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How many times have you masturbated to Yukari, /jp/?
Too many for me
have 7 times in 3-4 hours

>> No.19301333
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>> No.19301416

>>19301331
easily a few hundred times
I'm a bit depressed now because yesterday I deleted my entire porn folder which was about 40k images, about 10k of those were touhou related and at least 10% of those were yukari

>> No.19301425

>>19301416
Why did you delete them? Sorry

>> No.19301447

>>19301331
I masturbated to Okina.

>> No.19301457

>>19301425
I had a pretty big conversion experience and decided to stop jacking off cold turkey
I knew that the only way for me to stop would be to stop collecting porn, and I'd only stop collecting if my collection no longer existed

>> No.19301464

>>19301331
Never, because I don't like old hags.

>> No.19301507

>>19301457
Is it because of /fit/
I wouldn't worry if you don't stop Forever, just find a better way to measure out your days.

>> No.19301538

>>19301457
Good on you, anon.

>> No.19301540

>>19301333
I want to rape this pig

>> No.19301552
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>>19301507
>Is it because of /fit/
nah, I'm a lanklet that can't bulk
I don't think I can stop forever, but if I reduce the frequency from multiple times per day to maybe once per week (or two weeks if I'm lucky) I'd be pretty happy
>>19301538
thanks, anon

>> No.19302369

>>19301331
>>19301333
FAT!

>> No.19302374

>>19301331
0 Times in the past 24 hours. But all time I'd say well over 200 times.

>> No.19303292

>>19302369
AND OLD!

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>>19301331
6 times, all time.

She isn't my favorite 2hu to fap, but I know well about Yukarin's beauty and sexy lewd body.

>> No.19305770

>>19301331
Yukarin SWEET HOME

>> No.19306025

Quite a few.
But not nearly as much as yuyuko, remilia, tewi, youmu, Alice, aya, satori ir flandre

>> No.19306477

A lot to this https://exhentai.org/g/251328/8a631ff9d8/
Wish there was a lot more Futarin

>> No.19308164

0 I only fap to Reisen!

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I lost count

>> No.19308447

first 2hu i fapped to

>> No.19308485

i don't fap to characters from series i recognize, so zero

>> No.19308508

i don't fap to characters from series i recognize, so at least 100

>> No.19309759

>>19305770
That’s a good one

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>>19301331
I have anally masturbated to the thought of Yukari fucking me with her huge futa cock

>> No.19309775

I have a wife.

>> No.19309840

>>19301457
That's interesting anon. I only wank once a day and it doesn't bother me, but the amount of time I spend looking at lewds needs to be cut down. I don't wanna delete my collection, there's too much nicely curated and rare stuff.

>> No.19310807

>>19309775
Is her name Yukari?

>> No.19313577

>>19301464
How can she be an old hag if she does not age?
She's as pristine and beautiful as someone in their early 20s, and always will be

>> No.19313597

>>19301331
0, I don't like Yukari at all.

>> No.19313668

>>19309840
it doesnt even matter anymore
ive already failed twice because im a failure of a human being
so now im without my porn, my bookmarks and my pixiv follows while still jacking off
I shouldve known it was an over the top idea, I dont know why I bother with anything

>> No.19314239

>>19313668
Go lift
You're addicted to the dopamine release
You need to find another source for it, lifting is a very beneficial and productive way to do that

>> No.19315082

>>19314239
>Go lift
Not that guy, but I'm not sure about this advice. Whenever I exercise (biking, hiking or jogging) I always end up getting really horny when I'm done.

>> No.19315176

>>19301331
So few times I can't even count.

>> No.19315187

>>19315082
That's odd
After a lift day, I'm usually worn out and tired, How intense is your training?

>> No.19316066

>>19315187
>How intense is your training?
Not very, but I feel worn out and tired the day after, when my limbs are aching, but right after exercising I feel like manhandling and mating press cute 2hus.

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>>19309773

Why is this the hottest thing ive read all week aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.19322861

>>19316066
>I feel like manhandling and mating press cute 2hus.
As every red blooded man should

>> No.19323137

>>19301416
A real man only deletes porn to make room for more porn. I understand temporarily abstaining from masturbation in order to improve the quality of following orgasms, but quitting all together is a fool's errand. We are biologically wired to want to reproduce after all, so if you refuse to relive that urge then you'll probably wind up more depressed than you were before nofap.

>> No.19325168

>>19323137
If I were that guy, I’d bury all mm shit underground in a box. Hard drives, USBs and all. That way, all my stuffs still there. No point in deleting it

>> No.19329879

>>19301331
Lim x>infinity f(x) = X / 1

Is the number of times I will eventually jerk off to yukari.

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>>19329879
That shit doesn't even make sense you retard

>> No.19329953

>>19329939
My hand and balls will work until the end of time. Forever and endlessly jerking off to yukari.

>> No.19330201

>>19323137
you might be onto something

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19330893

I fap about once a day, but every time I abstain at all, I always end up doing to 2 or 3 times the next day.

>> No.19334433

>>19330893
How nasty

>> No.19334453

>>19330893
I fap about 3 times a day, and if I end up not fapping or fapping just once a day, the next day I do it 4 or 5 times, usually with the first two being in a row.

>> No.19335212

I want Yukarin to lewd me with her soft and silky gloves.

>> No.19335257

>>19301331
I could probably count them on my fingers, not that big of a yukari fan. I like it when girls are not experiencing menopause.

>> No.19336119

Can you remember how many pieces of bread you've eaten in a lifetime

>> No.19336273

>>19336119
13.

>> No.19337902

>>19301331
0

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>> No.19338337

>>19301331
5 so far. But in all fairness, I just opened this thread, don't even know who the hell she is, or what she's from. The wizard skank dress is awesome though.

>> No.19338915

>>19338337
She's from touhou and is pretty much cute waifu Tzeentch

>> No.19339835

>>19301331
how are you okay, if I do it 3 times in a day I feel drained and lifeless

>> No.19340169

>>19336273
UPDATE:
1

>> No.19340177

>>19340169
meant to tag >>19337902

>> No.19341356

>>19337952
I'm glad that every time I see a part of this image, it always has that or a similar filename

>> No.19342758

>>19301457
I cut back after realising I have a porn problem. I try to only masturbate once a week now because of all the time it seems to eat up and how depressed it was making me. Glad to have you aboard, dude, and good luck keeping it going.

>> No.19342765

>>19309773
Interesting, I never liked Yukari or Magisa much until I found a few pics of futa Yukari fucking Magi. Not sure if I'm allowed to post them here though

>> No.19343532
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>>19342765
>Magisa
What did he mean by this?

>> No.19348130

>>19343532
Granblue fantasy

>> No.19348722

>>19301331
0 times. Gross hag. Praise lolihus

>> No.19351967

>>19348722
How can an eternally young immortal be a hag?
She's early twenties at most physically

>> No.19354900

>>19301331
Yes

>> No.19355003

>>19351967
Early twenties is already hag.

>> No.19355575

>>19355003
t. pedophile

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>>19355575
I prefer the term fairyphile.

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>>19343532
>>19348130
Been trying to figure out what I said wrong there for literally days. cringed at myself when I realised it.
This is a little OT, but Yukari was one of the reasons I found Touhou so confusing and hard to get into at first, because I would see her drawn either young and cute or mature looking and pretty and thought it was a different person, or confused her with Ran. Not to mention all the characters with mob hats that I thought were all the same character. And Others with similar sounding names like Suika/Suwako or Yukari/Yuyuko/Yuugi. It was a learning curve.

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>>19301331
None, I'm jerking it to Reimu's armpits instead

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>>19358293

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