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diaM sihT tsurT t'noD

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>> No.20362235

Bully the shorties!

>> No.20362238
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>> No.20362241

>>20362234
She looks so trustworthy though.

>> No.20362242

I want the spammer to fuck off.

>> No.20362248
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>>20362235

>> No.20362277
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>>20362241
That's what she wants you to think.

>> No.20362303
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20362303

>Hey kid, wanna make some wishes?

>> No.20362307

>>20362303
I wish you had a bigger chest.

>> No.20362318
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>>20362307
Say no more.

>> No.20362323

>>20362318
Cool.
Now keep going till I say stop

>> No.20362329

>>20362303
I wish your legs were longer. idk if it's the perspective or what but her legs look way too short.

>> No.20362355

>>20362303
I wish my bootyful Troll wife was real

>> No.20362360
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20362360

When you, and your new mate find yourselves on a room, and she drops the key, will you pick it up?

>> No.20362387

>>20362277
She has nothing but love in her heart, and love is something you can always trust!

>> No.20362402
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>>20362059
>>20362098
Big girls should be cherished and spoiled.

>> No.20362426

>>20362402
That they should.
I want a super big, super thick tanuki.

>> No.20362439

>>20362426
Would her assets be as big as her "assets", or would they both be dwarfed by her "portfolio" and "quarterly statements"?

>> No.20362444
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20362444

The mofucores are multiplying!

>> No.20362453

>>20362439
Yes they would.
In all senses of the word

>> No.20362484
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>>20362426
Like this?

>> No.20362489

>>20362484
That's a downgrade from that first image.
So no, BIG is what we need

>> No.20362499

>>20362489
I don't think you can go much bigger than that first one. Tall, thick and equipped with husband-smothering levels of fluff.

>> No.20362503

>>20362499
We can and we shall.

>> No.20362511

>>20362277
What a trustworthy maid!
My heart feels like it beats in a soothing way when I look at her!

>> No.20362513
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>>20362499
Sidegrades are fine too.

>> No.20362515
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>>20362511
I told you not to drink that tea.

>> No.20362524

>>20362513
That Tanuki looks like she respecced into agility and DPS. She'd focus on numerous impulse buys over handfuls of big catalog orders like the thick nooks. Nice, lean thighs for speedy dealing.

>> No.20362529

>>20362524
My tanuki needs strength and Fortitude with a side of WIsdom.

>> No.20362530

>>20362515
I know you did, meido! Yes, that too. Oh, don’t whisper in my ear like that, you know what it does to me!

>> No.20362536
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peep

>> No.20362539

>>20362529
This goes with the assumption that all tanukis have maxed charisma. Makes sense.

>> No.20362559

>>20362539
Nah, Charisma is just for looks and 'haggling'.
Wisdom is gut feelings and knowing how to trade/what contacts to use.
Int is for knowing how much a thing is worth.

You typically have tanukis in groups for a reason.
I just want mine BEEG, THICK, and maybe a little gruff.

>> No.20362567

>>20362235
Is it the same one or two guys saying this every thread, or is it just too much of a tradition for the first person not to say it?

>> No.20362572

>>20362303
I wish you'd come over and play smash bros with me

>> No.20362579

>>20362402
>tfw not a husband to a ruthless older Tanuki with a vast trade-empire

>> No.20362587

>>20362559
I want a gruff, kinda suspicious tanuki with an inconsistent accent to ask "whaddaya buyin'?" while she shows me all the guns and titties she has under her coat. "Got some RARE things on sale, straynjah!"

and then whenever I buy something she goes "Beheh, thank you."

>> No.20362605
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20362605

Come and stay a while, stranger

>> No.20362610

>>20362587
Exactly.
She's got a heart of gold beneath those clothes, items, pudge, and titties.

>> No.20362652
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>> No.20362655

>>20362652
Cute! I want to give her headpats.

>> No.20362659
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20362659

Would you prefer to live in an Undead Kingdom with freshly constructed gothic buildings, or an Undead Kingdom partially formed from war torn ruins?

>> No.20362661

>>20362652
Pharaoh-chan's been given her first official duty? She looks adorable!

>> No.20362662

>>20362318
I can’t think of anything to wish for except that she was a nice genie and not mean. I’d be a boring master.

>> No.20362664

>>20362652
Young Pharaoh needs hugs.

>> No.20362666

>>20362652
She's gonna get snugged

>> No.20362672

>>20362567
The last meme was “maids are olev” things come and go.

>> No.20362686

>>20362652
Pounding fat Pharaohloli ass while she's wearing a blanket!

>> No.20362716
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>>20362605
>Pharaoh's brilliant plan to defeat Apophis

>> No.20362729
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20362729

>>20362652

>> No.20362755

>>20362652
>tfw your daughter is still a higher rank than you

>> No.20362771

>>20362755
That's kind f the point of being a parent anon, if she wasn't I'd have concerns you weren't treating her right.

>> No.20362775
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20362775

>having to ground the daughteru for marking in the house

>> No.20362778

>>20362652
Is that a cute snek, hood/blanket?

>> No.20362795
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20362795

Post more redcaps.

>> No.20362800

I'm I a boyslut if I can't decide on a waifu?

>> No.20362806

>>20362729
I really like this Pharaoh.

>> No.20362811
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20362811

Get yourself a fox cutie and become a family man.

>> No.20362814

>>20362806
Reminder that captured loli royalty is best for molding into the girl you want

>> No.20362825

>>20362795
Nobody but faggots and sailors like Redcaps

>> No.20362833
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>>20362811

>tfw no fox cutie to sit on your face

>> No.20362840
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>>20362825
I thought sailors preferred krakens.

>> No.20362841

>>20362800
You don't decided on a waifu, a waifu decides on you.

>> No.20362845

>>20362840
I thought kraken preferred sea men?

>> No.20362852
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>>20362845
>sea men

>> No.20362857
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>>20362852
>kraken-chan, its 2 am, come to bed
>No! I'm ENJOYING my frustration!

>> No.20362873
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>> No.20362882
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>> No.20362885

>>20362873
Ah! A dangerous jackal!

>> No.20362887

>>20362873
Super cute stuff

>> No.20362888

>>20362873
Smol and cute!
mortal enemies were made this day

>> No.20362890

>>20362771
Oh you. I meant in the kingdom

>> No.20362891

>>20362873
Jesus loen, you trying to kill us?

>> No.20362904

>>20362873
>Dawknesssss!

>> No.20362907
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>>20362885
I fail to see anything dangerous about this jackal.

>> No.20362908
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>>20362873
>h u g

>> No.20362926
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>>20362873
Beware smol sneks

>> No.20362928

>>20362652
>>20362873
I thought you were dead m8

>> No.20362935
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20362935

>>20362926
OH GOD OH FUCK

>> No.20362952

>>20362652
>>20362873
Little monsters are too good for this world. Good stuff senpai.

>> No.20362956

>>20362234

She's thrustworthy.

>> No.20362958
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>>20362873
[x]Pat

>> No.20362961

>>20362935
>highspeeddicksucking.jpg

>> No.20362965
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>>20362956
>thrustworthy

>> No.20362970

>>20362908
Reminder that Big Meaty Paws/Claws improve hug efficacy by at least 50%

>> No.20362975
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>>20362961

>> No.20362980
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>>20362970
Tentacles>paws

>> No.20362981

>>20362975
>mousefag training his daughteru to accelerate up to 300m/s to obliterate his dick at mach speed

>> No.20362982

>>20362975
So this is what mauswives guy is up to.

>> No.20362988
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>> No.20362997

>>20362980
>cold, clammy, slimy, and underwater
Massive comf penalties.

>> No.20363001
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>>20362975
Is there a gif of this?

>> No.20363007

>>20362997
like with scaled girls, (You) get to be the comfy

>> No.20363006

>>20363001
Dormouse best mouse

>> No.20363013

>>20363007
Which is probably why I’d need a wife like a Lava Golem, since I absorb heat like nothing else.
Actually now that I think about it Lava Golems are extremely high tier huggers.

>> No.20363015
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Chimeras rule!

>> No.20363023
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>>20363007
Just remember to keep a certain zombie away from her.

>> No.20363024
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>>20362652
>Newly awakened Apophis sneaks in to the palace, hellbent on graping and overthrowing the similarly newly awakened pharaoh
>Stealthily makes her way to the throne room, graping a guard or two along the way
>Grinning maniacally she enters, ready for battle
>Hears an oddly cute and squeaky voice emanate from the shadows of the throne
>"Uh, excuse me w-who are... I mean HWALT! WHO GWOES T-THERE!"
>Well this is confusing. She expected the Pharaoh to be more intimidating but somehow this unseen presence sparked a different emotion
>A kind of fluffy, pure emotion
>Slithers up to see her opponent
>Finds a tiny girl with a defiant look that is betrayed by her quaking legs
>"I-I'm warning you! I dwemand the you leave this instance or I shall, um, make you pay!"
>Apophis raises an eye-brow, unsure how to feel about this development
>"Oh, yeah? What will you do short stuff?"
>The Pharoah raises her staff in something of a mock battle stance and breathlessly squeaks out her reply
>"A mwillion spankings, n-no, a hunder bajillion years in time-out!"
>Apophis stares long and hard at the Pharaoh, sizing her up
>Pharaoh meets her gaze only to drop her staff and begins sobbing
>First with soft sniffles, before full on fountain teared bawling
>Confused the Apophis instinctively coils around the pharaoh lightly and begins patting her head in an attempt to console her
>"Wait, no no no no, don't cry, uh look just stop please I can't take it."
>Crying continues
>"Seriously, um, everythings oka-"
>Crying continues
>"Damnit you brat SHUT THE HELL UP"
>"......."
>CryingIntensifies.exe
>"Ahh, oh shi- I'm sorry, seriously I'll leave, oh jeez what to do."
>The Apophis looks around panicked before grabbing the Pharaohs staff and bonking herself over the head with it and flopping down in a mock defeat
>"Ohhh, no you dastardly devil, you have defeated me with your majestic strength, I shall never rise again in rebellion"
>Pretend faints. While lying down she opens one eye to spy on the Pharaoh who is wiping her eyes, sniffling
>Small, shy smile spreads across the Loli-pharaohs face that turns in to soft giggles intermixed with sniffles
>"Heh, heheh, you're kinda silly"
>Having lost all desire to defeat this tiny child, the relieved Apophis turns to leave the throne room shaking her head at the events that transpired
>Before swiveling away, she feels a small tug at her robe before looking down at the still frightened child
>"Don't leave please, I-I'm still scared. Will you please be my friend?"
>"Hmmm, well this is odd, but I did get in here a little to easy. I guess I could help you rule until you get older. Sure, I'll be your friend for now. You can call me apoph-chan,"
>"I'll just call you big sis, ok?"
>*sniff*, "Y-yeah I'll be your big sis my dear, I'd love to"

I wonder how this lewd Apophis will manage taking care of and raising a cute, pure Pharaoh. Nonetheless, I'm sure she'll make a great big sis

>> No.20363029

>>20362988
cute doggy who I'm sure wouldn't be rough with me

>> No.20363042
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>>20363029

>> No.20363054
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20363054

Which species does KC like more-succubi, or baphomets?

