Monster Girl Thread

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Zaba-Nya.

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I want to rape little Sphinx-chan in her mouth and in her butt!

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How would you explain facesitting to a troll?
I'd feel be too innocent to get it.

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Even rubber bands become lewd in the hands of a monster girl.

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The spring season curfew isn’t in place just for kicks.

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>>18996983
>”Oh no snookems! You’ll die!”
She may be right, look at that caboose

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>>18996983
Is it safe to receive facesitting from a Troll? that looks like a death sentence

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>>18996951
My little cat can’t be this much of a weeb!
My job!

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>>18996988
>you will never snap a hard M monstergirl's naughty bits with rubber bands

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>>18996983
Tenderly plant ass on husbands face shouldn't be a hard direction to follow.

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I want to show a Kunoichi Senran Kagura.

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>>18996992
I wanna experience a Hellhound in heat!

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>>18997004
>>18997024
Why DO Trolls have such bountiful backsides, prestigious posteriors, ample applebottoms?

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>>18996992
Poor guy is getting so much pheromones in his nostrils he won't be able to think of anything other than impregnating her for at least 2 weeks.

>>18997007
>Hard M monster girl tries to get off using all sorts of tools
>Can't satisfy her urges no matter how much she tries
>Her dear anon merely snaps a rubber band at her clit
>She becomes a convulsing mess from the pleasure
Love is best conveyed through pain.

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>>18996951
I want to visit the Great Temple of Bastet and worship cats!

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>>18997032
Are you sure you can handle her?

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Remember don't ignore your cute imp for to long!

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>>18997029
But that’s how you get her trying to acquire a larger bust!

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>>18997035
As a species, they have the most fertile and matronly qualities out of of any Demihuman type.

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>>18997071
Overlordfags should fuck off.

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>>18997024
>Hey there Kiddo, want to help me out with the weeds in the garden?

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>>18997083
A Troll mom-wife would be splendid.

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>>18997071
>ignoring a girl with a body like albedo's
I wouldn't dream of it.

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>>18997086
>”Oh no no, don’t worry. I’m a cool mom! I let anon hotdog all the time!”
>”Don’t you mean you make him hotdogs all the time?”
>”Oh, I do that too!”

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I want a Nightgaunt to sit on my face.

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>>18997086
>>18997090
>sonu intimidated by his Troll momfu’s enormous ass
>”Aww, don’t worry sweetie! I’ll make sure you grow big and healthy so you can do whatever you want! Now, finish that mushroom soup I made~”

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>>18997083
Shota hunter Troll

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>>18997124
It would be pretty terrifying to be honest. You guys are seeing it from the "would fug" adult perspective. But what if you are a tiny kid who barely knows about lewd? If it was me i would be pretty scared about her sitting on me and crushing me by accident.

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>>18997090
>>18997124
Imagine. Imagine squeezing milk from her proportionately large breasts into the garden while ravaging her enormous rear.

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>>18997077
What's your problem with it ?

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>>18997184
Gross

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>>18997191
That one anon who spams the maids has ruined it for everyone, or at least the people who will be most vocal about it. So now any mention of the series will have someone sperg about it.

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>>18997191
Look at the spam from the past few months and take a hint.

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What if instead of a monster girl daughter, I wanted a son who imherits monster traits of his mom.
Are there any stories about this? Maybe a cute shota son learning to use his monster powers with his mom. Preferably non-Incubus ones.

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>>18997211
>>18997229
Other things are as if not more prolific,
Curious how it only counts as spam when it's something you personally don't like.

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>>18997262
Low quality bait man, at least try harder to get me ranting

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I think overlord is good but overated.

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>>18997262
>something isn't [X] just because you don't like it
Now, where have I heard this excuse before.

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>>18997262
Don't mind it, the thread will always look for something to sperg about. It's the reason the good content providers end up leaving in the end.

I'm actually surprised these threads haven't died yet.

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>>18997120
I dunno. Butt-wings seem a little unusual.

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>>18997292
Don't reply to your own posts, anon.

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>>18997292
>reddit spacing

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>>18997301
I thought reddit spacing


was like this?

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>>18997311
Either or.

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>>18997311
W h y n o t



L i k e t h i s



?

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>>18997262
There's a difference between posting the same thing and posting similar things.
When people talk about a monster girl for example they post pictures of her that may have been posted before but the text is always different. Maid spammer and mermaid spammer always posts the exact same shit every thread without fail, or do when they're around.

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>>18997338
Anon, he knew that. Everyone knew that. Don't bite.

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What girls could pin you to the wall with their ass?

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>>18997349
Me? I don't know which monsters like me, anon. I have some positive traits, sure, but I wonder if they would be enough to make a girl that horny.

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>>18997349
Centaurs.

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>>18997358
This.

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>>18997349
Beeg Dragon Zombies!

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>>18997349
Jinko in estrus.

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>>18997349
What if I'd rather pin the girl to the wall with her ass?

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>>18997435
BEEG dragons are best dragons.

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>>18997481
Affirmative.
The kind who can easily manhandle you and carry you around like a stuffed animal and won’t hear you say no when they want to snusnu you with all their beegness

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>>18997470
For some reason the "authorized personnel only" sign makes it lewder.

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>>18997087
Ainz only manages because he's got some magical bullshit going on. He doesn't even have a dick and still wants to hit that otherwise. I wonder if the Wandering Scholar has something similar going.

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>>18997489
Yep, I don't care if they're regular, asian, wyvern, below ground, or undead, I'll take them.

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>>18997497
>I wonder if the Wandering Scholar has something similar going.
The Wandering Scholar is assisted by a Leanan Sidhe that he probably fucks.

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>>18997498
>Underground
>BEEG Wurm explodes out of the ground with a dopey happy smile on her face
That’s a hard hat zone if I ever saw one.

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>>18997518
More like a hard dick zone, amirite?

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You can host up to 5 of these girls in your house.

*Your house will be remodelled to accomodate any of them with specific needs
**The named characters are not available, you get an unnamed vanilla girl instead

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>>18997273
That basically means you've been backed into a corner and have no arguement.

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>>18997528
dullahan and jiang shi, bigamy is best.

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>>18997528
Doppelganger
Black Slime
Pink Slime
Lesser Devil
Greater Devil
I'm prepared.

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>>18997533
Better, 6/10. Next time, try responding quicker, or insulting my mother.

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>>18997503
I thought it was a Dark Matter he was being helped by. Or are the two not connected?

Regardless, could you imagine his assistant? His job is to go around and ask girls to describe in excruciating detail how they fuck and then write it down. She'd probably be so wound up listening to people talking about sex all day that she rapes him every night.

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>>18997523
Anon no!
You’re gonna get crushed by her horny humping!

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>>18997528
>posting furrys

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>>18997528
They're all garbage.

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>>18997518
Nah, thats a dig and run.

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>>18997211
>So now any mention of the series will have someone sperg about it.
So? Fuck em

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>>18997551
His companion is a Leanan Sidhe. Saphirette met him and he helped a bit with the book she put out to promote monsterization, demon realms, and to try and find a husband. Then Druella may have put an enchantment on the book to monsterize women/lure men to Lescatie.

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>>18997528
Greater Devil, Mosquito, Ryu-jin, Raptor, Jiangshi.
Probably wouldn't need to remodel too much with the exception of finding room for them all.

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>>18997528
Heavy Weight, Werecat, and Wyvern. I want my laid back household!

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>>18997528
Give me that elder devil! Land Animal harpy, Eel mermaid, pink slime and a centaur. I'm gonna have a laid back homestay life.

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>>18997585
Druella is maxmimim pesky

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>>18997528
>no leech
This sucks
Pink Slime, Jiang Shi, and Doppelganger

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Say the Demon Lord set her lustful eyes on this planet. How do you think a monstergirl takeover of Earth would play out?

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>>18997528
Dairy Breed
Jiangshi
Eel
Troll
Ryu-jin

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>>18997528
Arachne, cylcops, dairy breed, oni, and wyvern

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>>18997066
No, but the hospital trip will be worth it.

