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Hey guys, I just got off the phone with Yuyuko Saigyouji and she said that you're all dorks and that you seriously creep her out. She went on to say to NEVER respond to her or Youmu ever again. She said I'm cool though.
Her words not mine.
Btw Youmu says I'm cool too.

>> No.20408237

Anon... i'm sorry to tell you this, but she's not real, the conversation you had was all in your head.

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>>20408223
Anon, I think you need mental help, the voices you are hearing are not real, please seek help.

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Her number or you're bullshitting.

>> No.20408756

What a weird topic to have over a phone call

Did you atleast end it with some phone sex?

>> No.20408759

>>20408223
If she hates dorks so much, why does she loves Youmu then?

>> No.20408777

>>20408759
Because Youmu is a qt loli, we are not.

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Yuyuko's ten desires:

1: To eat Mystia
2: To eat shark fin soup
3: To eat caviar
4: To eat sushi
5: To eat pizza
6: To eat meatbuns
7: To eat Kuroge Wagyuu beef
8: To eat Hakata Ramen
9: To eat pizza pie
10: To "eat" Youki

>> No.20411191

>>20411178
It gets funnier every time you post it.

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>> No.20415599

>>20411178
Youki is a strict but kind old man past his prime, he'd probably die from shock if Yuyuko tried anything.

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>>20415599

>he'd probably die from shock if Yuyuko tried anything.

Yuyuko wouldn't give a shit. If he dies from snoo-snoo, his ghost will come straight back to Hakugyokurou, where Yuyuko can continue to fuck him at every waking moment.

>> No.20421600

>>20411178
>9: To eat pizza pie
You can't eat a meme dish.

>> No.20422947

Youmu is just Yuyuko's beta orbiter. Always cucked by the chad Yukari, lmao.

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>>20411178

>> No.20428318

>>20408223
Yuyuko was trying to supress a laugh when she was on the phone. I was there. I asked if I was okay and she said yes, to which you interpreted as your sorry existence actually having meaning.

The fact that you took her word literally and made a thread show show much of a fool you just made of yourself.

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>> No.20435599

>>20433467
>>20415591
This plump ghost is so damn sexy.

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>> No.20444909

>>20433467
>>20439251
Exposed backs gets me going.

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