Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Kuru ga ii.

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[Anonymous No.]

Bully the shorties!

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what happens when you try to bathe a Cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

How are they such good dogs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116436
You'll be bathed in her ass when she teleports on top of your face

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116474
I think that dog has some bad intentions

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116482
just put a dog cone on her

[Anonymous No.]

I want a titmonster damphir that claims to be an expert fencer despite her breasts getting in the way.
Even with the breast bindings

[Anonymous No.]

I want a daughteru like Bocchi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116436
You have to trick her into teleporting somewhere in the house where a bucket of water will fall on her, and once she's soaked and freezing she might as well have a hot bath. Make sure you dry her off well and cuddle afterwards, a pouty spiteful Cheshire is a force of nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116436
give her a rubber duck

[Anonymous No.]

Hug the bug.

[Anonymous No.]

Please don't tap the glass.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116637
>cowfee
Greentea

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116436
She probably won't have any issues if you bath along with her. Just be ready for a surprise tongue bath.
IMAGINE

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116664
>Greentea

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116699
>tfw no Cowfee x GreenTeaNeko crossover

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116406
I need an Ice Queen this big

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116659
Is this a sperm whale? I bet it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116707
I need an ice queen that's bigger than that.

[Anonymous No.]

What species is most likely to see the song "Closer" as a love song? Dark Valk and Elves come to mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116720
She'll need a little bit of ice cream and lots of hugs, maybe import some fresh meat from the local Wendigo tribes

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>>20116541
>Secret chonyuu dhampir
>you think she’s massive in her bindings
>one day while fencing they split
>”Ah-! Anon, no! Now you must learn of... my dark legacy... my bloodline curse!”
>the bloodline curse is apparently some fuggin tig ol bitties
>her mother ohohos in the distance

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>>20116755
All of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116785
Trading for meat with Wendigos is very easy. When they ask what you have to offer, just tell them ‘more meat’. They’ll be in such an excited tizzy they won’t realize that they ended up giving more meat then they got in return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116811
Time to give her a nice long hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116823
As if you can get your arms around those things and her all at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116829
I can try dammit! She needs a hug!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116816
Fucking nice. Can't wait to get tied up and given a nice lap dance to that song. I wonder how good lamia are at giving lap dances.

[swiss Momo No.]

from previous thread, with a few more lines I went over: going over the level drain entry now. Looks like under the old demon lord it was indeed a complete one-sided total drain of power and knowledge, down to the point were the victim could be reduced to a toddler

But now it has turned into a sort of power sharing, were the mamono only 'borrows' the drained power, then increases it using her own mamono mana before returning that increased power back to the guy (so basically power levelling). The drain can also be done in reverse, were the mamono will temporarily transfer all of her powers into the guy, turning him a super boost in power while she will practically turn into a helpless girl. So if you ever wanted some reverse power play with your Lilim Doughnut Steel, here you go

[Anonymous No.]

I decided to try my hand at romance. I hope you enjoy it.

https://pastebin.com/kjTgdKFr

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116785
I'll do it.
I'll even trade with the deep tribes to get the freshest, most high quality meat.

>>20116811
We'll, it seems the curse's strength is quite ample.
Lord knows how she bears such a burden.

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>>20116821
Don't trick dumb Wendis, that's their hard earned meaty meat!

[Anonymous No.]

How do you feel about Demon Silver anon? It has plenty of interesting applications!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116847
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116844
>The drain can also be done in reverse, were the mamono will temporarily transfer all of her powers into the guy, turning him a super boost in power

Now knight-anons can go full shonen

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116857
Thank you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116821
Some sort of meat ponzi scheme, sounds awfully complex. Just get them to buy MeatCoin TM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116844
All I see is "the power of love". i want to box another anon when we are both power leveled by our waifus

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>>20116854
The idea of putting my waifu and/or daughteru in rubberized Demon Silver catsuits and just going in on them and beating them up until they're panting, orgasming messes is one of my guiltier pleasures.

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>>20116854
I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116821
Somewhere, a Tanuki's eyes heartpupil and a Titania bursts into tears, and neither quite knows why.

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>>20116847
That was nice, really enjoyable and sweet. I think it could really benefit if you fleshed out the characters a little bit more though, I didn't get too much of a glean towards their personalities. That might just be because of the length though, who knows. Regardless, keep it up!

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>>20116886
I'll keep that in mind for next time. Thanks, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116854
I like it. It's almost like Makai Silver from the Garo franchise, but for sexytimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116854
I don't quite understand it. If you get stabbed with it does it just sort of phase through you and make you really horny, or does it actually leave a wound/scar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116847
Pretty nice, hope to see more from you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116854
I find a whip wielding dominatix mamono sexy, but I don't actually want to get hurt that much. So demon silver whips, heels and so on is pretty nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116870
>MeatCoin
Introducing Wendis to stock markets and MeatCoins will turn the tribe into suit wearing HFTs who want fiber lines run to their villages to squeeze out a few extra milliseconds when trading meat online

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116877
Not a fan of pain yourself, KDF?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116821
Everyone who tries that always ends up getting Hunted™ though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116854
I want to be a fighter trained by a Demon and become her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

Loli foxes are for ___.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116917
Right>left

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116917
That's some good taste. Fighting back to back with your waifu against order villains!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116935
Mating press!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116861
Shark>cuckfish

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>>20116908
Not really anon, no. I absolutely can't stand it being inflicted on me except for very light, specific sex-related ways. As far as inflicting it goes (in a consensual sexual sense) I'm a little more willing to oblige, but it's still not something I'd feel great doing and not something that my girls would want too heavily in the first place. My Demon Silver idea is definitely pushing it, but considering its properties it's sexy enough to keep coming up. I'd never go as far as stabbing or cutting though, that'd be way too far for us.

[Anonymous No.]

Stingy, post the rest of the set too.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=71297395
Pound the hound, do it now.
This is probably more intimidating than imminent rape, it has trap written all over it and not the gay kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116956
>spoiler
Anon that's racist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116956
Forgot to quote >>20116662

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116935
bullying

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116917
>That pose
She reminds me of Samurai Warriors series' Nobunaga

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116939
I'd fight against the order and extremists. Seems fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116535
That's a terrible idea, she'd just make you lick anywhere she can't reach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116946
>you will never go on a high seas adventure with your pirate shark mermaid wife in the hunt for treasure and her booty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116952
interdasting

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116935
Making more loli foxes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116975
>and extremists
No no anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116975
But the extremists are our friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116987
Yes, protecting monsters from the order and the human from extremists.

>>20116994
Nothing wrong with a friendly duel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116975
>>20116987
>>20116994
Extremists are for subduing with Dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116994
Very important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116998
>and the human from extremists
Gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116998
>an order of extremist knights clashing with an order of non-extremist pro-mamono knights.
>all because some mamono called for both of them when her cat got stuck in a tree

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117005
Say that to my monster wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116987
I want to make a Demon permanently pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116998
>As the order squad and the two cocky extremists stare each other down in the middle of the town square of a medium sized village, a third party busts onto the scene
>the Order troops scowl in disgust
>”It’s the Dark Wanderers!”
>meanwhile the extremist girls pout
>”Aww man, it’s the Cockblockers!”
>Anon and his waifu smirk and ready their weapons!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117009
Read that as "car" for a second

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117009
I want to know what it was like when they saw one another.
>"Yo, we boutta fuck yall"
>Before the pro-mamono knight can finish, a extremist runs over and sucker punches him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117014
They're the only ones actively working to make the Demon Lord's dream a reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117047
They should consider other people's feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

Consider the following: Jabberwock wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116662
>What's wrong with your faaace?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117056
5 minutes on the internet provides more than enough evidence that people don't know what they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117056
Who says they don't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117005
The extremist faction fucking suck and are in need of a visit from the MGE equivalent of the Doom Marine. I'd love to see Druella's ass kicked, even if it does go against the spirit of the setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117073
TRIGGER WARNING

>t. Grigori

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117069
They just think they do.

>>20117064
Some people do some people don't, they just can't go around corrupting everyone, they should let it happen naturally and that way people would accept monsters even more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117073
>>>/tg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117039
>The happy mamono village suddenly gets filled with extreme tension as the opposing forces are having an intense staredown

I would like to imagine them looking like your typical huge evil knight, something like a chaos warrior with evil caps and all, despite these knights actually fighting for good

All this over a stuck cat.

>>20117073
Fuck you. The extremist faction is generally pretty careful. Also they aren't really about intruding on other monster girls if that is what you are thinking. They aren't going to change a green demon realm into a extremist demon realm and so on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117085
>they just can't go around corrupting everyone
They aren't

[Anonymous No.]

Post your lovers, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117088
>caps

meant capes of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117088
>Fuck you. The extremist faction is generally pretty careful. Also they aren't really about intruding on other monster girls if that is what you are thinking. They aren't going to change a green demon realm into a extremist demon realm and so on.
They come across as a bunch of assholes who think an empty life of constant sex is the pinnacle of existence. They can fuck off, and I say that as someone who loves monstergirls.
>>20117086
You know I'm right though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117094
Fuck off KDF, you mental defective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117107
>thinking that's KDF
Dumbass

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117101
>still taking the "constant sex" bit literally in the Year of Our Lord 2018.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117107
I don't think KDF would ever post a vanilla picture of his Waifu or Daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117073
But they have the best Lilim and best Baphomet.
>>20117101
>an empty life of constant sex
Want me to tell you how I know you're /tg/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117107
Hey fuck you buddy, KDF isn't the only one who likes Kobolds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117127
>best Baphomet
That's Ropu's though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117107
Eat shit, fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117127
Best bapho is Runya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117107
That can't be KDF-she doesn't have human hands and feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117139
No, it's obviously Marune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117127
Sorry, but Grelia is a moderate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117153
Kobolds are too pure. I'm going to throw a tennis ball for her to chase and never ever do a pretend throw ever. Okay, maybe once or twice.

[Anonymous No.]

I just thought of a weird new monster gimmick: skin that develops bruise-like marks from relatively little pressure being applied to it. So the girl can have "her husband's love" marked on her body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117193
So like the opposite of demon silver?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117193
Kinky

But wouldn't learning how to apply pleasure ruins work just as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117182
>and never ever do a pretend throw ever. Okay, maybe once or twice.
You fucking monster

[Anonymous No.]

https://pastebin.com/cBWP1z8s
Be careful who you bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117217
>Master comes home from the war

[Anonymous No.]

While taking a midnight stroll in the mist continent you hear soft slaps behind you getting closer and closer.
What is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117203
How are pleasure runes related to having a love calendar drawn on your body?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117225
Two kakuens groping each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117224
Nah, she'd be at the front door, wagging her feathery tail with eyes filled with tears of joy,

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117254
It could have been unannounced, but I guess you are right

He has been maimed

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116857
I'll never understand faggots who want to drive content creators out when it's benign stuff like the story linked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117265
What is this cows plan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117234
I thought I was going to get some more answers
it was a fat bottom jiangshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117265
That's just a fat elf though

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117273
Ah, at least I got the ass size right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117275
No, this is a fat elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117266
At this point I'm pretty sure it's just a friendly meme, like aussie banter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117265
A cute.

[Anonymous No.]

We need more monstergirls in tights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117193
Some monstergirls do that with bitemarks. In her case it'll itch until she decides to make it stop.

[Anonymous No.]

DEAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117317
We need more Wights in lingerie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117349
Give me one reason to be alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117368

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116898
It explicitly does not wound your flesh, so of course there would be no scar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117101
>They come across as a bunch of assholes who think an empty life of constant sex is the pinnacle of existence. They can fuck off, and I say that as someone who loves monstergirls.

Have you read the info on the extremists in MGE volume 2? There's a lot more to them than the description you just gave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117408
At this point I think it's just willful ignorance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117390
Is that the best you’ve got?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117414
She looks like the kind of Succ to poison the candy she hands out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117427
No, she just puts a piece of candy between her tits and makes you grab it if you want it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117408
Heck, info like about the prisoner fruit store chain opening a location in Lescatie, plus the stuff in the side guide, show that even Lescatie isn't as extreme as we thought.

What defines the extremists isn't how much sex they have, but rather how zealous they are towards monsterization.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117427
Nah, she just wants it all to herself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117219
That was pretty cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117349
Shush you, I had to do some painting of miniatures before I began to hate everything I did again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117349
I want to tell her she sucks at Taiko!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117219
>guest
Make an account dude, that was fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117454
Oomukades are always cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117485
I didn't write it though, I just found it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Best girl coming through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117560
I want to hang out with drunk monstergirls and take advantage of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117560
That’s not a cow though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117573
You're the one who's gonna get taken advantage of.

[Anonymous No.]

>No shortstack jinko and hinezumi wives that enjoy sitting in my lap, occasionally sparring to see who gets it first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117584
I love how its described that satyros reduce men to virginal "maidens" as they charm them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117495
Fuck off you stealing shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117596
Gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117560
How would they fare in schools?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117615
NO U

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117626
Their parents would homeschool them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116716
Well, it will be.

[Anonymous No.]

This is important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117655
Wock butt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117637
Do they allow shotas to enroll?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117660
Wock butt!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117661
Anon I don't think you know what homeschooling means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117655
Nothing is more important than Wocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117701
But what if the shota is an orphan or a runaway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20091608
[heavy ushi breathing intensifies]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117704
Best Wonderland girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117717
D-does she want to be friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117725
She heard you opening a bag of candies in class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117704
I disagree.

[Anonymous No.]

Which MG looks best in spats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117731
Fat paws!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117731
I wanna stick my dick in her cute, little rump.

[Anonymous No.]

Which Witch to choose

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116854
I kind of like Demon Silver from a conceptual stand point and have already several notes on different scenarios involving various weapons made from it and their effects/uses on the human body.

Since you know, I'm not doing anything else to be productive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117717
This Ushi is fresh I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117742
I like the pose of bottom left. Never thought about a snake flying on a broom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117769

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117735
Kakuens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117736
Seeing as Runya Runya can't use magic, would she even be able to struggle if I ...forced myself on her fluffy bits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117789
Baphos are still one of the most powerful creatures physically, anon. She'd be able to send you flying with a flick if you were just a normal pedo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117794
>just a normal pedo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117788
Kakuen asses should be bare though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117743
Don't worry. I've had my own thoughts on it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117794
As opposed to a super pedo anon? Like he works out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117796

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117794
>>20117796
Normal pedos go to the chapter members.
Baphos are looking for super pedos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117794
>She'd be able to send you flying with a flick if you were just a normal pedo.
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116847
I liked it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117794
I am not a pedo!
I just like things that are cute, fluffy and smell good!

And how will she notice me if I'm just cuddling while she's asleep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117808
>Baphos are looking for super pedos.
I wonder how many Baphos are jealous of girls like KDF's daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

Outside of the obvious sexual activities, what would you do with your waifu? How about your daughteru/'s and family activities?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117819
Only the really kinky ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117822
Lots of things, probably more than I should list, but stuff like reading together, going for walks, building a new Lego set together etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117822
Me and the wife often hunt together. Putting food on the table together feels great. As for the family, we scatter through the woods looking for lost or hurt hikers and help them out of the snow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117837
Is your daughter an autistic Anubis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117827
what the actual fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117717
How long before she breaks my pelvis like she broke that wall?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117822
With my waifu, we'd do stuff like watch movies or TV shows, she'd cuddle up to me and watch me play video games or I'd listen to her gush about her work and whatever neat sceincey magic things she's up to, and go out to eat on dates. Lots of cuddling too.

With my daughteru, I'd help her wit her tennis practice, still watch movies and TV, she'd actually enjoy joining me in playing video games, plus cuddling, playing with her toys, and general horseplay.

Some of these things could be done with all three of us obviously, we'd also take lots of comfy family walks through the neighborhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117822
Sitting and enjoying a rainy weekend afternoon, leaning on a Nureonago, not doing or saying anything, just enjoying each other's company.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117827

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117799
Mine tend to go into some dark places at times, due to my own cynicism. One such idea was a Redcap using a spear, since the original stories often had a pike staff, made of Demon Realm Silver that she could throw with unerring accuracy at men. Point being since it phases through you in such a way that it harms your spirit but causes arousal, what's stopping her from sticking you like a wild boar and pinning you to the ground with the spear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117822
There would be a lot of nonverbal communication: smiles, nods, blown kisses, etc. I'm pretty quiet at home. Just have to find a way to get that 30 acres out in BFE I've always wanted...

