌 (Japanese 50's-60's romantic ballad.)
2HU: https://youtu.be/35nGhcPBbFQ
Real: https://youtu.be/DzONk4l1yKA

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>>20818928
Imagine if you caught her humming her own stage theme while she was cleaning/cooking/doing other housework and she got ebarrassed.