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2052252 No.2052252 [Reply] [Original]

get off your butt and tell/call your little sister that you love her.

post reaction.

>> No.2052254

I HAVE NO SISTER

>> No.2052256

No, I want to be a tsundere brother.

>> No.2052258

>>2052256
you bastard!

>> No.2052259

>>2052254
AND NO DOUBT SHE WOULD HATE YOU ANYWAY IF SHE EXISTED.

>> No.2052262

I don't have a little sister.

I do have a crush on someone, but it's too complicated to do anything about.

Fucking ronery forever.

>> No.2052263

I don't like to lie.

>> No.2052265

She would just say that she loves me too. . . or wonder why I called to say that all of the sudden.

>> No.2052266

How did you get this number?

>> No.2052270

I told her I love her.

she said if I really loved her I'd go buy her some tacos.

>> No.2052271
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2052271

>>2052254

>> No.2052273

>>2052262
>I do have a crush on someone

Tell her in time for Valentine's.

>> No.2052274

>>2052262
I know what you mean. That damn shower goes from freezing to scorching hot.

>> No.2052281

>>2052270
And you're posting on /jp/ instead of getting her some crisp, zesty tacos?

>> No.2052279

OP, if it was your intention to make everyone who doesn't have a little sister feel bad, it was a success.

>> No.2052278

>>2052262
>I do have a crush on someone, but it's too complicated to do anything about.

Cool. I like someone too, but I'm scared to tell her because I get the feeling that she thinks I'm too weird.
Nothing complicated.

>> No.2052284

i did it.
then my mother got angry at me for talking to myself again.
;_; damn,
I'M NOT FUCKING CRAZY! FUCK YOU MOM!
THE INTERNET TOLD ME TO DO IT!

>> No.2052286

Imouto: "haha you're such a pedophile"
I laugh as well.
imouto: "So how are things going"
etc.

>> No.2052287

>>2052273

I'll actually be spending Valentines day with her.

But it really is one of those situations I can't do anything about. It's not a matter of lacking self-confidence (I'm a /fit/fag who lifts weights and is in really good shape, and not ugly at all), it's just the circumstances make it impossible for anything to come out of it.

>> No.2052290

>>2052286

how old is she?

>> No.2052293

My little sister died when she was 6 days old ;_;

>> No.2052295

>>2052290
79

>> No.2052296

>>2052278
You're just looking for excuses to continue being a pussy who never does anything to make things go his way. Go ahead, nothings stopping you from never ever doing anything to serve you well.

>> No.2052308

>>2052287
>>(I'm a /fit/fag who lifts weights and is in really good shape, and not ugly at all)

All Anons are fat and ugly. That's why you're Anonymous.

And that's what you get for getting a crush on a girl. Bros aren't supposed to do that.

>> No.2052300

I tell her all the time. Heck, right now, we're watching The Best of Both Worlds on TNG.

>> No.2052304

>>2052296
On the contrary, doing nothing has always served me well. It's when I attempt something that things go poorly.

>> No.2052305

>>2052296
I doubt that, you see, there's a certain logic to that kind of behaviour.

Say there is a girl you like, and she fits the bill of desirability (likes the things you do but isn't an attention whore as far as /jp/'s version goes).

Well... Don't you think about 100 other people have realised that too? Several of whom are better looking?

Nothing wrong with defeatism in that context.

>> No.2052309

I don't have a sister.

>> No.2052313
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>>2052300

FUCK YEAH, LOCUTUS OF BORG!!!

>> No.2052314

>>2052290
13. (she looks very loli though, completely flat chest and all)
We have a inside joke that i'm secretly a pedophile. I am a lolicon however, so I wonder what she would think.

>> No.2052316

>>2052304
But you should just go and talk to her. It cant really harm you.

>> No.2052318
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>>2052296

>> No.2052320

OP is a faggot

I'll never forget my sister. Seriously, don't let your big sis drink and drive.

>> No.2052321

>>2052296
I'm not looking for excuses. I have plenty.

Shit, I don't know. I've never told anyone that I liked them.

>> No.2052325

>>2052320

She spilled her drink?

>> No.2052326

I did this and my wife got jealous. So I gave my little sister a hug as well to further annoy her.