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>>18997551
She is still a virgin nerd even after being turned into a goddamn Dark Matter.

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>>18997561
Many of the girls aren't that bad individually, it's mostly the setting and the author turning them into shit.

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>>18997636
She's married to the job, no time to go out and find a husband. Though between the chaos ball and her elementals, I'd hardly assume she's never had sex. But could you imagine how crazy she'd go when she finally gets a dick in her?

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It would be nice if houris were real.

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>>18997528
>Alraune
>Pink Slime
>Dairy Breed
>Wererabbit
>Ara-Ara Arachne

A lewd oneesan harem out in the countryside would be amazing. With all the lusty pheromones in the air and the tendency of each of those species towards naughtiness, it's only a matter of time before the Ara-Ara Arachnee trains a fetish for being tied up and milked like an animal into the Dairy Breed and Wererabbit, and the Pink Slime and Alraune would keep the homestead awash in sweet nectar and and an irresistibly sexy atmosphere.

The household could specialize in creating beautiful silk goods as well as an addictively sweet blend of milk and Alraune nectar. The Alraune and Pink Slime could also have fun running an apiary together, so we could have honey created with Alraune pollen as well.

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>>18997611
I like to believe that it will be pretty smooth.

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>>18997528
Dragonnewt.

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Best nee-san race?

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I had no idea that May 10th was official Maid day
Reminder that maids are olev.

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>>18997668
Spiders

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>>18997668
If I see that fucking magisa one more time...

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>>18997676
Humans are best nee-san race. No corruption involced.

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>>18997611
Assuming she works the same way as the MGE? As much /pol/ as possible aside, Western Europe would probably be saturated fairly quickly, followed by places where people just really want a break from their shitty lives, then they'd just kind of spread from there. It'd be inexorable but minimally violent in most places, save where religious tension and ethnic tensions are especially high. The radical faction probably wouldn't have a ton to do outside of hot zones now.

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>>18997668
Automatons are a species of aggressive protectors, which gives them mad onee-san cred.

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>>18997676
You called?

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>>18997699
Yee

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>>18997611
>>18997691
Monstergirl side: overpowered lilims, Gyoubu Danuki, Ratatoskr, the Sabbath, etc.

Human side: corporations, military, and government (which can all be infiltrated)

I imagine the monstergirls would resort to all sorts of tactics: internet posts by the chipmunk girls supporting the monstergirls, bake sales with suspicious ingredients, etc.

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>>18997672
God bless the maids.

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Is Sandworm hair just strands of meat?

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>>18997723
>>18997691
Can’t we just go for the diplomatic end?

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>>18997723
The MG already have races specialized in dealing with corporations and the like (dark priests, pandas, nuki). The military might maybe be a threat in the face of head on combat, but they aren't really set up to handle seduction magic. It'd be interesting to see how that worked, especially early on.

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>>18997672
I will celebrate with the salamander maids.

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>>18997744
The second post you quoted was diplomatically minded. I even said there wouldn't be much violence; it'd be more of a cultural blending.

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>>18997672
Needs more fairy maids

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>>18997736
Presumably, but of some different structure.

>>18997748
I don't think seduction magic works well against bombs and missiles, but magic as it is is a "rulebreaker" so who knows.

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>>18997736
Better question: could she actually style it differently?

>>18997672
No wonder I've felt like shit all day: no meido.

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>>18997672
>Try to give your Kikimora maid the day off
>She gets confused and upset
>While holding back tears she asks why you don't want her anymore

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>>18997528
>Lamia
>Centaur
>Shark Race
>Gigantes
>Lesser Devil
Imagine the shenanigans!

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>>18997761
Bombs, Missiles, and even a nuke doesn't mean shit if all the generals are balls deep on some MG.

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>>18997765
A holiday for maids just makes her want to maid all the harder.

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>>18997765
She's a dog bird maid, not a fucking harry potter elf
She should know better

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>>18997776
You don't go into melee before pressing the red button dude.

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>>18997736
I hope that sandworm hair is prehensile, but that might overlap with kejourou too much.

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>>18997748
Maybe it would be played out in such a way that by the time people realize what's happening, it'd be too late to stop it. Women would be monsterized left and right, men all over -- even social outcasts -- would be turned into virile incubi, nations would be turning into demon realms...

>>18997744
>diplomatic end

How would that go?

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>>18997736
It's like regular hair, but when clumped up, it can give off the impression of being a fleshy tentacle.

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>>18997792
Inhostile takeover?

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>>18997798
It can't really be called inhostile if the race of origin gets technically destroyed.

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>>18997665
>Choosing just one
Anon no, this is how you make a monster girl heart pupil if you are in her sights.

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>>18997792
>[Insert joke about london here]

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>>18997761
Obviously, you'd be using that on the people using the weapons, not the weapons themselves. Urban conflicts would be something to see, to be sure.

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>>18997792
>”Hello, we are monsters, here is how we work. We wish to mingle peacefully with society. Be aware that these things will happen because our mere presence”
>”Okay then. We are humans, this is how we work. Some of us are uncomfortable with this, while others ar enthusiastic. Here is how we will integrate into each other’s worlds.

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>>18997672
When is official Master Day?

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>>18997691
>Western Europe would probably be saturated fairly quickly

Why do you think that?

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>>18997810
>urban combat
>implying it wouldn't be hardcore scorched earth tactics the moment they realize corruption extremely contagious and incurable

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I would develop a plan that involves ma and a gnome having sex in entire pools of dark matter and becoming so powerfull i can make a moon sized planet with my own earth magic

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>>18997816
Are you new on the internet? Cause if anyone, humans don't work that way.

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>>18997816
That'd probably be the optimistic ending.

Quite a number of humans in power want the world to stay the shithole it is, while the Demon Lord wants everyone to be monstergirls and incubi. So they'd have to get past that.

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>>18997833
1. the more freaky animal porn comes from there
2.>>18997806
3. Even monster would be a bit put off by the kenyan animal rapists.

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>>18997836
And that's when the dark matter bombs come out and shit really starts getting nasty. If the DL was being at all tactical and had enough control, she'd have already made inroads to prevent things going that far, though.

Actually, wait. Where are the gods in this? They played a big part in her taking over the old world.

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>>18997852
kenyan animal rapists.
What

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>>18997833
Just imagine what /pol/ would say about immigrants, only apply it to champion dick blowers capable of (forcibly and accidentally) turning other women into champion dick blowers.

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>>18997825
Every day is Master Day. I would think that obvious.

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>>18997528
Large Breed
Alraune
Ogre
Werefox
Werewolf

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>>18997871
Not to mention that monstergirls and incubi would probably look more anime-like.

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>>18997852
If anything, PC culture fags would start freaking out at monster"girls" treating themselves and being treated as sexual objects, and also the prospect of turning human women into them, thus majority would start pressuring the goverment/people around them to stand against that shit. And, unfortunately, as it seems they still have to big of an input on the world which would lead into conflict even faster than without them.

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>>18997611
Personally I think It's better not to mix the real world and monstergirls

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>>18997825
>Hunting season on single males
Oh no.

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>>18997885
>Australia gets re purposed as the human sanctuary.

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>>18997866
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/774563/Man-raped-chicken-jailed-could-not-get-girlfriend-Africa-Kenya
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5360819/animal-sex-beast-raped-mums-goats-jailed-kenya/

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>>18997901
By the sketchy knowledge of shit going on in Australia, i don't think i'd wanna live there.
Turning into a semen manufacturing tool would be a better prospect, mentally and on a future perspective level.

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How would the world would react when the first monstergirls start appearing?

>>18997885
The "woke" would likely find their ranks getting infiltrated and monsterized.

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In MGE world, what happens when you just don’t want to feel lovey or horny? Everything in MGE seems to be so passionate for one thing or another. Can you just relax and not feel anything?

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>>18997930
"Go home and take us with you"

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>>18997935
>Can you just relax and not feel anything?
That's called being dead.

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>>18997930
I feel sorry for the dragonfags already.

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>>18997904
Didn’t anybody ever tell you not to stare at the sun?