>> No.20363059
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>>20362980
Explain further

>> No.20363063

>>20363059
is this a penis

>> No.20363070
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>>20363059

>> No.20363080

>>20362652
>>20362873
I want to show them my ween!

>> No.20363085
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>>20363024
The best friendships are where each party has something to learn from the other.
Hopefully this results in a kingdom with a significantly more laid back Pharaoh, and an Apophis who's a big ol' softie.

>> No.20363091

>>20362961
>Implying she isn't just jumping on your belly
You are not wholesome

>> No.20363092
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>> No.20363099

>>20363092
>surprise ass eating

>> No.20363116

>>20363092
What is up with that Pikachu meme I keep seeing everywhere, and why is there a Pink Panther doll here?

>> No.20363190

>>20363042
>that tail
Good girl

>> No.20363203
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20363203

This is the ideal female body. You may not agree, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>> No.20363220
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20363220

>>20363203
A little more in the hips department and then we're talking.

>> No.20363235

>>20363203
I don't like it.
Then again, I'm not looking for peak performance.

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>> No.20363243
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20363243

>go to eat lunch at the Dragon Buffet
>thought it was a chinese restaurant
>is actually dragon ass buffet

today was a good day

>> No.20363246

>>20363042
i need one of these for real

>> No.20363250
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>>20363243

>> No.20363254
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20363254

>>20363246
That makes two of us.

>> No.20363259

>>20363241
You don't need to repost this every thread you obnoxious shit.

>> No.20363260

>>20363099
>>20363243
People have been putting up with your low quality shitposts for too long.

>> No.20363263

>>20363250
Reminder that any MGE girl with a snakey lower half also has a human ass too. And there's absolutely nothing wrong with that.

>> No.20363268

>>20362605
I like the idea of Pharaohs dressing their snakes in cute clothing.

>> No.20363273
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20363273

>>20363260
senpai noticed me
kyaa

>>20363250

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>>20363263
How do their spines work if they have a human anus?

>> No.20363298

>>20363295
Don't worry about it.

>> No.20363306

>>20363295
It's only known they have ass cheeks. He's making it up that a hole through the spine is confirmed.

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>>20362873
>>20362652
It's so nice seeing you around so much Loen.

>> No.20363310
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>>20363298
But I absolutely MUST know.

>> No.20363311

>>20363307
miia shows off her d

>> No.20363318

>>20363295
Its unlikely they have a true anus. I'd assume they go to the bathroom through the cloaca like any other snake. I feel sick just typing this.

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>>20363318
tail cloacas are the greatest

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>>20363318
How does it feel to fuck a cloaca?

>> No.20363337

>>20363318
MGE girls don't have cloaca's.

>> No.20363344
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20363344

>>20363337
How do they relieve themselves then?

>> No.20363355

>>20363337
While they have human vaginas, considering centaurs have 2 true vaginas, it isn't unreasonable to think that they would also have an opening on their snake half.

>> No.20363356

>>20362672
But maids ARE olev.

>> No.20363363
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20363363

>>20363324

i wish i knew

>> No.20363365

>>20362961
You are a sick person. You know that right?

>> No.20363369

>>20362988
Who’s femur is that?

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20363380

>>20363356
Amen brother.

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20363391

>>20363380
I fixed this once.

>> No.20363392
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20363392

>ywn wake up to this
Why?

>> No.20363403

>>20363392
I get my cross and holy water.

>> No.20363408
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>>20363403
Found the faggot.

>> No.20363411

>>20363408
Found the heretic.

>> No.20363412

>>20363403
this

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>>20363403

>> No.20363423
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>>20363411
>>20363412
Reminder that your god doesn't give a shit about you.

>> No.20363430

>>20363392
who is this and where's my wife?

>> No.20363440

>>20363085
Yep the Pharaoh can continue learning how to be a fair and noble ruler while the Apophis can handle silly things like petitions for reducing tarriffs on exotic dildos and vibrators.

>> No.20363450

>>20363403
That shit would just make demonic and undead girls hornier.

>> No.20363461
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>>20363391
Rude.

>> No.20363468 [SPOILER] 
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>>20363423
I guess that's fine. We'll just have to adjust the plan.

>> No.20363491

>>20363468
I want to dick a god in the face.

>> No.20363499

>>20363391
>Fixed
Yeah, for Australia, maybe.

>> No.20363518

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, keep an eye out for a big oomukade looking for someplace to crash this winter.
Its cold outside and she doesn't want to go someplace warm

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>>20363499
Would bunyips make good maids?

>> No.20363522

>>20363491
So you want to facefuck the Chief God until she's heartpupiling?

>> No.20363530

>>20363521
Not really. Don't they like to live in water?

>> No.20363538
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>>20363392
Images like this make me want to just crawl into my screen.

Or hope for a cute ghost to crawl out of it and attack me.

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>>20363530
I don't see any problem with that.

>> No.20363571

>>20363547
i seem to remember that in that story she wasn't a very good maid

>> No.20363588

>>20363571
That's ok. She just needs to dress like one.

>> No.20363604

>>20363521
They'd do fine until "m-mast-t-t-ah" comes home and they sperg and drop the dinner, knock over the trash can, and tear the curtains down trying to hide her face.

>> No.20363605
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20363605

>>20363571
Rude.

>> No.20363628

>>20363392
>I think you need to leave.

>> No.20363637

>>20363628
Oh you don't remember the contract you drunkenly signed last night?

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>>20363604
Bunyips don't run, they rape.

>> No.20363677
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>>20363637
I was drunk-That means it was rape!

>> No.20363683

>>20363637
Don't reply to my meme posting with bad pseudo-roleplay
and I don't drink

>> No.20363684

>>20363604
>Bunyip maid with her face and tail tangled up in the blinds like a scared dog

>> No.20363688

>>20363637
>Drunk
Either she did it while I was in a hockey locker room after men's league (which brings up other issues) or she did it while I was with my folks.

Don't know which is worse

>> No.20363702
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20363702

You gonna go far kid.

>> No.20363715

>>20363702
With a thousand lies and a good disguise?

>> No.20363723

I wish I had a spellcasting wife to teleport me to places instead of driving.

>> No.20363737

>>20363702
An example of an easily monkey pawed wish: "I wish I was young again."

>> No.20363760

>The Demon Lord's Husband wants both his waifu Lilith and old friend the Chief Goddess to sit down on the negotiating table and talk out a peace deal

So the Traitor Hero wants to add Illias in a threesome with him and his wife???

The sick bastard he is!

>> No.20363767

>>20363656
There's something really hot about a slime girl flowing through herself

>> No.20363770
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>> No.20363771

>>20362515
So Shoggoths can Fred their masters/husband's with just their slimy biomass???

So I guess this means human husband and Shoggoths couples can really save money as the husband can just eat his waifus virtually unlimited Eldritch magic slime biomass.

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>>20363683
That can be fixed.

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>>20363770
Dammit, could've sworn I quoted >>20363737

>> No.20363791
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>>20363771
>Shoggoths can Fred their masters

>> No.20363799

>>20363791
But I don't want an ascot.

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20363814

>>20363778
Superior goat.

>> No.20363819

>>20363814
Factually untrue.

>> No.20363823

>>20363814
Praise Bacchus

>> No.20363832
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>>20363819
Factually true

>> No.20363845

>>20363832
Only a drunk would think that. Bapho pussy is unbeatable.

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>>20363845
>falling for the propaganda

>> No.20363862

>>20363845
This, nobody can beat the baphocunny.

>> No.20363872

>>20363845
Seems like a lot of effort when there's ready and willing familiars aiming for you instead.

>> No.20363873

>>20363845
You could have the best pussygame in the omniverse and it wouldn't matter if the person it's cut in is undesirable. t. someone who used to actually get pussy in my younger years
Its not even necessarily the loli drek that turns me off from them so much, its the bratty obsession with the sabbath and constantly pushing an agenda.
Give me a laid back girl who doesn't care what people are into or trying to convince them of certain fetishes, who doesn't need to brag about having a good pussy because you just love her for her.

>> No.20363879

>>20363861
I don’t think that’s a real gun.

>> No.20363881

>>20363873
Like Grelia?

>> No.20363884
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20363884

Big bug.

>> No.20363887

>>20363881
yes, actually. probably the baphomet I'd most like, and actually a high tier girl just in her own right

>> No.20363889

>>20363403
I hope you get raped in the dark underneath the bedsheets by a huge vampire lady at her castle, Belmont scum.

>> No.20363890

>>20363884
That's really pushing the line there bud.

>> No.20363891

>>20363683
Why does everyone that doesn't drink tell everyone they don't drink?

>> No.20363896

>>20363884
Sod off nigger.

>> No.20363903

>>20363891
You'd have a difficult time noticing someone who didn't mention it.

>> No.20363904

>>20363891
Basic people have an inherent need to convince themselves they're not basic.
Its why the game food threads on /v/ are filled to the brim with people who proclaim their devout faithfulness to Water and Only Water like they're goddamn vegans or something
Or why people here get so jihadi about others having fetishes that they aren't personally into

>> No.20363907

>>20363683
I'm not trying to pseudo-roleplay?

>> No.20363910
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>>20363889
How uncouth.

>> No.20363912

>>20363910
Pesky!!!

>> No.20363914

>>20363889
Are you trying to make that sound bad? Because that sounds pretty good to me.

>> No.20363921
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20363921

If my Kiki and Shog fused together, surely they would be the perfect maid unmatched in their love and dedication to serving their master, right?

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20363922

>tfw no ojou lamia waifu

>> No.20363924

>>20363889
Do you think MGEland has tall Vampires like Castlevania's Dracula?

>> No.20363937
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>>20363924
I sure hope so. I want to get smothered by massive bloodbags.

>> No.20363942

>>20362303
I wish I could learn Japanese.

>> No.20363944

>>20363937
>towering titanic Vampire with juicy tits as big as your torso
She's hungry, anon.

>> No.20363952

>>20363942
That's gonna take a lot of mana

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>>20363942
I know someone who could teach you.

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>>20363944
Well I think I have some blood I'm not using right now. She's more than welcome to it.

>> No.20363966

>>20363958
Are you prepared to hear her gulping so greedily and loudly you can actually hear it as it pumps down her throat, fueling her enormous sexy body?

>> No.20363969

>>20363958
God I wish that were me.

>> No.20363976
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>>20363966
Yes.

>> No.20363984

>>20363203
If I say that to her, what she'll do?

>> No.20363985

>>20363845
Bapho pussy isn't bushy enough.

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>>20363984

>> No.20363994

>>20363985
You say that like it's a bad thing.

