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20592724 No.20592724 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

I really like prosti2hus

>> No.20592825

Reimu would be completely uninterested the entire time. She would probably read the newspaper while you thrust as hard and fast as you can, uselessly trying to get a reaction out of her. And when you cum, she will ask in the most casual tone possible if you want another go for 500 yen, as if she was asking if you want some tea.
I don't know why anyone would ever pay for that.

>> No.20592842

Your post got me hard but you don't even get it.

>> No.20592850

>I don't know why anyone would ever pay for that.
I'd only ever ejaculate inside that Reimu. Having the girl just completely zone out while you're fucking her is the best thing ever.

Even better if she'd had a few customers already and didn't bother cleaning up in between. I really want to plow Reimu's foamy pussy and cum inside only for someone else to churn it in turn.

>> No.20592906

I really don't. Why would you have sex with someone that doesn't give a damn about you? Wouldn't it feel much better if she wanted to have sex if you, and not just make some money?

>> No.20592909

It's masochism.
100% ignored sex > disgusted face sex >>> loving sex

>> No.20594651

wow, five hundred yen! reimu is cheap! what a deal!

>> No.20594686

woah 6 posts in and no one spewed the slut sanae meme, cool

>> No.20594708

slut != prostitute
Only 2hus who exchange sex for money in this thread please.

>> No.20594869

Which 2hu is most likely to be an enkou girl? Tenshi?

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>> No.20594934

On one hand I'd pay a fortune for sex with Sumi, but on the other hand I prefer cheap, trashy whores. Quite a dilemma.

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>> No.20594971 [DELETED] 

Anon, I think you should respect yourself more. You are deserve better than that.

>> No.20594980

Anon, I think you should respect yourself more. You deserve better than that.

>> No.20594992

What's better than getting chlamydia from an uncaring Sumi who fiddles with her smartphone while I prone bareback her for 500 yen?

>> No.20594997

Getting a girlfriend who loves you and doesn't have STDs.

>> No.20595007

How about a girlfriend who cheats on me for money and has STD's?

>> No.20595049

>for money
what about one who cheats on you because you can't satisfy her?
Even better if she puts zero effort into trying to hide her affairs

>> No.20595066

>what about one who cheats on you because you can't satisfy her?
Why not both?
>Even better if she puts zero effort into trying to hide her affairs
Obviously. She'd be bringing the customers home and making a show of enjoying the sex and having multiple screaming orgasms, before letting me get some dead fish sloppy seconds while she's watching TV.

>> No.20595295

You have no idea how hard your post made me

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She would make me poor in no time.

>> No.20595496

I'd just stick it in her butt in that case.

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>> No.20595567

What makes you think Reimu isn't so used to anal that it won't make a difference?

>> No.20595663

She already has the money, why would she whore herself for more.

>> No.20595695

She has to support her lifestyle somehow after getting defeated and stopped from stealing, right?

>> No.20595820
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Enkou is a way of life!

It is not the having it is the getting!

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>> No.20596237

Easily flippable short dress for easy quickies.

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>> No.20599185

I wonder how much she would charge for a self-service hairjob

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>> No.20599284

Yeah i think thats her thing, anon.

>> No.20599295

She "steals" all the guys' money for sure.
Would you admit to your family that you enkou'd a youkai with the family fortune?

>> No.20599297

I want to blow all my money on Joon and then go on a week long whiskey bender!

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>> No.20599335

I wouldn't admit to my family that i enkou'd anyone.

>> No.20599436

Sounds awful

>> No.20599448

But how can you afford the whiskey after spending all your money on Joon? She's not as cheap as Reimu, you know!

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>> No.20599593

Why would you make it a fart cloud instead of a cumdrip onto her own face?

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Nue Houjuu brap
Is mighty smelly

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We all know that Kasen is the lewdest 2hu.
But is she a slut or a whore?

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>> No.20603171

That's a very unimpressive body to pay for sex with.
Just the way I like it.

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>> No.20603229

I'll buy the whiskey first! Then after I blow all my money on Joon I will drunkenly cry in Shion's lap like a little girl while she headpats me!

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>> No.20603484

Good plan, anon. No, really. How high is your IQ?

>> No.20603576

Holy belly!!!

>> No.20603856

Are Hookereimu fans interested in 3d animations? I'm considering commissioning one/some.

>> No.20603886

I am.
What scenario do you going to ask for?
Or are you going to let the artist choose?

