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Мёооооооооонннн!!!

>> No.19174144

>>19174096
russians out. this is a baltic board

>> No.19174397

Are Russians not prosecuted for liking Kazakh cartoons?

>> No.19174409

peo

>> No.19174424
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Расслабься!

>> No.19174496

Ёму а шит

>> No.19174508

cyka

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>>19174424
не принимайте это близко к сердцу

>> No.19175118

>>19174397
idi nahui

>> No.19175265
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>>19174144
Preach, braliuk

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>>19174096
Мюон.

>> No.19175332

there goes my foreskin

>> No.19175598

Back to 2ch with you.

>> No.19176179

>>19175598
I'm pretty sure that russian 2hu fags are from iichan.

>> No.19176184

>>19176179
Neither.

>> No.19176253
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>>19174096
Sup Youmu, tebe teplo?

>> No.19176616

>>19176179
Doesn't look like that judging by the way they speak.

>> No.19176626

And I used 2ch as an example of your typical cyber gopnik that never ceases to swear and shitpost all around anyway.

>> No.19176633

>>19176626
The Moar You Know.......

>> No.19176662

>>19174096
Youmu knows russian!

>> No.19176670

>>19176626
>cyber gopnik
0channers were the real cyber gopniks. Too bad that the site died under constant DDoS.

>> No.19176675

>>19176670
>Too bad
Too good you mean?

>> No.19176696

>>19176675
Too bad. 0chan was the last true imageboard in the world.

>> No.19176707

>>19176696
If you like prison memes, sure.

>> No.19176712

>>19176662
I'll give teacher a pineapple express instead of an apple for lessons again, but desks no kneeling

>> No.19178448

>>19176253
Does that mean she's supports the Soviet Union

>> No.19178463

>>19178448
Well, who doesn't?

>> No.19178529

>>19178463
Hey man that's ice cold of you.

>> No.19182787
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Юка!!! Я люблю тебя!! Будь моей женой!! Пожалуйста!!!

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Юкури пиздец! Хахахахаххахаха

>> No.19183184

>>19182787
Yuuka would rape Rossiya six ways from Sunday

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>>19174096

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Nyash-myash Fourchan nash! Sorry for boyanniy meme.

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Меня зовут Рейму, я пью много чая,
Я вычислю любого, сука, хитрого ёкая.
Со мной в дуэли, нахуй, лучше не встречаться,
Если ты не хочешь без бабоса оказаться.

Сидели на хатёнке у Марисы мы однажды,
Ая тогда в играх засветилась уже дважды.
Эта ведьма хитрая смолит грибной косяк,
И чешет: "бля буду сестра" и "всё ништяк".

Но у меня свои подвесы, вот что интересно:
Сдал её куклоёб, что общается с ней тесно.
Я в данмаку умотала хитрую магичку,
Завтра буду бить ебло папарацци-птичке.

Чё-чё? Бака, нихуя!
Чё-чё? Иди сюда, монстр!
Опа! Ха-а-а. Это ж Рейму на работе
«Взносы, бля!» кричит. Монашка на хип-хопе, ёпт.

Долбила я в хитбокс всех этих мразей,
Пиздец, я им порву спеллкарты без всякой мази!
Не открывай паттерн, на хуй, если нет масти.
Меня зовут Рейму! Давай бабло, здрасьте.

Была ещё одна магичка, помню гниду.
Её ЗУН выпилил из мира, но не подал виду.
Хули, этот высерок решил, что лично сотворил мой мозг.
Я кину это тело к Юкари на допрос.

Меня зовут Рейму, тут нехуй говорить.
Я порву в данмаку всех, кто мне спизди́т.
Я люблю деньги и глушить чаёк, хули.
Просто приноси бабло и все будет ОК (ебать!)

Чё-чё? Бака, нихуя!
Чё-чё? Иди сюда, монстр!
Опа! Ха-а-а. Это ж Рейму на работе
«Взносы, бля!» кричит. Монашка на хип-хопе, ёпт.