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>"Stare into my eyes, mortal, and you shall be completely enthralled."
>*snap*
>"M-my eyes, mortal! Stare into my eyes!"
>it's too late
>Anon is already enthralled

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We need something good for the soul.

>> No.20364017
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>>20364010
>pouty vampire noises

>> No.20364020

>>20363976
Better be careful when she sucks your blood. You dont want to get sleepy from lack of blood. That's when she gets excited for something other than blood....something she can get from you in such a vulnerable state

>> No.20364022

>>20364013
Smooth jazz?

>> No.20364023

>>20363891
Because the fucking hypothetical stated that I was.
Also, the answer to any question starting with "Why does every(x)" is always confirmation bias.

>> No.20364027

>>20364017
It's her fault though. All that blood went straight to her tits. Maybe she should drink diet blood.

>> No.20364032
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>>20364013
>>20364022

>> No.20364033

>>20363907
>I'm not trying to not-roleplay
So you are roleplaying? Do you know what pseudo means?

>> No.20364034 [DELETED] 

https://youtu.be/clJ0FoMr4DM

>> No.20364041

>>20364020
I'd like to see her try to get me up when I barely have enough blood to stay conscious. And don't give me none of that DE nonsense unless it can literally take the place of blood for that specific purpose.

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>>20364041
>And don't give me none of that DE nonsense unless it can literally take the place of blood for that specific purpose.
Have you forgotten where you are son?

>> No.20364050

>>20364013
Mamma Yeti's famous chicken noodle soup, piping hot but never burns your tongue, like a hug for your soul. The secret ingredient is love.

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>>20364050
>The secret ingredient is love.
Is that what they're calling it these days?

>> No.20364059

>>20364045
Even with how great mamonobama is, I do wish their were at least a few limitations to it. They don't even have to be commonly occurring. For example, for some strange reason DE can't past through banana peels or something dumb like that. I think it'd be funny to have a random, useless weakness like that. Imagine some dude making a suit out of banana peels thinking it will protect him from monsters, only for a monster to just rip the suit off because they're fucking banana peels.

>> No.20364062

>>20364053
W-what else would they call it?

>> No.20364070

>>20364034
So whats the moral of the story?
Never back down from wanting spider pussy? Even if the tengu man says no?

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>>20364059
>DE doesn't work on banana peels
>guy tries to use them as protection and it fails
This doesn't follow.

>> No.20364074

>>20364033
Oh sorry, didn't realize you're retarded

>> No.20364076

>>20364059
>I do wish their were at least a few limitations to it
>I wish
Done. You're in MGE, if you wanna shoot yourself in the foot the setting would sooner give you a gun simply because you want it that way.

>> No.20364077

>>20364034
Why did this get deleted?

>> No.20364080

>>20364010
>>20364017
>Vampire with an oral fetish gets stuck with a servant who just wants to mindlessly fuck her enormous tits all day.

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>>20364076

>> No.20364085

>>20364080
If hentai has taught me anything, it's that bj paizuris are a thing. They can both be happy.

>> No.20364086

>>20364077
Beacuse you just posted the link
Yes it was relevant but you didnt have anything to go with it to discuss the jurogumo. And pics/vids with no discussion point are rightfully treated as spam.

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>>20364085
My dick is way too small for that. Time to discipline a maid.

>> No.20364091

>>20364083
>Anon gets isekai'd to the MGE world and winds up in an order dungeon with a cum-starved Demon.
>He has to somehow move close enough for her to suck his dick so she can magic them both out.
>Harem shenanigans ensue.

>> No.20364093

>>20364090
Well I mean, a few days of titfucking a Vampire and exposing yourself to her Demonic Energy would probably give you a dick big enough.
And if you want to punish her plump assed Elf maid, she'd be happy to help you with that.

>> No.20364102

>>20364090
>My dick is way too small for that
Your vampire mistress will fix that right away
>getting a blowjob from your vampire
>she bites down just enough to prick you with her fangs
>rather than sucking blood out of your dick, she injects her own into you, causing your dick to inflate like a balloon
>when you pull back out, you're now three times bigger than you were

>> No.20364103

>>20364090
>>20364093
>Vampire mistress with embarrassingly big titties staffs her manor with elves with humiliatingly big rears
Now that's what I'm talkin about

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Smoke hobos deserve more love.

>> No.20364109

>>20364102
And now I have to wear thicker socks because every boner will leave my other extremities lacking in blood.

>> No.20364111

>>20364104
Wonderful aloof/cool girls. I want a very heavily tattooed one who clearly runs several shady underground enterprises, but treats me like her special little cupcake with special protection from all that.

>> No.20364115

>>20364091
If they watch each other masturbate, he might be able to shoot a load over to her.

>> No.20364116

>>20364103
I hope the maids wear skirts that don't even pretend to try and hide their prodigious rears along with G-string thongs.

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>>20364109
Incubus biology anon.

>> No.20364124

>>20364119
Great. We've looped around. Back to >>20364059

>> No.20364125

>>20364103
>Vampire mistress' has a maid squad of girls given to her from her conquest of the lands around her manor.
>A nervous Elf princess with a giant ass who she forces to wear short skirts and frequently forces to ride your dick.
>A cold tallflat Wight from a rival family whose delicate pianist fingers are now used for mindblowing handjobs.
>The Wight's ex head maid Lich with the thickest thighs you could imagine without being grotesque whose kuu dirty talk while pumping your dick is the stuff of legend.
>And a /fit/ Kakuen warrior who once was proud and smug but now accepts her stress free life as your buttslut under her mistress' command.

>> No.20364126

>>20364116
Oh anon, they'd barely even cover the top half. And what they do cover almost makes it look like they're wearing nothing at all underneath, that's how thin and tight those g-strings are.
And they're all very, very bashful about it, and there's nothing they can do about it, the subserviant little bootysluts.

>> No.20364130

>>20364125
I lied before. Now, now THIS, is what I'm talkin about.

>> No.20364133

>>20364126
Sounds like maid butts that are hankerin' for a spankerin'

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Deep One monster girls when?
>when born, appear and act human much in the same way as dhamphirs
>slowly transform into Lovecraftian chaos fish cultists after reaching puberty
>in this way the system can be cheated and "monster girls" (which is to say, young adult Deep Ones) can produce males, but this ability is soon lost

>> No.20364136

>>20364134
yuck

>> No.20364142

>>20364133
They all quiver nervously at your raised hand, and yet also instinctively spread their legs, push their ass up, and bend over while closing their mouths to keep from drooling.
Their bodies know what they can't resist.
Meanwhile, Vampire mistress laughs in the background, sipping a glass of blood as her tits jiggle and pop out of her far too small corset for the tenth time in the night, yet she's too drunk and horny to care.

>> No.20364143

>>20364134
>>>/monster/
Go back.

>> No.20364145

>>20364130
Just imagine hearing the Elf calling you a filthy monkey who can only think of breeding while your Vampire mistress' thralling powers makes her bounce those slutty hips.
Imagine seeing the Wight's face twist in disgust as you cum all over her face but her hand won't stop jerking.
Imagine hearing the Lich monotone about what a dirty boy you are and how she's going to milk your balls dry with her thighs.
Imagine seeing the Kakuen wave her ass around just hoping you'll tear her pantyhose open and rail her big firm ass for hours and hours until the mistress finds you and mocks her for falling so far.

>> No.20364153

>>20364145
>Phaaat ass Elf princess complaining even as she bounces that thing like a god damn earthquake
>Disinterested, disgusted and degrading Wight handjob
>Excessive thighfucking while the Lich remains calm even as she's drenched in cum
>Seeing the Kakuen broken to such a degree as the Vampire puts her down maliciously
VinceMcMahonGif over here anon, holy shit. Le Manor Humiliacion is the place for me.

>> No.20364163

>>20364145
Why does my dick always like this kind of stuff. Maybe it's a side effect of having self-esteem issues.

>> No.20364203

>>20364145
>Elf saying that she wouldn't be fucking you like this if it weren't for the mistress' power over her
>mistress laughs while waltzing over and whispering in her ear that she released her from her enthrallment days ago and has been fucking you all of her own free will
>suddenly the elf picks up the pace, slamming her fat cheeks against you while insisting that mistress is lying and that she's still doing this under her control
>after all, no elf would feel so mind-numbingly good from mating like crazy with a lowly human

>> No.20364215

>>20364203
Only way that could possibly get any better is if the mistress gives a big smack on the elf's ass while laughing then goes over to start making out with you while the Elf goes into ahegao overdrive jackhammering.

>> No.20364216

>>20364125
>>20364145
>>20364203
This is stupendous stuff anon!

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How many points do I get for running up to and yanking on a jabberwock's tentacle unexpectedly?
What about the tentacle's tongue?

What's her reaction in either case?

>> No.20364236

>>20364231
69 points. You'll understand soon enough.

>> No.20364247

>>20364153
>>20364203
>>20364215
That's not even getting into the day the Vampire gets a new maid and you get to break her in.
Get ready to turn a once proud and haughty Fox Priestess into a blowjob slut.
Just imagine her protesting that there's no way the commoners would have betrayed her right before the Elf and the Kakuen cheerfully force her to suck your dick.
Every time she manages to force her head back up the either the Elf tells her to not worry about it since "There's no shame in being lewd if you're mind controlled!" or the Kakuen tells her that everything will be so much better when she gives in to being a cumdump before shoving her back down.
When her head starts moving on it's own the Vampire'll have her shot at making her a thrall.

>> No.20364257

>>20364247
Anon, you are treading in dangerous waters. Sexy, erotically dangerous waters.
I wanna see her struggle to swallow it down as she's forced to keep her head pressed against my base by her laughing co-maids.
I wanna hear her whimpers and sputters for breath slowly turn into moans and desperate gurgles of need.
I wanna see the other maids pull their hands away only for her to press her face in tighter, her eyes glazed over in pathetic, submissive resignation to her new role.

>> No.20364264

>>20364247
>fox priestess was haughtily assured in her goddess
>Now the only thing she can worship is anon's dick and balls

>> No.20364273

Yep, I'm definitely saving all this vampire manor stuff.

>> No.20364275

>>20364264
When that Ryu heard she was basically extorting people to pass along things she said to tell them for free she snuck out and told the people of the Vampire and the rest is history.

>> No.20364286

>>20364257
We've got a tittymonster dominatrix Vampire, a big booty Elf princess, a fallen noble Wight who might be more into your dick than she cares to admit, a kuu dirty talking thick thighs Lich, a /fit/ buttslut Kakuen and now an hourglass cock worshipping Kitsune.
I feel like I should round this out at 1 mistress and 9 Head Maids, so that means I need four more girls.
The rest of the servants are Zombies with fat asses.

>> No.20364288

>>20364275
That's what makes this all better, if each girl actually deserved their fate.
That they each have such wonderful charm points and personalities is just icing on the cake.
And of course, who can forget the Vampire Mistress herself. For all the fun it is submitting those 'maids' to 'torture', Mistress and her massive bloodbags always gets the last say.
What a horrible night to have a curse . . .

