/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Touhou Dawn. Your hometown has been taken over by a surprise attack by Gensokyo. How do you fight back?

[Anonymous No.]

Yukkuri and spell cards

[Anonymous No.]

Like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2032821
Moon Rabbits. Lots of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2032821
I, for one, gladly accept our new touhou overlords.

[Anonymous No.]

I would sell out the human resistance and hope you are all brought to the wall and danmaku'd.

[Anonymous No.]

I would not resist.

[Your Candid Fr !eND/xfY3lY No.]

Consider the politics that have led to this situation.

[eirei emiya !NERO.ByayA No.]

I would steal Marisa's precious thing and use it as a bargaining chip.

[Anonymous No.]

I would sell out mankind for a pet moon rabbit.

[Klein !Klan7ih6Qs No.]

>>2032821
Looking straight ahead. Perfect candidate for an overhead bombardment, ze~

[Klein !Klan7ih6Qs No.]

Bunny Brigade, move out.

[Klein !Klan7ih6Qs No.]

>>2032899
Hai~

[Your Candid Fr !eND/xfY3lY No.]

Bang bang bang.

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK THAT WE KICKED THEIR ASSES ONCE WE"LL DO IT AGAIN!

[Klein !Klan7ih6Qs No.]

>>2032899
Why is she the most militaristic?

[Klein !Klan7ih6Qs No.]

Of course, there is the other squadron.

[Klein !Klan7ih6Qs No.]

>>2032915
A squadron - it's true!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2032899
Your tank is no match for me!

[Your Candid Fr !eND/xfY3lY No.]

>>2032920

The A stands for adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2032910
Former moon solder, although not as badass as it used to seeing what they really are.

[Klein !Klan7ih6Qs No.]

>>2032924
Eh, firing away her backpack, huh?

That's okay, the Mountain R&D facilities have got a little something new for her to try out.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

... an' down at Mayohiga is where I oughta' be
Layin' down them danmaku with ol' Red-White's company.
A sparrow on me left an' a nightbug on me right
An' a fistful precious spellcards fer me little Armalite.

Though in all seriousness, I'd most likely have a go at peaceful coexistance before getting my pink butt blown up by human insurgents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2032910
Former moon solder, although not as badass as it used to seeing what they really look like are.

[Klein !Klan7ih6Qs No.]

You know, enough with the small projects. It's time someone just made a Touhou themed MGS4 game. Nitori would be Snake, Youmu as Raiden. A more handsome Remilia as Vamp, and so forth.

The normal soldiers would be Shanghai, naturally. They deserve to be freed from the Sons of Gensokyo.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>2032899

Whoa, just noticed. Is that a Tortoise tank?
I always suspected those things had to come from the moon...

[Anonymous No.]

Mai army.

[Klein !Klan7ih6Qs No.]

>>2032976
Well they had to fill their cargo planes with SOMETHING on the flight to Earth.

[Anonymous No.]

WE GOT AIR SUPPORT!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2032976

Expectant Moon was pretty cool. Reisen with dual BARs gave me a boner.

[Anonymous No.]

Humanity's last hope against our youkai oppressors. Fly high Razgriz, and take back our shattered skies!

[Klein !Klan7ih6Qs No.]

>>2033000
I guess identifying enemies as "the one with the ribbon" wouldn't work so well against Touhou, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2033000
They can graze those things easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2033005
I think flying lolis is enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2033006

But do touhous have THRUST VECTORING!?!?!

[Anonymous No.]

Overlord of the US.

[Klein !Klan7ih6Qs No.]

Bombing missions are so loud anyway. I'm sure they would rather do stealthy missions.

[Anonymous No.]

The Touhous have already infiltrated our government. Should they really invade, there would be no chance in hell we could resist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2033021
Is there any image of Udongein with the Splinter Cell suit? That would be badass.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't worry guys...she'll save us.

[Klein !Klan7ih6Qs No.]

>>2033031
Not that I know of. There is that Satori x Psycho Mantis sort of thing, though.

[Anonymous No.]

I defeat them all with my dick

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

Hour T: Gaps open everywhere, horrors unspeakable pour out across the globe.
Hour T + 1: Lunar armada rains death over mother earth.
Hour T + 2: Keine resets history and none of it ever happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2033013
turns on a dime, macross zero style

[Klein !Klan7ih6Qs No.]

>>2033067
You can't use such an image of hope with that sad story.

An important aspect of being victorious in a battle is the ability to adapt.

[Anonymous No.]

Save us Signum nee-sama!

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>2033078

That it is. But I've been awake for around 24 hours right now, so my ability to adapt is minimal.
Brb, dreaming up lunar armada.

