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What does your letter to Mokou say, anon?
Hard mode: It cannot involve Kaguya in any way, shape, or form.

>> No.19799904
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19799904

Things that must not be made public.

>> No.19799906

>>19799811
It says:
U are a faget

>> No.19799914

It says "I want Kaguya's stockings boiling in a pot of water so I can make a delicious broth)

>> No.19799975
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>> No.19800047

"your butt smells bad"

>> No.19800087
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>>19799914

>> No.19800520

>>19799811
"You're cute. Let's marry and have lots of children."

>> No.19801903

>>19799811

It says:

"Hey cutie, I've got you in my sights. Meet me behind the gym after school, I'm going to take you on an adventure~"

>> No.19802017
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>>19799811
It says that Moko is very handsome.

>> No.19802341

>>19799811
I love moko's socks

>> No.19802370

>>19799811
Nothing. Because I would use a email or Message like a modern civilized person.

>> No.19802454
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>>19799811
Cute feet!

>> No.19802460

>>19802370
But mokou lives in gensokyo anon. There’s no internet in gensokyo

>> No.19802481

"helo i wishes to insertt PEEPEE into VAGOO tank u regards me :)"

>> No.19802504

>>19802460
I doubt she lives in Gensokyo in that image though. Unless Keine REALLY likes sailor fuku.

>> No.19802642

>>19802454
Fat butt. Perfect for a spanking.

>> No.19804136

>>19802454
perfect for hotdogging

>> No.19804814

It's the entirety of the Futurist Manifesto in original Italian.

>> No.19804830

>>19804814
What would Mokou need with that?

>> No.19804876

>>19804830

To give her a basis founded on artistic principles for overthrowing the stale status quo.

Duh.

>> No.19805123

>>19804814
Keine will headbutt you for giving her that trash.
Should have given her the bread book.

>> No.19807705

It is a letter filled with weaponized semen in the form of dust, like anthrax.
She will inhale it and she will become pregnant with my child.

>> No.19808126

CONGRATULATION

YOU HAVE WON 1 BILLION DOLLARS

PLEASE SEND CREDIT CARD INFO TO RECIEVE YOUR PRIZE

>> No.19810392

A letter? Is that what you think is in that? There's a reason why it looks so crusty and wrinkled, and it's not because it's being held.

>> No.19810785
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>>19802642
>>19807765
They're both bad girls who fight each other all the time and need a good spanking.

>> No.19813218
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>>19799811
I'd like to go on a date with you before I inevitably kill myself in a couple months

>> No.19813370

>>19799811
My letter would probably be a consent form detailing my plan to vivisect Mokou, excise her liver, prepare her liver for consumption, and then consume the her liver so that I could become a Hourai immortal. In return I will offer my freedom and become Mokou's eternal slave/butler/companion/lover or whatever else she can think of.

>> No.19813633

>>19799811
Give this to Kaguya-chan kudasai.

>> No.19813935

>>19813633
>>19800087

>> No.19813936

>>19813370
I doubt she would accept but at least you would be honest about it. Only bad people would try and catch her by surprise.

>> No.19814271

>>19813218
I'll go on a date with you if you don't kill yourself, anon.

>> No.19814334

>>19799811
My feet are unwashed and very stinky right now ;)

>> No.19814565

Draft orders
YOU'RE IN THE ARMY NOW
UNCLE SAM DOES THE BEST HE CAN
YOU'RE IN THE ARMY NOW

>> No.19816251

>>19814565
Mokou would win because she is invincible.

>> No.19816466

Bakumatsu spam.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QljcEJo_Hgc

>> No.19817187

>>19816251
I think she would get shot once. And then pretend she's dead for the rest of the war.

>> No.19817283
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19817283

>>19799811
mörsi
märsi

>> No.19818078

>>19799811
Now wh would I mention Kaguya in a letter to Mokoutan?

>> No.19818219

>>19799811
"you look a lot nicer in a skirt, the pants were pretty ugly"

>> No.19818253

>>19799811
"I want you to leglock and choke me with those delicious thighs.

>> No.19819776

>>19814271
But anon, I really need to die. I hope you find yourself a date though.

>> No.19819856

>>19799811
I THINK MOKOU SUCKS

>> No.19820091

>>19799811
AHHH MOKOU I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! Please let me put a child inside of you.

>> No.19820131

>>19819856
Fred pls

>> No.19820145

I'm calling her out.

>> No.19820507

>>19818253
killing me instantly

>> No.19820537

Why do japs confess with letters? that seems pathetic and cowardly.

>> No.19820584

>>19820537
something something social commitment or tradition
Probably why them saying "I love you" is difficult for some reason.

>> No.19820589

>>19820537
I suppose it's better than not confessing at all.

>> No.19824572

>>19820589
japanese are weird! WEIRD!

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