>> No.20603907

Only if it's thoroughly disinterested/bored/dead fish hookereimu. Any other kind (except maybe full-blown disdain) doesn't do it for me.

>> No.20603915

I'm starting with a bored Reimu getting fucked on a public toilet while fiddling with her phone. Possibly with another pose, handjob, etc. and a scene with her counting the money afterwards.

>> No.20604044

I REALLY REALLY like futahus.

>> No.20604057

Count at least one anon interested.

>> No.20604100

I've already paid the guy so prepare yourself for at least one hookereimu loop.

>> No.20604398

Slightly excessive.
It sounds wonderful. Can we have a scene of him paying her?

>> No.20604445

>Can we have a scene of him paying her?
I'll think about it, maybe combined with a sex scene. Like a customer waving a dollar in her face during the act. There are gonna be one-dollar bills in the background from the previous customers in any case.

So far I've ordered one where she's sitting on the toilet while getting fucked in the pussy. I've also thought about anal from behind while leaning on the sinks, bored handjob with her legs crossed, and leaking cum while counting the money. All ideas are with pre-existing creampies / sloppy seconds. Go ahead and post any other ideas you guys might have. I won't promise to order them, but if I think they're hot...

>> No.20604456

Money is no object, I will work very hard to swoon this apathetic miko.

>> No.20605055

I went to Japan for comiket and I regret not paying a girl with big tits to dress up as sanae and give me paizuri

>> No.20605726

Wait holup.
Where will you post it? /h/ or here?

>> No.20607752

It doesn't seem like this thread will survive long enough, so I guess /h/. I'll obviously mention it/them in the next hookereimu thread too.

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>> No.20609749

Chubby slut

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Post Tewis then.

>> No.20612174

Would donate to groped, but she will be surprised when I'm groping her belly instead of her breasts!! lmao!

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How about Hatates?

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Extremely chubby.

>> No.20612543

Many entry-level whoremongers like huge titties, just like they love the "girlfriend experience". Real aficinados prefer the flatty dead fish experience that true professionals like Reimu can deliver.

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I can't help it. I love all kinds of prostitutes.

>> No.20612731

I favor both large tits and the dead fish experience.

Though of those four, the only thing I actually do not like is the "girlfriend experience". Would demand a refund from any whore that tried to give that.

>> No.20612767

The worse the sex, the more I like it.
So dead fish, flatty, loose pussy, sloppy seconds...

>> No.20612970

She doesn't charge so it doesn't count as prostitution

>> No.20613391

Real johns look for fleshy prostitutes, a girl that's skinny and kinda pale or tired-looking is a major red flag.

>> No.20613396

>skinny and kinda pale or tired-looking is a major red flag
For what? Being a junkie? Being my type?

>> No.20613477

Either drug addiction or an STD

>> No.20613492

Now that's where you're wrong.

>> No.20613501

I'm neutral on drugs but STD's are hot as fuck.

>> No.20613545

Anon, please have at least a small degree of some self-respect. I'm starting to worry for you.

>> No.20613574

>please have at least a small degree of some self-respect

I'm going to fantasize about the trashiest scum of a dime hooker with the worst customer service imaginable.
So, Reimu.
Getting chlamydia from Reimu's loose, sloppy, cum foam-filled pussy would be the best.

>> No.20613743

your degeneracy shtick is boring

>> No.20613784

It's okay but he needs some variety, he's just repeating the same lines over and over
He needs to really sell us on the filth and taboo-breaking of his degenerate fantasies

>> No.20613949

I strongly disagree on this. Drugs can be hot (Though the more specific/realistic they are, the less hot), but STDs are disgusting.

>> No.20614098

He's indulging in a form of masochism.
Self-destruction via fucking the worst girls possible.

>> No.20614202

But if you like it doesn't that make it good sex? This is a paradox anon

>> No.20615023

God that sounds hot. You know what would be even better? If she didn't take pills and got pregnant from an unknown father

>> No.20616216

Where does Reimu's unwanted pregnancy end? Low-tech abortion or a loli daughter as an asset to sell?

Fun fact regarding pills, Japanese prostitutes historically used chlamydia as a birth control method.

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/jp/ - Brothel and Prostitution Culture

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weren't you here when we used to talk about soaplands and shit?

/jp/ is lewd as fuck.

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How much for this statue?

