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19475657 No.19475657 [Reply] [Original]

Are you ready to return to Rokkenjima?

>> No.19475782

Drinking Lambda's breast milk!

>> No.19475800
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I just finished reading the fight scene in part 3. How can I possibly deny this?

>> No.19475940

>>19475800
Maria is actually a boy. "Her" real name is Will. An older Maria, who actually looks masculine, is the protagonist of the final episode. He saves everyone and slices the evil Lambdadelta in half. Rosa (with Kinzo as an accomplice) is the real culprit who killed everyone on Rokkenjima. Beatrice is a real witch, but only pretends that she committed the crimes that Rosa did. Objectively the best scene in the novel is the one in EP4 where Jessica and Shannon both hide from the culprit (Rosa) in a closet, causing Shannon's boobs to press against Jessica.
Now fuck off.

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https://www.strawpoll.me/16120350

>> No.19476253

>>19476212
I had to complete over 20 captchas just to get it to work. It must be the work of a witch.

>> No.19476336

>>19476212
Why would it be a napkin?

>> No.19476416

>>19475657
Will Battler be GM again?

>> No.19476437

Who is cuter, Yasu or Beatrice?

>> No.19476457

>>19476437
Jessica

>> No.19476486

>>19476437
EEEERIIIIKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19476592

>>19475800
Did Beatrice go bankai? Can witches go bankai? No, only Soul Reapers can. Is Beatrice a Soul Reaper? No, she's not. Is she an Arrancar then? Is she a Quincy? What of her German origin? Is Beatrice a German Quincy name? Can Beatrice even use a bow?

Answer all those questions and you'll be able to deny Beatrice.

>> No.19476732

Book suggestions? I need something new to read.

>> No.19476736

Satoko is a kid! what a loser!

>> No.19476744

The human condition of Ushiromiya Ange, lewd!

>> No.19476745

>>19476486
KONO TEIDO DAAAAAAAA!

>> No.19476787

>>19476732
The Bible.

You need Jesus in your life, man.

>> No.19476799

>>19476732
Battle Royale if you like Higurashi. The Neverending Story if you like Umineko.

Both are fantastic books that everyone should read, don't let whatever wrong idea you have of them thanks to the movies discourage you from reading them. Both have disgusting fucking "adaptations" that somehow still work as standalone movies.

>> No.19476800

Was anything 07 did after Umineko even worth reading?

>> No.19476807

Someone please post that Akiha drawn by Ryukishi

>> No.19476815

>>19476744
Ange being a dirty human creature living among non-corporeal witches reminds me of the loli from Spirited Away. All the monsters in the bathhouse complained about having a smelly human work there.

>> No.19476819

>>19476800
Higurashi is quite good.

There was also a trading card game which was decent.

>> No.19476824

Post "it". You know the one.

>> No.19476829

>>19476819
Higurashi was before Umineko.
>>19476800
Higanbana and Rose Guns Days.

>> No.19476837

>>19475657
>Umineko Sakutarou?

>> No.19476839

>>19476829
Were they actually any fun though? I didn't see that much threads when Rose Guns Days came out compared to the Umineko days

>> No.19476846

>>19476839
Not as good as Higurashi or Umineko but still all right.

>> No.19476849

>>19476829
>Higurashi was before Umineko.
Only if you consider it chronologically.

>Were they actually any fun though? I didn't see that much threads when Rose Guns Days came out compared to the Umineko days
The gameplay in Rose Guns Days is quite fun, you can gain points by playing a minigame during the gunfights, and then have little trophies depending on how well you did it. Better gameplay than in Umineko by far.

>> No.19476854

>>19476849
Yes, chronologically in both release time and in-game date.

Am I missing something?

>> No.19476858

>>19476837
Uryuu~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZMbsNxYw3c

>> No.19476861

>>19476839
I don't care much for RGD, but I really enjoyed Higanbana, and it's a pretty compaxt experience compared to Ryu07s usual 50+ hour epics. Whether you'd feel the same way depends on whether you're in the mood for psychological character studies or alt-history popcorn entertainment at the moment.

>> No.19476865

>>19476839
Because everyone was pissed off about EP8 and 90% of the fans became haters that shit on everything Ryuukishi wrote.

Also, it doesn't really have weird mindfucks or a mystery that you can discuss for years and years, so there isn't much to talk about other than the story and characters, which are really good. But nobody fucking read it, so there is no discussion about that either.

Higanbana is pretty good too in my opinion. It has the best atmosphere out of all his works and is kind of a lolige with horror elements.

>> No.19476875

>>19476858
>that transition into happiness of marionette
what did R07 mean by this?

>> No.19476877

>>19476865
Ryukishi is fantastic at writing horror and having an entire VN basically dedicated to that theme was fantastic. I really hope WTC adds more horror elements to it compared to Umineko only really having EP1 and the logic error in EP6.

>> No.19476902

>>19476877
Yeah. I'd have liked more people dying in Umineko, at the very least.

>> No.19476905

>>19476877
I'm not too fond of the random logic error scenes because I know how interesting the later part of the episode is and I just want them to end so we can get back to the story. They were quite creepy the first time, though.

It's like the super long delusion sex scenes in Subahibi. They drag on a bit, but they necessary to estabilish how much of a degenerate that character is.

>> No.19476918

>>19476824
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/3376836

>> No.19477076

>>19476918
That shit looks like Ryu's art.

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I want to drink with Rika!

>> No.19477160
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>>19476212
That's his hand silly.

>> No.19477177

>>19477076
It is

>> No.19477197

>>19476902
>I'd have liked more people dying in Umineko

There's only one person in the entire Ushiromiya cast that survived, and she got terminal cancer.

Did you want every single character to die?

>> No.19477202

>>19477160
Looks like the top his big erected dick.

>> No.19477452
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C H O P S T I C K S

>> No.19477613

>>19475782
But what flavor is it?

>> No.19477627
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>>19476875
Sakutaro had a hard life

>> No.19477640

>>19477613
strawberry pumpkin shake!!

>> No.19477671

>>19477640
Desire-able

>> No.19477679

>>19477613
Uncooked cake batter that makes you sick.

>> No.19477695

>>19477627
Sakutarou's journey through purgatory was a pretty alright subplot. Imo it should have made it into the main games as the magic explanation for Ange being able to revive him.

>> No.19477697

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSb6-3W9370

What if WTC5 will have even better music than Umineko?

>> No.19477710
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what are those witches doing?!

>> No.19477719

>>19477710
Bern wants to drink Lambdadelta's breast milk.

>> No.19477783

>>19477719
Looks to me like its more that lambdadelta wants bern to drink her breast milk

>> No.19477789

This is a late complaint, but why did Ryukishi go to some tiny Finn con instead of AX this year? I wanted to see him :(

>> No.19477820

>>19477789
He needed pictures, which means there might be a place in wtc5 located in finland

>> No.19477841

Lambdadelta without her hat on? How LEWD

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>>19477789
>tfw I live in Finland like right next to the con place but couldn't go

I hope he comes here again

>> No.19477886

>>19477876
you blew it

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>>19477820
Apparently he said at the con that it's "very likely" that one of the characters will be Finnish

>> No.19477931

>>19477697
Have zts and -45 worked on anything for R07 after Umineko? I am worried. They made the best music in the game.

>> No.19477970

>>19477789
How does one manage to bring Ryukishi to one's own country? This gives me hope he might actually come to Romania.

