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/jp/, how many guys has your sister fucked?

>> No.203183

One.

Me.

>> No.203184

None, she is 11.

>> No.203187

1. That was me.

>> No.203193

She's 17 and she's fucked 4, she told me.

>> No.203200

Zero.

I have no sister ;_;

>> No.203203

Seven, last I asked.

>> No.203213

none.

>> No.203215

>>203203
Are you serious? Your sister is a fucking whore.

>> No.203221

ahahahaha

>> No.203228

do i count?

>> No.203230

>>203215
Really? I think it's pretty normal. She is already in ninth grade after all.

>> No.203232

I`ll choke out any fucker that touches either one of my sisters!

>> No.203247

>>203232
choke out? is that like rub one out?

>> No.203249

>>203228
I dont know, do you have any sisters?

>> No.203250

>>203230
sureeeeeeeeeeeeee

>> No.203260

Hey /jp/, would you ever let a /jp/sy fuck your sister?

>> No.203265

>>203260
I wouldn't like it, but that's not my choice to make.

>> No.203270

>>203265
What if you heard her screaming out 'ONII-CHAN!' in orgasmic joy while making love to said /jp/sy.

>> No.203272

Zero, my sister's a lesbian.

>> No.203273

>>203270
I'd be happy that at least her boyfriend doesn't suck too bad in the sack.

>> No.203275

>>203274
16, why?

>> No.203274

>>203273

How old is she?

>> No.203289

No more than one, I hope. She's 16.
Not that this is any of my business.

>> No.203286

>>203275

Idiot.

>> No.203326

>>203289
>Not that this is any of my business.

What's up with all the faggots on tonight?

>> No.203341

That what manga artists want you think.
Japanese young brother do not get to have sex with sister very easy.
Idiot.

>> No.203376

I have no idea how many guys either of my sisters have fucked

Maybe zero

Maybe 100

Happy fapping

>> No.203379

*looking at the picture*
Not related but when do I say "Oh fucking "A" and when "Oh fucking Ye!!!"? You know if, only IF, I happen to visit Japan I want to be prepared.

>> No.203381

>>203341
This is why Korea is better than Japan.

>> No.203390

>>203341

Get back to Futaba. And stop leeching our images too.

>> No.203391

None.

She's 36.

>> No.203395

>>203379
"Fuckin' A" is an exclamation of delight/approval. "Fuckin' ye" is an emphatic "yes".

"Your sister wants to jump my bones? Fuckin' A!"
"You're asking me to slip your sister the boxer baloney? Fuckin' YE!"

>> No.203400

my sister has downs

>> No.203428
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203428

>>203400

>> No.203461

>>203391
I bet she's on 4chan.
Fits the role.

>> No.203468

>>203341
Jap detected.

>> No.203526

>>203468
He comes to steal images and take them to futaba.

>> No.203531

>>203341
This board is not for Japan. Japan not welcome. Please go to your country board. This board not for Japan.

>> No.203543

>>203391
Ouch.

>> No.203586

>>203247
It means I`d end up cutting their air supply off until they`d stop trying to get into their underwear.

>> No.203938

They didn't even quote the movie properly, it's "I like you, YOU CAN come over to my house and fuck my sister!"

>> No.203961

probley zero since shes ten years old but then again kids are doing some insane shit.

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>> No.203987

I wonder what could be more trolling than 'japan not welcome' in a /jp/ board.
Maybe asking for banana cornflakes at an italian restaurant?

>> No.203997

>>203987

but this isn't a board for japan. its a board for vn's, figurines and touhou.

>> No.204013

Japan is so xenophobic they can't even learn proper English.

>> No.204036

>>203987

learn2engrish

>> No.204042

I wish I had a sister...

>> No.204058

>>203341
>Japanese young brother do not get to have sex with sister very easy.

Is it hard to get sex with your sister then? Do you try?

