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1990911 No.1990911 [Reply] [Original]

I believe that Touhou is a leading cause of the recession in Japan. Due to it's economic viability, but low threshold for synergistic innovation in industrial markets, it's furthering the growth of NEETs and hikkimoris, leading the potential to cause more murders, pedophilia, homelessness and rape. ZUN should realize the powers he holds as a virtual Emperor of Japan and withdraw from fandom immediately. He will be saving many lives if he does the right thing.

>> No.1990918

ZUN should siphon all the money of Japan into his overseas bank account then move to Germany and buy the breweries.

ALL the breweries.

>> No.1990922

>>1990911
That image is not Touhou.

>> No.1990929
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>>1990922
NO BUT THIS IS

>> No.1990934

>>1990929

Why did you post a blank image?

>> No.1990935

>>1990929
THERE IS NO TOUHOU ANIME

>> No.1990939

>>1990929
I really need to watch that again.

>> No.1990940

>>1990929
Who's that guy on the right talking to Shiki?

>> No.1990947
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1990947

Here's another from Season 1

>> No.1990952

>>1990940
...That's Ciel.

Dick.

Also, I now need to watch the Tsukihime anime.

>> No.1990954

>>1990952

>Ciel

That doesn't sound like a guy's name.

>> No.1990959
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>>1990952
0/10, why would Ciel be in an anime?

>> No.1990960

>>1990947
Who's that guy on the right talking to Shiki?

>> No.1990964

>>1990960
ur a funny guy XD

wut u think of the 2000000 GET cumming up???

>> No.1990967
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>>1990964
sup butthurt anon

>> No.1990970

>>1990964
What's does GET stand for?

>> No.1990975

>>1990970
....You know, I have no idea.

>> No.1990978

>>1990970
OMG NEWFAG GTFO

>> No.1990979
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>>1990975
LOVE ME, DO YA?

>> No.1990985

>>1990979
..... If that's part of the package deal with Ciel-senpai, then that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

>> No.1991003

>>1990985
I am eating...I am eating...curry. Om nom nom, fresh, straight from the cook. It's piping hot and the steam from it burns my eyes a little, the smell is strong, and the flavor intense. "Oh Ciel, please give me some more, i'm still hungry!". I don't think i've ever come across curry as rich as this before, the flavor takes over all my senses. I can't take it anymore, I want more of this spicy deliciousness. I find the place it's coming from, its a hole, and I notice Ciel is looking the other way. The hole isn't big enough for me to use the spoon, but around it is soft tissue. I pull it open and decide to just use my tongue to scoop out the curry. I notice another area near the curry hole, dripping with something, so I taste it. The flavor is that of salty milk and coins, I quickly return to the curry to remove the taste. While eating the curry, I hear a gurgling noise...suddenly a hot gust of air billows out of the hole and the curry begins flowing at an amazing pace. The smell, the taste, the heat, it all comes pouring out of the hole with such force...soon it's all over my face and the floor, I'm slathered in it, enjoying it, loving it. I begin lapping it off the floor. My hands are covered in it, i begin rubbing it into myself. The heat is so intense that it begins to make my penis erect...as the curry pours out, I get closer and closer to orgasm. In the background I can hear Ciel moaning in discomfort.

Making Curry must be hard work.

>> No.1991014

im in japan

>> No.1991034
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Om nom nom.

>> No.1991036

>>1991003
It'll take more than badly written fanfiction to end my love.

>> No.1991039

>>1991036
>badly written fanfiction

Excuse me? (╬ ಠ益ಠ)

>> No.1991066

>>1991039
You heard me. Ciel doesn't shit curry, she shits shit. And occasionally drips cum out of her ass, but that's a different matter.

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