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117827
Change a couple things and this might actually make a neat commission idea.

[Anonymous No.]

Around foxes, cover your crotches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117888
sasuga, pupfucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117717
Just look how happy she is!

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that like can attract like, and a smoke hobo can bring in girls with similar interests.
Just be careful if you get a NEET one in your home, you may come home to find a vidya gaming party going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117873
The problem with a spear is that, obviously the silver won’t hurt you, but what about the pole it’s attached to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117822
Busking on the street, reading, cooking, playing with the dog, and what he said >>20117845

>>20117845 Are you me? I think you might be me. Are you a Tundranubisfag too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117822
Waifu would definitely try to help me get out more. Working as a stage technician I have a deep love for theatre so we'd probably have a few date nights where we'd go out to some new restaurant (I like trying new things and she loves a good meal) and then see a show. We both like dressing up although my own taste is rather boring compared to hers (can't beat a black suit and tie).

For more casual activities she'd likely lounge around the house reading or practicing the piano while I cook or work on my own writing. In the evening we'd cuddle up together and watch a movie or play a video game although I'm pretty competitive and might end up sleeping on the couch if I lose my temper. In the morning I'd force her to get out of bed and exercise with me. We'd probably talk about plans to improve the house here and there but beyond gardening I have no sense for interior design (other than clean and orderly) and she'd be too lazy to actually do anything by herself.

I know she'd prefer to have servants but I don't know if I'm comfortable having mummies at home. She'd have a few coworkers she'd introduce but then I'm worried her Pharaoh CEO would get on her case about taking the help home.

>daughteru
Haven't thought that far ahead just yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117945

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117822
Having someone else at home would put me at ease and get away from the metaphorical “back to the wall, shotgun aimed at the door” mentality

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117873
I'd like the part where you try to pull yourself up slowly and painstakingly hand over hand through the shaft until eventually she pushes you back down to the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>"When the portals open, the demon realms won't be sending their best."
>"They're bringing their crime, the raging shrooms, their rapists, and some, I assume, are good people."
>"We need a great wall around the portals to stop the Mamono Mana from flowing into our world like gravy."

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117888
I'm sicken, but i'm also not a faggot. Go at it KDF. God speed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117967
Remove the meme, and there is a valid point. How quickly would mana take over a world, assuming it was all passive and not balls out Lescastite

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117967
>3DPD starts parroting the president they hate
Oh how the tables turn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117973
Probably a few years, unless people start moving to places like Africa on their.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117980
Imagne 7,000+ monsters entering a country at once

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117967
We'd probably do what we always do and start conquering their lands desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118011

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>>20118011
Fuck that, I'm going to their country.
Maybe marry a chubby werecat and move to winter's town

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118033
Go for a pallas cat.

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>>20118033
I know it wouldn't realistically work but I'd still really like to bring my wife here and show her a few places. Get her some cute modern clothes, take her to concerts, stuff like that. Our world does have a lot going for it.

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>>20117945
There are probably ways to infuse the same properties into the pole of the spear, like melting flecks of the silver into it (we already know that mixing realm silver with other metals grants the alloy the same properties as the pure silver).

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>>20118037
That would be cute.
A fluffy werecat like that with some pudge would make those winters warmer.

>>20118039
It would be good to visit but its one of those things where I would go to their world to explore or settle down in it.

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>>20117973
Well if its like the MGE world then with just passive effects it'd take a long time. Keep in mind its been a thousand years since Lilith came to power and much of the MGE world is still not a monster realm. Presumably their world is about the same size as our planet.

I assume by mana you mean monster mana.

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>>20118055
Just to check my understanding:
(Mamano Mana == Demonic Energy) != (Spirit Energy == Mana)

[Anonymous No.]

https://i.imgur.com/OoNIdn8.jpg
Apologies for the shit quality, but the world needs more doppelganger content.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>20118073
I like doppels but they need to keep the changing post marriage.

Granted, mine would have new dimensions each day but that's part of the fun.

>>20118079
Nice milk maid.

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>>20118033


>>20118033
I wonder if there are any Apophis living in winter's town looking for husbands- I mean, looking for slaves to keep them warm.

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>>20118068
Yes, though monsters also call human mana "essence."

Its all ultimately mana, but every form of life has a kind a little different from others. Monsters especially though have a form of mana that distinguishes them from non-monster life forms.

Heck, let's just let Runya Runya explain it in more detail:

>It's generally all lumped together and treated as “mana” most of the time, but in fact the nature of mana differs depending on each race, and it's classified as divine mana, mamono mana, human mana, and so forth. Mamono mana can be further classified according to race as succubus mana, lamia mana, slime mana, etc. Moreover, the mana of each individual is slightly different even when they are of the same race. Each and every animate being possesses a unique mana, and there is no one else in the world who has exactly the same mana. Even human twins raised together with the same mother and father, and even two golems created from the same material by the same craftsman, and animated by the same mana, do not possess exactly the same mana. For that reason, naturally, it's possible to identity race, and even uniquely identify an individual by performing a detailed analysis of mana. In general, humans do not have the power to sense mana; however, those who normally deal with mana such as wizards and golem engineers are an exception, being capable of sensing mana to some degree, and there are also humans “with good intuition” who are inherently able to sense the presence of mana. On the other hand, monsters excel at sensing mana. Other than being able to sense mana as a presence, there are also those who can sniff out the scent of mana and even visualize mana. Additionally, they are extra sensitive to human mana, men's mana in particular, and can sense the presence of humans even from a location some distance away. Naturally, they can identify whether it's a human or a monster, and even discern particular individuals, but they can also sense what other mana is mixed in with the mana possessed by the target, and it's even possible to discern whether or not the target has a partner, and identify who that partner is as well. The mana of a monster's own partner in particular is unmistakable, and even if her partner has been transformed into another person or beast due to a spell, she can identify him as her husband at a glance; conversely, it's absolutely impossible for a monster to mistake someone using magic to masquerade with her partner's form and mana as her actual husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118079
I bet she's smiling because she knows I'm gonna breed her until she's carrying at least quadruplets

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that if you mating press the ravioli, she wins.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118098
What if I doggystyle the bowtie pasta?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118088
So your mana determines your STAND ?

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>>20118098
>>20118103
I prefer to enjoy a regular hamburger

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>>20118109
Sicko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118043
Gonna smelt a pleasure mecha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118109
You sick fuck.

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>>20118105

[Anonymous No.]

This isn't even her final form.

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>>20118088
Imagine sending away a sample of your mana like a DNA service to see the makeup of your mana and the compatibility with other species and types. Depending on the scale of the operation, it would be a great way for single monsters and males to find their perfect match.

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>>20118156
I can’t imagine where she could go from here though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118166
More creature templates, or pure mana.

[Anonymous No.]

Kuupid needs to meet her match-making quota, and she needs your help!

Think of a cute couple for her to make. Whether it's a perfect match, or one that might set them up for a sitcom.

Like a Fireman and an Ignis for example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117888
Oh, KDF.

[Anonymous No.]

>Careful Anon, don't underestimate this pitcher!
>I just hope she doesn't use her [Banana Ball].

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117907
>>20117972
>>20118181
I'd have to find a good artist first though.

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>>20117822
The wife would probably be a pretty big escape-room fan, as well as a frequent moviegoer. She also enjoys going to malls and similar hotspots even if she has no intention to getting anything. She enjoys going out just for the sake of going out. I’ve already spoken about both my daughters hobbies so I don’t have much more to add to them, aside from how fun it might be to photobomb the dormouse’s videos mid-recording or shaperone for them whenever there is a con they are interested in going to.

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>>20118158
Maybe, but since you adapt to each other regardless it'd be kind of pointless in the long run.

Its not clear if most monsters (bicorns beings one exception) have any kind of preference in the mana of men before they are married (at which time his mana becomes their favorite). Though I guess it could be implied they do, given that there are things that can effect your mana so that it specifically attracts certain kinds of unmarried monsters (drinking extra thick holstaur milk makes your mana very attractive to holstaurs, eating a lamentation mushroom will make you a beacon to undead monsters).

But regardless, nothing is in general more attractive to a monster than a man that strongly lusts for her. And the monster's emotional state when consuming mana enhances how tasty she finds it to be (hence why when they fall in love it becomes so tasty that other mens mana becomes disgusting to the taste).

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>>20117822
Research magic together, try out different places to eat and rink, just spend time at home.

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>>20117822
I suppose we would either have scholarly pursuits or at least we'd collaborate with such people, seeing as we'd be owners of large private collections of artwork and historical curios.

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>>20118221
Hockey or roller skates?

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>>20118166

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>>20117323
Huh. I totally forgot about Herpes-chan.

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>>20118265
The cow form has too much health! It takes forever to defeat it, while she piles damage over time effects on you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118281

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118297
Oh no! The defeat screen!

[Anonymous No.]

How do you calm an angry momster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118304
Flick her forehead

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>>20118304
Tie her up and shove your dick down her throat!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>20118316
Thanks but no thanks

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>>20118321
>thinking you have a choice

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>>20118304
Offer to rub her feet!

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>>20118073
Any art can be doppelganger art if you want it to be.

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>>20118304
Don't, but when she goes to layer on the motherly guidance make sure you moan out, "Harder mommy!".
Hugs might work, might make it worse.

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>>20118352
Are mid-sex rice balls as good as that comic made them seem?

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/mousougahara/status/1035878417059565569

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>>20118367
Eating rice during coitus just sounds like a great way to inhale some rice and ruin the mood coughing. Like you can slurp some whipped cream off her or whatever but rice just sounds like you're asking for trouble.

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>>20118375
I guess the rumors are true. Your hair does continue to grow after you die.

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>>20118378
>ywn wash a wight's hair

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>>20118304
>I-I love you?

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>>20118377
No not during the act, just like a normal, clothed lunch/snack between rounds when doing an all day session.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117827
Im pretty sure thats the dog spirit guy from binbougami

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>>20118367
Properties tell me I snipped that from something in 2014, I could scour my sadpanda favorites for days and never know where it came from.

But yes, of course enjoying a wholesome snack with your nee-chan would be satisfying. Even more so if you proceed to fuck her brains out afterwards.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>20118385
Oh. Okay, because I've heard of some people being into eating during the act, but I wasn't sure what would really work. And I can't really think of any foods that would be all that sexy or alluring to watch someone eat while you fuck. Just seems unsanitary.

Like I'm scrambling to think of a way that I could possibly eat a ham sandwich during sex without looking like a total jackass. And I've never thought girls licking lollipops or ice cream cones or whatever seductively was hot.

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>>20118405
>This isn’t my lair

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>>20118401
Best eldritch horror.

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>>20118410
>Ham
Well there’s your feckin problem. Everyone knows pastrami is the most sensual of the cured meats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118410
I would love to eat bacon or some other breakfast foods off my waifu. Only thing would be for btoh of us to have a good shower before and after.

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>>20118411
>...This is.

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>>20118418
I had lasagna for breakfast yesterday. I feel like lasagna would slide apart and make a huge mess if I tried to place it down on anything as curvy as my wife. A cheshire might be into that though, if only for the terrible joke.

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>>20118419
Looks comfy enough but she doesn't look satisfied.

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>>20118405
You forgot the tribute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118429
The semen tribute?

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>>20118416
>the most sensual of the cured meats

Something something pepperoni nipples.

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>>20118427
i meant actual breakfest fods like pancakes, crapes, waffles, eggs, etc..., but really wouldn't mind actually eating lasagna off my curvy wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Children's" card games.

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>>20118438
>>20118427
>>20118418
You filthy animals

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>>20118427
i meant actual breakfest foods like pancakes, crapes, waffles, eggs, etc..., but really wouldn't mind actually eating lasagna off my curvy wife.

Dunno why just that i got a fetish to do it from a fanfic.

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>>20118427
>>20118418
Spare yourselves. Eating during sex is lame, its really only for foreplay. On the other hand, drinking while screwing is patrician tier. Chugging cheap wine during sex is harder than it looks, but is worth it for the cool points. Literally the only point during sex where a woman's laughter counts as a good thing. Remember to keep the bottle angled diagonally from your mouth. Also, you'll have to finish the entire bottle, or risk splash damage. Cleaning wine out of carpet sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, I think my Cheshire is broken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118453
She's leaking, you need to plug her up with something.

[Anonymous No.]

What does it taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118460
Milk with a slight earthy taste!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118460
Strawberry!

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>>20118438
I guess you could put some raisin bran and milk in her cleavage. I mean, I suppose it would be a bonding experience but I'm not really seeing the sex angle in eating off of someone. I don't think I could appreciate both eating and sex at the same time.

>>20118444
>>20118450
Oh, I'm not interested in doing it. I'm just trying to figure out why someone would. I don't understand it at all. Maybe that's for the best.

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>>20116406
Praise Illias, long live The Order!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118410
Eating spaghetti with a kobold until you accidentally end up eating the same strand!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118471
The dream.

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>>20118468
She would look cute with some kitty ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118471
>she proceeds to growl at you furiously until you relinquish your claim

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118468
Friendly reminder that the Order are a bunch of cucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118434
>When you can finally read random Japanese on the internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118486
What is that snek planning?

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>>20118466
Different tastes, I guess. Basically its for novelty and there's a primitive but deep kind of camaraderie between those who eat together. When's the last time you went out of your way to eat with someone you dislike?

Also there are gluttons and fetishists, I guess, don't ask me about that -- your guess is as good as mine.

Personally, the wine thing was something done on a whim, she tended to see things like that as romantic, believe it or not. Dancing in the rain was the same as answering the phone mid-sex to her. Sweet girl, but a bit weird.

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>>20118501
I don't know but there's that cute guy who delivers supplies to the shrine every week.

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>>20118321
I'll take it then.

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>>20118460
Like desperate shoeless farmgirls. Now with twice the Rural-flavin! Trollstaur(TM) isn't liable for any pitchfork or shotgun related injuries. Don't blame us, you knew what you were getting into.

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>>20118520
I bet it still tastes better than almondmilk or basedmilk.

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>>20118524
>based
Who memed this word into the filters?

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>>20118506
He's coming again tomorrow with a big load of sake for the shrine's Ryu and her husband. It's their anniversary so that means it's time for the rainy season.

The shirohebi will need a companion for those boring dreary rainy days

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>>20118530
Wait is onions not onions anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118453
Nah, she's fine. Just keep smoking the purple rock. Tekili-li, ftagn Cthulhu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118520
Farmgirl monsters with country accents are a blessing, whether they're bumpkin or belle.

[Anonymous No.]

This is the future of Modern Warfare

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>>20118531
What a great accountant cat! She’s so responsible and keeps the shrine running well!

>>20118536
It looks like onions milk
Is different than basedmilk ?
What about onions latte
Versus basedlatte ?

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>>20118547
>UN
>>

[Anonymous No.]

So someone once suggested that if powerful monstergirls or a lilim took control of a ship that is the size of a small city. It ca be corrupted into becoming a "mobile Demon Realm"

Imagine if it were to happen to an aircraft carrier?

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>>20118547
Make love, not war!

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>>20118559
So many Alps, so little time.

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>>20118503
Oh, I get the bonding part of it. I just don't understand it as a fetish. I mean I've got my own weird shit, don't get me wrong, food is just one that I can't wrap my head around.

I will have to give the wine thing some thought though. I don't drink but I wouldn't mind a tasting a hint of rye when I go in for a kiss.

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>>20118552
The One World Government will have its own troops, of course.

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>>20118531
Speaking of, why is it that sake jars are that 8 shape?

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>>20118572
It's a hollowed out gourd being used as a bottle, like in ye olden times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118552
The un-, to un-Order the world.

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>>20118571
Will reservations for those savages bereft of soma-mano mana be upheld?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118460
Love and happiness.

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>>20118561
Monsters make war on your penis, dawg. A long unrelenting assault that continues even after you start chaffing and just want to cuddle. The horror! ThE HorRor!

Ushi-oni's are still the best though.

[Anonymous No.]

>Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by cuddling on a couch and watching Night of the Living Dead with me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118612
Dawn of the dead though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118612
>"Sure but no biting or gnawing"

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118614
But the classics!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118612
And here I am watching Frankenstein movies like a sucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118570
Yeah, its not my fetish either.
>Whiskey
Good aesthetic taste, but save the hard stuff for foreplay only. You can't stop chugging while your thrusting, or it'll get everywhere. Even when you lower the bottle. Also, your sense of smell and taste will soon become worthless, like all mildly drunk people. Not really a plus unless jamming your tongue anywhere she wants normally sounds unappealing to you. I didn't feel that way, but y'know... alcoholism.

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>>20117675
The fuck, I keep seeing it as if blonde shota has wock butt

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>>20118621
Can Alps be interested in Shotas? This feels like a very uncomfortable situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118619
To be fair Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein is cinematic genius.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118612
What is the proper procedure if you see a zombie shambling to get through a closed door, but she keeps simply bumping into it since it's a pull, not a push?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118617
Then we're watching The Last Man on Earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116847
I'm way late to the party on this one, but job well done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118627
Maybe get a revolving door?
>>20118631
I Am Legend was a crazy good book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118622
Uncomfortable? That's a Tuesday for monstergirls. Don't let your missus hear you talk like that, or it'll be another week of 'calling in sick' from work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118631
>Last man on earth
Now thats a mamono horror movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118641
Forger those fancy shmancy Undead Balls hosted by Wights.

I want to go to a trashy underground rave with Zombies and Ghouls this Halloween!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118743
Headbanging until the heads fall of!

[Anonymous No.]

Kobolds are good for humanity

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118760
Pretty much all of them would be.
Yes, even that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118644
>halloween horror movie night with your manticore childhood friend
>loves October because it gives her a chance to really play up being a scary monster
>regardless of whether the movie is legitimately scary or just a cheesy B movie, nothing fazes her and she's always having the time of her life
>final movie of the night is "Last Man Standing," a low budget monstergirl-aimed ripoff of I Am Legend and all its adaptations
>as expected from Tanuki-Films, the effects are terrible, the species of monstergirl actresses generally shows through their costume regardless of the species of the characters, and the lead actor tends to alternate between silently apologizing to the human audience and trying to make his director/wife happy
>expect to have a blast making fun of the cheesy movie with your childhood friend, but for once she's legitimately terrified
>long bouts of silence broken by frightened yelling and clinging to you for safety
>for the entire rest of the year, she won't let go of your hand in public and rests her tail on your shoulder whenever another girl gets too close

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118789
All species, I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118644
>You will never recreate Noah’s Arc with the greatest harem the world would ever see

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118760
I do prefer Anubis doggos though

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118622
>Can Alps be interested in Shotas?
I'd be fine with that. I'm gonna chug a permanent shota potion as soon as the portals open and go looking for some onee-chans.

[Anonymous No.]

Goonies. Stand By Me. Monster Squad. All classic stories about a bunch of kids going on an adventure.
How would such a story work with Monster Girls involved with the group?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118942
Lots more softcore porn. Also i imagine IT would reverse the genders and keep the ganbang scene in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118957
>Lots more softcore porn
Puts a whole new spin on the leech on the dick, huh.

[Anonymous No.]

What's your favorite obscure MGE girl?
Girls that are almost never talked about and have almost no fan art. Girls you feel bad for because no one loves them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118964
More "Coming" than "of age".

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118984
Has there ever been a single Selkie story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118992
Not that I'm aware of, but then again, I don't really read stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118957
Argh. Now you've made me imagine Needful Things with monstergirls. The extorted near-blowjob scene with the rat lunch comes to mind. Or the thing with the Rusk kid, the handjob and shotgun to the face. Nobody can ruin the notion of sex nearly as well as the King.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119005
>Tanuki moves into town and opens shop
>It has EXACTLY what you've been looking for for EXACTLY how much you're ready to pay for it...
Help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118984
Sahugin

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>>20119016
Every day until you love her etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118984
Hornets. Need more stories and love.

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>>20119015
Fuck packing and just run. Or steal that antique sake jug that she's so protective of. If you pick the last one, do it before she owns your po'dunk Maine town. I would advise you to take up legerdemain, but the only sort that works on monsters hardly seems like a magic trick at all...

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119031
But she's got this comic I've been looking for...

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118984
vanilla werewolf and sphinx when compared to the others

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119015
How convenient!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119034
Damnit. If you're already fixated on the comic then it's probably too late for you to take my advice and, y'know, run like hell. I'll tell you what ... she'll give you a better price if you distract her with something shiny while showing her your "quickness of hand". At the very least you should be able to avoid compound interest surcharges on your soul.

Geez no one ever listens, like when people insist on reading latin outloud from spell books. If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times, the correct pronunciation is klaatu barada NIKTO...

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119067
Ash pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119070
Nope. Never mind about spellbooks. Don't even open them. Mispronouncing a word is how we get skeletons. Whadda you want skeletons or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119067
>N word
>It was definitely an N word

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119039
>"Do you happen to sell wedding rings too?"
>"Ooh, have a special someone you want to spend your life with?"
>"I'm looking at her."
>flustered raccoon noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119090
Eh why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen harpy?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119123
African or European?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119123
Enough to take me back to the future.

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>>20119015
On that topic, I feel that Danuki's would absolutely hate "roaming magic shops" that sell magic/cursed objects and trinkets for cheap one day and are gone the next, and at the same time would get absolutely sopping wet at the idea of owning and running one themselves and meeting their husband and having him be the mysterious "face" of the shop that actively sells everything..

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116847
I enjoyed this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119152
That's my exact MG fantasy except with a Mimic

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119028
Hornets, Nature's angry, broke, honeyless version of the Bee.
>>20118992
The Selkie is hunter-gather chic, so I've an idea or two there.
>>20119016
Sahugin, kuudere extraordinaire.

What myriad wonders the world holds. I might take a crack at these outliers... maybe grind out a small piece or two on them. No promises however. Anyone want to plug a plot for one of the three? Now's the time to shoot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119186
Researches wants to study the arctic. Local Selkie is hired to act as his guide.

[Anonymous No.]

>Monster girls who make fun of you for being a pathetic virgin but are actually virgins themselves when they rape you for the first time
>They'll never tell you they are
>They'll play it up and act like they've been around a lot
>But when they fuck you for the first few times they can't help but look like a stuttering mess who's never experienced sexual pleasure

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119194
Researcher*

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>>20119195
>They make fun of you for them being your only partner you've ever had
>But deep down they actually squealing with excitement that you shared your first time together

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119115
>Cuts to a pregnant Tanuki and her husband, with 8 kids in tow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119195
>You were pushed down and mounted by your big red oni neighbor.
>She makes fun of you for being a virgin.
>But then you find out she cried during her first time.
>You were her first time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119194
I get what you meant. That's pretty close to one I was thinking of, only with some form of castaway or suchlike. I've got an hour to lurk, so I thought to knock the rust from the old writing muscles. I'll end up posting something blurbish in the next thread or two.

This hour's for shooting the shit, and getting suggestions. Any other suggestions on those three neglected girls? The worst that can happen is me saying no.

Feel free to elaborate on your ideas, what do you find appealing about Selkies, for instance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119194
>Stops the research expedition in their tracks, holding her spear out to block them.
>'Stop. Look.'
>Points to a gigantic Bear Girl with snow white fur on the horizon.
>'Take care. She is very dangerous.'
>The Bear takes a seat on a pile of soft snow and pulls out an ice cold Coca-Cola.

The arctic is a dangerous place!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116406
What kind of monster would be best for staying warm and comfy during the coming months?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Kikimora who wears a dress that opens in the front from the waist down, displaying her panties for me to see.
Though she won't wear any, preferably.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't pull catgirl's tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119243
She combines my two favorite things: the sea and snowy regions.
>>20119254
Selkie doesn't understand this modern world!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119254
>portals open
>monster girls flood the world
>they also look up modern pop-culture references about their species or the animal they're based on and adopts quite a bit of it

That sounds amazing.

On the other hand what do MG's think about the animals they're based on? Like what do wolf-girls think of wolves? What do kobolds think of dogs? Do they take them as pets? Do the kobolds get jealous about all of the love and attention their husbands give their actual pet dogs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119270
Ah, the old "If Goody and Pluto are both dogs, how come one is a person and the other is a pet" problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119270
>Wolf Girl gets on all fours to growl at an actual Wolf.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that being a true hero of justice in MGE means having to fight monster girls as well as Order grunts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119270
>Having to constantly remind your mouse imouto that wild mice are pests not pets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119287
With a weapon made from demon realm silver.

You're not a TRUE hero of justice unless you specifically go out of your way to avoid killing people. Especially considering how easy that would be to do with demon realm silver weapons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119296
Demon silver weapons are fine, but some times the only way to get the point across is by using your fists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119307
With demon silver knuckles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119260
*YANK*

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119313
No, bare fists or the fists of your superhero armor.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that any Cat Knights need to have a thick layer of carpet on the outside of their greaves. So the little Kittens can use them as scratching posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119296
>Be hero of justice
>fight with Demon realm silver
>every fight with order leaves hundreds of orgasming men
>starts having a bunch of mamano following him to catch those i his wake.

[Anonymous No.]

>hero of justice
So you wanna be a kamen rider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119287
Justice? Don't be ridiculous. Might makes right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119261
Fair enough. I've sketched out a decent frame for the plot, hopefully I can make something of it. Anything else someone would like to add?

>>20119329
Who wouldn't? That guy knows ninjutsu, and Don 'the Dragon' Wilson.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119335
Shut up you dumb lizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119287
>>20119296
Huh. I'd be a hero of justice and I never knew, oh well it's not like the title does anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119237
Would she call me an asshole as I try to comfort her, even though it makes her a bit happy on the inside?

[Anonymous No.]

You get scheduled for a blind date through a buddy of yours. He owes someone a favor and you owe him a favor which means you now owe someone you don't know a favor. It's a cozy restaurant thing, nothing unusual. First box you scroll over and read is your date, no takebacks. Maybe it goes well and maybe it doesn't.

An older Kitsune in an elaborate, expensive kimono. Though you can tell the quality of clothing is top-notch it is somewhat non-traditionally worn. It's worn so low that you feel like any too-heavy breath on her part would cause all of her busty self to just spill out. It makes the small, dainty mole at the top of her left breast all the more noticeable. She orders drinks (heavy ones) for both you and herself right away, specifically requesting only the most top-shelf brands of liquor. The way she orders drinks, the state of her attire, and the constant flickering of her jewelry make it obvious that she's trying to flaunt her wealth. She seems to touch you constantly, either grabbing at your hand whenever she speaks or subtly teasing at an exposed ankle with the tips of her tails. Her makeup is heavy but expertly applied and it almost covers up the aged rings beneath her eyes. You expect her to be a chatterbox but, despite being devoid of social shyness, she spends much more time trying to prompt you to talk about yourself. She hangs on your every word and leans over the table as she rarely breaks eye contact with you. Even if you try to pry she says little about herself other than bragging about her wealth and shamelessly trying to entice you with stories about cruises, cars, etc. As the date drags on and the glasses start to empty she inevitably gets tipsy. She gets visibly sadder when properly drunk, still smiling but occasionally trailing off with mentions of how lonely she's been.

A buff, red Oni boisterously kicks her way into the restaurant accompanied by what looks like a small camera crew. Her face is covered by a Japanese wrestling mask ala Dragon Kid or Jushin Thunder Lyger. Leotard, knee-high lace-up boots with kneepads, gloves, elbow pads; she looked like she could've been wailing on someone with a metal chair not several minutes ago. There's enough of a slit in the back of her mask that her long white hair spills out, unkempt and billowing like an action hero's cape whenever she moved. Moving to your table she's apparently unsatisfied with the establishment's choice of seating. She snaps her fingers and a business-like Blue Oni emerges from the crew, serious and robotic, with a cushioned folding chair in arm to replace the one that offended her client. The Oni wrestler takes her seat devoid of any ladylike mannerisms, one foot balance on the table itself while the other bounces rhythmically on the floor. She's well-muscled all over but you can still see a faint, healthy jiggle to her trunk-sized thighs from her actions. The blue Oni manager stands at the ready by her client's seat, clipboard in hand and a glare on her glasses concealing her eyes. The film crew huddles in and seems to turn the date into a partial interview. The blue oni engages the film crew, different guys with microphones and cameras curiously wondering what prompted 'Kanabo Nakano' out onto an uncharacteristic date. The red, Kanabo herself you supposed, only kept a harsh scowl as she leaned forward on the table while the crew was distracted. The mask covered a lot but you could see her teeth gritting and her eyes flash in that exaggerated 'pro wrestler expression. She manages to whisper to you through her teeth without breaking her character's look, "Dude, I am so fucking sorry, they caught me in-costume and followed me and now I gotta stay in-character, I'll make it up to you later, I swear. Real name's Meiko."

She's late. Really late. You spend close to two hours wasting time, drinking water, snacking on bread...eventually ordering a drink or two. This counted, right? You showed up, that's the favor. You down left of your drink and stand to leave. Nearing the door you hear a loud crash as something barrels into your chest. The air leaves your lungs and you stumble back, vision blurred for a few moments as you try to focus on the Harpy that just hit you. She is...or was dressed pretty nicely. Nothing too flashy, nothing too plain...a cute, modest outfit with a scarf and a long skirt that's now been completely ruined. She looks like she's been dragged through the woods or something. Her scarf's nearly in two pieces. Her face and clothes are dappled with mud, she's got a nasty gash in one of her wings (looks like it might've gotten caught on a fence), and she's dripping dirty water on the restaurant's floor (the classic 'truck drives through a puddle when you're standing next to it' situation). She takes one look at you, recognizes you as the guy she was supposed to meet, and begins holding back ugly hiccup-sobs. "Oh...oh no, are leaving?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119226
Life would be good.
>"Papa, can I have a dollar?"
>"Are you gonna put it into high risk investments again?"
>"Uuuh, no?"
>"…"
>end up giving her a dollar anyways because she's one of your little bundles of joy

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119504
I ain't reading all that, fool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119504
>No.2
Well that doesn't sound so bad. Might even be really interesting. Would definitely go on a second date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119504
The fox seems nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118559
>Girls und Panzer
>but with MGs
I need this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119504
>read harpy one first
>read the others out of curiosity
>first one is sad but harpy one pulls at the heart more

I'd sit back down and play it off as me getting back from the bathroom, and that I'm still excited about the date.

If we get kicked out because of the water I offer to help her get cleaned up somewhat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119513
Careful with how you raise her or she'll take high risks to get dollars from men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119504
>unlucky harpy
Let's start putting some good luck in there by telling her I was going to wait outside to see her coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118563
Please explain the joke since it sounds like some shitposting against the US Military.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119606
In the Navy~

[Anonymous No.]

durnehviir

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119629
Swedish chef noises to you as well.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, look:

>https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Category:Monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119637
Okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119270
What do humans think of monkeys?
The answer is it heavily depends on the individual but largely ignores their ancestry connection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119637
>>20119645
>https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119335
Get with the times, old hag.
It’s the days of sexy makes right.

[Anonymous No.]

Is the seven seas version worth getting? Did they censor something? Also if someone have the vol.1 how it is? Cant find a PDF of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119669
Its quite worth it. The extra arts in the book are uncensored, unlike the Japanese version.

As for the text, the only censoring is the toning down of any underage sex references. Loli monsters are referred to as "petite" for instance, but the overall impression is the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119513
>Not teaching young children to put a portion of their savings in high risk investments while they still have their whole lives ahead of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119550
I'll let the wife handle that part of her upbringing.
>"No no no, you have to make them beg YOU for money."

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine a loli Wisp
>young girl dies from anime sickliness and japanese cold
>she comes back from the other side and starts haunting your house
>she looks pretty wild with her ghastly skin color, luscious white hair and an otherworldly glow around her, but she's surprisingly chill about being dead and likes stuff like playing videogames wearing your oversized shirts
>chill most of the time
>turns out she had a crush on you while she was still alive
>like "thinks about you when touching herself in places that feel good, even if she's not sure why" -level crush
>now that she's a monster and has spied on some secrets as a ghost she knows what it is she wants

[Anonymous No.]