>> No.2052327

>>2052287
cool bro. Yo, I got a question for you. Um, about that starting strength program and that 5 x 5 fitness routine --is it possible to do those programs alone? Without a spotter? I would ask /fit/, but those dudez are too strong and I'm too intimidated to make a thread there....

thanks, guy

>> No.2052335

>>2052326
Guy with maids?

>> No.2052329

>>2052305
A man can be destroyed, but not defeated.

>> No.2052332

>>2052325

Nope, it's dead sister Anon.

>> No.2052333

>>2052308

Nope, I know for certain I'm in better shape than 90% of the people here.

I do my SQUATZ and eat my OATZ, and have some fuck awesome thunderthighs and abs.

My life is pretty much nothing but animu and exercise.

>> No.2052334

>>2052296
don't derail thread

yeah I called her and said 'hey I love you sis' then she got angry and said 'you don't call your sister to tell her that' and I said 'why not' she said 'cause its weird' and I responded 'you're weird if you don't want family to let you know they're thinking of you' then she laughed and told me I am supposed to take her up to show her my college (we both forgot), gonna do it this weekend now. You rock OP.

>> No.2052338

>>2052320
what happened?

>> No.2052346

>>2052329
Get back to /sea/ with your silly optimism.

>> No.2052347

my sister farted and rolled her eyes

>> No.2052343

>>2052305
While I can understand your personal opinion, at least trying to take a chance may result in something good. So what if better looking people have noticed, how the fuck would you personally know? When start assuming that someone else is better than you, you'll just set yourself up for failure. Just man up and ask her, and who the fuck knows you could get lucky, you could get shot down, but you won't know until you try.

>> No.2052345

"I love you."
"So why are you telling me this?"
"Guess."
"I know it's a joke, but I don't see the point..."
"So, caught that Murkrow yet?"
"No, they keep breaking my balls D:"
"Yeah, you tend to do that a lot to me too."
Hilarity and punches in the teeth ensue.

Yeah, my sister loves me. Feels good man.

>> No.2052350

>>2052327

You can do them alone, just be careful. It's best if you have a power rack with safety bars though. Hell, I did Starting Strength for like three months before I got my rack, I just made sure I never lifted more than I knew I could handle.

Just don't try to max without a spotter.

>> No.2052348

>>2052333

>I know for certain I'm in better shape than 90% of the people here.

You pulled that out of your ass

>> No.2052352

MY OLDER SISTER...


...she hates me cause I wrecked her car ;_;

>> No.2052353

>>2052326
Stop making me jealous, wife-and-sister Anon.

>> No.2052355

>>2052334
Success!!
Yeah, I loved having those conversations when my sis was alive.

>> No.2052356

>>2052343
You misunderstand me.

There isn't anyone I like at the moment. But I can understand that attitude.

It's not such a bad attitude to have, it's safe. There are undoubtedly better looking people out there who have noticed said girl, so really, why embarass yourself when you could just go home and watch some anime instead?

>> No.2052357

>>2052348

Pretty much, but I'm not a skinny weakfag, and I'm not morbidly obese, so that means I've got the majority of anons beat.

>> No.2052361

>>2052345
>they keep breaking my balls
I'm just gonna quite this out of context because it looks better that way.

>> No.2052363

SISTERS DO NOT EXIST!

I have yet to find this mystical female counterpart/rival to my family that I am supposed to have.

>> No.2052364

>>2052343
I'll just keep going the way I do now.
I've helped her with her computer, talked to her over dinner (shared kitchen, dorm, etc.), so while she thinks I'm weird, she still seems to like talking to me whenever we run into each other.

>> No.2052365

>>2052356
>why embarass yourself when you could just go home and watch some anime instead?
Why do anything? What makes any action worth it? Why bother eating? You're gonna die eventually anyway.

>> No.2052366

My sister was raped last week, dunno if I should say it cause I always come off so creepy <_>

>> No.2052367

>>2052361
I plan to tease her about that bit for a few more days.

>> No.2052369

I got up, walked over to her, and patted her on the head.
"I love you."
"Okay."
then she went back to playing DS.

orz

>> No.2052370

>>2052365
Exactly.

>> No.2052373

>>2052361
I couldn't read that quote without an Italian accent saying it in my head.