>> No.20616718

not those sort of 'pills' Saiba-mango.
>Implied that's big Z

>> No.20616737

Please don't whoreify perfect good girls like this.

>> No.20616755

a simple offering of food is enough

>> No.20616940 [DELETED] 

You don't know english nor reading comprehension.
Sanae is a slut. She fucks randoms for free at any time, moment and place. A prostitute will only have sex with you if you pay her an arbitrary amount to use one of her holes whilst sometimes charging an extra or larger fee for other holes and whether or not protection is used if applicable.
Sanae on the other hand will fuck anyone anywhere and at any time. She'll even be down to get plowed in the middle of the village with various people watching her. You don't need to pay Sanae because she is not a slut for pay. She has countless STDs and partners aside from the last person whose dick she sucked.
You don't seem to understand anything so I'll leave you alone and hide your response because it is not worth reading on the grounds that I have already explained everything.

A slut is not a prostitute but a prostitute can be a slut. Sanae is a slut, she fucks for free and even does it in any location at any hour of the day. She also has a literal mountain of STDs that have infected her brain to the point where her lust has spawned rumors such as the one going around that Sanae's sense of smell has become extremely sensitive to the scent of semen. She flies around looking for fairies, or any girl, that was recently pumped full of semen and she chases them down only to suck the cum right out of them to satisfy her own selfish addiction. Whether it be within the tightest cunny or their tiny anus, Sanae binds and drains them regardless of how deeply buried within her reward is located in her victims. All of that and yet she still refuses to touch a virgin's semen storage.
There is no helping that girl.

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Would Reimu make fun of my penis size and laugh, or just make a single off hand comment while being disinterested and condescending at the same time?

>> No.20617035

>make fun of my penis size and laugh
That would be effort, so no. She'd just ask you when you're going to put it in after you've been fucking her for a while.

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>She'd just ask you when you're going to put it in after you've been fucking her for a while.
Hot, but I'd still prefer to get some traditional humiliation. I guess if I want someone to laugh at it, I need to see Sanae.

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Hater sure likes his Touhous as broken prostitutes.

>> No.20617178

Yeah, Sanae seems like the type to have an encyclopedic knowledge of dicks and also bully you about having a small one.

It'd be pretty hot to have her laugh the entire time though. Just giggling at you the whole time you hump her.

>> No.20617190

Great art, great taste.

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>She was a cute little girl with two swords.
>But her lady wanted eat more and more.
>She sold her swords.
>She began to sell her body.

>> No.20617225

Big dicks feel like actual sex. Small dicks literally tickle and feel annoying at best.

>> No.20617230

Youmu is the kind of girl I'd like to be the first customer for and take her home with me and become her sugar daddy.

>> No.20617241

I think Sanae is too slutty to turn someone down no matter how small the dick is. She gets that dopamine hit from slutting it up regardless, if the sex feels good and she cums it's a nice extra.

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Youmu with runny mascara is just too cute. My favorite is still the Hatate NTR one, though that's not prostitution.
Imagine making her laugh at your dick so much that she refused to let you put it in, and instead made you jerk off while sniffing her used panties while she's on her phone.

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Why pick Youmu when there's a perfectly good girl who'd welcome your money and attention already? Just don't expect anything in return, especially sex.

>> No.20617333

Hatate is scum. I want to rescue an actual good girl down on her luck, like Youmu.

>> No.20617357

That's really fucking scummy, I got mad just reading the text, fucking scamming asshole. That aside, I agree with >>20617266 regarding the runny mascara being rather appealing.

>> No.20617370

Sanae looks great here >>20603462 too, though I prefer her more as a smug and condescending type.

>> No.20617372

i don't understand this conversation at all

>> No.20617374

Are man enough to bring a broken prostitute Youmu into your care, anon? It's likely the Youmu you know and love is still there or she wouldn't be upset by this lifestyle, but she can't be called anything close to pure anymore. The Youmu who knew men has become a reality.

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You start from the left, baka gaijin style. Hatate is having sex with her special friend and would prefer to do that all day, but has to go on a date with her NTR'd boyfriend later which pisses her off.

>> No.20617441

So was the Aya one of these rape or what? Sure looked like it, but that's usually not Hater's thing.

>> No.20617453

oh thanks, i gathered from the poor english it might have been right to left

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You mean this one? Looks more like Aya had a pre-date sex session with her other friend. NTR is more of a Hater's thing rather than rape after all.

