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The enma is thinking about putting you in hell. How do you respond to save yourself from such a fate?

>> No.19399215 [DELETED] 

>>19399168
Could you imagine being a worker in hell and your job is to mash some guy to a pulp with your club over and over until your arm hurts, and you have to do that every day for the next thousand years, with no lunch break because that would let the guy get some rest before your daily shift was over?

>> No.19399217

im going to lash out at her and try to rape her

point of no return, bitch

>> No.19399222

>>19399168
Could you imagine being a worker in hell and your job is to mash some guy to a pulp with your club over and over until your arm hurts, and you have to do that every day for the next thousand years, with no lunch break because that would let the guy get some rest before your daily shift was over?

I bet that's how they punish NEETs, by making them the punishers under the guise of getting to punish normalfags forever.

>> No.19399296

>>19399168
I've done nothing deserving of going to hell, yeah I jack off a lot but im a pretty good person to others and ive lived an honest life. What's your problem lady?

>> No.19399361
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>>19399222
If you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life.

>> No.19399890

>>19399296
The jacking off. Too much

>> No.19399911

>>19399217
Hell yeah!

>> No.19399964

>>19399890
Petty bitch. It doesn't harm anyone but me, in fact it doesn't even harm me at all.

>> No.19400484

>>19399964
The gateway to heaven is pretty strict

>> No.19400569

>>19400484
I bought indulgences

>> No.19400612

Isn't hell were Yuugi and Okuu and that are? Why would I want to avoid going there?

>> No.19400637

>>19400612
That's old hell. They downsized.

>> No.19400659

>>19400637

Which cute girl in a frilly dress resides in this nu-hell then?

>> No.19400690

>>19400659
Not sure if I recall this correctly, but heca and clownpiece reside in nu-hell. Either that or another entirely separate hell.

>> No.19400710

>>19400484
I think the Enma is just a big cunt.

>> No.19400711

>>19400612
Id rather go to that hell than be in the new hell. I hear yuugi gives killer body lifting classes

>> No.19401125

>>19400710
So no place in heaven for you. I hear komachi can give you a ride straight down to hell right away

>> No.19401182
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>>19399168
I'm thinking about putting this Yama in this shirt

>> No.19401187
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19401187

>>19400659
>Which cute girl in a frilly dress resides in this nu-hell then?
best girl, of course

>> No.19401209

>>19401187
That’s not satori

>> No.19401212

>>19399217
that's why youre going to hell

>> No.19401269
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19401269

Call forth evil mind-swapping spirits

>> No.19401281

>>19401209
Satori lives in old hell, you doofus

>> No.19401379
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19401379

How hot is hell?

>> No.19401404

>>19401269
That’s very indecent of eiki to wear such clothing on the job

>> No.19401408

>>19401379
The yama is lewd!

>> No.19401411

>>19401269

I have very high expectations for Yassy's C94 Eiki release

>> No.19401433
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>>19401411
he better redeem himself after all the shit he has been drawing lately.

>> No.19401480 [DELETED] 

>>19401433
>▶love the pic m8

>> No.19401530

>>19401433

Still no Sakuya Doll 3 upload

What gives?

>> No.19401567
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19401567

Plead for mercy, anon

>> No.19401580

>>19401567
Take her away!

>> No.19401637
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>>19399168
I plead guilty your honor, asking to be your house husband as punishment.

>> No.19401729

Take the bullet train to h*ck and hook up with some hot oni lass.

>> No.19401762
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19401762

>>19399168
Overpower and dominate her and then make love with her

>> No.19401793

>>19400484
The problem with this binary system is that it puts people into the absolute worst punishment imaginable for such minor, harmless things. There's no equivalency here at all.

>> No.19401814

>>19401793
The enma will still decide your fate accordingly

>> No.19401992

>>19401814
I'm sure.
Tell me, Enma, when was the last time you sent someone to Heaven?

>> No.19401995

>>19401992

The last time someone made her orgasm

>> No.19402003

>>19401992
About four days ago

>> No.19402017 [SPOILER] 
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>>19401269

>> No.19402041

>>19402017
Delete this in an instant

>> No.19404164

>>19401433
Why would Shiki ever take drugs?