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>>18997935
Sure, just cuddle up with a weresheep and then relax all the way into sleep.

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>>18997930
Freaking out? Searching/hunting? Dissection? Long range interactions? ... World domination thorugh black magic?

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>>18997935
From what I've read, sex is as important to monstergirls as a meal is to us, and most of us don't spend every waking moment eating.

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>>18997930
Remember that you cannot tell an incubus apart from a regular man without special magical training.
It would get very interesting.

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>>18997930
>How would the world would react when the first monstergirls start appearing?
SJWs doing face heel turns while the male population prepares their tastes and their dicks for what's to come. Lots of people would suddenly hold conflicting views. Me? I'd just be watching to tell if they're really MGE style girls or not, then going all in if it looks safe.

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>>18997935
Don't worry, eros has the answer!
On that note, does anyone remember the artist for this or have the finished version?

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>>18997938
Not that much.

>>18997942
No, like no cuddles, no fucking, no fighting, just being adjacent to each other.

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>>18997954
>Remember that you cannot tell an incubus apart from a regular man
By looks. Altered behavior and the level of degeneracy would give them away when they interact with someone.

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>>18997954
Whjat about horns, tail, different markings and an overall dark pressence?

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>>18997885
>PC culture fags would start freaking out at monster"girls" treating themselves and being treated as sexual objects

Day 1: "Why It's Sexist To Love Monstergirls" by Jane Doe

Day 2: "Why It's Sexy To Love Monstergirls" by Jane Doe

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>>18997930
They'd tell their citizens to stay in the safe zones, to not contact any of the invaders and not trust anything they say, and let the armies deal with it.

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>>18997970
You’re confusing incubus and Alp

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>>18997958
>I'd just be watching to tell if they're really MGE style girls

It really would suck if they ended up being the same as 3DPD just with monster powers.

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>>18997970
None of those show up except in your headcanon dude.

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>>18997971
It's kind of like a zombie apocalypse, but more lewd.

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>>18997959
I bet it's locked behind a Patreon.

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>>18997969
So, indistinguishable from ~half of the male population.

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>>18997976
>>18997979
Oh yeah, i forgot. Only succuby can have demonic traits. Incubus don't cause that would make them monsterboys...

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>>18997948
I would throw myself into magitech given the chance.
Imagine all the cool shit you could build

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>>18997972
The monstergirls would probably cook up a scheme to deal with that. Remember that even Order soldiers sent to kill monstergirls often can't complete the deed, and often end up doing another deed.

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>>18997977
This is basically the worst possible scenario. They'd have more control over men than usual, too.

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>>18997948
That makes sense then. Sometimes you feel like being a foodie and sometimes you don’t feel like eating food and just wish you had sustenance without the hassle.

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>>18997995
Why would your average solider trust them over their fellow man?

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>>18997977
>It really would suck if they ended up being the same as 3DPD just with monster powers.


And if they looked anime-esque, human women probably wouldn't stand a chance (unless they're monsterized).

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>>18998011
Dude, even if human women were anime, monster anime women would still be superior.

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>>18998008
Lilims

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>>18997991
It will be even cooler if our science is compatible will magitech. Even if we can only use magic to generate electricity, out tech will drastically improve.

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>>18997930
>knock on the door at 9am waking me
>open door to see smiling Shog on doorstep
"Morning, Mastah..."
>immediately slam door shut in disbelief
>open again after a few minutes
>she's still there, smiling

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>>18997987
Well an Incubus would likely be pretty /fit/ and would have a woman on his arm most of the time, so y-yeah. Half.

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>>18997989
Having horns could be cool occasionally for acting chunni or having your gf hold you in place or something, as long as you could withdraw them.

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>>18998021
Time to go spelunking and rape the first Nightgaunt i find.

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>>18998021
>have you hear of the word of our saviour "insert chaos deity here"?

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>>18997977
The most hilarious part is that it'd be so unpredictable. Day 2 of monster girls showing up and you could have succubi of all things shaming women who sleep around. The resulting world would end up a parody of itself.
>"Eeeh? You fucked how many guys, and all of them just walked away? Girl, you're defective!"

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>>18997995
The Order soldiers are told the monsters still eat people and that god wills them to purge, so they crumble easily because what they're told doesn't match what they meet at all. Modern earth soldiers would only know it's some kind of an irreversible mind control epidemic that needs to be contained at any cost, and besides the most powerful weapons like artillery and guided missiles are used at extreme ranges so a lot of the time there would be no direct contact at all.

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>>18998020
It would be a thing to devote research into.
DE is for the most part a renewable energy. So if we get gremlins and hakutakus working on generators and converters it could be onto something

Would make a good story at least

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>>18998041
Give me a cute taunki or rata to snuggle.

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>>18997940
It would be one hell of a war. How does a monster girl decide on the partner when two or more people love her all the same?

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>>18998044
Those tend to not work so good when the "enemy" is living amongst your own population.

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>>18998041
>THOT patrol but with loyal Monstergirls cleaning up thots
DruDru’s Bizzare Adventure

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>>18998058
DUDE HAREMS LMAO

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>>18998041
There is a lack of those "confident in you own sexuality and the way they use it" doujins or stories. As they would have to be about the girl and not the guy i guess.

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>>18998041
It's odd. The lewds are ironically the more chaste, while the prudes are really the more promiscuous and perverted.

>>18998044
So how could the monstergirls get around that?

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>>18998061
Why would they let them live here?

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>>18997904
All I'll say is at least the first guy tried to get a girl before going for the chicken
As for the second, its the first I've heard of an animal being raped to death.

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>>18998073
>>18998076
Infiltration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998076
They're very good at convincing people.
Also shapeshifting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18997672

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998058
Then it comes down to preference. Monsters do have tastes after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998061
They will if it's an desperate apocalyptic outbreak scenario. You could expect the confict to escalate to "bombing 'infected' areas into parking lots to sacrifice the few to save the many -> dark matter bombing -> nuclear strike just to contain it" exchanges before it's over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998097
It should be easy for them to decide on a partner base on fertility and physical/mental health.

[Anonymous No.]

If an "outbreak" of monstergirls emerged, imagine how the media and social media would react.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998084
>>18998044
Splinter Sex: Kunoichi Tomorrow.
This is literally exactly what Kunoichi train for. Infiltrate and assassinate monster-unfriendly leaders. You know what to do girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998046
I just want a mechanic hakutaku, but its too close to anubis mechanic to stick as a concept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998102
Not like it matters since the leadership already got "convinced."

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998119
Depends on the news presenting it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998120
>MGs backwards engineer tech from humans to create modern tech suits and gadgets for Kunoichi
>Humans backwards engineer magic from MGs to train highly advanced super-agents
>the Advanced Kunoichi and Advanced Human Infiltrator meet on the battlefield one fateful day...

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998124
You are giving up to easily making the monstergirls lose interest. Fighto-fighto anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998137
What?
If you want stupid wargames go to /tg/ where you belong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998133
The battle was intense.
The sex was even more so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998102
Nuclear radiation is kind of like mamanomana after all, it can be transmitted and carried in both living things and everyday objects, it can contaminate the surroundings, the environment can contaminate people, there’s no way to get rid of it, and some plants/animals are evolved to thrive in it/ despite it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998133
Can love bloom on the battlefield?

>>18998130
And how deep the tanuki have gotten into said news.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998133
Why would magic users need high tech gadgets when magic could technically be used as substitute for all, unlike tech?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998147
Nuclear slime-chan!
Don’t call her an elephant’s foot, she’s sensitive about her weight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998114
Ii definitely isn't just that though. I doubt one would be willing to spend eons with annoying guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998120
>assassinate

Is that what they call "it" now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998147
>>18998154
>DE just converts radiation into more power for monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998153
Because we’re writing a blockbuster here, kid, not some podunk art house sci-di flick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998150
>Can love bloom on the battlefield?

Gandharvas

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998144
The there was no point to the topic when your chosen course of action goes "they just win".