>> No.20617511

>Looks more like Aya had a pre-date sex session with her other friend
Agreed. She's just ahegao'd hard.

>> No.20617520

nipples still visible on camera

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Fixed. Gotta be careful with these things. Anyway, the bottom line is that Aya had consensual ahegao inducing sex with some man before going on a date with her boyfriend.

>> No.20617537

Whoa, just noticed you can see her titty bruise under the coat. Hot.

>> No.20617541

I dunno, anon. Looks like blackmail sex to me. Plus that way we'd have the NTR trifecta; willingly with Hatate, coerced with Aya, forced with Sanae.

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And her juices are still flowing down her leg too. She sure is a perfect gf. Still willing to go on a date with you, where you're paying for it of course, and ready to fun and enjoy your company, despite getting fucked silly before. Hatate is being rude to you here >>20617323, though it might be because she didn't get fucked enough. Aya was obviously fully satisfied and might act like a bitch like Hatate if she didn't get properly fucked before having to spend time with you.

>> No.20617586

>She sure is a perfect gf.
She sure is. I wonder if she'd have sex with her boyfriend with the other friend's cum still swimming inside her...?

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I dunno anon. It may have started out as blackmail, but the look on her face tells me that at some point she started enjoying it. I really hope he draws more of these. They are great.

>> No.20617623

I doubt Aya would risk you finding out like that. But unlike with Hatate at least with Aya she'd still have sex with you and would even pretend to like it! She's just that considerate of you.

>> No.20617632

I guess that's in the eye of the beholder. I do hope not. NTR played straight is disgusting.

>> No.20617642

It would make it more fun and varied to have it be blackmail that she secretly enjoys on a physical level, but hates on a concious level. We already have Hatate for straight up NTR after all.

>> No.20617689

That'd work. Be pretty fitting too.
I want too see one of these scenarios combust. Anon notices the bruises, stains, juice, wants answers. How would that go down?

>> No.20617724

Depends on the anon really. Someone dating Aya might or might not have enough self-respect to actually fight for her, but dating Hatate would mean resignation to your fate, there never was any hope to begin with.

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Aya is a bad mom.

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>you will never have your faith forcefully taken by Sanae

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Why is she cooking fertilized eggs? Unfertilized ones are like the ones you find in shops and are basically just her periods. And goddamn hater is fucked up. One of my favourite Touhou artists.

>> No.20618160

Does having my faith taken mean being disillusioned after finding out that she's a total slore?

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Sanae using miracles to turn you back into a shota while leaving your mind intact and doing adult things to you! Also who are you quoting?

>> No.20618194

If you won't stand up for your tengu gf, then you don't deserve her in the first place. Fight, anon! Even if it's hopeless, fight!
What about Sanae?

>> No.20618218

Whoa, an egglaying girl can have all sorts of erotic implications.
Masturbation with eggs fertilized by someone else, eating them, watching her eat mine...

>> No.20618229

Hard to say. Are you bad enough dude to go up against Suwako and Kanako and save Sanae from forced prostitution?

>> No.20618236

Bad end: her savior gets NTR'd away by Suwako and/or Kanako

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I really hate the idea of Sanae getting abused by Kanako and Suwako, but love the idea of Kanako seducing her boyfriend.

>> No.20618274 [DELETED] 

You're damn right I am!

>> No.20618388

Hell yes I am!

>> No.20620229

It scares me how despite her ordering me around to "shut up and buy her icecream", I'd still stay with her because she's so adorable
I'm gonna end up marrying a bitch in the future, aren't I?

>> No.20620270

Maybe if a bitch is desperate enough to take you.
I dated a real slore once and eventually she got bored of me and dumped me.

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I would marry Hatate in a heart beat even if she treated me like an ATM and never let me have sex with me. I'd clean up that apartment of hers too.

>> No.20620334

>I'd clean up that apartment of hers too.
...While she was fucking another guy in there?

>> No.20620346

Be the real man, bring her drinks and snacks to keep her energized during the act.

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I doubt she'd want me around when she's having sex with someone. I'd clean up after she's done.

>> No.20620365

>I'd clean up after she's done.
...Including licking her body clean?

>> No.20620366

Would you really touch condoms used by another man to fuck your girlfriend?

>> No.20620373

I bet he'd masturbate with them.

