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2023951 No.2023951 [Reply] [Original]

;_;

>> No.2023956

Why can't we be friends?

>> No.2023960

Tsun~ Tsun~

>> No.2023965

summary or recap?

>> No.2023971

This thread got started not too long ago, I wonder how anon even managed to catch it (double postan troll?)

>>2023965
http://may.2chan.net/b/res/45361804.htm

or use google translate
http://translate.google.com/translate?prev=hp&hl=en&u=http://may.2chan.net/b/res/45361804.ht
m&sl=auto&tl=en

>> No.2023989

in b4 screen cap of this thread on 2chan

>> No.2023990

Hint: We always troll them first.

>> No.2023995

>>2023990
we are blocked from posting in 2chan...

>> No.2023996

Someone post the link to this thread over there, haha.

>> No.2023998

>>2023971

Why the fuck are they talking russian 2ch?

Are they fucking retarded?

>> No.2024000

>>2023989
eagerly awaiting this

>> No.2024003

>>2023995
can anyone do this? That will be awesome

>> No.2024009

>>2023965
"goddamnit, /jp/ is so hidoi i hate my life."

>> No.2024010

>>2023995
Back then there was at least THREE nuke threads per day when we wasn't blocked from posting.

>> No.2024012

Someone posted it lulz.

>> No.2024017

>>2023971
>This thread got started not too long ago, I wonder how anon even managed to catch it (double postan troll?)
HOLYSHITREALLY? YOURE A DETECTIVE!!!!

>> No.2024018

This is a bad Japanese example in which it cannot English.

>> No.2024019
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2024019

Sakuya's ass is ours, puny Japanese.

>> No.2024023
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>> No.2024024

>>2023951
This Japanese low level. We cannot undone.

>> No.2024031

>>2024024
what the heck is he saying

>> No.2024037

goin' back to miami

>> No.2024038
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2024038

OP made both threads.

>> No.2024041
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2024041

/jp/ 7 hoops dog > 2chan

>> No.2024040

>>2024024
You suck at our language. Stop it.

>> No.2024044

http://zip.4chan.org/v/src/1233732120215.jpg

Lol Japan.

>> No.2024047

>>2024044
>posting a link to a picture
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>> No.2024048

Yes. They are watching us watching them. And we are all watching this cycle of watching is taking place. In real time.

>> No.2024049

>/jp/は日本の文化とか習慣について語る板かと思って見に行ったらガッカ
リしたな
Go to /trv/ lol.

>> No.2024050

>/jp/は日本の文化とか習慣について語る板かと思って見に行ったらガッカ
リしたな
Go to /trv/ lol.

>> No.2024051
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>>2024050

>> No.2024052

>/jp/は日本の文化とか習慣について語る板かと思って見に行ったらガッカ
リしたな
Go to /trv/ lol.

>> No.2024053

>>2024047

Click on it. If you dare. I didn't want to force people to look at it.

>> No.2024054

>>2024019

Sakuya's ass just gets bigger and bigger.

Not that I'm complaining, though.

>> No.2024057

>>2024010
>we wasn't
This hurt my brain.

>> No.2024061

>>2024053
[]Spoiler Image?]
The link already died by the time you posted it.

>> No.2024060
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>>2024053
Yeah, pretty horrifying.

>> No.2024062

>>2024053

I clicked it. 404?

>> No.2024064
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2024064

whats going on guys

>> No.2024065

>>2024060

You got a 404? Or you wish it was a 404?

>> No.2024071

>4chanもカタログつけば見やすくなるのに
>なぜ付けないんだ

It's like my brain in a nip's body.

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>>2024054

My shit's on fire, I don't need no Gasolina

>> No.2024072

FFFFFFF- Can't post, not Japanese. I hate that shit.

>> No.2024073

so are 4chan anons posting in there actually living in Japan or using some kinda proxy?

>> No.2024079
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>> No.2024081

>>2024065
The former.

>> No.2024082

http://orz.4chan.org/y/src/1233737263341.jpg

lol japan.

>> No.2024084
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There's no buses in Gensokyo 'cause the BANGBUS put them outta business!

>> No.2024088
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>> No.2024089
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>> No.2024093

>僕は来世で触手になってさくらたんの家に飼われたいです
>一緒に散歩したりご飯食べたりお風呂に入ったり夜のベットでウネウネ
したりしたいです
I want to become a tentaclein and be kept by Sakura-tan in her house.
I want to take walks with her, eat meals with her, take baths with her, and at night I want to ウネウネ in bed with her
Sex noises?

