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Japanese bird cooking spaghetti.

>> No.20457302

>>20454001
The want to those wall decals in my kitchen.

>> No.20460501

>>20454001
Is there anything japanese bird can't do?

>> No.20460513

>>20457302
Okay, grandma.
>>20460501
Jump through FIVE hoops.

>> No.20460692

Finally a good thread

>> No.20460736

>>20454001
What was that link to /jp/'s favorite Japanese cockatiel? I remember it was streamed live-video thing where you could move and rotate the camera to look at the Japanese birb's cage but that was it.

>> No.20467013

I’m hungry

>> No.20469226

>>20467013
Food will be ready soon.

>> No.20469248

>>20469226
The bird's been cooking for 55 hours...

>> No.20469283

But that says pasta.

>> No.20469303
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20469303

>>20469283
JAPANESE BIRD COOKING SPAGHETTI.

>> No.20469315

>>20469248
Problem?
You can't rush perfection anon.

>> No.20469667

>>20469315
Japanese bird works himself too hard sometimes and it worries me.

>> No.20469761

>>20469667
Thank you for your concern. I will notify him.

>> No.20470266

>>20469761
Just let him know we all love him and support his decisions. He's an excellent chef. But staying up for two and a half days doing nothing but cooking spaghetti is far from healthy.

>> No.20470300

I buy penne rigate thanks to the jay.

>> No.20470368

>>20470300
It’s one of my favorite spaghettis too.

>> No.20472351

>>20470266
He is now taking a short break after cooking several thousand pounds of spaghetti for /jp/ to eat.

>> No.20473163
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>> No.20473169
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>> No.20473259
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Help me japanese bird...

>> No.20473303

>>20473163
>>20473169
I wonder what their cooking is like

>> No.20473315

>>20473303
Aya has some more undercooked pasta, while okuu has radiation in her pasta

>> No.20473387

>>20473315
I hope Aya doesn't cook that way when it comes to her food..! I know Okuu doesn't always have the healthiest of food either..!

>> No.20473423

>>20454001
So this is apparently a Lundby dollhouse, but I'm trying to figure out what set was used.

>> No.20476104

The bird requested I make sure his thread lasts through Christmas and the New Year.

>> No.20476215

>>20476104
I would have made sure of that even if he hadn't.

>> No.20476228

>>20473303
The only noodles Aya can cook is instant ramen

>> No.20476823
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>>20476228
okuu is more of a bird brain than aya, I think aya would be a good cook whereas okuu would be pretty lazy and just microwave everything

>> No.20478670

>>20476228
And somehow she fucks that up.

>> No.20480811
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20480811

Bird is on page 10... Reimu must have taken over temporarily.

>> No.20480898

>>20476823
"microwave everything"
Oh yeah, she'll microwave everything all right.

>> No.20480909

WHEN'S THE FOOD
I'M FUCKING STARVING HERE

>> No.20480930
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>>20480909
You'll be eating with Reimu and the other /jp/sies who showed poor behavior at the banquet.

>> No.20481032
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>>20454001
How he do that?

>> No.20481081

>>20481032
by not sucking cocks for starters

>> No.20481109

>>20480909
It was scheduled for the 25th... but it is already the 25th in Japan and we have already eaten all of the Spaghetti.
I am critically sorry anon.

>> No.20481117

>>20454001
that's not spaghetti you silly cunt

>> No.20481128
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>> No.20481142

>>20481109
it's fine, alcohol will keep me alive for another day.
it's really strange because it makes me stop feeling hungry, but in turn it makes me really sad.
does alcohol convert my happiness into nutrients for my body to consume?

>> No.20481166
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>>20481117
stop posting forever "kudasai"

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20481188

>>20454001
Japanese bird cooking spaghetti wearing multiple layers of santa hats

>> No.20481205

>>20481188
He only has it hanging though you dumbass
Probably for his bird friends and maybe he's throwing a huge christmas bird spaghetti party

>> No.20481219

>>20481188
Will Hiro ever make a board for idols? I'm so tired of hiding that shit, there are just too many of them now.

>> No.20481235

>>20481142
No. It doesn't.
Touhous have a unique metabolism that allows them to.

>> No.20481241

>>20481219
virtual jewtubers need to go as well.

>> No.20481548

>>20460736
Is Japanese bird really a cockatiel? He doesn't have a crest.

>> No.20483108

>>20481188
Woah

>> No.20484909

>>20481548
I'm not sure. The lack of crest is strange, but it definitely looks like a cockatiel's beak.