>> No.20620410
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If that's what she wanted, then sure.
Kappa probably manufacture modern cleaning supplies like disposable gloves to avoid that.

>> No.20620426

A husband to a slut is like a coach to a boxer, after all. She needs to be able to keep up for 15 rounds no matter what.

>> No.20620429

i'm marrying hatate

>> No.20620441

Without the ceremony I presume, it's cheaper that way

>> No.20620453

I'm cum inside your bride before the wedding

Come on now, Hatate has always wanted to get married while filled up with a gangbang

>> No.20620462

Enjoy your

Genital Warts

you earned it.

>> No.20620471

You forgot syphilis dude

>> No.20620477

Don't, she'll get pregnant from another man and make you raise the child while she fucks countless other guys behind your back (and some in front of you).
You deserve better, anon, don't marry the slut who doesn't love you.

>> No.20620481

How did a literal prostitute thread turn into a cuck spouting his nonsense fantasies?

Fuck off.

>> No.20620483

>watching from the pews as a thick dollop of cum drools from her vagina as she's saying her marriage vows
I'm hard now, my dude.

>> No.20620514

Are we being raided?

>> No.20620521

Yeah, by /jp/ users.

>> No.20620527

A slut raid in the whore thread

>> No.20620552

What do you think Reimu's prices would be like?
I think the prices would be set based on how much time and effort it is for her. So you could bareback creampie her for cheaper than get a handjob or a blowjob.

>> No.20620603

well it's simple. all you have to do is mention that you love a prostitute or will marry one

>> No.20620615 [DELETED] 

Hater draws quality prosti2hus. Hater also draws quality NTR. Both prostitution and cuckoldry often include themes of self-loathing and interactions that are transactional in nature without any deeper emotional connection. They embody the faceless aspect of sexual encounters and fantasies. There is no meaningful relationship between a client and a whore or a cuck and his wife. Only the sexual gratification matters in both.

>> No.20620630

Hater draws quality prosti2hus. Hater also draws quality NTR. Both prostitution and cuckoldry often include themes of self-loathing and interactions that are transactional in nature without any deeper emotional connection. They embody the faceless aspect of sexual encounters and fantasies. There is no meaningful relationship between a client and a whore or a cuck and his wife. Only the sexual gratification matters in both. Also this >>20620603.

>> No.20620723

Also compare the posts about hookereimu's customer service with the cuck posts. There are a ton of similarities particularly on the self-loathing front.

>> No.20620754

For people who have resigned themselves to bottom of the barrel prostitutes, the step towards NTR is a short one.

>> No.20620786

>For people who have resigned themselves to bottom of the barrel prostitutes, the step towards NTR is a short one.
Exactly this.

A girl is at best annoyed by you. She's only with you because of your meager money. She doesn't engage herself in or enjoy the sex you have with her. She has plenty of sex with other men. Their semen and STD's may still be inside her when she has sex with you.
Am I describing a dime hooker or an NTR slut? Who can tell.

>> No.20620826

Yeah, but you'd need to pay for the pill, so ass is probably the cheapest, followed by armpits and tits(it's worse for her to use her phone while you do that), then pussy.

>> No.20620850

One(1) guy.
>liking fucking whores and wanting to watch a man fuck your girlfriend are practically equivalent
Not everyone who's into prostitution is a masochist.

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But ass requires clean up before hand making it much more troublesome to provide. Unless Reimu just plain couldn't be bothered with that and lets you fuck her ass without an enema or the like. In fact she probably would, it would go great with the rest of that dead fish experience of hers.

>> No.20620881

Seems legit. BYOCondom vaginal might be pretty cheap too, but you'd pay extra for the extra time the decreased sensitivity makes you take to cum.

>In fact she probably would
You know she would. Both holes would go fully uncleaned all day long. Her mouth is probs the most sanitary, she has to swallow sometimes after all.

>> No.20620942

Do you think bringing a friend and going for DP gives a discount?

>> No.20620971

Sure. The more customers she can take at once the better her hourly earnings get. I bet you could get half off on the second and further guys. A steal for gangbangs as long as you don't interfere with her phone use!

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I want to pay Marisa to butt-butt me.

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>> No.20628734

I love pantyhose, but I hate shitty attempts like this.

>> No.20628762

Looks more like a pair of crude nigfeet

>> No.20631928

If she would ask in an half annoyed-half angry tone if you are finally done, it would be perfect.