What's the best monster girl for supporting me after I missed my bus due to a train?

[Anonymous No.]

>"Ufufu, so you've come hero. Ready to meet your doom before the Mistress of Infinite Twilights, Chaos Dark? I won't even have to use the curse sealed in my right arm or my Evil Eye, which must stay sealed or else it will end the- ARE YOU FUCKING LAUGHING?!"
How does one properly interact with a chuuni monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119902
Dark mage, she can just teleport you

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119918
Hold back the laughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119902
Just get a nuki and never have to worry about public transportation again

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119902
Here, have a comfort bat.
>>20119918
Chuuni back at her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119881
Sounds like the ideal Wisp regardless of size. She sounds good for NEET cuddles, and undead lolis always have the nicest asses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119931
>there will never be a continuation where the bat cucks him

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119946
Wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119504

>First one

Gonna have to peel her off with a crowbar and refuse all of her insane offers until she realizes that the real treasure is her

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119923
>"We were rivals in a past life, you know."
>stay calm
>"And master and apprentice in the life before that."
>hold it in
>"It must be divine fate that has conspired to bring us together once again."
>oh god my sides

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119982
I would believe her and get really excited. Keep her talking until she gets too flustered by how excited I am by what she says.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119504
>#3
It’d be hard to do anything besides asking her what happened, if she’s okay, and how to help her. We can figure out the details of the relationship later, the poor girl is injured. I guess she doesn’t have good night vision?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119946
Ebin bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119606
An individual’s standards are significantly lowered after being trapped at sea for potentially years at a time. Submarines are worse. They become sardine cans of homosexuality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119504
You didn't need walls of text brohan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120016
Someone should open those cans!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119939
>and undead lolis always have the nicest asses
>walk in on her in front of a mirror, looking herself over from different angles
>"Hey Anon, do you think my butt and thighs got bigger when I died? I swear I'm not lying, my hair got all fluffy and pretty too!"

[Anonymous No.]

>May I take your order?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120017
It’s strange. Even if you try to create interesting content, it comes up short. Sometimes it feels like you’re knocking on HEAVENS DOOR

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120016
>tfw no harem of busty CC alps to smother you and rub against every inch of you with their oiled bodies

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119881
>>20120025
I hope Halloween yields more pear shaped Undead.

[Anonymous No.]

Good news everyone. Some kind soul was able to save all the images from the wiki.
https://mega.nz/#!asx1wI4S!W_peBrSEqWNpWPR3aQaFYAfgmLfAdepUghyYY4YeXWc

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120025
Cute. I'd tossle her hair and sweep her up in my arms, before carrying her back to her small cage, and filling her ass with so much cum it looks like she's pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120054
Read that as "some kind of soul"
Thanks for the hoarding, art fairy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119982
Now the question I have is if this is a chubby ‘martial’ girl that’s out if her league or a deluded, muscle bound monster

[Anonymous No.]

Left or right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120101
I choose Banana

[Anonymous No.]

>>20111069
I'm hesitant mainly not because of spending dosh, but the fact that these translations always come in some abyssal form of forum posts or something which I might not even bother to navigate and read in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120032
Don't judge her! She's a serious intellectual, she just needs this money for college!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120101
Just hit me with something. It's going to rain all day and I can't go running in this kind of weather.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120112
Well what would you suggest be done instead? The wiki can't host these translations after all.

A pastebin tends to be released here as well for convenience.

Also, on MGR they are adding links to a table of contents sticky to make navigation easier: http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=1590

[Anonymous No.]

Went to sleep early yesterday because i started to feel ill probably because i ate too much and ended sleeping for only 4 hours, I had a dream about being born, my mother getting turned into an Echidna and birthing a Baphomet that has a big brother complex. It was really detailed for just being a four hour dream.

I remember her hugging me whenever she could. When i would enter my room, she would try to follow me. If she found me sleeping, she would sleep next to me, whispering sweet nothings in my ear. When i finally started to get sexually mature, she started to say lewd things to me. She would try to tell me if i felt really [happy] i should see her. One night, she couldn't wait anymore. She sneaked into my room was about to waste our first time with each other. Then i woke up.

I nearly started to cry when i did. Has anyone else ever had those types of dreams? Where you wish it wasn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120115
>Rainy 5c

Now this is autumn

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120139
My coolest dreams have kaiju wrecking my hometown. I'm excited to experience them but wouldn't really want it to happen in real life because it would be inconvenient.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gyaruu~n

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120154
I want to pet her

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120139
There was a dream where I got succ'd (in a non-MGE way). I woke up thirsty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120154
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

Would you dare pilot a fighter a Gremlin got her hands on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120179
>>20120154
It’s getting too cold for gyarus

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120139
Once, when I was locking the house for the night, I felt compelled to look at my wife before turning off the light. It was strange, it felt like a part of my normal routine, but there was obviously no one there. I had a bit of a pit in my chest that night trying to fall asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120190
I played Wing Commander so sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120046
I hope so, undead lolis are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120193

You could say it's getting just cold enough for a very specific type of gyaru. It's the time when the stubborn ones who refuse to give up on their fashion for the sake of warmth get more physically clingy in public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120154

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120123
He got a new friend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120043
I need this. Especially if they're nice and tanned. Really makes the body oil stand out more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120207
>you will never be stalked by a thicc Undead loli while touring an Undead Kingdom
>>20120232
Tan skin =/= Gyaru

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120043
>busty CC alps
Isn't that a contradiction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120082
Chubby, because it makes her a bit easier for subtle teasing. Plus, I'd want to grope her all over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120246
Not all alps stay flat you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120190
I would fuck her in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120249
Well shit, now i want to fuck her and give her plenty of children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120179
>tfw no gyaru dark mage onee-san who talks like a valleygirl but has ten PhDs and Masters degrees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120247
Sounds adorable but why is she fighting and what species?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120267
I love Nav.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120287
I want to like his work, but I just can’t get into the faces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120287
I miss when Nav drew lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120311
Wish I could serve someone like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120298
>not appreciating Himukai's style

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118079
We all need a Kikimommy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117717
>my post
How nice. Does she want to cuddle?

[Anonymous No.]

Is her mofu made from ice crystals?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120321
Now’s not the time for cuddling. That comes later.

[Anonymous No.]

>Regardless of no longer needing to wear clothing, she has formed a hat shaped structure on her head, which seems to be proof that even after having transformed into a monster, she still hasn't lost her own personal identity.

FA/TG/UYS BTFO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120333
Yes, they’re soft and flakey like freshly fallen snow, perfect analogous for mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120339
What comes before that? At least there will be some cuddling sooner or later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120244
>>20120046
I want her to enslave me with those thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118073
>https://i.imgur.com/OoNIdn8.jpg
Ain't that art from the old doppel novel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120362
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118073
Doppels are very much a race that works better in universe than from an outsider’s perspective
If you were just a regular guy in the world who didn’t know much about Monstergirls outside of maybe some slimes or goblins, suddenly being approached and hit on by a gorgeous, beautiful 11/10 woman would feel like winning the lottery.
Externally though, knowing what they are and also knowing about all the other Monstergirls, it may come across as sort of blasé or not ideal.
And as always, agreed- they need to keep their transformation abilities all life long.

[Anonymous No.]

STAND YOUR GROUND

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120381
What a coincidence, my state does indeed have a stand your ground law.

[Anonymous No.]

The correct way to eat a banana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120381
No that's okay I'll let you pass. You go on your right, I'll go on my left, we'll close our eyes and pucker our lips and whatever will be will be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120408
She stole that guy’s snack!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120311
I read the viccy ficcy! Don't be sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120433

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120448
Is there even a proper smiling viccy? Viccy is damaged!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120469

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120415
>>20120399
God damn conscripts have no discipline

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120476
It’s like they WANT to be raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120480

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120484
I would an MG seibah

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120489

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120495
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120500

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120509
Knightly, loving centaurs with huge mammaries are a gift to mankind

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120522
That they are.
They’re also for turning into hugely pregnant broodmares

[Anonymous No.]

Ratas in spats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120534
Which pussy do MGE centaurs give birth out of?
Are baby centaurs capable of standing up right after birth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120545
Rear and probably not

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120534
Eventually, but I want to first live a life as her roaming squire, camping under the stars, visiting the villages of the countryside, sucking milk from her enormous tits after a long day, you know, stuff like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120475
I bet she can fire a love beam from that heart

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120563
This boat isn't my oneesan.

[Anonymous No.]

Your wife has snuck a temporary ‘package enlargening’ potion she bought from wonderland into your drink! Do you try and get her back for her mischief?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120557
Being a knight errant alongside her would be nice



>>20120575
Considering I do the same for her tits, ass, and figure?
Not really
some of mine are permanent too

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120575
If by "get her back", you mean "orgasms denial by rubbing against her G-spot torturously slowly" then yes, I'll do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120475
Cute lilim mommy

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120575
Hatterfag, we all know you just wanna talk about giving your wife a hyper-hourglass figure but it’s really not the place.

[Anonymous No.]

Your tomb raiding ends here

[Anonymous No.]

>I want to meet your daughter. With your permission and under the supervision of your family. With all decorum. With all respect. I'm an honourable man and I don't think of dishonouring your daughter. I want to meet her, talk to her, and then if it hits us both right we'll marry. If not, you'll never see me again. She may find me unsympathetic after all, and no man can remedy that. But when the proper time comes I'll tell you everything about me that a wife's father should know

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120590
Well... dang. Sorry. Work has been stressful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120575
That depends entirely how much she enjoys my impromptu musical number "I have a giant penis" to the tune of "I've got a golden ticket."

"Look at me. Look at me, swinging about..."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wjv_JKVnIKw

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120592
But my Sphinx riding starts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120590
I disagree

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120602
What would be your work in Wonderland?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120616
Stop spacing shit so hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120602
How big is too big?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120592
Fat cat tats

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120592

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120689
That's right

>>20120693
Give that strong sphinx some strong daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

Sharks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120244
>you'll never bed an undead loli and plow her thicc butt
>you'll never hear a loli Wight use her cute refined voice for sensual moans, with so much warmth going so deep inside a sensitive place

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120621
Oh Id be the permanent butler of my wife of course! Though I may try some blacksmithing on the side to maintain her sabre collection or do small orders!
>>20120660
I think it’s been stated before I’m pretty comfortable with /d/ tier sizes, we can just leave it at that. Nothing room filling though! Long as it isn’t a small room anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120786
Mine brother
Thats why I’d always have a holst in a harem
One that gets off on breastfeeding other girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120786
>Oh Id be the permanent butler of my wife of course!
I forgot you were her butler/chair.

>Though I may try some blacksmithing on the side to maintain her sabre collection or do small orders
That does sound pretty nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120786
What’s your wife’s name, Hatterfag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120791
A noble role for her!
>>20120823
Chanterelle!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120828
The best role, even if she gets aggressively motherly with them sometimes.
Thats what the muscles are for

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120828
Cute name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120054
>download it
>try to unzip but it's corrupted
>try renaming
>doesn't work
>try to unzip with winrar and it says it's corrupted
>unzips perfectly fine anyway
Well that was a weird experience. Thanks for the link kind stranger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120864
What would be a cool one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120890
I don't know, I'm not that good with names.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120828
Who does the cooking for the both of you? Does that fall under your duties as a butler? I can imagine you serving a nice mushroom pasta in cream sauce served with a Hatterfaguette

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120878
There's also a torrent. https://sukebei.nyaa.si/view/2579069

[Anonymous No.]

Marry the mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120769
Stop, it hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120906
She better put those away now that the lock is cut.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120769
To think that a fat assed Wightloli would be a top dog in her respective Undead Kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120965
Do you purposefully go out of your way to find stuff with the lowest resolution possible?

[Anonymous No.]

>Dead cells in MGE-land
Dullahan main character possibly looking for her head, what else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120896
Please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120906
Uni blocks 2p2 traffic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120984
A succubus who likes exfoliating?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120864
Isn’t it?
>>20120905
Immensely clever! And if that implies what I think it implies, but of course! I would do the cooking in her favourite style, though I wouldn’t dare impose on her specific way she likes to make tea. I’d most fancy myself a baker to make cookies and pastries and other sweets for her to snack on while at the table seeing company!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120993
You’re supposed to be studying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120991
I don't know anon, if I did I'd have told you. I guess it has a cool ring to it already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120601
What?

[Anonymous No.]

This is your momster for tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119504
>#1
Fuck yes, i LOVE old foxes.
I'll scream it from the heavens how much i love old foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121038
>Doppelmom uses a different disguise to kiss you goodbye every night
>She only does her true form for your birthday

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120828
>A hatter named Chanterelle
As in Cantharella-mushrooms? Is she yellow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121038
Do I have a rebellious, big titty goth Lamia big sister?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121043
Anon, that’s racist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121043
It is what her name is based on! She isn’t yellow though, no. You’d be surprised how many fungi have very crude sounding names. Her poor cousin Portebella is very sensitive about it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121055
Do Hatters go through a chunni Death Cap phase?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121055
Isnt that a cheese?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121065
And they only drink black tea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121054
There's no judgement, so it's just race-realism

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121038
That would probably be a comfy sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121065
Some may, it’s true. It’s downright toxic behavior, my wife says! Unbefitting a noble Wonderland gentlewoman! And such a pallid skintone they apply themselves!
>>20121073
Pull the other one, you’re looking for dear Mousefag. It’s portobello! Common yet deliciously rustic!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121065
>'Choose wisely Anon.'
>'One of these cups is filled with tea.'
>'The other is filled with poison!'
>Choose a cup.
>It tastes like grape soda.
>'A-Ah! How are you still living?! That poison could kill 10 men!'

[Anonymous No.]

BAN ASSAULT MONSTERS NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121095
Fuck off nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121095
SHALL

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121091
>grape soda

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121049
Yes[/spoiler

[Anonymous No.]

https://exhentai.org/g/1302450/c5a6beecd6/

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121156
Fuck off retard.

[Anonymous No.]

T-rex girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121202
The meatiness of those feet never ceases to impress. Also, I'd like to see one fight a dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121120
I prefer strawberry soda, myself.

[Anonymous No.]

The Great Pharaoh has dealt with her kingdom's internal problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121231
I totally forgot red slime existed. The last time i saw their entry was 3 years ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121242
I want to help my pharaoh wife defeat the apophis!
Then we'll take her as a concubine that'll have cute daughters that'll be friends with ours.

Also, many kinky things

[Anonymous No.]

Lewd the lolis!
Inseminate the imoutous!
Dick the daughterus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121264
Just what are you trying to say?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121283
Sex the Sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

This is your senpai for today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121242
>fingering
Enjoy your exile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121300
Senpai is cute

[Anonymous No.]

What’s your favorite non-Monstergirl fetish?
And your favorite Monstergirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116406

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121263
You have defeated the local apophis. Meanwhile a new power is rising.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121330
>Not saying but the most vanilla is probably expansion
>No 'top' favorites but holst, cheshire, and jinko make regular appearances

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121344
A fallen, evil pharoah from ages past?
We'll need the wife AND apophis concubine to defeat her!
She's getting a cute maid outfit and kids too

[Anonymous No.]

2:24 Scylla hickeys? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st8-EY71K84

Honestly, getting covered in kisses while kissing her lips is a really attractive aspect of scylla and their kin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121351
Damn, I guess you might be the one to unite the lands

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120190
>tfw no custom superprop to take to the skies with
goddamit

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121338
You’ll get em next time dhamp-chan, don’t pout!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121366
Step 1. Defeat Enemies
Step 2. Impregnate Enemies
Step 3. Repeat step 2 with varying degrees of kinkyness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121373
>tfw high performance turboprop fighters were a flash in the pan
>tfw no air races that lead to civilian prop design breakthroughs
It's a bad feel.

[Anonymous No.]

Welcome to the school of winning!
today's lesson is on how to get a boy to love you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121387
Maybe, but that dark Pharaoh might already be taken. Prepare for a long conflict!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121435
Dumb lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121358
I wish there were more full on ass shots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121459
I will be.
And if she is taken then I’ll have her and her husband brought forth in chains to Politely, but firmly, ask them to leave.
I’ll even thrown in a free bottle of apophis milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121330
>What’s your favorite non-Monstergirl fetish?
Latex.
>And your favorite Monstergirl?
Kobold.