>> No.19477983

>>19477931
Umineko is the only vn theyve made music for period. I hope we see them return though, with r07 constantly raising his own bar, he needs the best he can get.

>> No.19478000

>>19477931
No, but the music in Mashiro Witch was made by some Higurashi and Umineko composers under the name "HiguUmi Sound" and zts was included. Maybe there's still hope for him at least

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoCurvz2DTc

>> No.19478004

>>19477886
No I didn't, because now meeting Ryukishi will be an absolutely unforgettable experience for me, since I have to go meet him abroad! I-I have no regrets!

>> No.19478019

>>19477820
>>19477904
Will this usher in a wave of beautiful finnish x wtc memes that rival Umineko's?

>> No.19478064

>>19478019
Nothing will rival Umineko memes. I said nothing.

>> No.19478086

zts has retweeted dai's announcement that he's making music for the new games, so maybe...

>> No.19478171

how has Umineko changed how you view the world?

>> No.19478173

>>19478171
Yes.

>> No.19478179

>>19478171
I now believe in magic.

>> No.19478201

>>19478171
I never knew I wanted a magic witch gf

>> No.19478209

I want to fuck androgynous cravat-san.

>> No.19478235

>>19478171
really made me think

>> No.19478250

>>19478171
I'm thinking of going on a spree at my next family conference.

>> No.19478326

>>19478235
this desu

>> No.19478423

>>19478171
Never get too invested in anything because they'll never deliver

>> No.19478461

>>19478171
It's a terrible place and I should delude myself with 'love' to get over it

>> No.19478524
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>>19478171
I realized that I'm never alone in this world

>> No.19478575

>>19478171
helped me understand the limits of objective description and the nature of the gap between storytelling/myth and science

>> No.19478670
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What's everyone's opinion on Furudo Erika?

>> No.19478676

>>19478670
Needs more doujins

>> No.19478691

>>19477970
Convince him to add in a gypsy character

>> No.19478702

>>19478670
It's pretty silly for someone who literally got a magical makeover from a witch who travels between worlds to deny that magic exists.

>> No.19478839

>>19478676
But what role fits her the most?

>> No.19478844

>>19478839
breeding sow

>> No.19478900

>>19478670
Misunderstood genius.

>> No.19479006

>>19478844
Someone as intelligent as her reduced to such a role? lewd!

>> No.19479033

>>19479006
We'll make a family of geniuses

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>>19478844

>> No.19479430
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Would Bern approve?

>> No.19479483

>>19479430
Only if you're sharing.

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>>19479483
I'd go as far as to pour it into her mouth myself, it's quite disgusting

>> No.19480409

>>19476854
Nono, that anon is confused. Higu came out before umi

>> No.19480415

imagine touching Hanyuu's horns without her permission!

>> No.19480423

>>19480415
Handlebars. Lewd handlebars!

>> No.19480536

>>19480423
I picture them being very sensitive. Imagine sneaking up from behind and immobilizing her just by vigorously rubbing her horns as she cries out "Au Au!"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnX0vm52zGI

>> No.19481674

>>19480409
Only if you consider it chronologically though.

>>19477197
Wouldn't killing almost everyone in the main cast be a bitter-sweet ending? I'd liked more people killed in Umineko, but not almost everyone, that would be silly.

>> No.19481958 [DELETED] 

Ryukishi should release a cookbook with all of Gohda's recipes!
[spoilers]Even minibombs[/spoiler]

>> No.19481967

Ryukishi should release a cookbook with all of Gohda's recipes!
Even minibombs

>> No.19482066

>The fact that Ange has an ass and she poops from it
How can she be so edgy and prideful.

>> No.19482523

>>19478209
But what if he's a male (female)

>> No.19482550

Ryukishi visiting Israel when? I saw some guy dressed as Batora at a convention, meaning I'm not the only Uminekofag here.

>> No.19482671

>>19482550
There's one hardcore umineko fangirl from israel, netta or something like that.

>> No.19482705

>>19482550
Ryuukishi still hasn't visited Russia even though I posted a picture of my slav loli cousin cosplaying as Maria in one of the previous threads.

If loli doesn't convince him, nothing will.

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>tfw you live in a shitty south american country so Ryukishi will never visit it
a-at least i saw an Ange cosplay years ago :^).

>> No.19482744

>>19481674
>I'd liked more people killed in Umineko, but not almost everyone, that would be silly.

That's literally what happened, and yet you wanted more people to die somehow, you are making no sense, anon

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>R07 will never visit Denmark even though he literally ripped off the handsome chad/virgin nerd/autistic loli trio of cousins from this movie
Why live?

>> No.19482794

>it's a R07 visits the Congo because one of the WTC5 characters might be from the Congo episode

>> No.19482807

>>19482708
I wouldn't want him to come here and be treated like a literal nobody.

>> No.19482827

>>19482794
>R07 visits the Congo because EP9 will be a massive humiliation conga for Ange from start to end
He made that professor guy because of Witch Hunt, so I wouldn't be surprised if he knew about these threads and decided to reward humiliation anon for his autism and dedication.

>> No.19482850

>>19482773
Good movie and GOAT soundtrack. I like to pretend they really are Battler, Fat Jooji and Maria. It's pretty hilarious.

>> No.19482867

>>19482827
What if Ryuukishi finally does what he always wanted and writes an H-scene for EP9? Higurashi had a lot of KEY references, including the character designs. I wouldn't put it past him to write porn scenes now that his art has improved a bit. The fact that he worked for KEY in Rewrite makes it even more likely.

Hell, he already did loli porn AND humiliation hentai in Leaf Fight, long before the nude Satoko sprite. It's not such a crazy idea.

>> No.19482886

>>19482807
You are right.

>> No.19482937

>>19482705
The fact that your cousin even exists is just mindblowing. She's so cute, and yet she is a real life human being with a lolibutt! Lewd!

Is she really a weeb at her age, though? I can't imagine a literal fifth grader reading an obscure VN like Umineko.

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>>19476807

>> No.19483016

>>19482867
>we'll never see official R07 art of Ange getting her hairy teenage pussy humiliated in front of her entire class
Why live?

>> No.19483017
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>>19476807
have some Hisui too

>> No.19483023

>>19483006
For a moment i thought that Ryukishi was into amputation fetish.

>> No.19483033

I actually find nude versions of the regular sprite more lewd than hentai CGs.

>> No.19483059

>>19483023
I wouldn't put it past him. Remember when Deathbed Eva threatened to use her mafia connections to sell Ange to human traffickers, so that she'd spend the rest of her life sucking the dicks of rich old guys as a diaper-wearing quadruple amputee?

You can't think up that stuff without having a weird fetish.

>> No.19483072

>>19482827
But Ryukishi IS humiliation anon. This is common knowledge.

>> No.19483095

>>19483059
>you will never be Amakusa
>you will never receive pictures of diaper-wearing quadruple amputee Ange from your bro Okonogi
>you will never compare them with old pictures of edgy emo Ange with an attitude and cum buckets as you switch between the before and after pics
Literally 0 (zero) reasons to continue living.

>> No.19483102

>>19483095
Holy shit diaper and amputee fetish now!?

>> No.19483122

>>19483095
>>>/d/

>> No.19483125

>>19483059
That threat was literally the most fucked up thing in Umineko, up there with Irie willingly keeping a guy alive for several months with his skull wide open and the dozens of lolis feeling excruciating pain for all eternity as bloody meatballs inside Izanami's stomach.

