Look at this sad, fat sack of shit. She doesn't deserve her own thread but I feel bad for her so here it is: The Patchouli thread.

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Anonymous Mon Dec 24 20:39:20 2018 No.20481603 [Reply] [Original]

Look at this sad, fat sack of shit. She doesn't deserve her own thread but I feel bad for her so here it is: The Patchouli thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 20:41:08 2018 No.20481611 File: 216 KB, 500x500, 1505240156904.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She doesn't seemed to be fazed by my insults, so feel free to say more mean stuff to her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 20:43:18 2018 No.20481627 File: 250 KB, 586x933, 1506440444331.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jesus, come up for air you freaking pig.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 20:43:48 2018 No.20481632 >>20481603 who are you blind idiots mad by proxy tonight?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 20:47:17 2018 No.20481646 File: 374 KB, 573x800, 1505142148728.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20481632 I don't have the slightest fucking clue what you're talking about.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 20:56:52 2018 No.20481709 File: 42 KB, 351x506, 1505677053832.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchouli was actually my first favorite 2hu. I feel kinda bad for saying mean things about her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 21:04:13 2018 No.20481742 File: 62 KB, 579x744, 1507522378184.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I was gonna delete this thread and make a "say something nice about her" thread but it's too late now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 21:07:34 2018 No.20481759 >>20481742 This thread is more original at the very least, template thread faggotry is the worst.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 21:09:13 2018 No.20481763 File: 113 KB, 469x634, 1506550045779.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20481759 I can't believe I said such mean things about her. She was my first fumo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 21:25:19 2018 No.20481831 >>20481603 How can a girl so fat manage to be so flat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 21:31:54 2018 No.20481867 File: 263 KB, 1278x1870, Patchy1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchy isn't fat!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 21:33:13 2018 No.20481879 File: 1.09 MB, 812x1015, patchy27.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 21:34:16 2018 No.20481885 File: 1.76 MB, 1306x1400, 20e20cab9eb8554e8c161b162f8363aa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 21:36:41 2018 No.20481895 File: 333 KB, 638x900, fat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20481603 FATSO!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 21:39:52 2018 No.20481903 File: 1.60 MB, 960x1280, patchy21.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	blah Mon Dec 24 21:45:58 2018 No.20481926 >>20481763 Post your fumo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 21:47:33 2018 No.20481930 >>20481603 Why do you like her, /jp/? Is it because out of all early Windows era 2hus she is the most similar to you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 21:54:04 2018 No.20481955 File: 882 KB, 2448x3264, slepp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20481926 This was back in may 2017 from the day I got her. I don't wanna post her now. She hasn't left my closet in at least a month. Sad feels.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 21:55:13 2018 No.20481961 File: 104 KB, 736x1104, IMG_7601.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20481955 Her hat wasn't even on right. I was just so excited to have her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 22:01:34 2018 No.20481980 File: 1.13 MB, 500x282, 1520981950559.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fucking hell, man. She's always gonna be #1 for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 22:15:56 2018 No.20482030 File: 57 KB, 567x567, 1505166095844.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i love my patchy patchy

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 22:22:08 2018 No.20482066 >>20482030 For a moment I thought she had gorilla arms.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 22:35:53 2018 No.20482150 >>20481611 Patchouli is CUTE![\spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 22:38:59 2018 No.20482165 >>20481611 She smells like my grandma

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 04:07:20 2018 No.20483371 Anon says a mean thing about Patcho and instantly regrets it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 04:08:15 2018 No.20483373 >>20481930 I like her because under those pajamas she probably has a very cute butt

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 05:06:58 2018 No.20483569 >>20481611 Patchouli is not cute at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 06:04:02 2018 No.20483768 File: 720 KB, 852x1200, f89fea1ab36a3acd0397b992d82468cf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stop bullying my wife ''please''

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 11:13:00 2018 No.20485700 >>20483371 This keeps happening to me actually. Every time I insult someone on 4chan now I have to apologize, and if I don’t it’ll haunt me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 12:00:16 2018 No.20486012 File: 959 KB, 900x1274, Rainchuli.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love Patchouli

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 15:38:26 2018 No.20487109 >>20485700 I was going to call you a fag, but I changed my mind. You're just a kindhearted person.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 15:51:21 2018 No.20487189 >>20487109 I’m not kind, I’m a histrionic attention whore because I’m frustrated with my loneliness.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 16:50:53 2018 No.20487535 >>20487189 Oh, so you are a fag.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 17:01:44 2018 No.20487624 >>20487535 I was gonna call him a weakling but it seems you have everything handled.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 20:59:27 2018 No.20488876 File: 2.71 MB, 2478x1970, 71402486_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20483569 Objectively wrong.

