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The Wapanese (also called "Japanophiles" or "Weeaboo") are, much like wiggers, painfully clueless honkies trying to fill their cultural void by pretending not to be white -- in this case, by humping the giant Godzilla leg of the Land of the Rising Shit until assimilated into its culture, as if being Azn is some kind of acquired communicable disease. So badly do they wish this, in fact, that they are willing to dedicate entire afternoons to memorizing up to five common phrases in Japanese, later misusing them at the mall or furry conventions. The main point of doing this is so that their grief of roneryness and rejection from the local teething rich kiddies isn't noticed when they're hanging around retarded fucknuts.

Most Wapanese think that Japan is a place where the trees are made of Pocky, cities are made of platinum PS3s and Nintendo Wiis, and the girls and Bishojos proclaim "ME SO HORRONY" and kneel to take Wapanese cock up the poop chute. Wapanese frequently go to sushi bars or the Panda Express in the food court (despite the fact that it's Chinese foodz), as well as Sanrio stores on a weekly basis. They are the bane of American youth.

>> No.1927833

sure is /b/oxxy day in here

>> No.1927834

Its a good thing very few of us here are weeaboo then

>> No.1927839

I am Asian but I want to be white.

>> No.1927840

Haven't been around for awhile so: Nice pasta or cool story bro.

>> No.1927847

Wrong board dude... We know that Japan is a pretty shitty place

>> No.1927852

>>1927825
Sure is encyclopedia dramatica in here.

>> No.1927853

What's a honky?

>> No.1927858

>>1927853
You

>> No.1927862

>>1927858
I don't get it.

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>> No.1927876

>They are the bane of American youth.
Did you mean "bone"?

>> No.1927879

"It's not like I wanted to post on your weeaboo board, /jp/! I-I'm just trolling you, that's all!"

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