Ryuukishi has a really twisted mind.

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>>19483023
>>19483059
That would make a full circle since KnS2's premise is heavily inspired by Higurashi

>> No.19483165

Beato?

>> No.19483238

>>19483125
Higanbana is really fucked up in general. Half the teachers are some sort of creepy monster out to eat your soul and half the kids have been demoned away without anyone even remembering their existence.

I'd still live in that world if it means I get to hook up with one of the cute lolis drawn in R07's style.

>you will never end up in a youkai Hell and realize that your loli crush that you've hardly ever talked to is there with you
>you will never be eaten and turned into a sentient pile of meat
>your meat will never mix with your crush's meat in what is possibly the lewdest and most intimate connection
>you will never suffer and scream for all eternity like that along with your crush in what is possibly the lewdest and most intimate spiritual connection
Why. Even. Live.

>> No.19483604

>friend starts playing Umineko
>by the end of EP3 he figured out a lot of stuff
>I'm pretty impressed honestly

>go to his house and end up using his computer
>he has umineko wikis all over his history

Why would you ruin it for yourself just to try and look smart you fucking idiot.

>> No.19483653

>>19483604
I hate people like that.
Some years ago a girl who wanted to impress me downloaded Yume Nikki cause she knew I liked it, and 10 minutes after installing it she sent me a screenshot of the Uboa scene, with Madotsuki riding her bike.
And I was like, why would you ruin yourself the experience of playing an exploration game like this by using a guide to get the bike and getting to an almost impossible extra scene in 10 minutes, while pretending you just stumbled upon it by accident? So embarrassing.

>> No.19483661

>>19483604
What type of goat even is that kind of person?

>> No.19483670

>>19483604
He saw how Battler got treated by Beatrice and was afraid that you would do the same to him if he was incompetent

>> No.19483702

I really like how Ryuukishi does character development backwards by trapping his characters in time loops that prevent them from developing normally.

Instead of having relatively simple characters grow and develop over time into slightly more complex characters, we have characters that appear to be simple at first until we learn more and more about their past and end up changing our impressions of them. And we can see their reactions to different scenarios that wouldn't be possible in a linear story (like seeing Battler mourning his parents and then Rudolf finding his body in a later episode). It makes the characters a lot more complex than what's normally possible.

It's a really cool way of developing characters without actually changing them into lamer versions of themselves after a redemption arc or having them be insufferable idiots at first so they can develop into better characters later on or whatever.

>> No.19483715

>>19483604
>letting anyone use your computer ever
>not even clearing the history to prevent people from seeing all the loli exhibitionism scat doujins
Your friend is clearly a huge normie that probably doesn't even watch porn. What a freak.

>> No.19483787

>>19483653
Some girls use shared experiences in order to form relationships, but they don't actually care too deeply about the nature of those experiences. Those kinds of girls will also "coincidentally" show up in your seminars and when you go to a bar. To me, that way of thinking is just incredibly unattractive though. If you aren't willing to engage with another human being on a basis of honesty and prefer creating smokescreens there's no real basis for a relationship there. If you want to get to know another person don't try to trick them into becoming interested in you by orbiting them.

>> No.19483804

>>19483702
I don't blame you at all because everyone does it, but what you're describing as character development is character exploration. The characters themselves aren't developing, they're literally stuck in what they are. Character developing is supposed to be about how a character is originally, and how the character changes through the story. By putting them in different situations, we're exploring how they are, but they don't develop.
This is why I feel that character development is overrated. A character doesn't need to develop to be a good character, it's all about how it's written. Not every character needs to become a better person in the end, and Ryukishi handles that really well. We explore the positive and negative traits of the characters, and they don't necessarily improve and get a redemption. They may get a symbolic or fictional redemption (Act 8) but for example, Rosa ends up the same shitty person she was at the beginning of the VN.

>> No.19483898

I feel like I'm the the only one who think Rosa is among top 3 best Umineko characters and don't think she's that bad as a person.

>> No.19483928

>>19483898
Nah, Rosa is great actually whether as a character or person. It just some episodes portrayed her badly than she actually because of bias narrator

>> No.19483997

>>19483898
she's one of my favourite umi characters because of how well written her fucked up personality is.

>> No.19484005

>>19483898
Rosa is definitely one of the best Umineko characters but she's definitely not a good person (which is what makes her shine as a character).
The fact that the story explained why she acts like she acts doesn't justify at all the fact that she was an abusive mother towards her daughter. She wasn't just disciplining Maria, she was punishing Maria because she resented her for being born and being her burden to bear. You can understand why she feels that way and you can empathize with her, but in the end she's being a bad person.
Of course she has positive traits too. For someone who got so little screentime, she's a complex character and definitely one of my favorites. It's a pity she was barely relevant to the story.
>>19483928
She was portrayed like an over-the-top vicious monster during those biased scenes, but in the end she did what she did.

>> No.19484465

>>19483604
Have you killed him yet?

>> No.19484543

>>19483604
Time to put him in chains

>> No.19484691

>>19483604
Without love it cannot be seen, he's clearly trying to impress you for a reason

>> No.19485527

Higurashi Hou added sprites of Rena and K1 with weapons (even though they are only used in the new Hou arcs and not in the original material).

I wonder if EP9 will finally give us Ryuukishi style sprites of Pirate Erika, Raincoat Maria or Diaper-wearing Quadruple Amputee Ange.

>> No.19485701

>>19483604
want to believe this is copypasta but it doesn't change the fact that this sort of thing happens more often than it should.

>> No.19485784

Umineko EP9 and WTC5 are being released at the same time, and we know next to nothing about either.
Which one interests you more? If you could choose between reading either one right now, completely translated, which would it be?

>> No.19485828

>>19485784
WTC5. Out with the old, in with the new

>> No.19485833

I hope for more powerlevel faggotry.

>> No.19486138

>>19485784
I'm very curious as to what EP9 could entail.

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Rika is a cute!

>> No.19486167

>>19486138
small bombs?

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>>19486167
correct

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Will EP9 be the happy feel good ending?

>> No.19486603

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kfr7NbVS0E

someone translate this for me thanks in advance

>> No.19486827

>>19486603
You don't wanna know. Trust me.

>> No.19486903

>>19486603
I suck at translating, but here's a transcription:

Lion: ¡Oh, qué bonita puerta! Anda, si se abre y todo.
Man: ¡Rubia!, ¿¡quieres cerrar que hace corriente!?
Man: ¡Me cago en tus muertos!...
Man: ¡Pero que dejes de jugar con la puerta, coño!
Lion: ¡Hostia!

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>>19486827
You couldn't possibly know what I don't wana know

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>>19486903
I feel as if I'm left with more questions than answers at this point, but thanks

>> No.19486938

>>19486919
Okay, okay, I'll give it a try:

Lion: Oh, what a beautiful door! It even opens and everything.
Man: Hey, blonde!, can you shut the door? The air is getting inside!
Man: Goddammit...
Man: Stop playing with the door, fuck!
Lion: Damn!

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>>19486938
Am i missing the joke somewhere

>> No.19486971

>>19486955
I guess the guy's way of talking is kinda funny?

>> No.19486982

https://youtu.be/yWiZ9e2XBKE

This shit is hilarious.