>> No.20364304

>>20364288
Just imagine after a long day fucking her maids your mistress beckons you to her bed, shoves your head between her enormous tits and slides your cock inside her waiting pussy for cuddlesex while trying to get you to impregnate her.

>> No.20364313

>>20364286
We need a nervousfu that even the other maids can take it out on. Something timid and truly pathetic, the bottom of the food chain but desperate to keep up.
Then of course we need the Frankenstein equivalent, a not too talkative girl who can take even the hardest stuff but is secretly a breath of fresh air for how simple minded she is leading to quiet happy moments
And finally, twins of some kind. Perhaps they came there willingly because they're just really into the lifestyle and are the ones who totally roll with the debauchery from day one with no need for convincing.

>> No.20364317

>>20364304
Only if she's assured I'm nigh-asleep levels of tired. Like a good dominatrix, she'll drain me to 'near death', but once that point is reached, turn on lovey-dovey aftercare mode.
Which for her is cuddlesex and ear nibbling ASMR and nursing handjobs.

>> No.20364326

>>20364286
>getting chased down the halls by the lowly zombie maids
>Dive into a room with a smaller than usual doorframe
>Safe, as they all try to clamor in at once
>Asses too fat, squished together and keeping them from being able to fit in when all bunched up

>> No.20364331

>>20364313
>And finally, twins of some kind.
Mantis twins

>> No.20364340

>>20364331
Only if they're playful-kuu.
>Ahh. Sis. It looks like we wont be getting out of this one.
>I knooow. We're defenseless against Anon and his cock.
>We might as well make it easier for him.
>I agree.
>Lets line our pussies up to make anon a pussy sandwich for his cock.
>Lets.
>Uwaaa. You are stirring up our insides.
>Cumming. Cumming.
>I guess we're marked now, sis.
>I guess so. Fu fu fu fu.

>> No.20364350

>>20364313
Twins? What you need is the Liliarune sisters Audrey and Hepburn.

>> No.20364357

>>20364313
>Shortstack Tanuki Maid.
>She's got fat tits and a thick ass but she's so small even the sticc Wight can pick her up and bully her.
>And in this castle Bullying means "using her as a living Onahole on anon."
>Thicc Dragon Zombie maid
>The Lich's magnum opus and once the crown princess of a long gone Dragon kingdom.
>A bimbo through and through who can handle the roughest sex thrown at her with moaning and a big dopey smile and innocent eyes.
>Eventually her memories and personality return but she's having too much fun and is too relaxed to stop presenting her ass or tits for anon to pound every time he passes her.
>And then there's the Cheshire Twins, princesses of a wonderland kingdom who willingly surrendered once they heard of all the lewd shit that goes on at the castle.
>One's busty the other's stacked in the ass but they both suck and fuck like champions, and are the only ones who didn't require any thralling at all.

>>20364326
>Anon clambers over all the stuck Zombie maids, ready to get back to the mistress and learn which of her Maids he'd be "tormenting" that day.
>The Zombie maids are stuck and anon gets a good look at the writhing mass of all their fat jiggling asses stuck in the doorframe and temptation strikes.
>Anon slowly drops his pants and shoves his dick between their asses, their struggling becoming frenzied, soft ass flesh rubbing against his cock.
>Hours later the mistress comes looking for him only to find him mindlessly thrusting into the mass of Zombie ass and cumming wildly and giggles about how perverted her favorite servant is.

>> No.20364369
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>> No.20364377

>>20364357
God anon this is perfect. Gonna make that tanuki wear a leash and pay for sex.
Gonna slam that Dragon Zombie's pussy so hard against the wall that it would seriously injure any other girl, but she just moans and loves the roughness.
And gonna probably have the tables flipped on me by the Cheshires who end up stalking me at inopportune moments to overwhelm me.

>> No.20364381

>>20364286
>>20364357
We've done it. The manor is complete. Not even a belmont could penetrate such a pillar of degeneracy and monstrous darkness.

>> No.20364390

>>20364381
>The manor is complete
No. It hasn't a name.

>> No.20364401

>>20364390
Castle Dread-nut?
Chateau Degenerae?
Titula's Manor?
Assfillvania?

>> No.20364405

>>20364401
Moane's Manor.

>> No.20364420

>>20364405
Named for the sounds oft heard coming from it? I like it!
A plethora of tiddies, ass, and all forms of personality fetishes await!

>> No.20364422

>>20364420
They say Moanes Mounds are haunted...

>> No.20364428

>>20364422
Aye. Nine cursed mamano, bound enthralled to an evil mistress, and their eternally tormented manservant, ever rattling the chains of bondage...

>> No.20364484

>>20364428
Only a knight darker than the night itself could possibly breach such a den of debauchery.

>> No.20364491 [DELETED] 

>>20364484
>AYO HOLE UP
>WHY ALL DA BITCHES DEAD?
SHIT SON
>I AIN'T GONNA HIT THAT
>I'MMA SKEDADDLE
Sir Tyrone took the villagers' money but the mansion remains haunted.

>> No.20364500

>>20364491
And you ruined it. Good job.

>> No.20364502

>>20364500
The mansion is the same as it ever was.

>> No.20364503

>>20364428
isn't this the plot to kaibustu oujo?

>> No.20364505

>>20364340
God damn that's some good stuff right there.

>> No.20364506

>>20364491
People like you deserve execution.

>> No.20364510

>>20364491
Fuck off retard.

>> No.20364516
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It snowed yesterday. It's all melted now though. Wet Yetis with dirty fluff?

>> No.20364526
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>>20364516
Dirty, downtrodden-looking monster girls make me sad.

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>>20364526
i want you to suffer more

>> No.20364565
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20364565

>white horn raised by hellhounds
>super aggressive, possessive, dominant, red-hot deer pussy
>tanuki raised by cheshires
>maximum smug and sass who has all kinds of dirty, profitable tricks up her sleeve
>lizardman raised by holstaurs
>genki as fuck but extremely gentle, loves gentle play-fighting and wrestling in the hay
>kitsune raised by wurms
>tries to look alluring and mysterious but is really very simple minded and easily impressed

What other combinations would be interesting?

>> No.20364581

>>20364565
>Kitsune raised by Wurms
Her tail is full of jewels!

>> No.20364584
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>>20364565
Manticore raised at an Eros temple.

>> No.20364585

>>20364484
And so the mistress' chuuni Dhampir sister tries to "liberate" her "unwilling slave".
Instead she gets pinned down and buttfucked. She always flees to "regroup" but over time one might notice her clothes emphasize her ass more.

>> No.20364597

>>20364581
Now there's an image. A tall, supermodel-like, regal and refined kitsune with gems and gold glittering on every inch of her, covered in elaborate silks. She's laying on her stomach on the floor munching on pocky and watching obnoxious cartoons with a big, vacant grin on her face.

>> No.20364606 [DELETED] 

>>20363771

Zoinks!

<s>Would you do it for a Booby Snack?<s/>

>> No.20364615

>>20364606
><s>
What did he mean by this?

>> No.20364619
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>>20364584
Turning hardcore man-eater monsters into frilly girly girls has been explored a little, but I think it still has potential. A manticore who blushes when she daydreams about getting married to a handsome prince would be really cute.

>> No.20364629

>>20363921

You'd never survive the attention.

>> No.20364637
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20364637

>>20364619
It works well, I think, because "hardcore man-eater" is really close to "extremely possessive deredere" as I see it.
Or maybe I'm just weird.

>> No.20364641

>>20364565
A tanuki that's really, really bad at math.

>> No.20364666

>>20364615

Failed spoiler.

>> No.20364681

>>20364666
More like faggot that isn’t from this site.

>> No.20364686

>>20364666
You won't fool me, Satan. That's not how you make a spoiler and everyone knows it!

>> No.20364690

>>20364637
Threadcanon might have something to do with that. A lot of us, myself included, prefer the idea of hellhounds and such being super-possesive, clingy tsunderes over their original satanic dominatrix thing. At times it's hard to recall which is the real thing.

Not to say it's a problem, but cuteness tends to win out over specific kinks around here.

>> No.20364719

>>20364690
I mean, hellhounds get a whole paragraph talking about how they are super possessive and defensive. It's not unfounded at all.
Manticores are tsundere but they don't really get an out like the hounds do.

>> No.20364741

>>20364719
True, but you know what I mean. The culture of this thread seems to focus more on the generally pleasant parts of the profiles than the more niche aspects.

I generally see a lot more greentext and discussion here about hellhounds being cute and possessive than the hard dom stuff.

>> No.20364747

>>20364681

half correct. I am from /d/

>>20364686

Give me your Kia Soul

>> No.20364754

>>20364747
I don't drive a Kia.

>> No.20364768
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>>20364741
>I generally see a lot more greentext and discussion here about hellhounds being cute and possessive than the hard dom stuff.
There's a lot more greentexts and discussion about cute shit in general here because snu is a give. They're monster girls. It's default. We already know that sex is going to happen. "Wow LOTS of sex" isn't exactly a sales point.
It's a lot easier to make something interesting and worth looking at when you're going over something that isn't Sexy Time #2645

>> No.20364798

>>20364768
Hey, I'm not complaining. I find the lovey dovey stuff more fun to talk about, personally. I'm just glad to think I might not be alone in that.

Monster girls are great in that they don't have to compromise. They can grind your pelvis to dust and melt your icy heart both at the same time.

>> No.20364805

babycrazy rabbits that destroy your pelvis!

>> No.20364808

>>20364768
What the fuck is that?

I've found my limit and I don't like it.

>> No.20364813

>>20364805
>boing
>boing
>boing
>CRACK

Still totally worth it.

>> No.20364816

>>20364805
But they are so small! How are they going to do that

>> No.20364826

>>20364816
Very fast cowgirl bouncing at incredible high speed

>> No.20364828

>>20364816
A drop of water is small and weak, but if it drips in the same spot for long enough it'll eventually bore through a rock.

>> No.20364832

>>20364754

Aww.

Guess I have to go bother the shoe store again.

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>>20364816
>>20364826
them legs have a purpose!

>> No.20364877

>>20364834
How much of that is fluff vs muscle?

>> No.20364904

>>20364877
Take a good look. You can see where the actual legs are.

>> No.20364980

>>20364834
Is the wererabbit's signature thigh gap a glimpse of its true legs, or do they shave and groom the fluff for easy access to the girly parts

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>>20364980
just the fluff style kc likes to use so it isn't in the way for private time with their husband

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>>20364980
Anon, that's a vanilla or maybe white chocolate March Hare. Wererabbits don't have the thighgap.

Of course, all of that fluff can be magicked away for easy access.