>> No.19404282

>>19401269
haha thank goodness that this sfw photo shows no nipples or genitalia, god forbid someone with poor eyesight clicks on the thumbnail of a not so safe photo while other people are around haha!
good thing this one was safe

>> No.19404440

>>19404282
It’s as if someone almost got fired from their job

>> No.19404480

>>19399168
Bargain to be sent to old hell instead of new

>> No.19404571
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>>19404440
...and that's a good thing.
>>19404282
Prude.

>> No.19404614

>>19404282
Get fucked wagecuck

>> No.19404819

>>19399168
Tell her I'm going to be immortal, turn 360 degrees and walk away

>> No.19404845

>>19399168
I love you enma-sama

>> No.19405052

>>19404440
>>19404614
I opened it in class and forgot I decided to sit in front of everyone today

>> No.19405459
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>>19405052
It's doubtful that even if the people sitting behind you saw it, they'd assume you masturbate to that kind of thing. People misclick, and you're a prude. Why the hell are you on 4chan in public if you'd be embarrassed by something that small-time? That's nothing compared to some of the other wank-material you see on this site.

>> No.19405478

>>19399361
Absolutely d e v i l i s h

>> No.19405510

Can you make up for past sins with future good deeds?

>> No.19405627

>>19405510
Yes. Eiki will allow for you to make up for your sins with good deeds

>> No.19405631

>>19405627
...wait, really? I asked that expecting a negative answer. Are you sure?

>> No.19405710

>>19405631
Well eiki has changed her policy lately, so she wants less people clogging up both hells

>> No.19406463
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19406463

I accept my punishment.

>> No.19406490

>>19399168
I ask her what I can do to better myself. I ask to become her student.

>> No.19407989
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19407989

>>19406463

Lace boots suit the yama

>> No.19408069
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19408069

It doesn't matter, Heca is there so I'm fine with that.

>> No.19408084

Nothing can save me, so I'm gonna just ask for some swim trunks and shades. I may as well enjoy the road trip to hell.

>> No.19408612

>>19408084
You mean river trip to hell since komachi gotta guide you

>> No.19408696
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>>19401793
Touhou doesn't work on "the binary system". The third option, reincarnation, is in fact the largest option.
Heaven and Hell are both very difficult to get into. You have to be very good or very bad, and Hell is actually even harder to get into because if you're TOO bad then you don't even make it across the river because you can't pay the toll. This is why former Hell went out of business and they had to make a new, cheaper Hell.

In any case I would simply be calm and accept the Yama's judgment, my life is already reached a satisfactory conclusion after spending awhile with Komachi whom I love the most in heaven and earth.

>> No.19408704

>>19408696
I thought Hell was overcrowded.

>> No.19408757

>>19408704
It was. Maybe anon confused a doujinshi for canon or something.

>> No.19408765

>>19408757
Well you have to remind yourself of what hell had just expirenced during PoFV, and with the influx going on of all the dead souls of the past 60 years

>> No.19408790

>>19408612
With the way we're going, hell will need a road and Komachi's boat is gonna need a set of wheels.

>> No.19408824

>>19399168
Offer to give her somebody better for Hell.

>> No.19409207

>>19401580
Yes, my liege!

>> No.19409263

>>19399168
Ask if i can get a different judge. I'm sure God would be more forgiving.

>> No.19410699

>>19409207
Please! Have mercy your omnipotence

>> No.19412258

>>19399168
My country is even a worse shithole than hell, so it's not like I'm gonna suffer in there.

>> No.19414602

>>19412258
Come on it can’t be that bad?

>> No.19416984

>>19410699
After you scrub all the floors in Makai, then after you scrub all the floors in the Underworld, then after you scrub all the floors in New Hell, then after you scrub all the floors in Netherworld, then we can talk about mercy.

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>>19404282

>> No.19418505

>>19416984
Great

>> No.19419182

>>19404164
Mind-destroying orgasms

>> No.19420095

>>19408704
It was. It simply didn't have the capacity compared to the netherworld when it comes to the recent influx of genuine shitters such as /pol/

>> No.19420113 [DELETED] 
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19420113

Loli or mature (but small) judge?