>> No.20633753

Sounds pretty comfy, honestly. Spending all day inside Reimu while she leans back against you and you read the paper over her shoulder seems pretty relaxing. Each time you cum, you pull out a 500 yen and put it on the table without ever removing yourself. Or have Marisa come over, and they have their normal conversation on the porch, except with Reimu on your lap. Maybe she even agrees to let Marisa have a turn, so she can have some money to go into town and by snacks. Then Reimu hops back on, with no cleanup in between.

>> No.20634634

Hatater is Baka gaijin? Didnt knew that, his art seems a whole lot better than a typical westerner.

>> No.20634667

Thanks for hitting my fetish, good fap.

>> No.20634815

Zero effort whores seem to be an underserved niche. When you see hooker doujins it's always enkou or thirsty sluts.

>> No.20635033

He's Russian. It explains his work to be honest.

>> No.20635926

All his prosti2hus have their makeup look and run like your typical teen russian girl prostitute

>> No.20636246

Where can I find a typical teen russian girl prostitute?
Asking for a friend.

>> No.20636926

In Russia.

>> No.20637864

Based and prostitutionpilled.

>> No.20639887

Enkous are good for disinterested sex as well.

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I imagined hatater with a cute russian accent when she is speaking rudely to the boyfriend. It's especially cute sounding when she says "It's day with you". Very cute and very russian accenty.

>> No.20640240

I don't know what OBAKA means.

>> No.20641291

Great, now I have a boner and need to deal with it with more Hatate NTR. Thanks a lot anon.

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>Where can I find a typical teen russian girl prostitute?
In russia
But, they are too stupid to know English and other foreign languages
therefore there will be problems

>> No.20642193

Brb learning Russian so I can hire one to cosplay Reimu for me.

>> No.20642219

also, it will be easy for you to get services
cause tourist are money

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I want a teen russian prostitute now. I want her to cosplay as hatate but naked since we are having sex and not playing chess so all she really needs is a wig and pointed ears.

>> No.20642467

I want mine to cosplay Reimu with just the bow and hair tubes on. They don't even have to be a specific size to fit her.

I wonder how much a skinny flat girl would cost...

>> No.20642544

around 50 usd for an hour and around 200 usd for a night. it's a pretty good deal for the night if you want to cuddle afterwards

>> No.20643688

You sure know a lot about russian teen whores.

>> No.20643781

Is this one of those channels where everything is staged? She seems unreasonably angry at a guy who paid a premium just to play chess with her. She just flings them at the wall and storms off, it's kind of depressing.

>> No.20643807

cuddling with a post-sex prostitute sounds disturbing, after climax i just want her out

>> No.20646333

I know /jp/ will be a wizard board in a decade or two but why do you fags like whores to begin with?
You're thinking with your dick and not thinking clearly. For what reason is it a good thing to pay a whore to remove your chances of becoming a Wizard? You face huge health and legal risks, you're fucking a hole that countless others have, she most likely can't give any less a damn about you and you will never tell anyone you hired a prostitute so you could say you had sex before before the age of 30. Is it really worth it /jp/? Why can't you remain loyal to your waifu and the 2D universe? 3D isn't PD, 3D is Fucking Disgusting.
Hell, one faggot in this thread is already on NTR road.

>> No.20646347

>You're thinking with your dick
Well, yes. That's the whole point. And nobody in this thread was talking 3D until some moron brought up Russia. 2D whores can be great even while 3D ones are among the most disgusting creatures imaginable.

>> No.20646492

> /jp/ will be a wizard board in a decade or two
/jp/ is a wizard board for decade or two.

>> No.20646606

I want to have sex with a Junko cosplayer

>> No.20647142
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>Is it really worth it /jp/? Why can't you remain loyal to your waifu and the 2D universe?
Do you seriously think that long-term users of this board have the self-esteen required for that

>> No.20647357

>one faggot
I can say with 100% certainty that there is more than one. I did not make all of those posts alone.

>> No.20647673

Whores are the only kind of girls that are the same 2d and 3d. You'll never have a childhood friend or a student council president, but fucking a gross whore is entirely possible.

>> No.20647809

I want to have sex with the real thing.

>> No.20648090

>Is this one of those channels where everything is staged
>She seems unreasonably angry at
Considering her dialogue in Russian (like a dumb redneck/bydlo) it is not surprising that she hates chess

>> No.20649832

2hus are not real, anon

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