>> No.20365018

>>20362234
>zombie waifu wanders off for awhile
>not unusual but you worry about her
>at least she took your rain jacket this time
>she returns messy but intact
>comes back with a smaller zombie in her stiff arms
>panic blindly for while as you worry she zombified some poor little girl off the street
>neighborhood watch at your door the next day to warn you about some deranged cripple in a rain jacket digging up child graves
>child denied the pleasant rest of the afterlife to be reborn into a miserable rotting half-life thanks to a selfish cunt
>now you have to fuck a child or else it will re-die
>maybe letting it slowly starve to death is a better fate, anyways, assuming its soul hasn't been forever cursed from heaven thanks to the sacrilege of necromancy
>"she" might have previously been a boy to boot

Don't y'all think Monstergirls can go way too far sometimes?

>> No.20365044

>>20364995
I want to bury myself between fluffy rabbit thighs. Why is there no art of this?

>> No.20365066

>>20364991
Fuck, I didn't realize that the owl mage had stockings. How do other birds even compete?

>>20364995
Yo, but imagine this:
A March Hare shaves her legs clean when she finds out her man is really into legs. She gets all flustered over how naked she feels, and hides under the sheets to conceal her shame. That's when her husband sneaks up on her from under the covers, and starts groping her calves, which are extremely sensitive due to the lack of stimulation they generally receive.

>>20365018
I don't want to think about the ramifications of your greentext, but
>Don't y'all think Monstergirls can go way too far sometimes?
Some of them get off on stinging you, slicing you up, forcing you inside cramped compartments, etc. Plus, most of them have made a habit of violently raping others, so if you're judging them using modern morals, they're probably really, really bad.

>> No.20365076

>>20365066
nobody can top best bird

>> No.20365080

>>20365018
If I wouldn’t distract my waifu with dick she would go and monsterize the entire town, given enough time.
A little grave robbing is nothing.

>> No.20365143

>>20364516
Wet fur and wool stinks, that Yeti needs a hot bath and some new clothes. I'm sure if I let her borrow a hoodie and a winter hat she'll appreciate them and not try to do anything lewd with them

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>walking up to your house, freezing your ass off
>your zombie wife comes out and hugs you while moaning "waaaaarm"
>then she pulls away and cocks her head
>"Huuusbaand...coooold?"
>she shuffles back into the house and returns a minute later with a blanket messily draped around her
>she clings to you and says "Waaaarm...huusssbaaaand"

>> No.20365291

>>20365182
I’m gonna waaaarm the inside of her womb.

>> No.20365358

Anyone save that drunken Selene green form the last thread?

>> No.20365426

>>20365358
Here's a pasta, save it because I'm too lazy to.

>"depressed at a bar/wants somebody to love her/ people be calling her a frigid bitch" drunk

>Selene is running on a unknown amount of alcohol. rum glass in her hand and telling the oni bartender her problems
>the usually energetic lilim now looks like her batteries are low
>"I have a nice thing going with the mansion right? a place or romance and bloodless carnage for all to enjoy, it's great right?"
>The Oni nods.
>"Then why is it that hear the whispers? the jeers of people when they hear about my work?"
>The Oni shurgs
>"they call me unsexy, an anti-succubus, frigid bitch that doesn't know love."
>Selene begins to shake in anger, the bar lights flicker as the Oni begins to sweat
>"They come to MY town, enter MY mansion, fight in my mother-damned arena and then have the utter never to insult ME?"
>"Spineless cowards, the lot of them! dickless idiots of the highest order!"
>The oni bartender just nods along
>"Don't know love? I know love! I'm a fuckin' princess to the demonlord. most of the relationships in my town started when the fought in my arena and have grown with children. I help humans tap into their desires to be with each other. I create love every fucking day! frigid bitch my ass!"
>Selene downs another shot and starts breathing hard. the oni bartender starts rubbing selene's back
>"I know love, I do... I just... "

>> No.20365432

>>20365426
thanks

>> No.20365452

>>20365426
The amount of typos makes me think Selene really was drunk or Beast himself wrote this.

>> No.20365470

>>20365066
>Tell a March Hare "that looks comfy"
>She gets excited and thinks you want to sleep with her
>That night you fall asleep hugging her thighs

>> No.20365505

>>20363873
>its the bratty obsession with the sabbath and constantly pushing an agenda.
Sounds like you need a fun non-sabbath affiliated loli like a Dark Mage or Salamander.

>> No.20365594

What do jabberwocks smell like?

>> No.20365599

>>20364565
>Ushi-oni raised by some upper-class mamono like a vampire

>> No.20365608

>>20365594
Berries

>> No.20365621

>>20365608
What kind of berries?

>> No.20365635

>>20365621
Snozzberries.

>> No.20365665

>>20362234
>Long ago, in a distant land, I, Lilith, The shape-shifting master of lewdness, prepared an unforgettable wedding! But a foolish valkyrie, wielding a sturdy stick stepped forth to oppose it. Before she reached the altar, I tore open a portal in time and flung her into the future, where my lewdness is law. Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Lilith!

***

>50 years have passed, but I do not age. Time has lost its effect on me. And yet, the perverts carry on. Lilith thigh chokes the past, present, and future. All hope is lost. Gotta get back. Back to the past. Valkyrie jackline.

>> No.20365673
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Pic related shall destroy MGE for being a fantasy escapism and liberate everyone from fantasy lewdness and back to reality.

Hooray!

>> No.20365680

>>20365665
>Lilith thigh chokes

I want a sex goddess to thigh "choke" me

>> No.20365688

>>20365665
>sturdy stick
What?

>> No.20365709

>>20365635
Erotic. I'd expect nothing less of a jabberwock.

>> No.20365746
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>>20365673
Shut up /tg/.

>> No.20365757
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20365757

give me mofu right now

>> No.20365764

>>20365746
I want to be used by a Nurarihyon

>> No.20365765
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>>20365594
Grape.

>> No.20365767
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>> No.20365783

How would a Cheshire look in a Jester’s hat? I bet she could pull it off.

>> No.20365811
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>>20365783
Still less silly than this.

>> No.20365829
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https://twitter.com/gatx105_x01/status/1070295846254571522

>> No.20365832
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>>20365767
Silly goat, Halloween was over a month ago.

>> No.20365835

>>20365829
Autism

>> No.20365855
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>> No.20365865
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>>20365835
Rude.

>> No.20365869

>>20365746
but pretending that he was in the right is a /v/ meme

>> No.20365875
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>>20365869
And being opposed to fun is a /tg/ meme.

>> No.20365883
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>>20365875
And this is an /a/ meme!

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>>20365883

>> No.20365890

>>20365673
>using based Marche for roleplayfaggotry

>> No.20365894

>>20365757
Walk outside in the snow with a "free hugs" sign

>> No.20365909
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20365909

>>20365894
>this excites the yeti

>> No.20365912

>>20365875
>>20365889
Stop spamming.

>> No.20365913

>>20365889
Squish the maidbreast! Squish it!

>> No.20365936
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>>20365913

>> No.20365950
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20365950

I need an adult.

>> No.20365954
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>>20365913
But that's a housewife

>> No.20365991

>>20365909
Grab the soft Yeti's underboobs

>> No.20366004
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20366004

>>20365991
Grab the soft Yeti's ass!

>> No.20366018
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Ushis are cute!

>> No.20366023
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20366023

>>20365954
Why can't she be both?

>> No.20366030

>>20366004
If that soft Yeti hugs me tight for grabbing her ass that's a marriage proposal!

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>>20366030

>> No.20366086
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20366086

Do you prefer the little or the big Noll?

>> No.20366094
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>>20366018

>> No.20366116

>>20366094
Clumsy edit, but still cute!

>> No.20366125

You know what the MGE world needs?
Flex tape and shamwow

>> No.20366128

>>20366094
I don't recognize that character

>> No.20366134
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No escape.

>> No.20366155

>>20366134
From bad modeling?

>> No.20366158
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>> No.20366159

>>20366134
Do you really need to post these shitty models here? You haven't been a positive contribution at all.

>> No.20366161

>>20366158
She needs to lay off the ice cream

>> No.20366163

>>20366134
Dibs on the demon and fox.

>> No.20366165

>>20366158
that a new nav yuki?

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>>20366161
Nonsense.

>> No.20366184
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>> No.20366187

>>20366158
Peak wifely performance

>> No.20366275

>>20366184
Halloween ended a while ago.

>> No.20366308
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>>20366187
Peak taste.

>> No.20366311

>>20366134
I actually kinda like the wight and fox.

>> No.20366318

>>20366308
What can I say?
I like my wives with some meat

>> No.20366330
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>missed out on an entire monstergirl maid discussion
Christ I'm unlucky.

>> No.20366342
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20366342

Lizards need love
green or red, the scales need care

>> No.20366349
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>>20366342
Lizards you say?

>> No.20366355

>>20366311
The wight's miniskirt-length dress is something I've thought fits them atleast as well as the style in the profile. And the purple underwear too.

>> No.20366356
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Beware of CC foxes.

>> No.20366370

>>20366356
>Tamamovich
No way in hell she fits that criteria.

>> No.20366371

>>20366342
you know those platinum games like MGR where the music kicks up during the second phase?
I want a salamander fight like that.

>> No.20366389
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Every man needs a griffon in his life.

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>>20366370
You sure?

>> No.20366431

>>20366371
Those "second round" things always get my hyped.
Imagine a salamander reving up her fire, or dragon putting aside a weapon to fight with her bare claws, or a beastgirl getting more feral

>> No.20366433

>>20365950
>Come now, sit with Auntie Mofu, tell me about your troubles young one~

>> No.20366438
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Bunny cunny!

>> No.20366443

>>20366370
More like Tamamo-bitch

>> No.20366479
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>>20366433
Auntie Mofu, those girls keep looking at me weird!

>> No.20366495
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>>20366443
Don't be so rude.

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>> No.20366529

Monkey's paw
Monster girls are real, but you have to star as MC in a live action to MG story that you hate

>> No.20366532
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>>20366506
Touch the cow. DO IT NOW.

>> No.20366588
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20366588

Would you a horsepussy Lala?

>> No.20366608

>>20365764
>Exile criminal mastermind Nurarihyon arrives at anon's town to set up shop
>moves into anon's house
>She is only really using his house as a cover and plays the oblivious anon's dutiful and gentle wife
>She is actually ruthlessly creating a vast mafia empire
>but she is also gradually falling in love with anon for real

>> No.20366609

>>20366529
cant really say theres an monster girl story I hate
If I went with "dislike the most" probably moose saga

>> No.20366615

>>20366609
>cant really say theres an monster girl story I hate
Even Violated Hero?

>> No.20366630

>>20366615
I should rephrase and say out of what I've read
I only know violated hero and MGQ my reputation, among a few others that get brought up

>> No.20366649
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>>20366608
I'd read that story.

>> No.20366697
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Dragon knights!

>> No.20366721
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>>20366630
>MGQ my reputation

>> No.20366741

>>20366721
"by" reputation
You know what I meant.

>> No.20366755

>>20366342
>i can be yuor angle or yore deevil

>> No.20366766

>>20366741
Okay Beast.