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998137
Not everyone wants to fight.
I mean, if Beast was here he would want to, but I'd rather chill with a catgirl or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998169
Yep, so better drop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998120
>>18998124
>implying any compromised leaders wouldn't get court martialed
Trained spies might be good infiltrators, but any seduced leaders would drastically change their behavior and opinions, getting caught before they can take anything down from the inside.
The monstergirl invasion would cause even western countries to regress to stalinism-tier rule and teamkilling out of necessarity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998169
>"they just win"

That's probably what would happen if the MGs were as Kenkou describes them. The Demon Lord is somehow who overthrows the Chief God.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998173
Being no fun is also a way to discourtage most monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998181
>somehow

*someone

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998150
>Can love bloom on the battlefield?
Yes.
Overwhelmingly so.
We tried to stop it, but it just won’t.
It just keeps blooming and blooming with no end in sight.
This is how it all falls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998183
Monster girls don't find senseless killing fun.
In fact, that's the one thing that makes them despise you.

[Anonymous No.]

>humans drop a nuclear bomb over a city
>a pleasant Shog meido knows of it and looks up as it releases
>”Ah~ that will make a pesky mess~ lets clean it up before it does that~”
>she suddenly ___________REDACTED_____________ up into the sky and _________REDACTED________ so that it harmlessly goes off Elsewhere before she floats back down cutely using her dress
>”Yosh~ mastah will be happy~”

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998171
>If Beast was here.
I'm surprised only one london joke was made during this conversation given that monster human relations are awkward in the roulette.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998195
I wasn't focusing on doing just war regarding first contact if that is what you thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998179
>The monstergirl invasion would cause even western countries to regress to stalinism-tier rule and teamkilling out of necessarity.
Looks like the West would become the Order in that scenario. Could they keep up the "fight?"

And would Japan turn into Zipangu IRL?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998208
Really? You sure seem enamored with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998171
Yeah, I'd definitely rather love than fight. I don't have a reason to fight to begin with anyway; as a fertile male that wouldn't mind incubization MG are nothing but a win so long as they're KC-esque.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998199
She would actually let it blow up so she would get a whole load of maid chores to do as a clean up, keeping her master alive as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998199
>a creature famously weak to fire stopping an especially big and especially hot fire
Alright that's just getting retarded now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998199
Best meido. She deserves a cookie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998119
>Is it racist to hate the invaders? No, it's not.
>This minor celebrity totally owns the invaders, proves they're resetting centuries of womens' struggles.
>We took over a Invader camp, and what we found was horrifying.
>Here's a breakdown on why the ideals held the the invaders are wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998218
>enamored
Unfortunately i can't feel those feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998223
Don't you like some MFY, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998223
It didn’t get to the point where it was a fire, she _________________________________ it before it went off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998223
SEETHING

[Anonymous No.]

A world with Meme Mana sounds kind of boring. Sounds like you'd lose all drive for anything other than sex over time
>>18998241
back to /v/

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998223
If shes afraid of fire how do you cook anything or light any candles/lanterns for light?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998227
By the end of the "invasion," the news could be... somewhat different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998244
Except that's blatantly false if you had bothered to read even a little bit of the World Guides.
But none of you actually read, who am I kidding?

[Anonymous No.]

>profile-skim-only fags back in force
Meido, please change the channel, I’ve seen this rerun plenty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998223
Who said she got close to the big hot fire? She took care of the bomb before it went off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998250
Well like
You wouldn't have to work anymore if you're immortal, and nobody works for fun, so things would just kinda fall apart. The world guide only works for a pseudo-medieval fantasy setting and not the hypothetical real-world one being discussed at the moment. Who's going to pave the roads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998219
So from what I get from these conversations about monsters showing up over last year or so of threads.
Non discript Monster girls= need more research
KC monster girls= full investment
KC girls via roulette= random element too strong/3M is an evil guy with a master plan.
EMG girls= subjective as fuck
MGQ girls= grab the gun and defend humanity
Praxis= just fuck off
Am I right so far?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998261
>You have drawn the ire of a yellow/black slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998244
>>18998261
The absolute state of speedreading niggers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998215
>And would Japan turn into Zipangu IRL?

And would the demographic crisis play into that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998261
Maybe that's what monstergirls would do to a modern world: make it revert to a preindustrial world enhanced by magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998261
>riding on the back of your Wyvern waifu as she pleasantly soars through the sky and let’s you fondle her tits
>”...babe, who’s gonna pave the roads?”
>”The hell’s a road?”

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998250
As far as i know, doing anything but sex is actually tryig to find something more interesting than such. But mamonomana makes it bound to fail so it just ends up being a minor hobby or the end result/biproduct of what the non corrupt left behind. Aside from general necessities.

[Anonymous No.]

All hail the Pharaoh!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998261
Gremlins

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998262
Not ALL of the MGQ girls are shit. I haven't read Roulette either, but with those exceptions you're at least right as far as I go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998272
Utter garbage
What would you do for fun without modern technology

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998276
I encourage you to read both world guides, the supplementary materials to the profile pages, as well as the collection of Q and A’s found in the pastebin in the OP from questions our very own thread has asked KC. Happy researching!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998261
There is no immorality other than maybe undead but even then with only 1,000 years of history in the current era who knows. Even the Demon lord has a life span.

There is a section in the world guide about monsters and incubi working to buy potions, food, clothing, and things to make their sex life more enjoyable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998286
We need a picture of a pouty Hakutaku trying to show a world guide book to an Order soldier, who instead is shrugging and saying “Lol didn’t read” or “Whatre those?”

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998282
The bad outnumber the good, so filtering the good ones in would take some time

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998273
>every monster girl is a wyvern

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998295
I think he meant it as technically there is no iuncentive to anything and everything other than "sex related" making over half of modern world achievements obsolete, unnecessary or unappicable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998283
sex

I don't think all modern technology would vanish. There'd still be books, sports, etc. Of course much more lewd, but there'd still be stuff to do that isn't necessarily sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998306
It was a humorous anecdote you joyless neckbearded cunt
Not every game of makebeleive needs to pass Gaigax’s rules of consistent DM worldbuilding holy fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998261
>and nobody works for fun

But many would want to follow creative pursuits, or simply to do fun things. Wouldn't you want to make a nice house/town/city for yourself and your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998278
Can i hail her booty instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998282
>I haven't read Roulette
Beast is a roller coaster when it comes to quality, but all who read it agree that he's unintentionally made it look like bad shit's going down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998315
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998317
It is a nice booty so yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998308
Except everything from Succubus Notes to the world guides to even some entries talk about how both monsters and incubi have hobbies and an entire culture of art, theater, cooking, religion and pretty much everything RL humans have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998327
Then Pandemonium is the place for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998306
How common would transportation (Levitation, teleportation, super speed) magic be?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to come home to a dire style wyvern.

Big muscles
Big talons
Big booty
Big heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998252
COME ON DOWN TO THE BOOK NOOK! We have half price cook books just in time for those summer barbecues! Vacation guide books 30% off! NOOK Club Card holders get an additional 10% off all purchases! Family owned and operated for half a century Please come in. Amazoness.com is stealing all our business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998334
But I'm not really interested in sex at all
I just like cute girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998327
Found the devil bug's husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998303
Right, so in that case I'd go /out/, not full /k/. Research what's good, what's bad, how to get to where the good ones are and how to protect myself from the bad ones while I'm traveling. I'd be cautious, but that's not quite a deus vult situation for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998339
I would actually do that.
All our current book stores are a pain in the ass to get to or in a mall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998308
>making over half of modern world achievements obsolete, unnecessary or unappicable

This. Why ride on a smelly bus when you can teleport like >>18998335 said?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998352
>said

*mentioned

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998286
Which ones in the pastelbin are Q&As? I see nothing but mangas, artists and and some general site links.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998339
I bet they don't employ real amazons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998308
Yeah that's what I meant. For example, all of the inventions that arose from space programs and the military. Innovation would cease to exist. Too much comfort leads to stagnation, and there has to be some kind of conflict in any story or setting. There's a reason why KC included the Order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998365
Hmm, might be in one of the ‘old master links’


Oy Mari! Wheres the QnAs? Help a nibba out you cunt I know you’re lurkin

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998381
That could be a good thing depending on what you're looking for

[Anonymous No.]