[Anonymous No.]

I like elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121040
Don't forget. If she looks like she's thirty years older than you then that means it's probably more like a few thousand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121338
That's a tiny half-breed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121344
>Arcana the Black.
How would you defeat her anons? What would you do to her after your victory?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121489
Dark elves are pretty great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121509
>defeat
I would surrender my kingdom and ask to be her husband

[Anonymous No.]

Choose your elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121509
Team up with her rival
BREED

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121533
>spoiler

Make a lot of warrior princesses with your warrior-queen. A big family like that can't be defeated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121531
The little one on the right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121536
Exactly, although it’s hard to be a warrior queen while constantly pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121435
I want to fight in selene's mansion with a brick in a sock for my weapon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121330
>What’s your favorite non-Monstergirl fetish?
Blowjobs

>And your favorite Monstergirl?
Night Gaunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121549
Wouldn't that be against her rules in regards to weapons?
I mean, unless you use a demon silver brick.

[Anonymous No.]

https://exhentai.org/g/1304556/7a697c2ef6/

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121571
How does that work?
I would assume getting hurt by a blunt object hurts no matter what it's made out off
A brick to the head is still a brick to the head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121596
Demon Realm Silver is the ultimate antidote to common sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121596
It phases through your body, leaving only a sexual feeling.
It's a popular building material for demon realms, as you can get ready for action just by walking through your bedroom walls

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121604
>>20121609
So in summary >>20121571, a demon silver brick could work in a fight, but blunt weapons loose the "oomph" of using them
Must suck for onis

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121624
>Must suck for onis
What do you mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>Succubus gunslinger who uses Demon Realm Silver bullets
>The quick and the horny
>She's both though

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121624
Considering how they can phase through material, DS weapons are inmensely powerful.
The Onis may lose on sheer destructive power, but they still have a mighty large stick that has a better range than almost anything a lone knight can use

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121604
How so? It damages your mana network, not your physical body. It hits your energy, there are weapons/materials like that in a lot of settings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121330
>What’s your favorite non-Monstergirl fetish?
Impregnating older women

>And your favorite Monstergirl?
Troll

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121635
They use MGE's foremost Big Stick™ users

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121644
If mana flows through your body like blood, a DS weapon is actually very powerful on the count that no armor, flesh and muscle could stop it. Also, it can kill someone by leeching all of their mana away, but our monster sweethearts wont do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121330
Scratching and biting
Tundranubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121651
>Oni hits someone with big stick
>caves his skull in
Shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121635
>>20121651
>>20121624
They can still hit other onis with them for a good laugh, and a good fight

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121643
The phasing thing has its draw backs
Say for example a demon realm sword goes through a charging enemy.
if it just leads them horny, that doesn't stop the enemy's attack, if anything your opponent is treated like they had superarmor in a fighting game and can still go through with an attack (only now with a boner/moist pussy)

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121676
>When an opponent's magical energy is wounded, spirit energy or demonic energy will leak out from there, and they will lose their strength. In this way, it's possible to take away an opponent's strength to fight without harming or killing them.

It doesn't just make them horny. It causes them to bleed out mana making them weaker/easier to rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121676
Common sense is not welcome here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121105
WELL REGULATED MILITIA

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121710
> not a well regulated harem

[Anonymous No.]

Are the hidden villages mentioned in the Kunoichi's profile essentially Spirit Realms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121676
>and can still go through with an attack
Which can be dodged or blocked I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121743

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121670
>Go out drinking with your Oni coworkers
>Everything is going great until one of them pulls out her Big Stick
>Suddenly everyone is grinning, drunkenly pulling out their own
>Chants of "BIG STICK! BIG STICK" start shaking the bar
>Your friends merrily hit each other with their giant demon silver sticks, until they are all a bruised, sweaty, horny mess
>All Oni's eyes turn on you
>"Uh oh, looks like Anon doesn't have a BIG STICK!"
>Closest Oni grins and grabs your dick while licking her lips
>"Ah, here it is! Show us!"
>"BIG STICK! BIG STICK! BIG STICK!"
>You wake up the next morning surrounded by onis, your hips ground to dust
Fucking drinking parties man

[Anonymous No.]

Drawfag here, fishing for requests to keep me busy tomorrow.
I'm not looking for any specific sort of request, but no loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121782

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121794
Jinko stretching

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121794
Draw an Anubutt with a big butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121794
Draw a Lich inserting her phylactery into her ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121531
My eyes fell upon the one in the red first, but I'm curious about the one on the far left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121794
A troll dancing

[Anonymous No.]

>Unfamiliar part of MGC
>Try to take what looks like a shortcut down an alley only to be stopped by a rough-looking Jinko. She's about 7-foot-even with a puncture-riddled bancho jacket hanging from her shoulders, scars zigzagging along her exposed midriff. A particularly nasty scar stretches from the corner of her mouth to the corner of her eye in a deliberate way that makes it look like it had been a result of controlled torture.
>She grabs you by the collar and nearly hoists you off the ground with a growl. "Lost?"
>"N-...well, yeah, I was just-"
>"Nyot a lot of guys come through here...and it nyever happens without a toll."
>"...What?"
>"Hah!? You deaf or somethin'!? Beclaws I got time to purrvide you with s'more, let's say, 'nyonverbal instruction'."
>"...Pft...heh...sorry, I just, I get it, you want money or...?"
>"Are you laughing at meo-"
>She has to physically stop herself from finishing the sentence, lips tightening and a blush forming. Apparently she has some amount of control over her speech impediment. Unfortunately her flustered expression only makes it funnier to you. You clam up because you know if you try to utter one word it'll all come spilling out.
>As you snort and choke it back her eyes narrow. She grits her teeth and fully lifts you off the ground, nose-to-nose and seething. "Stop. It."
>You nod but continue holding back laughter.
>"Stop. Laughing. RIGHT! MEOW!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121794
Monsters in negligees!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121794
Tenryuu from Kantai Collection as a mershark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121794
Milf Troll trying on her old school uniform that barely covers her butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121794
A Hatter in a noble pose!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121794
A hellhound with bones painted on her skin for halloween

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121796
>lol I posted it again

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121794
Pharaoh dominatrix

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121464
I don't see how this hat can tolerate such tomfoolery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121794
Demon Chef Gordona calling her Imp sous chef an Idiot Sanchwich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121794
A Wight and Pharaoh outfit swap, whichever way around you prefer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121794
Draw an Apophis dressed as a cleric or nurse

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121794
Cupid teacher taking off her clothes and revealing sexy lingerie underneath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121861
It's just waiting for the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121676
You clearly don't understand what such wounds do if you think it just makes you horny.

It basically drains the strength out of your body, especially whatever area was hit. A cut arm would likely become hard to move or even fall limp, a cut leg would send you to your knees, a stab in the head would numb your thoughts or outright send you into unconsciousness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121624
I'm pretty sure only cutting and piercing "phase through"
Blunt weapons still have impact force it just wouldn't hurt unless you bump into something.
A DS brick to the head would make you dazed if not outright unconscious.
Getting hit anywhere else would make it numb or unresponsive.
Just replace pain and dismemberment with numbness, loss of strength/stamina or unable to move parts of your body.
The real question is, would a arrow or similar projectile stick inside its target?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121893
Does it phase through other swords tho? If it does, draining the strength of an arm will do nothing to stop the blade that's already falling thowards your neck

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121897
>be doctor in the service of the Lord's army
>a paladin hit by a Demon silver arrow is brought to my medical tent
>decide it's best to push it through
>slowly start pushing
>paladin starts moaning
>apologize for the pain, and continue pushing
>"Faster"
>look at her face, it's flushed
>"DEEPER DADDY"

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121900
To paraphrase North Korea from Polandball: "Is very simple, gaijin. MAMONO MANA is always answer."

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121670
Realm silver weapons only wound the mana of other monsters as well. Its not limited to human mana.

Evidence for this is seen in how the monsters of the Land of the Four Souls in the Mist Continent give their men realm silver weapons when they go to fight the various monster realm countries.

Which also means there is still a market for regular blades and such. You need something that will actually cut flesh to prepare mamono realm pig meat and such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121794
Cute dragon wife training her charisma in front of a mirror.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121909
Darn masochistic paladin-chans.
Why are they so lewd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118641
I don't think any movie has missed the point more than Will Smith's I am Legend did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121748
Probably not. Zipangu is described as having huge areas of mountainous wilderness that are largely uninhabited. There's no need to have the villages be in other dimensions to have them count as hidden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121916
Humans in MGE are naturally lewder than real humans

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121900
One person that I remember going to an autistic extent trying to figure out demon realm silver was losenis in his story, and even then it basically ended up as "weird lovecraftian metal nobody's gonna understand anyway" since it phased through everything but itself, except when it didn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121890
There is no end, only 20 more chapters.
>Your punishment must be more severe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121900
> If it does, draining the strength of an arm will do nothing to stop the blade that's already falling thowards your neck

Then you have fucked up simple as that. Also I can't find info on that steel phases through it or that it phases through steel

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121900
As far as we know, it won't phase through matter that has no mana system (after all, if it did it'd be hard to keep it in a scabbard).

Besides, KC's not going to deprive us of awesome sword fights by giving monsters weapons that pass through other swords.

You probably still have to use some force though too, your mana would exert resistance to being cut just as flesh and bone does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121916
You'd love dark knights then, one of their attacks is to fill the target with such lust that they overpower the dark knight and rape her.

[Anonymous No.]

If anon said he'd put his magic brick in a sock, and the sock doesn't phase through shit, is it just a normal brick in a sock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121950
Jokes on them, I'd like their bodys to be too lewd to fight!
If I could find a cursed holst sword that increases the bust size of the women it hits, you bet your ass I'd use it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121893
Heck, on its own I find no evidence the silver even makes you horny on its own. Rather its a secondary effect of the monster sending her own mana into the wound, often by having put her mana into the weapon first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121794
Sabbath Automaton with demonic silver Witch attire. Maybe a Magitek broom too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121937
>since it phased through everything but itself, except when it didn't.

But where does this idea come from? If it doesn't phase through steel then you would just fight like normal knights I guess. Go for weakspots and/or tackle your opponent to the ground and stick your demon silver dagger into a gap

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121938
IfOnlyYouKnewHowBadThingsReallyAre.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>"Well,what are you waiting for?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121794
Huge scary looking knight helping out cute little mamono

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121330
>What’s your favorite non-Monstergirl fetish?
Vore
>And your favorite Monstergirl?
Sandworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121971
Indeed, descriptions in the Gaiden 2 make it sound like weapon fights work much like in other fantasy medieval settings, namely you do have to break through your enemy's weapons and armor.

Dark warriors even have a special skill that relies on their weapons being able to physically clash with the weapon of their opponent.

>Weapon Rupture

>This is a mighty blow that destroys your opponent’s weapons along with your own. This technique is to destroy the weapons of both of you, instantly exploding all the magical forces imposed on your weapon at the time of the collision with the weapon of the enemy. First of all, the huge battle axes or swords that Dark Warriors prefer to wear can by themselves simply break the enemy’s weapon, if it is common, and, moreover, using this technique, it is also possible to destroy stronger weapons, like what protected by magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121300
Awesome. Hope that's not a calculus book. Not to brag, but I'm such a good kohai, that I've got a kohai. And he thinks I'm so-so. Pretty sure that's some kind of backhanded Japanese compliment...

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121344
Now that is waaaay off the scale on the kink meter. Have fun with the acid sex orgy triple doughnut sandwich. Call me in a year or two. That should be long enough for your memory of telephones, doorknobs and math to resurface.

[Anonymous No.]

All monsters love ice cream.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't forget to make your Ice Queen hot chocolate and coffee, she needs to start her mornings right

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121998
Pretty cool. Would duel with

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121998
This is why you go spellsword and learn eromancy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122018
>Happy lich
Absolutely heretical, But also absolutely fantastic!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122019
That's an incredibly comfy looking Ice Queen, with a wife like her I'd be more than happy to live in an eternal winter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121794
MGE vanilla centaur:
>POV blowjob, her jerking a hot load into her open mouth
Or
>POV back pussy or anal sex with her looking back at the viewer with hearts in her eyes, impregnation if you go with back pussy

Godspeed and good luck with whatever request you go with!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121900
Read fallen brides Merse
Grumble grumble secondaries grumble

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122039
Oh yeaaaaah I forgot, Druella does some swordfighting in that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121998
>it is also possible to destroy stronger weapons, like what protected by magic.
Of course they bloody can.
It gotta be pretty disheartening to be a non-hero warrior in MGE. I mean, With how ridiculously powerful monster girls are without even needing to put in a lot of effort, I can see a lot of warrior going "why do I even bother" when fighting a monster girl, who to them didn't even put in half the effort they did.

Then again, this is probably more a reflection of me than anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122022
Eromancy only works if monster girls use it on men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122039

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122033
>eternal winter
You just warmed an Ice Queen's cold, icy heart and made her smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121794
Lich testing out her orgasm potion on anon. By counting how many times he has cum inside of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122060
Please.
You act like that succubutt archer isn't going to have trouble firing her bow with tits twice the size of her head.

Oh the fun that can be had with magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122051
>dedicate your entire life to keeping your hometown safe from Order thugs and Monster Girl Extremists that are being a bit too rowdy
>Some monster girl that barely trained for a day completely decimates you, everything you worked for and your whole village in less than twenty minutes
I mean, it could be worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122081
Keep your hyper fetish trash out of here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121640
So you’re saying she’d carry around a Sex Pistol?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122083
bah.
Just gotta write in some balance

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122051
>It gotta be pretty disheartening to be a non-hero warrior in MGE

I guess so. Then again I would imagine your typical levied infantry(aka Poor Fucking Infantry) having no clue about the capabilities of a monster girl. Of course you would charge for king and country at that lone demon knight with your unit. What can go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122051
You’ve lost the plot. You don’t feel bad for the mobs you fight in a jrpg, and they can still be plenty powerful or win from time to time. Same applies here, you just aren’t the protagonist in this story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122088
It's a legitimate strategy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122063
>Ice Queen sees you play frostpunk
>”Ah, Husband- it looks so pleasant...!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122092
there should be a story where random swordboy manages to hold off the big scary monster knight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122098
Go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122100
Hold off his future wife more like. Cute though

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122100
Isn't that straight up what Beast has written with a Selene story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122063
Smiling Ice Queens make me happy. Besides, I hate warm weather.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122083
I would just kind of break if that happened to me. I would probably still try, but if it ever happened again I would just give up on life.

>>20122092
>Same applies here, you just aren’t the protagonist in this story.
Being the equivalent to a random mod might be even worse.
>Anon has trained his whole life to defend those he care about.
>He's a level 17 swords man
>Newbi succubi adventurer that started train last week beats him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121938
>20 more chapters of a story nobody reads

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122051
>Of course they bloody can.

Well at least its not costless, the monster has to sacrifice her own weapon to use this ability.

Also, it states "it is possible" not that it always works against weapons stronger than the weapon of the user.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122099
Ice Queen-chan would get deep into Frostpunk and love it when the temperatures get super low, meanwhile her own kingdom is starting to warm up and lose its snow from her neglect

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121330
>What’s your favorite non-Monstergirl fetish?
Oral-sex (both giving and receiving).

>And your favorite Monstergirl?
Houri

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122113
This is when you join a pro-mamono knightly order. Become an incubus knight or something. Then you can kick ass with your new wife.

plus sweaty post-battle/sparring sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122051
Reminder that the MGE world is fuckoff huge and most humans in human lands probably won’t see more than a single monster in their lives if any at all.
If you’re some random sellsword and you just happen to run into an MG warrior, you’re basically the unluckiest fuck around or luckiest, depending on the point of view.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122118
Great taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122124
Aren't various human nations warring with one another too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122083
>>dedicate your entire life to keeping your hometown safe from Order thugs and Monster Girl Extremists that are being a bit too rowdy
>>Some monster girl that barely trained for a day completely decimates you, everything you worked for and your whole village in less than twenty minutes

Unless she's a dragon or other high tier monster that scenario's probably not going to happen. Most monsters do have to train to an appreciable degree to get power enough to take on a village.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122122
>pro-mamono knightly order
>incubus knight
That sounds awkward and very unwelcoming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122108
Not so much
Selene still beat him down, but she let her guard down and got her cheek slashed, then when she decided she wanted his dick he got warped out by the enemy priestess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122134
Indeed, human nations still take up the majority of human-involved conflict in the setting.