Anonymous Tue Dec 25 22:12:41 2018 No.20489208
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>>20487535
>>20487624
You guys are in no position to judge me. I’m better off than half the people that use this board. I just have a shit personality, which is why I talk to people online rather than face to face.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 00:10:45 2018 No.20489724 >>20489208 >say that shit directly to the ... face, not online motherfucker. Basically you. Quoting approximately 98% of the sentence copied from >>20488850

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 02:42:37 2018 No.20490316 File: 285 KB, 1122x1281, 1506690256502.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20489724 Not a single part of my post was meant to be threatening so I'm just gonna assume you're baiting me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 02:50:48 2018 No.20490344 >>20490316 No. Thinking you're better than half an entire board is a rough estimate. No matter how good you think you are, there is always someone better. Remember that.

Anonymous Wed Dec 26 02:54:52 2018 No.20490354
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>>20490344
Being better than half the board puts me at average, because the other half is better than me. If anything it seems like you're the one who's upset.
Also like half the board is NEET.

Anonymous Wed Dec 26 02:56:13 2018 No.20490362
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>>20490344
Wait a second, you're totally putting words in my mouth. I said "better off than" not "better than." I meant in terms of well being and social life. Nobody is "better" than anyone else.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 03:02:52 2018 No.20490385 File: 116 KB, 1088x1000, f795891f67d044bc27c371e4f31cd4ca.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hey mods can you just ban me and take down this entire thread while you're at it? i'm ashamed of my existence

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 03:11:58 2018 No.20490421 >>20490385 incoming fuck all of you-post

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 03:15:01 2018 No.20490426 >>20490421 nah i don't do that anymore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 03:22:14 2018 No.20490454 >>20490385 Fix the attitude, big fella.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 03:28:29 2018 No.20490477 File: 98 KB, 351x1384, 1519118622327.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20490454 fuck all of you

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 03:33:14 2018 No.20490499 File: 675 KB, 1400x1400, 1518946438648.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i hope people can ignore the my spergfit in this thread and just look at the pictures

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>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 10:40:53 2018 No.20492034 File: 326 KB, 700x700, 1545486084192.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A cute!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 18:04:11 2018 No.20495315 >>20481603 Look at this sad, fat sack of shit named OP. He doesn't deserve his own thread but I feel bad for him so here it is: OP, the faggot - thread number 20481603.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 19:35:04 2018 No.20495847 File: 391 KB, 1446x2047, __patchouli_knowledge_touhou_drawn_by_krisame_amane__3859cb7f2929a018f5e26396d475a39b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 20:48:36 2018 No.20496273 >>20481603 Remilia takes sexual advantage of Patchouli daily

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 27 02:01:58 2018 No.20497682 >>20496273 In which ways?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 27 02:12:13 2018 No.20497735 File: 1.82 MB, 1074x1403, 1508523849473.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20495315 Thank god I'm not actually fat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 27 07:07:24 2018 No.20498865 File: 95 KB, 720x960, 97b386158bd12425694a31323cdabd0a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Contain your inanity while on the patcho thread, she hates annoying crap like this

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 27 08:56:44 2018 No.20499345 >>20495847 She's so adorable!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 27 09:44:13 2018 No.20499641 >>20498865 I told you to ignore it, I was just having my yearly christmas sadness and couldn’t stop shit talking myself.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 27 10:44:18 2018 No.20500044 >>20499992 this

Anonymous Thu Dec 27 10:49:20 2018 No.20500071

Some characters, I feel the urge to step on them and impale them with cacti. But not Patchouli. There is something strangely attractive and lovable in a cute, lazy, sick, perhaps overweight purple haired magician girl. I simply feel the need to hug her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 27 13:19:09 2018 No.20500759 File: 194 KB, 1024x768, WoWScrnShot_122618_181621.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchy is DPS!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 27 13:25:11 2018 No.20500800 >>20497682 Remi inserts her boy dick between her fat tits.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 27 13:31:27 2018 No.20500833 >>20500759 i miss playing on a wow private server, somehow they always attract the most autistic of players

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 27 13:34:00 2018 No.20500843 >>20500833 I know what you mean. Our guild leader kicked someone for making fun of Nickelback.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 27 13:53:50 2018 No.20500930 File: 207 KB, 1920x1019, Potato Knowledge 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20500759