>> No.19486998

>>19486982
give me a quick rundown here

>> No.19487007

>>19486982
Basically, the guy asks the virgin Maria in Heaven for a key to the woman's heart. Turns out that Maria and Rosa live in that building and the autistic fuck throws the house key out the window because some random guy on the street said so. Rosa finds out and beats the shit out of her.

>> No.19487031

>>19487007
based maria

>> No.19487045

>>19486982
"MARIA!! How dare you?! That's the fourth key you've thrown out the window this week and it's only Tuesday!"

>> No.19487065

How do I become Bernkastel

>> No.19487154

>>19487065
Get wasted and say fuck life and shit.

>> No.19487184

>>19487154
My god, have I been Bern all along??

>> No.19487381

nii~pah

>> No.19487449

>>19487381
You're out shopping with your girl when this loli comes up and slaps her ass while saying, "Nippah~"

What do you do?

>> No.19487465

>>19487449
Naturally I would respond with 'nanodesu!'

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what the heck

>> No.19487774

>>19487730
How come that everyone in Umineko is gay or bi?

>> No.19487798

>>19487774
You saying you wouldn't chill under a canopy with Ronove?

>> No.19487881

>>19487774
>not relaxing in a canopy bed with a suave gentleman like Ronove

Not too confident in your sexuality, are you? There's nothing gay about it

>> No.19487954

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiQFX9stHpg

It hurts...

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wtf i love rosa now?

>> No.19488022
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19488022

Just finished Umineko and never I have been destroyed this hard I legitimately consider umineko as the best thing I have ever read, and i'm still trying to figure out a lot of things.

Also

I wanted to tell you that Beato is my waifu

What do you think everyone ?

>> No.19488034

>>19488022
shes my waifu, fuck off anon

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>>19488022
>Beato is my waifu

I think you'd make a good hamburger

>> No.19488087

>>19487954
;_;

>> No.19488091

>>19487954
It didn't need to end like this

>> No.19488146

>>19488036
I haven't done any grilling in a while but I think I could still make a pretty decent burger.

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>>19488146
That's not what I meant... you know what, forget it, I want cheese on mine

>> No.19488428

>>19488022
Just finished Umineko to because this fucking thread keep pop up. Bernkastel is the true waifu tho.

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>>19488428
YES

>> No.19488518

Drinking wine gives me a killer headache, how does nipah pull this off?

>> No.19488539

>>19488518
It wouldn't effect you if you already always have a headache. The key is to suffer so much that any additional suffering is inconsequential.

>> No.19488555

>>19488539
I'm like 90% sure it would just compound and make it worst...

>> No.19488574

>>19488555
Was joking at first but I actually do have chronic migraines so any head pain I get after drinking is just more of the norm if its even strong enough to register.

>> No.19488606

>>19488574
Poor Natsuhi... I hope you feel better soon

>> No.19488612

The fact that Ange is a human

>> No.19488622

>>19488606
I like to imagine that Beatrice is hitting me on the head with her pipe, that she is the source of my migraines. Just like they said she does to Natsuhi.

>> No.19488626

>>19488612
LEWD!

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Stop fapping to my "human condition" you autistics fucks.

>> No.19488960

>>19488612
Oh my...

>> No.19489037

>>19488612
But she's the witch of the future

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>watching Revolutionary Girl Utena
>suddenly Batora and Beato

>> No.19489479

>>19489413
BEATO

>> No.19489481

>>19489413
thats me on the right

>> No.19489506

What if Bernkastel took Lambdadelta's hat and wore it!

>> No.19489593

I WANT TO SUCK ON LAMBDADELTA'S NIPPLES

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>>19489593
She's too busy

>> No.19490134

new when they cry name is a game at the moment, right?

>> No.19490226

Satoko is a kid! Whar a loser!

The human condition of Ushiromiya Angste!

"UUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH" - Battler's voiceless scream filled the cathedral.

Diaper-wearing quadruple amputee Ange.

Ikuko comes back and starts feeding him the cake.

>> No.19490255

>>19488673
Ange is inherently pathetic because she has dignity and an edgy attitude even though she literally needs to poop and has a hairy teenage pussy. She is a walking contradiction that could crumble any second.

>> No.19490269

>>19490255
That's why Maria is blessed. She is too immature to understand the implications of her shameful human condition.

>> No.19490330

I wish I was Maria

>> No.19490407

>>19490134
looks like the kana for the expression for something being hollow (空ろ/utsuro) translates to "a murderer"

that's probably just a coincidence though and I'm an idiot aside

>> No.19490541

>>19489481
Me on the left.

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>>19490255
b-but everyone needs to poop!

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>>19488022
Read Tsubasa now for Carnival Phantasm- Umineko edition
Also consider reading House in Fata Morgana too, it has a really powerful ending too

>> No.19490696

>>19490644
Holy shit the portal to the golden land is open!
Im in!
Cya nerds

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I don't know why but I had never listened to the full anime OP until now
It's surprisingly good

>> No.19490716

Are the Higurashi girls literally incapable of fingering their butts because their fingers are so huge? Or are their assholes just really big and weird like a midget's?

Checkmate, anon who keeps posting about how every girl Satoko's age has tried anal masturbation at least once! You either have to admit that she's not a human condition slut like real lolis or that she has creepy midget proportions.

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>>19490644
fatamoru, subahibi, and umineko
these three make up the holy trinity

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>>19490707
whoops, I meant to post it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b_Kub3qTgk

>> No.19490726

This thread lacks 「logic」

>> No.19490739

>>19490716
Does this mean that that one anon's slav cousin who cosplayed as Maria is a human condition buttslut? Lewd!

I can't believe I live on the same planet as such a pathetic creature.

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Hurry the fuck up nerds
It's been 10 years already and nobody has won the lottery and used it all to fund a 8 season long Umineko anime adaptation by Ufotable

>> No.19490798

>>19490782
Madhouse or Bones would be much better considering the tone of Umi.
Ufotable can do flashy fights, but tension and banters aren't really their forte.

>> No.19490803

>>19490782
Higurashi/Umineko re-adaptation by Ufotable as 10 movies series (Ep. 7-8 divided into 2 movies) would be the dream come true

>> No.19490811

>>19490798
I don't trust Madhouse for VN adaptation because fucking Chaos;Head. Bones often good at action/shonen stuff but barely done any VN adaptation. Ufotable nail the atmosphere and tension pretty good with kara no Kyoukai and Fate/Zero though, I'd said their style suit WTC or VN adaptation in general bettter than other studio

>> No.19490871

>>19490782
>Let us sing the praises of free women
Too bad Kyrie's aim isn't as good as her bantz

>> No.19490873

>>19490644


Thanks anon, Nice image that's the feeling.


I have already finished The house in fata morgana, it was incredible aswell but even that was not as great as Umineko for me.

I will definitely read the other umineko stuff thanks for the advice.

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>>19490873
Have another cute pic then

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>>19490875
Thanks a lot senpai...

>> No.19490923

>>19490718
Replace Subahibi with Higurashi and it would be my holy trinity though I hope WTC5 will be up there to

>> No.19490957

Why is everyone stuck on Umineko as if Ryuukishi had done nothing since 2010? Higanbana, RGD, Hotarubi and Trianthology are pretty good and add some great characters, worlds, stories and concepts to the kakeraverse. They may not be 100+ hour long epics with a huge mystery to solve, but they are good and have interesting connections to the WTC series. They are a nice "expansion" of the lore.

