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Anonymous Thu Mar 13 13:39:43 2008 No.202347 [Reply] [Original]

How do you get your sister to call you Onii-chan?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 13:41:05 2008 No.202352 raep

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 13:41:30 2008 No.202353 Step 1: Make sure you are Japanese Step 2: There is no step 2.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 13:42:12 2008 No.202354 >>202353 Step 3: Make sure you're actually older.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 13:44:10 2008 No.202366 Step 1: Hey, sis, can I ask you a favor? Step 2: Yeah, sure. What is it? Step 3: I made a bet online that I could get you to call me onii-chan. Step 4: 'Kay. Onii-chan. Step 5: Thanks. Step 6: No problem.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 13:45:44 2008 No.202373 >>202370 Fuck that noise, skip straight to making her play touhou and watch SZS.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 13:45:56 2008 No.202370 >>202347 infect her with weeabooish through Inu-yasha or somthing

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 13:47:40 2008 No.202389 >>202373 ...My sister can 1cc EoSD. I can't. Do I fail, or win?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 15:07:30 2008 No.202816 >>202347 No problem. Me: You there, dumbass. Sis: What you want? Me: Call me Onii-chan. Sis: Onii-chan. Me: Thx.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 15:12:45 2008 No.202831 I asked my sister do call me that once. She slapped me and wouldn't talk to me for a week.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 15:17:48 2008 No.202849 >>202831 why?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 15:19:35 2008 No.202853 >>202366 >>202816 Both of these sisters actually said "oni-chan"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 15:21:13 2008 No.202855 I would punch my sister in the face for being a gigantic faggot if she called me that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 15:22:52 2008 No.202857 >>202849 Because he was asking her to call him onii-chan. She did the right thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 15:25:18 2008 No.202864 >>202389 What the fuck is wrong with you

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 15:27:03 2008 No.202870 >>202853 >>202816 there. You are wrong. My sister knows animu and used proper accent.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 15:37:54 2008 No.202888 >>202831 I hope you raped her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 15:42:54 2008 No.202899 >>202831 tsundere!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 15:44:41 2008 No.202909 >>202347 Sounds awkward. Trust me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 16:03:01 2008 No.202970 File: 17 KB, 240x240, 1205424181095.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>202909 >Sounds awesome. Trust me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 16:14:17 2008 No.203004 A couple months ago, my sister called me and said "Otanjyoubi omedetou gozaimasu, onii-chan". She's as weeaboo as I am.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 16:18:01 2008 No.203017 File: 103 KB, 456x689, 1205425081308.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>203004 Was she wrapped in a bow?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 16:25:28 2008 No.203038 My little sister is a whale. I don't want her calling me anything that makes me think of doujins.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 16:27:02 2008 No.203043 >>203038 I'd like to know about this fat sister of yours.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 16:28:14 2008 No.203046 >>203043 gb2/bbw/

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 16:29:24 2008 No.203047 File: 264 KB, 524x794, 1205425764673.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>203038 Oniii-Chaaaan!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 16:45:19 2008 No.203082 File: 60 KB, 250x250, 1205426719783.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>203047

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 16:55:43 2008 No.203109 File: 16 KB, 320x242, 1205427343451.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>203047

>>	Anonymous of Molkom - ⑨ 'til I die !szBqtXpIrA Thu Mar 13 16:58:19 2008 No.203119 File: 5 KB, 125x125, 1205427499825.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>203004 FUCK YES! YOU ARE THE BEST IMOUTO EVER!

>>	None !Nipaa0mi0. Thu Mar 13 16:59:59 2008 No.203122 Guys, how can I get my younger sister to call me 'aniki'?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 17:06:53 2008 No.203144 >>203122 Step 1: Don't actually be related to her. Step 2: Form a gang. Step 3: Have her join gang. Step 4: Have sexual relations with her, including many people of the gang. "Bang" her if you will. With the gang...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 17:08:36 2008 No.203151 I take Japanese, so trust me on this. If it is YOUR (actual) sister, let her call you "Ani" Oni-san/chan/etc is reserved for someone else's brother.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 17:10:38 2008 No.203153 File: 70 KB, 700x571, 1205428238173.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>203151 inb4 "Dealing with an expert here"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 17:11:26 2008 No.203155 >>202347 Sauce?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 17:11:57 2008 No.203154 My sister will only call me Anii. I tell her to call me Niisan, but she says no. Then kick her in the ass. No joke.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 17:13:16 2008 No.203159 >>6463780 should be able to... you may have to fuse the green to the purple.... there are some two-tone fabrics, but i haven't seen too many that are THAT metallic..... i shall peruse my sources a bit more before getting back to you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 17:13:50 2008 No.203160 >>203159 You fail at life