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 27 15:46:13 2018 No.20501517 >>20500930 I traveled back to 2008 just to say that shit mad kawaii nigga.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 27 19:18:49 2018 No.20502726 >>20500759 not with that lv

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 27 20:45:05 2018 No.20503216 >>20497682 The sexual and nonconsenting ones

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 27 21:58:54 2018 No.20503593 >>20500044 this, but unironically

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 27 22:00:54 2018 No.20503605 >>20503593 are you implying something about my desire to squish her soft face?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 27 22:23:35 2018 No.20503743 File: 109 KB, 417x409, 1518034294548.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchuri is so fucking cute in azure reflections, dudes. I want to pin her down as sniff her all over!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 27 23:08:07 2018 No.20503999 File: 324 KB, 570x560, 1538704766511.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20481603 WHAT A FAT PIG!!!!!!! IF I SEE HER AT THE NEXT TOUHOU PROM IM GONNA FUCKING HURL BECAUSE OF HOW FAT SHE IS!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 27 23:11:57 2018 No.20504018 >>20503999 patchy is not fat she's anorexic if anything, and iron deficient

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 27 23:13:33 2018 No.20504032 >>20481603 Patchy is a cutie even if she's plumpy. Please respect and don't call her mean names, please.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 27 23:14:02 2018 No.20504033 >>20504018 Canon nutrient deficiency.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 27 23:15:15 2018 No.20504035 File: 32 KB, 500x281, 500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I still feel bad about being mean to her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 27 23:47:19 2018 No.20504187 >>20481603 patchi dumb lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 27 23:49:02 2018 No.20504194 File: 982 KB, 1190x1450, ab500b6be3e48afb1b073622e43b0e71.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20503999 If she's fat how come her bags are this gigantic?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 27 23:51:12 2018 No.20504203 File: 488 KB, 960x960, 0fde41032a731801e84cf090352acc72.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20504194 >if she's not fat I'm sleepy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 00:32:25 2018 No.20504348 File: 141 KB, 1280x1173, Patchy3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 05:42:25 2018 No.20505288 >>20481603 cutie

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 09:38:32 2018 No.20506447 File: 69 KB, 270x463, 1532292796199.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20504187

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 23:16:01 2018 No.20510729 File: 834 KB, 1253x1769, 17a8605a10861da6e44008d2e1abbfee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 23:17:41 2018 No.20510736 File: 61 KB, 656x700, me.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20505288 Sometimes I whisper "cutie" when I'm petting my patche fumo's hair in the dark.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 23:18:51 2018 No.20510740 >>20503216 Is consent a concept that exists in the SDM?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 23:19:47 2018 No.20510744 >>20504035 where can i watch the fanime

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 23:50:19 2018 No.20510873 why do artists like making patchy anything but a loli

Anonymous Fri Dec 28 23:51:19 2018 No.20510879
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How good is Patchouli at taking compliments? Does she puff up with pride, get all bashful, hardly react at all? Does she try to put on a show of one thing while she actually feels another?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 00:03:30 2018 No.20510941 File: 353 KB, 600x600, 1506601942630.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20510873 I really wish I knew. Oddly enough I don't mind.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 00:08:02 2018 No.20510964 File: 426 KB, 700x704, 1507958942897.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20498865 My autism is making me think Patchouli still hates me even though she isn't real. I will repent by posting more images.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 00:08:44 2018 No.20510967 File: 52 KB, 391x600, PMiSS_patchouli.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20510873 She doesn't look very loli to me.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 00:10:53 2018 No.20510981 File: 517 KB, 1411x2000, 1506446387498.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20510967 She fits the other definition of loli, the one that refers to the type of clothing she wears.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 00:11:55 2018 No.20510989 File: 108 KB, 596x840, 1507766490415.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20510981 *lolita

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 00:13:01 2018 No.20510992 File: 1.56 MB, 850x1223, 1505087047325.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 00:13:40 2018 No.20510997 File: 106 KB, 647x941, 1cba83c840da019272571052834f97ef.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20510981 >>20510989 That's different.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 00:23:02 2018 No.20511055 >>20510873 s/loli/JK/

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 00:23:49 2018 No.20511059 File: 436 KB, 1280x906, 1514156562845.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20510997 She's trying her best anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 00:24:54 2018 No.20511064 File: 802 KB, 1000x1000, 1505169570342.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 00:26:01 2018 No.20511070 File: 262 KB, 700x700, 1505484850094.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 00:26:02 2018 No.20511069 File: 71 KB, 600x800, patchy see-through.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20511059 Not really. Patches isn't the "give it her all!" kind of girl, at least most of the time. >>20511064 That's really lewd.