>> No.19420764

>>19420095
Now eiki already has a spot reserved for them right next to the thousands of screaming souls that are in makai

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>> No.19423795
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19423795

Eiki meets the berserker

>> No.19424347
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>> No.19424372
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>>19424347
Yama stabbing her foot with her own heel~

>> No.19424697

>>19399168
“I’m a hardcore masochist”
Get Sent straight to heaven with this one

>> No.19426736

>>19424697
Nah you’ll go to deepest hell

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>>19399168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBhjUyBvMT8&feature=youtu.be

>> No.19428992
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>> No.19429031

>>19428992
I would’ve loved to have seen them in AoCF.

>> No.19429181

>>19419182
Perfect! If she loses her mind, then she can't send us to Hell!

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>> No.19432295
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19432295

You’ve done it this time /jp/...

>> No.19432350

>>19432295
Oh, come on. What did I even do?

>> No.19432545

Ah~, Eiki-sama! Ah~!

>> No.19432586

Oh nooooo please, anything but using my face as your chair, that would be the worse punishment for me.

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>>19432586
You better accept your punishment.

>> No.19433311
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19433311

>>19432586

>> No.19434061

>>19433076
Garter straps on the yama suit her much better than ordinary bloomers

>> No.19434223
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>>19434061

>> No.19435852

>>19434223
More

>> No.19435864
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19435864

>>19435852

>> No.19438101
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>>19435864
The backpack is cuter.

>> No.19438111
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>>19438101
No.

>> No.19438272

>>19438111
Look at how smug this judge is

>> No.19438287
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>>19438272
Well, naturally. She's mighty and untouchable.

>> No.19438569

>>19438287
Not really. Hecatia would like to speak to her really

>> No.19438575
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>>19438569
Mostly untouchable.

>> No.19438589

>>19432295

What did I do??

>> No.19438619
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>> No.19438649

>>19438589
You sucked your own dick

>> No.19438703

>>19438619
Encouraging, but considering it's coming from Komachi and we don't know what his sin was, it doesn't mean much.

>> No.19440328
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>> No.19440502
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>>19438287
My little Yama can't be THIS cute.

>> No.19441118

>>19440502
She made komachi faint again.

>> No.19442372

>>19440328
Komachi no!

>> No.19443627
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19443627

Can you help eiki up?

>> No.19443644
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>>19440502
She can, and she is. It's troubling.

>> No.19443692
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>>19443627
Of course.
I had a better picture of fallen down Eiki but I can't find it anywhere. Help.

>> No.19443700
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>> No.19445145

>>19443700
Quick! Someone get her hat back

>> No.19446220

>>19423795
Komachi as a secretly lewd girl but gets embarrassed when sex is the topic anyway!

>> No.19446561

>>19446220
But komachi is laid back always! She doesn’t get embarrassed too often

>> No.19446603
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19446603

What pathetic responses. It would result in this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fnEoZdcdvI

>> No.19448246

>>19446603
Well that wasn’t very nice of shiki

>> No.19448293

>>19446603

もっと損なってください四季様!

>> No.19449618
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19449618

Shiki charges forward

>> No.19450312

>>19448293
Translate it

>> No.19452936
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>> No.19452953
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>>19449618
It's good to enjoy your job.

>> No.19453218
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19453218

>>19401433
I don't suppose anyone knows the artist?

>> No.19453315

>>19450312

Please hurt me more Eiki-sama!

>> No.19454318

>>19399168
Hug her one last time before reminding her of the times we met as she came down to Gensokyo to beat people over the head for being bad.
Never ran once. Always said hello. Treated her an Komachi to food on their visits.
Hah. As if that will sway her.

>> No.19455366

>>19452953
And eiki enjoys her job as well

>> No.19456306

>>19453218
YASSY
A
S
S
Y

>> No.19456352

>>19456306
Why is yassy so bland?

>> No.19456659

>>19446603
There are few things I would consider a higher honor than being personally punished by the Yama.

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>>19456306
It was his twitter all along.

>> No.19458843
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>>19458738

>> No.19458889

>>19458738
Someone’s gonna lose their job here, and it isn’t eiki

>> No.19459586

>>19458738

I shouldn't look forward to a hentai this much

>> No.19460850

>>19459586
Why shouldn’t you?