Goodnight, /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

The Witches will take care of them.

[Klein !Klan7ih6Qs No.]

I've run out of decent touhou war pictures I like so I leave you with an image from the latest /jp/ meetup.

[Anonymous No.]

This.

[Anonymous No.]

Militia! Form up!

[Anonymous No.]

Sex.

All the youkai are female, right?

[Anonymous No.]

show those bitches how it's done

[Anonymous No.]

>>2032821
Fuck 'em up sideways

[Anonymous No.]

reporting in

[Anonymous No.]

>>2033039
lol abrams tank...

[Anonymous No.]

ikaruga: nigger mode

[Anonymous No.]

>>2033400
touhou's vs the antitouhous
oh
my
god

[Anonymous No.]

>>2033400
兄貴、兄貴、兄貴と私ッ！

[Anonymous No.]

>>2033400

[Man-Pedo !r9.w91chTo No.]

>>2032821

>>2032835

[Anonymous No.]

>>2033421

[Anonymous No.]

>>2033118
You mean... the only way to fight Touhoes is to create an army of magical, flying, half-naked lolis?

[Anonymous No.]

Take out my Rapeman costume and die like a man

[Anonymous No.]

Lookin' kinda Solid Snake there, Udonge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2034382

Fight fire with fire.

[Tewi Inabog No.]

picture related

thes ees panther panzer

[Anonymous No.]

>How do you fight back?

What do you mean, fight back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2034400
GERMAN STEEEEEEEEEEEL

[Anonymous No.]

>>2034405

They've decided to kill everyone to make the planet a breeding ground for yukkuris, so they never have to worry about food.

[Anonymous No.]

...I fail to see the problem.

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

Something like this.

[Anonymous No.]

I attempt to negotiate, offering my home as a forward outpost in exchange for a minor caltrop or minor trinket, eventually attempting to bargian for the hourai elixir.

Alternately, I grab my M1917 and begin an insurgency, taking out faeries and mid-stage bosses, maybe getting a lucky shot on Cirno on the like before I'm killed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2034453

[Cyrus !!abIc2O8kqZb No.]

"Mr.President,Gensokyo has just begun their offensive. They've taken out two major cities and they're working on the third.

What do we do?"

"I'll handle this"

[The Stig !BsviaE72Qo No.]

...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2034510
Leave Reimu to me.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Tewi Inabog No.]

>>2034554
so randum Kami

[Anonymous No.]

I activate the LHC.

[Cyrus !!abIc2O8kqZb No.]

>>2034510
>>2034532

Problem solved.

[Anonymous No.]

lol

[Anonymous No.]

We need to raep their maid. That's all we got to do. If we can raep their maid before they raep our maids, we'll be ahead in the war.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2034572

i'd like to, but Gap demons and Ice Fairies keep messing up with the cryogenic coolant

[Anonymous No.]

>>2034613

We might actually win this war.

[Anonymous No.]

Just caught their maid, you know what it is...

[Anonymous No.]

Just caught their maid, you know what time it is...

[Anonymous No.]

It's raep minutes past raep....

[Anonymous No.]

>>2032903
Was this shit ever released?

[Anonymous No.]

I'd hop in my R-Type and go hunting. Yes, I've got one. So does everyone else in my city, since we're right next to one of the most strategic locations on the planet. Pic sadly not quite related, since mine is one of the old crummy models. Still, the old Force Unit is plenty good.

Besides, I doubt Gensokyo would make any moves. Sure, they're powerful, but between the forces of Shangri-La, Atlantis, Mu, the Lunar Kingdom, and a host of other lesser locations in near-Earth high dimensional space, they'd get pasted.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2032821
>>2036279

Surely you mean the Lunar Empire. That's EMPRESS Kaguya to you, in case you were wondering.

And a single battleship with escort detachment from the Lunar Imperial Armada would be more than enough to turn Gensokyo into a featureless chunk of slate.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>2036303

Was just wondering about that...

Say, do you still have the data for the lunar armada from a while back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2036303
The moon is pretty big. There's a kingdom and an empire up there, with room to spare. The empire's been screwing around with east Asia for a long time, while the kingdom mostly keeps to itself. Heck, if it wasn't for Jules Verne and his giant lunar transportation cannon, we'd have never known about the kingdom at all.

[Anonymous No.]

Any Touhou guns with futa?

[Anonymous No.]

I can't moonspeak, so my only option is to fight for mankind, for humanity for AIUR!!

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2036313

I most certainly do! I've collected them and saved the information on them for later use if possible, and I am continuing to try and flesh out the structures, weaponry, and such that the Armada and the Army uses.