>> No.20366779

what monster girl would be into surfing?
hard mode: no oceanic species

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>>20366755

>> No.20366799

>>20366779
Cursed Swords
Living Armors
Shoggoth (or slimes in general)

Plenty of girls who'd enjoy body surfing

>> No.20366823
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>>20366779
Manticore

>> No.20366840

>>20366799
>spoiler
Such as?

>> No.20366858

>>20366840
Nah, that was just referencing the girls already listed. Though there are likely a couple that have more than likely slipped my mind.

>> No.20366869

>>20366766
Fuck you
unlike him I've played MGQ up to part 2's ending and the beginning of the first VH

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>>20366858
Damn, I'm retarded.

>> No.20366901
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20366901

Open up to us.

>> No.20366902

>>20366799
i want an image of fairies and such surfing in the kiddie pool on a slime now

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>>20366766

>> No.20366942

>>20366922
Can we at least talk about the positives instead of grammar failures?

>> No.20366958
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>>20366942
But that's not as fun.

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20366981

You meet the strangest people online.

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>>20366902

>> No.20367009

>>20366615
Jokes on you, I’ve never read it so i can’t hate it. Same with a lot of stories.

>> No.20367015
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>> No.20367048

>>20367009
>read it

>> No.20367068

>>20367048
DAGA KOTOWARU

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>Am I popular now?

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>>20367068

>> No.20367111
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>>20367100
Vines are icky and hurt. Tails are much more loving.

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>>20367111
>Vines are icky and hurt.
They look pretty comfy to me.

>> No.20367123

>>20366330
Would new hapless girls who stumble upon Moane’s Manor be zombified and bootified and maidified, or let go to warn the world of what they saw?

>> No.20367124

>>20367075
No, but I still like you

>> No.20367131

>>20367123
The most important question of all is the style of lewd Maid attire Undead Kingdom monstergirls would wear.

>> No.20367137

>>20367075
Would be better as a wisp.

>> No.20367143

>>20367131
The lowest level maids, the plain zombies, would wear tattered French maid outfits, torn and ratty, showing off their backsides

>> No.20367147
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>>20367131
Something like this I guess.

>> No.20367148

>>20367147
I'd imagine that but with the addition of skeleton jewelry MGE undead like to wear.

>> No.20367155

>>20367115
Those are okay; it’s the ones with thorns that look painful.

>> No.20367161

>>20366958
Selene and victoria need love

>> No.20367179

>>20367161
>steelims
>needing love

>> No.20367189

>>20367161
Selene and Victoria comparing tits/butts when

>> No.20367192

>>20367137
>She keeps asking if she's popular yet as she rapes you over and over

>> No.20367195

>>20367179
I like em
Lets me see variety in shit that isn't sabbath lolis.

>> No.20367202

>>20367195
>Lilim group picture with all their differences never

>> No.20367210

>>20367202
Nobody has the money to get that kind of commission
And no one who can draw has the time or caring to draw such a picture

>> No.20367233
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>>20367137
How about a slime?

>> No.20367234

>>20367210
given the amount of steelims still accepted by the thread is a about 7 (8 if you cound chowders one) your looking at about $480 and thats just for a group black and white and running on $40 per lilim.

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Spider butts make me nuts.

>> No.20367241

>>20367234
>about 7 (8 if you cound chowders one)
>your looking at about $480
>$40 per lilim.
I get the feeling the math is off somewhere

>> No.20367246

>>20367241
it is
I mean to say $280

>> No.20367257

>>20367246
Were I not saving up for a commission already I could cover my share and a bit more

>> No.20367269
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>>20367233
Dark slime or bust.

>> No.20367274

>>20367257
I have a tendency to forget who is open, and when they are open I often don't have commission tier money

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>> No.20367289

>>20367233
Why is this slime discussing psychology and literature, including the works of Dante?
http://imgur.com/UXWnCnO

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20367298

>tfw no dark elf meido

>> No.20367338

>>20367202
I would love to see that.

>> No.20367343

>>20367202
Tail comparison is all you really need.

>> No.20367370

>>20367343
Runa and Derrota would be at a disadvantage then

>> No.20367376

>>20367370
It's ok to have a modest tail. I just like the side by sides.

>> No.20367406

>>20367376
I want to make fun of a Lilim for her tiny babby weenie tail!

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>>20367111
Children monstersgirls and kid humans are cute.

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>>20367410

>> No.20367447
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Danuki findom doujin when?

>> No.20367450

>>20367447
Cute. How much for an upsy-daisy?

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>>20367450
75 cents.

>> No.20367476

>>20367471
Here is one dollar and fifty cents.

>> No.20367478

>>20364134
>the innsmouth look looks like mixed race humans
looool

>> No.20367487

>>20364143
I don't see anything /monster/ about it.

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>>20367278
That fox is a bully though

>> No.20367516
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Reminder.

>> No.20367535

>20367478
Congratulations. You just found out Lovecraft is racist. Remember to give Nigger a head pat on the way out.

>> No.20367543

>>20367535
>just
I've known, retard. Also the cat was named Nigger Man

>> No.20367562

>>20367510
Fox needs spankings.

>> No.20367566

>>20367435
Oh, didn't notice that.
We all know it's just a phase and that she'll grow out of it and horrifyingly rape her childhood friend.

>> No.20367581

>>20364134
A Deep One in MGE would most likely be something like a Sahuagin recolor with her fish/frog husband behind her like the Wendigo profile. The biggest issue is that any profile would most likely have to give details of the abyssal monsters and where they live so he would have to actually be ready to detail all that. I wouldn't be surprised if he wouldn't have to add more non profile setting details in tweets to clear up the entry like he did with all of the desert kingdom and sun god info that came with the Genie

>> No.20367592

What is KC waiting for to give us dinosaur monstergirls

>> No.20367603

>>20367592
>In past there are animal girl like Weresheep and Honey Bee, is dinosaur girl possible?

>I have ideas of dinosaur-based girls already. But there have been no era of dinosaurs in the world of MGE.

>> No.20367605

>>20367603
Oh fug.

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>>20367592
Technically we already have them.

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>>20367592
It already exists.

>> No.20367617

>>20367516
So what does more tails mean for a inari?

>> No.20367623

>>20367609
I want to spank a lizard.

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>>20367617
Same thing.

>> No.20367653

>>20367617
They are pretty much the exact same thing other than one is calm and devoted and pours all her mana into her husband vs a wild and rapey fox that spread her mana everywhere creating demon realms

>> No.20367663

>>20367653
How do you remember which is which?

>> No.20367665

>>20367592
>>20367603
>KC is a closet creationist
>the MGE earth is 6,000 years old
>dinosaurs didn't exist
>fossils are a trick by the devil

cue devils burying piles of bones and laughing

>> No.20367677

>>20367665
To be fair it is a world of literal gods and magic.

>> No.20367696

>>20367663
Zipangu has quite a few devoted type monsters vs Mist having a lot of wild and ferocious types.

>> No.20367705
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https://youtu.be/Fiz1rG4hLUM

>> No.20367763

>>20367696
I mean when you’re looking at a girl individually.

>> No.20367787

>>20367763
If they are just wearing some random outfit, you can't. They are pretty much exactly the same thing with personality differences. If they are wearing their breed specific outfits it's whether they are wearing Japanese or Chinese outfits.

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>>20367665
>Demons and Devils
>Wearing expedition or archeologist / paleontologist gear

Man that would be nice.

KC making MGE world flat would be comedy gold.

>> No.20367822

Which monster girl would love a fat fucking piece of shit like me?

>> No.20367832

>>20367821
>https://i.warosu.org/data/jp/img/0198/18/1536108309581.jpg
One of the items in world guide 3 is a globe.

>> No.20367835

>>20367822
None of them.

>> No.20367842

>>20367822
Monster girls don't care about looks.

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>>20367822
there's probably chubby chaser alps

>> No.20367847

>>20367832
I wonder if those are either separate continents or a gulf of some sort.

>> No.20367856

>>20367822
Familiar, Alice, Witch, Rata.
If there's one things doujins taught me it's that fat guys and lolis are destined for each other.

>> No.20367868

>>20367822
Bubble slimes are used to being around raw sewage so at least they would tolerate you.

>> No.20367869

>>20367856
especially if you don't have a face
>>20367868
hue

>> No.20367872

>>20367846
I require more monstergirls with thick lips

>> No.20367880

>>20367856
>wtf I want to get fit now?

>> No.20367891

>>20367822
>First, it is purported that the looks almost don't change at all compared to when one was human. Monsters don't care very much about the attractiveness of a man's face, so in most cases there are no changes whatsoever. The body changes to become more healthy and durable so that it's convenient for sex, but it's rare for the appearance to change greatly other than that.

>A rare exception occurs and the appearance greatly changes in the case of those who are too feeble or fat, and their form will be vastly improved so that it's convenient to have sex with monsters. Also, in the case of those who are so old that it's a hindrance to sex, they will also be rejuvenated.

>> No.20367897

>>20367835
>>20367846
>>20367856
>>20367868

I want to die

>> No.20367911

>>20367897
Then fucking kill yourself you whiny faggot

>> No.20367912
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>>20367897

die, or be killed?
>suicide by monstergirl
>self-electing to be drained by succubus

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>>20367897

>> No.20367917

>>20367897
Sick meme bro. What’s your patreon?

>> No.20367922

>>20367897
If you like breasts then Hellhounds, Ushis and Manticores are also options. Fat guys can't run from rapists so they're easy pickings.

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>> No.20367953

>>20367922
>Fat guys can't run from rapists
But fat guys in HentaiLand have far more stamina than their IRL counterparts.

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>>20367912
Please don't say such bad things.

>> No.20367970

>>20367953
That just makes it more fun for the chasers.

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>> No.20367988

>>20367953
But they are super slow.

>> No.20367990

>>20367969
>tfw no momster succ to do this with

>> No.20368012

>>20367987
yes, i would sample that

>> No.20368020
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20368020

>>20367410
Yuki-onnas ready for the snow

>> No.20368031
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Pray to your goddess.

>> No.20368033

>>20368020
Yuki Onnas are only for spanking.

>> No.20368058

>>20368020
Why does a snow woman need an insulated snow suit?

Wouldn't a yuki onna wear something like that in summer to try to keep her negative body heat in?

>> No.20368060

>>20368033
>Hand gets frozen to her ass
Anubis nurse has a new one to laugh at

>> No.20368065

>>20368060
Clearly that means you need to use a hairbrush rather than your hand.

>> No.20368073

>>20368060
>Anubis nurse
Once I'm back from my three days deployement, I'll have a new folder to start.

>> No.20368078

>>20367897
We meme, but seriously, get help
1 eight hundred 273 8255

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>> No.20368148

>>20368060
What if this is an actual tactic Yuki-Onnas use to keep a man in place

>> No.20368165

So what happens when a Yuki-Onna or something returns to finally take the man she met when they were both young only to discover that he grew up to be a terrible person? Does she instantly forget about him and moves on to find another man or what?