>> No.20485063

Hi I wish to make a complaint. We're still waiting on our food.

>> No.20485603

>>20484909
We need an ornithologist to enter this thread by chance.
>>20485063
He finished a while ago. You missed it.

>> No.20487472

>>20454001
Can he cook things other than spaghetti?

>> No.20487479

>>20487472
he can't even cook spaghetti so no

>> No.20488166

>>20487472
He can make tea.

>> No.20488533

>>20454001
suigining

>> No.20490227

uh huh, uh huh, yeah, uh huh, oh.
yes. it shall be done.

Line up /jp/. We're going hunting for food supplies.

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>>20490227
I'll get the peaches!

>> No.20493445

>>20492146
I'll go get the moneybags.

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20493657

I would fuck these fairies into oblivion.

>> No.20494415

>>20481081
damn, looks like I failed step 1

>> No.20495173

>>20494415
If you and I get together for a little I'm sure we could figure something out.

>> No.20496778

>>20493445
Guarding the car.
People go crazy when they hear razy rad V12s from huge cars made of 24K gold and flashing neon lights and Overdrive being played from within though severly muted to the outside with pitch black tinted windows that can be seen one way- outside and not in.

>> No.20497953

>>20480930
Reimu had the good food though.
She was sitting with us when we ate the spaghetti!

>> No.20498740

>>20454001
Is he going to make a pasta bake? They're my favourite.

>> No.20501110
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I HATE pasketti, can't japanese bird make something else?

>> No.20501115

>>20501110
You will have spaghetti and you will like it anon

>> No.20501120

>>20501115
i will save it in my pockets for later then

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>>20473259
read and follow the instructions on the packaging

>> No.20501419

>>20501115
is he adding hotdogs to thw pasketti?

>> No.20502562

>>20454001
I want to have the first bowl

>> No.20505410 [DELETED] 

>>20454001
based

>> No.20505431

>>20505410
on what?

>> No.20505504

it ain't fucking spaghetti

>> No.20505739

>>20481219
Don't hide manually, learn to use 4chan X filters. It's a matter of 15 minutes to set them up and test them. Here is a starter for you. These are for the post subject.

/gravure/i;boards:jp
/JAV/i;boards:jp
/Idol/i;boards:jp
/perfume/i;boards:jp
/H!P/i;boards:jp
/monster ?girl/i;boards:jp
/AKB General/i;boards:jp
/Sakamichi General/i;boards:jp

>> No.20507579

>>20505739
so no $ and ^?

>> No.20507773

>>20497953
Of course, but she was also in charge of the outdoor grass feast. She got a bit impatient since she hadn’t eaten all week.
>>20505504
Sounds like someone wants to eat grass.

>> No.20508129

>>20507773
...but that was after she had spaghetti Anon.

>> No.20510999

>>20505504
Inserting spaghetti down your urethra feels good

>> No.20511049
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>>20508129
She's a really hungry girl.
>>20510999
Can vouch for this. It's also a great party trick.

>> No.20513093

>>20510999
Hard or soft?

>> No.20516144

>>20511049
Holy Eiki! Reimu looks so cute here!
Hey beautiful smile! Her happy face!

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>>20454001
American bird being lazy

>> No.20522428

>>20460513
>Jump through FIVE hoops.
Because he can FLY through them!

>> No.20522734

Is it even a japan native bird?

>> No.20523437
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japanese bird installing gentoo gnu/linux

>> No.20524104
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japanese bird cooking up trouble!

>> No.20525110
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20525110

will /jp/ heritage survive 2019?

>> No.20528594
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>>20525110
I'm doing my part!

>> No.20535357

>>20454001
um... okay I think this pic is fake... because um if that were a real bird and a real oven then that means the bird is like... twice as tall as the oven and there are NO six foot tall birds in the world

>> No.20536814

>>20525110
Birds of a feather stick together, anon.

>> No.20540443
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20540443

2019 is already reclining

>> No.20540502

>>20535357
As I see it, we have three alternatives. 1) The picture is faked, and somebody deliberately and wilfully set about faking it, 2) there exists a six foot tall bird (which is capable of cooking pasta), or 3) something even stranger has happened. The implications of any of those three choices are, to say the least, profound and disturbing.

>> No.20548961

>>20540502
Why would someone want to fake a bird making spaghetti? I can't comprehend it.

>> No.20549290
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japanese bird hacking /jp/!!

>> No.20556661

>>20476104
We made it.