Just learn Japanese already, it's not that hard.

>> No.19490964

>>19490957
Iwaihime and his Rewrite route are also pretty great

>> No.19490967

>>19490923
Higurashi is underrated as fuck because most people either skip it, read it after Umineko (which is more polished and spoils important stuff) or think they can judge its quality from watching the shitty anime adaptation.

>> No.19490978

>>19490967
It's a great story even if you watched the anime beforehand, but the mystery element is gone and it hurts the experience. Your mind is supposed to go wild with conspiracy theories.

I believe it's better than Umineko in some aspects. I can't really decide which one I like more.

>> No.19490986

>>19490967
I feel bad that I barely met anyone who read Higurashi VN as their first WTC entry. It often Higurashi anime or Umineko VN despite it being the best one to experience first

>> No.19490994

>>19490964
>his Rewrite route are also pretty great
As much as I like Lucia (even though I usually despise tsundere in general), her route was a bit of a mess, with the early part being a bit out of place for rewrite, but the climax of her route was kind of debatable.

On the other hand, her date was so powerful I was wondering why he couldn't make that kind of stuff before.

In general, I found her route a bit weak, but it fleshed out her characters quite well, compared to other chars, especially Chihaya.

>> No.19491000

>>19490994
I like her route the most out of all heroines desu. Rewrite was kinda supposed to be more experimental VN with different writers so they're supposed to told different stories with tones, not necessary a bad thing

>> No.19491002

>>19490978
The mystery is gone on a reread anyway, but at least you remember how excited you were the first time you read certain parts. Reading it after watching the anime robs you of that experience, so the VN ends up feeling less memorable than it should.

The anime is a collection of the shocking moments strung together with barely a fraction of the emotional investment. And the mystery is reduced to a series of random mindfucks that you can't even attempt to reason out until the answer is revealed halfway through it and comes off as an asspull that you couldn't have seen coming.

Not to mention that the average anime watcher will find out about the culprit and the answer to most of the mysteries within a week of starting the series. Not enough time to get invested in the story or even make any theories.

>> No.19491013

>>19490716
You are giving him a new fetish.

>> No.19491014

>>19490986
It can be worse. There are literally people that watch the Umineko anime because it's "quicker" and then maybe read Chiru because they want to "find out how it ends". Why they would even care about the story, the characters or the mystery after watching such a steaming pile of crap is beyond me.

Does Chiru even make any sense if you basically skipped the first half of the story and watched some poorly made parody of it?

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Anyone have a higher res version of this image?

>> No.19491029

>>19491000
Sure, I don't really mind the tone shift, but in Lucia's case, it is kind of schizophrenic
The whole Asahi stuff was the usual "Ryukishi flair", but the problem is that he used again an unreliable narrator perspective here, which doesn't work for rewrite compared to Umineko (Lucia's observation for the printer. And then, it immediately switches to Lucia's plight. I think, focusing on Lucia's poison and tragic mental state would have been enough (a la Tatarigoroshi or Tsumihoroboshi), but I remember reading that Key wanted him to do something very "ryukishi" like so.

But I think what bothers me the most was the final part with Koutarou being completely oblivious to what Lucia really wanted. Lucia's reaction wasn't really out of character considering the mental stress and the brainwashing. That said, the fact Koutarou never bothered explaining about why he can withstand her poison and what he is trying to do was kind of baffling. The good thing is that they didn't downplay Lucia's massacre.


I personally liked Lucia the most, and rated her route as the second best (first being Moon, then tied with Kotori).

Funnily enough, I don't think I will ever talk about her route in /vn/ considering most people there claim it is the -worst- route, for the -worst character- that nearly ruined rewrite for them. It is as if they were fine with all the crap with Earth Kagari, Shounen Shit Chihaya or Shizuru fucked up route.

>> No.19491042

>>19491029
What, i didn't know that they hated Lucia's route so much,fucking faggots.

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Why Ange is so gross?

>> No.19491060

>>19491029
https://www.strawpoll.me/807073/r

Her route is not really that hated and actually fan favourite though, people either think it among the best or worst. I'd said Chihaya and Terra seem be more hated desu

>> No.19491063

>>19491042
There is one brave guy (or memer?) posting the usual "Lucia is a miracle of the universe", and it always attract 2-3 guys shitting on her route immediately. Most recent occurence is this one. >>>/vg/222075395. And few threads before, they always warn how Lucia's route is the shittiest thing ever to people wondering about that.

>> No.19491064

>>19491051
>no rape scene with the RGD thugs as Kasumi watches

>> No.19491071

A lot of people shit on R07 for being a bad writer in their opinion, but I find his writing syle really comfy.

>> No.19491076

>>19491060
Now that's a surprise. I guess I didn't check polls and discussions when the patch was initially released. I'm still not sure why so many people like Akane's route. Just because it feels like FSN Heaven's feel or what? That said, I'm not surprised Terra got such a lukewarm response.

>> No.19491079

>>19491063
There's difference between vocal minority and silent majority though. I'm pretty sure that her route is generally liked by majority though youcouldn't expected any less shitpost from some random anon in 4chan

>> No.19491080

>>19491000
>Rewrite was kinda supposed to be more experimental VN with different writers
Literally every Key VN has multiple writers

>> No.19491088

>>19491080
I think that anon meant is that those writes have very different backgrounds or even style.
Tanaka and Ryukishi really have next to nothing in common with Key's writers.

The closest would be Maeda when it comes to tearjerker with Ryukishi, and that's about it.

>> No.19491335

How should one approach a mystery novel that they've heard spoilers about

>> No.19491341

>>19491335
death to spoilers

>> No.19491364

>>19491335
Take advantage of spoilers and look at the foreshadowing behind it

>> No.19491442

>>19491335
A most regrettable loss. It does ruin the initial experience, however, good mystery novels have two experiences. The second experience, the rereading, is just as good as the first, only in different ways. Don't let the second experience slip past you because the first was ruined. Take a close look at all the foreshadowing, think about what the characters are thinking given the information you know. And don't forget to enjoy yourself and the company of the characters.

>> No.19491587

>Ryuukishi will never talk shit about the Umineko anime because of the whole Japanese politeness thing

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>>19490782
Could an Umineko anime even work? I have my doubts.

>> No.19491610

>>19491596
I've seen this image a few times, is it real or fake?

>> No.19491622

>>19491596
Not really unless the anime is really long. There is just so much nuance that adds to the story that can be easily lost.

>> No.19491624

>>19491610
Don't worry. It's fake.

>> No.19491630

>>19491624
say it in red

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http://diaboluslapis.tumblr.com/post/176097919908/ryukishi07s-qa-at-animecon-in-finland

>I: What other hobbies do you have beside playing war video games?
>R: All kinds of killing games!

>> No.19491706

>>19491596
It could work if it was made for the FANS and was just a compilation of key scenes or random parts of the story that would look great animated. Just a bunch of epic scenes with no context that only the fans will enjoy.

Attempting to adapt the actual story into a linear series so that people can watch it without reading the VN will always result in failure. And even if it was decent, like the Higurashi anime, it would still be vastly inferior to the VN and watching it blind would just spoil a fantastic VN.