[Anonymous No.]

I would be a new Zero!

ALL HAIL LELOUCH!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2032821 How do you fight back?
*grabs dick*

[Anonymous No.]

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2036313

Also, you should like this (reposted) except from the lunar news


At 2:30 LST, an invasion force bypassed our main aerial defenses and began a beach-head assault on the Tranquil Plains. THE LUNAR HERALD has all the news and a special report detailing these invaders from the Prison Colony.
Showing blatant disregard for civilian casualties and collateral damage, the invaders have pressed the attack with clear intent to conquer and maximize their base of operations for a larger landing party.

DEFENSE GRID FAILURE

They said it would never happen. On paper, the Lunarian Aerial Defense Grid appears impregnable to outside attack, but when the time came to test its ability it let slip a small landing craft, manned by an expeditionary force of Prison Colony militia.
The reason for this has been speculated upon by Lunar scientists and technicians, with an official inquiry carried out amongst the top brass of the Lunar Aerospace Division as to why their orbital sensors failed to identify the invasion forces, and, more importantly, if they had spotted the craft but did not open fire on it.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2036313

INVADER INSIDE LOOK

The invading militiamen were sent from a capitalist faction that held sway over the governments ruling Terra, the isolated lower Prison Colony where major criminals and enemies of the Royalty have been exported to for centuries.
When the planet was first colonized, anomalies in the seas and the earth went by unnoticed, and the second generation of Terrans lost much of what made them truly human, throwing the entire colony back to a primeval Dark Age.
Over time, the Terrans have adapted to their planet’s harsh, over-oxygenated surface and spread their colony out to cover the entire globe, even accepting some former Moon sympathizers into their ranks, but it has always been a place of suffering and hardship for all.
Relationships between Terra and Luna have always been fraught with violence, with the First Terran War ending in a decisive victory for the Lunarians after the Terrans were crushed by our superior firepower. It was said that the general of the Terran forces was exceptionally high-ranking and held much sway over the invaders, which made our victory all the more glorious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2036408
What is this shit.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>2036403
>>2036408

Do like. This is what lunarians actually believe.
Although I was wondering more specifically, do you have something on lunar naval magical warfare?

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2036446

The specifications of the Yagokoro-class Support battlecruiser and a few details on the Lunarian Imperial Armada are all I have. I mostly put thought into ground warfare since that was what we were discussing last. Plus, I didn't think anyone would care about the Lunar Empire's space forces, since most of the fighting done in Gensokyo would be on the ground. The most the Navy would do is transport the hordes of bunnygirl Infantry and of course the Lunarian special forces to the surface.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>2036493

Perhaps I have something that might interest you...

Gekkô-class battleship
Streamlined for deep space magical warfare, the distinctive trait of the Gekkô class is its massive armoured blast shield, encasing the vessel from brow to midship in a streamlined shell of brick-size moonstone. With a frontal thickness that almost equals one fourth of the full length of the ship, this armour makes the Gekkô class essentially invulnerable to a frontal attack from any conventional earthen weaponry, providing an excellent shield from behind which its magic using crew of over 40 lunarians may carry out their work in relative safety. Sighting and targeting are mainly accomplished by psychoprojection - as such, the front half of the ship is void altogether of soft parts.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>2036493

Shielded behind the armoured front half, the main battle deck carries a portable magical circle, manifested by a total of 128 sacred camphor trees grown specifically for this purpose in lunar soil. The magical presence of the ship itself is such that even uncrewed, the Gekkô class is capable of maintaining a small atmosphere of its own. As propulsion and controls are magic based, the Gekkô class has neither conventional engines nor a clearly defined bridge.
For specific tasks unworthy of the attention of a lunarian royal sage, the Gekkô class also carries a small assortment of conventional arms, both unguided and fire-and-forget, deployed from a central ventral bay.
While the Gekkô class is capable of operating with its 40-man skeleton crew, most carry up to 100 lunar rabbits as a combined crew and marine force. The standard Gekkô battleship is poorly suited for troop transport, but a handful have been retrofitted to acommodate up to 2000 lunar rabbits fully equipped.
Despite being classed as a battleship, the Gekkô class is noticeably smaller than its more well-known cousin, the Yagokoro class battlecruiser.

[Anonymous No.]

Steal F-14 Tomcats. Lots and lots of those motherfuckers of AWESOME, and throw them into service.

We don't give a shit about Rules of Engagement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2038204
So have you found a reason to fight yet? Buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2038214

[OHNO !!cG9sxZfkA+v No.]

TO THE MOON!