>> No.204066

My sister's twenty-one, and has a boyfriend who's set to get a first in his physics degree from Imperial University, and has secured himself a job in a large bank at at forty grand a year, likely to double with a year or two. He's also an avid rugby player, and has biceps the size of my thighs. Yet despite all of this, he's a genuinely nice guy - to quote Pratchett, I'd hate him if he wasn't so damned likeable. I WANT him to fuck her, those would be the best nieces and nephews ever.

Ever felt inferior, /jp/?

>> No.204086

>>204066
What does a bank want with a guy who has a physics degree?

>> No.204103

>>204066
Yeh but don't people like that piss you off?

I mean, I've always been clever, I got into a good university. I'll probably go on to a good job and even if I don't my family is pretty well off. But despite all this I've always been skinny with little muscularity. There is some kind of dichotomy of mutual exclusivity between being ridiculously attractive and ridiculously clever. It just serves to make those who DO have it all that much more irritating and hateable.

>> No.204125

>>204086
He's going into the funds managing side of things - but bear in mind the fact that a degree's usually just a sign of intelligence; in that sort of company an graduate's more or less useless for the first two years of his/her employment. Obviously having a degree in the target area (i.e. economics) helps when you're applying for a job, but there was a guy at the place I did work experience in a while back on the Japanese Equities desk with a history degree that hadn't even focussed on Japan.

>> No.204135

one, her boyfriend, for 7 years. they just broke up.

i dont care, she is older than me. id like to fuck an imouto.

>> No.204149

anyone ever fucked heir sister?

>> No.204157

>>204103
If you really would be ridiculously clever you would also know that having big muscles has really little to do with being attractive.
You just have an inferiority complex. Stop comparing with other guys and notice that the world is actually full of girls. Some of them will like you.

>> No.204195

>>204157
Anon leaned back slightly in his chair, a slight sigh of pleasure escaping his lips. He knew in his heart that he'd made the perfect post, showing his internet forum enemies just what it was like to be owned. He took up his goblet of mountain dew, delicately sipping at it and pondering his next reply to the hordes of trolls soon to descend upon his post like a pack of rampaging wolves. He was a master at forum strategy, the sun tzu of the internet.

It felt good to be him.

>> No.204197

I think she's still a virgin, actually.

>> No.204201

>>204149
I'm waiting on updates from Anonymous of Seven.

>> No.204208

>>204197
not for long.

>> No.204216

In during I have no sister.

My mom miscarried twice.

Ronery, but happy to be alive.

>> No.204220

>>204208
How so? As far as I know, she's not interested in any guy at the moment.

>> No.204223

>>204220

Well how old is she?

>> No.204224

>>204220
I think he may have been implying that he is intending to take your sister's virginity sometime in the near future.

>> No.204226

>>204220
Shirou detected.

>> No.204380

Most people tell me that my sister is hot, but I've only seen her go outside every once in a blue moon. Of course, she goes to class (a graduate student aiming for a nursing career) when she has to, but that's about it.

She's a hikko at the good age of 23, spending most of her time awake watching j- and k-dramas.

>> No.204394

>/jp/, how many guys has your sister fucked?

Isn't that prying too much into your siblings' lives?

>> No.204408

Hay /jp/, how many times have you fucked?

Spoiler: 0

>> No.204410

http://maritan.ytmnd.com/

>> No.204448

>>204408
you messed up the spoiler tags.

>> No.204480

None, I think.

Also that quote is from Full Metal Jacket, you idiot.

>> No.204521

Well, i fucked my sister one time... is t wrong?

>> No.204535

>>204521
Only once?

>> No.204538

>>204521

How did it happen?

>> No.204575

>>204538
Well, we happened to sleep on one bed since there were guests in our house. That was quite spontaneous ...

>> No.204591

>>204575
How old were you both at the time?

>> No.204605

>>204591
I was 17 she was 15.

>> No.204624

>>204605
Must have been an awesome fuck, where did you jizz?

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