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2024091

Sakuya's ass isn't the only thing growing.

>> No.2024094
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2024096

This is the pic collection of the Japanese guy imitating naked anime character poses. I spoilered it. It's horrifying. Don't look.

>> No.2024095

What are they saying about us? I can't read Japanese.

>> No.2024099

Since there might be some nips lurking in this thread, I shall attempt to communicate using the only Japanese phrase I know..

俺の堅果気胞!!

>> No.2024100

>>2024091
gonna need source

>> No.2024101
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>> No.2024102
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>> No.2024103

>>2024100
It's a shop, and I don't remember the source.

>> No.2024107
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>>2023951
押忍 とっしー

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2024108

It carries out and is w

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>>2024093

>> No.2024115

>>You'll be disappointed if you go in thinking /jp/ is about japanese culture

>>Go to /trv/

>> No.2024118

Why are youれ being racistお to us、Amerikajin?

>> No.2024120
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>>2024093
my penis can't take it

>> No.2024123

>>2024095
Basically /jp/ isn't about Japanese culture
Something about /b/
And how 4chan is a foriegn 2chan.

Google translate makes my brain hurt.

>> No.2024124

We must try to make peace with the Japanese people.

Let me try.

HIROSHIMA - BOOM!

NAGASAKI - BOOM!

>> No.2024125

>>2024118

I can't tell if this is a troll or not. FUCK.

>> No.2024129

ナイスボートの起源は4ちゃん

>> No.2024131

>>2024123
They're just going, "Hey, this is like the Touhou board. Only with eroge!"

>> No.2024132

>>2023971
>I have gathered all the white people are fat and stupid I say
>Thinks everyone on /jp/ is white.

I have a surprise for you 2chan.

>> No.2024133

>>2024093

うねうね (adv,n,vs) (on-mim) winding; meandering; zigzag; sinuous; tortuous

>> No.2024134

>>2024118

It's not racism. It's tsundere. Stupid Japan.

>> No.2024142

>>2024038
This

>> No.2024137

>>2024132
That's a /jp/ poster, dumbass.

>> No.2024141

>>2024125
I am real jap my writing patterns 
is a proof

>> No.2024143

>>2024118
They're asking us why we're racist...

Tell them "we're sorry, but not all Americans are racist"

Diplomacy.

>> No.2024144

>>2024118

St-stupid Japan! Moot only made this board to get rid of eroge and Touhous on /a/. It's not like we like you or anything!

>> No.2024146

American is tsundere for Japan.

>> No.2024152

Hello, I am Japanese. "Japan/General" gives me and my ancestors great honor.

>> No.2024156

I wanna make love to Japan on Valentine's day.

>> No.2024153
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2024153

I like Amerika!
nic to me tyu-

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>>2024048

no! we'll get the last watch

>> No.2024157

They're feeling sorry for foreign otaku who can't go to Japan with the yen so strong right now.

>> No.2024159

Japan is full of rice eating, hentai watching slitty eyed devils. I think we should throw salt in their faces and Pearl Harbour Tokyo Bay.

>> No.2024160

OP here, I created that thread, as well as the one about Amerkka being awesome. lol

>> No.2024161

  ∧_∧   ∧_∧   ∧_∧   ∧_∧      ∧_∧
 ( ・∀・)   ( `ー´)  ( ´∀`)  ( ゚ ∀゚ )    ( ^∀^)
 (    つ┳∪━━∪━∪━━∪━∪━∪━┳⊂     つ
 | | |  ┃   日本語コック醜いです    ┃ | | |
 (__)_) ┻━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┻ (__)_)

>> No.2024162

>I wanna make love to Japan on Valentine's day.
no way.

>> No.2024163

I love Japan roughly, like an abusive husband.

>> No.2024166

>>2024159
We should New Orleans Osaka!

>> No.2024167
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2024167

JAPANESE

JAPANESE

JA PANESE

JA PENESE

DA PENISE

THE PENISE

I'lold

>> No.2024169

>>2024162

Yes way, I've been stalking them for years. Hiding behind telephone poles and circling the coast in an aqua camouflage rowboat.

>> No.2024171

>>2024160
OH WOW REALLY?

It's not like everything gave it away. Next time don't put a red border on your picture and it will still be obvious.