>> No.20368174

>>20368113
Why did Lich-san turn herself into a fox?

>> No.20368179
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>>20368113

>> No.20368181

>>20368165
clearly all he needs is some love.

>> No.20368183

>>20368179
>tfw no Chen Daughter
>Which comes with Mama Ran.

>> No.20368186

>>20368174
There’s hundreds of species. With an undead eternity, it’s good to have options.

>> No.20368191

>>20368148
>Yuki-onna rushes to Winterstown's main square with your hand stuck to her ass
>"Look everyone, anon likes spanking snow girls!"
>Yeti passing by with her husband just says "cool" and keeps walking
>Tsurara-onna across the street gives you an icy thumbs up
>Ice Queen gives a disgusted glare that could freeze your hand on even more
>White Horn covering her face with her hands because it's too lewd

>> No.20368192

>>20368174
>"I must discover the power of 'mofu' that anon speaks of"

>> No.20368219
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>>20368183
Careful, that cat is a handful.

>> No.20368224

>>20368191
>>Ice Queen gives a disgusted glare that could freeze your hand on even more
I wonder if an Ice Queen would tone back on this if she noticed it started to negatively affect her husband.

>> No.20368270

>>20368192
>Liches trying new experiments to modify their body to suit their "assistant's" taste
Cute.

>> No.20368275

>>20368181
Terrible people don't get love in MGE, dummy.

>> No.20368292

>>20368275
What constitutes being a terrible person?

>> No.20368299

>>20368219
It'd be worth it if I'm married to a soft fox.

>> No.20368312

>>20368165
the yuki-onna will ruin his life behind his back so that he'll truly understand compassion and understanding for others when he enters his depressingly poor state and then the yuki-onna will be there for him and he'll turn over a new leaf and not be terrible anymore in his new life where he and the yuki-onna are happily married together in a much better life

>> No.20368318

>>20368191
Darn.

>> No.20368329

>>20368292
Causing misfortune to others, being a dickhead and not feeling bad about it, hurting a monster girl or their husband.

>> No.20368336

>>20368312
But what if the man is the way is he because his life was already ruined? Wouldn't that just make him worse?

>> No.20368349
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>>20367987
I wanna be coiled up by a lamia so bad. Gently squeezed by her large and long tail, milked by her aching pussy, and kissed by her long, hot, slimy tongue. Then fall asleep in a soft bed, her tail gently intertwined with my legs, resting along my back as I kiss her, all under a thick blanket to keep her warm on a cold winter's day.

>> No.20368367

>>20368165
A large part of this question comes down to predestination and weather an individual is born irredeemable or not, or if they are a blank slate that can be redeemed.

>> No.20368377

>>20368336
get him to open up about his feelings and he'll be in a state of emotional vulnerability. that way, the yuki-onna will strike when the iron's hot and praise him for opening up to her and he'll behave more better for a worthy cause: his wife

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>>20368349
Sounds nice

>> No.20368391

>>20368377
But isn’t her thing being cold? I thought Iron shattered at cold enough temps.

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>>20368391
It's called metaphor, wurm-chan.

>> No.20368406

>>20368391
are you thinking about tsurara-onna or ice queens? idk about everything surrounding certain mamono, it's a been a while since i read yuki-onna's bio

>> No.20368431
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20368431

>>20368405
Oh!

>> No.20368441
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>>20368219
>>20368299
Definitely worth it.

>> No.20368462
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20368462

Where's the lilim content?

>> No.20368465

What would life be like with both a sandworm and lamia as wives?
Your lamia wife would live with you inside your sandworm wife, right?

>> No.20368476

>>20368465
As gross as it sounds, you may be looking for a Cymothoa Exigua monstergirl

>> No.20368486

>>20368405

I'm glad that living marshmallow is so durable.

>> No.20368487

>>20368476
A what?

>> No.20368495

>>20368487
A tiny parasitic crustacean that lives in the mouths of fish.

>> No.20368508

>>20368486
As far as our research has shown, marshmallow cats and wans are impervious to nearly all forms of injury.

>> No.20368524
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>>20368465
I don't think there's enough room.

>> No.20368528

>>20368524
What happens if you try to poke her shoulder eye?

>> No.20368533

>>20368462
Trying to continue this lilim story past the commissions

>> No.20368547

>>20368528
She gets real pouty.

>> No.20368558
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>>20368524
If you go by the way she looks in the doujin, she's got plenty of room. Besides, who doesn't like super-close contant with both wives?

>> No.20368570

>>20368462
Right here https://i.imgur.com/uOFDOd9.jpg

>> No.20368582

>Working for more than 12 hours.
Its a good thing that I don't have a 'high level' waifu, she may not be too happy about me being gone so long, especially considering I was supposed to be home 5 hours ago

>> No.20368586

So do shogs lay eggs or what.

>> No.20368600

>>20368586
No, they bud after absorbing enough of their husband's essence.

>>20368582
Storm King, is that you?

>> No.20368605

>>20368600
Nope.
I'm Salary Man

>> No.20368623

>>20368570
Now that's a lilim I'd love to make out with!

>> No.20368628

How would you react if, while taking out the trash, a random succubus walked by you and asked you to fill her mouth and pussy with as much cum you could muster.

>> No.20368635

>>20368628
Would it be wrong to dress her as another monstergirl?

>> No.20368639

>>20368628
I'd accept her challenge

>> No.20368642
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>>20368487

>> No.20368648

>>20368635
As long as it’s not too difficult, sure.

>> No.20368652

>>20368642
More like the cutest....Also kinda weird to hear your wife echoing inside herself

>> No.20368656

>>20368642
>Adoration, but also disgust

>> No.20368661

>>20368639
The real question is what do you do once you’re completely spent and she’s in a satisfied daze.

>> No.20368664

>>20368642
Little freak.

>> No.20368674

>>20368642
I want to protect this cute dork.

>> No.20368680
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>>20368664
How rude.

>> No.20368687

I want a CC grizzly to chase me up a tree and taunt me with promises of sloppy sex and tons of honey if I come down.

>> No.20368697

>>20368642
KONO STANDO: TALKING HEAD

>> No.20368718

I want to befriend a young rebellious Hellhound and steal cars, get into street races, and do other wacky shenanigans with her!

>> No.20368735
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20368735

>>20368642

>> No.20368741

>>20368735
What is she poking?
And is this what Sandworm giant play looks like?

>> No.20368747

>>20368735
oh god don't touch that

>> No.20368751

>>20368735
Oh no.

>> No.20368755

>>20368751
>>20368747
Look in the background, Anons.
Its not what you think it is....or Anon has some dental issues

>> No.20368758

>>20368735
Is this technically sounding?

>> No.20368767

>>20368755
Anon can do amazing things with his tongue.

>> No.20368797

>>20368767
Like have two uvulas?

>> No.20368801
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20368801

>>20368735

>> No.20368805

>>20368642
>>20368735
>TheBay.png

>> No.20368810

>>20368801
Oh no, so it was a blowjob

>> No.20368811

>>20368801
What am I doing with my life?

>> No.20368812

>>20368801
Oh my god

>> No.20368813

>>20368801
Is this a wife in my wife?

>> No.20368818

>>20368801
aww jeez.

>> No.20368825

>>20368801
This is disgusting but hilarious

>> No.20368829

>>20368801
bukkake!

>> No.20368847

>>20368801
I've missed high quality shitpost draws like this.

>> No.20368856

>>20368801
I don't get it

>> No.20368858

>>20368856
It's cum you nonce.

>> No.20368913

>>20368856
Cymothoa Exigua are tiny crustaceans that worm their way into the mouths of a fish, attach themselves to the tongue, then consume the tongue and take its place so they can feed on what the fish eats. What you're looking at is a Cymothoa Exigua monstergirl.

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>> No.20368927
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Yetis need more love!

>> No.20368932

>>20368918
/monster/ OC is fucking garbage.

>> No.20368934

>>20368927
Kinda hard to when you autistically spam the same images of them over and over again.

>> No.20368936

i'm going to order The Mofu Extra

>> No.20368948

>>20368934
This. It's getting annoying.

>> No.20368951
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>>20368948
It's the first thing I've posted this thread.

>> No.20368952

>>20368927
Yetis have nothing else going on for them beyond the tiresome cuddlefaggotry meme.

>> No.20368955

>>20368951
>this thread.

>> No.20368959
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>>20368936

>> No.20368958

>>20368951
And the same thing you'll keep posting in subsequent threads because you can't quite take a hint.

>> No.20368961

>>20368805
I have to rewatch it.

>> No.20368966

>>20368936
Can I order a liver eating one.

>> No.20368976
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>> No.20368979

>>20368959
I want me some muscle mofu.
Extra large muscle mofu

>> No.20368981
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>>20368959
That's a boat.

>> No.20368987
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20368987

>>20368913
In the grim darkness...

>> No.20369001

>>20368987
God fucking dammit.

>> No.20369003
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20369003

Hey guys I found this manticore, with her tail stuck, is this some kind of trick? Is she just gonna rape me?

>> No.20369007

>>20368981
i want to breed that boat

>> No.20369009 [DELETED] 

>>20369003
Stop RPing you stupid nigger.

>> No.20369029

Imagine an entire planet filled with warrior tomboy Kakuens

>> No.20369032

>>20369029
How to they reproduce?
Regardless, give me a strongfat one

>> No.20369033

>>20369029
A bunch of filthy monkeys? I think not.

>> No.20369048 [DELETED] 

>>20369009
Once you stop roleplaying as a faggot.

>> No.20369055
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>> No.20369060

>>20369032
They use the magic Ryu Balls to summon human men to their planet, obviously.

>>20369033
Come on anon, they're really nice once you get to know them!

>> No.20369062

>>20369032
What's missing from Kak_en planet?
U

>> No.20369065

>>20369062
>This is their actual marketing campaign

>>20369060
But she puts so much effort into hiding them!

>> No.20369073
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>> No.20369076

>>20369065
Well she has to! Otherwise people will be summoning her while she's busy trying to find a husband!

>> No.20369085

Otohime sugar momma!
She's not desperate!
She's just a fun loving cougar!

>> No.20369090

>>20369085
So is she a cougar or an otohime?

>> No.20369097

>>20369090
She's an Otohime!
>"I-Isn't cougar a word for a cool somewhat- u-uh, just a little bit- older woman who really needs a ma- who wants to have some fun with a younger guy?"

>> No.20369104

>>20369085
To be fair, I wouldn't mind giving some sugar mommas some loving.
And comfy times.
And kids

>> No.20369106

>>20368976
>>20369073
Salty?

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20369107

>>20369090
oh man, a cougar Cougar would be a pretty good idea

>> No.20369115

>>20369090
Why can't she be both?

>> No.20369140

>>20369115
Cougars are cats, Otohimes are not

>> No.20369142

>>20369085
Imagine an Otohime who is an extremely anxious NEET that streams her dances because she's completely incapable of socializing with the opposite sex offline.