>> No.2052375

>>2052365
Eating is delicious and playing games is fun, hence dying slower is more fun as long as activities that aren't fun aren't done.

>> No.2052382
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2052382

the last girl i liked rejected me four times out of the five times i asked her out.
the one time she agreed, she brought a (male) friend along with her without telling me.
FFFFFFFFF
i think she thought i was going to rape her because she asked my friend if it was "safe" to meet with me.

women suck

>> No.2052377

>>2052366
TELL HER THAT IT WAS YOU

>> No.2052378

>>2052366
You should hug her to make sure she knows she is still loved.

>> No.2052381

>>2052356
Looks dont always matter that much, if you really arent ugly in any way.
Though i understand you, but if i werent pretty ugly-looking (i have too big nose ;_;), i would probably speak to the woman i like.

>> No.2052386

>>2052366
just say "wassup, you doin ok?", and she'll get the message

>> No.2052387

>>2052365
Except one has clear cost-benefit attached to it and is needed to keep me alive.

>> No.2052390

"I love you"
"No you don't"
"why?"
"cause I hear you love yourself at night"
"...bitch"
"bastard"

now we're off to wendy's ,later anon.

>> No.2052391

>>2052382
you know, I think I would have gotten the message the first time she rejected

>> No.2052392

>>2052382
Don't ask 12 year olds out like that.

>> No.2052393

>2052366

It's best just to give her some space for now.

>> No.2052396

>>2052391
yes, but i used to have good self esteem.
not so much anymore

>> No.2052398

>>2052387
With your pessimism, you might as well be suicidal.

>> No.2052404
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2052404

my sister is the laziest thing on the planet when she gets home from school, I'll tell her later.

>> No.2052407

>>2052387
the only thing keeping me alive is the big fat $500 price tag on a revolver, and I really want to see eps 4 of Umineko.

>> No.2052408

>>2052398
lol why? Pessimism is more conducive to being happy. Plus I'm only really pessimistic as far as women go.

>> No.2052412

'I love you sis'

'you tellin me this while I'm in the bathroom, what's wrong with you'

slick response: 'there is never a wrong time to tell your sister you love her silly'

my real response: 'oh yeah, well I just figured' *slithers away*

>> No.2052422

>>2052398
There is a huge difference between being pessimistic and being suicidal.

>> No.2052432

I love you

....shhhhhhhh watching TV stupid

>> No.2052426

I love you

..shhhhhhhh watching tv silly

>> No.2052429

>>2052422
Yeah, 500 bucks is quite a pack.

>> No.2052433

optimism = jedi
pessimism = sith
choose wisely young padawans

>> No.2052437
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>>2052333

Not in better shape then us NEET trip friends, but you might be more fit than most Anons. But that's like shooting fish in a barrel.

Anyways, I'm curious about your circumstances. You'd think she would be craving your cock by now if what you say is true; no (young) girl can resist a combination of good looks and /fit/ muscles.

Also, in during discussion forum type thread on an imageboard.

>> No.2052438

>>2052433
jedi = eternal virgins.

sound kind of like /jp/ to me.

>> No.2052439

After playing Crescendo, I've always found the word silly incredibly hot. Too bad no one speaks English here ;_;

>> No.2052454

>>2052439
i've only ever seen homosexual stereotypes on tv say "silly", silly.

>> No.2052446

My little sister loves me.

>> No.2052447

>>2052433
Jedi are emotionless hypocrits. Screw them.

>> No.2052448

I LUUUUUUUUUUUUV YOU SISTA!

QUIT JOKING AROUND! *click*

>> No.2052455

>>2052408
What you are practicing is accepting pessimism, which is nothing more than pure unmanly cowardice. It's definitely a sign of weakness that you admit to being powerless.

Perhaps I, as a hot-blooded man, will never understand how people can just accept being weak.

>> No.2052456

>>2052439
No-one speaks English? What?

>> No.2052458

>>2052407
Gotta get around to playing Umineko myself. But I said I'd play Saya no Uta before that.

I increasingly find the only decent points in my life waiting for new games and watching a decent anime (becoming less and less common as each season passes). Everything else is just work and routine.

>> No.2052465

>>2052455
It takes greater strength to accept the truth for what it is and soldier on despite it than to cover it up with delusion.

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