>> No.19465033

>>19460850
It symbolizes the pit the posters have all fallen into.
It's like the anon who said he was ashamed to be able to visualize a doujin only by the tags mentioned in another post
It is amazing, but there comes a point where things are just sad

>> No.19465096

>>19465033
It hurts, but this is what people have unfortunately. The yama can at least forgive them, but the anon needs to forget them

>> No.19467721

>>19465096
That should be easy
Just look at happy touhous having fun!
Read only happy doujins! No lewds!

>> No.19467898
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>> No.19474045

>>19465033
Sounds deep.

>> No.19474121
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19474121

Meido eiki!

>> No.19476792

>>19459586
Seriously, whats wrong with you?

>> No.19477023

>>19476792

I suffer from good taste

>> No.19480879
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19480879

Magical girl Eiki!

>> No.19481201

>>19480879
Eiki, no. Magical girls exist for horrible, lewd, and horribly lewd things to happen to them. I know it seems like you could do a lot of good like this, but it's a lie.

>> No.19481419

>>19481201
But she wants to do it. She wishes to be a magical girl instead of a strict judge for one day

>> No.19481428
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>>19481419
I understand, and that's fine, but I'm just saying I think she has some misconceptions about the role.

>> No.19483730

>>19481428
She still wants to do it. She’s nagging me

>> No.19486730
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Nyaaaa!!!

>> No.19488384

>>19477023
What do you consider good taste?

>> No.19488505

>>19488384

Everything I like and prefer

>> No.19491755

>>19488505
So biased then...

>> No.19494584

I wanna HUG Eiki!

>> No.19494606
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>>19483730
...well, alright. Just please be very, very careful, Eiki, and get this out of your system as quickly as you can.

>> No.19494619

>>19483730
She's been nagging me too!
More than she does Komachi!
Kowaii Kowaii! Please stop soon Eiki!

>> No.19494693

>>19494606
>get this out of your system as quickly as you can.
Fuck you dude.
Let Eiki savor every moment of what might be her only Magical Girl experience!

>> No.19494701

>>19494693
She might do it more often than madoka as well!

>> No.19494931

>>19494701
No no no
I killled that son of a bitch Kyubei or whatever the fuck his name was.
Eiki won't be selling her soul to anyone else and held hostage to a tiny ass pod.
Little Eiki is a little irreplaceable.
By little, I mean very much

>> No.19496330

>>19494931
It’s okay. Kyubey can go fuck himself anyway

>> No.19502638
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19502638

Slapping komachis breasts

>> No.19502846

>>19399168
>How do you respond to save yourself from such a fate?

I probably deserve it for wasting my life and talents on /jp/ and /a/ related things.

>> No.19502875
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>>19399168
Confess my love and desire

>> No.19503262

>>19502846
Who doesn’t deserve it sadly?

>> No.19505185

>>19502875
Making eiki blush out of control!

>> No.19508377
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Rev up your engine for a bump

>> No.19510384

>>19503262
What if you apply your talents but also remain /jp/?

>> No.19513448

>>19510384
Then the enma must evaluate what you have posted on /jp/ then

>> No.19515897
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Eiki is ready

>> No.19517434

>>19513448
Does being deeply disconnected from normalfaggotry of all kinds put you in a bad light?
Its not bad to hate them right?

>> No.19517769

>>19517434
It’s not bad, but being grumpy all the time doesn’t make you look the best

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Jealous of the ice cream she got

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>> No.19520565

>>19399168
What do you mean dude, isn't she totally thinking of letting me off the hook

>> No.19522148

>>19520565
You sure?

>> No.19524383

>>19522148
maybe I'm just starting to see Japanese scribbles in the air

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>> No.19531068
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Check em
Can't put a man away for getting dubs

>> No.19532952

>>19531068
Who’s dubs are you checking?

>> No.19533002 [DELETED] 

>>19532952
mine

>> No.19533035

>>19532952
mine

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>> No.19537839

>>19534455
Lewd

>> No.19539577

>>19534455
I know you're a little upset, but you lost the bet Eiki..!
I think you look cute in any outfit! Cheer up! It's not forever!

>> No.19539655

>>19517769
Grumpy is one thing but what about living your life unhappily?
Being unhappy almost your entire life?
You tend to not care anymore; what does Eiki think? Is she kind? Or cruel anon?

>> No.19539663

>>19524383
You are just imagining things.