>> No.20558719

Thats a fucking parakeet, actual Japanese birds are useless and dumb

>> No.20558745

>>20558719
It's actually a budgie.

>> No.20559667
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>>20525110
Of course it will.

>> No.20560887

>>20558745
Budgies are a type of parakeet

>> No.20560970

>>20548961
There is no reason, therefore it's not fake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9PY_3E3h2c&t

>> No.20561907

I remember Japanese bird cooking spaghetti but not the dog jumping through hoops. From about 2009 or 2010.

>> No.20564261

>>20559667
Holy shit! How can he jump through five hoops so easily?!

>> No.20565691

>>20560887
Huh?!

>> No.20566146

>>20564261
Lots of training

>> No.20566230
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20566230

>>20564261
That was nothing, now watch this!

>> No.20566278

>>20566230
Chinese dogs are amazing!

>> No.20566389

>>20566278
Taste amazing too.

>> No.20570216

I actually trained my bird to do this as well once i saw these videos, took about 5 months.

>> No.20570267
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20570267

>>20566230
Seven flaming hoops is the ultimate achievement.

>> No.20570396

>>20525110
no

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>>20501239
>filename

>> No.20577201

>>20523437
The bird is installing gentoo on a memebook, on an oven. That is the 451st definition of hot

>> No.20580028
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>> No.20583020

>>20566230
impressive hot dog

>> No.20585991
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>>20583020
Now this is hot dog.

>> No.20587231

>>20454001
Id like mine medium rare please

>> No.20587302

>>20454001
I'd like mine overcooked and moldy green

>> No.20590363

Why did you give me this?
Its RAW!

>> No.20590396

>>20524104

I lol'd

>> No.20592943

>>20570267
Nipah!

>> No.20599343 [DELETED] 

I am bumping this thread.

>> No.20602751

>>20570267
How she does it??

>> No.20605005

>>20460736
http://bb-st162a.scorpius.jp:9595/live/index.html?Language=1&ViewMode=pull

>> No.20606514

>>20454001
cute birdie

>> No.20607713

>>20585991
smoking hot

>> No.20608160

>>20585991
>>20585991
Oh shit!

>> No.20610581

People still post this here? Neat.

>> No.20616696

>>20606514
birdie doesn't sound birdly.
Bird alone is acceptable here. Birdie would mean cute, somehting reserved for someone like Okuu or even Aya if you see her as cute.

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>> No.20617509
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>> No.20623005
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>> No.20623068

>>20616696
Aya is cute and so is Hatate!

>> No.20624637

Hey humans,

My name is Japanese Bird, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day thinking of ways to cook up that terrible noodle known as ramen. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever made spaghetti? I mean, I guess it's fun cooking ramen for the billionth time because you don't have the courage nor power level to cook spaghetti, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than claiming udon is the best noodle in the world.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I've cooked spaghetti for many world leaders and mob bosses, and my spaghetti won best of show in the 238th World Spaghetti Show. What other noodles do you cook, other than that cheap ass cellophane noodle? Unlike you, girls throw themeselves at me, and I have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

>> No.20624686

>>20617509
Japanese spaghetti cooking bird.

>> No.20624734

yes

>> No.20626567

>>20522428
But can he cook spaghetti through them?

>> No.20626853
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>> No.20629657

>>20454001
Fascinating. What else can it do?

>> No.20632962

>>20629657
He can tuna piano >>20590294

>> No.20634190

>>20629657
A lot.

>> No.20636061

>>20629657
Many things.

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>>20623005

>> No.20636845

>>20605005
>http://bb-st162a.scorpius.jp:9595/live/index.html?Language=1&ViewMode=pull
Thank you!

>> No.20636870

>>20636845
>>20605005
How old is Tora now?

>> No.20637025

>>20605005
Finally some quality content

>> No.20640446

*Launches this thread to page 1*
NOT ON MY WATCH!

>> No.20640560
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20640560

Hey /jp/, here is our poll for the upcoming cup. Go vote in this poll if you would like to see japanese bird as a possible gold for the team, or stay as a medal player. The poll ends on Saturday 11:59 EST

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSc7e_KLNJhxdp_fv5ANB9WNH1OGVHaOdjXVeD2uzHj2336aMw/viewform?usp=sf_link

>> No.20641193

*Launches this thread to page 1*
AGAIN!

>> No.20644588
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Peak website design.
I've visited this page for years, but just found out today that you could click the tree hollow to find more pictures.

