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Alright guys, I think it's time to get it out of our systems for today.

ITT: We troll each other on our awesome Japanese abilities.

I've been studying for about a year now so I'm basically fluent, I know like hundreds of kanji.

>> No.2059217

I've been looking at loli for years now, so I know like hundreds of places to get porn.

>> No.2059228

I've been studying for about a week now so I'm basically fluent, I know like almost all the kana.

>> No.2059232

I've been playing mahjong since I was 4, so I know a bunch of places to find CP.

>> No.2059235

I've reported this thread for /lang/ material on /jp/.

>> No.2059236

I'm a 4chan level otaku. I don't talk with you chumps in anime club, I don't read your "anime magazine" with new releases I saw two years ago. I don't need to go to a club full of fat smelly people to watch Full Metal Alchemist all over again. I've got fuckin' live feed torrents of the newest animes you haven't even hear of, and figures from said anime being shipped to my house so I can masturbate on them. Go read your "yowie" on fanfiction.net, I'm downloading loli dojinshi and reading the fucking raws.

You keep wearing your naruto headbands and shit, socializing with your weeaboo friends. I'll be walking by, Anonymous. You'll never know that the master of anime had passed you by, because I suppress my power level.

>> No.2059250

>>2059235
Hate to break it to you bro - there is no /lang/ board.

>> No.2059257

I've been 'studying' Japanese for ten years, so I'm basically still terrible at it.

>> No.2059260
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>>2059250

>> No.2059261

Yeah, Japanese was hard, but not as hard as learning Chinese, Korean, Russian, Esperanto, and Solresol to fluency.
Which I have.

>> No.2059262

About half a year now, still have a long way to go to be where I want.
Ah well, another day, another step forward.

>> No.2059266

>>2059260
>Chan en español.

>> No.2059267

>>2059250
Text boards? Never heard of them!

>> No.2059268

Final Fantasy X's Yuna

Do you think Yuna's pubic hair is natural? Trimmed? Shaved completely?

Also, please justify your answer.

I believe Yuna does not trim or shave her pubic hair. She is religious, chaste, and very modest due to her religious upbringing.

>> No.2059270

>>2059260
That's not a board.
Its a page with a whole ton of words and no pictures.

>> No.2059273

>>2059270
In other words, a message board.

>> No.2059275

>>2059273
In other words, you're a faggot.

>> No.2059281
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>> No.2059282

>>2059260
B-but I can't post hilarious reaction images on a text-only board!

>> No.2059283

>>2059266

Hey, I don't make the topics, I just show people that they're ignorant about 4chan.

>> No.2059302

>>2059268
natural, cuz she's japanese

>> No.2059310

白人でふたばに書き込みできません。うまれてきてごめんなさい。

>> No.2059346

>>2059268

FFX Yuna: Natural
FFX-2 Yuna: Shaved

>> No.2059375

I've played every eroge listed on erogamescape with at least 50 votes and a mean of at least 70% (with like 4 exceptions that are especially hard to get) for at least a few hours, and have cleared over 250 of them.

The bad? This is more or less what I spend my life doing, and I can't even tell most people about it.

>> No.2059387

>>2059375
Top 5 please in case I ever feel like playing one

>> No.2059398

>>2059387
G-Senjou no Maou
Sharin no Kuni, Himawari no Shoujo
Cross Channel
Kira Kira
Symphonic Rain

>> No.2059402

>>2059398
Actually, I _did_ say eroge, so cross out Symphonic Rain and replace it with Moshimo Ashita ga Hare Naraba.

>> No.2059409

The bastardized hybrid mess Japanese calls a writing system is the stupidest and least efficient means of encoding concepts in symbols since ancient cuneiform. Or maybe ever.

You know in your hearts it's true.

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2059436

I'm a professional level weeaboo. I moved to Japan and finished my education at the University of Tokyo, defended my masters thesis in Japanese, passed my job interviews in Japanese and will start working at a large company located in Shibuya starting in April.

>> No.2059443

>>2059436
Do you still fap to loli doujins at night?

If not, you're not one of us anymore...

>> No.2059448

>>2059443
no I am slowly transitioning to 3D-only

>> No.2059449

>>2059448
Even in Japan, that's criminal.

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>>2059436

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