A lot of people imagine the "war" with monsters in the MGE as some kind of huge all-consuming thing, when in practice its mostly skirmishes (with some exceptions, like whenever the Order can muster enough spare troops to try to invade the Royal Mamono Realm).

Heck, if the Chief God didn't keep telling the Order to fight monsters, I bet the enthusiasm to do so would wane pretty quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122134
I don’t really remember anything about that, but it wouldn’t surprise me.
For most people monsters are still just the things of myths and legends, although now the stories are changing to be a bit lewder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122134
That's a given. Though not directly confirmed. I think it was mentioned among the reasons why monster girls would intervene in a nation

>>20122145
It just one way to become a strong warrior. There are definitely plenty of other ways

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121931
>human
She's a Dhampir though

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122114
Hello darkness my old friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122158
>For most people monsters are still just the things of myths and legends,

Oh I wouldn't go that far. Sure you can be a peasant in a Order town who never travels far and thus live your life never seeing a monster, but for anyone who travels it's likely you'll find some if you look for a while.

Even said peasant would know monsters are a reality, even if he never sees one, the same way he knows things like the ocean are a reality even if he never sees it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121330
Something that makes people here mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121245
Liar

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122196
Me too but kudos for not saying it.

[Anonymous No.]

Snake magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121245
Have you seen the redraw?

Its just concept art for a game KC may never actually make, but it gives some new life to the red slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121330
Something best not said here
Ice Queens

[Anonymous No.]

What do onee-san monster girls do in the time between their birth and reaching onee-san age?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122207
Does kc still have to work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122034
>tfw a centaur will never pin you against the wall with her body

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122207
Since combining red and blue makes purple, is it possible to fuse a blue slime and red slime into a dark slime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122251
There's a doujin like that. A centaur school girl is fucking her friend. She gets really into it, and runs backward into the wall, pinning him between, forcing him to cum deep inside her horse pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122251
Anon, I think centaurs have a lot of trouble raping people. They have to back up assfirst and that makes it difficult to aim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122249
He works a salary man job and last he mentioned he was very busy with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122249
As far as we know, yes. 122 patrons plus his enty is nice, but I doubt enough to live off of. And we have no idea what cut he gets of the book sales.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122266
That's why they pin the man to a wall with arrows first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122266
You're forgetting KC centaurs have a vagina in the front as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122255
You’re short a core.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122104
>>20122100
>”Here I come with my demonic blade you foolish human!”
>I will never allow you to defeat me! I vow to protect my family!
>[Kyaaaa! He’s so dedicated! He’s so cute I’m going blind!]
>She utterly whiffs her shot, leaving her wide open for the young boy’s strike.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that fighting with anger in your heart in MGEland is a one way ticket to Rapetown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122286
What if I fight with anger in my dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122289
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122289
You are already fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122291
I feel like a beefy jinko or minotaur would say this right before she ATATATAs you.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Kikimora pirate who leads a small fleet to plunder the high seas for her master, who is a mild mannered man who would prefer she just stick to cleaning, but who also sees how happy she is when she's able to present a big score to him so he doesn't try to stop her.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take a tour of the mansion
there could be interesting stuff there other than the arena and the supposed "fuck rooms"

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122247
Develop into oneesans the moment their little brother figure comes into their life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122317
They probably have really nice carpets. I bet they even match the drapes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122317
Fuck rooms? Why would a mansion have that?

[Anonymous No.]

Succubus mom restraining a man from behind while her curious young daughter shyly touches and explores the man's body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122196
Get out of here you belong in a garbage can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122317
Like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122325
No carpets. Only linoleum and hardwood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122334
1.Post match fucking is best fucking
2.A Lilim would have dedicated sex rooms in her mansion even if this is Selene we are talking about, she is a succubus princess, and all roads lead to sex in MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121330
Impregnation
Best not to say it here

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122344
I would assume there's a sort of locker room for warriors. a forge to make the DE weapons, Selene's personal armory, library section, grand hall for parties and stuff among other things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121330
Ageplay
Witches(Greilia faction to be exact)

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122363
Dont see why sex cant happen in those places.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122165
If youmu and sanae can be considered humans then why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122378
Sanae is a human though, isn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122247
Probably live isolated from men or are somehow antisocial.
Without those conditions, I don't see some very lewd monster race like Dark Mage or Kraken even getting past the loli stage before seducing a guy she takes a liking for to stomach bulge her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122205
>Opponent Lamia waits.
>Anon was charmed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122276
I wanna quaff a tentacle potion and fuck a bicorn in all four holes

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122266
I meant pinned by the back end. The front end comes after.

[Anonymous No.]

Damn, I missed the realmsilver discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122406

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122383
Part goddess

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122425
maybe KC should take over the EMG manga and do a reboot

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122464
EMG and anything related to it should burn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122464
Does JAPAN really hate EMG as much as the thread autists?

No.

But I do wonder how well it's doing over there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122479
Didn’t these threads wish him happy birthday before any Nips had one year?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122378
MGE Dhampirs are really hard to distinguish from a typical beautiful human woman. It's when one has sex with her that he will know she isn't human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122479

[Anonymous No.]

Would MGEland even have male prostitutes? I can imagine a fresh one getting raped husbando'd on their first attempt at manwhoring. Or a yandere monstergirl locking one in her home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122517
>>>/co/

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122533
Prostitution mainly becomes a sort of instant dating service. If it was meant to be, they won’t be satisfied by anyone else. If not, they had a good time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122517
>Posting Ameri-shit cartoon FotM Tumblr-trash
Fuck off discord-Reddit scum and stop spamming mermaids, too! Seriously, Bollocks, stop it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122533
Gotta keep the Order-gals from defecting

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122511
>Put it inside her
>"Hang on a minute.. somethin ain't right"

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122544
You forgot Alps, /monster/, r9k, giorgi, spanking, and futas siths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122580
>”Did I leave the oven on?”

But seriously, it would be more like “this is inhumanly good”

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122535
The Japanese are human too you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122544
>>20122590
Fuck off retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122590
>giorgi

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122533
A competent pimp with some muscle would be able to overcome those obstacles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122622
Gregory? Georgy? Giorno? That guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122580
"It feels so good... too good!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122533
>>20122630
"Prostitution" in the MGE world is just a fancy word for "dating service".

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122634
It's Grigori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122639
Fuck off you hairy strumpet, it’s only Tuesday. Im not crushed by the weight of the world enough yet to enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122684
I don’t get it. Is she being de-graped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122693
I hope so, there needs to be a reversal process so they can be good again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122684
Stop posting this shit-tier art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122699
>There's a process to reverse it
>Pharaoh develops a fetish for being constantly corrupted and purified

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122752
Clearly the solution is bondage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121283

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122752
>Apophis drags a panting Pharaoh in front of the Anubis vizier, who sighs and rolls her eyes
>"Again?"
>"Look, I don't want this any more than you do. The first time was a victory, but now it's just... I don't want to be part of her fetish"
>Meanwhile, the queen is drooling from above and below, muttering to herself
>"A-ah... mistress, poison me, break me goooood-"
>"Just so I have to purge you again?!" snarls the Anubis
>"OH GOD YES! That's the best part, goodness I am such a naughty ruler~~ punish me doggy~~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121330
>What’s your favorite non-Monstergirl fetish?
cumming on the body. I don't know why, but to me it's just really hot to do.
>And your favorite Monstergirl?
Hard to really say, but probably Anubis as the idea that she'll become a very obedient bitch when you dick her sounds great.

[Anonymous No.]

How extreme would a Cursed Hellhound be?

[Anonymous No.]

Cute schoolgirl lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

Two millenniums ago, there was a war. Between the human world and the other... the Underworld. But somebody from the Underworld woke up to justice, and stood up against this legion, alone.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a dark mage that dresses like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122790
Sounds like the greatest kind of play to do with your Pharaoh and Apophis wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122810
Good for them. But there are more important matters, like what kind of panties should my monswife wear today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122810
Autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122846
That's very hard to decide if you have a loli monster, since they look good in everything.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that opening up to a monster girl is just asking for heartbreak. It's better to just pump and dump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121330
>What’s your favorite non-Monstergirl fetish?
cannibalism
>And your favorite Monstergirl?
Amazon

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122878
I'm surprised its not a slime.
You could actually do that fetish and not be a terrible person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121330
>What’s your favorite non-Monstergirl fetish?
TG
>And your favorite Monstergirl?
Jabberwock

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122874
What are you trying to do here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122906
I'd eat slime jelly, but maybe not any bits that have faces on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122878
>>20122931
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122947
>Hey honey, whats for dinner?
>Slime wife serves you her arm on a plate.

I hope you like blue raspberry/cherry/grape/sour apple depending on the girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121823
Should I kiss her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122936
Reminding anons not to get their hopes up. Showing weakness to a woman is a one way trip to NTR

[Anonymous No.]

Stop replying to the obvious troll.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to listen to artfairy-san, she's quite wise
THIN YOUR PAINTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122980
I will buy an art fairy two light jackets as a gift
That way she can have two thin coats

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122993
You'd have a disgusted art fairy looking at you but it would be well worth it for that joke.

Well-done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122973
That's not how MGE girls work, or girls in general for that matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123007
>girls in general for that matter.
Oh you sweet summer child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123007
IRL girls dont want a man who seems weak. You can slowly show them to her and hope she is decent enough to not hold them against you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123014
Ever consider you're just making poor choices in the women you associate with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123045
"Opening up" does not need to equal looking weak.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that cheshire-chan can have as big a breasts as she wants.
She floats and teleports, not need for walking or standing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123055
Ever consider that you're desperately trying to justify the bad habits of women?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123062
For most of the pathetic people on this website "opening up" means exactly that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122874
>>20122973
>>20123014
>>20123069
Monster girls are not 3DPD you double faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122839
I want to be the bread in this peanut butter and grape sandwich

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123062
It does, anon. It shows you're weak and have poor control of your emotions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123062
Right, I never said it does. All I am saying is if you make yourself seem weak and miserable IRL chances are a girl isn't going to want to deal with you. Unlike in monstergirlworld where we have multiple girls who are all about that in a guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123075
Bet their cosplayers trying to sucker more retards into giving them twenty dollars for shitty nudes with a costume that cost them ten bucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123077
Playing both sides of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122846
Shimapan and simple lacey are always good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123099
NOBODY LOVES YOU ILIAS

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123094
>if you make yourself seem weak and miserable IRL chances are a girl isn't going to want to deal with you.

Well that's true of people in general. Nobody wants to be around depressing people who refuse help in favor of wallowing in self pity.

Maybe I'm just more well-adjusted than the sorts of people you are talking to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122672
>"For you, the day Anon graced your brothel was the most important moment of your life. For him it was Tuesday."

[Anonymous No.]

>all these faggots talking shit about "appearing weak"
I hope you know monster girls would never be interested in an edgelord like you.

[Anonymous No.]

First he brings up one night stands, then NTR, now is going full r9k about 3DPD. Stop replying to the obvious troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123137
The edgelord monsters would.
Something for everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123147
Sorry anon but you're wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123137
>he doesn't have an edgefu

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123124
I hope you don't think I was trying to attack you or anything anon. I was just stating my experience with IRL girls. Im not the anon who is advocating for the repression of male emotions.

[Anonymous No.]

What would be some good couples costumes for you and your monster girl waifu?

>You dress up as the monster she’s based off of and she dresses up in your usual clothes
>Dress up as Order knights and Paladins

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119270
My waifu would probably run on all fours with my pup in the woods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123157
>repression of male emotions.
That's normal, anon. Men aren't supposed to be blubbering babies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122839
Ah, a man of culture I see. Truly the best MG pairing out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123162
Is "sexy nurse" really a Halloween costume?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123116
Rude

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123162
Zombies dressed up as humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123177
Indeed. I'd like to spend some time corrupting and uncorrupting the Pharaoh with my Apophis, while occasionally 'purifying' and 'unpurifying' the Apophis alongside my godqueen as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123190

[Anonymous No.]

Heavily pregnant echidnas

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117855
Now

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that bitter virgins and other kinds of losers would get treated like the scum they are by monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123206
>>20123190
So the morale of the story is, look both ways before crossing the street?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122646
context of the picture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123210
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123220
They just need some healing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123250
They will get nothing except scorn and taunting. Just like racists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123242
They’re going to have to raise taxes to support the empire and they feel bad.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't reply
I swear to god if you reply

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123250
Don't reply, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123254
But I thought that monster girls were based and redpilled honorary Aryans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123266
DIDN'T I JUST SAY NOT TO REPLY

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123173
>Pet dog brings its leash over in its mouth
>Waifu brings her own leash over in the same fashion and sits next to it, both their tails wagging excitedly

[Anonymous No.]

Question: Is this a Pharaoh or a Vampire?
Follow-up Question: Does it really matter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123271
>implying you're the boss of anyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123256
THE NATION CALLS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dijcmvJYyv4

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123276
It's a pillar babe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123266
They're not. They view racists and sexists with the same contempt everyone else does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123276
If it is a pharaoh, that’s a really cool Duel Disk

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123271
But anon, now you're the reply

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122646
>It's Grigori.
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123294
Ah to be young again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123276
Skeleton

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123294
Imagine the most gritty doomsday fantasy you have, now try to wallpaper MGE over it. That’s his fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122646
Only thing I can think of Grigorii are bunch of autistic angels from Book of Enoch spawning giant human-angel rapebabies.
Who is he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123316
iirc he wrote mge torture porn then sent it to KC

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123316
Whenever I read the name I always think of the Russian guy from HL2
>tfw no "flock" of zombie girls

[Anonymous No.]

I want a loli Familiar to sit on my face!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123294
He wrote about a pregnant monstergirl getting stabbed in the stomach.
Also shitters still like to post his trash commissions here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123335
I want a loli familiar to sit in my lap so I can scratch her ears.
Her having the fattest of bottoms would be fantastic too

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123335
I want to play with a loli Familiar's paws!

[Anonymous No.]

How’s it going boyos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123281
>>20123289
>>20123302
Follow-up to the follow-up Question: Does it matter what she is as long as she's a cute brown girl?

[Anonymous No.]

Do not open this

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123362
>liking shitskins

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123335
>being a pedophile

[Anonymous No.]

It's been three days already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123362
Yes
I hate brown

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123276
That is a shitskin

[Anonymous No.]

Godammit

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123381
Evidently.
They also seem to not understand the beauty of familiars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123385
Racists deserve to be raped by brown monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123381
Almost exactly. Pretty pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123392
Familiars deserve pic related
>>20123395
Brown monsters deserve the rope

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123395
That's like saying most people here deserve to be raped by siths, retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123357
I want a familiars paws to play with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123395
By muscled brown oni, in fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123266
>>20123284
I want /monster/fags to leave.
>>20123294
Your standard /tg/ HFYnigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123395
Wouldn't that just make their racism worse by confirming their prejudices?

[Anonymous No.]

Either this is a den of hypocrisy or the troll's really let himself go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123364
>>/jp/image/amFKzcwntKV-NjMy2w9PlA
A mod is behind this, aren't they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123395
>H-hey Pharaoh! Your kingdom sure has a lot of sand! What a blunder. Yeah, take that!
Would that work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123407
Yeah but like 1/5 the thread is closet furries who spoilerpost about how much they want to shag the Siths whenever confession poster shows up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123416
Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123414
The latter.
Guy pops up every now and then, shitposts, and then gets a ban.