>> No.20647272

>>20644588
I think I saw an incredibly old site when I was on /g/. It was small, simple, made by an anon and it still runs to this day with zero issues. The only thing I remember from that thread is a post saying the following
"This is the future we could have had" and something else.
I wish I saved that thread.

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>>20636432

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>>20647591

>> No.20650568

>>20640560
>Go vote in this poll if you would like to see japanese bird as a possible gold for the team, or stay as a medal player.
What's the difference?

>> No.20650596

>>20650568
One means he scores more often, the other means not as much.

>> No.20654010

>>20650596
regulars are just bench warmers I assume.

>> No.20661171

Japanese bird

>> No.20662374

cooking spaghetti.

>> No.20666650

eating birds

>> No.20666686

>>20654010
Bench warmers or a starter. Bird still would make the team. Now vote because you only have 24 hours

>> No.20670126

>>20666650
delete

>> No.20670197

(set to the tune of Chocolate Rain)
Japanese
Bird cooking a pot of spaghetti
Japanese
Girl jumping through flaming hoops with ease

>> No.20670948

>>20528594
wan

>> No.20674420

Japanese bird is reclining.

>> No.20677453

>>20525110
I give it three months max.
I wonder which general will be the next one mods send here.

>> No.20680071

>>20605005
good bird

>> No.20681951

>>20626853
KISAMA

>> No.20682389

Good morning, japanese bird

>> No.20686282

>>20677453
/vg/'s bowsette general

>> No.20688997

>>20476228
Tengu inflation must be a bitch.
They live for several thousands of years. I imagine Ayaya has gone close to if not completely bankrupt at least once in her thousand years of life.

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Hungry Japanese Man Begging For Food

>> No.20696286

>>20525110
Well, it feels like I'm on /jp/ more than most /jp/sies and it feels like I'm doing most of the work keeping threads alive.
It's a little depressing when 40% if not more of the thread consists of posts you made.

>> No.20696380

>>20696286
You should stop.

>> No.20699332

>>20686282
Fuck. I can see this totally happening.

>> No.20700493

>>20692114
patience
letting touhous be flooded out by trash is not ideal anon. Especially with the base of users cut severely

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One spaghetti please. Can you also pass my dietary restriction card to the chef?

>> No.20701796

>>20701740
*Gives you a single string of spaghetti*
There. Enjoy

>> No.20702900

>>20696380
I never said it was multiple threads.

>> No.20706321

>>20701740
If you have that many allergies (if they really are allergies), is it really a good idea to go out to eat in the first place?

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>>20701740
>sugars ending in -ose

As opposed to what?

>> No.20714160

>>20713189
chitin

>> No.20715366

>>20713189
ochinpo

>> No.20715674

>>20473259
the concept art for ratatouille 2 is looking amazing!

>> No.20717959

>>20715674
That's a bird you wit.

>> No.20718844

>>20706321
This.
Just end your suffering and drink bleach or something.

>> No.20718920

>>20717959
duh, that bird is Remi's new rival

>> No.20718922

>>20522734
You got something against immigrants?

>> No.20719290

>>20718922
Japan is a xenophobic country. Get over it.

>> No.20719380

>>20525110
2:00 AM will survive...
Except for the two times a year is doesn't exist.

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20720555

>>20605005
Anyone have old or unusual images of Tora?

>> No.20720799

>>20718844
What if you're allergic to bleach?

>> No.20722808

>>20720799
That's even better. You would be on your way to Gensokyo even faster.

>> No.20726197

bird lives on

>> No.20728425

>>20726197
burd is /jp/ heritage

>> No.20728622
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20728622

>>20525110
Yes, mein freund

>> No.20731468

>>20476228
Even so she manages to fuck those up.

>> No.20731569

>>20473315
It's called "al dente", swine.

>> No.20732714

this thread is of utter importance

>> No.20733165
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>>20454001

>> No.20733833

>>20485603
It looks like a white budgie honestly.

>> No.20734179

>>20481548
>>20484909
>>20485603
>>20733833
https://web.archive.org/web/20100213071344/http://skateboardingbudgies.wordpress.com/2009/06/19/willow-aka-rice-bubble-the-centre-of-my-universe/ get off /jp/ if you don't know our culture
i cant believe you would disgrace her image like this, rip willow

>> No.20734477

>>20734179
RIP

>> No.20734625

Do you think ol' JBCS is still alive and perfecting his pasta making skills?

>> No.20738336

EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?

>> No.20740631

>>20734477
>>20734179
RIP???

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