Ёкаи, ёкайчики, покажи карманчики.
А Морийцы — высерки, ха-а, чмошники и защеканчики. Оп. Ха-а-а-а. Е! А!
Качает музяка. Да по-любому, чё, всяка, хули.
Не отвалил бабла? По ебалу — НА!

Чё-чё? Бака, нихуя!
Чё-чё? Иди сюда, монстр!
Опа! Ха-а-а. Это ж Рейму на работе
«Взносы, бля!» кричит. Монашка на хип-хопе, ёпт.
Хаа! Чируно! Ну бака!

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>>19182787
Ты опоздал, извини.

>> No.19197213

Russian threads are my favorite thing on /jp/ now.

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>>19174096

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>> No.19199358

>>19199280
So kind!

>> No.19199398

>>19199280

translate it, reds

>> No.19199638

>>19199398
- What present do you want for new year, comrade? Uncle Koba can grand anything.
- Little sister!
- Comrade, leave the room and have a good think about your suggestion.
- What present do you want?
- The victory of communism all around the world!
- Meet your new little sister. Her name is Tashkent.

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>>19195109
Obnyal yuukalovera.
>>19194489
Podpel znatnomu oldfagu/ Cho-cho oppa, nihuya! With love from Ural.
>>19197344
Chto za ruskie thread without Hatater?
Russia! Putin! Vodka! Banzai, desu!

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>>19174096
https://youtu.be/C2BKtxNPq6k

>> No.19203126

I can't read any of this shit.
It's all in red.

>> No.19203170

>>19203126
Изучаеть Русский язик, товарищ!

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>>19203126

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>> No.19203227

シトザフイニャ

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>>19199809
Nyashu obnyal, miko erotic massage propisal!

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>>19203126
So all of it is the ultimate truth then?

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ЭТО ДИЁ!!!

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>>19203400
A-a-ah! Don't stop baby!
>>19203207
Musora yebanie! Nahuya vi Sirnu povyazali suki?

>> No.19203935

This thread is stink of piss.

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>> No.19204180

>>19203935
It’s Jay Pee. What do you expect?

>> No.19204295
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>>19204175
Mi i tak uzhe vse ubralis from /to/ and sidim v /jaypee/, Kirisame-san.

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>>19204295

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>>19204342
Нет, ты!

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>>19204381
Нет ты мочеблядь. Пиздуй обратно на свою парашу.

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Would Youmu enjoy some of babushka's kompot?

>> No.19204720

>>19204701
>kompot
vile shit from what I've heard from my P*lish friends

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>>19204720
Your "friends" either have shit kompot or they have shit taste (could be both!)

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>>19204724
I like the things that can both!

>> No.19204784

Hey who wants to go to IHOb?

>> No.19204806

>>19204724
they were talking about how their first memories of life were drinking absolutely horrid communist kompot in kindergarten. Maybe the good stuff is only for rich capitalists

>> No.19204836

>>19204806
Tekken reference

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Youmu is KGB

>> No.19205854

>>19205852
Youmu is Agent 47

>> No.19205883

>>19199638

Got a good sense of humor, those Ruskies.

>> No.19205899

What the fuck is this ruskshit

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>>19174096
Мёооооооооонннн!!!

>> No.19208592

>>19206240
Paizuri Yomu is NG

>> No.19208676

>>19205899
mutts OUT

>> No.19209097
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А почему, собственно, русня-треды стали появляться здесь? Второй уже за месяц вижу. Что-то в рунете случилось и оттуда выперли тохофагов?

>> No.19209269

>>19209097
Имиджборды умирают. Просто в рунете чуть быстрее, поэтому тохофаги переползают сюда.

>> No.19209292

>>19209269
Именно так, я уже давно тут, а родная тохоборда минимум год как умерла.

>> No.19209749

>>19209269
>>19209292
Нет. Наверное, они просто публикуют дерьмо в четырехканальном

>> No.19209764

>>19209097
тому що даже обоссанный форчинс лучше сосача, ычана итд. такой расклад, тамблерина

>> No.19209955

>>19209764
Единственная хорошая тохоборда была на Доброчане.

>> No.19210067

My continent is range banned on iichan and I can't find any contact info on the page, who can I contact to have my IP exempted?

