/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Japanese bird cooking spaghetti

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>>19274147
Oh yeah, mmm baby yeah make that PASTA yeah mmm you like that huh oh yeah that’s the good stuff mmm yes yeah ooh I’m feeling it now yeah don’t let that boil now mmm yeah let that good shit simmer for seven minutes ahh yes just long enough, you like that, huh, yeah don’t forget the secret spice mmm sprinkle that good salt into that round pot ohh yeah mmm let that cook till al dente mmm ohh baby soft and tender yes yes yes mmm pour that thick syrupy tomato
Sauce in yeah don’t forget to strain the s o f t noodles mmm mix. It. Up. And serve it on a silver platter for me baby mmm yeah.

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this bird has been cooking for years and its never ready I am starving. did he even turn that on?

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>>19274242
The quest for spaghetti is what drives him. See, it's not about results or rewards, but the time spent striving for our dreams that makes life truly worth living.

Be the Japanese bird, anon. Find your spaghetti and devote your life to its cooking.

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>>19275704
This is true. We need to stop focusing on our goals and embrace the growth that we experience on our daily journey. But still, I can't believe it's taking the bird so long to cook some pasta. Maybe it's whole wheat.

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I have experienced a feel that maybe it's all an illusion, the bird is long dead and it wasn't even making any pasta in first place, instead just posing amongst toy kitchen furniture for a stupid photoshoot. Maybe our lives are also merely illusions, superimposed onto our consciousness by some higher being, who seeks nothing but amusement.

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>>19279412
Or perhaps we ourselves have died and are just living a comforting fake memory in repeat, and simply became part of the higher collective conscious that is the higher being that seeks nothing but amusement?

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>>19279412
>higher being
>>19280901
>higher collective conscious
>>19275704
>striving for our dreams

sorry to interrupt your mental fapping guys
but didn't you really never looked at the stars at night?

>>>/wsg/2132102

we are insignificant dust in the universe, of which we can see only a very small portion

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>>19280962
And yet the 𝘔𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘱𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘶𝘴 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘴 is preparing penn rigate for nutrient consumption, regardless of it's matter size in the universe or luminous spheroids of plasma that you claim is in the sky when it turns dark.
Why is that stranger? Teach us peasants your secrets! We have no internet connections outside this image board or exits in our living shelters. You seem to somehow acquired a wealth of groundbreaking, newfound knowledge about the world around us and our existence via animated images that create sound!

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do you guys put Parmigiano-Reggiano over spaghetti?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4enpM2QFCc

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>>19274147
Japanese girl cooking spaghetti
https://nhentai.net/g/147176/

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Eat this spaghetti, I want to face you at your full power.

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>>19281094
>𝘔𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘱𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘶𝘴 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘴
N-NANI?!?

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>>19287032
are they making fun of Americans or do Italians look like that now?

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Finally a good thread

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Japanese bird playing connect four.

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>>19300111

our TV is filled with american media, like 80%...
we are now allowing Starbucks to open... I mean, what the fuck, this is a country were coffee is a religion, our bars and their cappuccino are the best in the world...
not to mention thousands kebabs shops, and the niggers asking money in front of EVERY supermarket

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>>19305886
Owwie.

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>>19304157
>connect four
>6x5 slots
Literally HOW

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>>19318857
challenge mode

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>>19305886
You ma have thought you answered the question, but you did not. What's the point of the video?

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>>19305886
You may have thought you answered the question, but you did not. What's the point of the video?

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>>19274147
Where did this thing even come from?

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>>19330828
It's a bird not a thing! And it's from Japan, thus called Japanese bird!

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there goes my hero
watch him as he goes

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>>19326657
It's just a fun music video.
It's a guy that wants to become slimmer but ends up suffering because he misses traditional italian food.
Italians aren't that fat, usually we tend to have beer gut however.

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>>19274147
Hi, I'm really enamored by this bird and interested in getting one of my own. What kind of Japanese bird is this and how can I acquire one? Also how to teach it how to cook pasta? Thanks!

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>>19339241
budgie

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rate the best sugo guys:

[ ] all'amatriciana
[ ] aglio, olio e peperoncino
[ ] ragù alla bolognese
[ ] pesto alla genovese
[ ] alla carbonara
[ ] all'arrabbiata
[ ] alla puttanesca
[ ] alla Norma
[ ] alle vongole
[ ] al tonno

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>>19335330
Install gentoo birb!

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>>19339241
This japanese bird is the kind of chef.

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>>19274147
I wanted rice though

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>>19356091
>not lasagne

get out

[jevin No.]

BAVI

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This Japanese bird has been cooking spaghetti since 2009. What have you been doing, /jp/?

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>>19359896
Getting myself into life properly, but also drowning myself in otaku stuff. It’s a good life

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>>19351041
[X] ragù
[X] carbonara

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>>/jp/reports/image-reposts

O_o

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>>19274147
Do you even pasta? That's not spaghetti.