>>18997528
Ogre, Shark mermaid, Raptor harpy, Lamia and Arachne.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine how scientists would react to Wonderland and the fairy realm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998400
Pen a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998383
>Innovation would cease to exist.

What about innovations made by "crazy people" though? Like if someone wanted to go to space to see if there were space MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998339
Isn't amazoness redundant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998383
>There's a reason why KC included the Order.

Isn't it doomed to fail though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998365
http://mgewiki.com/w/Q%26A_with_Kenkou_Cross

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998402
‘Annihilation’, but cuter and lewder

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998389
Got to the wiki it's on the menu on the left side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998389
Found it i think. In the second old pastebin link.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998407
Or magic spells to explore the universe. I don't think the human spirit for exploration would be completely subdued.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998415
Yeah, thanks. I was just being unattentive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998414
Weren't the Nazis doomed to fail? The Soviets? Etc etc
You don't need a stalemate to have a conflict.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998416
>‘Annihilation

What's that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998407
Hell, there's an entire division of the Demon Lord's army devoted to magical research.
You might better know them as where the Sabbath came from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998349
>Older CC Tanooki comes bustling to the door when she hears the bell chime
>”Welcome welcome! Can I help you find anything? We have complementary coffee and tea in the back if you want. Feel free to ask us for help! Me and my husband will be behind the counter.”
>Senior looking man behind the counter waves to you and smiles warmly.
>Notice a sign behind the counter with a cartoon tanooki in the bottom corner saying something
>Mother Nook says: “I spent my whole life trying to make profits. I’m not going to try to squeeze a dime here too. All books guaranteed to be at a discount!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998442
Yeah, but after the Order falls, there's no conflict anymore.

Not necessarily a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998427
>I don't think the human spirit for exploration would be completely subdued.

Not to mention the drive to compete and be the best. I'd love to see a MG martial arts tournament.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998460
There will always be conflict, the Order just provided an easy "Enemy of all" to unify against.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998463
Human spirit and the drive to compete can only go so far when the other side can shatter boulders, has built-in weapons, can fly, or shoot fireballs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998458
>Guaranteed lowest prices
I just can't believe that pitch anymore. So long as the store isn't shit and prices are decent I'd probably still go though; mom and pop shops are nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998460
There isn't any real conflict anyway. This isn't a shonen setting. Only small scale skirmishes ever happen and most humans have never even seen a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998460
There's not going to be any plot advancement in MGE, dummy

[Anonymous No.]

Would a leanan sidhe be able to eliminate most of the things taking up your time so you could work on whatever project you needed to, and post updates regularly enough for people to stop thinking you're dead every other month?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998463
>I'd love to see a MG martial arts tournament.

It'd involve sex somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998458
Definitely nabbing some books.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998491
Well duh. The losers get dragged off-stage to be raped by the winner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998497
>a carrot poking a vegetable

[Anonymous No.]

>>18997691
>save where religious tension and ethnic tensions are especially high

Those would likely "cool down" too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998497
>implying there wouldn't be sex in the match itself

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998474
Magic existing would even the odds to an extent, no? Magitech takes that even further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998489
That would be nice, what you working on?

[Anonymous No.]

Titanoboa lamia!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998509
Everything would cool down eventually, but they'd get hotter first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998402
>Wonderland
That's for sure in England.

>fairy realm.
Isn't that near Ireland?

[Anonymous No.]

Would it be unethical to study a baby alraune as she grows?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998402
Cheshires teaching scintists about interdimansional travel.
Just a prank, brah. We're gonna have only sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998549

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998517
Yandere kunoichi., but I've been stuck with so much overtime at work that I can only make progress on it by typing with my phone on breaks.

Posting a sweater snake to repent for this blogpost

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998562

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998580
That sweater is nice but bad, cause she'll get her shoulders cold. Keep snakes warm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18997071
Watched the end of S2.

She seems fine to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998515
What's the point of a martial arts contest if you start allowing in artificial enhancements?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998549
How would that be unethical? Is it sinful to make observations?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998549
I am thirsty all of a sudden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998528
Hotter one way or the "other" way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998635
Both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998549
>>18998562
>>18998598
Who made those?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998651
First thing you do is use your iq database to find "idon". Ask after you fail to do so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998227
The squirrel girls would make some interesting counter articles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998580
Oh so it's you. Still looking forward to that, don't worry about the time it takes, good things can't be rushed after all.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998682
Her arm is broken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998477
No one said they were the lowest, but every book is at least under sticker price by some amount.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998682
Why is she so smug?
>>18998692
Maybe it's a shog disguised as a kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998692
She's just flexible.

>>18998731
She knows master wants it.

[Anonymous No.]

What would happen if someone had both a kikimora and a shoggoth maid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998756
They would have 2 maids

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998756
He'd have the best maid duo possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18997829
>Your party is attacked by a Lewd Cat Kingdom Mage
>The Mage watches you carefully as her staff begins to glow

>Your options are:
>Fight
>Magic
>Item
>Run

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998756
Cute antics
https://pastebin.com/2xeyyTmv

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998788
>>>/qst/

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998756
http://mgewiki.com/w/File:Kikimora18.jpg
Yes it's a wiki link, I'm too lazy to find it in my folder and upload it to imgur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998788
>Magic
>Silence
>Lewd Cat Kingdom Mage is silenced
And that's how I got a lewd cat kingdom as an item in the onahole tab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998788
>no Pat Head or Touch Fluffy Tail option
Horrible game, would demand refund.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998830
>http://mgewiki.com/w/File:Kikimora18.jpg

Huh. I was wondering what was under her maid cap.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope you're having a good day, dude!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998833
>Lewd Cat Kingdom Mage is Silenced
>She cannot use magic
>Her staff glows brighter and suddenly explodes
>Lewd Cat Kingdom Mage faceplants in your crotch
>You are now Aroused

Your options are:
>Attack
>Magic
>Item
>Run

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998890
>Item
>Condom

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998911
!CURSED!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998890
>Attack
>Scratch
>Target: Her butt
And that's how I got a lewd cat kingdom mage purring on my dick while lifting up her ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998924
If said mage is Silenced, can she purr?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998642
So a monstergirl takeover of Earth would be an analogy of how a single monstergirl gets a husband? Makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998947
I don't know, she just does. Or maybe the effect ran out and I'd have to silence her in another way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998924
>You begin scratching the Lewd Cat Mage's buttocks
>The mage begins to mewl seductively
>The seductive noises attract a King of Cats (female)
>She is protected by her Armor of Cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>18997829
>>18998788
Are you sure that's not just a Dark Mage that gave herself nekomimi features?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999046
Oh shit.
>Magic
>Laser beam
>Use that as distraction so I can sneak in a critical hit on her butt too
And that's how I tried fighting a King of Cats. I still have back up plans though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999082
>Good Thinking!
>You shine a laser beam on a nearby wall
>The King of Cats is unfazed
>Her Armor of Cats is distracted and begins chasing the beam
>The King of Cats trys to cover herself up out of modesty

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999121
King of Cats would be a dangerous and strong opponent. The best course of action would be:
>Item
>Stash of catnip
>Use on King of Cats to make her confused

[Anonymous No.]

You've been contacted by [method preferable for you]. The MGE demon lord has figured out how to open the portals but plans to introduce MG into the world slowly to ease integration. You've been selected as a potential council member to select a few types of MG to be relocated to your area. A group of a few thousand MGs composed of five species of your choosing will be introduced to Earth in your region using completely legal channels. They will be allowed to do as they please within stipulations you set for the next twenty years, at which point the next phase will begin. Which species do you choose and what are your stipulations? Note, an exception to allow one of you're waifu's species over will be allowed if she's not one of your five. For me it's:

>Troll: Not allowed to grow any demon realm plants on themselves so they're still cool during the day. A list of crops that can't be grown period would be assembled

>Gremlin: All of the lewd shit stays between themselves and their husbands. They're encouraged to focus on making things with industrial, automotive, or energy efficiency/creation applications

>Hakutaku: Any milking is to be done in private; they're essentially to act like nursing mothers when needed.

