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20016951 No.20016951 [Reply] [Original]

Damn guys. Is there a cure?

>> No.20016976

Impossible. I have been exclusively fapping to boobhus for seven years.

>> No.20017068
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"Vould you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!"

>> No.20017094

>>20016976
There's your problem. You've been fapping to imitation asses like a homo instead of loli pussy.

>> No.20017137

>>20016951
Get the car battery and cables

>> No.20017215
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Like ZUN said beer can cure anything.

>> No.20017475

>>20017094
Lolis are just shotas without dicks.

>> No.20017568

>>20017475
The dicks are the worst part of shotas, so that's cool.

>> No.20017699

>>20016951
Yes,go to nhentai.net.

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>>20016951

>> No.20018290

one night with kaguya and the gay should be gone

>> No.20018306

>>20016951

Why does Eirin look disappointed? Did she want to have sex with me or what.

>> No.20018413

>>20018306
She hasn't slept in fucking DAYS

>> No.20018516

>>20016951
An injection with Eirin's big syringe might be able to cure you, or not.

>> No.20024993

the one on the right is hot

LEFT I MEAN LEFT

wait

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>>20016951
Angry lesbian sex?

>> No.20025832

>>20024993
she'd keep you on a stupidly strict diet AND she will force you to do some sport activity daily.

are you sure you want the one on the left?

>> No.20025874

>>20025648
me on the right

or left

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>>20017068
Oh fuck

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>>20017699
>nhentai

>> No.20029795

>>20026716
I looked at the TF2 wiki for the first time in years yesterday (haven't played since 2015)...and the game is still horribly balanced.

>>20025832
What are Eirin's five impossible requests?

>> No.20032951

>>20028283
Accept it, the panda is dead.

>> No.20033356

>>20016951
The only cure is hardcore piston pounding with eirin!!

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>>20016951
Constantly jerking off.

>> No.20033978

>>20029795
>...and the game is still horribly balanced.
Well I'm a pub scrub so I can't say I noticed.

>> No.20035264

>>20018413
She hasn't had a good nights rest since testing out her new anti-gay physiotherapy with my penis.

>> No.20035274

>>20028283
nhentai has all the raw loli content you need. Nothing else is of any value.

>> No.20035895

>>20029795
Only a couple of weapons are banned now, it's not perfect but it is a little bit better.

>>20016951
Is killing myself a cure?

>> No.20040423

>>20035895
no it's terminal

>> No.20040433

If any man can remain gay after playing with Eirin's Q-cups for an hour, I will personally suck them off.

>> No.20044035

>>20032951
That's why shady chink forums are the future.

>> No.20045699

>>20032951
>the panda is dead.
elaborate

>> No.20045799

>>20040433
Playing with old hag veiny smelly saggers might be the thing that will turn me gay

Eirin should just throw u in a room with some fairy and lock the door for an hour

>> No.20045895

>>20045799
If any man can remain gay after being alone with naked Luna for an hour, I will personally suck them off.

>> No.20046372

>>20045699
He means "I still can't get past the panda so I'm going to use the site that rips its content in low quality and pretend the original site is dying in order to feel better about myself".

>> No.20048250

>>20046372
Honestly, Sad Panda has survived too long with too few consequences for me to believe that Tenboro doesn't actually have some made skills in evading DCMA and cash flow issues.

The fact that Hentai@Home actually seems to work blows my mind.

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