Spoilers really kill Umineko. Imagine reading the first half for the first time knowing that Kinzo is dead. It must lose all the impact and be boring as shit. Or reading EP3 knowing that it's all a ruse. You wouldn't remember the episode fondly afterwards because you would never have been tricked into thinking Beatrice has turned good.

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>>19491645
It was nice to know Ryukishi has a god taste in anime.

>> No.19491758

>>19491014
>There are literally people that watch the Umineko anime because it's "quicker" and then maybe read Chiru because they want to "find out how it ends"

Don't bully me

>> No.19491810

>>19491645
>Ryuukishi will never read Witches and Woodlands
>he will never watch Umineko with the damedame subs
>he will never read Higurashi and Umineko blind
At least he can play Doomineko now. It's pretty amazing.

>> No.19491813

>>19491014
The worst thing about it is that, when you suggest people like them to read the VN, they usually use one of the following arguments:
1) it is too fucking long
2) you are just an elitist, the anime is fine
3) OMG FAT HANDS
4) too expensive for a doujin game

N°2 is the worst offender when you consider the changes of themes but also how much DEEN butchered the foreshadowing and hints.

>> No.19491881

>>19490782
No way, Shaft would be infinitely better adapting those chunks of text

They even adapted something deemed absolutely unadaptable, like Monogatari.

They used one second long text boxes to adapt everything, imagine how much that would help something as narrative heavy as Umineko, especially when the narrative is absolutely a must.

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Hi, Hollywood or whatever here.

We're making a live action Umineko TV show.

With the time loop thing, we cant cast Maria as a child because she'd be close to 20 by the time the 8th season wrapped up. So instead we decided to cast American Horror Story star Jamie Brewer for the role.

Approve, disaprove?

>> No.19491953

Anyone else find it really distasteful how Marie is portrayed in the Higanbana manga? Like the entire point is that the teacher lusting after her is a bad guy for doing so, but then the way the manga is structured makes it that theres a metric ton of lewd Marie panels. Like, are we supposed to be getting horny over this elementary schooler? I mean, if u want to jerk off to lolis go ahead, but its kinda contradictory to frame the scenes like that while having the plot be about this girl wanting to kill herself over that sexual abuse

>> No.19491962

>>19491953
I imagine illiciting disgust with the self in some readers was the intent

>> No.19491963

>>19491953
Wait, are you saying you werent already siding with the teacher????

>> No.19491985

>>19491962

I could understand if Marie was portrayed sexually in instances where shes being viewed sexually by her teacher or in his own fantasies, but the manga does this even when hes not present.

>> No.19491991

>>19491810
Where can I download a patched version of Witches and Woodlands?

>> No.19492002

>>19491985
without having ever read any of it I would guess that is to fill the reader in on what kind of things the teacher is thinking about, perhaps how obsessed he is even.

>> No.19492166

>>19491953
How did you get that interpretation? Ryuukishi is pro-pedo and has never been exactly subtle about it, despite what brainwashed normies may want you to believe.

Kanamori isn't portrayed as a bad guy for liking little girls, he is a bad guy for raping, blackmailing and killing her. Hell, he isn't even really into loli, he's just looking for a weak person to abuse so he can relieve stress.

The manga isn't contradictory for having loli ass shots. The manga is bad because those lewd panels are completely out of place in a serious story. It's a pretty awful manga, literally no redeeming qualities.

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>> No.19492177
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i want some BBC Black Batora Cock

>> No.19492199

>>19491991
You mean with the soulless art? It doesn't exist.

To read W&W, you need the old version of Chiru that we all read years ago (the Japanese version with the Witch Hunt translation patch). The Steam version doesn't work with W&W.

All you have to do is go to Janpoo's Lab, download the patch and drop the files in the Chiru folder. Then open the W&W exe file.

>> No.19492202

>>19492166
>Ryuukishi is pro-pedo
That's the complete opposite. Ryuu is known for liking mature women, particularly those with big assets. The thing is that he never shy away from the reality where kids take the brunt of adult perverse tendencies, hence stuff like Satoko's plight or Higanbana as a whole or Maria.

He worked as a civil servant and witnessed some crazy shit, which most likely fueled a big deal of his stories.

>> No.19492213

>>19492169
>female wizard
>male martial artist
>Super Famicom remake designs
You are doing it wrong.

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>> No.19492234

>>19492199
I would only use superior original sprites.

>> No.19492269

>>19492202
He can be a pedo even if he likes bouncy tits too. And he can be pro-pedo, pro-logic and pro-justice even if he isn't one.

Irie and George are portrayed sympathetically. The parts that make them a bit fucked up have nothing to do with their loli tendencies. The two abusive teachers in Higanbana have something really wrong with their heads anyway. And Teppei isn't even a pedo.

If I had to assume, I'd say that Ryuukishi likes girls 11 and up like any normal, non-brainwashed post-puberty male. It'd be stranger if he didn't. And considering that he's Japanese, I'm pretty sure he's not in denial about it like western cucks.

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>>19492269

>> No.19492304

>>19492177
that makes y'all gay

>> No.19492311

>>19492269
are you saying r07 agrees with everything each and every one of his characters say or do? The fuck logic are you using? I bet he likes to embezzle relatives too. Hell, he's probably even all for driving an entire bus of kids off a cliff.

>> No.19492315

>>19492288
What were they thinking when they approved this shit?

>> No.19492351

>>19492311
I'm saying that he strikes me as an intelligent person that wouldn't generalize or be against an entire group of people (which he himself is most likely part of because it's natural) for the actions of some fucked up individuals that literally hate children.

I don't really know shit about the guy, but I can't imagine an irrational moralfag writing such good stories. Or putting all sorts of otaku fetish shit in them (Higurashi).

>> No.19492369

>>19492351

I literally hate children, and have yet to feel the urge to stick my dick in one

>> No.19492390

>>19492351
Being open minded doesn't mean you have the same interests at all anon.

>> No.19492535

>>19492369
As opposed to figuratively?

>>19492390
I guess you are right. I have a bad habit of assuming that what I like is inherently likable. For example, I can kind of understand why gay men like dicks and are attracted to men. But the fact that they don't find cute girls attractive is mindblowing. It's just so alien to me.

>> No.19492566

>I: What kind of stories do you like writing the most?

>R: Of course it’s fun to think about women with big boobs, but it’s also fun to think about environmental issues… *laughter*

o-okay

>> No.19492608

>>19492566
In interviews, R07 always comes off as a total pleb with shit taste. He likes really mainstream stuff. And yet the guy is a fucking genius storyteller.

It's really weird.

>> No.19492615

>>19492608
I mean, fucking Zelda. Seriously?

>> No.19492652

>>19492608
I go out of my way to watch super generic and shitty anime full of ecchi and QUALITY from the early 2000s with no artistic value whatsoever. Just because I find that garbage pretty comfy.

>> No.19492989
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>be me
>friendless and very depressed
>decide that playing visual novels in my room all summer would be a fun new form of escapism
>mfw it turns out Higurashi and Umineko have actual life lessons in them that apply to me and I feel bad for being such a loser
Anyways, I'm currently halfway through Episode 6 and I really didn't expect any of this happening. It's like a constant barrage of mind rape and constant fun. I admit I did spoil myself on the Sayo thing by mistake, but I don't know any of the details so I hope it doesn't ruin the experience for me.

>> No.19493046

>>19492989
The good thing about Umineko is that Ryuukishi spent a lot of time for the whydunnit.
Even if you are spoiled about the culprit, it isn't the complete experience yet, so just don't worry too much about that.