Anonymous Sat Dec 29 00:29:18 2018 No.20511087
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>>20511069
If she pushed herself any harder she'd probably pass out. Plus she does kinda give it her all when it comes to reading. Knowledge is her last name.
It is lewd. I didn't realize you could see her navel.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 00:30:47 2018 No.20511092 File: 333 KB, 459x583, LEWIS.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20511069 Spooky captcha coincidences!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 00:31:52 2018 No.20511096 File: 877 KB, 887x1170, 1506130808473.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 00:33:38 2018 No.20511105 File: 191 KB, 800x800, 1498503852321.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I thought Marisa was the delicious one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 00:34:41 2018 No.20511114 File: 381 KB, 750x1000, 1506183620012.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 00:37:55 2018 No.20511134 >>20511069 Urusei Majo

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Anonymous Sat Dec 29 00:41:53 2018 No.20511152
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>>20511087
It's not just the navel, it's how it conforms to her body and traces the shape of her thighs and groin. There's a name for that but I don't remember it right now.

And nah. Patchy takes it easy. Casual reading is different than intensive research reading.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 00:44:44 2018 No.20511168 File: 199 KB, 850x642, 1506799168119.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20511152 I wouldn't call it casual, but she probably can afford to do it at a leisurely pace because she has more time on her hands than we can comprehend.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 00:51:11 2018 No.20511196 File: 276 KB, 500x600, patchouli peek.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchouli dislikes picture books. Speak with words, not just images.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 00:53:02 2018 No.20511210 File: 194 KB, 850x1056, 1507989682309.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20511196 But she reads Japanese and my Japanese is horrible.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 00:54:12 2018 No.20511217 File: 78 KB, 245x281, 1507999925096.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Patchoulli

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 00:54:18 2018 No.20511218 File: 77 KB, 330x450, patchy ugh....jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20511210 Do you seriously think Patchouli Knowledge can't read English?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 00:54:33 2018 No.20511220 >>20511196 Does she like manga?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 00:55:14 2018 No.20511227 File: 111 KB, 1000x651, 1508183943228.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I still wanna hear what's on this CD.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 00:56:20 2018 No.20511232 File: 879 KB, 600x889, 1508195650358.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20511218 I somehow forgot she was western what the fuck. Well-deserved facepalm.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 01:00:14 2018 No.20511252 File: 161 KB, 427x468, 1512034383999.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do that outside "please"

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>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 01:03:52 2018 No.20511278 File: 25 KB, 400x400, 1508197130719.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20511252 Or rather, "can't you do that outside?" I think

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>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 01:10:34 2018 No.20511319 File: 507 KB, 1000x1078, 1300727976170.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20511227 10 hours of quiet breathing, pages turning, and the occasional sip and clink of tea.

Anonymous Sat Dec 29 01:17:24 2018 No.20511347
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>>20511319
Interesting. Is there an mp3 somewhere? I'd love to listen to a few minutes of it and then get terribly bored and then sad about the direction my life has taken. But only as a joke. Haha.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 01:24:11 2018 No.20511378 File: 253 KB, 572x800, 1508727049018.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] On second thought I wonder if I could find the CD myself by searching it in japanese. That is, if nobody wants to spoonfeed me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 01:25:13 2018 No.20511381 File: 66 KB, 609x461, 1508771573416.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 01:30:35 2018 No.20511410 File: 249 KB, 552x510, 1363849883363.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20511347 >>20511378 It was a joke.