>> No.19210077

>>19210067
Putin.

>> No.19210097

>>19209955
>Доброчан
>борда

>> No.19210103

>>19210097
Уже нет, факт.

>> No.19210129

>>19210067
you can reach them at @ru_iichan on twitter

>> No.19210155

>>19210103
Всегда нет. После смерти двача из борд только нульчик оставался, все остальное - модерируемая хуита.

>> No.19210167

>>19210155
А нульчик - немодерируемая хуита.

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>>19209955
Доброчановский /то/, когда тоха была в рассвете, состоял на 90% из имейдждам тредов, ньюфаже. Это уже где то после бэд эпла, когда тохота пошла в массы доброчан начал нагонять потому что косплееров и прочий сброд на ычане гнали ссаными тряпками, и где то он таки должен был осесть. Про мочановских полулюдей даже писать не хочу.
Че там сейчас на ычанах и доброчанах не знаю, с рубордами уже лет 5 как завязал.

>> No.19210185

>>19210155
Если на мочане обитали полулюди, то на нульчане вообще четвертьлюди.

>> No.19210205

>>19210171
>>19210185
Ычанопетух закукарекал.

>> No.19210221

>>19210171
держи в курсе

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>>19210155
нульчан был торт, но ему всё-таки не хватало модерации, что и стало причиной его провала.
на сосаче одно вконтактобыдло и прочие биопроблемники.

>> No.19210310

>>19210171
Translate that pic Ivans. Are you badmouthing Suika?

>> No.19210339

>>19210310
The pleasure of being РОГАИНУМ inside.

>> No.19210366

>>19210310
No, they are badmouthing each other's imageboards due to things that happened years ago. Most of these boards are dead or dying anyway.

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>>19174096
Surely you ivans prefer Alice

>> No.19213169

>>19210171
Суйка блять

>> No.19214877

>>19212468
We like kokoro more

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Pissed in mouth of every nulcheblyad in this itt-thread.

>> No.19215684

Soon it will be 10 years since 2ch is gone. I am old.

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>be quarter-Russian
>study Russian in high school
>still can't form enough of a sentence to take part in /jp/ Russian shitposting
m-maybe if I just speak in Bulgarian the Russians will somehow understand me?

>> No.19215847

>>19215755
It's kind of half-understandable.

>> No.19218570

>>19215755
Не проблемо

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Ёму и бабушки

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Привет гопники

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>>19174096

I wish i knew russian

all i know is my main language

>> No.19225398

>>19225328
Russian is worth learning just for the literature alone, I wish i spoke it too. Not like anyone on jp ever reads books of course..

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>>19225398
This. Sadly I only know Russian as far as meme goes

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>>19225294
Привет, айфоноблядь!

>> No.19226136

I'd swap my native language (russian) for english any day. Even if I do know it to some extent already I have no use for russian whatsoever.
Then I'd learn japanese as a second language and transcend humanity.

>> No.19227172

>>19215684
2ch was shittier than 4ch was then

>> No.19231637

>>19194489
Спасибо тебе, мудак, теперь я Сяву уже неделю из головы выкинуть не могу.

>> No.19231915

>>19225398
>Russian is worth learning just for the literature alone
>learning extremely difficult language to read old pile of shit

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>>19231915
There are many modern works worth reading too.
Most of them aren't widely known, though.

>>19226136
>> transcend humanity
How? I know all three, yet I have only noticed how corrupted I am.

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>>19174096
Why the sudden surge of Russians?

>> No.19242181

>>19242063
The board is getting annexed soon.

>> No.19242308

>>19242063
Because Russians are pretty close to japan and their country is depressing as fuck.

>> No.19243411

>>19210264
мишечмо всё проебал.

>> No.19243433

>>19237402
Oblomov is the only russian book worth reading.
For tru/jp/sies, anyway.

>> No.19243436

>>19243411
Никого он не ебал, с дудосами сделать ничего нельзя было.

>> No.19243447

>>19243436
Хорошего человека дудосить не будут.

>> No.19243508

>>19243447
Только хороших и дудосят.