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>>19492989
Shouldn't have entered the thread if you hadn't finished Umineko
Now you will get spoiled on the fact that the Sayo thing was a fake spoiler and Gohda was behind it all

>> No.19493073

>>19490873
Well of course, nothing will be as incredible. Filling the void that Umineko leaves is just like filling it with quick sand, it'll only last a short while.

>> No.19493075

>>19492989
GOHDA DID IT

>> No.19493087

>>19490957
We're stuck on Umineko because it's a goddamn masterpiece. Don't get me wrong, all the others are great too, just not as great nor on such a massive and complete scale.

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>>19492989
>>19493048
>>19493075
You're getting double rused if you listen to these anons, anon

>> No.19493119

>>19493099
wait until ep9 comes out and it shows Gohda as the mastermind, just... you... wait...

>> No.19493129

>>19493099
Only half used. Rosa of course worked with Godha but that alliance only lasted a short while. Godha used his skillful cooking to bribe Maria to turn on Rosa. Nobody would suspect a kid of course, and while Rosa was killed by Maria, Godha had a perfect alibi. Nobody suspected him for the other murders after that.

>> No.19493155

I can't believe chick Beato called Battler, "Daddy." How lewd~!

>> No.19493162

>>19493155
that whole fucking sequence made me think 'what doth life?'

>> No.19493218

Which Umineko character would make the best human toilet?

>> No.19493246

>>19493218
your mom

>> No.19493254

>>19493246
Thats a rude thing to say to Ange's child.

>> No.19493272

>>19493218
If anyone replies to this post with a picture of my wife there's going to be hell to pay just so you all know

>> No.19493273

>>19493272
any hints?

>> No.19493286

>>19493273
why would i give you a hint?? i just said not to

>> No.19493290

>>19493218
Genji would definitely do it for Kinzo.

>> No.19493304

It's been 10 years since I enter in the world of umineko. Every single day since I finished it back in 2010, I think about it so constantly, it scares me.

This never happened with anything before, I'm kinda scared of this obsession.

I need professional help, I no longer live without relating my day-by-day life and anything at all with seacats

help

>> No.19493309

>>19493304
literally get help

>> No.19493313

>>19493304
I haven't gone a single day without thinking about it either. We need help. I'm hoping wtc5 will fix this, only my problem will have just moved.

>> No.19493350

>>19493304
Calm down Sayo

>> No.19493368

>>19478171
red truth made me a master of set logic and precise language in math

>> No.19493426

>>19493304
I want to sue Ryukishi. It's his fault that I can't stop thinking about the shameful human condition of every cute girl I meet.

>> No.19493609

Ange has no friends haha what a loser

>> No.19493646

>>19493609
I'm sure she made a lot of friends later on.

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>>19493646
Imaginary ones and stuffed animals don't count.

>> No.19493694

>>19493609
I bet she masturbates all day long because she has no social life! Lewd! The pathetic social status of a teenage girl!

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>>19493670
I'm pretty sure in the VN Mammon keeps the same expression and goes "So what you autistic fuck?" or something along those lines instead of looking sad like in the manga

>> No.19493838

>>19493670
who was in the wrong here?

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>>19493695
She shows a range of emotions while building up to that scene, it's not the same expression the whole time. And at the end of it, she does break down.

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>>19493878

>> No.19493891

>>19493888
Deen really didn't give a single fuck, did they?

>> No.19494050

>>19493888
That second face makes Ange look like an angry feminist. What the fuck.

>> No.19494189

>>19491810
>Doomineko
what now

>> No.19494203

>>19494189
Havent you played it? Someone modded doom 1 & 2 with umineko sprites, spells, and music.

>> No.19494225

>>19494203
link it then

>> No.19494262

>>19494225
I was actually just fucking with you but I looked it up and it looks like someone actually kinda did do that: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PeIQeR717cM#

>> No.19494287

>>19494225
There is an official page.

>>19494262
That's an old version where Battler's fingers are fucked up and the weapons look pretty bad. Look up more recent videos, it's been massively improved.

>> No.19494295

>>19494287
>There is an official page.
fascinating

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>>19478171
I started drinking Bernkastel wines.

>> No.19494306

>>19494262
oh desire

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>>19494262
>I was actually just fucking with you but I looked it up and it looks like someone actually kinda did do that
I swear, this fucking fanbase.

>> No.19494318

>>19494299
are they any good

>> No.19494323

>>19494318
I love Martens Nachtgold.

>> No.19494418

>>19494299
>>19494323
>not drinking absinthe like based Kinzo

Mate...

>> No.19494589

>>19492615
He likes call of duty too, it's really weird.

>> No.19494597

>>19493099
Rosa is that kind of woman who fucks tons of men to feel "young" again.

>> No.19494604

>>19493218
Ushiromiya engyeeeee

>> No.19494605

>>19494589
I'm wanting to write a vn eventually. Do I need to start loving normie shit? Is there something I'm missing? What is it that r07 is seeing that we're not?

>> No.19494654

>>19494605
>What is it that r07 is seeing that we're not?
With love, anon.

>> No.19494660

>>19494654
s-shit
I still haven't learned

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>>19494597
speaking of that
>draw a woman in her 20s
>say it's a woman in her 40s-50s
Why?

>> No.19494945

>>19494287
>>19494262

From a recent stream I found, it looks amusing. I find the sakutarou exploding barrels really hysterical actually.

Here's the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIymVH87lZE

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Look at these cuties!

>> No.19495147

>>19495102
There seems to be a liquid dripping down between their legs. Do they need help cleaning it up? My tongue cleans up things very well.

>> No.19495152

>>19495102
Wh-what's with that white liquid

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I'm reading Umineko for the third time. Why does it hurt so much? Basic casual scenes are now scenes that hurt my heart and make me tear up. There's too much heart in everything each and every character does, it's not right. Just imagining whats going through Sayo's head causes me great pain.

>> No.19495278

>>19491022
bumping my question.

>> No.19495292

>>19495242
It's really sad, EP2 prologue is strong.

>> No.19495320

>>19495278
Best bet would be to just use waifu2x

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>>19495152
Don't think too hard about it. You'll get a headache

>> No.19495538

>>19495242
If the original plan for EP3, Land, was meant to be written by Sayo as well since Beatrice mentions it as her greatest work in EP8, I can't even begin to imagine how many more heart-wrenching clues and hidden meanings would have been left to uncover. EP2 is already intense at times after knowing about the truth about the author behind it.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwZRvzYAQ6U

So what's the verdict?

>> No.19495719

>>19495629
gay

>> No.19495867

What do I have to do in order to summon Beatrice?

>> No.19495929

>>19495867
something something ritual with 13 people something something

>> No.19496584

Oooohhhh, BEEEEATRICEEEEEE

>> No.19496631

>>19496584
classic line

>> No.19496716

So I downloaded original chiru and I am trying to install the MG patch but it's asking for Umineko8_DL amd i have no idea what it means. Any help?

>> No.19496733

>>19495867
DESIRE

>> No.19496787

>>19495867
A lot of incest.

>> No.19496789

>>19496716
Why don't you download the steam/mg version?

>> No.19496793

>>19496789
Was trying to get it set up for Witches and Woodlands.

>> No.19497092

Who will be the new Umineko character?

