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I caught a Reimu, what should I do with it?

>> No.2009372

Trashcan.

>> No.2009377

eat it.

>> No.2009378

Ketchup on her left armpit, mustard on her right.

>> No.2009386

surgically graft its armpits to your own armpits

>> No.2009390
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2009390

Let her go, as you won't get and ransom for her.

And I cannot advocate rape in this situation.

>> No.2009392

Make it wear a maid outfit and rape it.

>> No.2009430

Keep it and see if you can collect a whole set.

>> No.2009442

Tickle her until she faints.

>> No.2009456

She is my wife. Give her back.

>> No.2009463

You should keep your Pokemon in the ball you caught them in.

>> No.2009482

Post photos of her armpits.

>> No.2009483

If you catch a Reimu, you throw it back.
You'd be disrupting a very delicate ecosystem.

>> No.2009489

Release her at once, you monster.

>> No.2009493

Rape the miko

>> No.2011073

sell her on eBay

>> No.2011109

>>2009392
Today I was chatting with a girl and then she asked if I wanted to RP and I said yes and ask her to put on a maid outfit so that I can rape her, but she said I was creepy and stopped talking to me.

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2013176

I'm so good at Touhou, I can play with both my hands tied behind my back.

>> No.2013186

>>2011109
She probably wanted to RP as a non-ugly chick.

>> No.2013189

>>2011109

Did you put on your robe and wizard hat first?

>> No.2013249

[x]Tickle her armpits.

>> No.2013257

>>2009366
Same thing I tell you to do with every even vaguely female-human-shaped thing you catch.

Fuck it, then wait a while. Repeat.

>> No.2013276

Psychology time;

Some people referred to Reimu as "it" while others referred to Reimu as "her". What makes some people prefer one way over the other?

Also, I would take a moment to admire that incredible rope-work that can safely bind and completely suspend off the ground a grown female adult. Distributing the weight evenly enough to not put significant pressure on circulation... It's incredible.

>> No.2013281

>>2013276
OP said it, so people were just copying him.

>> No.2013284

>>2013281
Doesn't explain the people that called Reimu a "her". Reflexes are influenced by the subconscious, remember.

>> No.2013299

>>2013276
I called her 'it' because once a female character is tied up like that, my 'Oh, rape, time to fap' instincts kick in. In order to protect my admittedly fragile psyche, my mind automatically refers to whoever it is as an object, something to be used for sex and then... well, it actually doesn't go beyond that point, because once the raping is done, it becomes her again, and oh god a girl just got raped how could I fap to that.

>> No.2013303

Why is a good miko like her wearing such cute panties?
Is it to offset some of her bitchiness? Oh joy!

>> No.2013305

>>2013284
Because Reimu is a girl, so it would be obvious to call her that?

>> No.2013311

>>2013305
Speaking from a different perspective, it is actually more accurate to call Reimu an "it" because it is not a girl, but a series of images.

>> No.2013325

>>2013311
So why does /jp/ consider touhous to be girls?

>> No.2013340

>>2013325
I'll show you later.

>> No.2013441

give it to me

>> No.2013487

Give her to me so I can fuck those delicious thighs then pleasure her. She'll surely let me live with her in the shrine if I can make her orgasm.

>> No.2013505

>>2013276
Dude...you're fucking retarded.
That's a wooden floor.

>> No.2013511

total creeper.

>> No.2013519

>>2013311
Whatever you say, René François Ghislain Magritte.

>> No.2013528

>>2013505
Psychology time;

Actually that is a mesh of browns, ranging between dark brown (#2F1401) and light brown (#D9B287). I find it absolutely fascinating how many different shades of brown you can put into the background of a single picture... it's incredible.

>> No.2013534

>>2013528
Look at the marks, that table, that other table under her...etc...

>> No.2013560
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2013560

I got something better!

Even if you break it, it just repairs itself

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2013565

>>2013560
Can we share?

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2013577

>>2013565
NO!

>> No.2013595

>>2013276
Because its a super dooper rope.

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