>> No.19247047

Fuck Russia and all Russians for hacking our USA elections.

>> No.19247589

>>19247047
Fuck off to /pol/ kudasai.

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>> No.19247687

>>19243433
"Oblomov" and not "Gore ot uma"?
Each crying about his own wounds, I guess.

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>> No.19248298

Top cringe, posony.

>> No.19248368

>>19231915
Russian is walk in the park compared to Japanese.

>> No.19248397

>>19248368
Only if you don't count orthography and punctuation.

>> No.19248405

>>19248397
And inflections.

>> No.19248492

>>19248405
Fucking this.

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Which Touhou does Russian favor?

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>>19248545
Cirno is pretty popular

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AWyE7snBp0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKpAMWNviLs

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>>19248545

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>>19248587
>съiрно
Is this a hint towards сырники being Cirno's favourite breakfast? Or maybe she's one herself?

>> No.19248717

>>19248587
Here's a translation for the second video, as someone might get interested

This is cirno, the last day of winter, 28 February. THERE WILL BE NO 29 AAAAAAAA. The delay is getting too long

What is a Cirno? It's a baka
Baka under wakaba's sky
Baka likes various arts from hentai pack
Anus, obscenity, futanari UMM
Baka likes various arts from hentai pack
Anus, obscenity, futanari

What is a Cirno? It's a genius
The strongest genius in the world
Genius doesn't need to know everything in this world
That everyone knows the genius is above all
Genius doesn't need to know everything in this world
That everyone knows the genius is above all

What is a Cirno? It's a 9
The wisdom of the whole universe in one number
42 squared — is 9 too
Cirno, cirno, such a baka

What is Cirno? That's a Cirno
Cirno Cirno Cirno Cirno Cirno
Cirno Cirno Cirno Cirno Cirno Cirno Cirno
Cirno Cirno Cirno Cirno Cirno Uuh
What is Cirno? That's a Cirno
Cirno Cirno Cirno Cirno Cirno

Cirno in the sky, where the light shines
Cirno in the sky, ...
I failed the choirs, but it's still coo, isn't it?
Ok, the choirs will go this way

Cirno in the sky, where the light shines
Life is really easy when you are with Cirno
If the world is to get a disaster
Cirno, i'd want to go to you

*Laughs*

— Are there more couples?
— There is a shitton of them. But we don't need so much
— There is an epic one. Find it. Find it
— ok

What is a Cirno? Cirno is a loli
Loli on her feet and with a hair
Lolis in jackets with a moustache don't exist
But you have to UNDERSTAND THAT YOURSELF

>> No.19248732

>>19248657
It's more like Cirno in russian pronunciation is consonant with the word Сырники. And here goes the joke

>> No.19248748

>>19248732
Well that was kinda obvious, I think. Though I expected it to be Чырно.

>> No.19248815

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L6Ky3JK5hzE

>> No.19248843

>>19248748
The proper Russian transliteration is Тируно.

>> No.19248858

>>19248843
We still pronounce it as Сырно
Probably because the translations went as jp -> eng -> rus

>> No.19248871

>>19248843
I love proper Russian transliterations, they almost read completely unlike the actual Japanese pronounciation.

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>>19248843

>> No.19248928

>>19248875
Что??

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>>19248843
haha more like норути

>> No.19248981

>>19248858
Я знаю. И Тируно для меня совсем неправильно звучит, Сырну куда привычнее и веселее говорить.

>>19248871
You can thank Mr. Polivanov for that. Although, if a Russian who doesn't know English tried to read Hepburn, it would be just as much of a shit show, so there's no good solution.

>> No.19248990

>>19248981
Difference is, Hepburn is made for English speakers, and Polyvanov for Russian-speakers.

We just need a Russian Hepburn-equivalent.

>> No.19249151

>>19248990
No, we don't.
Polivanov's system is as close as you can get to the original pronunciation if you keep a few pronunciation rules in mind. The guy who translated Higurashi to Russian explained that in his notes somewhat.

>> No.19249192

Russians are magical.

>> No.19249341

>>19249151
Сякуган но Сяна.