Anonymous Sat Dec 29 01:42:45 2018 No.20511479
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>>20511410
I figured that out a few moments after making the first reply. I'm pretty sure I have asperger's or some shit. Never held me back in life though so not like labeling myself would help.
But autism aside... The CD is real, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 01:43:49 2018 No.20511484 File: 93 KB, 567x800, 1518947100573.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 01:48:40 2018 No.20511511 File: 1.27 MB, 1000x1412, 1540680667856.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] is it still possible to have autism if you start talking earlier than most people? i thought late speech was a staple. maybe i'm just gullible.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 01:49:46 2018 No.20511521 File: 280 KB, 700x849, 1527602836812.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I didn't realize she was crying in the last picture. Worked out well.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 01:51:00 2018 No.20511525 File: 41 KB, 340x460, go to jail.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 01:52:05 2018 No.20511532 File: 1.87 MB, 1240x1750, patch.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 01:53:08 2018 No.20511536 File: 105 KB, 600x603, patchegao.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 01:54:10 2018 No.20511541 File: 199 KB, 540x463, p.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 01:57:32 2018 No.20511555 File: 96 KB, 420x248, 1399468193865.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 01:59:33 2018 No.20511562 File: 92 KB, 800x800, 1507927796724.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat Dec 29 02:01:03 2018 No.20511575
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Part of why I thought that joke was true was because a long time ago, back when i saved that image, someone else had told me it was just a collection of lewd/comforting patcho noises.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 02:02:05 2018 No.20511578 File: 134 KB, 662x640, 1512001319491.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You could probably even find that conversation in the archives if you gave a shit. But that would be pretty autistic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 02:03:41 2018 No.20511587 File: 287 KB, 640x480, 1495083529704.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 02:07:05 2018 No.20511602 File: 19 KB, 800x520, 1505165547487.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 02:13:26 2018 No.20511631 File: 93 KB, 850x607, 1505092982642.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Holy shit, my computer just bluescreened while I was trying to post this image. I think I'm out of non-lewd patchos anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 02:14:37 2018 No.20511636 File: 577 KB, 664x646, stretche.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wait a second what the fuck is this

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 02:15:42 2018 No.20511642 File: 199 KB, 700x834, 1545617414753.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20511636 Perfect. Good night /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 08:35:09 2018 No.20513135 File: 715 KB, 900x1500, 1543971763863.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20511319 >>20511410 Still, CUTE!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 09:49:47 2018 No.20513558 File: 484 KB, 700x849, pd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20511521

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 10:09:40 2018 No.20513730 >>20481603 How does Patchy manage to be flatter than her loli boss?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 10:43:19 2018 No.20513996 >>20513730 by casting perfection sign: DFC every night

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 12:36:01 2018 No.20514675 File: 374 KB, 418x570, 1532399269065.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 12:42:03 2018 No.20514701 >>20504194 But anon, patchouli is fat. But her fat just went to the right places. Like her butt, so she can sit comfortably and read for hours and her breasts, so she can rest her book infront of her eyes for hours.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 12:56:06 2018 No.20514774 >>20513730 Patchouli isnt that flat, if only because of her fat body.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 29 23:46:30 2018 No.20518785 File: 184 KB, 1192x1185, __koakuma_and_patchouli_knowledge_touhou_drawn_by_satomachi__fd629480c1d226b11756ce77705e46f3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 01:00:28 2018 No.20519076 >>20481955 gimme

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 01:37:45 2018 No.20519230 >>20511319 That sounds oddly comfortable

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 01:53:11 2018 No.20519279 >>20519076 never. she’s the only thing keeping me from having a goddamn mental breakdown right now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 02:17:27 2018 No.20519383 >>20519279 If you made a thread talking shit about the only thing keeping you from having a mental breakdown, you're probably already too far gone for it to matter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 09:18:36 2018 No.20521460 File: 1.55 MB, 1350x1350, 1530291857014.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 09:19:37 2018 No.20521469 File: 3.30 MB, 2100x2100, 1421025850692.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20518785 God I wish that was me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 30 16:38:08 2018 No.20524093 >>20513730 >How does Patchy manage to be *fatter than her loli boss? Fixed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 02:25:41 2018 No.20527480 At least this thread isn't a heap of shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 02:35:17 2018 No.20527517 File: 197 KB, 920x1300, patchouli goes off-class.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's Patchouli's backup plan for if her magic is sealed? Every good wizard has one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 02:35:43 2018 No.20527521 >>20527517 run

Anonymous Mon Dec 31 02:37:41 2018 No.20527527
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>>20527521
Gotta be something more than that, right? She's smart. Plus she floats everywhere and is physically weak, so it's not like she'd be able to hoof it very far or very fast.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 02:39:33 2018 No.20527536 >>20527527 her demon slave will use her natural flight to take her direct to remilia's room

Anonymous Mon Dec 31 02:43:25 2018 No.20527553
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>>20527536
>slave
Rude.

That's a little better, I guess. Not foolproof by any stretch and she could probably come up with something more reliable, but better. What if Koa's taken out? It's common sense too brush aside the familiars first, and if some attacker can seal her magic then they can probably banish or de-summon a demon familiar.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 02:46:00 2018 No.20527562 >>20527553 Well, there's always plan C: Screaming "MISTRESS HELP" at the top of her lungs and hoping Remilia or Sakuya or both show up in time.