>Dark Priest: Not allowed to intentionally monsterize or incubize anyone outside of life-saving situations

>Apsara: No special instructions

My idea is to mainly just have the girls out there and seen day to day as normal and helpful individuals; outside of limiting PDAs, I'd just want them to do what makes them happy. I figure the populace will have softened up some after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999141
>You quickly shower the King of Cats in catnip
>The King gives a rapturous grin tackles you head on
>Her Armor of Cats squirms rapidly
>You are enveloped in a pile of cats
>You are being Cuddled

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999192
The armor of cats ran away you dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999203
Oh right
>You are still being cuddled by the King of Cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999192
I wouldn't have hands enough to pat all those cats. Though with a free hand I'd be able to at elast cast a spell.
>Magic
>Fireball
>Target catnip so they burn and the scent gets spread

>>18999210
Fuck. No, that's not a command.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999216
>You are overwhelmed by the Cuddling
>You orgasm from cuddles alone
>The King of Cat lets out a lewd "Nyahaha"
>She begins pawing at your member

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999159
>>Apsara: No special instructions

Single men would be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999246
Anon you're starting to ERP

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999159
Succubus: No rape or corruption outside of written consent.

Ryus: Change the weather when needed. No storms.

Gnome: No corrupt fruits, just give a boost to farming.

Lizardmen: Serve as guards and policewomen, limit dueling to private areas with people that already agreed to duel.

Pharaohs: Ser

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999256
Game Over

Play again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999256
>>18999246
Oh shit seems like we got an alp cat. Time to
>Run

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999250
That's the idea. I wanted to put a kiki in that last spot, but I figured the Apsara would have a more widespread effect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999159
Succubus: No rape or corruption outside of written consent.

Ryus: Change the weather when needed. No storms.

Gnome: No corrupt fruits, just give a boost to farming.

Lizardmen: Serve as guards and policewomen, limit dueling to private areas with people that already agreed to duel.

Pharaohs: take small government and management jobs. Try to take bigger jobs when they can. Wow people with their leadership and charisma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999266
>>18999046
>King of Cats (female)

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999275
>Succubus
>No rape
Rule lawyering inbound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18997672
>Be a Kikimora
>Your heart's pitter-pattering, the Young Master is coming over today, and you cannot help to want to dote on him with excellent service!
>There's three rapping knocks on the door to the row house, right as you're drying your hands with a tea towel
>The Young Master is a mousy looking fellow, his breath stinks of over-roasted coffee and his suit is mildly disheveled. His smile is sheepish when you open the door for him, inviting him inside.
>You can feel his hungry eyes on your womanly curves, the Master having joked on several occasions you were aging like a fine wine.
>He's rather cordial when he introduces himself, tip-toeing around how long you'd like him to stay
>The look on his face is priceless when you tut at him and tell the young master that he's not leaving until he has a belly full of warm soup and a bath
"Well ugh... Interesting... huh..."
>You're speedy and efficient in disrobing him, putting the young master in a fine cotton pair of slacks and robe, serving him a choice between honeysuckle tea or a fine cognac
"So... where do we go from here?"
>You're midway through ironing his dress slacks' seam, asking him how his day at work was
"Well, you know, plenty of meetings... both informal and formal. Some of them got physical... perhaps a bit intimate. If you'd like we could go to your bed room and really relax."
>Your smile is terse and patient, telling him it's improper for the young master to proposition to an old hen like yourself
>Soon, he ends up laying on the floor in your lap, his head getting petted like an oversized dog, hair stroked as he rambles on and on about his job. Long hours, not a lot of free time.
>Some hours later, the young master awakens with a start, flushing when he realizes he was using your lap as his pillow, trying to stammer out an apology
>He relaxes when you just laugh it off and present him with his spic-and-span three piece suit, a noticeable bulge in the lapel pocket
>But, like all good things, your Young Master's stay has to come to an end, and he goes back to 'the grindstone' as he calls it
>He catches a kiss from you before your lips have a chance to firm up. It's an inexperienced, cautioned peck on your lips.
"Some day I'll absolutely have to get you out of that smock and show you a better time."
>As you wave him off, you wait until he's out of view, a small tear rolling down a watery eye
>On the kitchen island is a small card reading "CITY BOYZ! (A monster's toys!) with a phone number and escort menu
>There's a special price for 'Master service', at the bottom
>This is the third Young Master this month, and you're still looking for your one true master, to finally share your love with.
>You're reminded of that one saying your old Nan taught you... 'La douleur exquise'
>The tears won't stop

Since I can't into prose for whatever reason and this was the fastest method to get the idea from a few threads across.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999263
>>18999276
I have to say though, it did make me think about myself on the ground and the King of Cats playing around with my dick while the Mage stumbled over to me and sat on my face if I complained.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999159
Would the stipulations be lifted after a certain time in this scenario?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999256
Extended role play?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999285
>So no rape?
>No.
>Even if I'm the victim?
>If you encourage it, I don't think I can defend you.
>But human women can get away with it!
>You're not human.
>I'm close enough, dammit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999338
Yeah. The demon lord can't keep every girl in check, especially ones born on a different planet. The girls you choose would be test subjects who agreed to go along with your demands that the DL trusts to stick to that promise. One would imagine they'd be free to do whatever after the portals are opened in earnest and everyone is allowed through as they please.

>>18999387
>He came, so it was making love!

>What do you mean it was STATUTORY rape?! He was on top of me the whole time!

[Anonymous No.]

If you left succ marks on a wight's body, would she wear more conservative clothes to cover them up or revealing clothes to show them off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999455
Would be hot to leave them on her neck so she had to wear a choker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999455
I don't think there are any girls that'd want to hide any marks their husbands leave on them. Be it hickys, bruises, finger marks on their necks, they'd wear them with pride!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18998019
Would surrender to a Lilim right away.

Not like I would have a choice if she has her "mindbreak" aura on

[Anonymous No.]

How do I stop being a fat piece of shit? Also does anyone have more of these?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18997792
>nations would be turning into demon realms

Hopefully we get to keep our national anthem at least
>Every nation keeps their traditional system of government just with a Lilim or some other power full monster at the top

[Anonymous No.]

Did KC ever say what the MGE world is? Like is it a flat world, round world, or something else?

>>18997885
>sexual objects

The monstergirls would likely call it something like "beloved wives" instead.

>>18999480
Has anything been revealed on how many Lilims there are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999520
It's a world of cardboard

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999512
I don't know if monsters would really care about petty things like borders or politics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999482
I never was fat so I wouldn't know. I used to run and exercise a lot when I wasn't working or studying though. Hell, I catually worked up early and though I was going to do it for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999527
Probably not. I don't think people will forget it that fast though. I welcome our new mamono overlords anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999527
>Year 2 after monsters arrived, cold war already started over fetishes

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999482
Go to /fit/ and read the sticky. I lost 60 pounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999578
Luckily the Demon Lord unites them all

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999583
One Fetish to Rule Them All
One Fetish to Find Them
One Fetish to Bring Them All
And in the Darkness, Try Them
In The Land of The Demon Lord
With the Thickest Thighs

Handholding yo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999520
It's rape all the way down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999617
I have this mental image of an norse elf going over the a graphical representation of the realms on the branches of Yggdrasil.
But the names have all been scratched out and replaced with the word "Rape".
Complete with a big rape dragon at the bottom pleasuring herself on its roots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999612
I was thinking it would be impregnation

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999473
>>18999476
>undead noble comes to a gathering in a choker or a scarf or just with straight up finger marks on her bare neck
>[ufufufu and thinly veiled teasing intensifies]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999612
Handholding and impregnation. The holy fetishes of the Demon Lord and her Husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999668
I'm glad the DL and her husband are monogamous and not willing to share. It makes the whole thing cuter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999476
I feel like the act of hiding them is even more lewd that showing them off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999702
I imagine the demon lord is really motherly. While her husband is still the stubborn old hero. They should visit their daughters more often though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999715
>No mouse daughter who hides your hand prints on her neck with the red bandana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999520
A world is a world, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

At what point exactly is it safe to start truly opening up emotionally to a monstergirl when you're in a relationship?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18997528
poultry
raptor
wererabbit
pink slime
eel

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999808
The afterglow of the first rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999715
There's truth to that, with the way they normally dress it'd be really noticeable when someone was covering up. Although it'd be impressively shameless if a Wight, Vampire or a visiting Pharaoh was just showing off stuff like bruises or choking marks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999822
Seems a little early, what if they think you're being too clingy or desperate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18997528
-Alraune
-Elder Devil
-Pink Slime
-Cyclops
-Wererabbit

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999851
>bruises or choking marks

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999808
Would a manticore even listen to your problems?