>> No.19539673

>>19539655
If you love your entire life unhappy, why were you living for that long anyway? It’s a way of life that people should strive for. When your constantly mad, you aren’t happy. And if you aren’t happy, why bother living?

Eiki might as well find that as something bad in general, because you could’ve made your life better or done better decisions, but instead you were angry at nearly everything

>> No.19540231

>>19539673
Because killing yourself is too much work.

>> No.19541010

>>19540231
Okay and?

>> No.19541850

>>19541010
What?

>> No.19543729

>>19541850
You say it’s too much work? Why is that?

>> No.19544096

>>19543729
You have to prepare and successfully kill yourself
People might intervene and possibly stop you and detain you for insanity, create a worthless circlejerk trying to figure out why this happened and then they'll try to make sure you won't do it again and monitor you closely
After that, the only alternative is to commit a crime which Eiki would consider bad by default

>> No.19544113

Is it bad to think about using fairies as onaholes if you're nice to them and consider them friends and vice versa?
Normally, they would get hugs and headpats.

>> No.19550699

>>19544113
It is bad no matter what

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The gate is wide and the way is broad that leads to destruction, /jp/

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I'm would like to marry you one day, your honor.

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>> No.19557485

>>19557118
suki

>> No.19564557

Enma! Fresh from the Chopping Block!

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>> No.19568085

>>19568017
Little teddy and Eiki!

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Resting her head on komachis wonderful breasts

>> No.19570590

>>19550699
What?
Which one?
Being friends with fairies or thinking of them as onaholes?

>> No.19575566

>>19570590
Thinking of them as onaholes. You want to be friends with the fairies

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Sleepy Eiki!

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>> No.19581350

>>19579977
Does hecatia bully poor Eiki?

>> No.19581382

>>19581350
It wasn't bullying, she was just trying to give Eiki a good time by taking her shopping and making her try on some nice outfits, since she works so hard all the time.

>> No.19583793

>>19581382
But that outfit looks a bit dingy on her. Should she have gotten something more regal?

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>>19583793
What are you talking about it, it looks magnificent!
The skirt is wonderful, the shirt contrasts with the Eik's seriousness, it just needs to be a little less loose so she can wear it without showing her boobs off, that's all.

>> No.19584376

>>19583813
Yes but hecatias shirt doesn’t fit the attitude of the enma. Nobody would take her as seriously in that outfit

>> No.19584450

>>19584376
Exactly, everyone would feel less stiff and serious around the enma so they can relax and have fun.

>> No.19584883

>>19584450
Why would you want to have fun around eiki when she’s strict?

>> No.19585001

>>19584883
You should take time to relax every once in a while.
Eiki is no exception!

>> No.19586503

>>19575566
What about having children with Youkai? There's a lot of cute ones out there.

>> No.19588408

>>19586503
They may be cute, but do you want to risk the danger of one?

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>>19581382

>> No.19588790

The Enma is lewd as HELL

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=70036021

>> No.19588922

>>19588790
Eiki watches through the ceiling of this world, what does she think when sees such things...

>> No.19588937

>>19588922
She schlicks so hard she almost loses consciousness from the achieved orgasm.

>> No.19589012

>>19588937
The yama is not a lewd being, I don't think so.

>> No.19589022

>>19588790
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=70004976

>> No.19589069

>>19589022
Goddamn I want to impregnate the Yama's ass!

>> No.19589178

Red.
Cease and desist lewding the yama or else.

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>> No.19590155

>>19588408
If you know what you're doing and prepare, there is no danger

>> No.19591872

>>19590155
Sure I can prepare, but there’s always the risk of one trying to bum rush me and try to eat me

>> No.19592459

>>19589629
Do not slap the yamas ass

>> No.19593331
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Ready for her classes

>> No.19594058

>>19589178
You can cease and deceast but people will still do it

>> No.19594427

>>19588922
I'm sure she just looks for someone else.
She wouldn't think about such things and would rather watchsomeone do happy things.

>> No.19595398

>>19594058
I'm not deceased...
>>19594427
yama must judge all actions, if she only judged "happy things" she'd probably not even spare a glace at my house

>> No.19596116

>>19595398
You don’t know the term cease and deceast then means

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>> No.19599955

>>19589022
I might as well be breaking the law looking at her this lewd

>> No.19603350

>>19599955
How come?
It makes you want to rob a store or something?