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>>19248545
Alice

>> No.19249762

>>19247687
Oblomov is the original NEET

>> No.19249922

>>19249151
Пришло время выпить тяю.

>> No.19254613

Бамп

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>>19254613
Pancake?

>> No.19254942

>>19249644
Me on the left.

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Is Suica the most русское тохо?

>> No.19260564

>>19248875
I thought this was about Mokou accidentally killing a dude

>> No.19262377

>>19194489
Here you go.
https://youtu.be/LigrVPYazZ8

>> No.19262410

But there is some quality and unironic Russian content aswell.
https://youtu.be/Lg_fWxGILlA

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>>19258118
It's because she is a fuckin' drunkard?
>>19263104
We need MOAR Yobafaces in this thread!

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>>19263641
Delivered.

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>>19263104
>>19263641
>>19263669

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>>19263680
Сосач мертв же.

>> No.19263829

Russian culture handles irony much better as a literary device than the west, I think.

There's a calm resignation to how Russians use it. Things are probably not going to change regardless of what happens, so you might as well make fun of it all.

Oldskool dvach funposters will be spouting memes as President Zhirinovsky has them dragged off to the not-gulags for racism against white people.

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>>19263829

>> No.19263870

>>19263829
>President Zhirinovsky has them dragged off to the not-gulags for racism against white people
What a bizarre image.

>> No.19264073

>>19263865
maybe it would be better if I spoke in albanian?

>> No.19264254

are Russians even white?

>> No.19264454

>>19264073
It would be better if you spoke a fucking english.

>> No.19264618

>>19264254
4chan have thousand different definitions for what ''white'' means. You can give any answer for any ethnicity and there will be people both agree and disagree with you.

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>>19264618
I don’t think so, sorry for bad quality meme

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>>19204701

>> No.19265418

>>19203207
Сырно не бака!

>> No.19269198
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Is Youmu the perfect representative of Russia

>> No.19269370

>>19269198
So you ship Yuyuko and Okina, well whatever man.

>> No.19269376

>>19264254

there was a pretty big war fought over russians not being white

>> No.19269668
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>>19269376
Are they still going on about that?

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>>19263669
Thanks. Really great pic. Fukken saved.
>>19263680
Sorry, Takayama-san.
>>19263707
Anus tvoy myortv, korova buryatskaya.

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>>19269198
Yes

>> No.19271880

>>19270391
>subtextual

>> No.19274204

>>19271880
Anna, Sophia... come on! Those are some fine russian dyevushka names!

>> No.19281385

>>19174096
you can't die yet

>> No.19282868
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Did you notice how strange are backgrounds in all the stages? in the end it turns out that Reimu is a lonely orphan living in an abandoned shrine, and she invented Gensokyo and all it's residents as her imaginary friends. She lives on alms, so this is where this entire donations stuff came from. also it is obvious that alms are not so much, therefore the box is always empty, and hungry pale Reimu is laying down in the shrine, imagining adventures in a magical world and beautiful festivals with all its inhabitants.

It would be a good ending, in fact. There is no uncertainty, no continuation - full stop. Playtime is over; here it is, reality, spreads out in front you. Go, be part of it, love, suffer, die under this hot and cold sun as your fathers and grandfathers loved and suffered and died and as before them their fathers and grandfathers and fathers and grandfathers of their fathers and grandfathers did. You can run away to your magical country without worries and sorrows, but you can not escape. Your life anyway will find you, gently grab you with ice claws, carefully wrap you in a blanket from dust and bureaucratic waste and swallow you.



Poor Reimu is so tired of loneliness that her imaginary world has become real, but only in her head. She developed schizophrenia. Sometimes her second personality takes control of the body, but as there is still nothing to do in the empty shrine, she lies and dreams, like the hostess of the body. She imagines that she became a witch that flies on a broom, cooks an elixir from mushrooms, steals books and has fun. Her fate is even more unenviable. After all, Reimu has a chance to find a way out, no matter how tiny it is, and Marisa has no chance, and never had, and will not have, she is doomed.

Only the drizzling autumn rain cries for her.