[Anonymous No.]

Help I have a fever and I need a nurse.
Preferably one that's a bit yan and takes personal offense to the fact that germ/bacteria/a virus has made me sick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999875
She'd listen very intently while using her tail to milk you dry. She might even pretend to be bored, but she'd listen and care!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18997528
Arachne
Smol breed arachne
Large breed arachne
Long Legs breed arachne
Scorpion

I love me some creepy crawlies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999875
Of course. She might pretend to not listen at first though

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999875
Monstergirls may be enthusiastic about sex, but love is more important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18997528
heavyweight
mummy
any monoeye
nazi spider
murder spider

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999520
>Did KC ever say what the MGE world is? Like is it a flat world, round world, or something else?
I imagine it would be like those oldschool JRPG donut world maps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999890
I would set your house on fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999914
>>18999889
>”Wahahahaha! Which is more draining now? My tail, or those financial reports?”
>’Hhhhhaaaaaa wait, how did you know?’
>”O-oh. Well, you mentioned it yesterday when you were fucking your frustrations out. I hope things get better at work for you.”

[Anonymous No.]

Man, I am glad there is a huge chance of meeting your monstergirl wife again if you die somehow

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999890
>>18999994

Now I'm imagining a paranoid salamander wanting to burn all the bugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000016
in the MGE world that is

[Anonymous No.]

we had almost 400 posts in the last 5 hours. Why was today so fast? Why didn't you let your maid dote on you today anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000037
Gotta rest before I start breeding the maid again

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999889
>>18999914
>>18999972
What if you told her You don't think she really loves you and only stays around for your body

[Anonymous No.]

>>18997710
I wish I could sit in a jinko's lap

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000094
Monster girls love you the same way a drug addict loves their fix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000094
Then she is going to show you her love really hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000104
Man, its good to see someone practicing their baiting skills. Don't worry anon, you may not be good now, but so long as you keep at it I'm sure you'll be one of the greats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999870
>;_;
It was just rough sex, that's all. Wouldn't stop a lich from giving her a deadpan "Wow. You never told us you met your husband in a dark alley."

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000104
That's good enough for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000094
>"Your body? No one would stick around for your body. Huh? Wait, please stop crying, I didn't mean it like that."

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000147
To be honest anon I'm actually surprised there are a few others in here that enjoy that kind of content. It's a little more extreme then what I expected most people here to be ok with. I enjoy aggressive girls as much as I do sub girls but it's nice to know this place ain't filled only with mega-sub guys yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000139
Am I wrong? All they care about is your "spirit energy".

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000202
Ganbatte!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000171
How would a monstergirl deal with her boyfriend's negative body image? (hard mode: no fucking the problem away)

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000202
Spirit energy is the very essence of a man. Naturally, a great man would have delicious spirit energy, so they would have every inclination to support their husband and improve his flavor as much as they can!

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that big meaty paws are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000316
I wonder if getting good and making your SE stronger raises the chance of impregnation by making your semen stronger too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000349
The Demon Lord's husband didn't get that many Lilims by being a chump.

[Anonymous No.]

>Had to work 3 hours from home tonight

Jinko-san would need to avoid distracting me

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000347
Those are just gloves

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000202
IIRC, KC said that while a husband is a source of "food," they still love their husbands deeply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000347
paws ruin monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000104
Succubus notebook proves that false

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000315
Snuggling, kisses and plenty of compliments.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, stick buff monsters in dancers outfits.
It'll be worth the pelvis pounding your gonna get to see a minotaur or jinko in those skimpy clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000037
Discussions of monster girls taking over Earth, and love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000316
Huh, I suppose that means mine would be pretty tasteless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000037
Because I don't have a fucking maid and thank you for reminding me, you fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999520
>Has anything been revealed on how many Lilims there are?

IIRC there are around 100 or so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000369
True, but was that just his stamina or his quality? Maybe both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000545
Jesus Christ, the Demon Lord is a busy woman. I'm not sure if I'm jealous of her husband or I pity him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000577
The show must go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000488
Until you become an incubus, that is.

>>19000545
>100

Something tells me that's not the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000613
>replying to patheticfags

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hear the thoughts of a CC fox who finally got a young human boy in bed
>"At last, that cutie Anon is all mine tonight. Ufufu, I'll try not to toy with him too much."
>"...Wow, that's a lot bigger than I expected. No worries, I'm sure it'll just slide right in. Demon Lord's blessing upon us, right?"
>"Oh fuck, he's huge! Okay, don't panic. I'm sure he didn't notice me come a little just from putting it in. Keep up the smug look and make him finish before you do."
>"Okay, so I came halfway through. Hard. Hopefully he was too distracted by my tails to notice. At least it's over now and I can still look like the more mature and experienced one. Still, I didn't know human boys could come so much from one orgasm..."
>"Huh? Why is he grabbing my hips?...W-why is his dick not get soft? W-w-why is he smiling like that?!"
>two hours later
>"Haa, please... so full...no more will fit inside me..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000577
And she's been around for 1000 years. She's popping lilims left and right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000632
I don't like that fox's smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000672
Then wipe it off of her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000672
Her head is too small, but her smile is very nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999314
somebody show this Kiki love

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000639
>1000 years

I knew she was old, but not that old. Is she immortal, or just really long lived?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000699
Only relative to her breasts and hips. Her head is appropriately sized for the rest of her torso.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000706
Just really long lived. Mama DL still got another good 1000 years kicking on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000732
>Only relative to the parts of her you can actually see
It's like the hips and titties just devoured her upper body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000774
That's how you know they're good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000734
Are there any immortal MGs? Like angels or houris?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000806
Spacejin's girls make me want to grope them, even with the potential risk of testicular harm

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000706
>>19000734
I would think her position as Demon Lord would afford her some sort of unaging ability, especially since they are supposed to remain in power until a human hero kills them. Also are there canon names for the Demon Lord and her husband? I seem to recall the Demon Lord's name is Lilith, which would make sense, considering her children are called lilims, but I can't recall much about her husband. I keep wanting to call him Heinrich, but I think that's just MGQ's influence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000830
I don't think so. There are just some that live for very long oeriods of time, like undeads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000883
So Lilith is pretty much a goddess in the present day of MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make a pair of Manticores go ass to ass with a double ended dildo before tying their legs together so they can't separate and then jabbing them with each other's tail spines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000887
If even the denizens of the heaven of MGE world can die, maybe they and their husbands can still remain together in some kind of afterlife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000897
Considering she gains power from monsters having sex, and that she's had several generations of monsters to further her goals, she's probably the closest thing to a god without actually crossing that line. It's why the actual gods see her as such a threat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000899
That... is some hardcore shit anon. Those manticores won't know what to do. Aren't they supposed to be the sadists? Jesus man, you better at least take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000887
I thought they were immortal, and other monstergirls had varying lifespans, like mermaids living much longer than humans.