Anonymous Mon Dec 31 02:50:17 2018 No.20527586
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>>20527562
The top of Patche's lungs ain't very high.
I'm disappointed. These are really bad plans for a supposedly wise and powerful master wizard. Fuck, man, even Marisa's probably got a better plan B than this crap.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 02:51:20 2018 No.20527589 >>20527586 Well, you'd have to get through her master wizardry to even trigger those plans. Much easier said than done.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 02:52:21 2018 No.20527594 >>20527586 Marisa's plan B is mashing out a Master Spark and hoping the problem goes away. Not much better but it does work.

Anonymous Mon Dec 31 02:55:01 2018 No.20527605
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>>20527589
Not really. Countering spells, sealing magic, and silencing wizards is common tech in the wizarding world. Patches probably has some good resistance to hostile spells, but purpose-built anti-mage spells have a knack for piercing such things, and even besides that, there's always a greater power.

Anonymous Mon Dec 31 02:57:31 2018 No.20527615
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>>20527594
Nuking the place is a much better plan than running away and/or hoping somebody else can solve the problem. Plus Mari's always got some potions and stuff on-hand, plus some decent self-defense skills.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 06:18:33 2018 No.20528598 >>20527605 Just have her carry some magic block remover items

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 31 08:39:11 2018 No.20530003 File: 273 KB, 1000x1000, Patchouli.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20527562 >"MISTRESS HELP" She wouldn't call either of them that.

>>	bolsonaro Mon Dec 31 21:44:28 2018 No.20535835 File: 359 KB, 1000x1000, 1545805181041.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20496273 remi and patchy are best friends and would never abuse each other this way

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 13:28:23 2019 No.20539962 >>20482030 Now clap

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 20:28:14 2019 No.20542605 File: 81 KB, 400x400, Patchouli-sama.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Moe!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 20:53:06 2019 No.20542716 i bet patche chose her last name without being aware of how dumb it sounds lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 20:54:54 2019 No.20542723 >>20527615 Is Patchy going to hand Marisa to a group of horny NEETs? I feel like that would be an appropriate punishment.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 20:58:22 2019 No.20542747 File: 400 KB, 1110x1553, e4429859aa5cc8a1aab965e94c678c6d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20542605 Peak female performance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 21:09:08 2019 No.20542801 File: 1.49 MB, 1200x1600, 083f2b7148ced21a5aac3da5fd37a57c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20542716 She's proud of her knowledge, anon!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 22:22:44 2019 No.20543203 >>20542723 >group of horny NEETs Herself and Alice?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 23:31:18 2019 No.20543452 File: 254 KB, 1200x1669, marisa is in huge trouble.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20542723 >neets Ha! No, no, nothing like that. >>20528598 She really should.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 23:35:30 2019 No.20543461 >>20543203 And Kaguya, and Rumia.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 1 23:47:55 2019 No.20543494 File: 299 KB, 1500x1500, d3bb6bde471306ba377204b6f69b2f4b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20542747 That's really lewd.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 2 03:19:07 2019 No.20544064 >>20481930 I like Patchy because she is a fat asthmatic nerd like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 2 04:41:01 2019 No.20544241 >>20543452 That's terrible. The horny NEETs could feel bad for Marisa and let her go, or at the very least be gentle with her. Marisa is a good girl and doesn't deserve this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 2 04:47:44 2019 No.20544252 File: 855 KB, 1000x788, dee40bad76cd132a46f0f261f1d3d176.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20544241 No mercy for thieves and rats.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 2 11:52:17 2019 No.20546127 File: 289 KB, 600x600, 1399335251544.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 2 20:14:06 2019 No.20548887 File: 359 KB, 1000x1000, 1545805181041.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20496273 They are best friends and respect each other, there's no abuse on their relationship.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 3 09:48:17 2019 No.20552251 File: 287 KB, 717x1012, Patchouli Sailor Fuku.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20496273 I wish that Patche would take sexual advantage of me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 3 22:37:23 2019 No.20556728 File: 192 KB, 605x608, Touhou.full.235371.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh look, the succubuss is trying to corrupt Patchy again

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 3 23:49:20 2019 No.20557060 >>20556728 Patchy can feign uninterest all she wants but we all know she summoned a succubus for a reason

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 4 00:01:02 2019 No.20557094 File: 425 KB, 600x850, 195c33a2991f06bcd979f9a49b0b9fc2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20557060 Yes, too sort books.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 4 09:22:13 2019 No.20559583 File: 72 KB, 595x842, Patchy Titty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20552251

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