Once, lost in the forest, ZUN came upon an abandoned shrine. And he met there with a strange girl who talked with imaginary friends. Left to spend the night, ZUN listened to the stories of the poor girl, about her fictional adventures. The next morning he left, but even after returning home and drinking a bottle of beer he could not forget the temple in the forest and the girl. And then he decided that he would try to translate the girl's fantasies into reality by the only way available to him - with the help of program code and a graphic tablet. After gaining fame and glory, ZUN repeatedly tried to find that abandoned shrine in the deepest place, but each time failed. And his only dream, his only desire is that sooner or later that lonely girl will see his creations. And smile... maybe.

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He is not to be envied, people became alcoholics not because of good life. A complete fail at self-realization, lack of money and having no support from close people plunged him into world of illusions. It is obvious that a homebrew game of a not too popular "shoot'em up" genre with terrible art and MIDI music will not bring success to anyone in real life. There are no any fans, no dozens of thousands of fanarts, arrangements, doujinshis, no Reitaisai, even this board doesn't exist - it's all his delusions, a product of a mind driven to sickness by alcohol. All this takes place in ZUN's head while he spreads languidly with a bottle in hand between piles of rubbish, surrounded by shabby gray walls of his tiny rental room (and he can't even pay for rent anymore).

Touhoufag who reads this text now doesn't even suspect that he doesn't exist. He is just a made-up character, and ZUN sees dreams from his point of view. No one draws content you fapped today on, no one composes music you listened to, no one even wrote this post - your perception, your thoughts and your confidence in the reality of things are just a usual fakeness of dreams. So, how is it - to be a fabrication of a stranger's mind?

>> No.19282982

>>19282868
>>19282898
Concealed the Conclusion was boring 10 years ago, and it's still boring.

>> No.19283012

>>19263829
>>19263865
I understand what angle he's coming from.

Reminds me of the Russian song Все идет по плану, or "Everything is going according to plan" which makes fun of blind belief in socialist ideals and policy.

I'm an American but random 2ch russian memes exposed me to bits of their culture.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wqd4ug0DwM

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>>19282868
>>19282898
Bljad! Very moroznaya story, bratishka!

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Bump.

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Myon, anon?

>> No.19300621

>>19295053

>> No.19304643

>>19295053
Myon.

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мёон

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>>19306609
>> юму

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List of Russian Touhou:
1. Youmu - Dyevuskoye Toho
2. Yuuka - Semyechkoye Toho
3. Okuu - Chyernobilska Toho
4. Сырно - T H E S T R O N G E S T 
5. Suika - Gopniki
You can thank me later, also I’m speaking in broken Russian just like my fellow blyati speaking in Runglish

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>>19310424
>Dyevuskoye

>> No.19313006

>>19310424
>Semyechkoye Toho
V goloseenu!

>> No.19313734

I bought an adidas black tracksuit and I know that I have to keep my feet on the ground when I squat, am I cool yet?

>> No.19313753

>>19313734
You can use this as reference:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP79zHALbH4

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>>19313734
You also need to be able to speak patsanskiy razgovor.

>> No.19313804

>>19313753
So that's the reason why they call russians snowniggers... I could do all of them except the parts where I have to interact with other people.

>> No.19313822

>>19313804
Every country has an underclass. Russia's just happens to be white.

>> No.19313858

>>19313822
Why is Russia's underclass so (in)famous compared to others? Some parts are similar to the underclass of most countries but there are things that stand out the most from them like the tracksuits and getting drunk outside and the hardbass.

>> No.19313918

>>19313858
I wouldn't say it's that infamous compared to British chavs. Even visually they are nearly identical. I guess the 90s collapse made them relatively more visible.

>> No.19313961

Is it true that Russian girls have the biggest boobs?

>> No.19314003

>>19313961
Russian girls are a meme.

>> No.19314007

>>19313961
No, they are just fat.

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>>19313757
>patsanskiy razgovor
AUE! Zhritsam po masti, yokaiam po pasti! Blatui, touhach!

>> No.19323679

>>19176670
iichan/to/ is where the real cyber gopniks are.