>> No.2024173

__   _____   ______
   ,´ _,, '-´ ̄ ̄`-ゝ 、_ イ、
    'r ´          ヽ、ン、
  ,'==─-      -─==', i
  i イ iゝ、イ人レ/_ルヽイ i |   
  レリイi (ヒ_]     ヒ_ン ).| .|、i .||
   !Y!""  ,___,   "" 「 !ノ i |     slowly stays!
    L.',.   ヽ _ン    L」 ノ| .| 
    | ||ヽ、       ,イ| ||イ| /  
    レ ル` ー--─ ´ルレ レ´

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2024176

fuck japan

hopefully youll be meaner than your fuckin weak ass army was in ww2. goddamn you are so fuckin stupid. you know what the problem with your country is? they're stupid as fuck, and they are not lazy enough. you think lazyness is a problem? fuck no. when your lazy (a.k.a. american) you are constantly striving for easier ways to do things. when your hardworking (a.k.a. jap-motherfucker) you do the same stupid ass thing again over and over while the lazy, and inherently smart, leap ahead in technology (a.k.a. the atom bomb). i suggest u commit harai karai u stupid small dicked rice farming piece of shit.

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Excuse me Anonymous!

>> No.2024179
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>> No.2024180

>/jp/ representin. By the way, I created this thread. I r American troll, HEUHEUHEUHEU

OH COME ON. This whole thing makes me sick.

>> No.2024183

>>2024176
>>2024167
>>2024166
>>2024159
As you can see. 2ch has good reason to think we're all idiots. Hell I'd think we're all idiots.

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>> No.2024188
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日本語コック醜いです   

>> No.2024190
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>>2024160
truly a man amongst men.

>> No.2024191

>>2024176
I don't like how you connected intelligence with laziness. You probably think you're smart jsut lazy that's why you're failing in school and life amirite?

>> No.2024198

Hey Japan, please send more Sakuya porn.

>> No.2024199

キタ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ (° ∀ °) ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ ━ !!!!!
Wtf does this mean? i went browsing on the boards and i saw this EVERYWHERE?
is /jp/ gona keep doing this to copy the japs?

>> No.2024201
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>> No.2024204

Internet cold war?

>> No.2024205

lol internet

>> No.2024206

>Excuse me Anonymous!
Age The height, what are you doing!!?

>> No.2024207

Hello Japan

This is for you

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8KYKd4NQQHo&feature=channel_page

>> No.2024208

>>2024199
Get the fuck out.

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>> No.2024213
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2024213

It's over. I'm leaving this board.

>> No.2024212

>>2024204
It's not much of a cold war when we're just spamming our own thread and they're going to discuss quietly amongst themselves.

>> No.2024214

ーBRO ( ´ ・ ω ・ ) つ ⊂(・ε・`) FISTー

>> No.2024216
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>> No.2024217

>>2024212

Good point.

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2024221

boin boin boin boin
boin boin boin boin
boin boin boin boin
boin boin boin boin

>> No.2024220

pleasure garden

>> No.2024222

4chan was disappointed because there were too vulgar people ・・・.

>> No.2024223

>>2024220

I'd pleasure your garden if you know what I mean.

>> No.2024225

>>2024221
OH NO!

Your wrappings have fallen!

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futaba has source for this?

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yana

>> No.2024234

>>2024225
No, I think that's where they belong. ಠ3ಠ

>> No.2024237

We are the great ally American and Japan please fight not ourself.

>> No.2024239

迷惑だから止めなさい、としあき

>> No.2024241
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yes!!!! majires !!!!!!!!!1

>> No.2024240

>>2024234
I am unfamiliar with traditional dress, I will take your word for it.

>> No.2024242

i am japanese

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2024246

Do toshiaki wish to be the little girl as well? Somebody please ask them posthaste, this is very important question.

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2024247

Well that was an interesting cultural exchange. See you around, 11s.

>> No.2024245

>i am japanese
Oh!
I'm Japanese too!

>> No.2024253
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2024253

>迷惑だから止めなさい、としあき

>> No.2024257

>>2024247

I LOVE fapis!

>> No.2024258

>>2024231

DAT ASS

>> No.2024260

>i am japanese
You are lierX(

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>> No.2024271

偕老同穴 【かいろうどうけつ】 (n) happy life partnership

>> No.2024275

>>2024237

YOU TEACH AND I'LL TEACH YOU.