>> No.19604416

>>19603350
It makes me want to fuck the yama, which itself is wrong

>> No.19606327

>>19604416
It's probably wrong, but not against the law.

>> No.19608154

>>19588408
>but do you want to risk the danger of one?
What kind of question is that?
It's common knowledge that female youkai makes the penis hard but danger makes it even harder.
Of fucking course it's worth talking to a youkai. You never know who you might become friends with and possibly meet.

>> No.19608166

>>19588408
Better question, why wouldn't you want a youkai partner? What other alternatives are there?

>> No.19610088

>>19608154
A dangerous youkai would make your peepee explode?

>> No.19614608

>>19593331
W-what course is it?

>> No.19619093

>>19614608
Consensual hand holding

>> No.19621632

>>19619093
Too lewd. I forbid such activity!

>> No.19621828

>>19621632
But they’re both girls having fun!

>> No.19622717

>>19610088
...with happiess is called ejaculation.
It is preferred this action takes place while the member is deep within her cunny during happy consensual intercourse with the sole intended purpose of procreation.
It's only non consensual when you get reverse mating pressed or if the youkai in question forces you to ejaculate within her nether regions. A human won't and cannot overpower a youkai.

>> No.19622935

EIKI IS BACK IN A GAME!

>> No.19625438

>>19622717
You must be some kind of youkai scholar.

>> No.19628530

>>19625438
No. No idiot in their right mind would dare study a Youkai.
Most Youkai [that we see] are human-like, so human concepts can apply to them as well.
The only difference is that they are sometimes violent, easier to provoke and are most certainly stronger than an above average human. Just use your head every once in a while anon. You can do it!

>> No.19628734

>>19625438
Eiki is friends with youkai scholars

>> No.19628831

>>19628734
I forgot AQ existed
She won't hate me would she?

>> No.19630946

>>19628831
She will still hate you

>> No.19630950

>>19630946
That's fair.

>> No.19631619

>>19622717
I want to be reverse mating pressed by a (female)youkai

>> No.19638446

>>19631619
Why would anyone not want that? That’s a win win right there

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>>19630946
Aww...
Is it a hate hate or is it a "I can't believe you" or "you're just impossible" kind of hate that will disappear after a while when she calms down a bit?

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>>19639398
she forgives you because she's a cute and a good gril, but only if you shout AQ BANZAI! ten times while looking at this picturr

>> No.19639475

>>19639448
Done and Done!

>> No.19642579

>>19639448
Is AQ really that big?

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>jaypee

What a bunch of sinners

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>>19642796
Without sinners Eiki would have no job.

>> No.19643397

>>19399168
If she's already thinking of sending me to hell, she's not impartial enough to judge me!

>> No.19644728

>>19642868
Komachi a cute!

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>>19400710
Wanna try saying this to my face bitchboi?

>> No.19647026

>>19645374
How about I don’t

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>> No.19648139

>>19647081
>>19647078
Stop! You are getting a ticket straight to hell for that one!

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Eiki does not condone the spam that is being done to /jp/ right now

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>>19648139

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>>19650490
I think we saved them all. Aside from Cirno thread. Shame.

>> No.19654137

>>19650522
Frog spammers should be banned permanently

>> No.19655063

>>19654137
Try execution.

>> No.19658635

>>19655063
Execution works well for them, as you do not harm anything worth of value. It would make everyone’s lives so much easier

>> No.19661045

Say someone fucked Komachi.. Eiki wouldn't warrant any punishment would she? Komachi is supposed to be working right..?

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>>19661045
>Komachi is supposed to be working right..?
Wrong.

>> No.19668609

>>19667255
Oh. So no harm done?

>> No.19669192

>>19650509
It's not right to impersonate the Eiki.
Eiki might get mad.

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>> No.19671300

>>19669208
Lewd

>> No.19671366

>>19669203
Her glory is ever present

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>> No.19671572

The yama using my face as a seat or a foot rest

>> No.19671626

>>19399168
pull out my gun and shoot her.

then leave hell wearing her clothes, under the pretense of going out to buy more tea.

foolproof.

>> No.19671654

>>19671516
cute but why does she have keine's hat?

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>>19671654
Keine was busy trying to keep Suwako from eating Cirno so Eiki taught the class.

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