>> No.19329068

>>19319498
Please stop posting unappealing images of my wife.

>> No.19330450

how do I into russian?

>> No.19330679
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>>19330450
You must accept the fact that the Soviet Union was the best hope for the Russian People.

>> No.19330718

Can any of you Russki nerds tell the Rika Nipah comic guy to come back and post here again?

>> No.19331421

>>19330679
now what?

>> No.19331561

>>19331421

Tracksuit, vodka addiction, despair.

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>>19330718
Gotcha covered.

>> No.19334833

>>19330679
*works only 45% of the time

>> No.19338495

>>19334833
There's a reason why Putin plays up Soviet nostalgia. Things weren't great but they were stable

>> No.19344006

>>19338495
My family owned a nice two-story summer house and some land around it. Brick walls, electricity, water, not far from a major city, stands right on the bank of Volga so you can go for a swim or chill on a sandy beach.
In the nineties grandpa sold it, planning to buy a car. Then hyperinflation hit. Money stashed for buying a car now was just about enough for a piece of bread.
Stability is pretty important.

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>> No.19347979

Back to vk with you.

>> No.19347990

It's a free country
I can do whatever i want

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Мягкая девочка.

>> No.19353698

>>19353685
Lewding her is not allowed.
Please remove this.

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Я хуею с бугров, они все такие внезапно утончённые, а мы все быдло и нам нельзя. Как говорили великие - идите-ка вы нахуй, где хотим, там и сидим, что хотим, то и смотрим. Эта борда для всех.

>> No.19356135

>>19355299
На сосач быдло.

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>>19355299
На сосач быдло

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>>19344006
damn

>> No.19359356

pyccknñ xxxaxaaxa))

>> No.19363216

>>19344006
It is very similar in 1960s Indonesia where your entire lifesavings in a blitz moment devalued into only able to buy a serving of peanuts. Stability is not a bad thing when we talk economy

>> No.19363233

>>19344006
>>19363216
Too bad, we got a credit to build a house at about the same time. Expected to be paying it off for like a decade or more, paid it in one month.

>> No.19367466

>>19363216
>>19344006
Invest in gold and silver

>> No.19367756

>>19367466
Grandfather was not storing these money long-term. The plan was to sell the house, then in a few days use the same money for another purchase, so there was no point investing them into something else.
And exactly in these days everything went to hell. Just a very unlucky timing.

>> No.19367818

>>19310424
touhou is always a girl!
so "dyevushka-toha" is a tautology
and "semyechkovaya toha"
"chernobilskaya toha"
etc

>> No.19373016

>>19367466
Precious metals are also a commodity. The value can go up or down depending on market prices, just like currency or real property.

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[ERROR]

>> No.19379474

No

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>>19373016
So are currencies. We literally collectively been tricked by the jews into believing that a piece of paper holds as much as value as precious metals or natural energy. Imagine the U.S. got nuked into oblivion in split second, I’ll be drinking USD forex investors’ tears

>>19367818
Thanks fella

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>>19382385
Deciduous lactose aaaalrghbglhblgbhhhh.

>> No.19388173

>>19379474
Yes

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>> No.19398800

remember - no russian

>> No.19401369

>>19395451
I really like this image. Thank you anon

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>> No.19405913

>>19405520
Which thread & room is this from?

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>> No.19408871

>>19405913
128 in base.

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>>19408871
ty

>> No.19409160

>>19356135
>>19358899
На очко, опломбина.
Быдло and proud.

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Holy H****************CK. This is one of the reasons i don't use vast majority of runet anymore.

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>> No.19416233

>>19295053
Да

>> No.19416595

>>19395451
Neat

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>>19395451
Youmu is not lazy!

>> No.19424930

Yomч

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>> No.19437310

>>19418924
you can work a five day shift and still be happy about the weekend

>> No.19442738

God... I want a Youmu gf so hard...

>> No.19450042

>>19437310
That's not how it works.

>> No.19456457

>>19367466
>>>/biz/

>> No.19459623

>>19450042
In Soviet Union it did

>> No.19459660

suki

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