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[Taiko Drum Master !ttAiKoDerE No.]

I am the zero division of my math
Nothing is my body and, nothing is my blood

[Anonymous No.]

I am the bone of my lunch.
Meat is my body, and bread is my blood.
I have created over a thousand sandwiches.
Unaware of hunger.
Nor aware of NOM.
Withstood heat to create many dinners.
Waiting for one's arrival (at the table).
I have no regrets, this is the only meal.
My whole life was "Unlimited Food Works."

[Anonymous No.]

The materials that were required for producing this particular bladed weapon comes from the organism that I call myself.
The framework that is my body is produced from an alloy consisting mostly of iron, with a carbon content between 0.02% and 1.7 or 2.04% by weight, depending on grade and instead of a liquid flowing through my veins, arteries, and capillaries, a rapid oxidation process that creates light, heat, smoke occurs.
I have gone through the process of producing multiple various blades for an amount of times exceeding a thousand.
Not currently acquainted with the concept of the cessation of all bodily functions, however, still having no previous knowledge of these functions themselves.
Have remained stoic to ignore the pain caused by the manufacturing process in order to complete the forging of numerous tools of war.
Yet these two intricate, prehensile, multi-fingered body parts normally located at the end of each arm shall not maintain a firm grasp on any single object.
Therefore, I reverently attempt to communicate with some deity or being greater than my own in order obtain
A Work of an Infinite Amount of Weapons Containing One or More Sharp Edges

[Anonymous No.]

bump for more UBW bastardisations

[Anonymous No.]

>>2013564
I have broken over a thousand calculators.
Unknown to teachers.
Nor known to students.
Withstood stupidity to fail many test-takers,
Yet this body will never be defined.

So, as I pray...
UNLIMITED INFINITY WORKS!

[I apologized on 4chan No.]

I am the Bow of my Salamis
Jet Engine is my Body, and fuel is my blood
I have created over a thousand planes
Unknown to Defeat
Nor known to Victory
Have withstood 5 rounds a turn to create many Mobile weapons
Yet those hands will never hold anything

So as I pray, Unlimited Fly Manta Works

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

¡Fiesta!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2013574

[Anonymous No.]

>this thread

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