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Tomorrow will be the first day of a new month!
You will find yourself surrounded by great luck if you remember to say 'rabbit rabbit' as the first thing, after having woken up for the first time, in the new month!

>> No.19784634

no

>> No.19784658
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Remember to say gap gap and/or sukima sukima if you hope to be touch by Yukari's great eldritch Truth.

>> No.19784709

Usagi.
Usagi.

>> No.19787054
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>> No.19787647
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'Prostitute Prostitute'

Have a good luck this new month!

>> No.19787666

I didn't remember to say it again

>> No.19787685
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>>19784629
Thank you for your hard work!

>> No.19787705

>>19784629
Sorry, but 'mating press rape, mating press rape' is the best I can do.

>> No.19788515

gonna fuck that bunny

>> No.19790246

Remember.

>> No.19790256

玉兎 玉兎

>> No.19790266

I want to impregnate Tewi-chan!
I want to impregnate Tewi-chan!

>> No.19790273
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>> No.19790330

>>19787666
fuck, me too devil-kun, for some reason I thought it was the day after today...

>> No.19791014

>>19790273
Tewi's butt!

>> No.19791768

>>19784629
Sorry bun but I've already cursed a bunch of things loudly today. I'll have to wait until the next month.

>> No.19791974

Bunny tummy
Bunny tummy

May Tei-chan give me good luck this month and give me reasons to keep on struggling.

>> No.19792067

I DID IT.

>> No.19792090
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>>19784629
Will this really bring me good luck? It turned to the first day of the new month, but I haven't gone to sleep yet. If I say it when I wake up, will it still count?

>> No.19792190

>>19792090
Yeah, its first wake up of the new month dude, doesn't matter if you were insomniac for a week beforehand.

>> No.19792216
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>>19792190
Awesome, thanks! I hope I remember to say it as soon as I wake up. It just has to be the first thing I say, right?

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>> No.19792249
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>>19792216
Yep. Also keep in mind that sukima sukima is the superior choice of words, my friend.

>> No.19792255

Idakitai!!
Idakitai!!!

>> No.19792262

>>19792245
This bunny butt is doing things to me!

>> No.19792390

>>19792249
"Sukima, sukima"...will it have the same effect?

>> No.19792396
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I'd like to be solicited by this rabbit.

>> No.19792415
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>>19792390
Not really, but Yukari might look after you for a little bit, maybe tamper with your dreams a little bit, and perhaps bestow upon you an inch or so of her great wisdom...

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>>19787647
>>19788515
>>19790266
>>19791974
>>19792255
contract sealed, you have seven days remaining...

>> No.19792616

>>19792563
before what? getting milked dry and taken for all their NEETbux?

>> No.19792679

I did it.

>> No.19792841
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19792841

Rabbit rabbit!
I did it, /jp/!

>> No.19793238

>>19792563

To do what?

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I did it!

>> No.19793472
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Paizuri Paizuri!

>> No.19793642

rabbit rabbit

>> No.19793775
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19793775

Bunny Cunny
Bunny Cunny
I did it!

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>>19787647
Please lord, let me ravage this rabbit. One night is all I ask...

>> No.19794182

Rabbit rabbit

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Oh no! /jp/, when I was sleeping my mom woke me up and asked if I had ant spray in my room before she left! I said "yeah" and that I love her, before I remembered to say "rabbit rabbit" because I had just woken up...even if I remembered to say "rabbit rabbit" after I woke up again, I don't think it counts...now I won't have good luck...

>> No.19794253

>>19794220
at least you won't have ants now

>> No.19794256

>>19794253
I still do

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>>19794220
I fucked up too, I got a phone call and groggily started talking before I realized I forgot to say "balls deep mating press Tewi-chan, balls deep mating press Tewi-chan".

RIP me.

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19794997

rabbit rabbit
I did it, /jp/!
I may be late - and maybe screwed up - but i still wish you all guys good luck in this moth of September!

>> No.19796932

>>19794776
Did you say it over the phone?

>> No.19797715
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I forgot about it.

>> No.19798181

pyon pyon

>> No.19798471

I fucking hate this stupid prostitute

>> No.19799622
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I would grab this bunny prostitute and bury my dick in her cunt from behind, lift her ass with my hip and make her tiptoe around the house.

>> No.19799647

>>19794256
How unlucky.

>> No.19803330

>>19798471
Hello,

thank you for your feedback. Could you please provide us with more details as to why you dislike Tei to this extent?
We always strive to improve our customer experience, your opinion matters a lot to us!

-kouun company

>> No.19808532

>>19799622
peak female form

>> No.19814342

I want to impregnate Tewi-chan, even if it means she will suck me dry of money forever!

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>>19784629
I FOGOT AGAIN!
Please help me /jp/!
How do I remedy 2 months in a row!
2 MONTHS!

>> No.19818175

>>19817910
Masturbate to Tewi-chan until no more semen comes out when you orgasm.

>> No.19818404

>>19784658
*wipes you from existence*

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