You just got a PM from her asking if you wanted to meet up at an internet cafe for a private dance. It will probably be incredibly awkward. How would you react?

>> No.20369169

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember that even the most lustful monster girl will do non-lewd snuggling if you're too tired after a long day

>> No.20369175

>>20369142
>Sounds great! I'm actually a huge fan of your dances and would love to see one in person! In fact, why don't we just go to your place? I want to see it in the room you usually do the streams in! I'll pack for a long night!
>Send

>> No.20369189

>>20369142
I bet she has glasses, bed hair, and a sweater when she's not doing dances.

>>20369175
>Nervous 'eeeeeeeeeeeeh' sounds

>> No.20369237

I want to snort powdered Manticore venom off of my Kiki daughteru's cunny.

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>> No.20369248
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>> No.20369271

>>20369248
Go gargle cyanide.

>> No.20369278

>>20369142
>>20369175
>you're having a good time, drinking, laughing
>lounging on the sofa sitting next to her
>you go to get up off the sofa
>suddenly she grabs your arm
>wow
>whoa, she's really goddamn strong
>she has a super serious look on her face even though it's flushed with alcohol
>she leans in to whisper in your ear
you know, female seahorses insert all their eggs into the male

>> No.20369292
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20369292

>>20369248
>>20369278

>> No.20369291

>>20369278
Fuck off nigger.

>> No.20369296

>>20369278
They dont, they just build some kind of kangaroo bag that the male gets to carry

Also fuck off

>> No.20369301

>>20369296
>carrying a sack of tiny Otohime daughterus around with you
could be worse

>> No.20369327

>>20369301
yeah, but all they do is shout 'fuck off' at you

>> No.20369329

>>20369327
I'm not a shitty parent like you anon.

>> No.20369332

>>20369327
Leave and take your trash back with you. You don't have the right to get mad when you're posting gutter trash like >>20369248 and >>20369278

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>>20369238
When will Sub draw more goddamn Werecats? I've been wanting more pussies with fat milkers for eons.

>> No.20369337

Have you had your portrait with your waifus done yet anons? If so what poses did you take?
I went with the classic sitting down and her standing over me with her hands on my shoulders.

>> No.20369339

>>20369327
You reap what you sow shitbird.

>> No.20369345

>>20369337
I'm not comfortable with putting myself in commissions anon.

>> No.20369350

>>20369337
Can't you just hang around Discord for waifufag circlejerks? Because your threadly questionnaires are as cancerous as the spam.

>> No.20369356

>>20369345
I meant more like a old timey black and white photo that you have framed in the house more than a actual portrait you had drawn out.

>> No.20369357

>>20368927
I need more love, I want my own Yeti maid

>> No.20369360

>>20369301
>Rata twins that are literally glued to you never getting off

This is life

>> No.20369364

>>20369356
Then you can take your stupid RP faggotry somewhere else, you god damn nigger.

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>>20369271
The only thing i wanna gargle is the milfs vaginal fluids

>> No.20369387

>>20369374
Go back to your home board /trash/ then.

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>>20369142
I believe Professor Wurm has some advice for her.

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>>20369409

>> No.20369468
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20369468

You're invited to Hatter-san's Tea Party!

What tea do you bring along to impress her?

>> No.20369491

>>20369468
Is there an uncensored version of this?

>> No.20369494

>>20369327
Don't give that guy any attention or reverence please

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>>20369491
Why? Are you that eager to get into Hatter's pants?

>> No.20369508

>>20369468
Nothing because I'm not going

>> No.20369511

>>20369468
Another Hatter? How fun!
I bring... my dear Hatter wife!

>> No.20369515

>>20369494
>anon makes a shitty post and other anons tell him to fuck off
>you immediately rush to his aid and cuck for him hardcore
Every time.

>> No.20369542

>>20369515
I'm not defending that guy. I didn't even read what he posted.

>> No.20369546

Mofus are pretty popular in these threads, but has there ever been fanart of youkos specifically?
Or even a green text?
It seems like they're completely overshadowed by their cousins.

>> No.20369552

>>20369278
Imagine this, but she only mentions it because she’s so much of a NEET, spouting random facts is the only way she knows how to start a conversation.

>So, uh, nice weather huh? I’ve never been under the ocean.
>Uh Um Uh THE EL NINO IS A WEATHER PATTERN RESPONSIBLE FOR WARM OCEAN CURRENTS IN THE PACIFIC

>> No.20369553

>>20369515
>>/jp/thread/S20306412#p20306583
>>/jp/thread/S20306412#p20306889
>>/jp/thread/S20306412#p20307201
Reminder.

>> No.20369554

>>20369515
>someone calls you out on being a shitposting faggot
>accuse them of defending the person you're replying to even though they are focused entirely on you
every goddamn fucking time

>> No.20369565

>>20369301
Could you survive the threat of a heart attack? Their little ‘ooohs’ and ‘ahhhs’ and ‘wows’ are dangerously cute.

>> No.20369571

>>20369552
What a cutie. Would continue to tease the shy neet.
I'd love fake stringing her along while in reality I knew I was gonna be with her since the start. Just to see her desperately try to seem interesting.

>> No.20369579

>>20369546

Kitsune get lumped together, that's why. It's fucking racism I tell you.

>> No.20369580

>>20369571
>>20369552
Sounds more like a Tengu to me

>> No.20369584

>>20369580
Well, this time its an Otohime.

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>>20369546
There's very few pieces of stuff for them. Don't think they attract a lot of attention though since they just seem like a more slutty version of just a regular inari and a few more tails

>> No.20369591

>>20369356
I bet shoggoths would like taking very Gothic portraits. Granted, when you walk by them in the hall, the eyes actually will follow you.

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20369593

>>meemarros
>who am i even quoting
boy am i mad

going to go sniff my waifu and calm down some

>> No.20369596
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20369596

Woah shit Nav finally drew another girl that isn't a fat fuck

>> No.20369597
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20369597

where are all the waifu sniffers?

>> No.20369607

>>20369596
>that
>not fat

>> No.20369614

>>20369607
She's not stupidly wide like most girls that he draws.

>> No.20369620

>>20369596
Succubus drinks because she's lonely...

>> No.20369633

>>20369553
>>20369554
The absolute state of /monster/ parasites.

>> No.20369636

>>20369597
Here
Dog bless the troll and high orc profiles for pandering to my degeneracy

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>> No.20369645

>>20369614
Those hips though.

>> No.20369650

>>20369644
Nice

>> No.20369654

>>20369644
This is undeniably fat

>> No.20369656

>>20369644
Ratas are better as lolis.

>> No.20369664

>>20369644
Fuck off fatfag

>> No.20369666

>>20369656
Confirmed.
Someone needs to draw that lewd redhead rata loli QS wrote about.

>> No.20369672

>>20369656

I prefer them just being short, honestly.

>> No.20369706

I want to hold a loli Rata upside down so I can shove my face on her rear and eat her out!

>> No.20369725
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20369725

>>20369706
I just wanna cuddle that tail. Snuggle Sabbath is best

>> No.20369736

>>20369725
The palpable nervousness is good. It makes me want to do bad things I might not otherwise consider.

>> No.20369740

>>20369725
Runya has slutty shins

>> No.20369745

>>20369736
You’ve heard of tsunderes? Well she is actually not interested in you

>> No.20369748

>>20369740
Far and away the softest looking baphomet tail as well.

>> No.20369752

>>20369725
Ah yes. LEC.

>> No.20369760

I want to be a mad scientist Gremlin's trusted lab assistant!

>> No.20369772

>>20369760
I want to marry the Gremlin equivalent of Tony Stark.

>> No.20369774

>>20369760
Mad like angry at the world for its cruelty and indifference? Or Mad like insane?

>> No.20369776
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>>20369706
>mfw no onii-chan to flip me over and eat my ass

>> No.20369780

>>20369772
Would you trust her with nanomachines?

>> No.20369782

>>20369774
Bit of both!

>> No.20369783

>>20369666
Which one is that?

>> No.20369791

>>20369760
What would you do when she asks you to test her Yectofantripulatonic Transomgobulatory Zanziptomiser 4000?

>> No.20369796

>>20369633
What the fuck does >>20306583 have to do with /monster/?

>> No.20369800

>>20369791
Cherry or Cranberry and Mini or Kilo?

>> No.20369799

>>20369780
No way, Bleeding Edge completely ruined the Iron Man aesthetic.

>> No.20369802

>>20369791
>[deeply concerned]

>> No.20369805

>>20369783
https://pastebin.com/L5C7uFNC

>> No.20369810

>>20369760
GENTLEMEN... BEHOOLD!

>> No.20369813

>>20369805
>quicksilver is back and nobody told me
thread I am disappoint.

>> No.20369816

>>20369800
A good lab assistant would test all the variables anon.

>> No.20369817

>>20369799
I agree. It's supposed to be a chunky, cool sequence. Not that.

>> No.20369821

>>20369813
Nobody really cares all that much

>> No.20369823

>>20369813
There's a new Wendi story there too in case you didn't see it.

>> No.20369826

>>20369817
Hey, glad I'm not alone on that.

>> No.20369829

>>20369821
Speak for yourself bud.

>> No.20369832

I'm looking for that picture of a man spooning a Dullahan's head while the body spoons him.

>> No.20369838
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20369838

>>20369832

>> No.20369859

>>20369387
>"Waahh! why isn't every picture catering to me"

>> No.20369864
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>>20369838
Cute!

>> No.20369908

>>20369864
I would kidnap and rape the body and leave the head outside of the house to scare children

>> No.20369911
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>> No.20369927

>>20369908
I would kidnap and rape the head and leave the body outside to scare children.

>> No.20369932

>>20369859
Stay in your shithole, retard.

>> No.20369946

>>20369932
Don't give it (you)s anon.
Just do what I can't instruct you to do and let it languish in obscurity.

>> No.20369959

>>20369911
Snibeti snab x--DDD

>> No.20369970

>>20369927
I would kidnap and tenderly love both the head and body and leave a bowl of candy with a "Please take only 1" sign for the children.

>> No.20370160

>>20369003
The solution is to rape HER first!

>> No.20370211

>Have extremely lovey dovey dream with my Atlach-Nacha
>She has to go to work and leaves me
>Can't wait until her shift is over
>Go to her workplace to meet her early
>Her boss tells me she's away on an errand
>Lay there nearly having a depression while waiting for her
>She eventually comes back
>Feel extremely happy and wish for her to never leave me again
I used to be a strong advocate for being a househusband but after this dream I have to say that it's a bad idea.

>> No.20370214
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20370214

I need rum

>> No.20370221

>>20370214
For your cocoa? Pleases top trying to corrupt the Yetis, all that Papa Wendigo moonshine is enough.

>> No.20370232

>>20370221
Yetis will eventually understand the beauty of eggnog, no matter how many times it takes!

>> No.20370234

>>20370232
Satyros in Winter Town: A Christmas Bender Story
Rated X

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