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19780155 No.19780155 [Reply] [Original]

Hey, do you really think that Momiji is your little wan-wan hug toy that wants to sit on your lap and get head pats? Well, too bad because she's a fearsome wolf that does things like take care of business all up and down the most dangerous mountain in existence all day and single-handedly oppresses an entire race of crows with her sword. So you better stop feeling any feelings of affection when you see her, and start being very afraid because she won't tolerate an ounce of your attempts at trying to give her nonsense like some lovey-dovey pat-pat with a long, gentle scratch at just the right spot behind her ears!

>> No.19780195

>>19780155
>the most dangerous mountain in existence
Sounds like the dumb doggo has never been to a brazilian favela.

>> No.19780679
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Oh, you big bitch, stop being such a little bitch and come get some pets and snuggles, have some fun! It'll be comfy, m'dear.

>> No.19780689

[Government activity]

>> No.19780979
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I want to pet that fearsome wolf.

>> No.19780997
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19780997

Eat this cookie, dog.

>> No.19781028
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>>19780155
no, she is my wife

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In other news, the master continues his work.
https://twitter.com/namako8982/status/1035077374088335363

>> No.19783853

>>19780997
What a strange waffle

>> No.19783878
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>>19780155

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>>19780997
She'll be fine. Speaking from assuredly entirely non-personal experience, the dog has so far survived large amounts of chocolate, onions, bacon, several containers of two hundred proof alcohol, pure cacao extract, an excessive amount of coffee, grapes, which she eats regularly, garlic cloves, chives, salmonella, e. coli, a shot glass of botulism, irradiated cobalt, cadmium, several loafs of bread that may have included broken glass in them, uranium hexaflouride solution, a cake sweetened with a very large amount of lead, arsenic, a blanket possibly contaminated with smallpox, cyanide, and a variety of medicines chosen at random from Eientei at higher than recommended dosages. There might have been more, but I seem to have forgotten, since once again I am only a witness, and absolutely not the perpetrator. It's probably Himekaidou.

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The wolf tengu are very scary.

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>>19789203
I don't think you should be allowed to own a dog.

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>>19780155
She is likely most dangerous

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>> No.19797289

>>19797233
>I have no money
That's why we're going to get married, silly.

>> No.19797383

>>19797289
can't, those are my children

>> No.19797452

>>19797383
Um, no dude. They're mine. Don't make me take you on Jerry Springer, my dude.

>> No.19797489

>>19797452
sorry we're already married, no need make stuff up now

>> No.19797516

>>19797489
I'll see you on the next episode of Judge Judy.

>> No.19797528

>>19797516
she'll be sure to sign our restraining order against you.

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>>19780155
>Well, too bad because she's a fearsome wolf that does things like take care of business all up and down the most dangerous mountain in existence all day and single-handedly oppresses an entire race of crows with her sword.

You sure about that?

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