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19140769 No.19140769[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Have you ever wanted to had sex with Touhous?

>> No.19140808

Depends. Which ones?

>> No.19140853
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Yes!

>> No.19140874

All of you need to stop lusting

>> No.19140875

>>19140769
I call dibs on the one on the far left. She's mine, dudes!

>> No.19140905

No, since like with any other 3D person I'd be afraid of STIs or an unwanted pregnancy, and since I don't want to be in a relationship with anyone I'm willing to forego sex.

>> No.19140930

All the time.

>> No.19140940 [SPOILER] 
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I just want to cuddle them, kiss them and feed them pizza.

As far as Yukari is concerned, I want to cum on her slice of pizza first.

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Sweet, gentle love making with Patche.

>> No.19140971

I just want to see Youmu's embarrassed red face when I see her naked.

>> No.19141021

No I want to hold hands with her.

>> No.19141047

no I just want to play games with her and cuddle afterwards

>> No.19141048

I want to make babies with every single applicable 2hu!

>> No.19141115
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If you want to sex the Touhous you need to remember a few crucial rules:
1. Don't get greedy
2. Always be consensual
3. Always love them
4. TAKE RESPONSIBILITY
If you can't follow these rules, you're eternally banned from Gensokyo

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>>19140769
how lewd is rubbing touhou feet?

>> No.19141122

>>19141115

I'll follow those rules as long as I get to fug every cute Touhou

>> No.19141133
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>>19141122
>every
Rule 1 broken already, have some control you fucking animal

>> No.19141137

>>19141133

>fucking animal

damn right

>> No.19141159

>>19141115
How can I not be greedy when it's about Youmu's beautiful virgin body?

>> No.19141164

>>19141159
>How can I not be greedy when it's about Youmu's beautiful virgin body?
Youmu deserves someone with self-control. Go back to your boatsluts

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>> No.19141182

>>19141164
I only know Shimakaze, and he is not a slut.

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>>19140769
Don't sexualize my 2hus, especially Acute.

>> No.19141205

>>19141202
I actually agree, Akuu is not for lewd, unlike most other 2hus.

>> No.19141235

I want to dress up a sex doll as a 2hu.

>> No.19141243

>>19141168

hot

>> No.19141246

>>19141168
Piece is for lewd but not for sex.

>> No.19141266

>>19141235
I want to dress up as a 2hu and have sex.

>> No.19141291

>>19140769
I've wanted to have hot and heavy femdom sex with Yukari (and occasionally Remilia) many times before. As for regular vanilla stuff, not really.

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>>19141291
>the remi will never bite you

>> No.19141329
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I want to have sex with gay sissy bottom /jp/sies dressed up a touhous while dressing up as a touhou myself.

>> No.19141381

>>19141329
That would be nice.

>> No.19141420
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>>19140769
Yes, all the time.

>>19141115
>1. Don't get greedy
Can I still masturbate to touhous other than the one I'll be dating?
>2. Always be consensual
What if I get raped by one of them?
>4. TAKE RESPONSIBILITY
Do contraceptive pills exist in Gensokyo?

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PELVIS
BREAKING
SEX

>> No.19141429

>>19141329
That doesn't sound very good.

>> No.19141446

>>19141329
/jp/sies dressed as touhous aren't actually touhous. It's still perfectly acceptable and encouraged to fuck their brains out, but don't mix the two up.

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>>19141420
>Can I still masturbate to touhous other than the one I'll be dating?
No, be faithful. Why masturbate to the other Touhous when you already have your ideal with you?
>What if I get raped by one of them?
The consensual rule applies to you on them, not them on you. The reason being you should already know but just in case you don't, it's because they can't rape you; you'll like it either way. You made that clear with your last point and I'm sure everyone agrees
>Do contraceptive pills exist in Gensokyo?
Probably not, there might be some spell, but why wouldn't you want a Touhou to have your child? I guess everyone has their reasons, but there's likely some spell card or seal, I'd have to check

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>>19141479
>Why masturbate to the other Touhous when you already have your ideal with you?
Because I'm a man and my dick will naturally go erect at the sight of a cute girl. Absolutely nothing I can do about it.
>why wouldn't you want a Touhou to have your child?
I need time to get a job. Remi is definitely wealthy enough to take care of the many kids I intend to have with her, but I'd be a terrible example if I just lazed around the manor all day like an oversized parasite.

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>>19141516
>Because I'm a man and my dick will naturally go erect at the sight of a cute girl.
No, you're a horny teenager that can't handle himself around other girls despite having his ideal wife
>but I'd be a terrible example if I just lazed around the manor all day like an oversized parasite.
However, you make a fair point with this. Control your dick, you have Remi, she's pretty top tier. If you're really having that much trouble, just fuck Remi.

