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1974938 No.1974938 [Reply] [Original]

Why doesn't anyone give donations to the Hakurei Shrine?

>> No.1974944

Because I can see your armpits. How indecent. I wouldn't donate to such a dirty shrine.

>> No.1974945

Gensokyo is full of women, women don't make money.

>> No.1974948

Because no one has money, and they wouldn't give it to a mean Miko if they did.

>> No.1974950
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1974950

Moriyas actually have mascot deities to worship, instead of some mysterious, non-existent being. Also, Reimu's armpits are starting to smell.

>> No.1974956

>>1974938
Because I don't donate to a church of whores.

>> No.1974963

>>1974950
She has no donations, so she can't buy deodorant. Its a vicious cycle.

>> No.1974961

I'd donate to the Hakurei shrine.

If you know what I mean.

>> No.1974993

Because no one likes undead zombies

>> No.1974997

>>1974950
Hakurei Shrine has a deity... or at least a spiritual infestation.

>> No.1975016

Mima is Hakurei's deity.

>> No.1975026

I blame Mima.

Mima always fucks shit up.

>> No.1975035

I keep 3000 yen on me at all times just in case I find myself in Gensokyo I would have something to donate to her.

>> No.1975050

Because Reimu uses them to buy diapers since she is into that.

>> No.1975053

>>1974938
Reimu doesn't accept sperm.

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