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18881765 No.18881765 [Reply] [Original]

Pay up

>> No.18881815

The only reasonable recourse for dog's cheeky behavior is rape.

>> No.18881901

We already have a yamabiko thread
>>18756982

>> No.18881998
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18881998

>>18881815
Shut
>>18881901
We need more

>> No.18882009

>>18881998
I take my pizza very seriously.

>> No.18882251

Kyouko is such a rebel

>> No.18882317

>>18881765
*unsheates pizza cutter*
*turns kyouko into topping for the rest of the pizza*
really fukcing personel, kid

>> No.18886936

>>18881765
That's some expensive pizza.

>> No.18886942 [DELETED] 

>Euros
Sorry, I don't deliver to Muslims.

>> No.18886964

>>18886936
That's 8 euros per pizza.

>> No.18886983 [DELETED] 

>>18886942
While on topic while don't you stay on /pol/ instead of ruining other boards with your shit

>> No.18890470
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18890470

What a cute dog.

>> No.18890494

>>18881765
THAT'LL BE 10€ WITHOUT TIP!

>> No.18890515

Stop posting and bumping dumb, unfunny, tired /v/ shit.

>> No.18894206

>>18881765
Yeah.
Why don't you "come inside"
*Massive Boner in Pants*
Just set it on the table. Let me go get my wallet
*Locks door*

>> No.18894216

>>18890515
You will stop saying such things about Kyoko
I remember your post. You can't run. "Kudasai

>> No.18895891
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18895891

Take caution when adopting stray humans.

>> No.18898584

>>18881765
bumpy bump

>> No.18898609

>>18894206
Next you'll give her "the tip" right?

>> No.18900236

>>18898609
*takes off large diamond spiked belt from top shelf*
Nope.
I'm gonna show her why you don't take slices out of my damn pizza.
Ill give her the assbeating of a lifetime.
As of now, that's the 106th deliveryperson ive known, and only 4 including her have taken slices off my pizza without asking.
But her. Her.
She. Is the first, to demand a TIP.

Just joking.
*unzips dick*
You think I'll just waste cunny like that?
She's about to know what it means to fuck with my pizzas.
I ordered 24 slices and i only count 23 with pizza residue on her face and around her lips.
If she asked me for a slice politely when she delivered, then I'd give her a box. But no. She took a piece unauthorized and demands a tip. No way. Nuh uh. Nope. She's gonna get mating press'd now.
She's gonna have to deal with being absent from work until the next week. Yeah. She'll get the pizza money, and "tip"

But really. Don't fuck eith my Pizza. You faggots.
If i want 8 pieces, I better get eight pieces. No less. But more is appreciated to a maximum of 10.

>> No.18901121

>>18894206
back the fuck off!?!?

>> No.18901724

>>18900236
What if you get more but the yamabiko has eaten one? Like 10 pieces but you get 9 instead.

>> No.18901881

>>18901724
Same applies.
She gets mating pressed for a week straight.

If it's a dude, they get Danmaku'd.
Just like Reisen in the movies, I'll put a finger to the forehead and BOOM! No more deliverydude.

>> No.18901889

>>18901724
Also, the 10 but nine comparison can easily just be her eating as much as she wants and cutting the remaining slices into halves, thirds or whatever else.

>> No.18901897

>>18901881
Ruma usually comes by so I have nothing to do

>> No.18902790

>>18895891
I can't believe this artist is doing it, nothing is sacred

>> No.18902815

>>18894206
>>18900236
You are retarded.

>> No.18902948

>>18895891
This is my fetish

>> No.18903094

>>18902815
*Yo'ure

>> No.18903119
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18903119

>>18881765
I'm not a fucking europoor you dumb doggly, no wonder why your species is endangered.

>> No.18904724

>>18881765
Hey excuse me, I odered, 3, FULL pizza's, not 7/8th's of one and two empty boxes.

>> No.18904881

>>18881901
That's an ohayou thread

>> No.18907139

>>18890515
OH NO, I've entered a thread that I don't care for! How could this have happened to me?! Oh woe is me.

>> No.18907161

>>18881765
uh, i don't have any money on me right now but you can ride me if you want..

>> No.18907201
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18907201

I'll give you more than just the tip

>> No.18908891

>>18881765
hee hee hee

>> No.18909054

>>18902815
I'm smart.
If you want people to stop fucking with you, you do something to make them not fuck with you again.
If Kyouko doesn't want another weekstraight mating press, she won't do it again.
If she does do it again, it's apparent what she wants.
Suck my Dr.MeDick.

>> No.18911312

>>18902815
Your no doctor.

>> No.18911970

>>18909054
>Suck my Dr.MeDick.
LMBOOOO muhdick btfo xD

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