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Lewd Doctor.

>> No.20625465

Someone post the weird Eirin

>> No.20625533

>>20625423
the doctor has hank hill ass

>> No.20625553

>>20625423
Eirin is TOO old.
I bet she lived for so long there is no pleasure she's not already bored of thousand years ago.
Do you think she want to have sex with someone whose lifespan is a mere dust to her and bear no significance compared to everyone she met in her infinite lifetime?

>> No.20625556

P-CUP PAIZURI

>> No.20625716

Doctor dick

>> No.20625740

She uses the buns as sextoys.

>> No.20625958
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>>20625423

I WANT TO FUCK EIRIN'S PONYTAIL

>> No.20626145

>>20625423
I'm here for the prostate exam, doc.
I-I know this is the 4th one this month but I'm still worried I may have prostate cancer one day!

>> No.20628068

>>20625533
And fridge like body.

>> No.20628361
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>>20626145

>> No.20628520
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>>20626145
Daily penis inspections and prostate exams with mom!

>> No.20628627

Eirin, please STOP checking my prostate.
I'm not even 45 and I do NOT need it checked every single day for "consistency", "taste" and "sensitivity".

>> No.20629877

>>20625556
Q-Cups as of the Reisen doujin.

>> No.20630046

I want her to bully me with her feet.

>> No.20630064

>>20628627
If it bothers you that badly, I'll gladly take your place.

>> No.20630449

>>20625423
p-cup eirin would be much nicer if she smiled more

>> No.20630466
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>> No.20630480

i want Eirin to chemically castrate me!

>> No.20630487

How old is Eirin?

>> No.20631377

>>20630487
24

>> No.20632181

>>20631377
What about the founding of Lunarian empire thing?

>> No.20632536
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>> No.20632597

ESU EMUUUU EIRIN KYOU

>> No.20632612
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20632612

EIRIN EIRIN EIRIN!

>> No.20632615

>>20631377
You mean 24億

>> No.20632621

>>20631377
24 billion.

>>20632536
She took a lot of medicine to get this big, I bet.

>> No.20632633

>>20632612
Primitive hunting with Eirin!

>> No.20632637

>>20632621
The universe is younger than 24 billion years anon. Even the moon is only around 4.2 to 4.5 billion years old. Why would a lunarian be older than the moon?

>> No.20632643

>>20632637
Because she’s a hag.

>> No.20633502

>>20630480
I want Eirin to make me her pet and neuter me!

>> No.20634450
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20634450

If Moonmom and Puremom had a sexfight, who would win?

>> No.20634601

>>20634450
Puremom would win: She's had sex before, Eirin is still a virgin.

>> No.20634611

>>20634601
Eirin has enough children to constitute a dynasty.

>> No.20634745

>>20630487
46 and 2

>> No.20634889

>>20634601
Eirin canonically had a husband, though?

>> No.20635052

>>20634889
You don't use question mark after though mate. Also no.

>> No.20635257

>>20635052
I'm actually asking but I was sure enough with my statement that I didn't bother with question form and was just seeking confirmation.
But it seems like I end up wrong. Maybe I mixed her with Watatsukis since I'm sure one of the Lunarians is married.

>> No.20635366

>>20628361
I'm so glad someone saved this shop. ( ; o ;)

>> No.20635657

>>20635257
Junko?

>> No.20637188

>>20625423
I want Eirin to milk my pOnOs for a sperm sample while she stimulates my prostate with her tongue

>> No.20639864

Eirin and Udonge perform an Orchiectomy.

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>>20632621

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