Anonymous Thu Mar 13 17:13:59 2008 No.203157

Your older brother- ani
Your older sister- ane
Your younger brother- ototo
Your younger sister- imoto
someone else's older brother- nii-san
someone else's older sister- nee-san
someone else's younger brother- ototo-san
someone else's younger sister- imoto-san

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 17:14:01 2008 No.203161 >>203154 How did you get her to use Japanese nicknames?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 17:15:44 2008 No.203167 >>202347 SAUCE, OP, NOW.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 17:19:42 2008 No.203191 >>202347 This isn't funny! My sister died this way!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 17:21:09 2008 No.203198 >>202347 Sauce on OP if it hasn't been given already?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 17:26:09 2008 No.203224 >>202347 Sauce

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 17:26:54 2008 No.203222 >>202347 Sauce?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 17:27:53 2008 No.203234 File: 44 KB, 469x600, 1205429273836.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>203157 Nii-san!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 17:28:42 2008 No.203237 I once got a loli to add "-sama" at the end of my name when talking to me, too bad I don't have sisters to have them call me onii-chan

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 17:35:49 2008 No.203261 >>202347 sauce?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 17:36:16 2008 No.203264 >>202347 Wow, this looks interesting, would love to read more. A name so that I can RapidSearch, Anon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 17:42:24 2008 No.203283 isn't the name in the filename?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 17:42:58 2008 No.203282 >>202347 Sauce for this please?

>>	XtraRyce Thu Mar 13 18:24:15 2008 No.203508 does a make-believe imouto count? liek a couple of girls that i befriended recently? they call me "onii-chan"...

Anonymous Thu Mar 13 18:48:46 2008 No.203619
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In my opinion, just "Onii!" sounds cuter, especially if said in a slightly hurt, slightly annoyed way - the sort of voice you want to turn around and hug. Pic related, Negish-senpai no EE-mo-tou-sane dase.

Related only through very obscure reference, but what should I watch first? My nice new remastered episodes of outlaw star, or my ridiculously huge niizk encodes of Kino's travels?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 18:50:48 2008 No.203631 File: 106 KB, 649x410, 1205434248247.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>203047 what is it now?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 18:54:55 2008 No.203648 ITT: lame weaboos who wish they were in loli doujins Also, >>203159 is correct

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 19:35:02 2008 No.203840 I got my neighbor girl to call me Onii-chan once. Too bad I moved away to college. =(

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 19:54:01 2008 No.203928 >>203840 >I got my neighbor girl to call me Onii-chan once. >Too bad I moved away to prison. =(

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 19:54:24 2008 No.203929 >>203282 >>203261 >>203264 >>203224 >>203222 Onegai Sister. Now go away, same person.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 19:56:56 2008 No.203945 >>203929 By the way, it has a second chapter, neither of which are SFW.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 20:18:49 2008 No.204074 >>203619 Sketchbook is hardly obscure.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 20:20:35 2008 No.204091 >>203508 >befriended

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 20:52:41 2008 No.204194 >>204091 oh shi-

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 22:28:39 2008 No.204821 I have no sisters. However, I am trying to teach my younger brother "aniki". Maybe showing him Gurren Lagann would help.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 22:33:43 2008 No.204851 >>204074 No, but the reference that links sketchbook to Sino's travels and Outlaw star is. And I'm still waiting on that answer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 22:37:32 2008 No.204876 >>204074 No, but the reference that links sketchbook to Kino's travels and Outlaw star is. And I'm still waiting on that answer.

>>	Luigi F. Pacey !!FMcmAv7xw9o Thu Mar 13 22:44:52 2008 No.204923 My sister's a 14 year old weeaboo gaiafag. She does it whether I want her to or not.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 22:46:36 2008 No.204938 >>204933 What the hell is wrong with you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 22:46:59 2008 No.204933 >>204923 pic?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 22:48:46 2008 No.204950 >>204938 Welcome to 4chan!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 22:49:03 2008 No.204955 >>202389 What difficulty?

>>	Luigi F. Pacey !!FMcmAv7xw9o Thu Mar 13 22:50:26 2008 No.204958 File: 18 KB, 200x242, 1205448626624.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>204933

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 22:51:44 2008 No.204964 >>204946 Hi Schrödinger.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 23:07:21 2008 No.205035 >>204938 No, honestly. Pics.

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