Probably an anal-pained /jp/ native thats still mad about the thread moving here, knocking out one of their many, many slow 2hu threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123419
Fuck off you falseflagging nigger faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123424
I'd say it's the perpetually pained /tg/ anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123433
Do people in these threads actually think that all /tg/ users are HFY edgelords or is it just a generalization/buzzword? It seems really unreasonable to blame an entire board population on a few posters

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123420
But for what purpose?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123441
/a/ 2.0

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123440
Their threads make it really hard to see it otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123440
Find a post that proves otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123448
I don't touch those threads, and it seems like most of the rest of the board hates them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123424
I do wish the idol threads weren't a thing. It's annoying to have to hide over 100 threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123440
Biggest issue is that /tg/ is trying to make a porn setting not a porn setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123449
I am an infrequent user of /tg/ threads (I just like to paint models) who really hates violent stuff in regards to monstergirls. Even in video games I autistically try to avoid killing them.
>>20123458
Yeah, pretty much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123441
Crashing this plane. With no survivorsh!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123463
But you can't have serious scenarios without death and violence!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123340
>He wrote about a pregnant monstergirl getting stabbed in the stomach.
And HFYniggers say WE'RE the sick people?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123470
I just hope that they're teenagers that'll grow out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think monster girls have to worry about losing their hair? Not like balding or thinning, but just loose hairs that naturally detach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123476
The tree of human liberty's gotta be littered with the blood of monster spawn.

[Anonymous No.]

What if you got a threatening video message from a monster girl, claiming that "your virginity is her business"? I'm sorry, I had to do it after seeing that image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123487
A Kej might.

[Pickle No.]

Pickle

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123493
Point her in the direction of the one who stole it.

[Pickle No.]

[Pickle No.]

[Pickle No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123487
For all its magic I think we can assume monsters in the MGE world still have to deal with some aspects of having organic bodies, including the loss and replacement of hair.

That said, mana manipulation probably makes hair care a lot easier. Same for shedding. Maybe a inari sheds heavily at times, but she can just levitate all the hairs on the couch and then throw them away or just disintegrate them with fox fire.

[Anonymous No.]

It’s one week until Halloween. Are you prepared?

[Pickle No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123517
>just disintegrate them with fox fire.
>the whole house smells like burnt fox hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123294
put simply, the prime example of "HFY autism"
he made a story based on the game "hatred" and managed to make it edgier. and when you manage to out edge that game you have problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123517
Christ imagine a shedding yeti hugging people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123476
Monster trash aren't people. We need to slaughter them like animals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123493
Hire a private investigator to track down the villain behind this barefaced threat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123523
What would your waifu dress up as?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123487
Beastgirls probably have to worry about it in terms of shedding.
Transitions between winter and summer coats will be messy without proper brushing routines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123525
These are the lessons they get out of the way in college with their tanuki roommate who subsequently dislikes foxes.
>"I bought us a lint roller, you dumb bitch!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123531
>I could have sworn my jacket was black...

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123523
Is it cheating for a zombie to go as a zombie?
Or a ghost as a ghost?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123487
I'd like a bunyip self conscious about the lint roller I use.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>20123517
>>20123487
>>20123539
Harpies/bird-types probably get the worst of it.
Fur is easily collected in a brush, but feathers just end up cluttering everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123419
>>20123427
He isn't wrong, salt golem-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

This looks like a nice place to go walking with a troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123539
Would Undead Beastmen be affected by hair loss?

[Pickle No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123538
Midna, probably, since I stole some shit from her for my custom snekfu anyway

The tall one, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123560
Differently Alive™ so yes. They grow hair like normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123551
Maybe, but contrary to what some anime and such show (where basically every time a feathered character takes off they leave feathers behind), birds don't normally lose substantial numbers feathers at any given time (at least compared to a shedding mammal), especially flight feathers.

[Pickle No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123554
Furfag falseflaggers means nothing you samefagging nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

So are the mods asleep or something? I can't recall the last time we had so many blatant off topic posts and images for such a length of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123574
Mods are 100% part of this. It's so fucking obvious now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123574
That would imply they'd be able to do anything lasting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123574
A mod is behind this obviously

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123574
>>20123581
>>20123586
>mods
Where do you think wee are

[Pickle No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123590
Stop pretending to be retarded in your attempt to justify your shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123538
This Demon's outfit continues to drive me crazy.

[Pickle No.]

[Pickle No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123598
Mods don't deal with shit like this, it's not their job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123599
The demon is also pretty nice.

[Pickle No.]

[Pickle No.]

[Pickle No.]

[Pickle No.]

[Pickle No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Just make an autistic discord already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123490
>>20123532

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123643
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123643
Discordniggers need to be euthanized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123616
>店員ちゃん
I wonder where she works

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123649
>>20123652
I'd join Alpanon's discord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123646

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123657
I don't care, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123653
Law firm most likely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123663
You forgot to fill out the name option Pickle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123667
>falseflagging
Go back to your discord you spamming faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

I just came back from a depressed nap and somehow a pickle burns down the entire thread? Why can't faggots just leave us alone? It's not even like we're that big of a community.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123676
Not small enough, in the eyes of some. Then again, that would imply some sort of reason or logic behind something so illogical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123676
Probably that butthurt guy who keeps trying to get us pushed to /trash/

R&I and fucking murder anyone who says the mods won't listen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123676
I saw it in other threads, though

[Pickle !!dU6LPikDT2z No.]

>>20123667
That nigga ain't me. I ain't tryna shitpost or nothing. I just wanna share my love for pickles bruh

[Anonymous No.]

>/tg/ is a gud board that dindu nuttin
>seconds after that some spamming faggot starts shitting up the thread
Hrm, it's almost like they're related somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123691
So is he just ban evading or are mods just this damn lazy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123697
>Someone put in effort to troll
Or
>Mods are lazy

Take a guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123697
A little from column A, a little from column B.

[Pickle !!dU6LPikDT2z No.]

>>20123695
I dont give two fucks about /tg/. I just love me some pickles. Cucumbers and zucchinis are cool too

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123676
Ignore it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123418
Lame. Given the amount of time your face will be in her ass, you should make your racist remark a good one. Maybe something involving camel screwing or pointy shoes.

>The Pharaoh glances in my direction. Now's my chance, just one good insult and I'll be disciplined and taken as her concubine!

>"Fuck you honkey. You killed Jesus. Desert Mexicans taking our jobs. Pick my cotton.", I yell. The combination of the sudden high pitch of my manly voice and its barely audible volume seems to throw her off. But only for a moment. Her head barely inclines towards the adjacent Anubis, and their lips move inaudibly. I think someone mutters "Jesus" in a questioning tone.


What happens next? Round robin. Or y'know fuck with pickle dick over there. Probably a mod screwing around. There's a simple way to tell. I'd rather see a round robin, than think on the matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123714
>just let the shitposters thrive lmao

[Anonymous No.]

MODS = GODS

So that ye may believe!

[Anonymous No.]

Finally, fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123729
inb4 return of the pickle

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123729
>gods
Fuck that, they took way too long and he'll be back in less than a week doing the exact same shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123725
Giving them attention is utterly pointless and is the reason they do what they do. They'll fuck off on their own if their posts get no replies and cause no stir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123739
Don't like it? Hunt and garrote the cretins yourself, because that's your only way you'll be rid of this since, y'know, leaving the thread is not an option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116406
>>20122137
>He wasn't a knight.
>He wasn't even a swordsman. He was a shopkeep, destined to inherit his mother's general store down the line.
>He was never meant to fight, he never had any intention TO fight, but they had overwhelmed the village far too quickly, and now here he was, the only able-bodied man left.
>A simple shopkeep facing down a crowd of monsters.
>"Hey hey, the little boy thinks himself a hero."
>"I call dibs."
>Feminine laughter filled the air.
>Everything hurt. His limbs were screaming for him to stop. His stomach twisted painfully every time he took in a breath.
>His very willpower was being stolen by their gleaming weapons.
>No one would hate him if he threw down his weapon and fled. No one would be disappointed in him if he fell here.
>As he took yet another lazy backhand that sent him reeling, he could see them.
>His mother, his brother, his best friend Johnny with his wife Susan holding the baby he was the godfather of, the old blacksmith who forged the very sword he held, the twins who vandalized his shop two days prior, and the little girl who sold flowers to help her parents.
>All huddled around the windows of the most fortified building in the village, despair clear in their faces.
>Absolutely none of them would hate him if he surrendered. But he would.

"I know I can't stop you."
>The jeers resumed.
"I'm no knight, I'm not even a swordsman. This is the first time I've truly held a sword in my life."
>They were advancing now.
>He re-entered his piss poor example of a sword stance.
"But none of that matters to me! You will not touch them!"
>He charged, sword held between both hands now.

>They had stopped laughing long ago. They had thought him a fool seeking glory, or a horny traitor seeking early claim as a husband by one of the stunningly beautiful invaders.
>Both were things they had long since become accustomed to seeing.
>But with the fortified home searched, they finally saw what his true intentions had been.
>And so they could only stand in silent admiration for the boy who fought so hard against them.
>Where trained knights and soldiers had crumbled and fled, he, a lowly shopkeep, had stood firm and faced an army for those he cared most for.
>"I.. I think I love him." One Lizarman, a girl of around twenty, breathed out.
>A heavily scarred and muscled Red Oni dashed forth from their ranks, snatched up the unconscious shopkeep, and bolted off into the night.
>"Vicky you traitor!" The cries of despair from the too-slow-to-react Lizardman echoed across the decimated village, though the newly forming couples, and monsterized old couples in the case of Johhny and Susan, never noticed.
>"To be fair Annabelle, she did call dibs."

[Pickle No.]

Modz r gay to be frank

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123657
What a random thing to say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123808
Not random, merely whimsical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123820
I see, so it's like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123828
What's she waiting for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123835
Pilgrims?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123835
A scripted event.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123835
Someone to finally show up to the shrine, as every single person left her village when they found out she was a real Fox Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123848
Wouldn't that be a point in her favor though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123835
Anon to come home from the big city. She knows its no place for him, but has the patience to let him figure that out for himself rather than try to dissuade him. Anon is hard headed y'know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123851
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123842
For Alpanon to finish up some old stuff. Just kidding. She's probably not waiting for anything, I assume rural Not!Japan is as boring as expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123748
Is having the spirit and heart for it enough for Warrior MGs?
Even if you're so bad it makes lizardmen cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123856
The city has a habit of swallowing up the innocent and naive. I doubt that she'll be seeing him in the movies any time soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123861
What's with this sudden obsession with that old faggot? And what old stuff were you referring to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123862
>Warrior MG comes across a man that has the spirit and the heart of a warrior.
>Problem is he's never held a weapon in his life.

I can see that causing some problems, but I can also see the warrior mg deciding to train him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122368
Gotta keep the place clean anon
all that cum would piss off the kikis

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna eat ropu's panties

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123556
Was this used in a horror game or what? Why the "inconspicuous" title?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123881
Cloth is not very edible.

>>20123883
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapeseed

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123870
I only mentioned him once, and I like his writing. Especially the interlinked stories that share several cast members, but have different adventures throughout. That's hard as hell to do, especially with contemplative sort of characters.

>>20123862
Dunno. I'm gonna go with "ambush her with a rabbit-punch and follow up with a boot to the face" for $300

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123881
>implying she usually wears those

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123893
>hard as hell to do
If you say so. But the real question here is which stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123890
Is that all? Phew. I was legitimately getting a menacing vibe from it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123900
I want an Anubis to teach me how to play Civ correctly. I found my old box and disk for Civ3. Not even any edition of it, just the initial release.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123910
Dont know how that quote got there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123910
Civ4 is of course the superior choice, and Alpha Centauri superior to even that. Expand whenever you can, wherever you can, but never expand more than your troops can hold. This is the crucial point!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122317
>Touring Selene's mansion instead of fighting in the arena
>All sorts of normal mantion stuff along with various nick-nacks from the demon realms
>warriors are dotted around the place, either talking with one another, cleaning weapons to fight or getting a bit frisky with their wives/husbands
>anon has no buisness going to the fuck rooms, so he doesn't go there
>End up at the armoury and forge
>like the look of a fancy looking spear
>Just when youre about to leave, A kiki stops you.
>"Mr. anon, its time for your fight.
>Before you know it the same spear you looked at earlier is in your hands and you're facing down a lizardgirl that's dual wielding axes
one way or another, you'll fight at the mansion

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123918
But I'm a pacifist!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123916
Oh yeah. Now I'm remembering why I never got into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123916
What if I expand more than her womanhood can hold?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123899
Yeah, I do. I've only managed that sort of thing to a small degree. It's kind of like code, really. Once the 'kernel' of a large setting is stable, things become easier. Making a kernel stable enough to spawn stories is a bit of a bitch, though.

I'd have to say either Vertex or Andrea. There's enough common cast members that reading either one gives the other a sense of momentum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123918
That's why you don't go near her glorified brothel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123929
I think Selene should just corrupt a girl into a hinezumi
that way she can just set you on fire and you would have the will power to get in the ring and try to fight someone

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123933
You seem to be laboring under a misunderstanding, let me tell you a tale from the past, dating all the way back to when these threads were on /a/
Andrea the Alp was the first story Alpanon wrote, hence the name shared between writer and story. He fucked it up with autism and people hated it, he threw a bitchfit and deleted it. The reason Vertex shares characters with it is because the lazy hack recycled ideas into a different story
And now you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123934
Selene may have been written by an angry black man, but she is still a lilim
what else was the mansion going to be if not a brothel/arena that leads to a brothel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123939
You can't fight with will alone, he'd get creamed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123959
Even the most untrained billy bob could get lucky
Imagina a guy on all sorts of berzerker enhancements, sure he hasn't trained but you could get a situation where his opponent cant read his moments because theres no rhyme or reason to it other than desperation

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123916
What would a monster girl SMAC be like? What factions would have what kinds of monster girls?

And what would a monster girl mind worm be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123985
Would ripping of your underwear and goring for an elaborate cockslap count as a desperation move?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123989
>what would a monster girl mind worm be like?
Clingy. Also
>Lal is an Anubis
>Miriam is the representative of every frustrated human woman
>Morgan is a Tanuki
>Santiago is a Salamander
>Zakhrarov is a Lich
>Yang is an Ant Queen or something
>Deidre is a Dryad
Don't know about the Alien Crossfire factions though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123940
Fair enough. Here's a good point or two, though. 1)Autism is intrinsic to humans, the major point of life is not to devolve into a REE-ing chucklefuck. Such as we were when we came into the world. Any distance away from descending back into that direction is relatively good in a "philosophically large" sense. 2)The process used by an artist doesn't dictate the value of work, and hardly limits it in this sort of medium. Efficiency is a virtue, hell if I know why anyone begrudges another the ability to form variations. As an instrumentalist, I recognize that theme and variation are essential to all arts, not just music. 3)Two works that basically stand on their own, yet can be fit together is foundation of counterpoint. I'm pleased to see it occur in other arts, especially those in which I dabble. 4)As to the self-insertion bit, that's used nonsensically in most contexts. The very nature of the setting makes this obvious, as it produces such a large degree of distortion in mapping between (author life) to (literary setting) that few true remains of (author life) stay recognizable. Or perhaps I am mistaken, and Alpanon has horns, while Asimov ticked along with a logic circuit in his chest. Am I? Perhaps he shares common traits with some of his characters, perhaps not. Shall I begrudge another for putting themselves into their work? 5)The only real concern is to what degree of comfort the artist has with sharing the few fragments that show elements of themselves. 6)My words are true, as you can clearly see their value. In this, unlike writing, my art extends beyond yours. Criticism that holds no critique is of no value to an artist. Such things are less than the howling wind.Yes, I believe that I know more than some might expect, Now perhaps others will as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20124030
Dude what the hell are you smoking. I'm trying to explain to you that you're not talking about two interconnected stories but one story that was ended and another that recycled the content of the first one. The events of one don't exist in tandem with the other like some capeshit crossover. And what self-insertion bit? What the hell. Take this art fairy and go do things to it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cook a big tasty dinner with my Kobold waifu and Kobold daughteru! We'd all help cook and just enjoy each others' company, not to mention enjoying the delicious meal we'd make!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20123918
Makes me wonder what happens if you challenge a mansion kiki to a fight

[Anonymous No.]

>>20124030
Lay off the Kesarans dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20124046
I get that. Perhaps we're remembering things differently? Pretty sure those were some good points, I made. Art + Fairy = Y.