>> No.19141538

Is this the new roleplaying thread?

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>>19141426
that sounds dangerous

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>>19141446
I want to shatter their pride as men so that they become more and more like an actual touhou as I filled up their butts with thick creamy cum.

>> No.19141919

>>19141479
>I'm sure everyone agrees
Don't assume such perverse things, asshole.

>> No.19141971

>>19141808
That's sounds gay and delusional. No matter how much you cum inside a bunch of wimpy nerds, they'll never become a girl, much less a 2hu.

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>>19141205
>>19141202
As someone with AQN in my third spot since 2009, I disagree. The grown-up AQN we see in Forbidden Scrollery is a perfectly valid target of sexual fantasies. She is going to need to have kids some time soon anyway.

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>>19140769
I've always wanted to have sex with all the touhous.

>> No.19142061
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2hus are for hugs not fugs

>> No.19142083

>>19141971
Not with that attitude.

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>>19142061
Then why are they so sexually attractive?

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>>19141987
Akyuu is dissapointed of you.

>> No.19142328

>>19141115
>1.
Obviously, one girl should be enough for you.

>2.
This one goes without saying. if only for self preservation reasons.

>3.
I agree. But you do need to hold them to their faults. Imperfections are cute, but should still be treated as imperfections.

>4.
Obviously. And don't start getting any ideas about pulling out or condoms. Your Touhou wife will expect you to provide them with beautiful children.

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>>19141301
>Yukari will never eat you.

>> No.19142348

>>19141291
Most Touhou's are for femdom. Just imagine being fucked at knifepoint by Sakuya.

>> No.19142381

>>19140769
No. I don't find any Touhou particularly attractive. I wouldn't mind sleeping with Mokou though just to make her feel wanted and loved.

>> No.19142507

>>19142348
That sounds terrifying and arousing, but mostly terrifying. What if she wants to kill you after she's done? Or lock you up in a dungeon for the rest of your life so she can use you whenever she wants?

>> No.19142520

>>19142328
Glad you agree, and to address point three, I never asked for anything less than that. However, it's good that you brought that up, thank you

>> No.19142573

>>19142507
It is terrifying, but she does it for your sake. The knife exists as a means of keeping you submissive and in line. Only if she has complete and utter dominance over you can she make you experience a level of pleasure no other human could.

>What if she wants to kill you after she's done?
Then you accept, if not embrace your fate. Allowing Sakuya to kill you is the highest form of submission you can achieve. If you aren't willing to make that kind of sacrifice, then you'll never fully experience the pleasure she can provide.

Fortunately, she probably won't kill you if she likes you. But she might "punish" you if you fail to satisfy her.

>Or lock you up in a dungeon for the rest of your life so she can use you whenever she wants?
In that case, simply devote yourself completely to Sakuya. Accept that you now exist only for the sake of her pleasure and happiness. If you can do that, then in return she will take care of you. And give you a carefree peaceful live of devotion and satisfaction.

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>>19142573
That sounds fucking awful.
I don't want a "ultimate level of pleasure", I want a 2hu who likes me and who will say the words 'I love you', not one who only sees me as a breathing sex toy who will rape me at knife point.
I don't want to be submissive, or exist solely for someone's happiness and pleasure, I want to be free and choose what to do with my life.
Your post made me like Sakuya a little bit less, and dislike femdom a whole lot more.

>> No.19142682

>>19142663
You can have a more normal form of femdom, maybe even with Sakuya. But i would personally recommend a different Touhou if you want the kind of relationship you described. Somebody like Sanae, Marisa, Mokou, or Keine. Those are good for conventional loving relationships. Youkai, and people who serve Youkai, are for fucked up femdom.

>> No.19142738

Do you take me for some kind of Otaku pervert?
I just want to be shrunk and stepped or sat on by a Touhou, that's all!

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>>19142339
Good taste

>> No.19142781

>>19142761
Something is only as good as the ending. And there is no better ending to your life than being killed, eaten, and finally digested by Yukari. Both your body and soul becoming one with her.

>> No.19142906

>>19141987
No,Akyuu is for hugs only!

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>>19142682
>Marisa
Good idea.

>> No.19142954

>>19142929
Marisa is perfect girlfriend material. Just imagine deflowering her cute trembling naked body. Making her experience a kind of joy she never felt before.

>> No.19142983

>>19141479
>Why masturbate to the other Touhous when you already have your ideal with you?
The Moriya shrine houses multiple gods and is tended to by a goddess miko; a faithful worshiper would make an effort to fap to all three goddesses!

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