Not to mention some monstergirls have already died, like ghosts, and women reborn as houris.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey hurry up and summon me already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001029
Nah

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001029
Why should I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999159
-Lilim
-Dark Matter
-Tanuki
-Manticore
-Hellhound

Let it all burn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001029
>I set 3 cards facedown and end my turn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001029
Okay, but this is the spellbook they sent me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001029
>No chest
>No spadetail
>Ass if indeterminate quality
>Normal skintone
Ehh, she still looks kind of cute. And since she asked...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001079
I'm going to pick that smug goat up and suplex her nerd ass through that shelf of reagents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001029
If the portals ever do open, one of the first things I'm doing is hopping online and seeing if I can just summon a demon or succubus. I'd rather a taku or ell, but that's an easy way to get a safe choice without being raped by something else first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18999314
Can't a master give her a courtesy groping?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001083
Don't forget mamonobana. Even without that, she should know how to work what she does have. She's not bad anyway, if only a bit average. Also, she's clearly red, even with the red glow beneath her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001029
>>19001091
I think I'd rather summon Eros and her servants (apsara, cupid, houri, gandharva).

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001087

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001029
Real life lore: the succubi are evil
MGE: they're the good side

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001219
Baphomets are especially sturdy, it'd just be like rough foreplay. Maybe playing Hulk Hogan makes onii-chan horny or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001226
>Real life lore
Dude fuck real life, the church is always wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001233
She's gonna be the one suplexing you before long

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001234
>the church is always wrong.
Which means they're wrong now, which means I could be summoning a succubus GF at this very moment. Fuck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001219
Bullies must be bullied in turn.

>>19001233
Hell no, that old hag's getting bullied for making my adopteru cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001247
Don't forget to make a proper magic circle in case she flips out over getting summoned while she's taking a bath or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001247
No that part is impossible, you can only summon a succubus WIFE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001261
I dread to think I'd summon a violent tsundere. Hopefully we'd both just have a laugh while I grab her a towel or something. Ara or bust. A spell circle is vital though, gotta show her you want to do things right.

>>19001262
This is permissible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001234
Kind of sucks how the monsters the MGE girls are based on are often killers in real life lore. Then again, that's where Kenkou got the idea that the current DL changed all that for the better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001276
>summon Succubus who was having a bath
>it's a confident ara ara type so she just lounges in the circle while scrubbing her body
>the water that came with her washes off the summoning circle and the wards you put in place without you noticing because you're too busy staring at her hot body
Truly older women are frightening creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001306
>"Awww, did this old thing ruin your cute little spell circle? Should I make it up to you?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001029
You're not a snek

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001386
>I hope senpai notices me...

[Anonymous No.]

Was OKAYADO influenced by KC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001386
You don't summon sneks, ya wrangle 'em!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001234
So you’re saying we don’t have to kill a woman for presenting herself to be mated by an animal? (Leviticus 20:16)

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001409
A rattlesnake roundup in MG might go very poorly for the snake wranglers

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001417
If we did then we'd have had to kill Catherine the Great and all those lonely office ladies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001403
Who knows?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001427
Oh no, it would go very well for all parties involved, just maybe not in the way they expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001433
Huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001433
>Catherine the Great
That's a myth and you know it anon, if you're going to cull the horsefuckers then do it to the ones who actually did the crime.
Also Catherine the Great is already dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001446
I am NOT going to explain butterdogs to a Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001458
The only butter you should feed to dogs is peanut butter!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001399
Ah, but Senpai can't help but notice you!

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw monstergirls aren't real (as far as we know)

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001464
That's right Wurmie.

[Anonymous No.]

¿A qué chica monstruo le gustaría los churros?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go to a costume party dressed as a Spanish Matador, only to be kabedon'd by a big beefy Minotaur.

[Anonymous No.]

Can your waifu protect you from FEARSOME BEASTS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001523
Ah yes, and a guten morgen por vous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001530
>to be continued

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001530
What’s the deal with Kabedon? Just tickle their ribs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001523
todos

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001533
She's a fearsome beast

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001530
Just imagine being some scrawny college kid who gets loses his virginity to a big busty /fit/ Minotaur.
Imagine how you'd practically be a sex doll to her, positioned just how she likes it.
Imagine waking up with her legs wrapped around your waist and your dick still firmly in her greedy cunt, your face sandwiched between two prime slabs of soft springy beef.
Imagine her stretching after she wakes up and then smirking back at your now flaccid dick while telling you to leave your door unlocked for her from now on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001578
Help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19000460
good night

There'll be a new thread by morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001029
Lady, I'm just trying to summon imps with big titties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001066
>Hundreds of lilims
Lord almighty

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001617
I want a Titty Imp familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001584
>Honestly you had no idea what you were thinking would happen accepting that asshole Bryce's invitation to be one of his plus ones for the Mu Omega Omega sorority's party.
>It certainly wasn't losing your virginity to a Minotaur with tits bigger than your head.
>It's almost hypnotic the way they're swaying up and down as she calls you a slut and slams her hips against yours with the force of a jackhammer.
>There must have been something in the drinks too, because you're not getting any softer and you've cum way more than you should be able to.
>Finally after three hours she pulls off you, panting and sweating while stretching out leaving you resting in the memory foam crater she fucked you into.
>Your dick is sensitive to the cold air and still isn't going down, but maybe now you can rest.
>"Whew! Lemme tell you something stud, that was a great warmup!"
>Warmup?
>"Now then, I'm all limbered up and my muscles are good to go! Let's get on to the real thing~"
>You offer a silent plea to a god who does not listen as she quickly slides your cock back into her, shoves your head between her tits and starts jackhammering her hips so hard and fast that you cum within seconds and don't stop until the two of you pass out in each other's arms six hours later.
>After the school faculty catch wind that you were one of the boys taken back to a sorority member's room, you're given a month off classes to recover.

[Anonymous No.]

>A blizzard is approaching! Snowstorms in these mountains are so thick you can't see more than a few feet in front of you, and the howling wind is loud enough to block out your voice!
>Q-Quick. Grab my tail and hold on, it's the only way to guide you to shelter!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001799
Alright, I'll trust her if she says so.

[Anonymous No.]

>A blizzard is approaching! Snowstorms in these mountains are so thick you can't see more than a few feet in front of you, and the howling wind is loud enough to block out your voice!
>Q-Quick. Grab my tail and hold on, it's the only way to guide you to shelter!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001799
Help! I can't see you!
>>19001812
That's better. Let's go

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001812
Don't lie to me, it's gonna be summer soon!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm doing a shitty writefag attempt, what kind of monster girl would save someone about to hang themselves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001578
>>19001637
Unmf

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001827
How about a Lich, an Anubis, a Valkyrie, an Angel and a Demon, all fighting over Anon's soul, tugging him back and forth between different afterlives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001617
>>19001625
>”Wah hah! What mischief are we gonna get into today, boss?”
>”Your nipples are showing.”
>”WAAAAH!!!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001827
Why save him when you can have a Wisp snatching up his soul afterwards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001812
Can't I just hold your hand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001812
I dunno, getting led unknown places by a total stranger is pretty much the exact thing my parents warned me not to do when I was a kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001812
Not a yuki onna?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001880
Good thing you're not a kid anymore!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001889
Who do you think's causing the blizzard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001890
You're right, and I'm making an adult decision to be weary of this wolf. What proof do I have that she's trustworthy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001852
Well shit, I'll keep that one written down, but I'm really shitty at writing.
>>19001864
I don't like Wisps. Sorry man

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001901
Fluffy things are always trustworthy! Even kids know that!

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>>19001903
Why must Liches wear such lewd, revealing outfits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001909
SCIENCE.

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>>19001909
>>19001916
She looks like she's attending some trendy new Death Cult, looking to impress all the cute Human Acolytes and Neophytes.

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>>19001909
>>19001916
THE BEST KIND OF SCIENCE

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>>19001909
Clothes are of no practical use.

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>>19001930
Is she a Holst who became a Lich?

Or a Lich who became a Holst?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001812
Is that an Ainu Kiki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001930
The thumbnail made her look like a mermaid for a moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001951
She doesn't have talon heels.

[Anonymous No.]

Abominations make the best maids, that's a universal truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19001846
That's not even getting into the post-sex snuggling.

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>>19001930
>>19001961
What if there was a yuki onna mermaid?