>>20124046
>Kesarans
Pff, nah, I've got a bit of class. I'll have you know that I don't smoke those a single moment before several hours ago. You might as well accuse me of wearing white on Arbor Day. Or whenever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20124115
>Perhaps we're remembering things differently
Remembering what differently? What are you remembering?

[Anonymous No.]

(5e) Can I get some help understand when I should be making my players do a meditation check? The skill description is pretty vague.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20124122
Major plot variances between the two works are what I remember. The key for my metaphor: Each story stands in for a single voice. Recall my mention of counterpoint? Now suddenly, it will be made relevant.

There are places where the stream of each voice reaches near parity, like snapshots of the same events -- but from the view of different characters. It puts me in mind of the fugue form in classical music. Two different voices flowing at differing harmonic ranges, each maintaining a common proportion. As if of itself, new possibility flow from the intermingling. Novel variations spring forth as if of their own accord, spawned by interaction.

An' evermore, the possibility of adding a new voice grows even stronger and easier. The average musician arranges in four voices, that's a chunking method that the brain can easily parse.

These areas of parallelism also occur at near but distinct temporal points, like a the canon form. Two voices on the same subject, yet each distinct in time, trailing and weaving as they form a harmonic ripple.

That's what I remember. How about you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20124152
I remember dropping a story and then using characters from that to tell a different story. I have no idea what kind of drugs you're taking but please stop, users are losers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20124158
That is exactly an analogue or equivalence of one of the musical composition techniques I outlined. Were the characters consistent in themselves, across both stories? Yes, then the voices share a common key. They can blend yet remain distinct. Oh wait. They can't blend and be distinct unless each tells a different story. HMM.

Oh I'm sorry, what was you said? That I'm right, awesome, and any hypothetical drugs I'm taking are also awesome, but not quite as much as I am? Was that it?

[Anonymous No.]

If you're blue and don't know where to go why don't you go where fashion sits
Putting on the Ritz!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20124158
There’s a good reason why all the “dude weed”s I knew either stopped doing it so much or lost most of their friends.
At least the one alcoholic managed to kick it before he isolated himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20124178
Here's the schedule sane people follow: Logic first. Character assassination later, friendo. Two steps, you can do it! You gotta manage both of them for it to count, li' buddy. There's several sane people algorithms with more steps, but we'll help you work your way up to it, champ!

[Anonymous No.]

Does this Dhampir have major issues or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20124345
I want her to grind me under her inquisitorial boot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20124347
Same desu senpai

[Anonymous No.]

>Light-skinned hellhounds

[Anonymous No.]

How the hell would MGE Mamono even stand let alone tolerate and handle those humans from the Earth place that is Arahbee-Ah, or also known as "The Middle East?"

Because my goodness, I've been there and seen all the horrific and terrible things they do. They outlaw music, drinking booze, outlaw and consider art as a bad thing AND they treat their women horribly.

As in, they force their women to cover up all while treating their women like slaves! Arahbee-Ah/"The Middle East" is worse than how the Order behaves! Worse than Pre-Monsterization Lescatie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20124345
Her major issue is that she’s not married and pregnant yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOmKuH6WMNQ

Born
Into a pack
There's no choice
But take orders to rape men

Locked up in my lust
I make love
But the lust still remains

Not content to stop fucking now
Being led by my decadence
Got to plan more love making
Time to fuck my man real hard!

Bringing out my virility
Nothing ventured -- nothing gained
I'm his master and wife now

Bearing the mark of my hickeys
Shedding cum underneath the stars
My man and I love each other!

Oooooooo
Oooooooo

Hear me howl

Time to tell everyone
I have human husband now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20124382
That girl ain't right

[Anonymous No.]

>>20124345
>still posting this fucking man-faced /tg/ trash
Fuck off you shitposting faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20124439
Real talk here, do you consider it your duty to type "fuck off" several times a day?
Not that I don't appreciate your existence, but at this point it's like a dog barking at every car and jogger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20124452
Stop trying to deflect you /tg/ shitposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20124469
you forgot to add the fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

Shh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20124486
Consuming that much sodium cant be healthy

[Anonymous No.]

>>20124507
Are you saying she's... salty?

[Anonymous No.]

Man, I go read a book for a couple hours, and then this junk. Same ol' Interchins.

>>20124345
Meh. Low hanging fruit.
>>20124373
Nice bait. Things are more of a melange than you'd think. Ambivalence conditions are the mainstay everywhere. Iran, as an instance, has a solid sound organ donor program, and guaranteed (and actual) constitutional representation of Christians, Jews, Zoroastrians etc. The last group are generally (wrongly) seen as fire-worshipers. In an Islamic country.

On the other hand: no cheap and legal mind altering green oils, a secret police way too interested in convicting teenagers of public kissing, and standing execution orders against relatives. No hyperbole, that's actual SOP for citizens who join a foreign military.

>>20124382
I probably didn't get around playing that one. The last one I messed with involved a mech fight. Can't recall the names.

The lyrics are a bit odd, but converting lyrics into to a melody is nearly habitual, after a point. It'd give more sonic variety if split into two voices that coincided. The timing would be a bit weird though.

>>20124452
^5. Hah.

>>20124486
Looks like a good idea. Catch ya later, Interbutts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20124395
Cows are such lovely and simple creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20124593
That they are.
Cute, strong, and just a desire to be milked.
I want one that has a motherly disposition and a STRONG fetish for breastfeeding the other girls in the harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20124598
That is highly lewd anon, amd now I want it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20124598
Didn’t you already make this exact post down to the superfluous spoilers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20124598
I want a gentle one that tries to get herself milked by me all the time even if she has to resort to gentle threatning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20124651
Yes I did.

>>20124649
Watching the kiki trying to argue that she should 'wait till the cleaning is done' while hoisted over the holsts shoulder would be fun.

>>20124661
That's nice as well.

[Anonymous No.]

Is seaweed good for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20124740
Yes, it’s good for the heart and back

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20124801
Brown is good but is it a cat? A dog? I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20124810
Looks like a wolfu variety to me.

[Anonymous No.]

Real dead hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20124958
It can't be helped, an experiment resulted in an overabundance of endowment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20124964

[Anonymous No.]

>>20124810
The easiest way to tell the difference I think is the tail. Cat girls are rarely drawn with fluffy tails, normally its a thin, short-furred tail.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

So given the chimaera's pauldrons are part of her body (and judging from the extra art, the dragon and goat eyes on it can move to look at things), I'm wondering if one would appreciate trying to massage the things, or if simply stroking them would be better.

On another note, if all those eyes are functional it must make her pretty much impossible to sneak up on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20124964
Please, that’s nowhere near an over abundance

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that best wives are 50% daughteru, and vice versa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125085
This anon knows what's up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20124964
Silly Lich-chan
That’s why you test on ghouls, zombies, and skellies first!

[Anonymous No.]

>More than a month since the last new species
Kuso.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125046
I want to know why she would think having clothes that restrict her arms to her sides is a good idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125124
KUYASHI

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125124
The best species have already been made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20124964
This is unrealistic, a true oppai loli Lich would take pride in her milkers. Or at least as well as a kuudere can express it anyways.
This makes me wonder if aspects from Sabbath branches can be merged for members versed in multiple subjects.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20124382
Hellhounds attract the worst autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125126
That's the thing, they aren't clothes. The dragon and goat heads are literally part of her arms.

If you mean those transparent blue and red things that link the heads to her bikini armor, I'm pretty sure those can stretch or detach at will. They shouldn't restrict her arms to her sides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125129
At this point she's asking to be lovingly impregnated and turned into a happy wife/mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125128
SHUT THE FUCK UP KAIJI

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125124
Well hopefully the longer we go without the more likely it is we'll get a new one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125138
True, no need for more when we have Vampires

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122266
That’s what rear view mirrors are for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125191
Flattery will get you everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20124382
I prefer the idea of this but a hellhound: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUiTEob4Kzg

[Anonymous No.]

>>20124995
>>A Moogician blocks your path!
>>What will you do?
>Fight
>Sexy Fight
>Submit
>Flee

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125287
DANCE OFF BRO

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125175
>Be (You), at home
>Crippled by student debt
>Some shady looking tanuki shows up escorted by oni guards
>She offers you a once-in-a-lifetime chance to make all that debt disapppear
Are you interested? You better decide quickly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125046
This is honestly just an awful design

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125299
Does it involve tail fluffing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125299
I take it!

[Anonymous No.]

You didn’t hear it from me, but my dear Hatter wife secretly loves deep backrubs while she’s waking up in the morning. But that’s just hearsay!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125299
There's no way I can lose!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125299
>Trading one debt for another
Yeah, right. If it weren't for the fact that she probably isn't actually giving me a choice, I'd turn it down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20124172
But I prefer Tollhouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125300
To you its an awful design, I think it depends a lot on just how it works vs. how we may assume it works. It'd be helpful if we got to see KC draw her in some other poses, but unfortunately the one extra art we have is too zoomed in to learn much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125357
How could there even be other poses? The horns restrict most arm movement, not to mention the fact that the heads are for some reason connected to her underwear

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125148
Is this supposed to be what he sees as he’s waking up, or as he’s going unconscious?

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of clothes does your monster waifu wear anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125299
Is it actual relief, forgiveness, or just consolidation?

[Anonymous No.]

Shy demons are for _____

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125299
>arrive at a sketchy looking pier
>a magnificent yacht is moored there
>board it, expecting a bloody gamble for life and death
>instead, you are led to a posh room with sea views and a very large bed
>the shady looking tanuki is there, wearing a negligee
>"p-please be gentle"
Fucking tanukis man, I just wanted to gamble

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125299
>blowing money on a shitty useless degree
There are bound to be other methods of getting a clingy sugar mommy Tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125375
I don’t know what kind of top, but it’s mostly skirts on the bottom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125375
Overalls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125383
Well sure, just go to any bank and ask for a loan with 400% APR, a CC tanuki will be with you shortly with the loan papers and a marriage certificate

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125380
You can play Russian Roulette with prisoner fruit shots with her after. The trick is that they all actually contain partner fruit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125365
The horns could get in the way, yes, but not as much as you might think. Keep in mind the horned heads are attached/grow out near her elbows, giving her a bit more space.

As for those transparent attachments to her underwear, I already covered that. They could easily stretch or be detachable. Heck, they may just be made of mana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125380
Challenge her to Restricted RPS already!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125375
Kimonos or more casual clothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125375
Black leather and dark-painted armor at work, nothing at home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125375
Fuck off with your spammy waifu questionnaires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125375
My Night Gaunt wife wears my latex slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125375
Too big shirts and panties while at home for one, Jeans and simple T-shirts for the other

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125380
As you wish
>"Psych!"
>You get onboard the ship and find yourself amongst other fat, ugly, stinking losers and NEETS like yourself
>You are all stripped down and told that you will engage in a life or death gamble
>This is no doubt for the amusement of the Mofufu Group higher-ups

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125458
Well shit
Can I still have the tanuki if I win?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125458
Now this is more like it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125470
You may meet again if she's assigned to collect on any debts incurred that night and maybe, just maybe she'll take an interest in you after seeing you go through hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125375
For work, something classy yet casual like a nice blouse and a pencil skirt, plus a lab coat. For at home, she prefers just a loose t-shirt so she can flash her boobs at me whenever she feels like it, and panties or sweatpants/yoga pants if it's cold. She definitely prefers plain, solid colors to fancy patterns.

Plus there's the latex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125375
Well technically, she forms them herself, but only the most posh and noble fashions grace her tempting frame!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125085
What species of daughteru is best for this sort of thing?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125657
Demons and anubi, clearly.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to kidnap and tie up a little lolinubis, then let my Apophis waifu grape the heck out of her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125736
Not her heck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125377
Cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125736
>"Oh honey, you got me a puppy! How sweet!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125736
Grape? More like pamper!
She’s going to be training that schedule pup on how to organize her evil invasion plan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125664
>Posting digimon
Well, technically some of them are [monster+girl]s

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125788
This thread has always been digimon friendly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125788
>>20125855
Do they really trust these things with ten year olds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20116847
Your writing sucks. Consider KYS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125872
To be fair, we would probably be less responsible with them

[Anonymous No.]

Sure is dead in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125965
I want to see a MG roulette for a dragon zombie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125893
>loli bunyip's first shitpost

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125893
Who hurt you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125872
Why shouldn't they?

[Anonymous No.]

Loli monsters are for cumming inside, especially if said loli monsters were created by you and your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125046
I love how chimeras can be a violent rapist like a hellhound or manticore during sex then lovey dovey and gentle aftersex.

[Anonymous No.]

How popular are Liches here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20125965
I’m at work and the Tanukis are watching

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126019
I'm sure they wouldn't mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126017
Very popular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126044
>all the office Tanukis giggling and pointing
>The one security organizer grumbling how they’re not all small and soft

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126001
Man this is even weirder if you know how Sakuyamon works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126082
How so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126098
In Tamers Renamon had to fuse with Ruki/Rika to make Sakuyamon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126115
Oh, OK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126017
They need more off-profile art like many other species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126115
Does it count as a threesome?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126073

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126080
God I want to use this elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126080
>>20126146
Does she not understand english?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126017
One of the most consistently popular races. They've been at hellhound and old manticore levels of popularity with none of the backlash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126169
Foreign MGs wearing t-shirts they don't know the meaning of.

[Anonymous No.]

Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126184
Anons wearing t-shirts they don't know the meaning of.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

In good news:

MGR reached their donation goal, so we can expect to see some more WG3 translations soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126207
Was hoping they would, hyped for that necromancy info.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126207
Noice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126207
I want to lead Ropu around completely naked on a clit leash!

[Anonymous No.]

>cold and windy day
I bet the Ryu and the Ice Queen are teaming up to bully me. Help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126184

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126207
The Beast Boost makes her look more cunning than feral. It also wipes away her natural cutesy expression.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126243

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126199
>anon buys t-shirt from tanuki
>tells him the symbols mean strength
>actually translates to mofu-slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126295
She’s not wrong.
MEAT slut also covers me

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126295
Damn those fiendish foxes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126295
I want a group of Gyaru monsters to pick out clothes for me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126264
It probably also makes Shirokuto very nervous before she realizes that Ropu is just raping oniichan again.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126243
I love how lewd that waifufag became.

[Anonymous No.]

Swimsuits!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126367
It was only a matter of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126207
As someone who took part in donation I hereby forbid anyone from here to read translations until further notice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126381
Indeed.
Does that guy post his art anywhere that’s not twitter? I hate twitter’s overzealous compression.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126325
That could be dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126396
Your desire has been noted and discarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126398
He has a Tumblr account, but it's blocked to non-members due to the retarded "safe mode".

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126396
You’re not my mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126399
In what way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126402
Tumblr compresses images too and doesn't make the raw files available anymore, because some rainbowhair degenerate got asshurt about uploaded patreon content and whined to tumblr or some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>image limit is 302
Wait what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126419
Two images got submitted at exactly the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126402
Well luckily I made a disposable account just to get around that.

>>20126412
Tumblr is still better than twitter’s ludicrous jpg artifact vomit, except in the rare case where twitter actually has the larger res picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126398
Mating press Ran at the beach while Chen watches!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126199
>Pharaoh tattoos you for everyone to see in her native tongue.
>Get special treatment everywhere
>Everyone treats you better
>Girls look at you funny though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126406
You might end up in something embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126492
Like what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126505
A onesie

[Anonymous No.]

What kinda job would a manticore or griffon have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126482
>The tattoo says "Pharaoh's personal dick"

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126460
Extremely forbidden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126533
Broodmare

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126511
But why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126533
Griffons are both responsible and winged so they make good couriers.
May also end up in missionary work not the sex one dummy due to their inherent religious bent.

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/Dvd0WkU5DDE

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126554
Because it's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126571
What kind of onesie? Like an animal one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120054
Someone stick that on a google drive

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/R_Go6IHF6UA

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126533
Manticore = Bouncer
Griffon = Security guard

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126595
I would love a big, beefy manticore bouncer, although I don’t really go places that need one

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126559
>not the sex one dummy
Well obviously they would prefer to be perched securely on top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20126367
Agreed, it's nice to see lewd art getting commissioned alongside cute stuff.