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>> No.2024278

i always assumed 2chan doesn't give a fuck about "trolls" since all you do is just post in english and shitty 4chan memes and they'd rather jerk off to mechs

>> No.2024280
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I AM hideo desuzo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

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>俺、大人になったら美少女になって
>ストライクウィッチーズに入るのが夢なんだ
We all dream of this. ;_;

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desuzo~~~~~ !1111111111111111

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>俺、大人になったら美少女になって
>ストライクウィッチーズに入るのが夢なんだ
We are not so different after all. We are not so different after all. ;_;

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2024290

変な所に来ちゃったがお!

>> No.2024291

> 4chan was disappointed because there were too vulgar people ・・・.
> 親切な人だが繊細すぎる・・・
> 荒らしや煽りは両方のスレで出てるし

Hey /jp/, feel ashamed of yourselves.
Oh wait, can't sink any lower, we're /jp/. wwwwww

[x] GENUFLECT

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・・・・・・・・

>> No.2024295

>俺らで名前考えてやろうぜ
toshiaki的なやつ

それは欲しいけどmootは使わないんだろうなぁ

>> No.2024297

Go home, hideo!!!!!

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>Go home, hideo!!!!!

>> No.2024308
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2024308

To 2chan:

1. /jp/ is actually /touhou/
2. Racism is just for fun, not serious.
3. ゆっくりしていってね = Take it easy

>> No.2024312

>>2024308
>1. /jp/ is actually /touhou/

shut up, Anonymous. how many tmes do I have to tell you to shut up.

>> No.2024313

>>2024183
You only just came to that realization?

>> No.2024314
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>We are not so different after all. We are not so different after all. ;_;

>> No.2024315

However, it is possible to be amused and you of thank you 4chan xxxx.

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>>2024288

/jp/とnijiuraは同じ希望、同じ夢だよな。
我々の海外友達と一緒に引きこもっていましょう!

新たなる平和な引きこもりとロンリー時代が始まった!!!1‘

ひどい日本語すまない
英語でおk

>> No.2024321

wtf 2ch blocks non-jp ip addresses? fail :(

>No.45370725
カナダ人か?

>> No.2024322

hay guys, 2chanスレが死んだ ;(

>> No.2024325

>>2024322
yup, thread's dead,
fun's over
gnight

>> No.2024326

>>2024295

Yeah didn't we want the default boardname to be Lain or something. In 2chan style, renaming anonymous to the name of a famous troll

>> No.2024327

二次裏のスレは消えたよ
時間切れだね
バイバイ

このレスの内容が気になる場合は翻訳サイトで訳してくれ
(と、訳した後に意味が分るだろう文章を付け加えておく俺)

>> No.2024328

>>2024321
Move to japan like the rest of us.

>> No.2024329

>No.2024322
yes

>> No.2024335

>>2024329

Yeah, I went to all the trouble of typing >>2024320 in hidoi-nihongo for the elevens too. Oh well.

Good night guys

>> No.2024336

>>2024320
>我々の海外友達と一緒に引きこもっていましょう!
ヾ(゜∀゜)ノ♪ HIKKI BROTHERS 4 LIFE

>> No.2024342
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2024342

We all wish to be the little girl.

>> No.2024343

>>2024336
\(^o^)/

>> No.2024344

ぷにぷには嫌ぁ!!

>> No.2024352
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2024352

I want to be this girl.

>> No.2024353

>>2024344
delicious flat chest is the best?

>> No.2024358

>>2024344
I think he's trying to say "squishy squishy pig disgusting".

>> No.2024364

>>2024326
I wonder if he's still around. Everybody had a tripcode back then, but most of the old posters just post Anonymous now.

>> No.2025823

>>2024154
>4chanの外人は2chと2chan(虹裏)の区別が付いてない
>Those foreigners on 4chan don't know the difference between 2ch and 2chan (nijiura)
This is true

>> No.2026497

日本の漢字は、妊娠中絶のように見えます。

>> No.2026518

>>2024352
I guess we all have our fetishes.

>> No.2026529

Can't... decipher... moonrunes...
Anybody have read magic spell?

>> No.2026544

Post CP to show them who's boss.

>> No.2026548
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2026548

>>2024308
>2. Racism is just for fun, not serious.

>> No.2026565

I wish I can post. Red JP proxies just don't cut it anymore.

>> No.2026572

Why is this important?

>> No.2026592

>>2026544
You must be new to 2chan.

>> No.2026630

>>2025823
This is true and it annoys me as hell. Though that was probably posted by one of us.

>> No.2026651

So... What the hell happened exactly?

>> No.2027334

nothing

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