>> No.19497158

>>19494418
I do actually. But it's not something you should do often.

>> No.19497403

>>19496716
>MG patch
Literally what.

>> No.19497405

>>19497403
Sorry I am stupid, I mean Witch Hunt patch.

>> No.19497493

>Shannon will never fart in your face
it's not fair!

>> No.19498021

>>19495629
>you'll never beat the shit out of Lion for being a disgusting faggot
Why live?

>> No.19498064

>>19498021
Rude!
Lion isn't disgusting!

>> No.19498833

>>19498021
Lion looks quite clean and groomed to be fair, probably wears a nice perfume as well

>> No.19499008

>>19496716
it's the folder that you get from buying from there iirc, shouldn't be a problem

>> No.19499186

>>19498021
Lion is a girl

>> No.19499345
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>Taraimawashi
>PC Port: 100%
>Translation: 100%
>Editing: 90%

>Tsumihoroboshi
>PS3 Voice and Graphics Patch (in progress)

Estimated release date for either when??

>> No.19499435

To pander Tumblr with faggot characters was the biggest mistake of Umineko

>> No.19499464

>>19499435
This. It's incredible how everyone is either gay or mentally ill in some way.

>> No.19499572

>>19499464
Not George, though. Educated, anti-feminist, anti-SJW, non-exclusive pedo, supreme gentleman, basement dwelling sperg, wizard, shitposter and tea connoisseur. The kind of guy that would hate Tumblr bullshit.

>tfw we'll never see a fragment where he didn't forget his fedora at home
Literally why live? As opposed to figuratively.

>> No.19499581

>>19499572
He loved a tranny, though?

>> No.19499586

>>19499345
Reminder that 07th mod released two playstation arcs in the time between Meakashi and Tsumihoroboshi

>> No.19499595

>>19499581
That girl (male) was his one and only 3D waifu, so it technically doesn't count. He wasn't lusting after any other trannies.

>> No.19499636

>reject your creepy eunuch uncle's advances
>get blown up for it
Shkanontranny everyone.

>> No.19499849

I'm on episode 7 (the part where the Japanese and Italians have a gunfight) and nothing makes sense. Shannon is trans and also Beato who is actually the daughter of the original Beatrice and then there's also the witch being born from Shannon's crush on Battler from six years ago and there's also some kind of baby and the thing with Ange in the bedshop and I know there's some green girl who hasn't been introduced yet but I've seen sprites of and Lion is a girl (?) and there's some Yasu guy (I think?) and Featherine reminds me of Hanyuu and there's only an episode and a half left for all of these to get answered what the FUCK is going on aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

>> No.19499874

>>19499849
Oh, and on top of that, I thought Will was Natsuhi's son because of the red highlight and in the fighting game he uses a katana which would explain the murders with the sliced necks.

>> No.19499899

>>19499849
>>19499874

Read the Love trial of the episode 6 again and take care of the red truth at the end in the duel between Beato/Erika you might figure something out.

>> No.19499982

>>19499345
hopefully not longer than a few weeks for the latter.

>> No.19500002

Whats that PS2 only Higurashi arc where Mion and Rika solve all the tragedies instead of just getting lucky like in EP8?

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>>19500002
pepekekagashi

>> No.19500024

>>19500017

stop memeing, its illegal

>> No.19500154

>>19499874
Reread chapter 5. You either didn't pay enough attention or outright misunderstood some of the red given there.

>> No.19500284

>>19499899
Only thing that came to my mind was Kanon and Shannon switching places because I can't imagine any other case where X+Erika would equal any less than 18 people without some kind of wordplay or shit like that. I'm pretty sure everything will become clear at some point though. I just got to where Will and Maria talk about stuff.

>> No.19500346

>>19499849
Chapter 8 won't give you the answers you are seeking, and I'm telling you this so that you don't expect it to do so and hate it at first. All the things you've mentioned can be dealt with if you reread the past episodes. I would encourage you to write down all your thoughts and pay special attention to all the red that appears in Umineko.

>> No.19500427

>>19492369
it's because you dislike them that you want to stick your dick in them. this is the motivation of most child abusers: they're not actually pedophiles, they just want to dominate someone weaker than them out of sheer malice, and that malice is transformed into lust.

don't be that kind of dick, anon. children are pretty likeable as long as you understand that they aren't adults and resent them for doing stupid shit because you don't know how to interact with them.

>> No.19500430

>>19500427

Anyone that doesnt like kids wants to fucks them then

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>>19500430
a) people who sexually abuse children often do so out of malice
b) anon feels malice for children
c) anon sexually abuses children

hurr

>> No.19500458

>>19500446

i dont like ur implications, sir

>> No.19500650

And then...I...knew.

>> No.19500658

>>19492351
I agree. Higurashi and Umineko are stories about empathy and communication (Narnith explained it pretty well in his EP8 analysis video). You can kind of tell what kind of person Ryuukishi is by reading his works.

>> No.19500710

>>19500430
Most abusers are desperate and sexually deprived normies with small dicks that don't even like kids and just find them annoying. It's all about the power. Also, the lower your IQ is, the less empathy you have.

Your typical socially awkward otaku may fantasize about raping women, humiliating lolis or torturing the popular girls he met in middle school and turning them into a human centipede. He may fetishise their very human condition. But he won't actually harm a kid IRL because he finds them really cute and wants to protect that smile.

>> No.19500721

>>19500658
Buzzword like empathy and communication do a disservice to what R07 does, though you're right about this being what shines through to most readers most strongly. The thing that makes these things come to life in his stories, however, is, that his characters are complex and internally conflicted, that they have complicated circumstances, that they hide things not just from each other but also from themselves. The truth vs peace theme he introduced in Higanbana also relates to that. Ryukishi understands that humans often can't live with the truth, but they also can't live without it, and he can use that as a basis for showing the paradoxical nature of human existence.

>> No.19500741

>>19500721
>the paradoxical nature of human existence.
pathetic! lewd!

>> No.19500790

>>19500658
then ryu is a jerkhole, a very douchy1 at that and we all know it. no need to turn a blind eye at this sham anymore.

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nobody move!

>> No.19501050

I fucking love Leo as a protagonist, he's cool as hell.

But I have to wonder... Was Leo as hilariously OP as he appeared to be? The whole setup of Jeanne telling NotNatsuhi the story of Primavera seems to be an intentional decision by Ryuukishi to get away with writing some ridiculous stunts.

The fact that very few people ever die during the gunfights strikes me as the old woman trying to paint Primavera in a better light. And the whole thing about HUGE SPOILERS Leo fighting 20 dudes by himself to buy time and SURVIVING feels like an exaggeration by the old woman. She probably brought into the exaggerated "legend" that Primavera created to establish itself as the new ruler of the underworld. It's possible that there weren't that many thugs, or that they didn't have enough weapons, or that Leo had some help from other people.

I like the idea of Ryuukishi pulling the "reader" trick from Umineko once again.

>> No.19501209

>>19501050
literally what the fuck are you even talking about

>> No.19501256

>>19501209
Rosegunfarts

>> No.19501263

>>19501256
meant about the reader trick

>> No.19501315

>>19501263
Battler's personality in the first two episode is like that because that's how Yasu imagined him. Kyrie and Rudolf acting like maniacs while Eva isn't around in EP7 was also Eva's opinion.

The narration in Umineko is influenced by who is the reader/author. The one telling the story.

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